Black Widow - Right Movie, Wrong Time

[@TheCriticalDrinker]

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[@mountain_manmoto5566]

She is a badass. Certainly a well developed character.

[@eriklehnsherr5784]

I would TOTALLY go see Widow & Wonder Women bikini wrestle in pool of massage oil! 😍

[@BG-gr6vc]

Spot on with the Logan reference.

[@TheVagabondGadite]

The Critical Drinker But Drinker, you Based Critic! I enjoyed your Resident Evil retrospective. Now that you mentioned The Boss, ya can't take it back! Now we need a Metal Gear retrospective!

[@NightwatchX2]

Captain Marvel is a villain. So its not really the first solo superhero movie of Marvel in the MCU. She will drift to the dark side like the movie already setted in some way. In real life she already is. Her character has no real motivation and she is crueless. She becomes a bad enemy. As second stronges character in the MCU.

[@theunknown1515]

Man I hope Black Widow doesn't die in this movie... *fingers crossed*

[@fahimalvi9521]

Sarcasm level over 9000!!!

[@bdkj3e]

Damn good point

[@toufiq309]

Yah the fact that we pretty much know who dies and lives before endgame removes all tension from this movie... action scenes might be cool to look at but with no tension whatsoever.

[@C-rations2394]

LOL! You beat me to it by 55 minutes. Damn!

[@belygorod8368]

@@fahimalvi9521 No it's impossible but... IT'S OVER 9000!!!

[@tonyarevalo8175]

This movie should've come out instead of Captain Marvel.

[@TheBlockbuster1982]

I was gonna comment that so there's my like 👍

[@fixman88]

@@Smp_lifting That's Hanlon's Razor: "Never attribute to malice that which can adequately be explained by stupidity."

[@LinkMarioSamus]

Being serious, you know former head of Marvel Entertainment Ike Perlmutter literally believed (and still does) that a superhero movie without a white male lead won't sell? That's why it took so long to get much diversity into the franchise in the first place. As for why Captain Marvel came out first, it's probably because Larson was coming off of an Oscar win while ScarJo was coming off of a massive box-office flop and has generally become a very controversial figure due to some horribly misguided comments.

[@sandraday6955]

@RobMacRay gha who cares what the real fans of the Marvel movies think... I am only acting for the .0001% who might decide to see the movie because vagina!

[@jcb3393]

@RobMacRay Don't forget her rank: CAPTAIN PFMSMWL, the SuperHERo...

[@elpoyo8062]

Funny how whenever they aren't obsessing over the character's gender they can write good female characters...

[@respectablepanzer6171]

El Poyo I was gonna like this comment but you got 69 likes

[@elpoyo8062]

Kaydin Haasbroek it's past 69 now sadly, you can legally like the comment.

[@deaclavilis6760]

I think it is mainly about character's background Black Widow is a cold war product, not belongs to today or even the US despite the fact that she is an American comic book character. While she usually reflected American prejudices and fears about communism, the Soviet Union, KGB, Russia etc the character as a relentless and problematic former Soviet spy has nothing to do with gender issues, current political correctness nor SJW's. Writers cannot force a character who is simply completely out of context. You could not have those issues in the Soviet Union as all these stuff was pretty much out of context and out paced by a totalitarian Leninist ideology which sees no distinction between "men or women" comrades unless they are straight, not capitalistic or corrupted! Yes homophobic against non straights but partriarchal society or any feminist monologues? Gender based discrimination? Hell no. This type of discrimination was against communism, it was against Soviet Russian culture where women have huge roles and where Widow originated from, so it looks very weird if she shows feminism because she never ever has seen this kind of a political junk before. You cannot made a feminist out of a seductive former KGB spy with death seriousness and conscience / loneliness issues. The core character itself is more interesting than this political gender focused bullshit.

[@respectablepanzer6171]

El Poyo damn man sorry

[@elpoyo8062]

Cheater Romanoff the reason people want a Black Widow film is because she's a character with interesting traits and flaws and a badass origin story. Captain Marvel is just Space Jesus.

[@muboizin]

Imagine how much more meaningful Black Widow's sacrifice would've been if they made her movie instead of Capitain Marvel and explored her friendship with Hawkeye and her backstory.

[@druceshouldbepayedless]

I kind of have a theory that she was meant to have a movie before endgame but they had to move it to after endgame

[@jamilabrownie]

A zillion times YES

[@TOA57Y]

@@druceshouldbepayedless I have a theory it's being shown after Endgame cause we may find out in BW it wasn't Nat who died in Endgame.

[@druceshouldbepayedless]

@@TOA57Y ngl if she is still alive thats kinda annoying, because when a film company kills off a character it's pretty cheap to just say "well it was her sister the whole time"

[@TOA57Y]

@@druceshouldbepayedless Not unless the story and setup in BW is awesome.

[@undead9999]

"Scarlett, if you're watching this, DM me, and we'll talk" Can't blame a bloke for trying ahahahah

[@AndyCigars]

The Drinker and Scarlett would make a great couple...lets hope it happens for our man here. Cheers!

[@undead9999]

@@AndyCigars myself and ScarJo would make an even better one! (said every bloke ever on the planet, by the way xD)

[@oneonly2762]

@@undead9999 Am a bloke, can confirm.

[@chasm671]

Actually, trying is a form of rape and patriarchal toxic masculinistinivity. £MeToo

[@helofish2148]

@@undead9999 I can confirm too :p

[@shananika]

“... Jesus, if I fall asleep in the wrong position I end up crippled for days afterwards.” Ain’t that the damn truth.

[@HeilRay]

The worst feel.

[@jcb3393]

love the pic at the end. Exactly how I feel when I don't sleep exactly right.

[@hydrolito]

Evel Knievel jumped motorcycles over cars and other times buses and crashed several times and lived into his sixties.

[@gc3k]

I hate that trend in action movies. Bourne was the last Hollywood series where it looked like pain actually hurts people. But the action was ruined by that shakycam nonsense

[@khfan4life365]

I have a lumpy pillow and this speaks so much truth.

[@cameronroy2129]

They should have made this when people didn't know she was gonna die

[@markusandrew3680]

They should have made this first instead of Captain marvel, they should have saved her movie for later. That actually would have been a perfect time to release this movie, as it was right in the middle of the hype train, and would have been a great time to make a movie about a underrated character like her. She would finally get the recognition she deserves. THEN focus on Captain marvel.

[@cameronroy2129]

@@markusandrew3680 I absolutely agree especially because If they made this first they would have been able to show Captain Marvel what a good movie would look like and how you write a character to be likeable. I think taskmaster is going to be a good villain even if he looks like any of the other faceless soldiers she fought. I believe they can finally write a movie with a realistic female character because it seems like people don't understand what a well written and realistic one looks like anymore. Captain Marvel just blatantly ripped off Wonder Woman and this is coming from someone who thinks WW is overrated but using Stan Lee's twitter after he died to promote it just made me done with it along with Brie Larson (Cheese Theft) coming off very obnoxious and unlikable, that scene in endgame with Thor was awful while its obviously forced and she has a huge grin on her face the entire time. Honestly they just needed to make this first and make Captain Marvel good in the first place. The fact that a human gets superpowers and then starts to act better than everyone instead of like a normal person is sad because even Vision was more human ... even how shes framed as constantly looking down on people in the movies and its tough to enjoy when the actress comes off as unlikable as the character is. Her story is exactly what would fit in an after story its like Rouge One which also had some problems so almost exactly that. It didn't matter then but can work after things were over already and Black Widow fits after Avengers best I would say or after Civil War.

[@toufiq309]

I dont think any writting could make captain marvel likable cause the actress already shot herself on the foot

[@cameronroy2129]

@@toufiq309 could have made it better but I think the character is flawed from the start even if they still did a terrible job making it into a movie. But honestly when your main actress defends a Wrinkle in Time as a good film besides all those *WHITE* people ... there wasn't really any hope for the film for me. I think having a hero not act realistic is a problem or else you get superman acting above everyone even though he was a farm boy ... but now with marvel

[@markusandrew3680]

DarksUper3DgeLord Toufiq I think Captain Marvel was rushed because they needed the movie to come out before Endgame, and it doesn’t help that her movie was filmed after Endgame.

[@icicle_ai9748]

"Last time I trusted someone, I lost an eye" > Loses eye to a cat. An allied cat. In a friendly airship. With no enemies around.

[@tgkafg]

Worst. Moment. Eva.

[@margarethmichelina5146]

The cat is alien tho.

[@tgkafg]

@@margarethmichelina5146 That don' make it any less- 1. Insultin' to Nick Fury's charachta 2. Annoyin' an' offensive to tha audience 3. Convolut'd an' stupid in terms of story-tellin', an' continuity.

[@ausername4487]

TGK AFG Why are you typing in a british accent you sound like a crackhead

[@tgkafg]

@@ausername4487 u not bein' creative ain' got shit to do wit me, so handle yo shit by yo'self. Idk 'bout that crack theory tho. Maybe u shud take some an' find out 🤷🏿

[@madhavvishwanath1518]

Not releasing this movie before Endgame is probably the MCU's biggest mistake

[@MrDeath1458]

@WinterHell Larson is an accomplished actress. She won an Oscar for best actress. You don't have to agree with her politics but she is a very good actress. The issue is Captain Marvel has the Superman delima. Marvel is an OP character with no real weaknesses or reason to fear anything. In the comics Marvel is basically able to go toe to toe with Thanos, one of few. How do you write anything of note for a character like that? Nobody is ever going to think she is in danger because we know she is more powerful then anything she faces. They could have put someone who didn't have devicive politics and the movie would have the same exact issue.

[@sonicdash9652]

@@MrDeath1458 Simp

[@bummblebee77]

@@MrDeath1458 yep. Captain Marvel is able to go toe to toe with Thanos. good thing she was in End Games to defeat......oh wait, she didn't defeat Thanos. The mortal human Tony Stark killed him. What was Captain Marvel's roll again?

[@Stratmanable]

Maybe next time they’ll clear it with you.

[@housecarl1114]

Endgame was aptly titled, after I saw that I lost all interest in the MCU.

[@MrOptimusman]

"You got Fat" is a joke in 2019, but only if it´s to a man. Otherwise saying the same thing to a woman will be considered offensive and fat-shaming...

[@tunnar79]

Let's be real now, "You got fat" has been a risky thing to say to a woman for a long,long while.

[@hassathunter2464]

"Equality"

[@BobbyB1928]

They ripped that joke from game of thrones

[@HappyCynic]

Pretty sure The Incredibles did it first.

[@RogerNbr]

TBH ppl were crying about that line on twitter

[@Laxhoop]

We wanted this back in like 2013. Me and my friends wanted a black widow solo film after Iron Man 2, we thought it was a sure thing that her solo film would be one of the next few. It’s kinda late to give it to us, now.

[@InfernosReaper]

If it had happened before Infinity War, it would have been golden, since it covers the post-civil war stuff and we wouldn't know if she was going to live or die. If it had been done before Endgame, it would've been alright timing, because it'd give us a good glimpse into the character and really add some serious weight to her death in End Game. Pushing back Captain Marvel to *after* Endgame would also helped let some of the bad PR die down some more and give the audience a better introduction to the character than Captain Marvel did. In that, she showed up being strong, because she was a character with an established backstory and only hung around the minimum. That could've actually gotten people more interested in the Marvel character, similar to how introducing Black Panther in Civil War built up hype for an otherwise fairly mediocre movie.

[@dudepool7530]

You weren't alone in that belief.

[@DocDewrill]

"right movie, wrong time" is the most fitting title for the movie. i was just wondering when the movie finaly will come out. and here i am, watching a 7months old review.

[@andreyu5640]

Dude,same now. How did I miss this?

[@raminybhatti5740]

@@andreyu5640 It's out? 😶

[@Insane_Kane]

@Daniel Cordero helps that alot of the films he reviewed the trailers off in 2019 are still not out due to uvouo :D

[@SirDot]

And Here I am, Reading a 7 month old comment.

[@jarredlucas4000]

@@SirDot relatable

[@kicknowledgesmith8608]

This movie should have happened after winter soldier or civil war. I am still excited for it! Has a mission impossible type feel to it! This should have been MCU first female led movie, not captain marvel!

[@theusernameicoodfind]

Kicknowledge Smith yeah that was a weird decision anyway considering scarlet Johansson is a much more established and all around bigger actress than Brie Larson. I feel like just from a commercial perspective she makes more sense for that role.

[@ryanbarker5217]

it's what the entire fandom wanted... back in late phase 2/early phase 3. but, this one has iron man in it! funny how these movies make fun of men at every turn now, yet still rely on them to sell tickets.

[@Gruntvc]

I'd rather watch the Mission Impossible films. Not a MCU knock off. This doesn't look bad.

[@kuivia]

@J M what are you trying to say? that person made all around good points why are you acting douchy about it

[@ss2gora0]

Are you still excited for it? It's been over 7 years since winter soldier came out and that would've been the best time for this movie. Now it's just more and more irrellevant.

[@crossofintimidation]

"You're right, he got fat, but you got old." Brutal

[@Israel-nb7ip]

He ain't lying either.

[@ElveeKaye]

Am I the only one NOT bothered by him being fat and having an awesome beard? Seems like an idea that could make for an interesting movie, if he's not played for cheap fat-guy laughs. Or maybe I'm just desperate for characters that are interesting and different, instead of the same old cookie cutter creatures we've been getting.

[@nichevo1]

@@ElveeKaye be interesting if he kicked their asses anyway...as he probably would

[@faizfuad8361]

ElveeKaye i see the fat comment as a friendly jab between practically family members. It’s only because Marvel is a popular scapegoat these days that they like to jab on small things.

[@HenningDiesel]

Brutal? No, true.

[@DoktahDoktah]

SJWs: You just don't want a strong female super hero movie! Marvel Fans: But i've wanted a Black Widow movie for years.

[@normadgarmez7026]

SJWs: Unacceptable choose another female heroine that could go toe to toe with Thanos. * Now they'll have to choose CM* Marvel Fans: Wanda Maximoff/Scarlett Witch SJWs: Rreeeeee

[@myoneblackfriend3151]

Excellent point.

[@a.t.o.mworkshop6409]

I wanted the black widow ans hawkeye special since they were talking about their missions together...

[@jaernihiltheus7817]

@@normadgarmez7026 Lol The funny thing is, Scarlet Witch would rip Carol Danvers to pieces without breaking a sweat if she went all out. And that's even WITH the MCU's nerfing of her powers (which is one sided, as they didn't nerf Carol really, but at least so far Wanda has been heavily nerfed).

[@efxnews4776]

Captain Marvel was Marvel trying to beat Wonder Woman... Was pointless, since Wonder Woman is the female icon of super heros, but they want to force us to accept that inapt character, for the sake of competition. That was the mistake of Marvel, they think it's a measure of character power, when in fact for fans, is popularity. Black Widow have no chance to beat WW, but it will go toe on toe with her, in terms of popularity, Captain Marvel, on the other hand probably has power enough to defeat WW, but doesn't have the same popularit, in fact, she is a nobody.

[@oregonvibez]

A Black widow movie before endgame would've definitely honored her character and actually make sense in the timeline 💯🔥

[@scottydu81]

All you have to do is just slip this movie in between the others when you do a marathon 🤷‍♂️

[@jankyyard5610]

And slap some Ronin days of Hawkeye as some sort of hints if they want to tell her story during blip.

[@DOYLECLEVERLOBE1]

Scarlett "I am my own butt double" Johansson.

[@ShadowSonic2]

Larson didn't have a double either, you body shamer.

[@DOYLECLEVERLOBE1]

Who?

[@b1akn3ss93]

Larsen barely even have a single...

[@ShadowSonic2]

@@b1akn3ss93 Look at pics of her at premieres, her ass is fine.

[@bghoody5665]

@@ShadowSonic2 If by "fine" you mean thin, then yes, you are correct - I would say it's very fine. cdn.totallythebomb.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/6603074-brie-larsen-marvel-1-700x525.jpg

[@gingeroverseer9302]

At least 5 years too late. Instead we got "plank"

[@AC-gb7do]

It’s Captain Flatass Can’tAct, her nickname is Plank.

[@pointcuration1278]

If Scarlett Johansson the "face" of the MCU for the next ten years instead of Brie Larson, and people would have been fine with that. They could have killed off Captain Marvel in Endgame and people would have been fine with that.

[@99oildrops]

If only she died and Black Widow lived.

[@MagpieDynamics]

You know, if Captain Marvel got some kind of heroic sacrifice in Endgame, we might have had an actual reason to give a shit about her.

[@DeCavalcante]

Best comment

[@moremeditations3622]

Your offer to Scarlett made me picture a world where Scarlett Johansson sits on KZbin all day watching Drinker vids and I love it.

[@crimsonpotemkin]

@Soapy-kun the kind of people who become actors are the kind that really want fame and attention and we know that many of them google their own names for a boost of self-confidence or whatnot. So it wouldn't be weird for them to look up videos about them on the most popular and dominant platform in the world.

[@harbl99]

There was an Irvine Walsh ( _Trainspotting_ guy) short story about Hollywood A-listers avidly reading lifestyle magazines and watching fly-on-the-wall documentaries about the lives of working-class Glaswegians.

[@darrengordon-hill]

BETA

[@mrhed0nist]

@@crimsonpotemkin I've googled my name loads of times. If I was famous I think that would be all I ever did!

[@Daniel_C_Griffin]

I'm happy just imagining Scarlett Johansson....

[@bijibadness]

i really like how they made her a Strong Female Badass Character, but then _also_ made her flirty and relatably female . . . like that scene where she's hanging out playing bartender in that second _Avengers_ movie. she had regular desires and wants _beyond_ being perfect and above reproach. whatever, i like her.

[@dutchmansmine9053]

They actually made a strong woman character. She's a proficient fighter and a force to be reckoned with, the other Avengers treat her as an equal, but she is still a woman and they don't take that away from her. Unlike captain marvel, who's all strong and no woman.

[@illegalaryan8400]

Giving a character a prequel after killing them worked so well for Han Solo. At this point these really are zombie franchises.

[@lindels]

Illegal Aryan same with x men dark Phoenix. In Logan it showed the fate of all mutants.

[@hydrolito]

Thor's hammer was destroyed in Thor Ragnarok but they brought that back so they will find some way to bring her back I guess, they haven't stated if sequel or prequel but made Red Guardian look older so would assume is a sequel, Red Guardian was younger when introduced in the comics.

[@chriswilson7288]

Well one not a fair comparison as the few complaints was " we dont want a han solo prequel as he dont need on and or disney is gonna ruin his persona as he was a smuggler,thief, essentially a bad guy cleaning him up in the prequel ruins the latter films as them he has a heart of gold rather than being a bad guy that changed cuz of the latter episodes circumstances. " Or the alternative reason y nobody saw it was to boycott SW:last jedi which was a horrible movie that destroyed the characters of both the new and old. Black widow should have been got a movie as for years we wanted it but also most of us mite be biased cuz the director is going with the clean cookie cutter deal of it as the director said she was going for a clean movie where Natasha doesnt kill or even uses guns which isnt black widow. Its the opposite of her as she is an exassassin meaning she had to kill . We don't really like this as its not the prequel we wanted. We wanted her as a spy that ends up crossing russia and joining shield and killing Russian bad guys . Maybe run into winter soldier and meet up with hawkeye in Budapest and then become a good guy. And it having an atmosphere similar to winter solider as we love that movie cuz how serious and gritty it was. This movie mite be a generic as the infinity and endgame meaning it'll be clean and have no tension.

[@chriswilson7288]

@@lindels also Logan was a alternative time line from dark phoenix. Reason y phoenix bombed was because it didn't make sense. ( Jean is supposed to already have the phoenix in her not absorb it in outer space.) Plot was ass. And again i like Jennifer Lawrence but her as Mystique is stupid as Mystique is not a motivational character she is down right a spy/ opportunist that aint supposed to inspire mutants. And finally the movie until the train or rail yard was completely boring and kinda repeat the last dark phoenix movie.

[@Mysikrysa]

@@chriswilson7288 Unpopular opinion: Solo movie actually made Han´s turn to the good in OT more believable. It shows he was a good person, he still is partly good person but he was turned into a cynical survivor. He gave up on trying to be good because the circumstances were bad. When he finally had a chance to do something heroic after years and help people who needed him, he did it and became the person he used to be when he was younger, just with more life experiences.

[@VoodooStyx]

I didn't see the Captain Marvel movie, so I found it super weird when she just showed up in Endgame and started trying to boss around the other Avengers. All the others joined the team gradually and them joining the team was shown in the previous Avengers movies. It wasn't just like origin story, oh now you're a big bad Avenger! It was origin story, then they meet the other Avengers in the next Avenger movie. Captain Marvel was sort of just thrown into the team and then they had to give her intergalactic excuses to disappear for most of the movie because having her there was weird

[@Former_Halo_Fan]

The problem with Captain Marvel is that the writers, director, and actress all took her character for granted. They went in with this mindset of: "we have nothing to prove" and assumed that any criticism was a product of misogyny or trolling. And, being fair, a huge chunk of it was - but not all. The thing is, they DID have something to prove. Not because Captain Marvel was a woman. But because she was a new hero, and this was her first movie. They had to prove that Captain Marvel would be a good addition to the MCU, just like every other character who came before her. They had to establish her as the formidable powerhouse that she was meant to be - someone that Nick Fury himself is afraid to call upon even in the face of world-ending threats. They had to establish her relationship with the setting and characters in a way that didn't detract from her own story or the stories of the already-established cast. And they had to make her entrance to the story feel organic. The thing is, it wasn't even unfair to place these expectations on her. Robert Downey Jr. in Iron Man was the one who kicked the MCU off the ground. The actors who played Captain America, Thor, and the Hulk had to prove that Iron Man's initial success wasn't a fluke. Then in the first Avengers movie they had to prove that they had chemistry and could work well on screen together without a single Avenger hogging the spotlight or being neglected. Everyone involved in this process worked hard for it, and for the most part did a good job barring some exceptions. You can criticize individual actors and directors, sure, but for the most part they did good work. But the people involved in creating the Captain Marvel movie failed to meet these expectations. Because they didn't try. They thought that Captain Marvel being the first female hero to have a solo movie would be enough for people to praise it anyway, and drown out all the dissent. And they introduced her at the last possible minute, and expected us to accept that she was just here the entire time, doing supposedly more important work in the background that we never see or hear about. Avengers Endgame simply wasn't her fight. She never encountered Thanos or his minions before that movie. She didn't lose anyone to the Snap. She has no personal stake in the conflict. No secondary objective that she needs to fulfill.

[@ameybirulkar7503]

@@Former_Halo_Fan well said.

[@cassie4923]

@@PistolSovereign I never thought about it that way, but that's exactly how she feels!! A self-insert Mary Sue

[@favoritemustard3542]

@@cassie4923 She wanted to be a Peggy-Sue, though... C'mon, man! '°'

[@thefacelessquestion3333]

"DM me Scarlett Johansson ,we'll talk" and "bikini wrestling wonder woman in a vat of massage oil"..... My two favorite lines in this video.

[@Wolfen443]

That could be so bloody sexy, I agree.

[@keithcolley3837]

That's the marvel v DC movie I'd pay to see!

[@hydrolito]

Well Wonder Woman had difficulty wrestling a Baroness on the TV show with Lynda Carter. So would be possible they could do a wrestling match with her.

[@thefacelessquestion3333]

@@hydrolito funny

[@lynnross2204]

Eww stupid creep.

[@marinescu0511]

I love that her fighting style recognizes that she cant push back against someone bigger than her, so she instead uses a style that uses their weight against them. And what's this? A properly deep character?

[@christopherrouth9383]

exactly like a 125 dude wouldnt even be able to just fling people across the room. i mean some of the female characters they write these days are a big yikes.

[@ThePowerOfOneThePowerOfTwo]

Right I noticed that too. Her choreography uses finesse and momentum instead of acting like a woman of her stature could dispatch men with brute force.

[@nonon8952]

@@christopherrouth9383 Yes, Just like that oplice woman in Birds of Prey

[@IggyBitz]

Couldn't agree more Why wasnt this in Captain Marvels spot???

[@thebrownbaldy]

Thank you

[@gusty9053]

Because "woke" and their need to make Cpt Marvel look successful in order to somehow justify the Phase Woke of the MCU that we are about to get.

[@DaelinZeppiTheComputerGamer]

Because W O K E

[@darriuscole8544]

Because Black Widow doesn't the the Civil War bump and Captain Marvel did. Also, I suspect that Black Widow will be introduced something or someone important to the conflict with the next Marvel Big Bad.

[@ulcam64]

Yeah really

[@DalekOfChaos666]

Should've gotten a Black Widow movie before Infinity War was released. The logical move would've been after Civil War.

[@Davidsworldtravels]

Definitely. No question they should have done this instead of antman 2 which was completely forgettable and boring.

[@pretendtheresaname9213]

@Black Ninja The first one is fine, but the second is one of the worst movies Marvel had ever put out.

[@ryanschoenhard7116]

And a Scarlet Witch movie after Infinity War instead of Capt. Marvel. That would have been nice to follow her arc and would have been more relevant emotionally.

[@pretendtheresaname9213]

@Black Ninja “one of the worst”, not "the worst"

[@cbspock1701]

I just re-watched Winter Soldier, that filmed opened the door for a Black Widow movie on a silver platter. They should have done it as a follow up to that film. They wanted too long

[@wcw2793]

cb_spock nobody wanted to make it. Which is funny given the whole “gender equality” push in Hollywood. Preaches about equality but yet takes its sweet ass time making a movie fans wanted for years.

[@MartinFWhite]

@@wcw2793 Disney was all about guarding their "Princess" line, which Widow never fit into. They treated her as a secondary thought from the time she showed up. A real shame.

[@xdjrunner]

@@MartinFWhite but...she's marvel so even though that might be how Disney thinks, I like to imagine they are separate from Disney's prying, intervening, cold dead mouse hands.

[@M4dM4n96]

@@xdjrunner They're not.. I would come to terms with that pretty quickly if I were you.

[@gsenski]

Sjw femtard that write, direct, and produce this garbage are too busy stoking their Feelings and promoting degeneracy to let anything rational slip by. The dialog in these train wrecks confirms.

[@brownsamurai3070]

Since this video was over a year ago and this movie still hasn't been released. Is it the right time now? LOL

[@marlomagallanes6144]

Makes you wonder if they will ever release it.

[@incogniftoar3943]

I know right, how can they pushed WandaVision first? If I were the actors I would be very salty for marvel/disney uncertainty

[@ameybirulkar7503]

@@incogniftoar3943 Because they want to release her movie in theatre. In my country, theaters are already open tho.

[@incogniftoar3943]

@@ameybirulkar7503 but now the movie is already overshadowed by other projects. The hype train is gone. They just made Black Widow more and more irrelevant.

[@ameybirulkar7503]

@@incogniftoar3943 Yes the hype is gone now.

[@mattpurvis927]

But is there ever really a "wrong time" for Scarlett Johansson in a skintight leather outfit? I think not.

[@YourOldUncleNoongah]

agreed.

[@sidiksurat1878]

Shes ugly tho

[@YourOldUncleNoongah]

@@sidiksurat1878 And i bet YOU are just a picture of perfection huh?

[@Dysturbed-00]

I would have watched 56 Underworlds....

[@YourOldUncleNoongah]

@@Dysturbed-00 Kate Beckinsale? my god man, you have good taste!

[@mikemorgan6685]

Prime example of peeling away too many layers: Nick Fury losing his eye in Captain Marvel

[@owynnbrown5866]

Mike Morgan I hate what they did to him and it made captain marvel worse

[@dirus3142]

Here is an idea on how Nick should have lost his eye. The Black Widow movie we should have seen were she leaves Russia to join shield. Nick gets blinded by a traitor in shield. It would have to be a "prequel" like origin story for Widow to work, but I'll take it. Oh also must have Haweye.

[@blinkonceonsunday1325]

That wasn't "peeling away too many layers", that was switching the good onion for a rotten one.

[@DoubleThinkTwice]

I'm calling it right now: One of these discount Black Widows is going to get passed the torch, so they can have a Black Widow for their future Marvel movies.

[@NexusKin]

And they can stop paying Scarlett Johansson millions of dollars so they can pay some unknown person a lot less!

[@micow9951]

"discount black widows" 😂😂😂

[@abrasiveangel]

And she will be a feminist bestie of Ms. Marvel.

[@anti1training]

@@abrasiveangel No that's not true, that's impossible!!!

[@mikelrtx]

Ding ding ding!

[@wubbsy1]

"Scarlett if you're watching this, DM me, we'll talk". Absolute fucking legend.

[@QuintBlitz]

This should have come out before endgame. If it had, the scene with the soul stone would have been even more heartwrenching, having known of her life before the avengers, knowing why she would put her life on the line when her training said to not. Disappointing, I'll be waiting for the DVD, since there's little reason to watch this in theatres.

[@kingcynic]

You still buy DVDs? 😳

[@Revan-eb1wb]

it should have come out in the first phase or even second.

[@metalliclark86]

Still, not interested. ScarJo always gives interviews where she's pissed because the mcu oversexualized her character. You don't want to be a misogynist by paying for this movie, do you?

[@willr.5583]

@@kingcynic Well DVD are still the most common format.

[@kevinphoenix2007]

UserName UserLastname How was she oversexualized? If wearing skintight, yet NOT revealing outfits and just BEING feminine is what Hollywood deems oversexualized, then it’s no wonder Hollywood is a joke anymore.

[@ebbitty132]

That wrestling match has never crossed my mind before... Now it won't seem to leave.

[@lawrencet83]

After going through months of depression and everyday feels like Groundhog day, I stumble on to your channel. I cannot remember the last time I laugh so hard as did when I started watching your movie reviews. Thank you for spot on reviews on movies, and that drunken Scottish accent is awesome.

[@faithalityblog]

Imagine seeing a Black Widow solo movie that made you fall in love more with her character just before having her taken away from us in Endgame. That would have had a way stronger impact in the movie than OP Captain Marvel conveniently showing up at the end of the movie. That being said, I don't necessarily think the timing is bad. Marvel can capitalize on nostalgia if they successfully add a depth to her character that give more meaning/grief to her death and land the whole Budapest joke properly.

[@Kurtiskurtical]

Drinkers meteoric rise in subscribers really shows 2 things: how clueless Hollywood is in what audiences want to see and there’s not enough drunk Scotsmen reviewing movies!

[@thebatman4279]

I've always thought there's a big gap in the KZbin market for intoxicated, angry Scotsmen.

[@drrd4127]

I am Scottish and all I think is, I wonder if foreigners understand what he's saying.

[@jesperburns]

@@drrd4127 This is far from the worst Scottish I've ever heard.

[@gpalmerify]

There's something that resonates with us yanks, the pipes and Scots (in whatever state they speak from).

[@LucefieD]

Game of Thrones is what gave him his big break, if they hadn't fuckered that last season we might not be here right now.

[@zarander]

This guy's funny, I'll give him that.

[@LegendInThaMakin]

I used to think he was funny, but every video is him crying about one thing or the other so the complaining got old. The points are still valid tho so the content is decent.

[@williamvillasboa6834]

"Naaah, It'll be fine"

[@dingfeldersmurfalot4560]

@@LegendInThaMakin He has to be careful, or like many insult comics, he might only have a career for 20 or 50 years.

[@amostlyreasonableguy]

LegendInThaMakin but many of the themes and issues he points out keep becoming more and more present and obvious in movies these days. Even if it feels like we’ve heard it all before it couldn’t be any more relevant than it is.

[@rars0n]

@@LegendInThaMakin He's made videos about things he likes so that the channel's content is not exclusively him bitching about things.

[@robertfelton8374]

Black Widow, the hero we wanted; Captain Marvel, the hero we got instead.

[@go_rilla262]

[Begins opening present] I hope it's Lego. [Duplo Blocks] Whomp Whomp

[@chpsilva]

Not the hero we deserved tho.

[@findout-YGO]

This movie should've come in place of captain feminist and then they could just remove captain feminist from the avengers movies making them 10x better

[@brettbaxter4860]

I think you mean "Her O".

[@cendiacocri]

" Shit happens!" Sadly.....

[@pathutchison7688]

Captain Marvel wasn't awful. Awful would imply that it caused me to feel anything at all. it was just so 'Blah'.

[@jhoncuevas1315]

Underrated comment

[@sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf]

If we’re going by entertainment value, awful is great be cause you can at least laugh at it. There’s just nothing in captain marvel, which makes it awful because it fails to entertain.

[@buckethead60]

I agree. Just "bleh"

[@supahtyp]

This movie should have been released 9 years ago, after Iron Man 2.

[@tyrellingram3320]

More like after civil war

[@sferris33]

Yep

[@sirarnoldgrylls6553]

But the film is based after civil war soo

[@jespacey]

or 2014 even

[@strikeforce1500]

@@tyrellingram3320 or basically whenever before the second Avengers movie

[@chucksenhowzen9740]

Isn’t it odd to give a character their own movie after they died...Ah nevermind, if it worked for JJ Abrams...I mean Rian Johnson...oh God my head hurts

[@lordofthepizzapie9319]

"Oh, no, I've gone cross-eyed"

[@chucksenhowzen9740]

LordOfThePizzaPie I suggest you don’t worry about that sort of thing and just enjoy yourself...that goes for you all too

[@caddypopps3872]

@@lordofthepizzapie9319 I think this film takes place immediately following the events in Civil War. I saw someone on Reddit claim that the trailer at D23 showed that, but I dunno

[@ARCtrooperblueleader]

@Charles Caballero - Me too, brother. Me too.

[@jeffleach2668]

I feel the same way. I felt the same way about Solo.......what's the difference where a characters came from when you've already killed them.😞

[@Megatron_95]

I have two questions about this film. One: why does Taskmaster look like a edgy blue Power Ranger? Two: if Red Guardian is meant to be the Russian equivalent to Captain America, where is his shield?

[@13TeK11]

oh u silly goes, he doesn't need a shield, he already has a sickle and a hammer

[@jasong4460]

@@13TeK11 Took Captain America another 5 years to get HIS hammer.

[@Megatron_95]

@Zoomer Waffen do you mean to use the Crimson Dynamo as a replacement for Taskmaster or Red Guardian?

[@phamthienphuc3951]

one: cuz logically, realistic spec ops are equal to dark, sometime edgy costume (according to Hollywood) two: His shield is the endless conscript who fight for mother russian

[@maxchumka]

Trade that shield for a booze money, geez!

[@urmum9126]

8:22 I think almost every guy on earth also wants this

[@DunmoresMovieMania]

This needs to be a trilogy.

[@francisandrewreblando1577]

Yeah

[@liamphibia]

Oh YEAH!😍

[@oldhamneal]

The last time I was this early Black Widow was still alive

[@cabrondemente1]

Oof!

[@christopherjakel1049]

And the Last Time I was this late, the MCU was still good. Hint: It's been a good long while.

[@cabrondemente1]

@@christopherjakel1049 Infinity War was less than two years ago and Endgame was good enough, stop trying to be edgy.

[@kuivia]

@@cabrondemente1 maybe he's trying to say those movies weren't good? i don't see how you could be of that opinion tho

[@christopherjakel1049]

@@cabrondemente1 I see you can dish it but you can't take it. Typical internet soft-hearted soy panzy.

[@TBrianOnline]

I liked her a lot when she was doing spy stuff. Seeing her in battles didn't feel so right and doesn't go along with what a spy actually does.

[@oracle343gs]

Well tbf only Agent Carter remained a spy after the events of Winter Soldier. Black Widow and nearly everyone else moved on to become Avengers which operate more like soldiers than agents

[@oldleatherhandsfriends4053]

If your a spy and you end up fighting people I have bad news for you, you are a shit spy.

[@lora4624]

@Sea Bro and what do you understand?

[@deaclavilis6760]

@Hittem With The Slappa Whammy No they pushed her in Avenger films where there are robots and aliens she is pretty balanced in Winter Soldier, she was even gotten close to kill Winter Soldier with pistols if he hasn't got big bulletproof googles all seems logical.

[@denispalliano]

But she still an Avenger, so i don't really see the problem with her waging into battles.

[@GameAGuy]

This movie should of come out right after Tony Stark said he wanted one of those.

[@luiszelaya8698]

Agreed

[@luiszelaya8698]

Yeaa after iron man 2

[@dingfeldersmurfalot4560]

Everyone did. But yeah, she was sensational there.

[@SuCKeRPunCH187]

should have come out before endgame. Everything captain marvel did in endgame could have been done by a re-enraged hulk after using the gauntlet.

[@kestrel7493]

"Right movie, wrong time" that could never be more true

[@our_illumination949]

This is either: 1. Marvel's way of saying _"We messed up with Captain Marvel, we hope you accept this as an apology"_ or 2. We're getting Black Widow back from an alternate universe, or a replacement for her.

[@lynnross2204]

“Messed up with Captain Marvel”.??? Lol dream on white boy.

[@abrahamcoronelbeltran6033]

@@lynnross2204 shut up nigga, stop being racist and shit

[@gwenwalravens8030]

Guys stop feeding the troll.

[@anonnona6940]

Everyone in this comment section is a cunt. #Metoo

[@dupregaming8788]

1. Lynn Ross I can’t tell if your joking, if you aren’t.... Shut the fuck Up and Fuck Off you abysmal Naive racist sexist Bitch. Captain Marvel was a pandering mess made only to take another crack at “the patriarchy” and to cram the idea that women are powerful into our asses yet again. With a poor story and horrible lead actress who is both vain, egotistical, sexist like yourself and rude. It’s no wonder people hated it. 2. Our_illumination This movie however good it is (I haven’t seen it) was done as a way to still profit off of Black Widow now that she’s dead In the mcu.

[@klh768]

Scarlett Johansson and her original, not trying to be hot hotness is sexy.

[@tybriggs9880]

Scarlett Johansson running around in a tight outfit never wrong

[@stevenirving4597]

That's usually what runs through my head on a daily basis

[@jstevo1349]

except now shes wearing stormtrooper armour

[@phatmantv]

But yet Ghost in a Shell still flopped.

[@YourOldUncleNoongah]

Black Widow VS Catwoman from batman returns

[@thisismyname3928]

@@YourOldUncleNoongah Thirsty cummos are thirsty and cringe.

[@NotDecided420]

She's my favourite Avenger. Always has been. We don't need female only casts.

[@grandarkfang_1482]

"Wow, what a great movie, I wonder where this character will go!" ... "Oh..."

[@tombullard123]

Fritz Philogene II “i hope she doesn’t get gravely hurt or die in this fight scene! ... oh”

[@asandax6]

They could continue her story in the alternate Universes where Thanos can't do harm anymore like the Universes where they Removed Thanos with the Iron Man Snap

[@randoviewer9363]

This movie will be a DROP in quality of MCU Sarcasm and pun intended Sorry

[@grandarkfang_1482]

@@asandax6 no, because it's not the Scarlet Witch we know or watched on screen for 10 years. AU shit isn't good if you don't explain it all ahead of time.

[@iplaygames1497]

Down

[@OrthoLou]

The painful yelling sound effect when he showed Captain Marvel made me laugh every time lol.

[@Lugbzurg]

This is what you're looking for! kzbin.info/www/bejne/ravHd2OYi61pm5o Here's where it came from. kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJq6m42NhpitZsk

[@emiliomarbanjr]

@@Lugbzurg lol nice.

[@Goodgod629]

I thought I was the only one.

[@bc5163]

As a horror buff, prequels to dead characters is normal to me.

[@606danco]

B C whats your all time favorite horror movie

[@jungkodd]

@@606danco Hellraiser

[@606danco]

Peyton Royce good choise i like it

[@KrillLiberator]

@@606danco Either The Thing or Near Dark.

[@andypancini2130]

The thing is about as good as it gets but I in the same way the first jeepers creepers was a surprise

[@mgt1429]

There's never a bad time for Scarlett Johansson.

[@theshadowman1398]

Black widow oil wrestling with Wonder Woman. I am having a funny feeling in my pants

[@doublep1980]

Throw also Scarlet Witch and Maria Hill in and lets have a Royal Rumble type of oil wrestling match.

[@WOranos]

This is about the only thing that would get me back into a theater for a Marvel flick.

[@connorgolden4]

doubleP Nah man, have her wrestle that Darcy chick. She’s fucking hot!

[@AlJey007]

I'd go to that movie every day. 3d, 4dx, with or without subtitles. Translated into Klingon, I don't care.

[@stevenirving4597]

I'd leave my wife for that movie

[@AndreNitroX]

Here’s something to think about when this movie comes out on home release you can watch it in chronological order and just watch it after civil war and before infinity war.

[@ChrisPeteG]

I just wish that I could watch Endgame without feeling some kind of narrative obligation to HAVE to watch Captain Marvel. Like....you can skip Black Panther AND Spider-Man: Homecoming AND even Ant-Man and the Wasp....as films like Ant-Man and Civil War very much do enough to introduce those characters to the degree that you need for Infinity War/Endgame. But with Captain Marvel you almost have to watch that movie, and it is the worst film in the MCU.

[@AndreNitroX]

@@ChrisPeteG I absolutely agree that captain marvel is an awful movie and that her character is forcibly interwoven into endgame, but I skip CM none the less, however I feel a black widow movie could improve natashas character in endgame, and I still consider it a crime that captain marvel had priority over black widow!!!

[@vadamsvengeance3219]

It’s pretty bad, but imo I’d rather skip Far From Home

[@AndreNitroX]

@@vadamsvengeance3219 yeah i wasnt a fan of that either, i know their trying to continue the story, but endgame feels like such a satisfying end, i see no point.

[@Tylerpierre99]

When the action heroes get thrown back into solid walls and walk away without any discernable discomfort.... yet I sit at a computer for work and end up with an L4 and L5 disc rupture for no fucking reason ☹️

[@Seedmember]

On one hand I'd like to see Scarlett Johansson in the MCU again, as an alternative timeline Black Widow, or some bs excuse. On the other though it would really lessen her sacrifice and honestly the new MCU phase doesn't look hot right now.

[@myrddrral]

At this point, a single word comes to mind: Necrophilia.

[@sidiksurat1878]

Death Stranding

[@thebatman4279]

@@sidiksurat1878 The first strand-type game, i might add.

[@RobinMcBeth]

That word usually comes to mind at five in the afternoon.

[@souvikmitra6161]

Oh God, look what you made me do!

[@PaulMaudDib2677]

This movie should have happened after *Civil War* then Black Widow's sacrifice would have been epic *SAD*

[@thebrownbaldy]

Knowing her fate in Endgame this film feels anticlimactic, unless they pull some Secret Wars arc outta their butts at the end....

[@_XR40_]

Pretty sure it's just to set-up the "sister" as a replacement "Black Widow" for future films..

[@KBWrecker]

@@_XR40_ Wow that would be terribad

[@thefallencog]

Seeing as comics routinely resurrect characters it wouldn't shock me if they pull some time stone shit after Phase 6 comes and shits on everything marvel ever stood for. Of course, Scarlet will be too old by then, or will be too ingrained in SJW ideology to do the role again without making 10x what the next leading actor makes.

[@_XR40_]

@@KBWrecker A replacement would be younger and cheaper...

[@punctuationman334]

Haruhi comic writers are unoriginal as hell. Constantly resurrecting characters, making deaths lose all impact.

[@erubin100]

"I'd like to see her bikini-wrestling with wonder woman." I'd buy THAT for a dollar!

[@LucisFerre1]

"You got fat" "You got old. I can lose weight ,but old is forever."

[@thebatman4279]

Shes about 97 in Hollywood years.

[@dylanm730]

Well you'll still always have stretch marks from being fat so theres that.

[@mariokarter13]

"If I were your wife I would poison your coffee!!" "If you were my wife I'd drink it."

[@RobinMcBeth]

No, you're thinking of death.

[@chakkra69]

Why is people acting like that line came from Rachel? I mean, you guys know that actors get a script written by someone else, right?

[@anthonylogiudice9215]

"He did get fat but you got old and that's why you haven't been in a major movie in almost ten years." HAHAHAHAHA

[@eric4681702]

Hi hi hi

[@HeilRay]

Bring out the Ben and Jerrys, she already tearing up.

[@munster9001]

Savage! This is why I love this channel.

[@americker]

Nominated for an Oscar last year...

[@ot4kon]

she hitted the wall years ago and basically killed her career when she reduced her breast. she was not an academy award actrees, atractivness was all she bring to a movie, she is old for a sex symbol, and she is not jennifer aniston Milf material, there always new and younger women borning all the time and better actreeses and milfs to see.

[@radioraptor9110]

I laughed at black widow's death since she an Hawkeye were nearly killing each other just to stop each other committing suicide

[@thengakola]

My Therapist: What keeps you alive these days? Me: Listening to Critical Drinker

[@thisismyname3928]

Fuck off

[@haillobster7154]

@@thisismyname3928 don't insult your mother's lover.

[@thisismyname3928]

@@haillobster7154 no u

[@koolerpure]

imagine if this movie released instead of captain marvel before endgame and how much more her death would impact us

[@Voldermortization]

Should have been released after infinity war instead of Captain Marvel

[@thepsychomagus]

Should have been made atleast 5 years ago.

[@Lugbzurg]

This should have come out in 2009, between The Incredible Hulk and Iron Man 2. There was no 2009 MCU film. Weird to think about when 3 a year is now normal.

[@rainmanslim4611]

Gee it's almost as if when you don't obsess over gender-politics, writing solid, likable and badass female characters is 100% doable.

[@somethingsomething8511]

"shoving a zepplin into a condom" How do you know about my Saturday nights?

[@guilherme5094]

Lmao!

[@deanvukosav3129]

If I'd had the same problem, I'd also decrease my sexlife on to one day in the week. :D

[@thisismyname3928]

Gay

[@silverscorpio24]

Five years ago I would've been ecstatic for this. Now I'm skeptical they won't Wokenize it.

[@JoshuaKevinPerry]

It's wokenized.

[@darkdawnbringer]

@Subi_fan Girl power movie with fat dumb guy as the but of the jokes is not woke...? I doint know, but i sense wooooooooke estrogen and soy on this one... Lets hope i'm wrong.

[@thisisfyne]

"That Red Guardian costume will be perfect... when it fits a woman"

[@SamSchott1]

@@thisisfyne Pretty sure it would fit Amy Schumer.

[@thisisfyne]

@@SamSchott1 lmao

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

"Trying to shove a Zeppelin into a condom" *Jimmy Page, Robert Plant, John Paul Jones, John Bonham, and dozens upon dozens of groupies have entered the chat*

[@gamesgearnthrash5338]

You think they used condoms?

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

@@gamesgearnthrash5338 nah, probably not. I imagine that their extremely tight trousers were their only form of birth control

[@gamesgearnthrash5338]

@@ThinWhiteAxe I can also imagine how many descendants of the great Jimmy Page are out there.

[@rayunited2010foryou]

5:34 That was a killer line. My emotions exactly!

[@mdthelegend9882]

Releasing a movie about a character who was killed off two movies ago. Genius

[@evertonporter7887]

It worked for the Star Wars prequels, so that's no deal.

[@haydeng3316]

@@evertonporter7887 no it didn't

[@thebigpig2364]

The Prequels explained mysteries about characters like Vader, Obi Wan, and Palpatine. It’s useful. Solo explained how Han made the Castle run (Idc how it’s spelled). Completely useless. However, some mystery levels are better left untouched than they are explained. That’s what I liked about Black Widow. She has mysteries about herself that make her an interesting character. But now that they’re about to be explained... I’m worried.

[@kingvince7328]

@@thebigpig2364 I'm just gonna be completely honest here: As yet another guy who hates feminism, I have to genuinely wonder here, are you guys ever going to accept a female lead movie? I mean really? If it's a good movie it's a good movie and it's explaining shit that happens and that's the purpose in the movie, yet for some reason now you dont want to know? I mean it just seems a little curious to me that you just said yourself those movies were good because they were prequels with a purpose, which is what this is, yet you still think this is a bad idea? I'm getting so fucking sick of these politics on the left and the right. It just does not make sense 😂 Nobody complained about rogue one, nobody complained about captain marvel for this reason (they complained about how it was obviously a bad movie and diversity just for diversity sake) but now we finally have a movie where it looks like marvel has realized that you cant make a movie simply for "woman power" and now even this is not enough for a woman to get a lead role? I'm excited for this movie, it has fucking taskmaster for christ's sake. Just be happy with it 😂

[@Prawnsacrifice]

@@kingvince7328 rogue one wasnt bad because it was female led it was a generally uninspired film 👍

[@TheLazySamurai]

Man this saddens me, I watched through all of the MCU movies because i went to Black Panther with friends, found it an enjoyable action movie, and was told I had to know all of it for Infinity War. I was just hoping that Black Widow and Hawkeye would get movies during Phase 2 or 3, but they never came :(

[@Emanthebald]

The right time for this would've been right after Winter Soldier. She's dead now

[@LordVader1094]

Exactly. From the trailer it even looks styled like Winter Soldier.

[@djstrongarmgmail]

I think right after Age of Ultron would have been perfect. Right after her Scarlett Witch induced flashbacks to the Red Room.

[@phatmantv]

Or right after Civil war.

[@lacountess]

"We can't have a strong, powerful, competent man assisting the ladies." This. This right here should prove to you their target audience isn't the ladies. What woman would be against watching a handsome suave guy helping the main female character? It's not like we have 6 billion of them in romance novels. It's as if even in this day and age, when diversity and inclusivity is shoved up our noses, they refuse to give a shred of fan service to us straight ladies. It's eye candy for lesbians and dudes as far as the eye can see even while pretending wokeness.

[@EdibleNonsense]

This is an extremely good point I never even realized before. Makes me wish we had more of it not only in the MCU but in other movies as well. Otherwise it kind of comes off as the guys not caring at all about the women 😒 (Which is somehow woke in modern Hollywood, I guess… ugh)

[@surferdude4487]

Whether you are male or female, wokeness is really about shaming all the straight people.

[@Montasir125]

Iron man (billionaire, ladies man, handsome), thor (handsome, muscles, god), hulk (handsome, brains, shy), capt. America (handsome, muscles, moral), loki (handsome, bad boy, god). No eye candy for the straight ladies am i right

[@lacountess]

@@Montasir125 Except that was all before phase 4, which is what we are talking about right now. Try to keep up.

[@opollo]

Since Endgame I'm not interested in anything Marvel has to offer, although the bikini wrestling match could be interesting 😉

[@havalaugh5438]

opollo if you weren’t interested you wouldn’t have watched I video dissecting the trailer but good bait

[@MastaRankynz]

Me either. I'm not paying any more cash to go sit in a theater to watch MCU movies. Did it for 10 years from Iron Man all the way to Endgame. Endgame was a perfect stopping point. Now I'm collecting all my older Marvel animated movies and TV series. Buying the Earth's Mightiest Heroes DVDs here soon. Watching Iron Man: Rise of Technovore and Avengers Confidential: Black Widow and Punisher tonight. Something more up my alley. This new shit in MCU is just off point to me.

[@fizzbrew]

Hava Laugh either that or he is like me and just likes to hear about a train wreck.

[@havalaugh5438]

Fizz Brew maybe so but I like to give the benefit of the doubt I think the MCU still has much to offer we couldn’t expect it to stay the same forever

[@YourOldUncleNoongah]

Same here. Ive sen all i needed to see. everything else is just filler/background noise.

[@connorgolden4]

If they had released this before endgame then her death would’ve been even more heartbreaking. Why make a movie about a dead character?

[@christophersmith8316]

Well you could end it with her in prison and the ol' double going off to infiltrate the Avengers just as Thanos shows up.

[@phatmantv]

Disney didn't ask that question after producing the flop Solo, so why start now!?

[@blankblankpog]

MONEH

[@hcaz5818]

Solo lol

[@Karrigsturn]

Characters come back from the dead all the time. She might be back tbh.

[@Keyser666]

We've always known who the First Lady of the MCU was.

[@mitchellhenke1254]

I would rather have a movie about how she met hawkeye, where they enemies before they were friends? what happened in budapest that was referenced in avengers? plus this would would have a larger impact on her sacrifice and fight with hawkeye in endgame

[@thehighground9175]

"What we really want is to see her bikini wrestling with Wonder Woman in a big vat of massage oil." Me: This is the way.

[@count7340]

Rolling through a field of cucumbers.

[@carlospocaterra]

"wait, what!?"

[@MrMalicious5]

Count 😂

[@DannyJ_2003]

Bub 66 “this is the way”

[@Smerpyderp]

“This is the way.”

[@HeliRy]

About as well timed as a movie about John Wick’s puppy.

[@reignguard]

I guess I can show this to my kids before they see Endgame in the future.

[@8888760]

Exactly what I was thinking! Sure it’s too late for us, but when we re-watch it we can change the order it goes in. This definitely needed to go before EndGame

[@worlds1ep3enthusiast92]

Unless the post credit scene takes place later.

[@InconclusionInc]

Actually I'm sorta okay with the movie timeline... throughout the movies she has an air of mystique. after we know she's gone for good, a backstory wouldn't ruin that unknown, as we already watched all the movies. It would only serve to answer some of the questions we had before her character arc closed, which could help to appreciate the rest of the movies.

[@abadalfa]

Don't show these movies to your kids. Give them a life of culture.

[@reignguard]

My way of life is to what I want to do within reasonable limits. That includes watching good movies and doing entertaining things. That is the culture my children will grow up in. Whether they choose to continue living that way will be up to them. Until then, I will share things that I like with my family.

[@loquilloll]

"Jim Hopper"... That bit was gold.

[@rhiannejones3815]

“Parties in Scotland are f**kin wild man” - too true!! 😂

[@markpoole6210]

I like to have all of my favourite characters backstories explained for me on screen, I hate having to use my imagination. I need to know EXACTLY how Han Solo got his name and those Millennium Falcon dice.

[@_XR40_]

Odd that they felt a need to explain Solo's name in a universe with people named Skywalker...

[@gwynedd1]

What are you talking about? I searched everywhere for a recent lipid panel and its not even in the book.

[@thisisfyne]

HIS NAME IS SOLO BECAUSE HE WAS BY HIMSELF.. DO YOU GET IT?! Top tier creative powerhouse with billions of budget ladies and gents....

[@markpoole6210]

@@thisisfyne Haha. noW I kNoW BeCAuSeThey ToLd mE!

[@christophersmith8316]

@@_XR40_ And Leia is the ONLY ONE who walked in the sky.

[@thecatrooms]

*yet another marvel trailer* Drinker: ..nnaahh, it'll be fine..

[@MrEdium]

I DO LOVE MARIA HILL/COLBY SMULDERS THOUGH, WHO IS UNDERUSED. ♥️

[@WhatAboutall]

We need a movie with a male character calling a woman fat.

[@HeilRay]

Imagine the outrage from ham planet Twitter cows.

[@carltheincels6641]

That would be Epically funny

[@NM-ev7pu]

We need a woman call a woman fat. Chaos, there would be chaos in certain Twitter bubbles.

[@MM-ly7cm]

But why though? Lmao

[@thebatman4279]

The director would have an ocean of blue haired cat ladies surrounding his property the next day. It'd look like a fucking moat from an aerial view.

[@rahul9704]

"Scarlet, if you're watching this, DM me" 😂😂😂

[@devilsxdancex09]

Yeah this should've been released before captain person, after civil war.

[@filmfanman2647]

You mean Captain America?

[@luiszelaya8698]

Agreed . I will glad if widow movie was come out b4 cap .shit

[@greenliongirl07]

@@filmfanman2647 Captain Marvel, who dare I say was better off before her current writer gave her that title. Carol Danvers was much better as Ms. Marvel, War Bird and Binary. She was still a B list hero, but she didn't get cancelled almost on a yearly basis.

[@stayfly68]

Aaron Poole lol nope they’re exactly right...

[@ShadowSonic2]

@@greenliongirl07 You do know Black Panther and Dr Strange can't hold a book either?

[@lucasjohnson6254]

The soundbite he uses Everytime Captain Marvel gets me EVERYTIME 😂😂😂 so stinking funny 😭 AHHHHHHHHHHH

[@hopemolefe4900]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 That deathly scream

[@vicholtreman1405]

"Don't worry, I'll cover this shit soon enough." So awesome. LOL!

[@wcapewell3089]

"Trying to shove a zeppelin into a condom"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Just kill me now, i dont want to die of laughter

[@wifine1951]

this should've been released instead Captain Blankface. Her death would've had more ipact.

[@KabelkowyJoe]

But then Capitan Marvel would flop for sure if released later.

[@tyrkun1624]

@@KabelkowyJoe Good

[@chama3536]

@@KabelkowyJoe great

[@christophersmith8316]

I dunno, looked like quite the impact from that cliff she fell off of.

[@Kurzula5150]

Two questions: 1. Have you seen Scarlett in Under The Skin? 2. Would you get in her van? She has a particular fondness for Glaswegians.

[@calemr]

I know a guy in that movie! Adam Pearson, he played "The Deformed Man". I used to play Magic: the Gathering with the guy.

[@CalamityM]

Such an underrated psychological horror sci-fi. Left me feeling sick and creeped out. Definitely one of my favourites.

[@alejandrohualdez5550]

1. Yes. (Brilliant film) 2. Definitely. (I just don't care anymore)