Bill Wurtz is "still a piece of garbage"

[@ihavenoideawhatimdoing286]

I forgot bill wurtz is an actual person and not just a disembodied voice

[@Techno_Wolfy]

You know what, same.

[@akumatenshi8841]

Same

[@youngestchild1103]

He is the man in the wires, he is a legend that will never die

[@ejsmith5838]

Yeah same

[@echoptic775]

Go outside more

[@PaintingWinterMusic]

Bill Wurtz knows how to make something completely pointless but artistically deep at the same time.

[@PaintingWinterMusic]

Kind of like poetry. It doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but it's still profound. Also--shameless plug--I'm hoping some of you might like the music I make too :)

[@noahvercetti7959]

​@@PaintingWinterMusicI do you might get a knew sub

[@PaintingWinterMusic]

@@noahvercetti7959 Cool, thank you :)

[@dyldog]

@@PaintingWinterMusicI listened to the last few you uploaded, Nightfall is amazing. Added the whole album on AM immediately after it ended🤘🏻

[@PaintingWinterMusic]

@@dyldog That's awesome, glad to hear that!

[@voidmatic]

the "still a piece of garbage" does in fact play in my brain at least once a week years later

[@ethanheadrick7027]

Same

[@rinaliny]

Same here lol

[@edarddragon]

It is forever stuck in my mind when i so something Im.such a piece of GARBAGE

[@brandiwyne]

It's just so catchy 😂

[@oksuree]

I've never even heard it before

[@thepancakealchemist6949]

Its so unusual to me to just hear him talk normally

[@thewholecircus]

Ikr, I'm so used to him being just a mysterious entity

[@Heavenly-Disaster]

​@@thewholecircus our favorite eldritch deity ❣

[@chuck9693]

I’ve never seen his face before!!! He actually looks quite handsome!

[@icyclestick178]

i cant comprehend not seeing multi colored subtitles when he speaks

[@gooswan]

lmfao i thought this was cillian murphy at first

[@jacobquackenbush2981]

“🎶Now the Phoenicians can get down to business 🎶”

[@Danpg79]

you could make a religion out of this

[@partypascall1467]

🎶The sun is a deadly Lazer🎶

[@117kazekage]

@@partypascall1467music 🎵 not anymore, there’s a blanket~ 🎶

[@sabofudge]

Christianize all the kingdoms

[@MartaBionda-kl7ge]

china's back together!

[@TheJackMouse]

Bill wurtz looking exactly how I guessed Bill wurtz to look is very satisfying

[@grammar_ash]

right??

[@T.Florenz]

He's got a very comforting presence to me, somehow

[@apotsmokinjedi]

he gives me willy wonka vibes but with music and animations instead of chocolate

[@haleywood8040]

He gives off neurodivergent and depressed imo lol

[@apotsmokinjedi]

@@haleywood8040 yeah so pretty much the same id say

[@dysmissme7343]

@@apotsmokinjedi Bahhaha I’ve log thought of him as like.. a spectral, patron saint of the internet

[@benjamonoakes173]

​@@dysmissme7343me too, just thought he was some Bob Ross-esque dude who loved jingles

[@BuiHieuDong]

Bill Wurtz's arts always give me the feelings and vibes that are hard to explain.

[@mayplays4edits]

Your everywhere

[@julianahman3665]

I keep seeing you everywhere!

[@psilocybicacid7667]

Thanks for another pointless comment. The jingle in the video applies to you a lot

[@Justaguy-.]

Fr

[@GeetardHD]

You should check out exurb1a, he gives me the same feeling.

[@AsianAtTheDisco009]

This man singlehandedly educated the entire world about the entire history of Japan... and I feel like we need to take some time to really appreciate that feat

[@zyloz88]

except for the invasion of china part

[@AsianAtTheDisco009]

@@zyloz88 and the occupation of Korea. Yes I know

[@ElectronMoses]

I do not know this man, so my only context being this video I can only assume you mean he educated the world about the history of Japan through these two "piece of garbage" videos and I find that to be strangely accurate.

[@MaximusChivus]

​@ElectronMoses Nah, he's made 2 really big history videos. The first was History of Japan, the second was The History of the Entire World, I Guess. They're basically a gloss over of history with a lot of nods to more indepth history. They're very funny and more comedic than educational, would highly recommend

[@Ccz345]

They rapped too hard

[@rebeccajacobson372]

THIS THIS IS THE MAN THAT FORMED THE MEME THAT MADE ME

[@reznovvazileski3193]

I... I don't see your channel uploading any content whatsoever so I'm afraid to ask but... By "made me" do you mean you were conceived to this jingle? And you're proud of it?

[@Davidisntgreat]

@@reznovvazileski3193 Memes, the DNA of the soul

[@damobeck1]

@@reznovvazileski3193I would be.

[@jacobreynolds3917]

🎶“And the dinosaurs are GONE” 🎶

[@anniesunshine4777]

I love bill wurtz, super talented guy I hope he’s doing well

[@Collserra3]

he's still a piece of *garbage*

[@andybaldman]

He’s still a piece of garbage.

[@icyclestick178]

i cant comprehend not seeing multi colored subtitles when bill wurtz speaks

[@DanishMicheal]

what do you *mean* the multi coloured subtitles *DON'T* emanate from him?!? Impossible.

[@MissMusicQueen101]

Anthony is literally everyone saying, “wait there are two?!?”

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@gaminginferior7936]

Hes a modern day Van Gogh everyone of his videos is just so engaging its impossible to not learn something from just watching his art.

[@thejackattack]

Bill Wurtz seems like Bo Burnham with half the depression and double the anxiety

[@tessacallahan]

Well yes but actually no.

[@AerisRising]

Like Bo Burnham and Jerma were cloned together

[@MGSfanlan]

And RubberRoss

[@Mfifn]

Bill is the ONLY person that matches his face to his voice when weve only heard his voice for so long Edit: edit

[@brwisnt]

Ima be honest, I thought he was Jerma until I heard the voice and went “oh, it’s Bill!”

[@keysmash_roa]

He has a few music videos with his face! On some quite good songs too

[@3211-m9q]

@@keysmash_roamy favorite song from him is i'm a princess

[@devinvenne]

​@@3211-m9qmine is la de da de da de day oh Or whatever it's called lol

[@nickstank]

nardwuar

[@salty7182]

the inner mechanism of Bill Wurtz's mind is an enigma

[@dave8386]

Machinations*

[@Debid_Senpai]

The Cambrian explosion jingle still plays in my head randomly.

[@Paputsza]

Bill Wurtz is the type of male love interest in manga who takes a bath one day and gets a haircut and some clothes and suddenly he's hot.

[@DaBookNerd]

The sun is a deadly lazer…

[@Grellibe]

I have never seen Bill Wurtz before. But Bill Wurtz looks exactly how I thought Bill Wurtz would look. Handsome.

[@PenguinSebs]

He looks so much more comfortable now in interviews, he used to look a bit more anxious in the past

[@Spiritwolf145]

Was going to mention smth along the lines of this, I remember trying to listen to him on the h3h3 podcast a long-ass time ago a d he seemed ready awkward and uncomfortable. it seems he's either coming out of his shell a bit or Anthony is just more chill to talk with lol

[@helloworld-yo3fn]

@@Spiritwolf145he's been doing a lot more interviews these days so he's probably way more comfortable

[@akpokemon]

coulda taken meds (beta blockers). at least that's what i wish i did last time i did a presentation :(

[@VNdoug]

@@Spiritwolf145 It didn't help that Ethan is a fucking horrible interviewer and wouldn't let Bill speak for 3 seconds whenever he started a long answer.

[@peebledeeble]

him being hot wasn't on my 2023 bingo card

[@PanicLedisko]

Lol he looks like fuckin jerma bwhahahaha

[@spacefriend6588]

​@@PanicLedisko so... hot?

[@rei9687]

He looks exactly like that one spiderman in spider verse

[@kadiea8664]

yall have low standards for "hot"

[@MamaJayde]

Are you okay

[@djmeowzz]

I remember this guy and this clip. The amount of intros it had were obscene, but it was always (and still is) a bop.

[@Thomas-lq6pf]

I was gonna say Bill Wurtz looks like Jerma's evil clone but tbh it might be the other way around.

[@sadtimesalways]

i was just about to say this

[@trendybistro]

I see Cary Elwes or maybe a little idubz

[@Ulvorskets]

Ok but why is this man so beautiful tho

[@callan.abby.n]

FR WHAT IM SAYING

[@callan.abby.n]

wait which one are you talking ab

[@KelsieJG__they-them]

@@callan.abby.n "Why not both?"

[@callan.abby.n]

@@KelsieJG__they-them ok but anthony>>>

[@Hightower20]

I know right?! What a hunk Bill is!

[@monmon_]

My friend and i discovered bill wurtz's channel like 5 years ago when we were bored and searched up the word "hi" on youtube. The video "hi im steve" popped up and we laughed so hard because of how funny it was. Still subscribed to this day 😂

[@darkdiamonds4337]

I was so high that I almost didn’t comprehend This is the first time I’ve seen his face ever

[@its_tru]

Had the biggest crush on this man

[@misslovedog8177]

i had no idea about the origins of the video (i saw it in a vine comp video), but this audio has been my voicemail message for 4 years lol

[@shizenrisen7351]

I love how watching this short without context makes no sense so much I can't decide if I like it or not

[@sillylady5558]

Just realized this is the first time I’ve seen what Bill Wurtz looks like

[@EvanPilb]

Why is Bill Wurtz handsome squidward in this video

[@hellomew]

bill you are so beautiful and talented

[@ff_crafter]

Why Bill Wurtz looks like a rich good guy from superhero comics that turn evil later because unfortunate accident

[@MandMbeaded-kg2xr]

This was my childhood oml

[@TheRoofWatchers]

this guy looks like if Jerma was slightly less deranged and also smoked half a pack a day

[@liambarber3180]

The "history of the entire world i guess" is easily my favourite youtube video

[@hamborgir36]

Bill looks like jerma if streaming didn’t work out

[@mistythewillow4724]

THE LEGEND HIMSELF

[@ursamajor7]

he's surprisingly handsome for someone who makes alternative music

[@Salacious.B.Crumbington]

This man got me through world history

[@bunny5728]

I would marry Bill Wurtz in a heartbeat

[@OceanBacon24536]

bill is very pretty, his voice is also extremely soothing and calming 👍🏻 loved this video btw, i like hearing about people's experiences with their passions

[@KLEMENNT]

The sin is a deadly laser has been burned into my memory

[@Peace2allppl]

There are a few remixes that are fabulous too

[@kurimallow]

I LOVE THIS JINGLE Ive uses it so much 😂

[@AG.Floats]

He doesn't look like he's gone outside since the first video

[@crabcakes1408]

it feels extremely incorrect to see the face of Bill Wurtz in my brain he is a stick figure

[@Racmaster00]

He seems like a lawful good version of Jerma

[@MulletMan1010]

THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER

[@shr1mpys]

“jesse, what the hell are you talking about?”

[@redgamer-vh3kc]

Ive never been this fast to a short that popped up on my feed. 4 minutes lol

[@ESTAMPILLO]

The amount of times this video kicked in one of my acid trips… thank you sir for the wild times

[@IWannawatchyoutube-uh8wp]

I still always expect there to be a jingle every time he talks

[@blitzboy2934]

Not only did he make a ton of really good videos, his music is also pretty damn good.

[@pinkeln]

he looks nothing like I expected and exactly what I expected at the same time

[@jayjaylates5749]

The man who made the LEGEND: "Oversimplified".

[@Aarrrow]

Literally my favorite clip of all time.

[@blakeandthecake4368]

My favorite Bill Wurtz jingle is the “Can we go on land yet?” “NO!” “Why not?” “THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER!”

[@Danpg79]

now the phoenicians can get down to buisness! t a s t e t h e s u n It's the Seljuk Turks! aah! weather alert: its raining s o c i e t y y y you could make a religion out of this

[@jeandefreitasdelvalle5787]

"oh, okay." "Not anymore, there's a blanket~"

[@Likiita]

I didn't know Bill wurtz was so fine

[@3Y3B411Z]

bill wurtz is literally the best youtube icon ❤

[@mleah.]

His videos represent the internet so well. Legendary lore.

[@ethansimard7452]

Damn. He looks attractive as hell!

[@colewheeler493]

It's good to finally put a face behind the voice

[@orangedogclublover911]

genuinely one of my favorite musicians

[@carveylover]

I just found Bill because i was listening to an interview with Sam Reich of Dropout. He said Bill was one of his favorite artist. I love how wacky Bill is.

[@madchencraig5395]

Holy shit I’ve never seen this legends face I’m so glad he’s doing okay

[@AndGoatz04]

Some people have a radio announcer voice by default. *_Bill has a Jazz voice by default_*

[@CoolAnagram]

Oh my god he's so pretty

[@MelloriNoMori]

I really hope he uploads soon, his content is unlike anything on the site.

[@FrostySakura]

Ok but why does he also sound EXACTLY like Jerma 😭

[@codybrowning3740]

This jingle is my life

[@rubberduck3062]

Bill Wurtz kinda sounds like Hank Green when talking normally

[@paigens0725]

THAT WAS HIM???? OMG I LOVE THAT VIDEO

[@Conrad1013]

Please make more videos.... those are some of the funniest ones out there

[@rosesgreed]

Bill wurtz looks like his art

[@HowieRaps]

"was it a strategy to make it suck" what kinda hidden insult is that wtf 😂

[@ElectricSquirrely]

I have been looking for this man

[@hail.x3242]

He is so smart and handsome at the same time, I don't really know how to explain it😅 but he is so gorgeous inside and out person 😭✨

[@spooky_lady]

this man created my humor

[@braznem]

bill wurtz mogging on the start

[@embertea789]

ok but his hair gives me gender envy and i cant explain why

[@embertea789]

@@skigenie90 what, gender envy?

[@T.Florenz]

⁠@@skigenie90 it's like gender aspiration, imo

[@_bambi.ambie_1936]

Its greasy and covers his face , dont know why anyone would have envy over unwashed, uncombed hair but go off I guess. And just because you like the look of someone doesn’t mean its gender envy that’s rediculous, you just like how something looks on someone and you want that too, thats human nature

[@embertea789]

@@_bambi.ambie_1936 no it's gender envy lol but thanks for trying to tell me how I feel, and also that it's wrong. Idk why you thought I'd care lmao

[@thisiscait]

​@@_bambi.ambie_1936hush.

[@Spmmcrasher1509]

Bill wurtz looks like a mix of jerma and bo burnham

[@hanahahmad]

I MISS HIMMMMM

[@ghadidomayoka963]

The sun is a deadly laser, which is still iconic !!!

[@LilaD2304]

thats what I call a 21st century artist

[@hotdogbrained]

Somehow he looks exactly like i imagined

[@ponivi]

Bill Wurtz looks like he just escaped a slasher film

[@Piano_Matic]

I love how Bill Wurtz can answer a question so directly but undirectly.

[@vitaluka]

Me now realizing he was that guy lol

[@occamrtzero8579]

Bill and Jack stuber would make the *hardest* album know to man 🗣️🔥

[@darienissocoollike]

Hot take but I need him

[@Green-Rainbow]

Bill Wurtz has finally found a vessel to speak through so that we can finally understand his masterpieces of work

[@ariana1042]

Omg its Shaggy

[@Brian_Ariza]

MEMORIES COME FLOODING BACK FROM MY YOUNGER YEARS EVERY TIME I HEAR ONE OF HIS VIDEOS!!! LEGEND ALWAYS 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@jasonberry3676]

“The Sun is a deadly laser”

[@questionsayer]

”Not anymore there’s a blanket~!”

[@Levi-ls9fb]

I love that sound, one of my favorite streamers has that as her sub alert sound!!

[@rabiyarazaq5070]

He's 🔥 🥵 ❤❤❤❤

[@mawithaxdd]

I still quote “hi, thanks for checking in, I’m still a piece of garbage” all the time. I loved that Vine lmao.