The Case of Peter Kropumpkin (ASMR)

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Ephemeral Rift

Ephemeral Rift

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@Tactical_Equine_Attack_Unit
@Tactical_Equine_Attack_Unit 7 жыл бұрын
"would you mind if we take out some of your organs and roast them so we can hand them to other patients?" 'Yeah, sure, why the heck not.' said the pumpkin, as he stared at his brain
@tabithathecat
@tabithathecat 4 жыл бұрын
I mean, let's face it. They're probably more concerned about the government and heterosexuals
@redsoulheart5040
@redsoulheart5040 4 жыл бұрын
Tabitha The Cat I know there’s several subreddits dedicated to the straights not being ok. But they ain’t all bad xD
@tabithathecat
@tabithathecat 4 жыл бұрын
@@redsoulheart5040 yes, then there's also the Government, or, even worse, the girl scouts....
@kingrootbeer8656
@kingrootbeer8656 7 жыл бұрын
“Are you relaxed Mr. Krapumpkin?” Why yes I am *pulls out giant mallet NOPE NOT RELAXED
@creepyclowness2520
@creepyclowness2520 4 жыл бұрын
Give Rambling Rabbit a smash!
@yocuri
@yocuri 7 жыл бұрын
He pulled a hand grenade out of a pumpkin. I love this man.
@Issengan
@Issengan 4 жыл бұрын
Better than it causing him an EXPLOSIVE headache
@lochandichabod3084
@lochandichabod3084 4 жыл бұрын
@@Issengan can I have australium weapons plz
@Issengan
@Issengan 4 жыл бұрын
@@lochandichabod3084 all you gotta do is to go to the mann co store and buy one
@lochandichabod3084
@lochandichabod3084 4 жыл бұрын
@@Issengan yes
@SCP-173_
@SCP-173_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@Issengan why does that sound familiar? I want it say TF2
@valkaerie8715
@valkaerie8715 7 жыл бұрын
Can we all stop to appreciate the fact we are watching a guy dress up as a plauge doctor with a pumpkin in a tinfoil hat, whispering gently about how the girl scouts are a secret society, and proceeding to gently tap the pumpkin with a hammer. I love Asmr.
@uselessdudegaming5547
@uselessdudegaming5547 3 жыл бұрын
Yes we can
@lordpyronowtubby6141
@lordpyronowtubby6141 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@lacyanderson9683
@lacyanderson9683 Жыл бұрын
It's cool
@Jogo7783
@Jogo7783 Жыл бұрын
kinda ruining the feel when you point it out like that
@StriderOwO
@StriderOwO 7 жыл бұрын
I can't help but get a kick out of how after every item Corvus pulls out, his tone just sounds more and more like "Getting _real_ tired of your shit, Peter"
@megumin9020
@megumin9020 2 жыл бұрын
"bro, tf ur doing"
@nat1110
@nat1110 7 жыл бұрын
Times stamps for Mobile: 00:05:00 Plague checkup 00:07:40 Preview of treatments 00:15:45 Health assessment 00:19:00 Physical exam 00:22:30 Scalp & body massage 00:25:54 Beaking treatment 00:30:10 Malleting treatment 00:35:30 Calming patient hands treatment 00:39:13 Skull tapping, scratching & beaking treatment 00:44:45 Surgery prep 00:47:00 IV administration 00:48:14 Surgery 00:54:54 Cranium removal 00:55:57 Brain removal 00:58:00 Removing obstructions 01:10:20 Bubble wrap tape worm removal 01:16:50 Post-op keyboard relaxation treatment Tingle On!!
@Anonymouseyoutuber
@Anonymouseyoutuber 7 жыл бұрын
Nathan Hill thanks
@peresusjacksonfan
@peresusjacksonfan 7 жыл бұрын
Mobile can see the time stamps
@Anonymouseyoutuber
@Anonymouseyoutuber 7 жыл бұрын
No
@ZxKaboom
@ZxKaboom 7 жыл бұрын
Destiny Pezantes they can see it, but cannot press them unless they are in the comment section.
@masterkorg2866
@masterkorg2866 7 жыл бұрын
Are you god?
@WillyWillow
@WillyWillow 7 жыл бұрын
"Mom, are we gonna carve a pumpkin?" "Yes, sweetie. Later, though." "Why can't we do it now?""Because your dad is scooping the insides...and rubbing it.""How long might that take?""An hour and a half, give or take."
@chicnflopper6460
@chicnflopper6460 7 жыл бұрын
What happened to reduce him to this vegetative state?
@0NET0MB
@0NET0MB 7 жыл бұрын
Mr. Kropumpkin probably watched a MattyBRaps video.
@DASmallWorlds
@DASmallWorlds 7 жыл бұрын
Chicn Flopper Not eating enough vegetables, duh.
@82dorrin
@82dorrin 7 жыл бұрын
He got squashed.
@liamjones6342
@liamjones6342 6 жыл бұрын
Same as you and me. Wastin time on the internet
@mustardman1040
@mustardman1040 5 жыл бұрын
DASmallWorlds or did he eat too many vegetables? (I know it’s a year late but it had to be said)
@breanna4439
@breanna4439 7 жыл бұрын
That little tinfoil hat killed me 😂
@krieg5888
@krieg5888 5 жыл бұрын
Its to keep away the heterosexuals
@lyla4
@lyla4 7 жыл бұрын
Freaking out and relaxing all at once. Apparently that's possible.
@StarCityJay
@StarCityJay 7 жыл бұрын
•lyla dar• Try -bondage-
@morgangobin6550
@morgangobin6550 7 жыл бұрын
I've heard *anything* is possible when it comes to ER.
@Cultureghost
@Cultureghost 7 жыл бұрын
Rift in a nutshell
@akiralee9934
@akiralee9934 7 жыл бұрын
"Your antenna seems very stiff and hard." I'll see myself out now.
@devin1191
@devin1191 5 жыл бұрын
...
@Let-the-fandom-begin
@Let-the-fandom-begin 5 жыл бұрын
😓👍
@ratboy2791
@ratboy2791 5 жыл бұрын
Among other things
@mrhalfwit972
@mrhalfwit972 5 жыл бұрын
@@Let-the-fandom-begin *margerate has equipped: S C I S S O R S*
@RRTSMPlayz
@RRTSMPlayz 2 жыл бұрын
@@mrhalfwit972 no no bro she would've equipped with: *G R A S S C U T T E R S*
@c.r.4985
@c.r.4985 7 жыл бұрын
1:04:17 "There's another one? _of course there is_ ." Stars Corvus no need to be so salty.
@Whitemonkey510
@Whitemonkey510 7 жыл бұрын
I knew them Girl scouts were up to something.
@TheyCallMeTheMonth
@TheyCallMeTheMonth 5 жыл бұрын
They give you those good cookies, the thin mints.
@clarisaanderson9936
@clarisaanderson9936 4 жыл бұрын
Kyle The Peashooter I. FREAKING. LOOVE. THIIIIINNNNNNNN MMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNTSSSSSSS
@emrys6559
@emrys6559 4 жыл бұрын
As an ex girl scout, there's a reason you love the cookies. I'm sworn to secrecy.
@jinzo1154
@jinzo1154 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheyCallMeTheMonth you t you want ytyyty to you tvuy by the time you y back tvyvyyxe do aaAaQqqqqQ
@nr5k1
@nr5k1 4 жыл бұрын
as a girl scout, i am sworn to secrecy and cannot give out any trade secrets, lest i want my badges revoked
@goopyfish3275
@goopyfish3275 7 жыл бұрын
"It seems Peter has been engaging in some....questionable eating habits..."
@assassinxex
@assassinxex 7 жыл бұрын
Emma Hinesley this is what happens when he can't conquest his damn bread
@crackpot316
@crackpot316 7 жыл бұрын
"May I mallet your antennae?"
@mrhalfwit972
@mrhalfwit972 5 жыл бұрын
*Read's Comment* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO thank you
@NUMBER29__
@NUMBER29__ 5 жыл бұрын
If you catch my meaning ;)
@mrhalfwit972
@mrhalfwit972 5 жыл бұрын
@@NUMBER29__ nope nope nepety nope
@eattherich162
@eattherich162 4 жыл бұрын
Oh yes!
@thelegion4698
@thelegion4698 4 жыл бұрын
Last time I let anyone do that it stopped working for three weeks, fucking Kurt.
@r-pupz7032
@r-pupz7032 5 жыл бұрын
As an anarcho-syndicalist and also an insomniac / ASMR fan / weirdo, this ticks so many boxes for me! 🎃✊
@morgangobin6550
@morgangobin6550 7 жыл бұрын
I have to ask: whatever happened to Corvus's white mask? It's been so long since he's worn it! Did he lose it? Did it break?
@morgangobin6550
@morgangobin6550 7 жыл бұрын
The RNG Goddess Did he?! I have to admit I never finished watching that video. I guess that means we won't be seeing that mask again...aww. :(
@beastly7106
@beastly7106 7 жыл бұрын
You mean did he beak it hahaha so funny.
@adistractionzhhcl4079
@adistractionzhhcl4079 7 жыл бұрын
Morgan Gobin he got a new one
@octo_bunny7547
@octo_bunny7547 7 жыл бұрын
he probably doesn't have it anymore beakause it was old
@TrueFool188
@TrueFool188 7 жыл бұрын
He doesn't use it because it doesn't fit the doctor aesthetic. He said the one he uses now is closer to an authentic plague doctor mask whereas his other mask is more of a steampunk variety.
@Made4YouComedy
@Made4YouComedy 7 жыл бұрын
Imagine if he had accidently smashed Mr. Kropumpkin with the mallet.
@StillNoPickles69
@StillNoPickles69 7 жыл бұрын
Matthew Defina "accidentally"
@thelegion4698
@thelegion4698 4 жыл бұрын
So, in a manner of speaking, he would have Krokrunched Mr. Kropumpkin, and turned into Mr. Kropulptin.
@theviewerofart
@theviewerofart 7 жыл бұрын
A game I like to play: I start up an ER vid, go do something else, and then after a while come back to the vid and take a look. Today upon doing so I was greeted with Corvus pecking at a keyboard in front of a pumpkin. Tomorrow I might find a zombie hitting a squash with a hammer, or a man with a tinfoil hat tapping two disembodied hands together. Maybe I should start taking screenshots and make a photo album of ER vid moments taken out of context.
@DASmallWorlds
@DASmallWorlds 7 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@mirzamnimu
@mirzamnimu 7 жыл бұрын
All of ER’s vids are extremely GIF-worthy
@Augur21
@Augur21 7 жыл бұрын
Please do.
@emrys6559
@emrys6559 4 жыл бұрын
Tbh ER vid moments out of context are rarely more confusing than the actual video plots.... I recommend this channel to my brother once and told him some of my favorite videos, and he looked at me like I had lost my mind.
@Iniix_
@Iniix_ 3 жыл бұрын
mans predicted “Corvus’s Hands ASMR”
@TAMAKING-ho8tb
@TAMAKING-ho8tb 7 жыл бұрын
This is so relaxing but at the same time I'm laughing so damn hard
@OhsweetOhno
@OhsweetOhno 2 жыл бұрын
Isn’t it nice that Corvus is taking the time out of his day to teach us to care for our pumpkin friends. He is truly an amazing doctor
@DefinetelyNotAnAlien
@DefinetelyNotAnAlien 7 жыл бұрын
Y'know, when you used the hammer I actually imagined you'd just smash your patient... for scientific reasons, of course. *cough*
@MrChiron12
@MrChiron12 7 жыл бұрын
One thing I love about E's videos is that the lighting is so much easier on my eyes at night.
@joescorner4353
@joescorner4353 7 жыл бұрын
Chiron tea this so much
@alexisboyce673
@alexisboyce673 7 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I just love how all of your role plays are interconnected. It’s beautiful. You have a talent for acting and story telling.
@Lance_Borislov
@Lance_Borislov 7 жыл бұрын
*SKIPS AHEAD* "Im enjoying the beaking" lol
@tadpolegaming4510
@tadpolegaming4510 7 жыл бұрын
ONE OF THE PLAGUE DOCTORS *Theorizing intensifies*
@ynwa9885
@ynwa9885 7 жыл бұрын
CNGaming the other one is you/us
@snipers9390
@snipers9390 7 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure I read in the comments and heard on a couple of videos, and I think it was confirmed, that Black Mask Clemmons and White/Brown Mask Clemmons are 2 different people. That's why their voice and demeanors are different.
@prestonbugg7422
@prestonbugg7422 7 жыл бұрын
White mask and black mask are brothers.
@SCP--qe5cj
@SCP--qe5cj 7 жыл бұрын
Hello
@mirzamnimu
@mirzamnimu 7 жыл бұрын
Preston Bugg I do remember that confirmation from years ago. But where has White Corvus been all this time?
@BevinEG
@BevinEG 7 жыл бұрын
I just woke up; TIME TO HEAD BACK TO SLEEP! Thanks Dr.Corvus
@BevinEG
@BevinEG 7 жыл бұрын
well... that's great. .=.
@seamusdoyle4884
@seamusdoyle4884 7 жыл бұрын
Kadi Kaz Damn you Corvos
@BevinEG
@BevinEG 7 жыл бұрын
heheheh indeed
@Tabaskoboy57
@Tabaskoboy57 7 жыл бұрын
Kadi Kaz dead joke
@kaninekodiak
@kaninekodiak 7 жыл бұрын
Herr Doctor, you should tell us a story of your life (an abridged version, of course. Your *entire* life story could be a bit too long for just one meeting...) I noticed you have hinted at past experiences several times, and many people seem to be interested in hearing more. I feel it would be very interesting, perhaps disturbing, and would let us get closer to you as our doctor! A good idea, no? ~
@rea-lb6bu
@rea-lb6bu 7 жыл бұрын
i suspect some army time, maybe ptsd that has led to this channel. just a vague guess
@spoofking9347
@spoofking9347 7 жыл бұрын
When he moved to America, he worked in a warehouse as a forklift driver (which he wasn't very good at because of the mask) and then moved into a house, not his house, just a house, and pretty much forced the lady and her child already there too accept him as their new husband and father, all this was explained in some of ERs much earlier videos
@tangerineman27
@tangerineman27 7 жыл бұрын
Pleae
@loveadumb
@loveadumb 7 жыл бұрын
sometimes a lil mystery is better
@Wr0y
@Wr0y 7 жыл бұрын
I worry that you would go beyond a little 'batty' if he divulged you with such informations.
@ILikedGooglePlus
@ILikedGooglePlus 7 жыл бұрын
8:54 Of course they're patient hands, they've been waiting it your bag for the last ten minutes
@ILikedGooglePlus
@ILikedGooglePlus 7 жыл бұрын
Really!? This didn't get pinned?
@grimmage5944
@grimmage5944 7 жыл бұрын
I am midget247 That was funny af 😂😂 I'm surprised you didn't get more likes
@justsomebasil7408
@justsomebasil7408 7 жыл бұрын
I am midget247 OH, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA..... I don't get it :T
@dogwater4126
@dogwater4126 6 жыл бұрын
Emily Luxton Sucks I’m calling the p o l I c e
@ミカカ花
@ミカカ花 7 жыл бұрын
"a handgrenade... peter why?"
@SomethingLog
@SomethingLog 7 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I'll wake up in the middle of the night covered in sweat because of the nightmares I have about *the heterosexuals*
@crane8015
@crane8015 7 жыл бұрын
I just liked because the 99 bothered me
@monochromedream-eatingbaku
@monochromedream-eatingbaku 7 жыл бұрын
This sounds like something Cecil from Welcome to Night Vale would say.
@SCP--qe5cj
@SCP--qe5cj 7 жыл бұрын
SomethingElse Logaf Homophobic naw you're just heterophobic starin at ma jeans watchin my genitals bulging.
@SomethingLog
@SomethingLog 7 жыл бұрын
SCP-049 heterophobia is gay culture
@monochromedream-eatingbaku
@monochromedream-eatingbaku 7 жыл бұрын
+SCP-049 Mister Plague Doctor, is Corvus by any chance a friend of yours? If not, what the hell are you doing here, I didn't know the foundation allowed you to use the internet.
@camilapazmino4026
@camilapazmino4026 6 жыл бұрын
Dr. Corvus knows how to give me the tingles and the drowsiness all at the same time. I should NOT be listening to this while working, and I'm definitely NOT commenting just to keep myself awake.
@Djskasos
@Djskasos 4 жыл бұрын
00:05:00 plague checkup 00:07:40 preview of treatments 00:15:45 health assessment 00:19:00 physical exam 00:22:30 scalp and body massage 00:25:54 beaking treatment 00:30:10 malleting treatment 00:35:30 calming patient hands treatment 00:39:13 skull tapping,scratching and beaking treatment 00:44:45 Surgery prep 00:47:00 IV administration 00:48:14 surgery 00:54:54 cranium removal 00:55:57 brain removal 00:58:00 removing obstructions 01:10:20 bubble wrap tape worm removal 01:16:50 post-up keyboard relaxation treatment 01:22:21 ending
@anniellusion
@anniellusion 2 жыл бұрын
Well done copying and pasting top comment. Nice that you didn't even change the timestamp comments.
@Djskasos
@Djskasos 2 жыл бұрын
@@anniellusion This was 2 years ago why are you commenting on it, no need for the passive aggressiveness-
@skelly_guy4844
@skelly_guy4844 7 жыл бұрын
I like the heartbeats he added. Nice touch E.R!👍🏼
@axshampouw3183
@axshampouw3183 7 жыл бұрын
Bruh I feel like everyone’s jaw dropped when they saw that giant mallet and thought he was gonna make Mr. Kropumpkin into a pumpkin spice latte xD
@SlyMirya
@SlyMirya 7 жыл бұрын
i skipped ahead and all i see is uncle e hitting a pumpkin with his beak.
@G.Photogirl
@G.Photogirl 7 жыл бұрын
This is off the charts creative! And I love the accent! Bravo!
@professorx3430
@professorx3430 7 жыл бұрын
I love when you do beaking. If you had a full video just of beaking I would love it
@BewareTheLiveWire
@BewareTheLiveWire 7 жыл бұрын
Patrolling the Sanitarium almost makes you wish for a Lovecraftian Winter.
@keyadasaiv5559
@keyadasaiv5559 7 жыл бұрын
PanzerJuice lol
@frederikmortensen6321
@frederikmortensen6321 7 жыл бұрын
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant
@rook2394
@rook2394 7 жыл бұрын
New vegas reference :)
@wackyiowa724
@wackyiowa724 6 жыл бұрын
OstFront_Ludwig we won’t go quietly... the Girl Scouts can count on that
@anactualjoke
@anactualjoke 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks Uncle E for the nice kropotkin joke
@CptArg
@CptArg 7 жыл бұрын
Awwww yes, I can't sleep and good old Uncle E with an upload !
@StarCityJay
@StarCityJay 7 жыл бұрын
Cpt Arganaut That's not *creepy* at all
@mr.supreme4126
@mr.supreme4126 5 жыл бұрын
SCP-049:Its stiff and hard Me: I know your a doctor but not a regular doctor
@Theplayerofx
@Theplayerofx 7 жыл бұрын
How does corvus know about the tin foil hat society.... Wait hes a member?! The lore.
@EthanPineapple
@EthanPineapple 4 жыл бұрын
theplayerofx well have you caught up?
@usedelectro5648
@usedelectro5648 7 жыл бұрын
I want to hug the hell out of that pumpkin.
@DASmallWorlds
@DASmallWorlds 7 жыл бұрын
ok
@tn-ty6zr
@tn-ty6zr 7 жыл бұрын
Arkham's Corvus Dunwich Clemmons... short for ACDC. Coincidence? I think not!
@mr.meanor5309
@mr.meanor5309 7 жыл бұрын
timnooo o or, Corvus' initials being CDC, which alternatively stands for Center for Disease Control in Atlanta Georgia
@mangoowo9421
@mangoowo9421 5 жыл бұрын
I like the teacher perspective of the ASMR almost like he’s trying to tell you or at least teach you how to do the surgery pretty cool
@anthonyaurel6001
@anthonyaurel6001 5 жыл бұрын
1:04:40 Cause of death: Messed with a hand-grenade in effort to create ASMR sounds.
@jpeike1314
@jpeike1314 7 жыл бұрын
Yay my favorite KZbinr posted on my birthday!!!!
@hippyheart7411
@hippyheart7411 7 жыл бұрын
Joey Peikert happy birthday!
@KathrynDok
@KathrynDok 7 жыл бұрын
Happy bday!!💖🌸💖
@qwertyuiopman100
@qwertyuiopman100 7 жыл бұрын
I, too, fear the heterosexuals.
@ratboy2791
@ratboy2791 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@questorincompetus8841
@questorincompetus8841 5 жыл бұрын
You should. Bwahahhahaha
@wackyiowa724
@wackyiowa724 5 жыл бұрын
Raging_Dong_Tumor I never understood why so many fear us H E T E R O S E X U A L S.
@peptewn3980
@peptewn3980 4 жыл бұрын
same
@feraltrafficcone4483
@feraltrafficcone4483 4 жыл бұрын
Topaz homiesexuals*
@onevlogaway
@onevlogaway 7 жыл бұрын
Thank you Uncle E. The plauge doctor is my favorite character and fall is my favorite season! : )
@BreadLaboratory
@BreadLaboratory 7 жыл бұрын
Rift I love you so much for this, Mutual ASMR will be the next wave.
@cyberdynesystems2021
@cyberdynesystems2021 7 жыл бұрын
Freaky, comforting, and funny. Happy Halloween. We Are the Future.
@fromdeathwithlextralove
@fromdeathwithlextralove 7 жыл бұрын
These kind of videos are the videos I absolutely love for asmr.
@cwavy89
@cwavy89 7 жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop wondering if he REALLY has on a tinfoil hat under his black hat
@bronyrocker96
@bronyrocker96 7 жыл бұрын
Peter Kropumpkin.... I see what you did there :P
@LaudianoHeathen
@LaudianoHeathen 7 жыл бұрын
Yess Uncle E = anarchist confirmed
@SPACECATIZZY
@SPACECATIZZY 7 жыл бұрын
QueenF-TheRedPanda I don’t understand
@3uujh656
@3uujh656 7 жыл бұрын
CodCoolerYT Peter Kropotkin was a Russian Anarcho-communist and wrote "the conquest of bread"
@AnmlPeeweeIsHere
@AnmlPeeweeIsHere 6 жыл бұрын
CodCoolerYT Peter Kropotkin was an anarchist philosopher (anarcho-communist more specifically).
@AndrevusWhitetail
@AndrevusWhitetail 7 жыл бұрын
Funny, i don't recall Mr. Walter Melon having a heartbeat, Mr. Kropumpkin must be from a different plane of existence. Also i'm 22 minutes in and i keep being on the edge of my seat and going "Beak him! Beak him!" i think something might be wrong with me.
@peresusjacksonfan
@peresusjacksonfan 7 жыл бұрын
Andrevus Whitetail I thought this was going be a carving video so your not alone
@tegridy5992
@tegridy5992 7 жыл бұрын
53:10 ... parents walk in..
@QueenJaneway
@QueenJaneway 7 жыл бұрын
The Doctor is back
@irarelypost8784
@irarelypost8784 2 жыл бұрын
Four years later and still as amazing as ever.
@Yaboi43677
@Yaboi43677 7 жыл бұрын
Proudly just became a level 3 Patron!
@deathproofkiramusic
@deathproofkiramusic 7 жыл бұрын
E.R. pls keep doing "the case of" asmr videos cause these and "Face painting Batman" are the best. And are you doing anymore Batman asmr videos?
@pianopanicattack
@pianopanicattack 5 жыл бұрын
“They did a surgery on a grape!” “Yes, but did you see the surgery on the pumpkin?”
@blazewing9382
@blazewing9382 7 жыл бұрын
I love how when he took the light bulb out of his head he sounded really judgemental. "Really?"
@nekokitty3347
@nekokitty3347 7 жыл бұрын
I love the genuine tone of disappointment in this when the plague doctor is taking out various items, the hand grenade is by far my favorite X'D if I didn't already die laughing and people were sleeping I think my insides would rupture.
@bookmulch7379
@bookmulch7379 7 жыл бұрын
The capitalists.. ok The government yes sure The girls scouts... It's rift so sure why not The Jehovah witness... They are annoying yes The heterosexuals. Aaaaand I am dead hahhahahahahah
@mirzamnimu
@mirzamnimu 7 жыл бұрын
Noted: Corvus says he too is a member of the Tinfoil Hat Society. Does this imply he himself is not one of the heterosexuals? XD
@bookmulch7379
@bookmulch7379 7 жыл бұрын
Right now it's getting weird being straight... I'm scared
@templarhelmet3844
@templarhelmet3844 7 жыл бұрын
true, true
@ArtemisNightlock
@ArtemisNightlock 7 жыл бұрын
mirzamnimu but in the video where you apply for a (new) membership in the Tinfoil Hat Society it's mentioned that upon others the Homosexuals also count as a nefarious organisation. Does that mean that - in a way - we all are part of at least one nefarious organisation without even realising it?
@Kanelel
@Kanelel 6 жыл бұрын
Shoulda thought about that before you chose to be straight!
@caleblyall3046
@caleblyall3046 7 жыл бұрын
patrolling the heterosexuals makes you almost wish for a nuclear winter
@wackyiowa724
@wackyiowa724 6 жыл бұрын
Gucci Weeaboo we won’t go quietly. The girl scouts can count on that
@zurie_phoenix
@zurie_phoenix 3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I think you just wake up in the morning, and in a really good mood, so you just make videos like these lol
@tangerineman27
@tangerineman27 7 жыл бұрын
OK THEORY TIME Maybe Margaret's Garden is where patients go after they have died during experimentation/procedures and they stay in the garden until they are brought back or are "buried" too deep and forgotten... it's just a theory but I like this one 😉 Maybe like do others could see I'd like to get opinions on my theory
@wolfyboy
@wolfyboy 3 жыл бұрын
i like it. :)
@CyberCriminal777
@CyberCriminal777 7 жыл бұрын
Thank you i always loved the plauge doctor
@oliviamalerich462
@oliviamalerich462 7 жыл бұрын
“Corvus Dunwich Clemmons, *ONE* of the resident Plague Doctors at Arkham Sanitarium.... “
@CULTOFARTRA
@CULTOFARTRA 7 жыл бұрын
Animallover3541 the other one is you, from that video with the mannequin and you as Corvus’s apprentice
@oliviamalerich462
@oliviamalerich462 7 жыл бұрын
Hip With The Kids maybe I am...
@oliviamalerich462
@oliviamalerich462 7 жыл бұрын
Hip With The Kids oh wait *facepalm* my brain just started functioning. I forgot that that video meant a new plunge doctor...
@thatguyoverthere8097
@thatguyoverthere8097 7 жыл бұрын
Hold up. Dunwich? Dunwich borers? Dunwich building? Fallout? *QUESTION MARK*
@drusasachamian1168
@drusasachamian1168 7 жыл бұрын
Thatguyoverthere The Dunwich Horror is a story of Lovecrafts. It was in fallout as a reference.
@FelonyArson
@FelonyArson 7 жыл бұрын
Peter Kropumpkin author of the famous writing Conquest of Treat
@bennygokgoye3974
@bennygokgoye3974 7 жыл бұрын
Nice job on making Halloween scarier than it already is
@autonomouselation9076
@autonomouselation9076 7 жыл бұрын
I can’t see one thing unsettling about this except the tight black gloves. Tight black gloves are always bad news.
@jiimjaam
@jiimjaam 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen this video like 8 times and I only just noticed the pun in “Peter Kropumpkin.”
@-dear-dark-dilemma-47
@-dear-dark-dilemma-47 6 жыл бұрын
Tapping and poking a pumpkin... For a bloody hour and a half. That is true craftsmanship
@mrscorpion1829
@mrscorpion1829 7 жыл бұрын
I'm just waiting for "relaxing with the demigorgan" or "professor clemmonds new job at Hawkins"
@lordnupus9644
@lordnupus9644 4 жыл бұрын
Mr pumpkin does not believe in the Demi gargan he is protected by the tin foil hat all hail tin foil hat
@emery6070
@emery6070 6 жыл бұрын
So... I'm a girl scout. May I be told what sort of nefarious activity I am participating in?
@SarahBurlingame-jf3if
@SarahBurlingame-jf3if Жыл бұрын
I am also a girl scout
@ThexVaultxTech
@ThexVaultxTech 7 жыл бұрын
I just gor out of the mental hospital yesterday so this is nice.
@joshbarnett5785
@joshbarnett5785 3 жыл бұрын
Love that he is examining a pumpkin
@SuperAussie999
@SuperAussie999 7 жыл бұрын
One of my fave characters. The other is Rob Ross. Those two can tingle it up like no other lol
@dr.godfreylambwell2260
@dr.godfreylambwell2260 5 жыл бұрын
"tingle it up"
@joltthefox2252
@joltthefox2252 7 жыл бұрын
Idk how was i relaxed by watching the video the tapping really made it happen and the voice which i can barely hear
@Anltee
@Anltee Жыл бұрын
i remember watching this like 3 years ago and really enjoying it i expected myself to leave a comment here but i didn't, so i mind as well leave One now Hello me from another time!
@bookmulch7379
@bookmulch7379 7 жыл бұрын
Rift had a website? I didn't even know... Then again I only use KZbin nowdays
@aaronclark8673
@aaronclark8673 7 жыл бұрын
Bookmulch Forthegame Really? What is its address I must know!
@johnlastname7106
@johnlastname7106 7 жыл бұрын
aaron clark it's in the description
@williamsundbaum6652
@williamsundbaum6652 7 жыл бұрын
Bookmulch Forthegame He also has an instagram page where he posts a bunch of anti-capitalist and anti-establishment stuff that kinda makes me lose respect for him. I mean he can have differing political views or opinions but I feel like he's dividing his audience by doing so. But meh, it's not a big deal it's just on his instagram page anyway.
@frederikmortensen6321
@frederikmortensen6321 7 жыл бұрын
McHaazelnutz you should not take it so literally, it's kind of just the vibe (if that makes sense) he has 😊
@williamsundbaum6652
@williamsundbaum6652 7 жыл бұрын
Frederik Mortensen his vibe being writing paragraphs on how bad he thinks of capitalism, that looks pretty literal to me
@TheWittywarrior
@TheWittywarrior 7 жыл бұрын
how many people watching this realize this is a parody of Peter Kropotkin, the founder of anarcho-communism? back at it again ER, tugging my leftist heartstrings
@3uujh656
@3uujh656 7 жыл бұрын
autumnalseasons Many people did, there are meme-threads all over the comment section
@TheWittywarrior
@TheWittywarrior 7 жыл бұрын
ay
@jetvoidweller
@jetvoidweller 7 жыл бұрын
You can have your anarchy I'll have mine.
@LordVader1094
@LordVader1094 7 жыл бұрын
autumnalseasons Why would you being a leftist mean you care about an anarcho-communist loon like Kropotkin?
@3uujh656
@3uujh656 7 жыл бұрын
LordVader1094 Because Anarcho-communism is leftist?
@etherealworrier
@etherealworrier 7 жыл бұрын
Heh, Peter Kropumpkin. Many breads to you, sir!
@tonygunk4187
@tonygunk4187 7 жыл бұрын
I fail to see how one of your patients skull will calm Peter down
@kropokoko
@kropokoko 7 жыл бұрын
Read the pumpkin bread book
@3uujh656
@3uujh656 7 жыл бұрын
JbloxTen Google Murray bookchin
@kyleighg356
@kyleighg356 7 жыл бұрын
Should do a “draw my life” with Corvus or Margaret.
@fatpanda3305
@fatpanda3305 7 жыл бұрын
Here's a trigger I found. Tapping on closed headphones (it's important that they're closed, open don't work) while you have them on your head produces immense tingling and itchy sensation for me.
@ChrisSmith-xr2ss
@ChrisSmith-xr2ss 6 жыл бұрын
Oh my word. It just clicked. Peter Kropotkin. Wow.
@diabolicallink
@diabolicallink 7 жыл бұрын
I have preformed many pumpkin surgeries in my days and have never come across their brain... guess I still have lots to learn
@devin1191
@devin1191 5 жыл бұрын
I now love mallets thank you E.R
@ASMRnikinice
@ASMRnikinice 7 жыл бұрын
*very good videos;)! thank you:)!*
@theplaguedoctor142
@theplaguedoctor142 5 жыл бұрын
I half wanted Corvus to just headbang really hard into the pumpkin using the beak to punch a hole into it. It just seemed like it'd be sort of satisfying in a way.
@bakuralovesme
@bakuralovesme 7 жыл бұрын
Ahh, Corvus! I've missed you so much!
@groznyeggs2748
@groznyeggs2748 7 жыл бұрын
You have inspired me to be a plague doctor for Halloween next year
@toluron20
@toluron20 7 жыл бұрын
Doctor Corvus! Looking absolutely Fantastic! Did you do something different?
@KathrynDok
@KathrynDok 7 жыл бұрын
White mask was making better sound and it was so charismatic, I miss it grеаtly
@BBYGRL76
@BBYGRL76 7 жыл бұрын
I can’t say thanks enough for the tingles! 👍🏻
@connielyons8316
@connielyons8316 7 жыл бұрын
you're the reason im being a plague doctor for Halloween
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