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[@TBH-nu2so]

I’m 90% sure the 3rd lung is just for yelling longer.

[@ninja6245-real]

Probably

[@ShapeshifterOS]

Third lung is for filtering toxic atmosphere. Nothing like a breath of miasma in the morning!

[@Gojimon630]

The math checks out

[@user-xb1wh5mt4l]

Asta Roth When a Harlequin stabs someone, the needle thing shoots a coiled "monofilament" wire which twists in the wound, causing extreme cutting damage to the internal organs.

[@funnyswangoosething5088]

Have you seen some Chapter’s battle cries? Literally some of them are full sentences.

[@thepolitegamer1966]

“We aren’t racist, we hate everyone equally” -Space Marine

[@samfire3067]

Imperion: we hate heretics and xenos. Doesn't matter who.

[@defintely-not-toast7611]

Can’t be racist if you hate everyone

[@Butter_Warrior99]

Can't be racist if you destroyed the concept of race, because the Emperor said it was, [C R I N G E]

[@martinjonasson5026]

Except people of our own race. And faith. And loyalty. And who are identical to us in every way.

[@kinagrill]

I mean it's the human species. it's not racist to hate eldar or orks. it'd be species-ist, I guess. But not racist.

[@thudlite4319]

Fun fact: Orks are so unintelligent that their weapons only work because they have a gestalt psychic field that causes their weapons to work because they believe that the weapons work. When cracked open by several Mechanicus, even the vehicles are just random metal pieces welded onto four wheels that even the Mechanicus couldn’t figure out how to start.

[@crows_are_superior4464]

To be fair the mechanicus doesn’t even know how their own shit works

[@MyLifeIsAFrickingMess_MRPOLSKA]

The Mechanicus is the equivalent of inheriting a load of shit from your dad. The Orks do what they can with what they got and what they got is metal pipes and hope. And by god its all they need

[@dr.bright6272]

They have rolldown windows so they can preform drive-by's on enemy spacecraft

[@galomir833]

Remember that they don’t use communication device to speak from SPACE ship to space ship They just have an ork that speak REALLY LOUD Somehow that work SOMEHOW Same for breathing in a vacuum As long a they don’t know they can’t, they can do it

[@dr.bright6272]

@@galomir833 they have windows that roll down incase they want to do a drive by on a passing space ship

[@monroerobbins7551]

What’s hilarious about the Orcs is that they’re only brainless right now (outside the leader in a mech suit) is because they’ve only been fighting each other; they get smarter the more they fight other people, for long periods of time, because they learn more and more. So, therefore, if you keep fighting them, they will inevitably get smarter.

[@MrOiram46]

All fun and games until they start returning to *KRORK* 💀

[@adamshafeeq8685]

It's kinda like "never played the tutorial and hope you learn as you go"

[@1nva0er55]

​@@MrOiram46Mfw a single Krork would make a Primarch, daemon or otherwise, shit their power armour.

[@slappybio1686]

Dont forget that they are also Mushroom people (I am not even kidding)

[@someopinionateddirt6561]

So hypothetically, is it possible for the Orks to get so smart you could start having trade deals with them?

[@Colleywoodstudios]

"Are the humans the good guys?" "LEGALLY i am required to say yes..."

[@seangrant4488]

They ARE the Good guys!!!! You filthy heretic.

[@baconvideo8413]

Sean Grant I might be a heretic, but at least I can’t get sick. Mainly because I already have every disease ever made, but eh, it could be worse.

[@seangrant4488]

@@baconvideo8413 TRAITOR !!

[@b2crazyeye]

Baconshark PURGE THE NURGLITE

[@Alertacobra12]

Careful, you're starting to sound like a heretic

[@michaellyons4621]

0:43 “The only thing between us and them are the Space Marines” Cries in Imperial Guardsmen.

[@mr.depressed886]

Tantrums in adepta sororitias

[@mr.depressed886]

Binaries in Adeptus Mechanicus

[@mr.depressed886]

Screams in Adeptus Custodies

[@kevinyasutomi9790]

Laughs in Blood Ravens

[@johnnysteele5934]

Sobs in Imperial Navy

[@_0_0___]

"I don't know how they can roll with that much armor" says badger, but I'm over here like "they have a *jetpack* and their armor is fairly rounded, making it easier to roll"

[@lastgengamers1137]

Your logic smells of heresy

[@SchwarzSchwertkampfer]

Race an Species are 2 different things. The Space marine is right. Literally. I do not like spiders, or any other type of animal neither that tries to eat me; that makes me normal, not a racist. The same applies to the space marine interactions with xenos.

[@darthcerebus]

It's less "Rolling" and more "Falling forward all the way back around"

[@yasuowindrunner895]

@@darthcerebus "falling forward all the way around" so in other words rolling...

[@fionfee]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH

[@sentane8031]

The story still made sense, that Blood Angel was clearly falling to his blood rage so they sent him on a suicide mission to back up some Ultramarines, unluckily for Dante it appears the Ultramarine plot armour extended to said Blood Angel

[@baileysmith2999]

😆

[@wf1675]

operation hijack the warlord titan is a go SPACE MARIENS

[@Sgtgump9873]

That marine is a blood raven

[@Torque_Mk1]

Can't wait for Mark Strong to say his first lines in the sequel: "Shut the fuck up Leandros. For the Emperor!"

[@creaturetransylvania8943]

He will not be the voice for Titus in this one.

[@GhostOfDamned]

That would be funny

[@HyperFlame64V1]

@@creaturetransylvania8943 Is that Confirmed or you pullin' Heretical Bullshit out the ass??

[@pututunik8748]

@@HyperFlame64V1 don't worry brother, the person might be different but the gene is still there

[@Hillwatch]

It’s Rollo from Vikings

[@Centoriun]

“The only thing standing between us and them: space marines” The planet broke... before the guard did

[@starred1096]

Well said!

[@zachqaisar8661]

CADIA STANDS!

[@jigmatrix]

FOR CADIA!

[@lubu523]

So? Objective Lost

[@starred1096]

@@lubu523 Tell that to a Cadian's face and see what happens, heretic.

[@bobwalsh3751]

Ah yes the four weapons of a true Space Marine: 1: Primary 2: Secondary 3: Long Range, and 4: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK😂

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

"Nobody likes the Tau because nobody likes dumb space communists." You had me on the "not liking them" side at the name alone, that later bit is just icing on the "Duty Reporting" cake.

[@HPWRussio]

Funny that Tau are not clearly Communists. Because real Communism destroy any castes and stratums, but Tau has so much castes like Earth, Fire, Air and etc

[@lastmanstanding5423]

@@HPWRussio I found an unironic _"real communism has never been tried"_ redditor

[@theregalproletariat]

@@lastmanstanding5423 No, that is Marx's definition. Socialism (has been tried): Public ownership of the means of production Communism (next step, has not been tried): That + abolishing social classes, money, and the state.

[@lastmanstanding5423]

@@theregalproletariat found another one :)

[@CharaGonzalez-lt7yw]

That's not what he was talking about, but ok. Found the braindead NCD poster​@@lastmanstanding5423

[@Burkutace27]

"Is that wise, Captain? The space book says this is bad." "Well I can't read!!!"

[@ian5437]

READING IS HERESY, PURGE MY EYES IN HOLY FLAME!

[@davo_9673]

Space book say this is bad "No"~book

[@a1z158]

@@davo_9673 I don't know why but this is the funniest thing I've seen all day

[@raptorteam486]

The virgin Ultramarine: -Blueberry smurf -Reads and follows the Codex like a nerd -Gets taught with other Neophytes The Chad Black Templar: -On an eternal crusade -Doesn't follow the Codex because he can't read -Gets schooled by a Black Templar -Hates all Xenos, mutants, and heretical SUCH AS YOU HERETIC!

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

RaPtorteAm including themselves because they are mutants, besides everyone knows that the black templars are dorn’s rebellious teenage sons

[@Butter_Warrior99]

And this is my introduction into Warhammer 40k, never forget your first.

[@unbarredhalo7327]

Mine was Gladius, great game if you're into civ style games

[@crazysith7809]

Mine was Dawn of War

[@thelion2751]

Mine was the movies(they are...well there)

[@celestialspartan1176]

Same here! FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Butter_Warrior99]

@@celestialspartan1176, FOR THE EMPEROR!

[@eddie_the_underlord_cow3459]

Ah yes the space marines take their healing knowledge from the ultimate space marine, Doomguy (Doomguy was a marine. He was in space. Therefore Doomguy is a space marine)

[@C-OCEAN]

The 3 basic ways to replenish health in games: 1. Drink potions or pickup health packs. 2. Naturally heal. 3. *K I L L*

[@thepolitegamer1966]

“I can’t be racist to a race that doesn’t exist.” -Space Marine Edit: Huh, neat

[@eliavi3251]

Freezer be like.

[@Raeinok]

@@eliavi3251 Have you ever heard about the planet Vegeta?

[@eliavi3251]

@@Raeinok Planet Vegeta?

[@Dean123123100]

@@eliavi3251 dragon ball

[@eliavi3251]

@@Dean123123100 That's the joke.

[@existentialdread7081]

Leandros: The Codex Astartes does not support this action. Black Templar: Are they talking about a fucking book?!

[@tamkin007]

Dark Angels draws sword you mentioned a book?

[@The_Light0001]

WELL I CAN'T READ! **BURNS CODEX ASTARTES** JUST ROAST MY FLAMES!

[@kreigguardsman3355]

What are books

[@BigTylt]

Blood Raven: *MINE*

[@nodeloliver6201]

Black Templar: **[Screams in illiteracy]**

[@brotherarcturus.4015]

“How does it feel to serve a dying imperium guardsman” “Euphoric”

[@MG-Makes]

Can't wait for a badger Darktide video

[@pontiusporcius8430]

Or a boltgun video

[@starred1096]

Technically Aliens aren't a race, they're a species. So the Imperium in fact IS NOT racist.

[@geegeetomlinson2316]

eh isn't "race" more a non-scientific term anyway? aren't the scientific terms like, "genus", "kingdom" and "species"? It doesn't seem right to split hairs on a word that has no clear scientific use.

[@P4N70M1M3H0R53]

race is specifically subdividing the same genus and species so technically they are just xenophobes. which i mean is kinda like being racist towards every other species in existence

[@novasolarius8763]

@@P4N70M1M3H0R53 that's not racism though. That's... uh... something else, probably.

[@maverick5640]

@@P4N70M1M3H0R53 DID YOU JUST ACCUSE US OF FEARING XENOS

[@lokikinch]

JAZZYLEE RACER ha haaaaa

[@Vollification]

The story makes a lot more sense when you play as a Blood Raven. Purge heretics and grab anything that isn't welded to the floor.

[@gordita6845]

not like we can't take those too

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

@@gordita6845 the heretics or the floor?

[@Ian-wn5lc]

@@Crimson_Sun2486 yes.

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

@@Ian-wn5lc can't have shit in this 41st millennium

[@speedwagon5314]

if you cant grab the things welded to the floor, you grab the floor instead.

[@justinharrison6807]

I literally just realized that there is a GODDAMN WARLORD TITAN on the planet and thats why it is strategic value absolute.

[@Shadowgod1633]

0:13 is just perfect. I need this as a ringtone

[@spamreciever4208]

"How does it feel to get krumped by a member of your own race?" That's literally the Orks favorite thing in the Universe

[@darthplagueis13]

Second most favourite thing. Their most favourite thing is when they are the ones krumping

[@fredfredburger5150]

There's literally a part in the game where you encounter a bunch of orks happily fighting each other.

[@darkherculeskabuterimon7203]

This comment currently has 666 likes. I like that, but if I do then the perfection is ruined.

[@tw12358]

Umies is to soft space mines is to soft ork is just right

[@Miscelanou]

@@tw12358 noooo they love space marines

[@wazzu4488]

"Or belong to a different religion." Me: _Laughs in Adeptus Mechanicus_

[@kevinmayfield6182]

Jofish The best beeps and boops.

[@brendoncabral6433]

Or you can just be hear to eat shit and dip like the nids

[@frenchsoldier8485]

Didn't Big E convince them he was the Omnissiah?

[@kaeosfactory]

101010101010101! “1”1-11..0” 1..0” 1=“0”1\||\|’1’ !

[@viperanaf]

omnissiah be praised

[@chaplainfatty]

13:14 I shouldn't have laughed so hard at that

[@BurritoInTheMist]

"ENGAGING WARP SPIDER." ... "AAAAHhhhh, A WARP SPIDER." has such a good delivery that it kills me every time.

[@TheMemeLord700]

The gun is a disguised warp spider.

[@TheAxleRaider]

Doom eternal: religious purging Space marines: very religious purging

[@petepeterson5917]

I'm 90% sure Doomguy could fit right in with the Space marines.

[@timeforgottenprince8271]

@@petepeterson5917 And the Imperium would welcome him with open arms after seeing his hatred for demons.

[@Ciaramae7]

DOOMguy: finally a fandom like mine

[@ammarsalim1185]

For the Emperor!

[@Ciaramae7]

@@ammarsalim1185wait im christian damn.

[@carton5235]

Bagjur: "whats the only thing defending us from them?" Me: "the countless sacrifices of the imperial guard?" Bubger: "SPACE MARINES"

[@raddragon1373]

Bodgier

[@iamazngi9540]

what in the fuck did i just read?

[@piratekingthaszar7912]

@@iamazngi9540 the writer's room at Games workshop.

[@allegoriedelacaverne6989]

The planet still broke before the Guard did

[@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487]

@@allegoriedelacaverne6989 "Sad Cadia noises."

[@falliblecrowdstudio4018]

Crack is Whack. 13:31 (That scene always laugh me out loud so hard! XD)

[@wildeyeszach4023]

4 years later these videos were my gateway drug into Warhammer 40k

[@internetzenmaster8952]

Fun fact: Everything about how the Orks act in Space Marine is 100 percent in canon with 40k Ork lore. *Especially the parts about teamkilling.*

[@thatone7589]

the ork truly are the best

[@John2r1]

Orks also spend more time fighting each other than they do fighting other races.

[@Rawnblade13]

@@John2r1 Thank the Emperor for that, cause if they ever united, the entire galaxy would be overrun by the green tide!

[@John2r1]

@@Rawnblade13 Yep . The Nids are enough of a pain to deal with without all the Orks uniting under one war boss. That would be well were all dead .

[@zipherdias420]

@Raven Brown Do you mean like, a WAAAAH!!...SHHH, no, that is legend.

[@maciekgrodzinski9133]

"Blood Ravens didnt stole anything." Have you noticed that after they landed, the titan suddenly disappeared?

[@silverbolt67]

Wait wha?! THOSE BLOODY MAGPIES

[@lokikinch]

Maciek Grodziński it never left the manofactorum and after leaving the manofactorum you go STRAIGHT TO THE SPIRE

[@MartaTzu]

@@lokikinch So, it is stolen or not stolen until you can check it again, which is ulikely to happen. The Shroedinger titan.

[@JordanSmith-yi3ji]

@Julian Monette The Blood Ravens rode in on a Ultramarine Thunderhawk (is that what they're called?), so that was stolen too. With the Ultramarines still inside.

[@MrEvan312]

Just because the Blood Ravens didn't steal it right away doesn't mean they didn't come back later with something big enough to move it.

[@thenerdbeast7375]

Remember, it isn't racism if they are a different _species._

[@thegooddoctor8787]

“The only thing between us and them are the Space Marines." Guardsmen, Adeptis Mechanis, Sisters of Battle, and the Death Korps of Krieg: *are we a joke to you?*

[@MacKnight]

Why a warlord titan is ABSOLUTE. 1. Few forge worlds can actually build the damn thing. 2. Those that can, takes least 80-100 years to make ONE. 3. They are city breakers and siege platforms. They are useful on the battlefield. 4. Most titans in general, are hundreds, thousands of years old. They Sometimes wage war to recover a fallen titan from a planet because rebuild one takes less time then making a new one. Despite the possibly millions of dead in the recovery... Welcome to Warhammer 40.000.

[@philipslice6273]

So, tldr for this comment is... STRATEGIC VALUE ABSOLUTE

[@casualcgrain7835]

tldr delay the exterminatus until AFTER the warlord titan is secure.

[@igorwojtyna2158]

1000 000 milion planets with 10 000 000 000 people living on ea h one of them with such Numbers u really Dont care about a few hundred thousand

[@igorwojtyna2158]

Also i love that the first response to an invasion was exterminatus

[@comradeshadles4967]

Thank you honorable brother

[@strikerecho2592]

Finds out a sequel to this game has been announced: FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

[@Donbasos14]

FOR THE EMPEROR!

[@GhostOfDamned]

YAAAAAAA! FOR THE EMPEROR

[@amustardseed6748]

When your enemy is so retarded that what the believe works actual works.

[@johnroscoe2406]

A WARP SPIDER!

[@afrowe0093]

FOR THE EMPEROR

[@MarkMark-yr4xq]

This is the video that got me into Warhammer 40K.

[@junioralvarenga4028]

It funny how badger puts glide by stephen walking while making a massacre at 5:28.

[@obliviangamer2319]

Cadian: *Introduces herself* Badger's Marine: IT IS THE BANEBLADE Everyone else: *awkward silence* Sidonus: So...You were in command?

[@Boringspy]

Cadian: My lord, are you alright? Sidonus: Oh don’t mind him. He’s been at this for centuries and he’s starting to get dementia

[@Scoutman4296]

ENGAGING WARP SPIDER AHH, A WARP SPIDER

[@androxtempest3913]

Sidonus: i...see my lord is he really mentality to be fighting in this battle Cadian: he does this all the time but hes very effective at his job

[@AmarBalta]

Something Something crack is whack

[@arthaswilliams9414]

​@@Scoutman4296 it sounds like he forgot about the warp spider after saying that

[@brittlespy9083]

I was told the best way to explain 40K to a new comer is just to say "You decided to side with the space Nazis because Cthulhu was kinda scary"

[@Madheim777]

and the best thing is that isnt inaccurate at all X'D

[@fieldmarshalrommel9495]

Best way to say it

[@gipsydanger5802]

the black templars do have a cross

[@Flaxdosh]

Space romans to be exact

[@thedoctor8527]

Or better yet just u screaming for the emperor for a couple hours while slaughtering other species that arent u

[@hiddenbladestudios7248]

Can’t wait for the sequel video, FOR THE EMPERORRRRRRRRRRRR

[@RailgunGoBoomBoom]

Space marine: *smacks a goblin sized ork* Goblin sized ork: *becomes fine red mist*

[@kadiyamsrikar9565]

My favorite scene Nerdy space marine : "CODEX ASTARTES doesn't support this action " Blood Marine : "Shut the f**k up , Leonardes " FOR THE EMPRAH"

[@avocadotoast6369]

"What's the only thing defending US from THEM? Space Marines! :D" *cries in ceaseless slaughter of Astra Militarum*

[@Storiaron]

"How does it feel to get krumped by a member of your own race?" Astra militarum cries even harder

[@Voltboy1449]

FOR THE EMPRA

[@l0singzanity1]

*They held the line for 10,000 years!*

[@kreigguardsman3355]

The planet cracked before the guard did

[@theeyeofodin4414]

Astra Mili-what now? You're in the Imperial Guard now, son

[@London688]

"Hippity Hoppity, Where the f--- is my property." - Random Blood Raven 2023 ( 13:15 )

[@paleipr696]

The fact that I know most of the lines in the space marine voice is credit to how many times I have watched this video, almost comforting

[@ryanmorris6755]

"Second Leftenant Mira, 203rd Cadian Regiment." "IT IS THE BANEBLADE."

[@johnroscoe2406]

ENGAGING WARP SPIDER! "Come with m-*" AAAAAAAH A WARP SPIDER!

[@peepoobeepoo5842]

"They keep shooting us down" *WARP SPIDERS*

[@lookatthepicture4107]

CREEEEEEEEEED!!!

[@cl4p-tp76]

Something something crack is whack

[@minigamer1967]

"The enemies ARE the health kits!" DOOM Slayer: 👍

[@nowhere474]

Doom Slayer FEARS SLY MARBO!!!

[@JustLetMeUseNPC]

DOOM LOVES THAT!

[@kamchatmonk]

DOOM Slayer would fit right in with W40k.

[@krysc3278]

@@nowhere474 more than fear, i think it would be a mutual respect, both are unstopable forces of nature too angries to die.

[@convoy034]

DOOM Slayer: I approve this

[@notsuretbh7215]

Honestly I think Badgers 30 second description of 40k is one of the best summations I've ever heard

[@darthultraman4463]

This commentary is the one of the funniest I've ever watched. I literally couldn't stop laughing for twenty minutes

[@starflarethewizard1490]

“Hippity, hoppity, where the f**k is my property?” and “Something, something... Crack is whack.” are possibly now my two favorite lines of all time.

[@aaahyesname8296]

Silence mutant

[@starflarethewizard1490]

Matthew Dalessio Bruh...

[@ThunderSkull214]

ubisoft, me angy, fix

[@somerandomknucklesinatank1491]

I LOVE CRACK! AND COCAINE! AND METH! AND EVERYTHING ELSE!

[@CJ-ow2ld]

13:15

[@commissaryarrick9939]

Russian badger: the only defense is space marines Guardsmen: am I a joke to you?

[@frenchsoldier8485]

Yes

[@jacksonarnold9669]

They are, their guns are nicknamed “flashlights”

[@davo_9673]

Yes, yes they are, death to the false emperor

[@commissaryarrick9939]

Ok heretic boomer

[@davo_9673]

@@commissaryarrick9939 no u

[@kjon1475]

Why do I get the feeling that the Doom Slayer would fit right in with these guys.

[@Novictus]

Doom Guy is an honorary Space Marine

[@hwkperq6539]

Other villains going on a monologue about how their sister died when they were five years old and they're going to destroy the world. Grimskull: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[@imv_3641]

99% Casualty rate. *Victory*

[@TheDarkkilla12]

IMV _ You call Stalingrad a bad time? We call that a Tuesday.

[@mihos11]

And nothing of worth was lost that day

[@generalfranky1905]

IMV *BROTHER, I WILL RESPAWN!*

[@taylormotyl5085]

... war... War never changes...

[@nightstalker140]

You're in the guard now son

[@novasolarius8763]

"Don't ask me how these characters roll in this much armour, it's a long story." The armour is basically a tiny mech. Done.

[@theadministrator8704]

Nova Solarius it’s called the black carapace.. allowing the Astartes to fully interface with the suit... letting the marine feel what the armor is feeling...

[@novasolarius8763]

@@theadministrator8704 That alone doesn't explain how they can roll in it. Marines are strong, but even they can't function that well when wearing such a heavy suit of armour without assistance.

[@theadministrator8704]

Nova Solarius do you know what the black carapace is?

[@novasolarius8763]

@@theadministrator8704 Yes. It's the implant that permits a Marine to interface with power armour.

[@theadministrator8704]

Nova Solarius okay

[@Jonzerker15]

11:55 even the glitches are badass

[@arcsoned1112]

Fun fact about 40k: Did you know that orks have the power to think of anything and it will come true? The only problem is that they don’t know about that.

[@ireallycant4416]

the orks is the reason that im alive.. its just impossible

[@alteredbeast7145]

"Dumbass weaboo space commys" is actually a fairly accurate summation of the Tau. Also, fun Astarte power is they can see peoples memories by eating them.

[@jeffthemercenary]

I mean Tau literally had Gundams

[@davidmiller9485]

some can... some of the geneseeds have degraded to the point that various chapters have lost certain abilities that were supposed to be common amongst all Space Marines. Acid Saliva is another one that is missing from some chapters. Also, just to be complete some chapter's geneseed has mutated to the environment from which that chapter gains it's recruits. The space wolves and salamanders are good examples of this.

[@Dabluemoon93]

Honestly tau look like fish people.

[@picklestheomnipotent4535]

Just like weebs they have no idea how to use swords lol

[@opusmagnus26]

From what I was told one time in VRChat during a PVP event or so, the correct term is "Weaboo Space Socialist". To that, I say "Weaboo Space Socialist-Communists" or "Weaboo Space Communist-Socialists". I kind of like the Tau. They're the first race I picked for my first DoW: Soulstorm campaign.

[@NemesisRose]

This game is getting a sequel and I really hope Badger plays it when it comes out

[@Isernex]

this video singlehandedly got me into 40k. thanks, badger.

[@shebibscreations8544]

He’s having way too much fun in these clips

[@bass-dc9175]

"As you may have seen, it is shooting down all of our support vessels ..." "ENGAGING WARPSPIDER! AAAAAHH A WARPSPIDER!" Perfection

[@CommanderGameLP]

HIPPITY HOPPITY WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PROPERTY!?

[@Sir_Bucket]

YOU HAVE CAPTAIN DIOMEDES

[@halostormx7827]

Baneblade

[@ErickGarcia-le8pt]

BRUVA I AM PINNED HERE!!!

[@MC_Grex]

“Tune in next time where we make fun of the salamanders.” Still waiting on that badger.

[@mattpelter]

I just found this video and frantically searched for the “salamander” video because I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard at a WK40k video since Bruva Alfabusa’s If The Emperor Had A Text-to-Speech Device.

[@MC_Grex]

@@mattpelter I know right? admittedly i had watched it when it came out but his best of 2018 reminded me of a promise that desperately needs to be fulfilled!

[@Pumpkin42O]

He cant because you cant make fun of the guys so badass they sit in there base taking in radiation constantly

[@joshuawittenberg8975]

But Salamanders are the best chapter!

[@christophermadsen1104]

@@joshuawittenberg8975 no

[@joeljohnston3390]

“What’s the only thing defending us from them? SPACE MARINES.” *sobs in imperial guard, admech, battle sisters, custodes and KNIGHTS!*

[@SuperLuis225]

I wish this game would've gotten re-release or had a special edition with the mutiplayer skis in campaign mode. I miss this game so much

[@explosiveanimator2368]

Imagine a space marine at school "how do you get to school" "pure rage"

[@nickfiggy2866]

[SCREAMING EXTERNALLY]

[@sergiosukamto415]

@DankDank Vader wait there is no wolf in fenris

[@codyzuniga5504]

Now I love 40k

[@MrRobot-0]

Pure rage is how you get into the angry marines but they werent canon

[@romeisfallingagain]

@DankDank Vader space wolf checking in. can confirm

[@HATVAULT]

"The enemies _ARE_ the health kits!" Doom Slayer: *You don't say?*

[@captaingalaxy5265]

Warhammer is the OG Doom

[@tairasoul.]

As someone who has played doom 2016 and will be playing doom eternal soon, the enemies are indeed just medkits.

[@ninja6245-real]

Cannon fodder? You mean living breathing ammo boxes?

[@opusmagnus26]

@@ninja6245-real Both actually. You regain both health and ammo types via Glory Kills.

[@pohja4552]

Check release dates broski

[@wheezer5038]

you know, with the way the healing system works in this game, it would probably make more sense for titus to be a blood angel, since they got a thing for drinking blood

[@monsterhunter66]

Are they vampires?

[@wheezer5038]

@@monsterhunter66 yes and no, they have an odd thirst for blood but it is not necessary for them to survive. its a weird psycho/genetic quirk of their's called the Red Thirst.

[@Amateurgamersedgie09]

I'm surprised TheRussianBadger hasn't done a video on darktide yet lol. It's utter chaos but fun lol

[@aaaknowkneemoos4811]

"think of them as religion death fueled machines" well the emperor dislikes that

[@timewellspent8137]

All hail the Man-Emperor

[@Southern_Crusader]

A religious death machine is harder to fight than a freaking Ork hord. The Faithful don't stop even in death!

[@dr.vikyll7466]

@@timewellspent8137 ALL HAIL THE MAN-EMPEROR OF MANKIND

[@Ratgraz]

@@dr.vikyll7466 THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!

[@furiaitalica6704]

@@Ratgraz the emperor attacc

[@Zerpderp0]

"What's the only thing guarding us from them?" A Guardsman with a flashlight. He has stood watch of man for millenia, his body the shield upon which the imperium of man hides beneath when the darkness stretches out before us

[@darrenwang8879]

The sledgehammer of the Imperium! The undefeated wall of guns!

[@kreigguardsman3355]

The planet beaches before the guard did

[@GreyMattersAnimation]

This part really sounds like a mobile game add to me😂 4:39

[@mrmcmoustache9615]

Bolter ammo is Semi-Armour piercing so it’s made to penetrate less armour then it can as a solid shot

[@florbsstreampile6802]

Marines : STOP RESISTING!!! Space Marines : STOP EXISTING!!!

[@darrianweathington1923]

Da Juhasch "welcome to the grim darkness of the future, fun isn't allowed, happiness is banned peace doesn't exist, and *THERE IS ONLY WAR!* " Sounds like games workshop knew Trump was going to be president

[@Airguardian]

True Space Marines: CEASE.

[@KraNisOG]

@@darrianweathington1923 wot?

[@gamingwolf4423]

Borg: resistance is futile Space marines: existing is futile

[@majormajorasic]

@@darrianweathington1923 Now do the motto from the Ork's perspective.

[@PedroMM193]

Blood Ravens: So... The only thing stopping us from Exterminatus is the Titan? *Steals Titan so the planet can go kaboom.*

[@casualrat1807]

“I’m a lieutenant, all my squad is dead” Space marine “IT IS THE BANE BLADE!”

[@FrenchyMcToast]

I love how you can bully grots. Even the basic orks need to be stunned before you can execute them, but the grots you can just walk up and press b. They're like little health packs on legs.

[@edgerobber]

Slamming an Orc so hard that the axe hovers back and the blood is swung off as it returns to the Force Sensitive Blood Marine is now my favorite finisher in video games.

[@Lord_GhostBoner_]

GOD OF WARHAMMER 40K

[@Its_Me_Romano]

Hello there citizens how goes the pu... *BY THE EMPEROR*

[@comradedima9791]

we need to purge all the heretic brother

[@stormsreach2519]

THEY WILL BURN IN HOLY FIRE!

[@besttosterboi2335]

The perfect war cry for fighting tau “Get out of the Emperor’s universe you dirty anime-love-spacecommies”

[@apexghoul9095]

Even gods they die!!!!!!

[@techpriestessfeeb2780]

that's my cue

[@sadlyanuxtakustan8950]

This video was my first introduction to Warhammer and now I have spent more than $5000 on Warhammer miniatures. Help.

[@dank_smirk2ndchannel200]

I love how the Blood Raven mod makes Titus seem schizophrenic but everyone around him is just completely okay with it.

[@bobmalone3726]

“And what’s the only thing standing between us and them? SPACE MARINES.” * Triggered commissar *

[@spirz4557]

"How many guardsmen does it takes to empty a belt-fed bolter ? Let's find out, shall we ?"

[@NunofyaFB]

“For each of us who falls, ten more shall take his place!”

[@Delta-es1lg]

THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD!

[@BeatmasterAC]

@@spirz4557 Commissar :" We have more Men, than they have Ammo. SQUAD, FIX BAYONETTS AND READY FOR CHARGE."

[@WintersTheSixth]

*TRIGGERED IQUISITOR*

[@swindle9695]

Orkz: " *WAAAAGH!!!* " Blood Ravens: " *WAAAAGH!!!* "s right back!

[@M3ta1Head1]

I believe the Blood Raven pronunciation would be *a-hem*: AaaaaaAAAAAHHHH!

[@EthanTheDinoNerd]

I downloaded a mod where all the Space Marines are Bloodravens and it also changed the colors of the chain sword and Jetpack to red. Also while trying to get the mods to work I came across a melee weapon of a Sword...is that like a rare weapon to pick up or....was it part of a mod that was fused with another Bloodraven mod. All I know was that my character's head and shoulders were invisible while both mods were on. Also I really really love the story to the point that I want to know what happens next. Spoilers: They accused Titnus of being infected by Chaos.

[@TheTruxFortuita]

When this dropped, i knew about as much as you did in 40k...now I am one of those turbo nerds you speak of.

[@iamme8359]

“That’s just like fireing a self-propelled can of Red Bull that explodes after penetrating a target” So it’s like firing a regular can of Red Bull

[@GrassesOn97]

Step 1: Purge Xenos Step 2: Purge Heresy Step 3: ??? Step 4: FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

[@benman448]

Why Purge the Xenos, When you can become food for the swarm

[@jokerface1404]

Could Step 3 be "PROFIT" ?

[@rebelfleetcommander5138]

Step: 3 STEAL PROPERTY

[@waffleblitzkrieg1765]

ssetp3 repeat steps 1 and 2 until you run out of ammo the proceed to bet them do death with their friends bodys

[@jokerface1404]

I'm down with that step

[@davidbice3154]

The line about growing up playing Dawn of War brought back memories. It was my first ever RTS and what got me into Warhammer in the first place. Blood Ravens Supreme!

[@AllFather_1]

Calling them blood marines made me die of laughter Edit: calling the melta cannon a fire launching shotgun made me die of laughter again

[@liamtaplin5091]

The bolter used is a .998 Godwyn Pattern, which is a standard weapon for Space Marines (as much as anything involving Space Marines can be standard, anyway). It fires a .998 self-propelled explosive tipped round, which is roughly analogous to the 25x137mm round fired by the M242 Bushmaster chain gun, which is used most notably in the Bradley fighting vehicle

[@HellbirdIV]

The .998 does not refer to the calibre of the Bolter shell. That's a mistake Badger makes in the video: Space Marine Bolters are chambered in .75 calibre, with rounds measuring roughly 20x50mm, and the Imperium also has smaller .50 calibre bolters that can be used by ordinary humans. The .998 refers to the year the weapon was designed or implemented, the 998th year of an (unnamed) Millennium, possibly 998.M40, aka the year 39998. The HEAVY Bolter does fire '1 calibre' rounds, which would be closer to the Bushmaster's long 25mm.

[@AremStefaniaK]

thought that was a 40mm bofors wat de hek

[@idiocyincorporated7635]

@@AremStefaniaK it's a purge rock that's sole purpose is to deliver the emperor's will. end of discussion.

[@themanformerlyknownascomme777]

@@AremStefaniaK I mean, in actual scale the Bolter is 60mm but in lore it's .75 caliber (20mm, .998 is 25mm)

[@jackgeorge9478]

Ok, ok, but, it’s still a big bullet

[@psychogunner7062]

"Something something, crack is whack" -- Spess Mehreen, 41st Millennium

[@matthewcharles6991]

I watched this maybe 5 times today. I would love to have a lot of these sound bytes as a Skyrim mod.

[@PersimmonHurmo]

I got into Warhammer because of this video... Thank you!!!

[@Barga6464]

I dont suppose youd think about doing a mod for this game with YOUR voiceover?

[@Barga6464]

cmonlets get a few more likes to get his attention

[@nikobellic4203]

"Hippity hoppity where the FUCK is my property?"

[@zachdavis8251]

FUND IT!

[@preetamdasika7636]

That's the thing, I cant tell when its the game or its him with the blood marine voice

[@rrockt3830]

Shut Up and take my money and make it

[@SpanishDio]

“And what’s the only thing standing between us and them? SPACE MARINES.” * Angry Imperial Guard Noises *

[@steirqwe7956]

Space marines may be fancy and chad, but Baneblades are driven by the guardsmen.

[@daveemerson6549]

You have a point......but what's the only thing standing between the Guard and complete annihilation?

[@user-nl6xv2fh9f]

@@daveemerson6549 10 trillion other guardsmen. Imperial guard have more sholdiers than the enemy got bullets

[@hairypancake]

As cool as the SMs are, the Guard are the back-bone of the Imperium. A single guardsman might be a joke but he's got a trillion buddies at his side and just all the heavy armor you could possibly imagine.

[@jacekjasinski4171]

Guard is the Hammer of the Imperium for a reason, they fight most of battles, they siege for decades, they hold the line for another decades. SMs are just shock troops, they have too sheer numbers to hold any territory or fight a regular battle for long, they deplete too fast. SMs are rather the scalpel of the imperium. U want that warboss assassinated? Send SMs. Oh, the eldar are doing their heretical sorcery on your forge world? Send SMs to deal with it fast. SMs are cool and sickly powerful, but still there's not enough of them to make a regular fighting force.

[@partygoer1856]

Did you know: Orks don't grow hair naturally so the hair you see on Orks is acctually a hair squig!

[@monsterhunter66]

🤢🤮

[@MrGreenScreenSir]

Ok, to be honest a space marine pretty much the master chief and the Doom slayer in one guy.