Black Christmas (2006 Remake) KILL COUNT

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[@enterfirstnamehereenterlas9550]

Only now noticed it

[@toristanacc]

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[@Jattel_2006]

Never noticed

[@drewreynolds1649]

Shullup

[@SeddieWeddie]

Fun fact the director purposely made every girl extremely attractive and mean girlish to throw off who the final girl would be

[@thevomitking9127]

the blond one was mean? i didnt remember that

[@ultimateobserver4379]

@@thevomitking9127 ish Mean ISH

[@jico5147]

Quite smart

[@joeysopinion4463]

Clever girl(get it)

[@tammiepage6489]

Ultimate Observer so what people get what they are saying so you don’t need To correct somebody like other people don’t understand what the person saying you’re not perfect so don’t act like you are

[@KILLERGUNZ27]

James: Black X-mas is one of the goriest kill counts ever Terrifier: Hold my hacksaw

[@elephantpowerproductions]

TaylorZink27 You mean to tell that it’s...GROSSER THAN THIS!?

[@Helixxs]

@@elephantpowerproductions yeah someone gets their head carved and lit like a pumpkin in the Terrifier

[@maddiesmusings]

Atom UwU ~now you *know* that jack-o-lantern kill is *not* the grossest kill in Terrifier, stop playing lol

[@Helixxs]

@@maddiesmusings they're too innocent to know

[@littlems4540]

Christian Ramirez And that woman gets her breasts cut off and left to die

[@judaihyuga]

I feel like it hurts the creepiness of Billy as a character when you try to explain why he's a crazed killer. Billy in the original was a mystery, with the audience only ever clearly seeing one of his eyes, but otherwise remained unseen. His phone calls were so unhinged and weird that they only served to make him even creepier. There's no explanation, no hint to the why, he's just a lunatic on a killing spree. The fact that you never clearly see his face, and it's implied that he's still in the house with the final girl at the end only serve to make the whole thing more unnerving.

[@thrifty7774]

I do feel bad for him

[@multitudeofidols]

A large part of the original was the mystery and allowing the audience to fill in the gaps with their own imagination. This film, instead, just took every aspect of the killer and exploited it to build a backstory no one was asking for.

[@panonymousbloom5405]

eh, kind of disagree for one reason. I prefer giving him a backstory and changing the focus on the movie instead of doing the same thing as the original (because... why do it then?). You're adding something to the movie. And it lets us know about this movie's version of the killer. I honestly don't get why it's often such a dealbreaker to people - we always knew about Jason's, Michael's, Freddy's, Ghostface's (and I could go on) backstories and it didn't make them any less creepy. We just got why they were doing it and added a bit of depth to them. I don't like the "he was locked in the attic and that's why he now sits there when he kills" because... Seriously? Not because nobody ever looks in the attic? It's just so unnecessary. But him being the victim of horrible abuse makes sense. He's clearly very disturbed in the movie.

[@avacatherine5646]

@Panonymous Bloom I can understand where you’re coming from, but for me it’s the mystery that’s scarier. Because we never see his face in the original your mind gets to fill in the blanks about Billy, and the phone calls seem to reenact elements of either his life growing up/previous murders he committed. The lack of knowledge also makes us feel as clueless as the characters on screen do. That’s not to say that having backstories for killers can’t work, in some cases it does make things scarier but for this particular film I think it’s better without a specific backstory.

[@panonymousbloom5405]

@@avacatherine5646 i certainly agree that it's better in this case (though the "fear of the unknown" was never something that was a thing in my case tbh) but again, imo it's still better that they did something different than trying to 1:1 remake the original movie because they wanted some cash (I don't hate the new Nightmare and it had an interesting premise but my God, those remade scenes were atrocious. Just do your own thing please). I overall treat this as an alternative universe killer than the same as the OG. Billy is overall a pretty bad killer to give a backstory to. Like, Leatherface, Freddy I would get. There's something to explore. Billy? Not so much since the implication and "freedom of interpretation" is the point. He was never a character per se. Just like making Michael a realistic killer (hello Halloween remakes) is kind of missing the point. But still, prefer this than 1:1, at least I'm not being reminded that I should be watching the original instead lol.

[@thelegodoctor932]

I've had an icicle fall on my head before from my grandma's garage in roughly the same location and I was totally fine. All I had to do was ironically ice my wound.

[@riverpaw3234]

Did you use the icicle?

[@raprapa9623]

5 minute craft knife

[@matrixmushroom2285]

Irony. Nothing like it.

[@baguettezefrance1785]

Sameee

[@alldayagain]

Santa told you you'd shoot your eye out

[@stumpmonkey7068]

Why are hospitals always so dark and deserted? When my wife gave birth, even at early hours of the morning, there was still plenty of light and nurses running around. No way any of this shit would ever happen.

[@FinnaGame]

Congrats on the baby man

[@unkownfigure850]

Pimpo The Pimp Hippo it’s a movie a obviously unrealistic movie

[@lliottthedumbass5804]

@@unkownfigure850 it's actually realistic. I've been to visit family in an inpatient area of a hospital and it was pretty dark.

[@klemensasbarauskas5040]

@@lliottthedumbass5804 yeah it realistic there is some dude named bill in my attic, my mother told me no worry about it he kills only on Christmas

[@pineneedles_8845]

*Look out i think Motto Motto likes you.* Ha get it...cuz hes a hippo....nevermind

[@arthurc5284]

People: “This movie is a terrible remake” 2019 Black Christmas: “Hold my glass unicorn”

[@abrahammesrajecorrea2349]

Now I appreciate the this remake over the 2019 one. This one at least tries to add stuff and it still feels like it was based on the original. The 2019 makes you hate some of the characters, specially Kris. She's basically this SJW, Twitter's Cancel Culture given flesh. She's annoying, flawless (at least inside the film) and I feel nearly everyone and their momas wish she would get killed... yet she doesn't and she's redeemed as the one that was "right". Plus, who's brilliant idea was to take Billy out of the film? Also, the film doesn't even feel "christmas-y" at all.

[@wildmutt8795]

This one is still pretty fucked up

[@tammiepage6489]

To me I don’t think it was I know a lot of people thought it was but I didn’t I liked it

[@ktownshutdown21]

Both are awful for their own reasons.

[@billy_lenz8719]

Hi!

[@killzone_6793]

Your channel actually got me into film studies and its turned my life around so far. So keep up the work and i hope you keep inspiring young viewers with the old the new the good the bad horror films

[@danny19283]

killzone_679 wowwww he liked your comment james really does read comments

[@patrickstar5665]

This comment should have more likes

[@smokingduck507]

This is amazing! This channel has such a nice community. I haven't seen any nasty comments here so far ^^

[@Scratchingheadss]

@Patrick Star your prayer has been answered!

[@RipZoe]

gotcha into film studies but you can't seem to use a coma? Focus on english first :)

[@ugene.]

This was the calmest “lets get to the kills” ever

[@lit-eral5953]

Old James is very unenthusiastic

[@alba8944]

also the calmest “titelcard”

[@InkAndPoet]

He explained that the reason he came off as unenthused is because this was before Dead Meat became his full time job. When he was making them, he was often tired from his old day job.

[@ashlynnheller8400]

Why would they give the villian such a backstory. Billy was much more scary when he was unknown.

[@gavinhart1068]

hopegirl518 Ashlynn I personally think it would be better if it was like my bloody valentine, where it has a backstory but it’s a red hearing.

[@calamazomcdonald3688]

hopegirl518 Ashlynn well that’s what remakes do, they ruin everything and make all their backstorys involve sex and gore

[@johnmayernick9561]

@@calamazomcdonald3688 except 2015 poltergeist, It, and several others.

[@damianprock1650]

It's the same premise as "Friday the 13th", it was Jason's backstory that made him so great, like Madame Web said, "it's not the how you must master, it's the why", meaning that there's a method to one's madness, something that made them what they are, a reason why they became the villain in the first place, you know what I'm talking about?

[@johnmayernick9561]

@@damianprock1650 Yeah I do. I get it's probably scarier when we didn't know who Billy was in the original, but I seriously loved the scene where he killed Constance.

[@LastVictim666]

It really bugged me that Agnes looked way older than Billy. It was like they wanted her to look scary and masculine but forgot there was an almost 15 year age difference

[@alivebacontgm2]

My idea is that she grew up too fast

[@Fairycoughs]

@@alivebacontgm2 I couldn’t tell if she was a man or not

[@alivebacontgm2]

@@Fairycoughs I think she got that weird voice at birth probably I think, besides, if Billy was born with Jaundice, gotta have Agnes age faster and have a deeper voice even though it wasn't explained in the film

[@clownchan]

But why she look like man when she was older?

[@blueismylove3128]

​​@@clownchanBecause the actor that plays her is a man lol Dean Fiss I think his name is.

[@JoshuaBatch]

Coming back here from the Texas Chainsaw kill counts and it's so evident how much more confident in front of the camera you've become. Well done, mate!

[@DeadMeat]

Thank you!

[@damianprock1650]

@@DeadMeat IKR, you really had your work cut out for you there Jimbo

[@theversusverses]

I love hearing the enthusiasm just slowly fade away during this video

[@cobius8698]

I am all for having killers with interesting motives and backstories, but the mystery of the original is part of what defined the film.

[@crbuck3394]

Cobius Espailly for the time period. Soo many movies these days try give that kind of feel, but either the script or the characters make it too obvious or just makes you not care XD

[@JohnDonovan1968]

Cobius This Is actually the official story / background that Bob Clark created for Billy.

[@tylermane77]

Yeah. And why should the remake do the same thing? The backstory/sleaze factor of this film is what makes it a worthy retelling.

[@ouijacorn]

As someone with chronic liver disease, it cracks me up that the killer in this movie is freeeeeaaaky because he has...jaundice. Like, lol, just stick him under a UV lamp! Give the man some Vitamin D!

[@seanlintermoot]

Funny part is i was born with jaundice and thats exactly what the did to me also flushed me out

[@redwitch95]

@@seanlintermoot it's super common for babies, I'm amazed they picked *jaundice* of all things to use as a super spooky (and permanent?) condition

[@seanlintermoot]

@@redwitch95 i have no idea theres a lot weirder things to pick

[@manwhatdoiputhere]

I was born with jaundice. Am I gonna be a killer?

[@ouijacorn]

@@manwhatdoiputhere I haven't yet, but there's still time.

[@QBon34]

“Saw is so grotesque” Black Christmas: hold my eyes

[@choloyolo8522]

😂😂😂

[@deaditeera]

😄😄

[@saugesmith803]

I love your show, it’s clear you put a lot of love, work and effort into your videos, and I’m glad you don’t only show and explain kills you give context, history, and backstory

[@Animallover2550]

Sauge Smith and puns too, don’t forget the puns

[@cirkuitknight]

Don’t you mean “eye” love your show?

[@saugesmith803]

Man I forgot the puns, and I missed making a pun myself!

[@cirkuitknight]

It’s ok man “eye” know you’ll get it next time lol

[@scarborough332]

Sauge Smith im the 1000th like

[@katev4827]

JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES! Merry Christmas!

[@tvprogram899]

I know it someone gonna say that sorry if i copy you Kate V

[@hadennorris1215]

Charles

[@TheMountainOfPeru]

Ok

[@kristenpadilla5100]

How did she right this 2 years ago if this was made 1 year ago?

[@robinnool9983]

@@kristenpadilla5100 witchcraft

[@Nat0521]

9:03 the fact that the eye clips through her foot for a second is killing me

[@thekiller7994]

Fun drinking game: Take a shot everytime eyes are gouged out

[@abramsullivan7764]

Literally having livers problems.

[@abhishekconstantinewinches9907]

He's coming for your eyes.

[@ashmondthesoutherntrashmon2210]

Your liver's gonna be more obliterated than James' sanity after doing this video

[@UnknownUser-xk5rr]

You'd be hammered if you chose vodka.

[@emmas.6906]

Okay, I'm confused about Agnes. Someone help. - Billy beats her and eats one of her eyes, leaving her with one eye. - Someone jabs her in the other eye, which would have blinded her entirely. BUT SHE STILL HAS AN EYE IN THE HOSPITAL SCENE????? WHAT????

[@squeeeezeee]

Emma Sutcliffe glass eye

[@Nogdog945]

That’s or just a mistake in filming

[@josephveron1584]

She had a fake eye

[@JohnDonovan1968]

Emma Sutcliffe She use a glass eye just like a pirate

[@redduck9393]

She probably got stabbed in the socket without an eye, which might be why she didn't really flinch? Idk lol, this movie was a mess

[@wottle-b335]

James: “This movie has some of the nastiest shit” Me an intellectual: leans forward slightly enticed*

[@jakecard981]

This was me 😂

[@SkysPlace04]

Wottle-B same.

[@nloyt7699]

Wottle-B lmfao 😂👌

[@prestonhatfield9295]

ikr

[@meatybonez7533]

me too

[@marklynn5899]

2:28 Lauren by Crystal Lowe - tanning girl Ashlyn in *_Final Destination 3_* 3:41 Heather by beautiful Mary Elizabeth Winstead ♥️💐 as Wendy also in *_Final Destination 3_* 8:09 Leigh by Kristen Cloke (director Glen Morgan's missus) was teacher Valerie Lewton in first _Final Destination_ movie

[@maximumpower98]

Kills 1. Clair 1:12 2. Security Guard 1:46 3. Megan 3:01 4. Santa Dude 3:26 5. Frank Lenz 4:41 6. Billy’s Not-Dad 7:23 7.:Constance Lenz 7:37 8. Dana 9:27 9. Eve 9:45 10. Heather 10:32 11. Ms. Mac 10:43 12. Melissa 11:08 13. Lauren 11:32 14. Kyle 12:25 15. Morgue Dude 14:14 16. Leigh 14:35 17. Agnes Lenz 15:04 18. Billy Lenz 15:27

[@marklynn5899]

And three of those victims from Final Destination series

[@nicholasehrhart8916]

I believe that this movie has a bunch of pro wrestling references. And I think Billy and Agnes lenz are like judgment day with Rhea, Ripley, and Damian Priest or Dominik Mysterio and Finn Balor

[@RisingMC]

"My Daddy's here" Well thats gross to hear

[@heartbust4624]

Rising MC (;

[@bestdog1781]

Disappear you quere,I’ll see you next year

[@flyingraij1n958]

😐

[@darksky2710]

Yep

[@thebadger622]

Well she is his daughter

[@touchscreenhater9413]

You know, I'm surprised you didn't mention the rather troubled production of this film. Mainly how the studio insisted on adding the more bloody and brutal kills and that originally, the creator behind the original "Black Christmas" gave his blessings to the project.

[@luiscarvalho91]

I'm surprised James didn't mention the UK version.

[@multitudeofidols]

My favourite trivia for this film is that they made a trailer with kills made of characters who never appear in the actual film.

[@nightmeowonelmstreet215]

@@multitudeofidols same

[@daniboy4153]

Sad part is we're never getting the true director's cut.

[@kaiiluv3574]

I think it’s funny how Michelle Trachtenberg aka Melissa was in a movie called “Ice Princess” where she skates, and in this movie she was killed by a ice skate, not sure if it was just a coincidence but thought it was interesting🤨

[@joeysopinion4463]

HMMM, interesting

[@kathi1245]

I thought that too

[@davsny5]

I was just about to say that the ice skate kill was an homage to Michelle in The Ice Princess. Thank you!

[@MariaAlex2018]

@@davsny5 my exact thoughts as well

[@choloyolo8522]

That was funny tbh. 😂😂😂

[@mr.fuzzyimback9275]

The fact that the actors of Wendy , Ashlyn and Ms. Lewton from Final Destination 1 and 3 are ALL HERE is amazing

[@tvalokibatman6563]

My two favorite final destination movies

[@marklynn5899]

And director Morgan is married to Lewton's actress I did comment that a few times here somewhere, got several likes

[@PiePivotmontierO]

I want my eyeballs pulled out after watching this movie. *haha im so hilarious and original xdxdxd*

[@nookularbomb1941]

Pie Pivotmontier-O Actually didn't expect you to be here.

[@jw9677]

Pie Pivotmontier-O Rawr XD rofl

[@bananadogedoge5506]

Pie Pivotmontier-O SANTA HAD BLOODY DIAHARIHA

[@gamernation1829]

I do not like XDXD. I do not like it Sas eye yam.

[@josephw3535]

Pie Pivotmontier-O do they make bleach contact lenses?

[@greybayles7955]

God ive been binge watching these all day. Theres a few that i didnt watch through because the movie looked so good i had to watch it before it got spoiled. Great content, and also great for finding some more *ahem* "not-so-high-budget" horror films. Looking at you, Thankskilling.

[@marklynn5899]

Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Crystal Lowe (Wendy and Ashlyn from Final Destination 3) and Kristen Cloke (Lewton from Final Destination)

[@JamalMack]

Mark Lynn ahhh thanks for the conformation cuz I was wondering if that was the teacher from the first final Destination movie.

[@damianprock1650]

And now this movie's been remade again

[@wonderfulrose477]

And Gretchen from Mean Girls. Perfect addition.

[@marklynn5899]

@@JamalMack Confirmation

[@fauxblondee]

@@wonderfulrose477 AND Michelle Trachtenberg (Georgina Sparks from Gossip Girl)

[@LDH-qn5pd]

After seeing Black Christmas 2019, I appreciate this movie a lot more.

[@boxman7044]

Was it bad

[@kenkenkenkenkenkenkenken8907]

Yeah

[@boxman7044]

@@kenkenkenkenkenkenkenken8907 and cryptv be like why we're excited im nah fam im good

[@dontreplytomycommentsiquit7347]

I like black christmas 2019 more :/ idk, the characters are better and has a WAAY better ending.

[@vikramprasanna8908]

@@dontreplytomycommentsiquit7347 You're literally the first person I've come across to like that shit, and it's baffling.

[@Starpower320]

omg I can't believe you made a play on your own name! "the meat that will soon be dead." I love it

[@saveusjay]

Ash His name is James

[@Starpower320]

Jalen I’m well aware. I was referring to the channel name

[@BoogeymanIX]

Ash how the hell is this comment a day old? Oh Nvm

[@slasherspringtrap3704]

Ash how the hell is that comment a day old?!?!?!?!?

[@ifrit9732]

Slasher Springtrap i Guess patreon

[@lockerbuddy2039]

EYEBALLS! MORE EYEBALLS .

[@had5709]

w0t?

[@herosam1390]

You’ll understand when you’re older, honey.

[@had5709]

okay

[@joshuabryant1042]

LockerBuddy honey he means the girls eyes look at men's balls

[@bubbletroubles5234]

Cream

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

Backstory always ruins stuff like this, the original was scary because we never actually find out who the killer is

[@joeysopinion4463]

That’s the reason I don’t like the 2007 Rob Zombie “Halloween” remake, because it extended Michaels origin and gave reason for him to kill his sister instead of him doing it out of nowhere

[@abramsullivan7764]

Yeah but Warner Brothers want Bob Clark to add a backstory to answer why Billy is the man he is but Bob doesn't want to so I agree that Billy doesn't have a backstory.

[@marklynn5899]

@@joeysopinion4463 So hate Rob Zombie's *_Halloween_* movie (too much backstory into Michael Myers traumatic unhappy childhood, abused at home, bullied at school, detestable foul-mouthed filthy Ronnie White etc) *_Prom Night_* remake is one I can't hate yet disappointed with - too much backstory into the killer in first ⅓ movie with no whodunit mystery

[@cameronb5479]

In the UK version Melissa gets a bag around her head but instead of breaking free from Agnes she falls to the ground getting her eyeballs ripped out of her socket then dragged down the hall by her sockets.

[@deaditeera]

I wish I could’ve seen that bc it seems amazing.

[@nightmeowonelmstreet215]

@@deaditeera you can find it on youtube just search up Black Christmas 2006 deleted scenes :)

[@user-pp5ht4ez6t]

I'm on Winter Break and I forgot today was Friday, hell yeah!

[@damienholland2k7]

Ayden Pellegrini Yeass

[@vaincelent191]

Same

[@z3ni812]

Same

[@TG2513.]

It is Saturday now

[@TimStover-Sgkll]

Lol! Good, I'm not the only one! All semester I was looking forward to fridays for this!

[@austenchase1005]

In the UK version Melissa's death is completely different. She doesn't get away but instead falls to the ground where agnes rips out her eyes and eats them. Then she drags melissa BY HER EMPTY EYESOCKETS (note melissa is still screaming as she is being dragged away😵)

[@officialjc1281]

Austen Chase Benefield link

[@Rollthedice115]

That’s beautiful

[@asilva5021]

Source

[@judysama100]

oh so this is the version I watched! I've been wondering why some deaths from this count were different to the version of the movie I saw xD

[@shimokiba802]

Austen Chase Benefield wow just wow but Tokyo ghoul has way more gory

[@marklynn5899]

*FINAL DESTINATION* Lauren (Crystal Lowe) - Ashlyn Heather (Mary E Winstead) - Wendy Leigh (Kristen Cloke) - Valerie Lewton

[@aliciacleeland2257]

Crystal Lowe was also in wrong turn!

[@marklynn5899]

@@aliciacleeland2257 Along with Texas Battle (Lewis - favourite FD death in gym)

[@Lopez03Eduardo.]

@@aliciacleeland2257 also was in Snakes on a plane

[@ablueberrya10]

@@Lopez03Eduardo. thankfully she survived in that movie since she wasn’t in the plane

[@ivypng]

"who decorates the inside of their house with blinking christmas lights? " *slowly looks up to my blinking green christmas lights on the wall*

[@thedieseased2834]

When you realize the director of this movie and thankskilling could make a better 2017 KZbin rewind

[@robislike]

Anything could

[@weloveyourainbow]

So true

[@colonist7832]

TheDiseased damn got em

[@vinnyreed723]

Tommy wieso could talk for 10 minuets and everyone would call it beautiful

[@idrk3707]

You could watch nyan cat for 40 hours and I'd rather that then KZbin rewind, shit

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

They should have titled it "Yellow Christmas". Haha, get it? He's jaundiced... ok, I'll shut up now.

[@jrurbbehdidiwdnndjduw85eos73]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache that joke was as drawn out as the hatchet one

[@mikemarks6136]

These user names have to be stopped

[@kaaru3746]

@@mikemarks6136 any user name ideas??

[@kennethdesales3888]

nope, They should've named it "The Icy(Eye-cy) Christmas"

[@livelocalpnw2735]

u so cringe

[@giorgoskakotaritis7222]

"This has some off the nastiest shit i've ever talked about" *Laughs in terrifier*

[@nateds7326]

11:51 I think the implication is that theres a peephole up there and the phones light is shining through it.

[@gameadmin111]

15:43 the moment you try to roast your enemy back but you got nothing.

[@FirstLastYT272]

XD SO TRUE

[@anon366]

MrDaAwesome Gaming LMAO

[@letssuitcase]

PurplePanda its a one second difference tf is your problem

[@yea..8546]

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO😂😂😂😂😀😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😄😅I CANT BREATH HAHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO THAT IS SO TRUE OMG PLEASE HELP IM HAVING A STROKE

[@PogueMarch]

I guess you could say this movie had an... *eye* for excessive gore :D

[@reereedino1285]

Tea&Opal Only *EYE* can make Eye puns

[@memedank1519]

Eye hate you

[@devinharrison7146]

Lol

[@retired4900]

Tea&Opal cheesy but clever

[@mag4647]

Tea&Opal that's the funniest horror pun I've seen in weeks

[@gamergarf3521]

I was only there for Mary Elizabeth winstead

[@marklynn5899]

Same here

[@tvalokibatman6563]

Me too

[@shawnbass-ig2bv]

Lacy chabert 🔥

[@ThisPerfectFinale]

I actually really enjoyed this movie i was 13 when it was released and it terrified me, the creepiest part being when he made cookies out of his mothers skin. Maybe its just because i was so young when I watched it initially, but for me it stands out as a horror film. I also loved the fact you couldn't tell who the main character was supposed to be!

[@ry__dog9781]

15:03 "Kelly is able to *CLEAR* her way to the end of this movie." Good pun

[@neenann9431]

Ry_ _Dog *eye* know right

[@pennywisethedancingclown9192]

Ry_ _Dog I don't get it

[@ry__dog9781]

Pennywise The Dancing Clown She killed him with a defibrillator and James said "Clear" like what you say with a defibrillator.

[@nathanhernandez6059]

Wow all these characters didn’t “see” that coming

[@PitBoss_90]

Eye see what you mean

[@Dantelaughs]

TheDust Undead why just why...

[@thestrangeartist5772]

No shit Sherlock

[@orbsorbs8465]

TheDust Undead yeah, unfortunately we just happened to get an *EYEFULL*

[@codybellotti0565]

There’s is a black Christmas remake in 2019 coming in December

[@davidsands3785]

I am worried because of that. Then again, it depends on the cast and crew's dedication and enthusiasm

[@codybellotti0565]

David Sands What

[@luisc7896]

@@codybellotti0565 yes

[@G.F.Browning]

Its very posible that James and Chelsea will review it on the podcast.

[@sundered_ant]

Hopefully it can’t get any worse than this remake.

[@faze_buendia9514]

Fun Fact: at the 4:30ish mark, the reason the baby looks like he's in Sin City is that the treatment for jaundice is sitting un UV lights, they look kind of like black lights. Usually, the baby has his eyes covered though; my son spent the first 2 wks of his life under those lights due to jaundice, a failure of the liver to function properly causes yellow skin and eyes.

[@JustinY.]

Eye spy with my little eye an over the top Christmas movie

[@funnelingspace9268]

Where are you now?

[@Jordan-ss6ow]

Justin Y. Hey can you please tell me how are you everywhere

[@dantecorrado2220]

A Justin Y. comment with only 8 likes? Blasphemous!

[@kernc7786]

I bet half of the preparation for the video is decorating the shelf in the background.

[@justaweeb7074]

Kernc probs

[@djdhddshshs9764]

Kernc I think it's the script,then watching the movie,and then the shelf

[@jacobosaldarriaga3775]

if he has not watched the movie yet then how is he going to make the script?

[@ZS_2007]

Omg,Gretchen Weiners In in this movie!!!

[@isacapers9891]

I screeched when I saw her. Shes so fetch!

[@choloyolo8522]

@@isacapers9891 😂😂😂

[@butterycacti]

It’s wild the difference in James’ enthusiasm from this video to his most recent...... he sounds kinda sad here, but he’s very excited in his newer videos! I’m glad he’s getting happier and not sadder!!

[@raggarbergman]

Funny death in a way as Michelle Trachtenberg stared in Ice Princess wish is about figure skating. And in Buffy her big sister were heavily into ice skating. :)

[@iammayonnaise832]

Hey Billy how did that eye taste? Please don't make me into cookies.

[@livelaughlove0209]

Don't worry. He just wants to spill some hot water on your face. Hope it doesn't leave a scar or anything.

[@isacapers9891]

@@livelaughlove0209 now you know you wrong for that 💀

[@krnst4r]

He's like an angry little slice of pie. Its cute.

[@aaronjackson8204]

“I don’t know what we’re looking at, or how we see the phone’s light. If any body knows please explain in the comments...” Me: There are holes in the ceiling, James...

[@Angel-rr9il]

As soon as he started saying that I scrolled to your comment, I gasped a little too loud and my mom ran in, thank you for making my mom think I did something stupid-

[@ZacharyResky]

I’m glad that I’m able to watch this again. Most of the kill counts don’t deserve to get age restricted.

[@subjectdelta4758]

Why does billy look like a Simpsons character?

[@SayerRaider]

The movie explains that he has a liver disease, which turned his skin yellow

[@elcompafascio9936]

Subject Delta the name of the ilness is jaundice or icterus

[@briancarranza6683]

He is a Lego jk it's jaundice

[@nena0752]

He is bart

[@MilestheDirtyMindedGoblin2099]

Chara Dreamer yes

[@greglong1432]

The best thing about this movie is that it had a young, cute Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

[@thekiller7994]

She should of been the final girl

[@TheAwesomo28]

She's no Ramona Flowers yet

[@greglong1432]

@@TheAwesomo28 That's O.K. Not into girls with pink, blue, orange, green or any other weird colors

[@marklynn5899]

Interesting she's not the only Final Destination cast member there's Crystal Lowe (Ashlyn) and Kristen Cloke (as teacher) in the first FD movie

[@luiscarvalho91]

@@marklynn5899 Well, James Wong (who was the director of both FD1 and FD3) was one of the producers of Black Christmas. Glen Morgan (who was one of the writers and producers of both FD1 and FD3) directed Black Christmas. Glen is married to Kristen Cloke.

[@forceoffriction]

I still can't handle that Leigh is also Valerie Lewton

[@marklynn5899]

And there's Ashlyn & Wendy from FD3

[@coltonkirk9659]

Hey James, Merry Christmas! I thought it would be a really cool addition if when you finished a series of movies, you could do an award for the coolest and lamest kills of the whole series, think of it as the best golden chainsaw and the worst dull machete, you could call the awards the “platinum claw” and the “rusty knife”, or something like that. Also I just wanted to say that I love your content, and watching your videos is something that I always look forward to every Friday morning, I often watch them before I even get out of bed, keep up the great work!

[@acegamerultragamer1532]

Colton Kirk agreed.

[@ap3526]

And it's age restricted is it because of the gore YEAH IT IS

[@michaelj1729]

Okay Mary Elizabeth Winstead and was that the other girl that got burned in the tanning bed? 😂

[@marklynn5899]

Crystal Lowe (as drunk Lauren) was Ashlyn, yes Kristen Cloke (married to director Glen Morgan, as Leigh) was teacher Valerie

[@RocherTheBlogger]

I WAS PISSED WHEN HEATHER AND MELISSA DIED ESPECIALLY HEATHER

[@unearine6183]

"Hey, I'm Billy lens!" That 😀works

[@ahg3682]

I really hated this film... But loved the kill count as always:)

[@mwohaeyo]

The phone ringing at 12:00 was probably seen from a peephole

[@bubblefrog4289]

James:this is the nastiest shizz I’ve covered Terrifier: *Now watch this drive*

[@ArloHoney]

this is an eye catching video

[@colonist7832]

Son Gohan weak

[@Scooter227]

What you did there, *eye* see it..

[@neenann9431]

KenshinPlaysGames *eye* think you've got the right *eye*dea I wanna kill myself

[@jourdynne27]

I-Watch-Dead-Meat-Videos-To-The-End Squad where y’all at???? (And if you’re not in it you should be...there’s a fun surprise in this one 😉)

[@tortillakinq741]

Jourdynne KRAMPUSSS

[@WookieeRandy]

Sk3ptical x I hope so, I love that movie. Actually pretty good and unique, just like trick r treat

[@toastyboy6172]

Living in 2138 boi

[@sneakysnake7695]

Over here booooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ..I mean miss

[@theawsomedude6284]

I'm here haha

[@usagichanp]

I often watch these Kill Count videos while doing makeup for some background noise. I sorta ignored your warning when you said this would be nasty, but holy shit, when you said the mother _raped her 12 year old son_ I nearly stabbed my eye (ha) out with my eyeliner in shock! What the fuck!

[@futurechasing]

I loveeee this movie. I prefer it over the original tbh

[@calowenby1654]

Oh wow! That's pretty unique.

[@marklynn5899]

I do like this more than Clark's original (apart from nauseating eyeball munching and that 😣 attic scene etc) still great cinematography and female cast. And thousand times preferable to 2019 movie

[@francoisjeancharles8405]

why does billy look younger than his daughter

[@qei431.]

Yeah incest usually has defects

[@JohnDonovan1968]

Do you guys know the name of the actor who played Billy? And the name of the actress who played his sister/dougther?

[@BilboSwaggins69]

theres this thing called imd where you can look up the cast or just search that shit up in google

[@vannity8]

Agnes played by Dean Friss ..Robert Mann (Billy)

[@billyboot6117]

well the simpsons dont age maybe he doesnt either

[@SquishMTR]

Fun fact, you're hearing it wrong. It's not " My family" It's "She's Eye family now"

[@alexmint1731]

Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Kristen Cloke will be the best final girls if they didn't die in this film, i still can't imagine that Winstead died here since she has a Final Girl Charisma like the Final Destination 3, 10 Cloverfield Lane and The Thing Prequel

[@brendancolianni9501]

After watching the 2019 remake this one looks Oscar worthy.

[@stevenmedrano8468]

You should do the Wrong Turn Series.

[@jaradwinklepleck1769]

I'll drink to that lol

[@megane7642]

Well o watched wrong turn 3 and 5.... when he put that i think its so sexual

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Your videos are equivalent to an early Christmas present 🎁

[@damienholland2k7]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache Yeh

[@bred8883]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache hey ive seen you before somewhere. I wonder where?

[@llRedllOG]

Its weird how monotone James is, I never noticed when I watched him when he released this.

[@sarahmossman6378]

James:the brutalist kills in the count Final destination:

[@elephantpowerproductions]

Sarah Mossman This movie hates eyes and heads the same way Suicide Squad hates helicopters

[@darthblacc4421]

Wouldn't Agnes want to help the girls after Billy went nuts on them

[@jemmascott5559]

lavender town rocket commander yeah I don't get why she would want to help.

[@thebadger622]

@Cooper Watts *Wouldn't

[@KingNexusMOCs]

@@thebadger622 *would

[@thegreycrusader]

@@KingNexusMOCs *wood

[@thegreycrusader]

@DrewCrafter *woodn't

[@jessedavis2563]

Merry Christmas everyone And a happy kill count

[@DodoRibeiro-ts6po]

Just came back from the 2019 Black Christmas kill count, now i apreciate this movie much more

[@NightLynn90]

Michelle Trachtenberg getting killed by a skate is a hilarious reminder that she starred in Ice Princess

[@notacompanyfb8410]

Why does every remake of a classic slasher or horror movie have to involve rape?

[@thefinalhammer5442]

Friday the 13th 2009 didnt. Pirhana didnt either.

[@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917]

@@thefinalhammer5442 but Friday the 13th is more like a Reboot

[@chisatomadison9859]

I mean, if they can show limbs being ripped off then I don't see why rape is off the list.

[@cobracmr4]

Facts

[@sleepingonyourroof]

@@chisatomadison9859 because rape is spooky is scary

[@Lianspain]

The funny thing about Melissa death is that the actress is the main character also in a movie about skaters on ice

[@aliciacleeland2257]

Ice princess!

[@yeetusfeetus669]

And the horror show, Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

[@Robi2009]

My problems with this movie: 1. Why would Agnes help her brother/father after he ate her eye years ago? 2. 15:28 - that doesn't make sense - the tree would crumble under his weight, no impale him through chest... Christmas tree decorations aren't made from some titanium, they're glass or plastic.

[@zoosports1827]

Maybe the decoration was made out metal in this movie 🤷🏿and the dude was falling pretty fast so it makes sense that the tree would impale him before it could collapse or this movie does not make sense and is really stupid

[@andrewreich283]

69k only? James said it’s the NASTIEST he’s reviewed!? Cmon!

[@meepboie4008]

8:58: the face you make when you just got a shot, and they suck the access blood out, and you feel like fainting, but your family's original plan was to go to the park, and so you fight the urge to stay awake.

[@Jonu1636]

“...pulls a Sean Spicer” real good line

[@johnsmith-gn6kq]

3:41 This scene made me remember that she played the main character in Final Destination 3

[@marklynn5899]

She's not the only female face of _Final Destination_

[@marklynn5899]

8:09 Director Morgan's missus Kristen Cloke, and teacher Lewton in first movie

[@grumposaurrex3629]

I appreciate the warnings for particularly gruesome scenes or animals being harmed. Love horror movies, but ya know... some things I’d rather leave unseen and the warnings are helpful😊

[@ognianognianov242]

I am thinking that the movie must be called '' Eyeballz on Christmas '' not Black Christmas xD

[@nogoodatspy4657]

Do u no tha wae?

[@KarenF]

6:49 if you look closely you can see that the girl is opening a good guy doll

[@marklynn5899]

Mary Elizabeth Winstead 😍 😘, and Crystal Lowe (Wendy and Ashlyn from Final Destination 3) and Kristen Cloke (teacher Lewton from the first Final Destination movie)!

[@GDRunny]

Stop spamming comments about fd3 that movie sucked

[@thekiller7994]

@@GDRunny FD4 is worse

[@GabrielGamingAtYt]

I still cant belived Mary Elizabeth died here

[@marklynn5899]

Same with other two Final Destination actresses

[@GabrielGamingAtYt]

@@marklynn5899 The Final Destination characters are meant to die anyway.

[@marklynn5899]

@@GabrielGamingAtYt except Kimberly (she caused Tim's death and partially Nora's ridiculous elevator death) and her boyfriend copper

[@GabrielGamingAtYt]

@@marklynn5899 Based on the FD 5's rule. You cant cause a death to a fellow marked victim. So Tim and Nora would have still died without Kim

[@marklynn5899]

@@GabrielGamingAtYt That Kimberly was irritating and overprotective, thinking she's Superwoman can control everyone else's lives and interfere