I became the worst cop ever in Bitlife

[@brucesimmons5517]

"Life has gotten so hard since my gorilla left me." Ironically, this is the second time this has happened to Kevin.

[@fluffyphoenix8082]

if I had a nickel for every time Kevin's life has been ruined from a gorilla leaving him, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

[@vexywexypoo]

@@fluffyphoenix8082 I was gonna say that #cryong

[@markmcculfor6113]

I forgot when the gorilla left him the last time, what video was that?

[@almablanca17]

I think it was a weird date simulator or something

[@rosalind2017]

@@markmcculfor6113 the name of the video is I pick every bad option in 100 Years Life Simulator

[@MINECHEZ1]

I love that Kevin committed to wearing the moustache the entire video

[@pesadafara1639]

Special for you love DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​ Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

[@ffloreos7021]

Kevin's pronunciation of 'Juanita' made me burst out laughing, you know it's gonna be good when the first 20 seconds are comedy gold.

[@sociopathicdorito]

Kevin: *lives in Spain* Also Kevin: "Janita"

[@lazaelia3302]

Lmao I purposely looked for this comment 😭😭

[@pedrovallefin8406]

@@sociopathicdorito Well its an improvement of how he used to pronounce "Juan": Uan.

[@artemiskuro1374]

Jewanightay

[@maximodubs4189]

@@pedrovallefin8406 its like improvement but backwards

[@dee_van5946]

Kevin: "I'm married to the law" Also Kevin: goes too prison twice both on attempted murder

[@RiderLeangle2]

Marriage can be rough sometimes

[@bethmaa]

Well he said he’s married, not that he’s faithful

[@blackparademistress1]

*to

[@dee_van5946]

@@blackparademistress1 thx

[@MaxerV19]

​@@dee_van5946np bro

[@seidimeow]

ok- I had to pause right away just to comment that after hearing officer kevo pronounce juanita the way that he did, there is no doubt he is a duolingo genius 💯

[@giraythecatt]

Kevin is a Linguistic Genius

[@floopusdoopus]

It brings tears to my eyes how beautiful he pronounced it

[@TheKosstImogen]

I paused right away in the hope this comment existed. Thank you!

[@XxFluffyxX]

Same lmao he can pronounce saoirsesiobhancaoimhesinead o'connor but not juanita?

[@seidimeow]

@@TheKosstImogen de nada! I had to pause again when he showed us his genius by translating adios!

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"Watch out crime, I'm comin" You know things get serious when Kevin challanges crime itself

[@IamaPERSON]

Yep!

[@hannah27117]

After you defeat all the other criminals, he’s the final boss

[@IamaPERSON]

@Veronica🌸 BEGONE BOT

[@pesadafara1639]

Special for you love DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​ Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

[@IamaPERSON]

@YeaMan dumpster fires don’t count

[@kodakkushi]

I can’t believe CallMeKevin took the time to grow a mustache just for this video, true dedication

[@pesadafara1639]

Special for you love DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​ Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

[@copocopocopocopo]

Wow. 2 bots.

[@Turnip397]

@@copocopocopocopo it's bot heaven I'm tellin' ya

[@copocopocopocopo]

@@Turnip397 Mhmm.

[@dogehackinggaming7226]

its a fake mustache : )

[@cilliancronin6327]

Kevin: I'm going to be a police officer Kevin, 5 minutes later: Time to hire a hitman

[@discordlexia2429]

I know. You'd think he'd just kill them himself and get the media to drag up their criminal record and pretend it was justified.

[@EustaBAracer]

Cops and hitmen overlap, like a Venn Diagram.

[@FootChud]

@@discordlexia2429 "Blue man bad they kill him!!" When did this happen, EVER?

[@discordlexia2429]

@@FootChud Constantly. I don't have the specific names to hand, but it happens all the time. It's just that on the rare occasion it gets big enough for slack-jawed flag-waving imbeciles to hear about it, the police department backpedals and throws the offending officer to the mob. Oh but I forgot, cops good, America good, imperialism good, greed good, capital good, white people good, war good, and of course, domestic abuse good.

[@ARMASOG]

he also tried to hire patrick bateman who is a movie character to be his hitman and got arrested

[@insouciancies]

For me, watching Kevin is like free therapy. Whenever I watch any of his videos I feel {insert video length here} of pure happiness. Thanks for the stress relief Kevin!

[@pesadafara1639]

Special for you love DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​ Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

[@Cringinator4000]

I love and understand this video

[@Lychee-P0P]

Relatable

[@Uvouvo05]

If only bad boys 2 had call me Kevin for stress relief

[@kokokretin]

I know a secret, the replay button

[@rilmar2137]

"There's always a hitman. They're kind of HR" Truth. Nothing but truth.

[@tatianazimina7266]

As an HR manager, I felt more seen than ever before

[@twistedfirestarter8913]

Think we know who the hitman could be secretly Jim 😂😅

[@BridiesBento]

Saw the chunky joke coming from a mile off and still enjoyed it immensely

[@Wheatu]

kevin's been doing such a good job of making me laugh in 2022 so far. Well done and thank you so much.

[@thesillinessisemergeing]

@Veronica🌸 hmm

[@ProfessionalMango]

@YeaMan maybe learn to spell page

[@Cat_Lover99999]

Wut about in 2024?

[@Wheatu]

@@Cat_Lover99999 he's also been doing just as good a job in 2024

[@maxhydekyle2425]

"Cox & Kuntz" might be the raunchiest name I've ever seen in Bitlife and that's a pretty high bar.

[@Roozyj]

Good thing this guy ended up in the 'Gay Max Security Prison' What does that even mean xD

[@timbrown3666]

@@Roozyj Clearly it's a maximum security prison for gay people

[@Roozyj]

@@timbrown3666 Or it's just a max security prison that identifies as gay. It's only attracted to other prisons of the same gender/sex.

[@Mr-Green0]

@@Roozyj If I get locked up in that prison, I'm better off escaping.

[@dopesickdog]

@@Roozyj after this whole video, THIS comment is what made me scream-laugh

[@humlegard-gaming]

Kevins bitlife videos are always hilarious, glad to see a new one!

[@QuietlyCryptic]

7:48 "And then there's Chunky... She's dead" was perfect absolutely perfect!

[@bk_Syndicate_FL850KH]

Bitlife needs a job system overhaul, you need to be able to become the supervisor/boss and have the ability to promote and demote other people, having an arbitrary fake boss when you have become the actual boss is really annoying

[@AgentTasmania]

In this case the supervisor is probably the commissioner

[@bk_Syndicate_FL850KH]

@@AgentTasmania i guess so, but there still needs to be a proper option to become the absolute top of the hierarchy of bosses in Bitlife, at and Im tired of being arbitrarily fired from a job that ive setup and been at for X amount of years to then lose it cause of some dumb shit I couldn’t control

[@Scorpion-Gamer82]

@@bk_Syndicate_FL850KH If you become the CEO of a company you don't have a supervisor, but you still can't hire and fire people.

[@robotrix]

Everybody has to deal with a fake boss (a/k/a the owner's son)

[@Gabbyybear]

"I fed my gorilla, Chunky, a carrot" "Chunky has died of starvation" Same, Chunky, same.

[@granitetheglitche1254]

This entire playthrough was just proof of the phrase "you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villian"

[@manologamerss5801]

He was a villain from pretty much the start, even before killing anyone he killed himself by refusing to let got of the sperm extraction job for no reason.

[@granitetheglitche1254]

@@manologamerss5801 well even then, he was really giving those animals a hand (if you know what I mean)

[@humanzombieninja]

pretty much

[@VinceHere98]

Aw man, I was gonna say that, but then you beat me 3 months to it ☹️ Damn you…

[@daedricscum]

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become an armpit sniffer 😔

[@ZombieSazza]

“What job can you be an actual criminal in? Politics, of course” No no, he’s got a point. In my city several politicians have been convicted for a variety of crimes, so I’m surprised BitLife doesn’t allow criminals to be politicians!

[@rhyslikesthis416]

Wow they actually get convicted in your city? Lucky!

[@kitfisto6345]

Livinin in Cleveland be like

[@connorburton1009]

Well I think the main thing is that, while several politicians are criminals, most of them haven't been convicted, so they wouldn't actually have a criminal record.

[@Mcsnickers_7]

@@connorburton1009 politics is basically doing crime legally with laws under your control

[@paulghencea9037]

@@Mcsnickers_7 eh depends on Who exactly you are and Who you know but other than that, it's pretty much it

[@teejayroyal]

Kevin: "As we all know, alot of time and effort goes into being a police officer". Americans: * *crying in the distance* *

[@vm7804]

Oh Yes, Putting the responsibility of saving lives in Kevin's hands was a great idea, Dont worry about it

[@pesadafara1639]

Special for you love DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​ Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

[@Nigeriaman-dsss]

kevin: life going well, gets promoted to chief of police with a good salary, nothing problematic also kevin: lets hire a hitman on our supervisor!

[@FrostyJ95]

"oh no she died" as if it was a natural death Just ignore the listed reason of starvation 😂😂

[@humanzombieninja]

he gave up everything for her but never fed her

[@manologamerss5801]

@@humanzombieninja He gave up everything for his pet, including the money needed to buy them food.

[@jprofio]

"But I've got a fake mustache" Congratulations, you've completed American armed police training.

[@samcork831]

LMAO

[@auntiem0thman]

He's missing the haircut but it'll do 😂

[@whisperoftheworm6479]

"And then there's chunky she's dead" Kevin sounded genuinely sad

[@ainoruoste9338]

As an avid fake mustache user, I can only imagine how unpleasant it must feel to peel them off of a real mustache.

[@thedailypodcast4701]

Watt

[@ss5gogetunks]

@@thedailypodcast4701 amp

[@Aurora-vl7kv]

i like to imagine this is a full time occupation

[@abbierouse5713]

ooooh i didn’t even think of that, ouch 😣

[@violet7773]

I read this as "as an avid mustache user" And I was wondering how one uses a mustache

[@LexNonARegeEstViolanda]

I discovered your channel around 4 days ago because KZbin recommended that video where you were trying a fitness game on that Wii Fit console. I was dying of laughter because you were just so effortlessly funny! I'm not a gamer but I enjoy your content so much. I've been in isolation due to Covid, and binge-watching your videos have kept me sane. Kevin, you are a blessing to the world!

[@elisgeorge2420]

Welcome to the cult! What a great video to be your first, that ones a classic! :))

[@emileew.4549]

I’M CRYING- CHUNKY DIED OF STARVATION. KEVIN IS UPSET ABOUT THE GORILLA DYING IS LITERALLY HIS OWN FAULT OMG 😭😭

[@jazzpancake1167]

Everytime the characters go to the casino I brace myself for disappointment.

[@jakevickers5881]

Stuck in hospital at the moment and the only thing keeping me going is Kevins videos. Thank you

[@tlmc3257]

With todays society i somehow doubt Kevin could become the worst cop ever. But I'm glad to see he still has aspirations in life.

[@luketalbot7253]

Kevin not resigning from the part time job that was giving his character high stress levels was giving ME stress

[@christhun6053]

One day, when Kevin gets fluent in Spanish, I want him to do an entire episode in Spanish as a joke.

[@BritishSoldier-kr9xf]

And he just acts casualy like he was spanish the whole time

[@martakoakowska9872]

@1815 British Soldier he already has the Mariachi moustache

[@feredir2275]

Thanks for another amazing video Big Kev! You’ve really helped me through these crazy past couple of years

[@pesadafara1639]

Special for you love DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​ Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

[@ayushnayak8746]

The names in BitLife can sometimes be funny as hell. I once got a guy named Harold Boob.

[@Feral_Bog_Witch]

Kevin does not have to specify he became 'the worst' of anything in game, at this point he could just say 'I played this game' and we would assume the dynamic is chaos

[@Shovelchicken]

As soon as you named the gorilla chunky, I knew the universe wouldn’t let that joke not play out.

[@zachdoran10]

my favorite thing about the bitlife videos is the little mini events that happen. “Peace talks have commenced as Afghanistan and the Bahamas are finally looking to end their conflict. 8.207 people lost their lives and a further 24,544 were left injured by the war” is just so funny to me

[@hannah27117]

So happy we get another episode of the Bitlife Cinematic Universe!

[@IamaPERSON]

Indeed!

[@hannah27117]

@@IamaPERSON Hi friend! You were fast today

[@IamaPERSON]

@@hannah27117 yeah, I usually game during this time

[@hannah27117]

@@IamaPERSON Nice! What games do you usually play?

[@IamaPERSON]

@Veronica🌸 BEGONE BOT

[@hunterwilliams1801]

Kevin: "that gorilla dying probably saved my life" Also Kevin: still tries to find another gorilla and dies in prison before having a chance to find another gorilla

[@imperiumz1189]

Kevin is a military genius, a fashion genius, a comedy genius and now... a policing genius

[@yourfather8041]

Military genius? More like… more like bore Ragnarok

[@thatoneperson6594]

@@yourfather8041 lmao

[@Super_Nova1234]

8:00 - Kevin says “Selfish Chunky” for dying…..he missed it said from starvation! 😂😂😂

[@darrencrissistotallyawesom918]

Kevin should have expected the gorilla to die immediately after he named her Chunky

[@Eccentric_Fish]

@@pesadafara1639 s h u t

[@pedrostormrage]

7:38 "I'll bathe my gorilla, that might make me feel better. That sounds like an innuendo, but it is not" Language theory: any phrase like "I'll 'verb' my 'noun' " sounds like an innuendo in English 🦍 🛁

[@gabriellacampana4975]

other people: wah-nee-tuh, my-uh Kevin: JAN-ITA, MAY-UH Kevin’s Spanish is getting better and better each day! 🙌🏼

[@DragonSlyr1]

My first laugh out loud moment was when Kevin says, “What job can you be an actual criminal in? Politics, of course.” Perfect.

[@samwisegamgee1243]

Kevin isn't the cop we deserve, but I'm also not sure that he's the cop we need. 🤣

[@Imnotbald899]

Listen from 14:32 with your eyes closed

[@skull123godofskeletons]

when he named the gorilla chunky we all knew what was gonna happen

[@alex01ftw15]

I just couldn't help to notice that when Mr.Bad Boys 2 was sent to prison for the 2nd time, he was sent to a "Gay Max Security Prison" for some reason

[@privateprivate5696]

Hope you're feeling better, Kevin! You look less tired.

[@pesadafara1639]

Special for you love DATTING.ONLINE/ASUNA Gaze: "Amazed" Lips: "Sensual" Smile: "Sweeter" Body: "Colder" The first and last love Lots of love from the world I like your look You are very pretty You guys are too cute Makes me love you. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.​ Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾

[@dryan3308]

New Orleans police chief being a criminal is the most realistic playthrough Kevin has ever had

[@callieope_]

Kevin's bitlife videos are always top tier

[@galaxybowl8514]

I love how Kevin is like "why are all the names so bad" when we all know he probably inputed them personally

[@marcorossi2360]

i hope Kevin wears that mustache every once on a while now, randomly.

[@mariex8168]

I am obsessed with how Kevin pronounced 'Juanita' 😭😂😂

[@PoisonedRedBerry]

bad cops and can't afford to go to the doctor? this is the most authentic USA experience I've ever seen! Gaming truly is evolving

[@ethandylann]

Kevin has won my "Favourite KZbinr of 2021" Good job here's a medal 🥇✨

[@manologamerss5801]

6:15 And it's weird knowing that's not true at all and you're just becoming obsessed with de-stressing for no reason.

[@caratrevoso3347]

Objective: stop crime Obstacle: end up doing crimes because there's someone who haves a higher position than you

[@savv8778]

4:12 . My last name is Kuntz. It’s a struggle.

[@PastelGothic]

Kevin makes my day. Now that he's a cop, he can release another missing persons for Pepe popo (I apologize)

[@nextjen740]

Kevin has the ability to make anything enjoyable even torture evidently from videos

[@noahwood2620]

"You Either Die A Hero, Or Live Long Enough To See Yourself Become The Villain"

[@adammidderigh4150]

Idk why but I really love the bitlife videos xD I even downloaded an emulator and bought the bitizen version, but found for me its actually more entertaining watching Kevin play than playing myself... Thanks for the entertainment! :)

[@i_is_patrisha2578]

This is literally my favorite thing kevin uploads. His bitlife videos are so good to me.

[@Lychee-P0P]

Chunky died from STARVATION!!! I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ensommeille5315]

only unrealistic thing about this is being fired and then denied from rejoining the police for being a criminal

[@d-night1844]

Listening at work. I step away to go pee, Kevin's chief of police. I come back and he's in prison starting a riot. I was gone 2 minutes.

[@FriendlyTheSoup]

the chunky is dead joke left me in stitches as i am a big fan of DK lore

[@allabouttheafc6031]

I'm not surprised that Kevin didn't notice that Chunky died from starvation.

[@SpaceMissile]

8:50 - "My father is suffering from hemorrhoids. ...and oversharing." lmao

[@russellpuff1996]

As soon as I saw the gorilla renamed to Chunky, I anticipated the meme about as long as Kevin had to wait for it to finish in the Make Kevin Laugh streams. What a way to start 2022 with the laugh I just had when it finally came up!

[@arontavares5248]

I actually get physically frustrated whenever Kevin goes to the casino in BitLife.

[@Fostero7]

2:31, he's probably gonna be the best police officer in New Orleans lol

[@drummergurl99]

I love how chunky died due to neglect (starvation) and he’s like NO 😭😭😭 8:05 *excuse tf out of me?!?!?* you like your milk *HOW?!?*

[@starshine5812]

im at 0:03 and i already know this is just gonna be how regular cops behave

[@gojimovedchannel1478]

That's stereotyping

[@gojimovedchannel1478]

Not all cops are Irish

[@MyNameIsNotSmith]

Whenever Kevin does a bit life playthrough with a challenge, when he is still a kid it has that essence as an episode in a show that shows the characters as baby's and their younger life is constantly referencing their future career

[@alice20001]

@1:29, depending on the decade, the mustache would have increased your chances. They probably didn't see it because it was just over the phone interview.

[@ibraheemtemur3469]

For once i actually tried to play the game myself: I lived to the age of 98, having 27 children and 45 grandchildren, serving 38 years in the kongolease army, rising to the rank of General and after retirement i worked as a Mayor of Kinshasa (approval rating of 82% !!). Thats the most epic way to play the game, my funeral was a mass event, probably even statues build because i was a good general and a good mayor. :P

[@caligusto]

"alot of time and effort goes into being a police officer" Funniest shit ive ever seen

[@cocomeadows3176]

Yea especially with the 8cantwait thing

[@JRPGLOVER]

7:53 It seems you gave up everything, except food, wich is why she died, lol.

[@GalaxiaStars]

To be fair this is just how normal cops are in real life

[@JhericFury]

Honestly, his defence in the court case should have been "I hired a contract killer to target my boss but I don't have a boss, so did I actually do anything wrong?"

[@mtsmcr]

this is the opposite of copaganda, i love it, acab !

[@captainitalia811]

This vid is literally "you either die the hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain... and then die"

[@vixian3127]

I like how kevin put on a fake moustache ON TOP of his _actual_ moustache

[@hilariouslookinggen1growli846]

Bro. Kevin had no luck with his primates. They saw he adopted them and immediately chose to die the very next year instead of living with him.

[@imsearchingforsomemilk4901]

My imagination ah Kevin is finnaly going to be a good guy Reality: becomes a crooked cop and buys a gorilla called chunky

[@mastereduimusic]

I love how chunky died of starvation, and Kevin stars calling her “bad gorilla” for dying… Kevin. *_You never fed her._* (Tumbleweeds💨)

[@zehavathezamboni]

7:47 why is no one talking about this!?

[@feersi]

Kevin: *moves to Spain and is learning Spanish* Also Kevin: *calls Juanita, “Yanita”* Amazing new name honestly. Gonna call all my Juan friends “Yan” now

[@ThunderEwokB]

13:37 ...what max security prison? Huuh

[@justingierveld6646]

lol I'm dying 🤣😂😭😆💀😅

[@미현-g5j]

As an aspiring lawyer, I can say that Life +2 years is perfectly possible. I think either Jeffry Dhamer or Dennis Neilson recieved 15 life sentences + 99 years

[@pokegard]

And in order to make sure it is carried out to completion they capture your soul at the moment of death to keep it in prison for longer Edit: misspelled a word

[@Jack_is_A_fan]

2:57 o o o OReillys, AUTO PARTS, YEOW

[@midnightsky8400]

Kevin is now a military genius AND the best mustache wearer around

[@Arik-isharshu]

The moment he named the gorilla I was like "Oh no. I know what he's setting up here..."

[@chilidog2469]

I clicked on this video to rewatch, and i got surprised that i left it on the part where Chunky dies

[@shiroukun7432]

I feel like Kevin is the only one who could start a life going for being a cop and still end up in prison for life

[@sergeant_archdornan]

Meanwhile, a lot of American cops: Haha prison time

[@DeathnoteBB]

@TheLapster 6 compared to the enormous number that commit crimes daily

[@elisgeorge2420]

that headphone slap gave me enough serotonin for an entire week oh my god