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@notoriouscj_34966 жыл бұрын
Dead Meat JEEPERS CREEPERS KILL COUNT PLZZ
@notoriouscj_34966 жыл бұрын
Dead Meat or critters plz that would be AWESOME
@notoriouscj_34966 жыл бұрын
Dead Meat btw big fan James can’t wait to buy more murch
@fazetfue276 жыл бұрын
Not
@evil37756 жыл бұрын
Dead Meat can u please make one about growth 2010
@KaZuKan6 жыл бұрын
This channel is by far one of my favourite accidental finds.
@tsav33556 жыл бұрын
I found him by looking up Friday the 13th scenes and there was a kill count
@DarkPsychoMessiah6 жыл бұрын
Me too, I wanted to watch a Child's Play kills montage and to my surprise I find this channel
@ziggynotverystardust65576 жыл бұрын
I wanted predator deleted screens and found this channel
@antonanderson19656 жыл бұрын
same
@shrimp84316 жыл бұрын
I was finding a Jurassic Park kill count
@thekempler37995 жыл бұрын
14:34 Hands down the saddest & emotional kill in Dead Meat's series so far.
@busickl90775 жыл бұрын
@Parralax r/wooooosh
@juzo14535 жыл бұрын
How
@Skrilltrap5 жыл бұрын
Have you seen Pet Sematary?
@Skrilltrap5 жыл бұрын
@@juzo1453 not really. I stopped caring for those movies after The Final Destination (FD4) was a pile of shit.
@thekempler37995 жыл бұрын
Lmfao, it was a joke.
@Tores4446 жыл бұрын
That kid calling Billie a nutcase had the smoothest delivery ever from a kid.
@lt-yx1hx6 жыл бұрын
True dat
@PG-nm2qi6 жыл бұрын
Mmhhmm
@lt-yx1hx6 жыл бұрын
@@PG-nm2qi are you Preston Garvey's second cousin
@imsistershakingatmyreflect1406 жыл бұрын
I'm offended that you spelled his name with the "ie" at the end. ┌|°з°|┘
@driftafk66585 жыл бұрын
Tores ok
@jajataroy46365 жыл бұрын
“Christmas Anakin isn’t real, he won’t hurt the men, nor the women and the children too.” Christmas Anakin:
@senseipastaray94944 жыл бұрын
Holy shit star wars plot twist Han Solo is Anakin's father
@Xehanort104 жыл бұрын
"I punished them. And not just the men but the women and the children too. They were naughty and I slaughtered them. Every single one of them."
@MrBlueSkyof16073 жыл бұрын
Well, except for the children. May have scared them, but not LITERALLY to death.
@Albino_Wolf3 жыл бұрын
You mean younglings.
@ECHO-873 жыл бұрын
Christmas anakin "am I a joke to you?"
@caitlynlumsden41995 жыл бұрын
Sad santa: I’m thinking of my parents Drunk store guy: oh that’s good good good Depressed santa: there dead Drunk store guy: owwwwwwwww
@goombatroopa51105 жыл бұрын
caitlyn lumsden Their names are “billy chapman” and “mr simmons”
@bernebelmont18575 жыл бұрын
That's such an amazing delivery
@Karmen20105 жыл бұрын
I always wonder if he knew how they died
@theraptor93794 жыл бұрын
They're *
@Guys._.4 жыл бұрын
@@theraptor9379 Damn, you beat me to it.
@goongalar5 жыл бұрын
The horror community is ironically the nicest community ever
@Karmen20105 жыл бұрын
I am the nicest, most non violent person you could ever meet but I am obsessed with slasher movies and true crime books. Go figure🤷♀️
@Xehanort104 жыл бұрын
Some people believe the stereotype that horror fans are psychos who want to copy the murders in the films they watch. But we don't. We just like scary films. The reason horror films are about serial killers, ghosts, possessed toys, vampires, werewolves, zombies, crazy families, cults, rabid animals and so on is because those are all things that scare someone somewhere. And that's what horror's all about. Scaring people and them getting a thrill out of being scared. It doesn't mean the writers, producers, directors, fans or whoever want to become real life killers themselves.
@Karmen20104 жыл бұрын
@@Xehanort10 When it comes to reading true crime, I try to block out the fact that these people existed and I wouldn't want to know too much about them becoming it would hurt so bad. I feel bad saying this but I tend to think of them as not even human beings with emotions. I only read true crime because fiction writers can't even come up with some of real life crimes stories. The story is real to me but in my mind, the characters are fiction. As for movies, I pretty much just watch slashers and most of them aren't based on any true story and it takes me to another world when I'm stressed out and think all of my problems are worse than others. I'm not big into gore because it just do anything for me but the bad acting and strange story lines are comforting to me for some reason. My Aunt, who is also very kind and nonviolent, loves all of this type of stuff too and she used to joke that if she were falsely accused of a murder, a look at the books she checked out at the library would hurt her case😂
@Karmen20104 жыл бұрын
@@Xehanort10 And you're right about being scared. Being scared about something like a movie temporarily makes the little things that bother you in life seem less significant.
@Xehanort104 жыл бұрын
@@Karmen2010 With true crime people are interested in why the killers did what they did but still hate them and know they're evil bastards for doing it. It's more about how they think and what would go through someone's head to do sick things like that.
@zannchristo2 жыл бұрын
The fact that Mother Superior isn't killed is such a kick in the balls. Like, the one person that is directly responsible for this guy to become a killer and literally traumatizes kids in a daily basis isn't dead? W h a t?
@medalynusa7174 Жыл бұрын
It’s fine she gets dunked on later by his younger brother
@Papohawkiscool11No.28 ай бұрын
She did died in the sequel
@Notchella14 жыл бұрын
11:16 This scene always cracks me up. The way the dude really dully says "punish" and the girl lazily shuts the door on a crazy axe wielding psycho
@konstance134 жыл бұрын
"You're brother's a nutcase, that's what's wrong." That's gotta be one of my favorite line deliveries ever 😂
@quinnholloway54003 жыл бұрын
Smooth, but a bit rude to Billy
@onlykaramellah28686 жыл бұрын
That mic placement tho
@ellieking57716 жыл бұрын
I love it so funny
@darthelmo85696 жыл бұрын
True that is
@haaaaana_c6 жыл бұрын
7mood games IKR 😂
@f8a1xhorizonz6 жыл бұрын
T'was the night before Christmas, was just five years old. My parents were butchered in the blistering cold.
@anonymousyoutuber23455 жыл бұрын
F8A1xH0R1Z0NZ I know I’m like half a year late but YESSSSSSS!! “He seemed jolly at first, in his suit stained of red, he let out a laugh but then left us for dead”.
@tsubooplayz4 жыл бұрын
Bravo Bravo
@GavinPlante4 жыл бұрын
@@anonymousyoutuber2345 even later. “THE SCENE. So VICIOUS (showed me the meaning of Christmas.)”
@smugcat25214 жыл бұрын
The whole thing: T'was the night before Christmas was just five years old my parents were butchered in the blistering cold He seemed jolly at first in his suit stained of red he let out a laugh but then left us for dead the scene so vicious showed me the meaning of Christmas
@fuckouttahere3274 жыл бұрын
Don't ask for Santa's Forgiveness!. Legit came back to these killcounts because of this song.
@LordBloodySoul4 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes. My father showed us this wonderful movie as an example of bad parenting and what it could cause. Love you, Dad. :3
@bo27204 жыл бұрын
Lol right. This is not just a cheesy slasher. This is a nasty, mean spirited movie with child abuse, sexual abuse, trauma. The slashing parts were the least disturbing!
@kingfwogger3 жыл бұрын
Love you too son
@sewkrazy2 жыл бұрын
Parenting at a whole new level!
@channingcallahan36836 жыл бұрын
"Billy is the mayor of dingleberry town" My favorite Dead Meat quote ever. Thank you James.
@princessfiona30324 жыл бұрын
*“Thinking about My parents”* “Ohhh good good thats fine thats fine” *“They are dead”* Ohhh
@diamond93684 жыл бұрын
Why the heck are you not an ogre yet have you met your soul mate shrek?
@nottangel6 жыл бұрын
I honestly could care less what series you do a kill count on I'm here for james 😎
@DeadMeat6 жыл бұрын
That's what I like to hear
@tgslayer47746 жыл бұрын
Comment Deputy lucky
@swatson15236 жыл бұрын
I really glad I'm not alone in this 😂😂 something about his voice is so nice to keep me just as intrigued
@ShawnHarris6 жыл бұрын
Comment Deputy I feel exactly the same way!!
@Acul0956 жыл бұрын
same here xD
@peterkrug23274 жыл бұрын
This is one slasher movie where you really feel bad for the killer.
@thekiller79944 жыл бұрын
What about Valentine?
@dylanrajcula35274 жыл бұрын
@@thekiller7994 And Jason Voorhees too?
@flynncaldow79274 жыл бұрын
Sleepaway Camp.
@flynncaldow79274 жыл бұрын
Though I get what you mean.
@somerandomguy48124 жыл бұрын
Peter Krug Plus Frankenstein (1931), Carrie, Ma, Sweeney Todd, Bones and Candyman.
@sewkrazy2 жыл бұрын
How did Mother Superior look at Billy and go; "Nah, he doesn't need therapy." She's more evil than the criminal santa from the beginning
@darkartsdabbler24076 жыл бұрын
Wait, really?? "Sorry I killed your priest, can I offer you some complimentary policing?" That's how that went down?
@scarface11385 жыл бұрын
That's grounds for BLM and Antifa to riot
@chillcrusader69075 жыл бұрын
Sorry i killed your *deaf priest*
@olabode16285 жыл бұрын
How people can you ple for me but I
@djweegeenyc5 жыл бұрын
Punish!
@miac.86855 жыл бұрын
Woah, 666 likes...
@lebigsmoke72606 жыл бұрын
James: tries to censor genitalia as best he can KZbin: PUNISH!
@karsonmorris20016 жыл бұрын
True
@Xehanort106 жыл бұрын
James tries to censor Denise's boobs. KZbin: NAUGHTY.
@carmelf6016 жыл бұрын
This is gold GOLD
@GoatPopsicle6 жыл бұрын
I’d bet he would get demonetized slower, by leaving in random nipples, than a few extra frames of the movies gore.
@k1dn0th1ng96 жыл бұрын
@@GoatPopsicle haha
@xx_weirdnesskween_xx14795 жыл бұрын
Bad Christmas gifts: -dolls -games -electronics Good Christmas gifts: -A bloody box cutter
@Poopiecaca1244 жыл бұрын
Fr I keep getting money and so shit when all I want is a bloody box cutter 😩
@thebigonethetcotgwgod4 жыл бұрын
and a axe to the dome
@Xehanort104 жыл бұрын
It would have been darkly hilarious if when the police came and found the bodies and saw the little girl with the box cutter then thought she'd killed them.
@zherean420693 жыл бұрын
i may want butter fly knive 😔 👉👈
@The_Mad_Regent3 жыл бұрын
@@zherean42069 That commenter is a Spy!
@xxskylar_playzxx13804 жыл бұрын
Best line! 8:25 Billy: I'm thinking about my parents Mr. Simms: Oh, that's good! That's good that's fine that's fine! Billy:.......They're dead... Mr.Simms: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! This line made me laugh so hard
@KaySaly2 жыл бұрын
This story is honestly sad. This path could have been easily prevented for poor Billy if he got some actual help. I really feel mother superior is to blame because instead of therapy and compassion. She damaged Billy's fragile psyche even further with domestic abuse and premature exposure to his worst fear. His little brother was the only one who really cared for him and knew who was truly at fault for his fate. Karma always plays into effect for one's actions.
@POOPGOD9992 жыл бұрын
Even then the whole thing with his parents getting killed by a santa claus and his strange grandpa sure didnt help i think he was gonna grow up to be a little fucked up either way
@atlastoon27 Жыл бұрын
@@POOPGOD999 he for sure would have still grown up to be screwed up regardless. seeing your parents get murdered in front of you and your grandpa scaring you into fearing christmas and santa cant be completely solved with therapy, unfortunately. though he probably wouldnt have gone on to be murder santa had he gotten some kind of psychiatric help or therapy
@goazer2 Жыл бұрын
Well the brother kills her in the second movie so you are correct.
@SamuelBlack847 ай бұрын
Proof that religion is nothing but poison
@michaelmurray81344 жыл бұрын
I feel very bad for Billy. He could have had a great life had he not been led to believe that there was a red suit overweight guy ready to punish him anytime he did something wrong intentional or not. And Mother Superior only made it worst. The only way I think that could have helped him was to tell the child Billy that there was no such thing as Santa Claus. Sure it would have ruined the magical belief of Old Saint Nick but with his view on Santa Claus being so dark the only way to get rid of it is to get rid of the idea of such a man existing. That way Billy would know that the man that killed his parents was just an ordinary guy in a costume, nothing more, nothing less.
@inkystars193 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@danielmorales62852 жыл бұрын
Still feel like he would hate the holiday and still be a little scared of him
@joeyxyz98602 жыл бұрын
Cold crusty dusty ass nuns didnt give him the love he needed so the trauma took over as his familiar comfort and billy didnt kill those people it was neglect and trauma copycating that developed a mental ilness that finally made him crack plus pam or the gurl who almost got SA literally billy killed him and thats where it could have stopped but being a dum bitch she starts hitting him instead of thanking him or at least comfort him to get him out of that fckin mind state he like her and defended her even when he snapped and the whole movie could have been the same but the duo personalitys of billy and santa fighting when billy gets triggered because of dum bitches always tryna be a tric
@silverstrike5904 Жыл бұрын
I feel bad for ricky
@emmettgraves49254 жыл бұрын
8:25 this is literally the best moment in this whole movie. I laughed out loud.
@superrazor7617 Жыл бұрын
Ooh
@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec2576 жыл бұрын
I can't take James seriously with that friggin suit! Also, I hate those characters in slasher films that don't treat kids with horrible experiences with care. The nun in this film. The doctors in Nightmare on Elm Street 3. The family in Child's Play 2. I mean, if that nun hadn't been so stern with Billy, he may not have gone on that killing spree! He might've gotten over his parents death if they'd given him some TLC, rather than constantly berrading him.
@sarahhenry57886 жыл бұрын
Well spoken.
@virtual_viking89086 жыл бұрын
Maybe if the story emphasized on catching the killer of Billy's parents and not so much on his decent into madness, Billy's life story could end differently.
@j.b.booker79126 жыл бұрын
Yes but then no slasher movie. More like some Patch Adams bullshit.
@nickb97186 жыл бұрын
Also, the sheriff in Friday the 13th 6.
@juanDeportas6 жыл бұрын
My guy it's a fooking movie
@IAmNessie6 жыл бұрын
*HAA WOOH!* *Wait, what did you say?* *HAA WOOH!* *Oh, that’s what I thought you said*
@josepharnold80075 жыл бұрын
That guy's the real scream queen, man.
@arfansthename5 жыл бұрын
@@josepharnold8007 More like scream KING.
@jimmyywutang8325 жыл бұрын
Now let me offer this as a rebuttal
@dominikskrapid5 жыл бұрын
I love it when he does that hahaah
@Polygonyall6 жыл бұрын
Utah mental facility, the one mental facility in Utah
Paul Hazel there’s only one because the entire state is an insane asylum
@horrorh0eee6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@thatonefatkid80176 жыл бұрын
@@robland3253 being from Utah I agree with this
@IH8WhoYouAre6 жыл бұрын
Same
@Noodles4Anime5 жыл бұрын
"Because he was deaf." Damn.. that suck- wait what? How's he going to hear what the kids say to him?
@robtz7595 жыл бұрын
I don't know,probably with cue cards
@Karmen20105 жыл бұрын
Omg! I came to this video to ask the same thing! Why use a deaf person to ask children what they want for Christmas? What could his response possibly be? I love this movie but that part always stuck out as ridiculous to me😂🎅🔨
@robtz7595 жыл бұрын
@@Karmen2010 again,probably the kids were needed to write a letter of what they want for Christmas and show it to the Deaf Santa
@Karmen20105 жыл бұрын
@@robtz759 Most kids have a certain view on how Santa Claus is and they wouldn't probably think he's deaf. I guess it's better to have a deaf Santa than the alternative, a killer Santa. Jeez! You are the second person to get angry at me on the comment section from this video. I didn't realize how serious this was. I had one guy pick a fight with me over an innocent comment I made and he decided to start an irrelevant argument with me about it. Maybe I won't comment about the movie anymore. Anyway, hope you have a Merry Christmas🎅
@robtz7595 жыл бұрын
@@Karmen2010 I'm not angry,I just told my theory of how the Santa was supposed to get what they were saying but yeah,it's pretty illogical at this point in the movie.
@striderm4 жыл бұрын
12:40 This has got to one of my favorite “That’s what I thought you said” lines.
@NyxDiscordia335 жыл бұрын
This is honestly a really cool and compelling motivation for a slasher villain.
@loki14562 жыл бұрын
As well as being really tragic.
@FookMi699 ай бұрын
Its honestly so funny how the film only becomes a slasher during the second half of the film. Beforehand, it was a psychological drama about PTSD and how it can affect someone in the worst way
@TheBriBoat6 жыл бұрын
“The fuzziest asscrack I’ve ever seen” made me loose it 😂😂😂
@Diamondelle846 жыл бұрын
Manscaping wasn't a thing yet
@GoatPopsicle6 жыл бұрын
James said it with such conviction, you would think he was a connoisseur of “peach fuzz”
@armandomiramontes3766 жыл бұрын
Honestly I've seen worse
@biowench56676 жыл бұрын
Then you should tighten it up.
@callumhignett-owen83226 жыл бұрын
LMAOOO
@JSChronicle4892 жыл бұрын
0:44 “People just didn’t like the idea of a revered childhood icon becoming a murderer” Imagine if Winnie the Pooh blood & honey came out back then, they would’ve gotten insane.
@mocha83232 жыл бұрын
*It would be like an atomic bomb blew up the whole earth*
@zacg89752 жыл бұрын
Yeah That's going to play out:🖕👎 And same for the Bambi Peter Pan and the Grinch horror movies 🖕👎
@kennethgrant63236 жыл бұрын
Anybody else notice that Ms. Piggy at 13:33?? She must've had another argument with Kermit😂
@watevr4evr6 жыл бұрын
Noice
@DukeYeet6 жыл бұрын
Do you think in look like a muppet?
@MCBoult5 жыл бұрын
also at the beginning
@DynamiteChris0065 жыл бұрын
MSSS PEEGGGGYYY?
@ian37265 жыл бұрын
Big bird is also there
@ashleywilliams46656 жыл бұрын
“Wisconsin level of cheese” I’m from Wisconsin...and that is accurate 🧀😂
@redjfulfer55776 жыл бұрын
Jama Jama Wisconsin is also the land of Redlettermedia who resides in Milwaukee.
@Dillepo146 жыл бұрын
Where tf is wisconsin?
@OsirisThaMystikal6 жыл бұрын
Go pack go 🧀
@joedavidson78936 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 True
@jaycemcqueen3066 жыл бұрын
13:55 That Deaf- initely gets you on the naughty list
@malique89726 жыл бұрын
COЯЯUPTΞD Entertainment - God bless your miserable ass.
@ihaveasmallweinerbut95676 жыл бұрын
COЯЯUPTΞD Entertainment uncalled for
@actualCrust6 жыл бұрын
A comment I didn't know I needed 'til I had it
@lcarnage77246 жыл бұрын
*Deaf*
@Dogasupreme6 жыл бұрын
And that Joke gets YOU on my "to slay" list
@braxtonwalden83653 жыл бұрын
Kid: “Ha! Wew!” Billy: “And I took that personally”
@a.tlesbianloli38866 жыл бұрын
I understand that his grandpa was trying too scare him into being good but wasn't it krampus that punished people and Santa just gave people coal?
@andrewphillips46816 жыл бұрын
Yeah but finding a good costume for krampus out of the Netherlands is hard
@dubuyajay99646 жыл бұрын
Most ppl. in the US didn't know about the Krampus until about 5 years ago.
@kylereese36476 жыл бұрын
A.T Lesbian loli that's exactly what i was thinking
@newname346956 жыл бұрын
True and krampusnacht is in 5 days Yes he has his own holiday
@Xehanort106 жыл бұрын
He wasn't trying to scare him into being good. The granddad was just crazy and trying to scare Billy.
@riles84356 жыл бұрын
"...with a bang" "Er three bangs" *BANGBANGBANG*
@nurmadihahbintizulkifli17345 жыл бұрын
yeah that was so cute XD
@Linguineo4 жыл бұрын
2:38
@cleverusername65262 жыл бұрын
10:15 i love that she sees the bodies and her reaction is just screaming at the top of her lungs for like 5 seconds straight
@LocseryuOfficial2 жыл бұрын
The “Im thinking about my parents” exchange is what elevates this from must see cult classic to the best fucking christmas horror movie you can see
@lukeguertin72376 жыл бұрын
What is the difference between Laurie Strode and Thor? Laurie went for the head
@bossmendez89236 жыл бұрын
Aaaaaaaaaaaa I got that
@phantomofchaos47026 жыл бұрын
Michael I dont feel so good
@juzo14536 жыл бұрын
Luke Guertin I don't get it
@lukeguertin72376 жыл бұрын
It's alright. You have to see Halloween h2o and Avengers Infinity War to get it
@iisadbe55356 жыл бұрын
Freddie Brandt Sean you do it guy?
@harleyrider89246 жыл бұрын
That's not cranberry sauce James
@SuckitTrebek996 жыл бұрын
It's grenadine, for my ice cream treats!
@ronanmcdonagh32686 жыл бұрын
@@SuckitTrebek99 OMFG
@BigBoris6 жыл бұрын
Ummm. I think you’ve got the wrong movie
@Milani-qe7jp6 жыл бұрын
@@SuckitTrebek99 best comment.
@dre71036 жыл бұрын
Asten Gamer its a reference...
@shadowthekelpie51475 жыл бұрын
"What, is she trying to play hide the soul?" Bringing up that Dead Meat lore once again
@russelldudley77974 жыл бұрын
7:45 “You’ve become the very thing you swore to destroy!”
@maya51885 жыл бұрын
"Then billy knocks santa's Christmas lights out" Had my rolling for some reason
@jackattack24215 жыл бұрын
“Charles entertainment cheese” I see what you did there
@TheGrimoiresVoice5 жыл бұрын
I like your profile pic. RIP Blitzwing.
@HopePapernacky3 жыл бұрын
That’s actually what his full name is
@MinddKidzag6 жыл бұрын
1:41 Man, Old Man Peabody hasn't been the same since an alien ran over one of his breeding pine trees.
@Grumpy6466 жыл бұрын
Isn't that from back to the future
@jacobh57596 жыл бұрын
What lol
@Dogasupreme6 жыл бұрын
@@Grumpy646 no, It's from Alien vs Predator
@totaldramataco49613 жыл бұрын
Billy: Murders someone while screaming "NAUGHTY!" Pamela: I think it's totally reasonable to call him crazy and hit him! He'll surely spare me! :D
@sirsomebody02 жыл бұрын
I mean, from her perspective it's just her drunk co-worker who walked in on her getting sexually assaulted and lost his temper. Then again, Billy did wrap Christmas lights around that guy's neck and single-handedly held him up to choke him. I'm torn on the scene, honestly. Weirdest part for me was that she went straight to calling Billy crazy after he stopped her from being assaulted but I guess emotions were running high 😅
@alexanderhopkins78372 жыл бұрын
The kills are necessary Pamela👿😡 7:24 fuzziest ass crack 😆😂 and no way bro u like total drama me too 😄
@aronimous_10155 жыл бұрын
1:50 James: he springs on like a possesed animatronic Me: *tries to figure between five nights at freddys and chucky*
@forecastlotus38995 жыл бұрын
It's both mate
@SpiritKnight3655 жыл бұрын
FNAF
@qnuran4 жыл бұрын
@@SpiritKnight365 no.
@adrianasabode15833 жыл бұрын
cringe
@Firebender5548 ай бұрын
Chucky’s a doll, not an animatronic
@urielt15046 жыл бұрын
9:42 Wasn't he looking forward to getting hammered? Boom
@kavalcsukalbert43946 жыл бұрын
how did u write dis now 1 day.??
@Atilla-xl1kx6 жыл бұрын
Nu Am Un Nume Exactly wtf KZbin
@FleetwoodDevelopments6 жыл бұрын
Patreon probably
@kavalcsukalbert43946 жыл бұрын
@@FleetwoodDevelopments oh, ok
@oritanix52056 жыл бұрын
And to nail somebody
@kennymccormick11876 жыл бұрын
14:34 maybe he thought it was jack frost the killer mutant snowman?
@cesarochoa74646 жыл бұрын
L O L
@kingkaid64276 жыл бұрын
Top 10 anime crossovers
@sarahhenry18455 жыл бұрын
Another horror villain vs. Horror villain
@MegaManDBZX4 жыл бұрын
“People didn’t like the idea of a revered childhood icon becoming a murderer.” And now we have the Banana Splits movie.
@Xehanort102 жыл бұрын
A Winnie the Pooh horror film is being made too.
@HopePapernacky2 жыл бұрын
Horror movie: *has a killer* People in the 80s: “absolutely not”
@HopePapernacky2 жыл бұрын
@@Xehanort10 A what
@Xehanort102 жыл бұрын
@@HopePapernacky A film where Pooh and Piglet go insane after Christopher Robin abandons them and start killing with Eeyore as their first victim. Look up Winnie the Pooh Blood and Honey.
@Dukeomegaice396 жыл бұрын
Bruh "this box cutter is useless without box cutter Barbie"
@savannaandrews98865 жыл бұрын
12:40-12:45 , that is when I actually died, I can’t even with the things that James comes up with to say😂😂💀💀
@clownytherat50982 жыл бұрын
5:25 James mentioning the powerful rat made my whole day.
@jamaa123b46 жыл бұрын
Wow this reminds me of Batman when he becomes what he feared the most as a child except he didn’t become Santa lol
@GoatPopsicle6 жыл бұрын
Batman feared corrupt police???? Batman’s not a vigilante, he’s an unconstitutional and illegal agent of the Gotham gov/police. And, Gotham is only terrible for crime, because the courts have no choice but to declare mistrials, in every case Batman interferes in. •illegal search and seizure • not mirandizing suspects • contaminating crimes scenes • broken chain of evidentiary control • conspiracy to commit fraud • conspiracy to commit aggravated assault • fraud • aggravated assault. All those Batman crimes would even get the joker off Scott free in Nolan’s Batman.
@sillythygoose6 жыл бұрын
So billy grew up 20 years but Ricky only grew up 5?
@gabrielguerrero72966 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, I actually never noticed!
@protojager6 жыл бұрын
Billy was like 8, so when he was 18 Ricky would be 10, looked about right to me.
@sillythygoose6 жыл бұрын
Sophisticated Dinosaur after the first time jump when they were both kids there hardly looked to be an age difference
@juzo14536 жыл бұрын
Depending how old Billy's pretend brother actual age is in the flim
@BulaGuy6 жыл бұрын
12:40 Someone turn that into a meme please! 🤣🤣🤣 Screeching Bully GIF and sound bite.
@vaincelent6 жыл бұрын
Richard Tucker you got it
@dragonkyng6 жыл бұрын
Its definitely a running joke through these videos and I love it.
@everettsandoval58895 жыл бұрын
This Christmas, 80’s anakin spares the younglings ...
@harryadam76795 жыл бұрын
“It’s over! It’s time to get shit faced!!” Was not expecting that 🤣🤣
@larrypoppins62735 жыл бұрын
12:40, I don't know about you, but I came here for the unholy screeching bully.😁😁
@Kipland5 жыл бұрын
that shit has me dying rn
@BulaGuy4 жыл бұрын
Me and you both. 😂
@HeartOfHallownest10 ай бұрын
He looks happy during the first scream and then instantly more scared during the second lol
@SwaggyG_21026 жыл бұрын
*This movie isn't anything Silent* *And nor is it Holy...* *But* *It's definitely DEADLY*
@uchihaedgelord55894 жыл бұрын
"thinking about my parents" "yeah, that's fine, that's fine" "they're dead"
@stephiiiless4 жыл бұрын
Owwwwww 🙆♂️
@ozvok22796 жыл бұрын
The sequel may not be a Christmas movie but it still celebrates a certain day
@calebl.43516 жыл бұрын
GARBAGE DAY
@loki14562 жыл бұрын
GARBAGE DAY!
@techwizardmike6 жыл бұрын
Enjoyed this very much 🎅🏻 -nDon't really have anything clever to say 🧐; Just wanted to thank you for bringing me a lot of good cheer during a difficult time.
@ChesterAnderson10182 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed too
@creamy_melon5 жыл бұрын
14:02 ,,, i know it wasn’t a pun but when father o’brien was killed (bc he was deaf and couldn’t hear) james says “that DEFinitely gets you on the naughty list” 😭😭
@damianprock16505 жыл бұрын
It's more like O'Brien didn't get the news about the killer Santa
@purpledogg20735 жыл бұрын
i was trying to see if anyone else got that😭
@damianprock16505 жыл бұрын
@@purpledogg2073 I get it already, I don't need an interpreter for that part
@purpledogg20735 жыл бұрын
@@damianprock1650 i was talkin to the other person😐
@damianprock16505 жыл бұрын
@@purpledogg2073 I know, he probably just didn't read or watch the news about the killer Santa
@silverflight013 жыл бұрын
I discovered Dead Meat thanks to his Jigsaw video, and now I've been binging this channel. Nice to see various horror films. The good, the bad, the obscure, the silly, the abstract, etc.
@MrMaximus996 жыл бұрын
“Wisconsin levels of Cheese.” Classic.
@APetriDish6 жыл бұрын
A powerful rat named Charles Entertainment Cheese
@anncourson53555 жыл бұрын
AHHHHHHH RAT
@aaronwilder27754 жыл бұрын
6:55 - That sounds like something that would kick off a cheesy 80's sitcom, and I love it :)
@jackmiles19183 жыл бұрын
His Grandpa pretended to be mentally disabled so well and for so long to the point of him needing 24/7 monitoring just so he could make his little tiny grandson shit his pants one day... Thats fucking gangster. Big respect for that dedication to comedy 💯❤️
@Nightmare771105 жыл бұрын
My favorite thing about James’s Santa outfit is that the mic is in his beard
@fbi51506 жыл бұрын
Ladies and gentlemen we got him
@ryanmcnally74296 жыл бұрын
FBI OPEN UP
@ArukiTsukaru6 жыл бұрын
@@ryanmcnally7429 Not with that attitude
@mochacookiecrumblefrapuchi94236 жыл бұрын
You were the clock that was tikkin in ma home-
@UnderscoreBill6 жыл бұрын
Mac's death had to be the funniest death scene I've witnessed in a LONG time. Dude's descending the slopes, then all of a sudden: PUNISH! Headless body chilling in a sled, continuing its trip down the hill. Amazing.
@metrobytmobile59433 жыл бұрын
Im impressed with how consistently good james and his content is
@damianjohnson67936 жыл бұрын
I'm just hoping for an joke on "Garbage Day" Edit: I mean tommorow
@jasonowens15516 жыл бұрын
Its garbage day! (Shoots gun)😊
@kashbhajii6 жыл бұрын
Jason Owens You shot a gun? NAUGHT- i already made that joke in another comment.
@JeremyBell976 жыл бұрын
THIS is what that’s from?? Woah
@DirectorWestfield6 жыл бұрын
I eagerly await GARBAGE DAY!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@joshwise71266 жыл бұрын
Those who disliked this video are naughty and must be punished
@mattdisney11325 жыл бұрын
I did
@mattdisney11325 жыл бұрын
don't know what name to pick thanks for understanding but this is not for me.
@lavish263team54 жыл бұрын
@@mattdisney1132 NAUGHTY
@ultimapower69503 жыл бұрын
Happy deadaka
@Mel-wu8cz3 жыл бұрын
@@mattdisney1132 😱 how could you
@akiraslayer79346 жыл бұрын
Another classic 80's slasher! I hated the 40min recap of this first one at the start of the second one haha. Another great KC James! Thank you as always.
@choloyolo85224 жыл бұрын
7:22 “And another soft core porn-ish scene which no joke features the fuzziest ass crack I’ve ever seen.” Why was that so random to me? 😂😂😂
@BensonWood20036 жыл бұрын
you’re the only youtuber i wouldn’t skip a mid video ad for. Thanks for the content, James
@Gabemario5 жыл бұрын
He's making a kill count, he's check it twice, he's gonna find out who's dead or alive Jaaaaaaaames is comin' to town
@iritazemite12014 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed reading this thank you
@anthonypaddle65886 жыл бұрын
My heart was racing when I thought his next victim was a infant ;-;. I hate when they kill babies in horror movies.
@darthblacc44215 жыл бұрын
That serial Santa probably thought about killing baby Ricky but quickly ran when when a car came
@anthonypaddle65885 жыл бұрын
They don't ruin horror movies. It's hard to watch a Baby. getting murdered because there defenseless.
@ihatesnakeuwhycuzsnakeuyougot5 жыл бұрын
If you can’t handle horror movies killing babies then you defiantly won’t be able to handle game of thrones.
@swirlcenter37835 жыл бұрын
Syntax_3rror like there entire life can't happen cause there dead 😢
@subscribe2pewdiepie7295 жыл бұрын
@@darthblacc4421 I hate it when when when they kill kids in movies in general
@Jopo12265 жыл бұрын
Actually yes small businesses were thriving before big box retailers. Also toy stores used to be a gold mine before electronics, video games, and cell phones. Not only Christmas, but report card, birthday gifts, or just out of love.
@steventuttle43536 жыл бұрын
James you should do a kill count on the horror movie "My Little Eye" from 2002
@elido61996 жыл бұрын
He doesnt take requests
@mochacookiecrumblefrapuchi94236 жыл бұрын
Oh
@magix_angie39466 жыл бұрын
Submit requests at deadmeatmovies@gmail.com
@impartialgamer4446 жыл бұрын
He should also do Teeth
@leekeebum24636 жыл бұрын
@@impartialgamer444 nobody died in that movie tf
@ericsong51556 жыл бұрын
Hey James, this probably won't reach u but since the holidays are rolling around I just wanna say that you have been a great source of entertainment to me throughout the year, I remember many months ago when I first discovered you and binge watched your videos until I realized I had watched all 20 of them, then I waited and waited every week for new series to come out. Thanks for all those Friday afternoons checking out a computer at the library, getting ready to watch your videos!
@witch011256 жыл бұрын
Slashers and Christmas together? With narration by James with a Kill Count? Best. Christmas gift. Ever.
@endanarchy4 жыл бұрын
Are we not going to talk about the beginning with the mother carrying a baby in the front seat with no seat belt? Man. The 70s were a crazy time.
@kek-senpai2436 жыл бұрын
The start of silent night, deadly night is the end of no nut november
@banjobill84206 жыл бұрын
Actually, yes. It's November 30th
@YarnZz6 жыл бұрын
Do you like pokemon
@dms-pzo81706 жыл бұрын
About time... 😂😏
@Some_viewer6 жыл бұрын
FINALLY WE DONE IT GAMER BOYS
@joebailey78086 жыл бұрын
I love Pokémon
@jayrrramosrangel47776 жыл бұрын
damn james you looking cute in that santa costume
@tdpuuhailee82226 жыл бұрын
2:08 that job is for Krampus not for Santa
@whitelantern35994 жыл бұрын
I never understood why pamela would call him names and hit him after he just saved her ass. She went from victim to aggressor real quick
@nevermore72852 жыл бұрын
I mean, a lot of people wouldn’t exactly be rational after watching someone hang someone else with Christmas lights.
@ld59506 жыл бұрын
Can you please wear the Santa suit for the entire month?
@cannonhinez54436 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah he should
@xEcuador16 жыл бұрын
James always looks happy in every video. I love it!
@pixeslama72786 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha I just love it when he said bang bang bang!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@jayteespence35924 жыл бұрын
I greatly admire everything you do when it comes to warning about content
@MutinySignals6 жыл бұрын
I remember in 6th grade we were about to watch this Gandhi movie on VHS then the trailer for this movie played. My teacher was like "they banned this movie for being so awful!" From then on I was dead set on finding and watching it lol
@martinvargas11036 жыл бұрын
Can't wait till it's *_GARBAGE DAY_*
@robertlann72586 жыл бұрын
Best one liner
@evanallaire28296 жыл бұрын
You Garbege Dumny
@doopythespoopy69956 жыл бұрын
*NO!*
@Left4Sharkbait6 жыл бұрын
I hate garbage day
@jumbo_jimbodad95436 жыл бұрын
*ITS GARBAGE DAY*
@recklessturtle74626 жыл бұрын
We out here! (33 seconds) Merry Christmas!
@illtemmperedcoins3 жыл бұрын
"This montage is just Wisconsin levels of cheese" That killed me.