Bill Maher and Liberals

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Mostly Bill Maher Clips

Mostly Bill Maher Clips

3 жыл бұрын

A compilation of Bill's jokes and observations about American liberals.
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@RandyOnTheRadio
@RandyOnTheRadio 2 жыл бұрын
Most of this stuff was hysterical. I loved him reading from the book. That was classic liberalism there.
@dorothyremington9450
@dorothyremington9450 3 жыл бұрын
BE STILL MY BLEEDING HEART? was the absolute best!
@michaelrandle8316
@michaelrandle8316 3 жыл бұрын
OMG! Bill at the end of this clip reading that story from that book is so hilarious that I had to stop it at the last minute and a half to catch my breath, or I might have died laughing in a public place.
@TheSateef
@TheSateef 3 жыл бұрын
how is it I watch Bill every week yet don't remember any of these?
@marylowther8495
@marylowther8495 3 жыл бұрын
Bill Maher speaks for the moderates, like me. That's why we listen to him.
@nuralianathamna8868
@nuralianathamna8868 3 жыл бұрын
Bill Maher is a hypocrite, how can someone who claims to be hostile to linking religion with politics blindly supports Israel, even extreme religus right in isreal , and remember that Israel is the only country in the world that consider religion to be nationaly, so he should ask for the same standards that he demands from Christians in America, mainly the separation of religion from the state And the support of state of citizenship, that is, there is no minority or majority, but the citizen is the majority
@marylowther8495
@marylowther8495 3 жыл бұрын
@ You are obviously too far right to appreciate that YOU are an extremist.
@marylowther8495
@marylowther8495 3 жыл бұрын
@@nuralianathamna8868 Given that every Islamic country has a state religion it takes a massive combination of ignorance and stupidity to blame Israel for that. Those of us who have studied history understand that Islam is a repressive religion started by a delusional child molester, and that Muslims have never allowed religious freedom to othjers when they have the upper hand. I mock your complaint and dismiss you as irrelevant.
@wcolautti
@wcolautti 3 жыл бұрын
And me!
@rnelson299
@rnelson299 3 жыл бұрын
Bill Maher is not a moderate but actually a leftist who used to represent the old left. The left has just gone so crazy that he seems moderate today.
@rayhare4220
@rayhare4220 3 жыл бұрын
He is so funny. I’m a liberal and he is spot on. I’m Black too. The other side is wrong once a while was hilarious.
@loricrawford1952
@loricrawford1952 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh God oh God oh God! has no place in the classroom" FUNNY
@NotIfWhen
@NotIfWhen 3 жыл бұрын
Ok that honey boo boo make up tip joke was funny.
@juliebraden4865
@juliebraden4865 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh no, call my Caitlyn." OMG Bill, u slay me!! 7:20. 😄😅🤣😆🤣
@jacobzaranyika9334
@jacobzaranyika9334 2 жыл бұрын
“Be still my bleeding heart”? - ok, you are officially crazy
@fthefarmer
@fthefarmer 3 жыл бұрын
As a conservative I am happy to see this
@plectrum94
@plectrum94 2 жыл бұрын
As a liberal, I am happy to see this
@AJHyoton
@AJHyoton Жыл бұрын
@@plectrum94 As a liberal republican, I am happy you're both happy
@timothyleon558
@timothyleon558 Жыл бұрын
Just wait. You’ll get yours, too. Then we will both be happy.
@drayduke
@drayduke 23 күн бұрын
The book reading was oh.so.epic. 😂😂😂
@carlosbardales4179
@carlosbardales4179 3 жыл бұрын
Oh common sense ... why have you forsaken us?!?
@DLG24
@DLG24 3 жыл бұрын
A GEM OF A THINKER!
@bakulg1131
@bakulg1131 3 жыл бұрын
I’d buy that book 😀
@kirbymarchbarcena
@kirbymarchbarcena 2 жыл бұрын
"Call me Kaitlin"...almost got choked while chewing my egg-benedict when I heard that
@timothyleon558
@timothyleon558 Жыл бұрын
Oh, I was chewing my egg muffin. (Liberal … lower class, you know.)
@GoTocco
@GoTocco 3 жыл бұрын
I love going to dwarf bullfights in Mexico. They have dwarf matadors, rodeo clowns, and bulls. It’s hilarious.
@timothyleon558
@timothyleon558 Жыл бұрын
I have some dwarf youpon hollies
@kevinkeating1394
@kevinkeating1394 3 жыл бұрын
Awesome
@msole06
@msole06 3 жыл бұрын
"...a fallback besides suicide in Canada." LOL!
@jamie42172
@jamie42172 3 жыл бұрын
you made me cry in the end.
@HollyAnneWilson-rv2kh
@HollyAnneWilson-rv2kh Жыл бұрын
Funny always!
@kirkhutchins3424
@kirkhutchins3424 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder whether Bill has ever listened to Root Boy Slim and the Sex Change Band, featuring the Rootets. Campy satire from the early days of stereotype challenge. Hysterical stuff. Perverted yet enlightening. Deriding conservatives at every chance. Oh heck, I was a grad student in the 80s when this became my party music. Dated. Yes. Irrelevant, no.
@jamesstuart3346
@jamesstuart3346 3 жыл бұрын
I love me my Stewart and Colbert but Maher is on an entirely different level
@Strawn149
@Strawn149 3 жыл бұрын
Colbert hasn’t been funny for a long time.
@gwenlaughlin7258
@gwenlaughlin7258 2 жыл бұрын
@Laurent Pelletier.
@susieoryan8857
@susieoryan8857 3 жыл бұрын
Bill...your hair looks terrific. Makes you look younger!! Love it!
@jasonstegallco.960
@jasonstegallco.960 3 жыл бұрын
Bill (and Seth, BTW) LOVE them some kale jokes, don't they?
@danholm4952
@danholm4952 3 жыл бұрын
gold, better dead than red I always said!
@jacobzaranyika9334
@jacobzaranyika9334 2 жыл бұрын
“Be still my bleeding heart”? - you are nuts.
@terrencethomas9053
@terrencethomas9053 3 жыл бұрын
The most desperately needed thing in America is a job requirement document for president of the United States.
@timothyleon558
@timothyleon558 Жыл бұрын
Well trump already slipped past anything like that.
@bkzeppelin3215
@bkzeppelin3215 3 жыл бұрын
Bill, where is Kim Joug - un love letter to Trumpy?
@jimbo2426
@jimbo2426 3 жыл бұрын
Hear! Hear!
@HFFCANADA
@HFFCANADA 3 жыл бұрын
"Stop quoting laws to us men who carry sword's" -Pompey Magnus Roman General
@Y3MINEM
@Y3MINEM 2 жыл бұрын
Why is there an apostrophe in swords?
@Y3MINEM
@Y3MINEM 2 жыл бұрын
By the way it was Plutarch, over 100 years after Pompey supposedly said it.
@Skerdy
@Skerdy 3 жыл бұрын
Jesus fucking Christ! Can we have Bill read more liberal sex stories?! That was hilarious!
@DanielPe322
@DanielPe322 2 жыл бұрын
Love him 🤣😂🤣
@DevonChampion
@DevonChampion Жыл бұрын
The master liberal roaster 💀
@dianahill7239
@dianahill7239 3 жыл бұрын
(2007?): My husband and I watched 2 Kern County Sheriff's driving south down our street early one morning, pleasant weather. There was 1 sheriff sitting on the front hood, eating a chocolate cake donut w/nuts. He was about 25-30 yrs. old, 6' tall, 200#, light brown hair, Caucasian. The drive: 25-30 yrs. old, dark brown hair, 5'9", 165#, might have been Caucasian. Welcome to America.
@f1s2hg3
@f1s2hg3 3 жыл бұрын
Bill I believe you over the polls any day and you are funny but Bill you know deep down in your heart that only love can save a people of haters.
@rnelson299
@rnelson299 3 жыл бұрын
Wow I’m exactly the 150,000 viewer
@165Dash
@165Dash 3 жыл бұрын
My liberal family hates kale!
@georgiannallegar5720
@georgiannallegar5720 3 жыл бұрын
That first joke felt really gross
@jacobzaranyika9334
@jacobzaranyika9334 2 жыл бұрын
Really William?
@lessevdoolbretsim
@lessevdoolbretsim 2 жыл бұрын
Bernie is a liberal like I'm a Martian.
@kennydixon7148
@kennydixon7148 3 жыл бұрын
Kill it right the first time damit
@Froward_Thinker
@Froward_Thinker 3 жыл бұрын
"A newborn was saved" yes that is EXACTLY what we want.......
@nerminsnowhuseinbasic9340
@nerminsnowhuseinbasic9340 Жыл бұрын
He just says common sense things
@patrickmiano7901
@patrickmiano7901 Жыл бұрын
I am a conservative but I agree that reversing Roe v. Wade was a mistake. There are too many fanatics on both sides.
@JustinJones-xe4nu
@JustinJones-xe4nu 2 жыл бұрын
Had a body like RBG, one that wouldn't quit....Too bad it quit during the Dump administration. HAAAHAAAHAAAA
@gerrynightingale9045
@gerrynightingale9045 3 жыл бұрын
*Random 'clips' from years past are NOT what is indicated by the 'Thumbnail'...CLICK-BAIT!*
@brendadexter9349
@brendadexter9349 10 ай бұрын
I’m
@f1s2hg3
@f1s2hg3 3 жыл бұрын
Women in touch with humanity like a mom is good but I know a good woman needs a good man and no person can truthfully say LBGT???? would never be born with out mom&dad! So stop confusing kids and get back to basics with life just love them Bill.
@richanother673
@richanother673 2 жыл бұрын
Please, type in Greta Thunberg connects climate, ecological, and health crisis.
@coky1963
@coky1963 3 жыл бұрын
The funniest part is.........he is actually talking about his insufferable, self loathing White Liberal audience. There is nothing better than a liberal, calling out other Liberals for their cynical hypocrisy.
@TheOmmW
@TheOmmW 3 жыл бұрын
When everyone started to cheer for NPR vegans and academia 😂 man I fucking lost it the first time and the fact that they added it to this montage is fucking gold
@n.p.2653
@n.p.2653 3 жыл бұрын
And yet, they are still 100x better than any Reich Winger. Pukes are useless for people and planet.
@markw5139
@markw5139 3 жыл бұрын
If it’s hypocrisy, liberals won’t see it that way. I think Bill is actually evolving,p. He still hates Republican, but he can’t stand “end stage liberalism”.
@timothyleon558
@timothyleon558 Жыл бұрын
And there’s nothing worse than a trump who makes up all his sh*t and conservatives lap it up.
@dmboudreau8498
@dmboudreau8498 3 жыл бұрын
Snow flakes love snow storms
@HansLaurentiusEvents
@HansLaurentiusEvents Жыл бұрын
the audience... man, what a bunch of...
@markw5139
@markw5139 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my God, I love that segment. I have trouble keeping up my liberal (I prefer progressive, right?) credentials because some of the causes I can’t really …. Understand, but Bill has gotten me to appreciate that - I understand just fine: a lot of the causes are just stupid. My favorite part of this skit was the erotic book reading. Any guy who has seriously tried to say the right sensitive things in every crowd or group, and has assiduously avoided sexist comments and behaviors (publicly, that is), is no doubt thought very highly of by all his women friends and acquaintances. Unless he’s married, however, it’s probably been years since he’s gotten laid. Because, and this is sad, women respect woke guys, but they are still attracted to me who are ‘masculine’, and take the lead in the chase. I’m not endorsing toxic masculinity, I’m just stating my observations. “Woke up, guys. Take back your balls, and stand up a little straighter.”
@Hunting380
@Hunting380 3 жыл бұрын
Typing that was the biggest waste of your time ever 🤣
@markw5139
@markw5139 3 жыл бұрын
@@Hunting380 Maybe, but maybe not as much as all the time I spent re-watching the liberal erotica book reading. I thought it was hilarious.
@chrissullivan4496
@chrissullivan4496 3 жыл бұрын
Old white man. What comes around goes around
@johnurssing6958
@johnurssing6958 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know how this guy makes a dollar which is comedy try to make laughter out of lies for so many years
@FreePickCapper
@FreePickCapper 3 жыл бұрын
So the baby should be dead rather than abandoned? I’d rather be alive than dead LOL
@annek1226
@annek1226 3 жыл бұрын
Sit down, the joke went straight over your head!
@FreePickCapper
@FreePickCapper 3 жыл бұрын
@@annek1226 it’s funny how much liberals like killing children
@holokai21
@holokai21 3 жыл бұрын
Honey bobo;no way would I watch such trash tv!!!!!!!!.
@vanrozay8871
@vanrozay8871 3 жыл бұрын
didn't watch this, because i'm sick of bill's take on liberals. i usually enjoy him, but he has a simplistic, unfair, outmoded view of liberals which is bullshit, generalizations that don't apply to most of the liberals i know. as a critical thinker, NOT a parrot, i'm offended by his facile dismissiveness. grow up, bill!
@jonathanjochem7289
@jonathanjochem7289 3 жыл бұрын
I love bill but I can't laugh at a baby in a plastic bag. Sorry.
@tonyb2348
@tonyb2348 3 жыл бұрын
I was your bigest fan till before you got political turned into a bottom feeder
@sigonellapc2
@sigonellapc2 3 жыл бұрын
Before he got political? Or before you realized his political leanings… Like you identified with what he said until you learned that’s a left-center point of view. 😂😂😂
@jacobzaranyika9334
@jacobzaranyika9334 2 жыл бұрын
Is this you fighting back? You can do better than this
@benzandpour
@benzandpour 3 жыл бұрын
Lame. Making fun of environmentalists….
@markw5139
@markw5139 3 жыл бұрын
Why is that lame? It’s called having a sense of humor. People who take themselves so seriously that they can’t handle a joke about themselves- probably believe they are absolutely correct in their beliefs, and so they become narrow thinkers. No worse than bigots on the other side, but not much better either.
@JRPennyPacker
@JRPennyPacker 2 жыл бұрын
Hit a nerve didn’t he Ben?
@cokesquirrel
@cokesquirrel Жыл бұрын
@ben You know if it were not for trees there would never be any forest fires. So who needs the environment it's dangerous
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