Binaural ASMR Melon Relaxation with Corvus D. Clemmons ASMR Plague Doctor

[@John-sz7vf]

Now to explain to my girlfriend that I sometimes watch a man screw with a watermelon for an hour because it helps me sleep

[@Lyoko1309]

John Wesley You may want to rethink your wording too.

[@snoopE35]

That's some hardcore porn you watch

[@freetobe3]

+John Wesley Just tell her you're kinky. She might be too.

[@IndustrialBonecraft]

+John Wesley Has she asked you to beak her yet?

[@EldenMango]

+John Wesley I told my girlfriend that on some nights I am lulled to sleep by a raven man who is a follower of cthulu.

[@extremelymoist6661]

I just watched a Plague Doctor fondle a watermelon, talk to it, break its skull open and feed his own neck. And I'm not even high.

[@SteadyDesigns]

he didn't feed his neck he had to put it under the mask

[@extremelymoist6661]

+Steady Designs This joke Your head

[@liminalarcade]

I'm a doge, and I'm not even high.

[@Aztesticals]

It's even better when you are.

[@BraidenRobson]

Extremely Moist welcome to ephemeral rift

[@ABugNamedAntsMcGee]

I can almost feel corvus getting ever so slightly annoyed at his failed attempts to make this melon move via reflex.

[@stickdood2209]

He gets annoyed by the melon not talking

[@Awalys]

He gets annoyed by the melon not screaming

[@bismillah498]

its like i can feelthe frustration through his beak

[@axelmf4195]

Melon

[@sandvich_enjoyer]

Melon

[@locrian5818]

5 ways to relax someone according to ER: #1: Give them a massage. #2: Whisper to them softly. #3: Make relaxing sounds. #4: Dress up as a Plague Doctor. #5: Put a knife through their head.

[@Nemer49994]

MunchieTheMunch #6: EAT THEIR BRAIN !

[@freetobe3]

Julien S #7: Poop it #8: Burn the poop #9: Inhale the vapors #10: While under the effect watch E.R. or this: www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/bob_dylan_psych.gif

[@Zebulization]

+MunchieTheMunch almost Trepanation

[@darlingsdemon9858]

+BLT MY EYES THEY BURN

[@TheLegoDude29052]

Thank you, they all failed but that last one put me teacher in such a relaxed state she even forgot to breath... Or move... Or... Live

[@ViperRulerlm]

ER'S wife sees that her melon is missing. "Goddammit he's off doing his bird pecking thing again. That's the third time this month."

[@ciborosa]

Haha this comment killed me 😂

[@ciborosa]

+Wolf Does Things we are everywhere

[@F4nta5y]

+Wolf Does Things you cannot escape the phandom

[@Ms.Insomniac]

lmao, I can imagine this happening.

[@solarias9628]

I can just imagine your neighbours looking through your windows recording these role plays "What's he doing now, John?" "He's dressed up in leather tapping a melon, I think he's whispering to it" "I'm leaving you, John"

[@JenaLightyear]

I'm laughing way too hard at this

[@guy6327]

Fucking karen I bet she took the kids

[@SANTIGO_DA_1]

Lasagna John

[@ratmanchu9921]

I prefer an audience.

[@zurie_phoenix]

Lol poor John

[@DM57262]

I love this. You can take the most bizarre situations or random objects and turn them into something so creative and relaxing. You truly are an artist.

[@EphemeralRift]

***** Thank you. That means a lot. :) I try my best. Thanks for watching!

[@chasealex1267]

MegaRhinosaur I second that idea!

[@EphemeralRift]

MegaRhinosaur let me see what I can do. ;)

[@basharvai7050]

😳

[@kodachilinux5395]

true lol funny and enternning,original

[@NOEHEAD612]

Did i really just watch a man try to relax a watermelon for an hour and then eat it? Damn, i got my priorities straight.

[@ConcernedNobody]

A mans gotta eat. Besides everyone knows you should never eat an agitated water melon.

[@terricajohnson4707]

ConcernedNobody lol I love it

[@killmepls7865]

Anxious watermelons taste too sour.

[@michaelbarkan2994]

imagine someone walking in on this.

[@notasatanistprobably8637]

It would be my proudest fap ever

[@liminalarcade]

+not a satanist probably Why?

[@superbob1906]

@@notasatanistprobably8637 the hell is wrong with you

[@superbob1906]

@Pigeon Productions I am aware

[@humanperson9049]

Superbob190 “000 ,Yeah life , ,,”,,ll,,l,,,,,,,,,,,,l,,lllllll,,

[@meganclemmons6095]

...so, I "youtube"my last name to see if I had any relatives etc...my expression must have been priceless when Dr. Clemmons surfaces...

[@honeybadger2898]

Megan Clemmons I'm not sure if you should be worried, or ecstatic.

[@tabithathecat]

Oh my effing goodness you lucky fucker

[@dmytro2500]

@@tabithathecat your comment is priceless and underrated, I hope this becomes a piece of archeological evidence that humanity existed

[@tabithathecat]

@@dmytro2500 Why, thank you! Yet I must correct you- for under the guise of humanity I am merely a small pile of mangoes.

[@rainbowdashy00]

This guy deserves an award! Think of how much time he puts in for us with these amazing videos! How many tries to get the shot just perfect, and hours of editing!

[@breadsticks2202]

Dude..look at your profile pic

[@codykerr7392]

Actually, its uncut and there's no real editing. If he DID do any editing, it would have taken all of 10 minutes.

[@XxgunsterzxX]

I just watched a man in a plague doctor mask using a stethoscope on a watermelon, while in bed, on my phone, to help me fall asleep. THIS IS THE FUTURE.

[@Riz_Rizen]

Hey, this is a guy from the future. Now there are phones that fold and you can watch a (insert gender here) in a room with a (insert non offensive object here) while (insert gender related personal pronoun here) (insert non offensive activity here) Sorry if it sounds a little vague, nowadays it's really easy to offend people.

[@themoth1360]

1950s: there will be flying cars In the future! The future: *20:42*

[@frumiousbandersnatch]

So I am reporting from still further in the future and I regret to inform you that this has now become surrealist social satire in ways that would take way to long to explain. We were so innocent.

[@frumiousbandersnatch]

If you can hear me in the past - MOVE TO NEW ZEALAND

[@zurie_phoenix]

Yeah pretty much

[@theviewfromathrone]

The beaking is nice from an asmr viewpoint, but the real reason I like it so much because it's so adorable to watch. XD

[@EphemeralRift]

***** why thanks for watching :)

[@wadewilson540]

If you look VERY closely, you can tell that the patient is actually a watermelon.

[@Jubernuaght]

Oh wow I didn't catch that when I first saw that wow!

[@wadewilson540]

Jubernuaght No prob, it took me a while to figure it out too.

[@gibsdsid]

omg what, I cant unsee that now thanks dude :/

[@DemoniteBL]

What?? I can't see a melon! D:

[@letsplayasmr9354]

You conspiracy theorists always have to go finding watermelons in every damn video.

[@maxximus3215]

The pain of switching over to another asmr vid while having your headphones cranked for tingles and getting blasted by a trash ad

[@AlivePineapple]

ADBLOCK, brother don't mention it x3

[@thelongandwrongway]

+AlivePineapple You can't do that on mobile.

[@AlivePineapple]

dachdaschdaches ADBlock browser, no?

[@thelongandwrongway]

+AlivePineapple 1.7 stars on the App Store

[@AlivePineapple]

dachdaschdaches But still works. Nobody use this that's all.

[@ericwelch4822]

I love your doctor videos. they are hilarious and interesting. Its just a weird cross of comedy and this morbid feeling that i love. Your videos feel special and unique. Thank you for taking the time to make ASMR content. ps i also saw a reddit comment you left in response to someone who called you creepy and i almost couldn't breathe. oh man that was funny. anyway thanks again for all of your hard work.

[@EphemeralRift]

Eric Welch Thank you. 8^]

[@jac4026]

Eric Welch What was the comment?!

[@ericwelch4822]

someone called EP creepy and EP commented below it calling himself creepy an d how it was amazing he had a wife, let alone one who would want to have his child. all in all it was a comically hilarious use of sarcasm.

[@MegaCocacolafan]

For those wondering I went and found said post. >> www.reddit.com/r/asmr/comments/1m30wo/can_we_try_and_get_ephemeralrifts_subscriber/cc5vfbf?context=3

[@nathanlamb26]

It wasn't that funny

[@universityofspace6732]

Man... It's weird to look at this vid 8 years later. This was my first ASMR vid and have been following this awesome guy since then. I feel so relaxed after work falling asleep to his vids now

[@ruskah0307]

i dont think i caught this video when it was new but it was definitely my first ephem rift video i found it while looking up "gmod asmr". i can only assume the single watermelon ticked off enough boxes 🍉

[@gloriagechoff5110]

THIS IS PERFECT FOR DEPRESSED PEOPLE LIKE ME, THANK YOU

[@EphemeralRift]

Gloria Gechoff My pleasure. All my best ER

[@KayluvSings101]

Gloria Gechoff I'm depressed too, would it help me?

[@Yung_kip]

Kayla Herndon yep. Especially if you also suffer from anxiety, really chills you out.

[@bootling2552]

+RipperGCG18 I have to agree. I'm a huge anxiety sufferer. It's so CALM. And I normally don't like dude whispering, but ER works for me for whatever reason.

[@Yung_kip]

bootling I think its how quirky he is. So its not awkward. Plus his voice has a nice gruffness to it.

[@0lucariogaming0-41]

Time stamp 0:00-0:25 beginning 0:26-4:04 Notebook&questions 4:05-5:20 Talking 5:21-7:10 Stethoscope: doctor thing to listen to your heart/breathing 7:11-7:50 Notebook 7:51-9:10 Stethoscope 9:11-10:10 Notebook (9-11 ToT) 10:11-11:15 Talking 11:16-14:09 Tapping (beak) 14:10-15:30 Beaking 15:31-16:20 Notebook

[@0lucariogaming0-41]

Okay I’m done I’ll finish tomorrow and I’ll do Spanish and German and whatever else needed just post your language for me to add

[@0lucariogaming0-41]

Getting headphones soon so I can make it out better so there’s a better timestamp yw

[@frogchamp103]

@@0lucariogaming0-41 You didn’t finish I’m still waiting

[@St0ckh01m]

still waiting bud

[@whiote1841]

@@0lucariogaming0-41 done yet?

[@Jake_the_Brick]

This reminds me of my childhood how we would get a watermelon, cover it in grease, and pass it around a pool. Sometimes it floated and other times it didn't. I really loved that game for some reason

[@bradda7513]

Wait let me get this straight, you passed a greasy watermelon around a pool that would occasionally float ?

[@williamthompson7934]

Jake Bornholdt they float jake, they all float..I worry about ya jake, sometimes I worry alot

[@marcusthedog]

+ACE101Studios I bet that was TRASH!!! I BET HE ATE ALL THE GARBAGE!! xD

[@Thatonechingadera45]

+Marcus The Dog I'm the trash man, I start eating garbage

[@mythrando]

It's still popular and fun!

[@richard287]

My favourite ASMR video. One of the first videos I experienced when I was introduced to ASMR. That being partly a factor but this is one of the more relaxing ones for me; because of the pacing, the whispery masked voice, the feel of being examined or watching an examination, the clunky sound of the melon itself, and the abstract situation and humour.

[@EphemeralRift]

Well thank too very much for watching.

[@glostarr_4211]

my girlfriend gave me a massage while i listened to this, it was amazing.

[@EphemeralRift]

Kitty Goez Rawr Best girlfriend ever.

[@talia6429]

Ah, nothing like spending time with your significant other and listening to a man fuck with a watermelon for an hour.

[@jackking31]

Are you sure it wasn't you mum giving you that massage?

[@Hyperion7312]

+Ty Alexander Best comment

[@beken5575]

+indivisual Just go to www.scam.com and enter the code notasacam and also give us your credit card information to get someone just like her shipped to your house FOR FREE. NO SCAM

[@Consleazy]

Wait oh my god Corvus D. Clemmons' initials spell out CDC, the Center for Disease Control, my mind just got blown

[@Piskipo]

42

[@Fadedgogeta]

He is a PLAUGE Doctor. The CDC handles diseases, plagues, and outbreaks. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT!

[@JackBenjaminofficial]

43 :)

[@bopcity5785]

I would like this but it has 42 likes...

[@AFXPaladin]

Ryan Conrad I don’t know if you even remember this comment, but seeing it almost made me ascend to a higher dimension of understanding. Holy Christ.

[@steirabua861]

I have SEVERAL questions.

[@GhostRiderCash]

me too masky

[@jiimjaam]

Was that a JonTron reference? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@steirabua861]

+Jim Jam Jump OF COURSE

[@honeybadger2898]

We have NO answers!

[@johnzgamez810]

@@honeybadger2898 i do, a man pretending to be our lord and savior molests a watermelon, ripping it open and eating it, all while whispering to it.

[@nuclear816]

I love how he can stay in role and embodies the character in his profession, especially in his confusion about the patient. Easily one of my favorite videos!

[@LazarusIvan7]

I sat here for a hour watching a plague Doctor examine a watermelon only then to eat it. What the fuck am I doing with my life

[@michaelbarkan2994]

I know the feeling

[@liminalarcade]

He fondles it with monster claws. -.-

[@spardesparde1800]

Youre R E L A X I N G.

[@kicknruse2611]

LazarusIvan yea

[@micki500]

How to cut a watermelon in 1 hour or less.

[@search895]

Some days ago I wouldnt believe me saying that a man with a post nuclear crow mask makes me feel relaxed with a melon and a leather bag. This Stuff reminds me when I was at ARts Faculty. People making weird nice stuff around all the time. There we have this guy making this genius relaxation.

[@search895]

Yes, that's true. I mean sometimes I call this kinda aesthetics "post nuclear" as a whole. Post-apocalyptic i think would be a more accurate general concept.

[@James-wd9ib]

"Patient appears to be . . . an oblong . . . . . . . . . . .. . creature . . . " **HARD FACEPALM**

[@RRTSMPlayz]

Me: *dies from laughter XD*

[@mafsterquast6253]

Mafster quast: i love you Mafster quast

[@carmillasatyr5073]

I found this as soon as clem said oblong lmao

[@echo5890]

"Alert! SCP-049 has breached containment and is now molesting a watermelon!"

[@chicathechicken837]

that not the Scp-049 That is the brother of Scp-049 :)

[@barclaybower512]

Sounds like something Dr Bright would Wright

[@bren7080]

Quick, we need the Cure

[@emc8666]

***** "I will always love you.."

[@enterusername9783]

yyyyyyyyou my friend, deserve a cookie (.",;)

[@AirashiiTiayou]

I honestly clicked on this while looking up other asmr vids because I just couldn't fathom what was happening. Bizarre as it is, I haven't gotten tingles like this in a while. Great vid!!!

[@EphemeralRift]

AirashiiTiayou why thanks for giving it a chance!

[@Hijynx87]

You have just entered the realm of ASMR perfection! Also I suggest MassageASMR, he has it down to a science, you will fall asleep in less than 10 mins , but ER takes it to a whole new level.

[@JayBones121]

AirashiiTiayou you should watch Bob Ross

[@JohnGottschalk]

Hijynx87 I thought the point of ASMR was tingles not just being put to sleep...

[@JayBones121]

John Gottschalk Both

[@viceregentofducanada9384]

Melondramatic.

[@usaussie81]

Meloncholy

[@crismatthews6892]

I would like this but it on 69 likes and I don't wanna ruin that for you

[@RabbitOfNazaeth111]

Honeydew-not worry... it's at 81 likes now.

[@zurie_phoenix]

Take my like and leave

[@Bamshi101]

I had an idea that maybe ASMR should be introduced to prisons as a form of therapy. Allowing them to have time in their cells to listen to it through headphones. Idk I've just noticed how much these videos (especially yours) have helped me deal with anger and frustration, I've become so much more chilled out and relaxed aha. My sister tried giving me a backrub the other day and freaked out because my muscles were like jelly xD No tension- thanks to the Candy Man and Plague Doctor :) Have a nice weekend! Ephemeral Rift

[@uyoo7386]

Rory Jakobs That's actually a really interesting idea you've posed. Maybe an option in the future?

[@Bamshi101]

Hope so c:

[@MangaAnglais]

No need for that let them away from society they are just societys dump.

[@hillaryzhang306]

this is such a great and creative idea!

[@Eg0n97]

+Olly Exactly, people need to do their research. Knowledge is power people! :D

[@rmn878]

Margaret is my favorite but I find Corvus the most relaxing, I think its the accent mixed with his distant but interested medical perspective

[@DarthSidian]

Yet another fruit that has had an extremely long ceremonial destruction... XD

[@szerencsefiai]

Like aki Vidmantől jött. :"D

[@grizs_]

Hehe pont ezért néztem le a kommentekhez :D

[@Btamass]

Én is xD

[@volkswagendrift9916]

Dettó

[@andreastark1802]

én is detto

[@engineermerasmus2810]

Detto

[@damianskrok1111]

Relax, it'll all be over soon. *Chops the watermelon and eats it* Mmm, you are delicious! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

[@srartgaming]

Oh yeah the part when he SMASH the watermelon with a knife. 😅😅

[@RRTSMPlayz]

@@srartgaming what time?

[@binkerooney5175]

Well, it’s safe to assume that he’s probably just hungry

[@RRTSMPlayz]

@@binkerooney5175 yeah

[@kannak1111]

"now I'm going to beak you, but not poke you, I will be rubbing my beak across your scalp"

[@Bx50]

This is literally the video that got me into ASMR. Thank you ER, its truly thanks to you that I've been able to sleep more soundly since then. I'm not sure how long ago I first found this but it might very well have been when the video came out, maybe a couple months afterwards. It's been life changing, truly

[@MGSBESTProductions]

Ephemeral Rift is like the Apple of Asmr. He sets the standard for premium content and he sets it high!

[@MGSBESTProductions]

+red breaker47 I see what you did there. Kappa

[@jss8073]

AC719Productions heheh

[@egg-xt7ir]

Yeah except he's not fucking expensive

[@jq747]

I don't know whether I just watched ASMR or BDSM. lol

[@awfultwine9455]

You watched a doctor killing a watermelon.

[@timmytim9054]

The only part missing in this BDSM scene is the big bad watermelon being spanked

[@zurie_phoenix]

Both my friend

[@rev4231]

This was the first ASMR video I ever watched 5 years ago and I’ve routinely come back to it ever since. It genuinely has a nostalgic value to me at this point and I think it’s one of the best ASMR videos I’ve seen since. I love everything about this video

[@rev4231]

This is my check in. Still watching this video and still finding it an absolute magnum opus of ASMR. I must say we have some good contemporaries now however.

[@Dew2be]

Dude you don't just make ASMR, this is freaking Art!

[@elcabbage2306]

Anything is art if you say it is

[@Ms.Insomniac]

I agree, this is amazing!

[@MichaelBravine1]

This video has lasted the longest for me. I still experience tingles and fall asleep. The consistency of low volume leather bending and rummaging in the bag is awesome. Love those monster hands. I use this almost every night now.

[@rmsnoree]

Me: I'm going to study hard to get good drades Also me: *watches this video*

[@AnotherRandomChild]

Watching these videos help me study TBH. They are so relaxing and calm.

[@moffy3625]

Drades

[@RabbitOfNazaeth111]

@@moffy3625 ...looks like it didn't happen. F

[@thorpemusic2019]

My d r a d e s are flopping, my mood is dropping, but you know i keep this booty popping

[@CosmicTingles]

I really love these videos! I could see you performing these in a gallery or art house theater. Someone just randomly posted on my Pintrest how these masks were really used by Victorian Doctors! Crazy! I had no idea! I just thought it was a cool mask haha

[@DoloDezi]

Cosmic Tingles ASMR i saw someone wearing this walking around on an empty street at midnight. I was horrified.

[@deathlikecoast2738]

Dolo Dezi be careful, someone around that area must have ze plague

[@limu6719]

Medieval plague doctors.

[@limu6719]

They stuffed the beak with herbs so the smell of death wouldn’t be as overbearing.

[@justasnowball]

@@limu6719 they thought that the disease was spread by the bad smell, so the herbs kebt the doctor from smelling bad smells

[@Z.A.D.D.]

Corvus is by far my most favorite character of yours Paul! The way you do the voice, really get into character, and keep his personality consistent in his episodes really makes me believe he is a different person. Don't stop doing ASMR videos anytime soon, you're one of the best IMO, Thank you. =D

[@jdhfeuhjd]

This Is Even More Crazier Then That Time I Was On The Island With Tom Hanks.

[@EnsignFuntimes]

+Wilson!!! by fall out boy

[@strawberry_gary]

lol

[@ISuperGenXI]

+Wilson!!! What's wrong with your sentences? It's like you start Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every... OH GOD IT'S SPREADING!!!

[@RandomGamerNumber01]

+Genex (SGX) How Can Wilson Be Real If We Aren't Real?

[@jdhfeuhjd]

Genex (SGX) BeCaUsE wHy NoT.

[@NathanielHikarov]

Na, vajon hányan jöttek Vidmantől?

[@Levi-xe6ym]

én

[@bencegabor18]

ezt a videót kár lett volna kihagyni :-D

[@varga2049]

baj ha nekem tetszik xd

[@ibylin]

én, és furcsa, de tetszik... és a maszk is. Valami karakter lenne?

[@kristof1230]

XXX Kaszás28XXX Ebben a mondatban megszámlálhatatlan mennyiségű helyesírási hiba volt

[@ProfLayton02]

"Are you still with me?...Okay I can't hear you anymore, so you must be completely relaxed." LMAO I love Corvus

[@Katoamaton]

I absolutely love Corvus. Thanks for this interesting, bizarre, relaxing journey once again!

[@EphemeralRift]

Katoamaton Thank you for watching!

[@aussieman4791]

I recently dislocated my knee while out on an excursion for Army Cadets, and this helped me relax a tone, thanks ER

[@aussieman4791]

ton* Excuse my spelling

[@assassintwinat8]

The whole time I was just thinking "please beak the melon" and then silently giggling at how that might sound out of context

[@nathandoyal5065]

the lost slipknot member

[@GhostRiderCash]

lol

[@killmepls7865]

More like suicide silence maskot

[@piercelequine9696]

Dave Mustaine went crazy again..

[@ethanlange1487]

Nathan Doyal yes the melon of course

[@Nachoraver07]

Is it weird that my favorite part of this was the "beaking"?

[@itsMeDAnn]

i know your eating my brain but did you wash jr hands before?

[@EphemeralRift]

+daniel ornellas Um... sure!

[@ap.real6996]

right....

[@capekee1303]

+Ephemeral Rift the joke of this is that he's referring to himself as the watermelon that Corvus cut into, as the video goes. he's using the humor of asking if Corvus washed his hands before cutting into the watermelon, or, his brain, and eating it.

[@amirbanks8633]

+Cape noo really?

[@moneyille]

you're*

[@Sydberg]

meanwhile in America.

[@RabbitOfNazaeth111]

Can confirm. Source: am 'Mamerrikan. PS: Remember, it's October... don't forget to kill a dog every morning until Halloween!

[@0lucariogaming0-41]

Sydberg yes we Americans do weird things. Did a badger just attack my cat-

[@sandvich_enjoyer]

Oh dont forget Florida

[@zurie_phoenix]

For the love of god why is this so accurate!!

[@thisisntevenmyfinalform6623]

Boy: mom wares dad?. Mom: in the basement dressed as a leather birdman doing things to a melon. Boy: 0_0

[@aloysiusdevadanderabercrombie8]

If you're going to use an already overused joke, at least use proper grammar.

[@thisisntevenmyfinalform6623]

If your going to be judgemental don't do it on here =P

[@Sephyrpunk]

Lel

[@aloysiusdevadanderabercrombie8]

thatoneperson Touché

[@aloysiusdevadanderabercrombie8]

(Also you're* but don't mind me)

[@jk22222sd]

ER, please don't stop with the plague doctor series, they are among the best asmr videos in my opinion.

[@DennyVlogs]

Imagine this scene being reenacted in a AC game as a hidden Easter egg xD I would lmao, love the video btw

[@AarieaaronFTW]

Denny Vlogs That would be pretty cool, but I don't think that fits in their 1 year development time.

[@TripoVision]

i would love to get into a fight with you JUST to mess up that pretty boy hair of yours. i just want to mess up your hair so bad. XD

[@bescein]

Denny Vlogs What is "AC game"?

[@AarieaaronFTW]

***** Assassins Creed Game.

[@sophisitcatedpsyco]

I just watched a man murder a telepathic melon named Walter. 5 stars.

[@zurie_phoenix]

Pretty much

[@akmedia8206]

1983: “in the future there will be flying cars” 2020:

[@alucard.o]

2014...

[@andreazeca2437]

@@alucard.o r/woosh

[@doctorrottington]

@@andreazeca2437 that's not an r/wooosh they get the joke, but it's the wrong date this was made in 2014 :/

[@dnsjjwjjz]

🤣

[@BubblesTheBard]

wait...corvus d clemmons....CDC...center for disease control... i feel stupid.

[@SarahPeraltasp0422]

i don't know how y'all can fall asleep with these plague doctor videos, the mask itself gives a reason to stay up all night

[@ayeshamarie9495]

Your talent is beginning to be recognised be people all over the world, you are brilliant! Thanks from England🙌

[@rectalprolapse8460]

Reading comments from old asmr videos is like watching a time lapse of shitty memes. Pretty sure someone equated Walter Melon to UI Shaggy. But hey, it's better than hate and redundant comments. Much love guys

[@DukeNukeThem]

I personally love Corvus and his brother, not only because of the relaxation, but also because their character is so original. Plague doctors very rarely make it into any media, Theyre so scarce. I have no idea why, theyre wonderfully creepy things, and they were real, Unlike many other horror characters. c|:^

[@Speedbob2438]

I can hear it Dr Clemmons' reaction: "Corvus it's a god damned fruit"

[@J_C_May]

More like “Corvus...it’s a...gosh...darn...fruit you...weirdo.”

[@zachdaniels8484]

God Damned Exactly!.

[@zurie_phoenix]

No, it’s life

[@RRTSMPlayz]

Few vids later: *_Pineapple Clemmons has entered the chat_*

[@victoriusrex25]

I remember about 8 years ago a hungarian youtuber called Justvidman made a video about asmr and this video was shown in it. Since then I regularly check on the doc

[@Zsombor-v4d]

Yeah i came from there

[@victoriusrex25]

@Zsombor-v4d Görögdinnyematató hollófejű ASMR :D

[@zamulI]

For now and long time this video is my favorite ASMR.Please keep it up.

[@EphemeralRift]

zamul I Why thank you for watching!

[@zamulI]

No No No No i THANK YOU for creating such a good video.

[@femalehero420]

Ephemeral Rift your from pa right? I live out harrisburg way where you from?

[@eldritchinterface7481]

I love Corvus.

[@MrGrakkus]

We all do :)

[@EphemeralRift]

He told me to tell you he loves you just as much. :)

[@BullofCrete]

Ephemeral Rift I'm pretty sure he was just complimenting our organs.

[@gdwr]

I would fucking die if he just started to peck the shit out of that watermelon

[@theilluminati8635]

Bruhhhh XD

[@brennandenardi7580]

+Chicken Pi lol!

[@typhova1926]

He did peck it

[@wirelessthephone9164]

MATTTTTEEEEE

[@MrMalbooty]

Read the line of comments and ducking died cause I pictured it

[@ThatTallBrendan]

My very first ASMR video 🤣 I watched it as a joke to start and had shown it all my friends- however I still find myself coming back to it all these years later

[@reinstate317]

+++++, for me it was the first too

[@CDOG8cd]

I'm one of those few people who need noise to fall asleep ,and my friend told me to check you out for that. iIt worked pretty fast. It was one of the greatest nights of sleep iv ever had.

[@Sol-hm7ol]

*I've

[@norbertkolozsi2461]

Megérkeztek a Vidman fanok! The Vidman fans are here!

[@JackBenjaminofficial]

megérkeztek a holló ember fanok :)

[@norbertkolozsi2461]

Azok is.

[@gybtops1850]

Én is Vidmen fan vagyok, és beszartam ettől a videótól xDD

[@marlex8203]

Tudom késtem de.. Görögdinnyematató Hollófejü ember ASMR

[@le_derpy_derp534]

@@marlex8203 rohadj meg én is ezt akartam :'D (remélem érted a poént és nem akadsz fel rajta ;)

[@_Gandalf_The_White]

As a fellow dude I must express my fondness for melons most rounded and ripe.

[@TheHikingHoosier]

My parents have those same cornholders!

[@EphemeralRift]

Tom Heusel Give your parents a high five from the Plague Doctor for me!

[@dinkules]

Ephemeral Rift I think everyone's parents has those corncob holders... I used to think they were tiny shanks, though.

[@piercelequine9696]

It's a X file

[@axolotl6274]

Don't make me commit a melony.

[@MegaAwesomeExtreme]

I'm a 28 year old social working man and I enjoy this man's work. Thank you ephemeral rift

[@melissaplant4683]

Made me laugh but also gave me RIDICULOUS neck tingles. I can't even deal with all the ways I love this.

[@MaliciousCat]

Me: *Walks in* Doctor, my Sinus Infection isn't going awa- What are you doing? Doctor, that's a melon. A fruit! You're supposed to eat it!

[@zinyalangsford289]

Yes whenever I think about relaxation I always think of a plague doctors rubbing their hands all over a watermelon and speaking in un audible whispers

[@anal.8255]

I find this dude adorable.

[@MercyMO2]

I keep coming back to this video when I cant find anything else to sleep to, truly great asmr.

[@slimwhip9368]

Thank you so much for these videos, I couldn't get much sleep for my classes and i wasn't focusing like I should be, but these videos make me sleep like a baby. For this I thank you and I am grateful

[@hyperion3145]

"Have you ever been beaked before?" There's no way to make that sound casual...

[@totalkattant2886]

Ki néz 2020ban is GÖRÖGDINNYEMATATÓHOLLÓFEJŰEMBER ASMR-t?

[@from_wonderland]

2021

[@dnsjjwjjz]

Én vidmant nézek helyette

[@slowcriss]

Én :D

[@SarahBurlingame-jf3if]

2023

[@FAN-fu5ye]

VIDMAN WAS HERE

[@hunorkovacs4940]

Im

[@mitchellfowler873]

This video is very good. loved the twist both with the whole video being about relaxing a melon and the final uh, "relaxing" ending.

[@sp52pi]

This is low key the best ER video. Ever. It's so good.

[@dr.ripper_]

You should do this but with the "Help me" banana haha.

[@EphemeralRift]

Auri0k Senpai I plan to ;)

[@petertutka8068]

i have come to the conclusion that ASMRtists will go to extreme lengths to entertain viewers. That is just crazy.

[@mayday2639]

It's called relaxation, not entertainment, and it's very useful for people with anxienty, like me, if you don't like it, you can close the video without leaving an asshole comment.

[@honeybadger2898]

M4730X it's not inherently a comment attacking ER, you, or anyone else. Peter most likely just found this video and thought that they're dedicated to what they do!

[@sword199723]

55:13 'sheds a silent tear'

[@DanielLopez-dy1ul]

I remember when this vid first dropped, it’s been 7 years

[@alyssaranola1658]

36:47 just when I thought it couldn't get more odd "That looks like 'mee-lon'." Lol

[@feh_x3]

**sits down** **looks at watermelon** **ominously whispers**

[@theneedle6785]

I'm watching a man in a leather bird mask talk to a watermelon.

[@swaggydraggy69]

Oh god, I've seen that bag before. (R.I.P. Ms. Pineapple)

[@IAmSkystrike]

And Ethan Pineapple too.

[@swaggydraggy69]

+Lionel Teh Gamer and mister pumpkin

[@JackBenjaminofficial]

good music :)

[@shyguy4480]

Köszönjük Vidman. Egy élmény volt.

[@liberta2a431]

Watermelon : -0- Corvus : patient seems to be stressed