FOR THE EMPEROR | Warhammer 40k: Space Marine

[@existentialdread7081]

Leandros: The Codex Astartes does not support this action. Black Templar: Are they talking about a fucking book?!

[@tamkin007]

Dark Angels draws sword you mentioned a book?

[@The_Light0001]

WELL I CAN'T READ! **BURNS CODEX ASTARTES** JUST ROAST MY FLAMES!

[@kreigguardsman3355]

What are books

[@BigTylt]

Blood Raven: *MINE*

[@nodeloliver6201]

Black Templar: **[Screams in illiteracy]**

[@TBH-nu2so]

I’m 90% sure the 3rd lung is just for yelling longer.

[@ninja6245-real]

Probably

[@ShapeshifterOS]

Third lung is for filtering toxic atmosphere. Nothing like a breath of miasma in the morning!

[@Gojimon630]

The math checks out

[@ВасилийМорозов-л7х]

Asta Roth When a Harlequin stabs someone, the needle thing shoots a coiled "monofilament" wire which twists in the wound, causing extreme cutting damage to the internal organs.

[@funnyswangoosething5088]

Have you seen some Chapter’s battle cries? Literally some of them are full sentences.

[@MacKnight]

Why a warlord titan is ABSOLUTE. 1. Few forge worlds can actually build the damn thing. 2. Those that can, takes least 80-100 years to make ONE. 3. They are city breakers and siege platforms. They are useful on the battlefield. 4. Most titans in general, are hundreds, thousands of years old. They Sometimes wage war to recover a fallen titan from a planet because rebuild one takes less time then making a new one. Despite the possibly millions of dead in the recovery... Welcome to Warhammer 40.000.

[@philipslice6273]

So, tldr for this comment is... STRATEGIC VALUE ABSOLUTE

[@casualcgrain7835]

tldr delay the exterminatus until AFTER the warlord titan is secure.

[@igorwojtyna2158]

1000 000 milion planets with 10 000 000 000 people living on ea h one of them with such Numbers u really Dont care about a few hundred thousand

[@igorwojtyna2158]

Also i love that the first response to an invasion was exterminatus

[@comradeshadles4967]

Thank you honorable brother

[@haydndale402]

Part 2 coming soon lol 😂

[@dariozuniga5816]

Better be 😂

[@Kitcat12436]

I really really hope so

[@HunterDarkWolf]

I hope they do

[@glenn134]

Thunder hammer/power sword and heavy bolt pistol!! All you need ...die Xenos!!😁😆👍

[@jillianedaleleyno6032]

6 years later.....

[@Vollification]

The story makes a lot more sense when you play as a Blood Raven. Purge heretics and grab anything that isn't welded to the floor.

[@gordita6845]

not like we can't take those too

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

@@gordita6845 the heretics or the floor?

[@Ian-wn5lc]

@@Crimson_Sun2486 yes.

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

@@Ian-wn5lc can't have shit in this 41st millennium

[@speedwagon5314]

if you cant grab the things welded to the floor, you grab the floor instead.

[@internetzenmaster8952]

Fun fact: Everything about how the Orks act in Space Marine is 100 percent in canon with 40k Ork lore. *Especially the parts about teamkilling.*

[@thatone7589]

the ork truly are the best

[@John2r1]

Orks also spend more time fighting each other than they do fighting other races.

[@Rawnblade13]

@@John2r1 Thank the Emperor for that, cause if they ever united, the entire galaxy would be overrun by the green tide!

[@John2r1]

@@Rawnblade13 Yep . The Nids are enough of a pain to deal with without all the Orks uniting under one war boss. That would be well were all dead .

[@zipherdias420]

@Raven Brown Do you mean like, a WAAAAH!!...SHHH, no, that is legend.

[@Torque_Mk1]

Can't wait for Mark Strong to say his first lines in the sequel: "Shut the fuck up Leandros. For the Emperor!"

[@creaturetransylvania8943]

He will not be the voice for Titus in this one.

[@GhostOfDamned]

That would be funny

[@HyperFlame64V1]

@@creaturetransylvania8943 Is that Confirmed or you pullin' Heretical Bullshit out the ass??

[@pututunik8748]

@@HyperFlame64V1 don't worry brother, the person might be different but the gene is still there

[@Hillwatch]

It’s Rollo from Vikings

[@monroerobbins7551]

What’s hilarious about the Orcs is that they’re only brainless right now (outside the leader in a mech suit) is because they’ve only been fighting each other; they get smarter the more they fight other people, for long periods of time, because they learn more and more. So, therefore, if you keep fighting them, they will inevitably get smarter.

[@MrOiram46]

All fun and games until they start returning to *KRORK* 💀

[@adamshafeeq8685]

It's kinda like "never played the tutorial and hope you learn as you go"

[@1nva0er55]

​@@MrOiram46Mfw a single Krork would make a Primarch, daemon or otherwise, shit their power armour.

[@slappybio1686]

Dont forget that they are also Mushroom people (I am not even kidding)

[@someopinionateddirt6561]

So hypothetically, is it possible for the Orks to get so smart you could start having trade deals with them?

[@maciekgrodzinski9133]

"Blood Ravens didnt stole anything." Have you noticed that after they landed, the titan suddenly disappeared?

[@silverbolt67]

Wait wha?! THOSE BLOODY MAGPIES

[@lokikinch]

Maciek Grodziński it never left the manofactorum and after leaving the manofactorum you go STRAIGHT TO THE SPIRE

[@MartaTzu]

@@lokikinch So, it is stolen or not stolen until you can check it again, which is ulikely to happen. The Shroedinger titan.

[@JordanSmith-yi3ji]

@Julian Monette The Blood Ravens rode in on a Ultramarine Thunderhawk (is that what they're called?), so that was stolen too. With the Ultramarines still inside.

[@MrEvan312]

Just because the Blood Ravens didn't steal it right away doesn't mean they didn't come back later with something big enough to move it.

[@Colleywoodstudios]

"Are the humans the good guys?" "LEGALLY i am required to say yes..."

[@baconvideo8413]

Sean Grant I might be a heretic, but at least I can’t get sick. Mainly because I already have every disease ever made, but eh, it could be worse.

[@b2crazyeye]

Baconshark PURGE THE NURGLITE

[@Alertacobra12]

Careful, you're starting to sound like a heretic

[@stealthynaxo]

@@baconvideo8413 not true. If they keep mutating, they are considereda new sickness.

[@vladimirdragonov]

The law requires I say yes

[@michaellyons4621]

0:43 “The only thing between us and them are the Space Marines” Cries in Imperial Guardsmen.

[@mr.depressed886]

Tantrums in adepta sororitias

[@mr.depressed886]

Binaries in Adeptus Mechanicus

[@mr.depressed886]

Screams in Adeptus Custodies

[@kevinyasutomi9790]

Laughs in Blood Ravens

[@johnnysteele5934]

Sobs in Imperial Navy

[@bobwalsh3751]

Ah yes the four weapons of a true Space Marine: 1: Primary 2: Secondary 3: Long Range, and 4: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK😂

[@Sleeper____1472]

Bro got caught like a BoS Paladin

[@Butter_Warrior99]

And this is my introduction into Warhammer 40k, never forget your first.

[@unbarredhalo7327]

Mine was Gladius, great game if you're into civ style games

[@crazysith7809]

Mine was Dawn of War

[@thelion2751]

Mine was the movies(they are...well there)

[@celestialspartan1176]

Same here! FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Butter_Warrior99]

@@celestialspartan1176, FOR THE EMPEROR!

[@Centoriun]

“The only thing standing between us and them: space marines” The planet broke... before the guard did

[@CustodianHadrian]

Well said!

[@zachqaisar8661]

CADIA STANDS!

[@jigmatrix]

FOR CADIA!

[@lubu523]

So? Objective Lost

[@CustodianHadrian]

@@lubu523 Tell that to a Cadian's face and see what happens, heretic.

[@spamreciever4208]

"How does it feel to get krumped by a member of your own race?" That's literally the Orks favorite thing in the Universe

[@darthplagueis13]

Second most favourite thing. Their most favourite thing is when they are the ones krumping

[@fredfredburger5150]

There's literally a part in the game where you encounter a bunch of orks happily fighting each other.

[@darkherculeskabuterimon7203]

This comment currently has 666 likes. I like that, but if I do then the perfection is ruined.

[@tw12358]

Umies is to soft space mines is to soft ork is just right

[@Miscelanou]

@@tw12358 noooo they love space marines

[@_0_0___]

"I don't know how they can roll with that much armor" says badger, but I'm over here like "they have a *jetpack* and their armor is fairly rounded, making it easier to roll"

[@lastgengamers1137]

Your logic smells of heresy

[@SchwarzSchwertkampfer]

Race an Species are 2 different things. The Space marine is right. Literally. I do not like spiders, or any other type of animal neither that tries to eat me; that makes me normal, not a racist. The same applies to the space marine interactions with xenos.

[@darthcerebus]

It's less "Rolling" and more "Falling forward all the way back around"

[@yasuowindrunner895]

@@darthcerebus "falling forward all the way around" so in other words rolling...

[@fionfee]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH

[@Burkutace27]

"Is that wise, Captain? The space book says this is bad." "Well I can't read!!!"

[@Listlesspanda]

READING IS HERESY, PURGE MY EYES IN HOLY FLAME!

[@davo_9673]

Space book say this is bad "No"~book

[@a1z158]

@@davo_9673 I don't know why but this is the funniest thing I've seen all day

[@inkedseahear]

The virgin Ultramarine: -Blueberry smurf -Reads and follows the Codex like a nerd -Gets taught with other Neophytes The Chad Black Templar: -On an eternal crusade -Doesn't follow the Codex because he can't read -Gets schooled by a Black Templar -Hates all Xenos, mutants, and heretical SUCH AS YOU HERETIC!

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

RaPtorteAm including themselves because they are mutants, besides everyone knows that the black templars are dorn’s rebellious teenage sons

[@thudlite4319]

Fun fact: Orks are so unintelligent that their weapons only work because they have a gestalt psychic field that causes their weapons to work because they believe that the weapons work. When cracked open by several Mechanicus, even the vehicles are just random metal pieces welded onto four wheels that even the Mechanicus couldn’t figure out how to start.

[@crows_are_superior4464]

To be fair the mechanicus doesn’t even know how their own shit works

[@MyLifeIsAFrickingMess_MRPOLSKA]

The Mechanicus is the equivalent of inheriting a load of shit from your dad. The Orks do what they can with what they got and what they got is metal pipes and hope. And by god its all they need

[@dr.bright6272]

They have rolldown windows so they can preform drive-by's on enemy spacecraft

[@galomir833]

Remember that they don’t use communication device to speak from SPACE ship to space ship They just have an ork that speak REALLY LOUD Somehow that work SOMEHOW Same for breathing in a vacuum As long a they don’t know they can’t, they can do it

[@dr.bright6272]

@@galomir833 they have windows that roll down incase they want to do a drive by on a passing space ship

[@carton5235]

Bagjur: "whats the only thing defending us from them?" Me: "the countless sacrifices of the imperial guard?" Bubger: "SPACE MARINES"

[@raddragon1373]

Bodgier

[@iamazngi9540]

what in the fuck did i just read?

[@piratekingthaszar7912]

@@iamazngi9540 the writer's room at Games workshop.

[@allegoriedelacaverne6989]

The planet still broke before the Guard did

[@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487]

@@allegoriedelacaverne6989 "Sad Cadia noises."

[@sentane8031]

The story still made sense, that Blood Angel was clearly falling to his blood rage so they sent him on a suicide mission to back up some Ultramarines, unluckily for Dante it appears the Ultramarine plot armour extended to said Blood Angel

[@baileysmith2999]

😆

[@wf1675]

operation hijack the warlord titan is a go SPACE MARIENS

[@Sgtgump9873]

That marine is a blood raven

[@scorpion40k]

That is a Blood Raven, you heretic

[@Hawk_of_Battle]

132 People upvoted this comment. That's 132 heretics can't tell the difference between a Blood Angel and a Blood Raven. Somebody get the heavy flamer.

[@obliviangamer2319]

Cadian: *Introduces herself* Badger's Marine: IT IS THE BANEBLADE Everyone else: *awkward silence* Sidonus: So...You were in command?

[@Boringspy]

Cadian: My lord, are you alright? Sidonus: Oh don’t mind him. He’s been at this for centuries and he’s starting to get dementia

[@Scoutman4296]

ENGAGING WARP SPIDER AHH, A WARP SPIDER

[@androxtempest3913]

Sidonus: i...see my lord is he really mentality to be fighting in this battle Cadian: he does this all the time but hes very effective at his job

[@AmarBalta]

Something Something crack is whack

[@arthaswilliams9414]

​@@Scoutman4296 it sounds like he forgot about the warp spider after saying that

[@thepolitegamer1966]

“We aren’t racist, we hate everyone equally” -Space Marine

[@samfire3067]

Imperion: we hate heretics and xenos. Doesn't matter who.

[@defintely-not-toast7611]

Can’t be racist if you hate everyone

[@Butter_Warrior99]

Can't be racist if you destroyed the concept of race, because the Emperor said it was, [C R I N G E]

[@martinjonasson5026]

Except people of our own race. And faith. And loyalty. And who are identical to us in every way.

[@kinagrill]

I mean it's the human species. it's not racist to hate eldar or orks. it'd be species-ist, I guess. But not racist.

[@CustodianHadrian]

Technically Aliens aren't a race, they're a species. So the Imperium in fact IS NOT racist.

[@geegeetomlinson2316]

eh isn't "race" more a non-scientific term anyway? aren't the scientific terms like, "genus", "kingdom" and "species"? It doesn't seem right to split hairs on a word that has no clear scientific use.

[@P4N70M1M3H0R53]

race is specifically subdividing the same genus and species so technically they are just xenophobes. which i mean is kinda like being racist towards every other species in existence

[@novasolarius8763]

@@P4N70M1M3H0R53 that's not racism though. That's... uh... something else, probably.

[@maverick5640]

@@P4N70M1M3H0R53 DID YOU JUST ACCUSE US OF FEARING XENOS

[@lokikinch]

JAZZYLEE RACER ha haaaaa

[@eddie_the_underlord_cow3459]

Ah yes the space marines take their healing knowledge from the ultimate space marine, Doomguy (Doomguy was a marine. He was in space. Therefore Doomguy is a space marine)

[@Ace-Thirteen]

And in eternal you actually get health and armor from killing demons. (At least with flame belch)

[@eddie_the_underlord_cow3459]

@@Ace-Thirteen I know, I have hundreds of hours in the game.

[@sabre2-724]

yeah in some ways you can say both do rip and tear... only exception is the slayer does it way longer

[@thepolitegamer1966]

“I can’t be racist to a race that doesn’t exist.” -Space Marine Edit: Huh, neat

[@eliavi3251]

Freezer be like.

[@Raeinok]

@@eliavi3251 Have you ever heard about the planet Vegeta?

[@eliavi3251]

@@Raeinok Planet Vegeta?

[@Dean123123100]

@@eliavi3251 dragon ball

[@eliavi3251]

@@Dean123123100 That's the joke.

[@wazzu4488]

"Or belong to a different religion." Me: _Laughs in Adeptus Mechanicus_

[@kevinmayfield6182]

Jofish The best beeps and boops.

[@brendoncabral6433]

Or you can just be hear to eat shit and dip like the nids

[@frenchsoldier8485]

Didn't Big E convince them he was the Omnissiah?

[@kaeosfactory]

101010101010101! “1”1-11..0” 1..0” 1=“0”1\||\|’1’ !

[@viperanaf]

omnissiah be praised

[@TheAxleRaider]

Doom eternal: religious purging Space marines: very religious purging

[@petepeterson5917]

I'm 90% sure Doomguy could fit right in with the Space marines.

[@timeforgottenprince8271]

@@petepeterson5917 And the Imperium would welcome him with open arms after seeing his hatred for demons.

[@Ciaramae7]

DOOMguy: finally a fandom like mine

[@ammarsalim1185]

For the Emperor!

[@Ciaramae7]

@@ammarsalim1185wait im christian damn.

[@skrtch]

Badger needs to get the crew together for Space Marine 2

[@NemesisRose]

This game is getting a sequel and I really hope Badger plays it when it comes out

[@ryanmorris6755]

"Second Leftenant Mira, 203rd Cadian Regiment." "IT IS THE BANEBLADE."

[@johnroscoe2406]

ENGAGING WARP SPIDER! "Come with m-*" AAAAAAAH A WARP SPIDER!

[@peepoobeepoo5842]

"They keep shooting us down" *WARP SPIDERS*

[@lookatthepicture4107]

CREEEEEEEEEED!!!

[@cl4p-tp76]

Something something crack is whack

[@brittlespy9083]

I was told the best way to explain 40K to a new comer is just to say "You decided to side with the space Nazis because Cthulhu was kinda scary"

[@Madheim777]

and the best thing is that isnt inaccurate at all X'D

[@fieldmarshalrommel9495]

Best way to say it

[@gipsydanger5802]

the black templars do have a cross

[@Flaxdosh]

Space romans to be exact

[@thedoctor8527]

Or better yet just u screaming for the emperor for a couple hours while slaughtering other species that arent u

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

"Nobody likes the Tau because nobody likes dumb space communists." You had me on the "not liking them" side at the name alone, that later bit is just icing on the "Duty Reporting" cake.

[@HPWRussio]

Funny that Tau are not clearly Communists. Because real Communism destroy any castes and stratums, but Tau has so much castes like Earth, Fire, Air and etc

[@lastmanstanding5423]

@@HPWRussio I found an unironic _"real communism has never been tried"_ redditor

[@theregalproletariat]

@@lastmanstanding5423 No, that is Marx's definition. Socialism (has been tried): Public ownership of the means of production Communism (next step, has not been tried): That + abolishing social classes, money, and the state.

[@lastmanstanding5423]

@@theregalproletariat found another one :)

[@CharaGonzalez-lt7yw]

That's not what he was talking about, but ok. Found the braindead NCD poster​@@lastmanstanding5423

[@kadiyamsrikar9565]

My favorite scene Nerdy space marine : "CODEX ASTARTES doesn't support this action " Blood Marine : "Shut the f**k up , Leonardes " FOR THE EMPRAH"

[@strikerecho2592]

Finds out a sequel to this game has been announced: FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

[@Donbasos14]

FOR THE EMPEROR!

[@GhostOfDamned]

YAAAAAAA! FOR THE EMPEROR

[@amustardseed6748]

When your enemy is so retarded that what the believe works actual works.

[@johnroscoe2406]

A WARP SPIDER!

[@afrowe0093]

FOR THE EMPEROR

[@avocadotoast6369]

"What's the only thing defending US from THEM? Space Marines! :D" *cries in ceaseless slaughter of Astra Militarum*

[@Storiaron]

"How does it feel to get krumped by a member of your own race?" Astra militarum cries even harder

[@Voltboy1449]

FOR THE EMPRA

[@l0singzanity1]

*They held the line for 10,000 years!*

[@kreigguardsman3355]

The planet cracked before the guard did

[@theeyeofodin4414]

Astra Mili-what now? You're in the Imperial Guard now, son

[@johnjackson9459]

Aged so fucking well😊

[@prodeadpool2o]

Really hoping to see a space marine 2 video

[@isaacshenton9330]

@@prodeadpool2o im sure we will

[@minigamer1967]

"The enemies ARE the health kits!" DOOM Slayer: 👍

[@nowhere474]

Doom Slayer FEARS SLY MARBO!!!

[@JustLetMeUseNPC]

DOOM LOVES THAT!

[@kamchatmonk]

DOOM Slayer would fit right in with W40k.

[@krysc3278]

@@nowhere474 more than fear, i think it would be a mutual respect, both are unstopable forces of nature too angries to die.

[@convoy034]

DOOM Slayer: I approve this

[@bass-dc9175]

"As you may have seen, it is shooting down all of our support vessels ..." "ENGAGING WARPSPIDER! AAAAAHH A WARPSPIDER!" Perfection

[@CommanderGameLP]

HIPPITY HOPPITY WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PROPERTY!?

[@Sir_Bucket]

YOU HAVE CAPTAIN DIOMEDES

[@halostormx7827]

Baneblade

[@ErickGarcia-k6s]

BRUVA I AM PINNED HERE!!!

[@novasolarius8763]

"Don't ask me how these characters roll in this much armour, it's a long story." The armour is basically a tiny mech. Done.

[@theadministrator8704]

Nova Solarius it’s called the black carapace.. allowing the Astartes to fully interface with the suit... letting the marine feel what the armor is feeling...

[@novasolarius8763]

@@theadministrator8704 That alone doesn't explain how they can roll in it. Marines are strong, but even they can't function that well when wearing such a heavy suit of armour without assistance.

[@theadministrator8704]

Nova Solarius do you know what the black carapace is?

[@novasolarius8763]

@@theadministrator8704 Yes. It's the implant that permits a Marine to interface with power armour.

[@theadministrator8704]

Nova Solarius okay

[@SuperNoobz22]

CANNOT WAIT FOR BADGER TO MAKE A VID ON SPACE MARINE 2 LETS GOOOOOOO

[@commissaryarrick9939]

Russian badger: the only defense is space marines Guardsmen: am I a joke to you?

[@frenchsoldier8485]

Yes

[@jacksonarnold9669]

They are, their guns are nicknamed “flashlights”

[@davo_9673]

Yes, yes they are, death to the false emperor

[@commissaryarrick9939]

Ok heretic boomer

[@davo_9673]

@@commissaryarrick9939 no u

[@imv_3641]

99% Casualty rate. *Victory*

[@TheDarkkilla12]

IMV _ You call Stalingrad a bad time? We call that a Tuesday.

[@mihos11]

And nothing of worth was lost that day

[@generalfranky1905]

IMV *BROTHER, I WILL RESPAWN!*

[@taylormotyl5085]

... war... War never changes...

[@Goose_VFA1]

You're in the guard now son

[@Zerpderp0]

"What's the only thing guarding us from them?" A Guardsman with a flashlight. He has stood watch of man for millenia, his body the shield upon which the imperium of man hides beneath when the darkness stretches out before us

[@darrenwang8879]

The sledgehammer of the Imperium! The undefeated wall of guns!

[@kreigguardsman3355]

The planet beaches before the guard did

[@thegammer2117]

Anyone else here hoping badger does a video on the sequel?

[@Royal-fl2oe]

Absolutely yes

[@MellowHolloww]

Hell yea.

[@timothywillox8564]

He’s probably actively working on it now. It’ll be a couple of months probably, but it’s gonna be a banger.

[@ajspin2642]

Yesyes

[@liamtaplin5091]

The bolter used is a .998 Godwyn Pattern, which is a standard weapon for Space Marines (as much as anything involving Space Marines can be standard, anyway). It fires a .998 self-propelled explosive tipped round, which is roughly analogous to the 25x137mm round fired by the M242 Bushmaster chain gun, which is used most notably in the Bradley fighting vehicle

[@HellbirdIV]

The .998 does not refer to the calibre of the Bolter shell. That's a mistake Badger makes in the video: Space Marine Bolters are chambered in .75 calibre, with rounds measuring roughly 20x50mm, and the Imperium also has smaller .50 calibre bolters that can be used by ordinary humans. The .998 refers to the year the weapon was designed or implemented, the 998th year of an (unnamed) Millennium, possibly 998.M40, aka the year 39998. The HEAVY Bolter does fire '1 calibre' rounds, which would be closer to the Bushmaster's long 25mm.

[@AremStefaniaK]

thought that was a 40mm bofors wat de hek

[@idiocyincorporated7635]

@@AremStefaniaK it's a purge rock that's sole purpose is to deliver the emperor's will. end of discussion.

[@themanformerlyknownascomme777]

@@AremStefaniaK I mean, in actual scale the Bolter is 60mm but in lore it's .75 caliber (20mm, .998 is 25mm)

[@jackgeorge9478]

Ok, ok, but, it’s still a big bullet

[@alteredbeast7145]

"Dumbass weaboo space commys" is actually a fairly accurate summation of the Tau. Also, fun Astarte power is they can see peoples memories by eating them.

[@jeffthemercenary]

I mean Tau literally had Gundams

[@davidmiller9485]

some can... some of the geneseeds have degraded to the point that various chapters have lost certain abilities that were supposed to be common amongst all Space Marines. Acid Saliva is another one that is missing from some chapters. Also, just to be complete some chapter's geneseed has mutated to the environment from which that chapter gains it's recruits. The space wolves and salamanders are good examples of this.

[@Dabluemoon93]

Honestly tau look like fish people.

[@picklesandnori]

Just like weebs they have no idea how to use swords lol

[@opusmagnus26]

From what I was told one time in VRChat during a PVP event or so, the correct term is "Weaboo Space Socialist". To that, I say "Weaboo Space Socialist-Communists" or "Weaboo Space Communist-Socialists". I kind of like the Tau. They're the first race I picked for my first DoW: Soulstorm campaign.

[@WhimsicalCreature457]

“Hippity, hoppity, where the f**k is my property?” and “Something, something... Crack is whack.” are possibly now my two favorite lines of all time.

[@aaahyesname8296]

Silence mutant

[@WhimsicalCreature457]

Matthew Dalessio Bruh...

[@ThunderSkull214]

ubisoft, me angy, fix

[@somerandomknucklesinatank1491]

I LOVE CRACK! AND COCAINE! AND METH! AND EVERYTHING ELSE!

[@CJ-ow2ld]

13:15

[@joetitus3504]

Who’s here after Space Marine 2 came out?

[@edgerobber]

Slamming an Orc so hard that the axe hovers back and the blood is swung off as it returns to the Force Sensitive Blood Marine is now my favorite finisher in video games.

[@Lord_GhostBoner_]

GOD OF WARHAMMER 40K

[@HeCometh232]

Imagine a space marine at school "how do you get to school" "pure rage"

[@nickfiggy28]

[SCREAMING EXTERNALLY]

[@sergiosukamto415]

@DankDank Vader wait there is no wolf in fenris

[@codyzuniga5504]

Now I love 40k

[@MrRobot-0]

Pure rage is how you get into the angry marines but they werent canon

[@romeisfallingagain]

@DankDank Vader space wolf checking in. can confirm

[@MC_Grex]

“Tune in next time where we make fun of the salamanders.” Still waiting on that badger.

[@mattpelter]

I just found this video and frantically searched for the “salamander” video because I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard at a WK40k video since Bruva Alfabusa’s If The Emperor Had A Text-to-Speech Device.

[@MC_Grex]

@@mattpelter I know right? admittedly i had watched it when it came out but his best of 2018 reminded me of a promise that desperately needs to be fulfilled!

[@Pumpkin42O]

He cant because you cant make fun of the guys so badass they sit in there base taking in radiation constantly

[@joshuawittenberg8975]

But Salamanders are the best chapter!

[@christophermadsen1104]

@@joshuawittenberg8975 no

[@mr_demeanor6008]

This is the best, most beginner friendly, explanation of 40k I've ever come across.

[@florbsstreampile6802]

Marines : STOP RESISTING!!! Space Marines : STOP EXISTING!!!

[@darrianweathington1923]

Da Juhasch "welcome to the grim darkness of the future, fun isn't allowed, happiness is banned peace doesn't exist, and *THERE IS ONLY WAR!* " Sounds like games workshop knew Trump was going to be president

[@Airguardian]

True Space Marines: CEASE.

[@KraNisOG]

@@darrianweathington1923 wot?

[@gamingwolf4423]

Borg: resistance is futile Space marines: existing is futile

[@majormajorasic]

@@darrianweathington1923 Now do the motto from the Ork's perspective.

[@iamme8359]

“That’s just like fireing a self-propelled can of Red Bull that explodes after penetrating a target” So it’s like firing a regular can of Red Bull

[@darthjarjar578]

Who’s here rewatching this waiting for badger’s video to drop on the sequel 👀

[@MrQuantumInc]

Warhammer 40K: Space Marine was exactly five years ahead of its time because Doom 2016 was extremely similar but vastly more successful. A buff guy in armor, on another planet, fighting demons, when your health gets low you stun an enemy and activate a special finishing move, there's a story but the protagonist doesn't really care, if you run low on ammo you bring out the chainsaw/sword, etc.

[@justanordinaryguy._.7399]

Doom Slayer would like to cooperate with Space Marine

[@drsoe08]

Captain Titus would casualy fuckstomp the Doomslayer.

[@RukaGoldheart]

@@drsoe08 I'll have to halt you right there sir. Your knowledge of more is far too limited to make such assumptions

[@amandeepgill5206]

@@RukaGoldheart Doomguy killed a titan without superpowers and all by himself. Now he has a preator suit and has been blessed by the seraphim, he killed the Kahn Maykyr who is technically a God type figure and the icon of sin, which is said that will literally grow stronger the longer he stays on earth and make a giant blackhole to swallow all of creation.

[@RukaGoldheart]

@@amandeepgill5206 having played the last two games I already know this

[@aaaknowkneemoos4811]

"think of them as religion death fueled machines" well the emperor dislikes that

[@timewellspent8137]

All hail the Man-Emperor

[@Southern_Crusader]

A religious death machine is harder to fight than a freaking Ork hord. The Faithful don't stop even in death!

[@dr.vikyll7466]

@@timewellspent8137 ALL HAIL THE MAN-EMPEROR OF MANKIND

[@Ratgraz]

@@dr.vikyll7466 THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!

[@furiaitalica6704]

@@Ratgraz the emperor attacc

[@PedroMM193]

Blood Ravens: So... The only thing stopping us from Exterminatus is the Titan? *Steals Titan so the planet can go kaboom.*

[@MG-Makes]

Can't wait for a badger Darktide video

[@pontiusporcius8430]

Or a boltgun video

[@GrassesOn97]

Step 1: Purge Xenos Step 2: Purge Heresy Step 3: ??? Step 4: FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

[@benman448]

Why Purge the Xenos, When you can become food for the swarm

[@jokerface1404]

Could Step 3 be "PROFIT" ?

[@rebelfleetcommander5138]

Step: 3 STEAL PROPERTY

[@waffleblitzkrieg1765]

ssetp3 repeat steps 1 and 2 until you run out of ammo the proceed to bet them do death with their friends bodys

[@jokerface1404]

I'm down with that step

[@Barga6464]

I dont suppose youd think about doing a mod for this game with YOUR voiceover?

[@Barga6464]

cmonlets get a few more likes to get his attention

[@nikobellic4203]

"Hippity hoppity where the FUCK is my property?"

[@zachdavis8251]

FUND IT!

[@preetamdasika7636]

That's the thing, I cant tell when its the game or its him with the blood marine voice

[@rrockt3830]

Shut Up and take my money and make it

[@HATVAULT]

"The enemies _ARE_ the health kits!" Doom Slayer: *You don't say?*

[@captaingalaxy5265]

Warhammer is the OG Doom

[@tairasoul.]

As someone who has played doom 2016 and will be playing doom eternal soon, the enemies are indeed just medkits.

[@ninja6245-real]

Cannon fodder? You mean living breathing ammo boxes?

[@opusmagnus26]

@@ninja6245-real Both actually. You regain both health and ammo types via Glory Kills.

[@pohja4552]

Check release dates broski

[@plaguedoctor5145]

Watching this while playing Space Marine 2. Praise the Emperor

[@drizztiley8740]

For those intrigued by this. Here's the rundown Orks: Orcs that can salvage anything to work for them and have cockey accents Xenos: human term for anything alien. Imperium of Man: a dystopia empire of humanity. The good guys...despite being a mixture of the Holy Roman Empire and the Third Riech. Space Marine: super-human genetically enhanced and near immortal. Imperial Guard: regular humans. Disposable Emperor- incredibly powerful man with god-like powers and is ironically worshiped as a God nowadays. Currently in a state of undeath holding back the warp, which is.... Warp: remember hell in Doom? That but 1,000,000 times worse. Realm of chaos. Bad guys domain Chaos Marines: Evil space marines that serve chaos Weapons Bolters: basically a fully automatic RPGs. Chainsword. Exactly what it sounds like. And no, didn't rip off GoW. Warhammer 40K is twice as old as me. I'm 20 so yeah.... Power weapons: weapons covered with a energy field that separates what it comes in contact with at a molecular level. It's nuts. Thunder Hammer. You know power weapons? That but instead of cutting it just pounds you into nothing. Cause [redacted ] you. Not sure if I missed anything. Just know that warhammer is the most over the top sci-fi setting. If you had a dial of sci-fi ridiculousness and brutality Star wars and trek wound be between 2-4. Statecraft maybe 5. Halo is a 5. 40K keeps turning the dial pass 10 until it breaks. Welcome to the grimdark future. Now go purge in the name of the Emperor

[@cadianguardian]

Drizzt Iley WH40K isn't sci-fi, since there is warp and daemons and related stuff, it's more like techno fantasy, like Warhammer Fantasy Battles (Age of Sigmar now) pimped with genetics, chainswords, baneblades and giant piloted titans

[@benmoore1577]

That’s a lot of lore

[@DatBrasss]

I'm gonna channel my inner space commie and say the Farsight Enclaves T'au are the closest things to "good guys" in the setting. Don't get me wrong, Imperium is cool, but... not the good guys.

[@Memento--Mori]

Dat Brass The Imperium of Man are the good guys. They are fighting for the survival of mankind... Oh, and better dead than red (found 40k through Fire Warrior on the PS2, Tau will always be one of my favorite factions).

[@Spidehman]

Just a shame the Ork leaders are all such nobs.

[@Ocrosara23]

"It's not about the plotting, it's about the PURGING" This was the line that made me buy the game. Thank you, man. I haven't played a game like this in a long time.

[@ShadowofaMermaid]

That's pretty much what made me get it yesterday too. Oh. and it was on sale for 5 bucks.

[@Rogue.Rainbow]

Lucky you

[@iamalpharius9483]

Try out Space Hulk: Deathwing too. But first watch badgers OVER THE TOP funny Heavy Flamer Heresy on it. Unbelievable

[@swindle9695]

Orkz: " *WAAAAGH!!!* " Blood Ravens: " *WAAAAGH!!!* "s right back!

[@M3ta1Head1]

I believe the Blood Raven pronunciation would be *a-hem*: AaaaaaAAAAAHHHH!

[@MarkMark-yr4xq]

This is the video that got me into Warhammer 40K.

[@lordcommissarspartan]

Technically the Guard are the stalwart defenders of the imperium. Spesh Mahreens are only deployed when they can be asked

[@shadeofsound23]

The millistratum... The adeptus.. the ... dammit... THE WALL OF GUNS.

[@crplsteve]

@@shadeofsound23 *Wall of Bayonets*

[@bradenwindsor3429]

HERESY

[@illuvitarv5]

Well wtf are they doing the rest of the time? Praying?

[@crplsteve]

@@illuvitarv5 There like less than a million space marines in the imperium spread out across the galaxy, its hard for them to respond to every threat, but yes they do spend a lot of time in prayer, it takes up almost as much time as their combat training. The IG on the otherhand are trillions strong and are essentially the second line of offense/defense in the imperium, the first being the PDF.

[@wilhelmstenvall3823]

No idea what voicelogs are edited and which ones are not.

[@jakehbrown3436]

ikr

[@jaiden1121]

Wilhelm Stenvall same

[@ИльясИзбасаров-ч9э]

0:59 They are crafted by the Emperor to purge heretics The Emperor in 30k: Excuse me, purge who?

[@amandeepgill5206]

Emperor of man: Wait- .... Shit! *facepalm*

[@konokooooo]

What is this mean heretics?

[@timothylaranjo5109]

Lmao I laughed at this shit when half of the space marines became corrupted and almost killed the emperor

[@tacoblude8208]

Emperor: *wakes up* “Must of dosed off for a second.” “Our glorious God emperor has returned” “The fuck did you call me?”

[@sintraficusgeneralof5thbat922]

To purge xenos scum from our world

[@ButteredBanshee]

Cant wait to see your reaction to number 2 is 3 years

[@alizardcrusader8126]

crip marines: ..... blood angel marines: FOR THE EMPORER RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@EvilRaccoonDM]

also blood angel marines: hippity hoppity WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PROPERTY?!

[@Chad5895]

also, its blood raven, not blood angel :((

[@alizardcrusader8126]

@@Chad5895 there is also blood angels not just blood ravens

[@Chad5895]

@@alizardcrusader8126 of course, but the mod he used was of a blood raven, stealing your relics and etc, meanwhile the blood angels are still raging because of their primarch being dead like some emo kid going through a phase

[@bigoof1610]

*FOR THE EMPEROR AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH*

[@relictusimperator8647]

I love how Warboss Shrek complains about them trying stealing his loot when originally he stole it from the Imperium

[@peacekeeper7778]

Nelson Pham: LOL That's Ork Logic for ya: "If I wantz it, I getz it. And I'll krump anyone who sez othawize!!!"

[@TheGrandOracle]

And remember He stole it from some blood ravens which is another level of irony

[@Siegberg91]

he was a blood raven sleeper agent all along in order to steal the titan.

[@loreseer9553]

OI! Wat do you fink are ya doin'? Stealin' sumefin' we roitfully stole? NO WAI!!!

[@angrysocialjusticewarrior]

I dare you to call him shrek to his face!

[@Sam-ep2yo]

Ah, yes. The ancient war-cry of the Imperium, said to have first been called out on the field of battle by the God-Emperor himself... *_SOMETHING SOMETHING_* *_C R A C K I S W H A C K_*

[@borodmislovich8239]

The way he purges heretics? Whack! The way he purge xenos? Whack! The way he taps that big tiddy eldar booty? Whack!

[@ddavis5708]

Man emperor. How dare you lower what he his to the ranks of the chaos gods

[@BloodofAngelS2]

No it's something something charge

[@DGARedRaven]

Honestly, I could totally see the Text-To-Speech Emperor do that.

[@flambedread9532]

*W h A c K*

[@colecote1432]

Who’s here 2024 for the sequel boys??

[@bobmalone3726]

“And what’s the only thing standing between us and them? SPACE MARINES.” * Triggered commissar *

[@spirz4557]

"How many guardsmen does it takes to empty a belt-fed bolter ? Let's find out, shall we ?"

[@NunofyaFB]

“For each of us who falls, ten more shall take his place!”

[@Delta-es1lg]

THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD!

[@BeatmasterAC]

@@spirz4557 Commissar :" We have more Men, than they have Ammo. SQUAD, FIX BAYONETTS AND READY FOR CHARGE."

[@WintersTheSixth]

*TRIGGERED IQUISITOR*

[@danny_decheeto8300]

3:00 how normies walk into class 3:11 how I walk into class

[@danny_decheeto8300]

Ah, they will always fear what they don’t understand

[@mohamednail1707]

3:11 how school shooter walk into class

[@lackusshock]

More like: 3:00 How you walk into class 3:11 How you walk out of class

[@Lamb-ep9no]

Yesss

[@ketavis3880]

Honestly it makes me so happy to see that Badger is teaching his fans the words of the emperor. FOR THE EMPEROR!

[@nwoutlaw5077]

KetaVis no, chaos marines are where its at lol

[@redjive_industries3760]

badger has been waiting far too long to review a REAL warhammer game.

[@lilstarjester3927]

KetaVis FOR THE EMPEROR

[@thomasdeakin8486]

I used to watch this and the Heavy Flamer Heresy video over and over whilst building my first Ultramarines army back in 2019.

[@psychogunner7062]

"Something something, crack is whack" -- Spess Mehreen, 41st Millennium

[@Ducaso]

*FOR THE EMPEROR!* *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

[@falseprophet1415]

I can't even hold it together mid-rage before busting a gut laughing.

[@vasyasedreev3976]

*a legendary SLY MARBOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPROAAAACHES*

[@MusingMageofDisney]

*DIE, HERETICS. YYYUM!!*

[@bigoof1610]

*PURGE THEM IN FLAME*

[@MusingMageofDisney]

*ABANDON REASON!! KNOW ONLY WAR!!*

[@senjuubigold9116]

About the healing from melee kills, fun fact about Space Marines lol: The Emperor, for whatever fucking reason, gave them the ability to eat flesh for... just, buffs, basically. Some Space Marines even crave it, so do with that what you will.

[@fishpop]

Like the, aptly named, Flesh Eaters chapter who HUNGER FOR BURGER!!!

[@jeed-qf1kx]

Space wolves crave heretic flesh

[@1stcaptainraldoron538]

Ah yes, that particular quirk allows the marine to gain the knowledge and experience of whoever’s flesh they’re eating. The blood angels in particular used this quite often to replenish their ranks with experienced warriors quickly prior to being reunited with Sanguinius.

[@flyboy6392]

@@fishpop They hunger for heretic borger

[@the_under_krieger5776]

blood angels drink the blood of there enemy's and they go bad shit crazy

[@johnclement189]

Wake up badger, part 2 already dropped.

[@xofurs9805]

Nobody: Space Marine: ITS THE BANEBLADE!!!!!!

[@timewellspent8137]

A WARP SPIDER AAAAAA. A WARP SPIDER

[@sanctuaryasmr5261]

ENGAGING WARP SPIDER

[@92edoy]

I swear to God, this is literally just Krieg from Borderlands 2 in a power armor. Shouting incoherently to the wind. I am in tears.

[@sanctuaryasmr5261]

@@92edoy ahhhhhh favorite character of all time

[@AbyssWatcher745]

@@92edoy Well the Death Korps of *Krieg* IS a thing.

[@run2u520]

I have a question. Do Ultramarines and Blood Ravens flash gang signs at each other?

[@thomassheffer9199]

That’s the dark angels and the salamanders my guy

[@MrRobot-0]

Or the black templar and the angry marines (if you are not obssed with canon enougth)

[@TheLegend1800]

Actually, they do. The Ultramarines salute to the Blood Ravens in a passive aggressive way to show their support for their fellow Marines while also showing that they are the superior Marines due to following the Codex Astartes closer than the Blood Ravens. In response, the Blood Ravens show the Ultramarines the Ultramarine's bolters that the Blood Ravens just stole.

[@run2u520]

TheLegend1800 And then those Blood Ravens were subsequently mowed down by a small team of Ultramarines with storm bolters riding in a rhino transport while shooting their guns sideways.

[@Elenrai]

@@TheLegend1800 Hah! I can just imagine the blood ravens wearing a ultramarine pauldron as a necklace with the ultima segmentum rendered into a toilet seat with a turd in the "bowl"

[@magoichi75]

Talking about a great game and spreading the wisdom and love of the emperor of mankind...your doing it right badger. Edit: damn badger why you hating on my salamanders!

[@nathanalexandre9043]

wrong way.

[@ovencake523]

i thought badger was actually early for once before realizing this was posted 6 years ago...

[@Its_Me_Romano]

Hello there citizens how goes the pu... *BY THE EMPEROR*

[@comradedima9791]

we need to purge all the heretic brother

[@stormsreach2519]

THEY WILL BURN IN HOLY FIRE!

[@besttosterboi2335]

The perfect war cry for fighting tau “Get out of the Emperor’s universe you dirty anime-love-spacecommies”

[@apexghoul9095]

Even gods they die!!!!!!

[@techpriestessfeeb2780]

that's my cue

[@monkeyboy6857]

I just realized... Badger has been eternalized as a meme with CEASE YOUR HERESY

[@AbyssWatcher745]

"And what's the only thing defending us and them you might ask?SPACE MARINES *As BILLIONS of Imperial Guards get eviscerated by the second desperately trying to hold a line of trenches probably outnumbered on some backwater world that probably doesn't even matter* Oh hey Imperial Guards are in the game! 08:58

[@PikachuLittle]

They do the job of providing a proper speed bump so the Space Marines can show up and take all the credit

[@deltawaffles6015]

You must be new to Warhammer

[@AbyssWatcher745]

@@deltawaffles6015 not really actually

[@yannickgobel2431]

they hold up long enough until the real military comes along , lol

[@AbyssWatcher745]

@@yannickgobel2431space Marines are more like special forces.

[@tacticool_weeb8450]

I love how the popularity of this video got this game a sequel 😂

[@furiousfinch1587]

"How does it feel to get KRUMPED by a member of your own race!?" When it comes to Orks? Feels like Tuesday. If there's no non-Orks to fight, they gladly fight each other.

[@Sgt_Glory]

As illustrated awesomely in Deff Skwadron

[@griffinwik]

The Dawn of War quotes and references made me so happy. What made me happier was someone else enjoyed the game. Almost everyone I know bashes on the game whenever it is brought up.

[@griffinwik]

Artuurs Z. I guess they found it clunky coming from 3rd person cover shooters like Gears of War. But you tend to be clunky when you are an 8-foot tall embodiment of Human pride.

[@_meatsoup]

I know, it's one of my favorite games. When ever W40k tries something different people always want to try and tare down the people that like it. Take Space Hulk, Blood Bowl, Fire Warrior and Kill Team for example. All dramatically different games and genres, but all were handled with such care and dedication they're actually pretty good games.

[@Str8UpBustasGem]

because you play an ultra-smurf in the campaign, pretty much the only legit reason to bash it, mp was hella fun, the sp was also hella fun, it's just a shame it didn't sell well because we totally need a sequel

[@astartesfanboy5294]

i mean they really arent clunky and are faster and have faster reactions then any other 3rd or first person character but i agree it was fun just saying they arent very clunky.

[@archdrake8899]

well that's mostly just soulstorm, every other expansion had fucking top class quality voice acting, but that's what happens when you go to another developer and make weird decisions, like making a worse version of dark crusade's campaign. winter assault is still one of my favorites.

[@miguelluisgorospe8417]

1:45 "Even gods may die!" Religious aliens: *sweats*

[@humantwist-offcap9514]

ArcanePanzer I am still trying to figure out which DoW unit says this line because it’s the most hardcore shit ever

[@turkay67turkay]

@@humantwist-offcap9514 Blood Ravens

[@cc-bk3tx]

@@humantwist-offcap9514 that is the Chaos lord

[@necrorifter3059]

@Diabetic_T-Rex Space Marines: EVEN GODS MAY DIE! God-Emperor of Mankind: [Sweats nervously]

[@ty_thebigbug4791]

Laughs in greater good

[@xSpocKx]

Your time has come again, Badger.

[@SpanishDio]

“And what’s the only thing standing between us and them? SPACE MARINES.” * Angry Imperial Guard Noises *

[@steirqwe7956]

Space marines may be fancy and chad, but Baneblades are driven by the guardsmen.

[@daveemerson6549]

You have a point......but what's the only thing standing between the Guard and complete annihilation?

[@ΒαγγέληςΠρίντεζης]

@@daveemerson6549 10 trillion other guardsmen. Imperial guard have more sholdiers than the enemy got bullets

[@hairypancake]

As cool as the SMs are, the Guard are the back-bone of the Imperium. A single guardsman might be a joke but he's got a trillion buddies at his side and just all the heavy armor you could possibly imagine.

[@jacekjasinski4171]

Guard is the Hammer of the Imperium for a reason, they fight most of battles, they siege for decades, they hold the line for another decades. SMs are just shock troops, they have too sheer numbers to hold any territory or fight a regular battle for long, they deplete too fast. SMs are rather the scalpel of the imperium. U want that warboss assassinated? Send SMs. Oh, the eldar are doing their heretical sorcery on your forge world? Send SMs to deal with it fast. SMs are cool and sickly powerful, but still there's not enough of them to make a regular fighting force.

[@Registered_Simp]

"I came here to do two things and two things only: purge heretics and steal property, and I already stole your property, so let's do this" CEASE... YOUR... HERESY!!!!!

[@cyrinthale2469]

Hippity hoppity I'm here for you property

[@whatisupmyfellowamericans8808]

-said every chapter master of the Blood Ravens ever

[@thesubwayman4890]

Skidaddle Skadoodle resistance is futile

[@ravioliking5246]

Hippity hopppity this is our property

[@johnmoore8161]

Rewatching this after space marine 2 came out in preparation for Badgers Space Marine 2 Video.

[@cartermiller853]

11:55 *stop, RESISTING* !!! The fact that the corpse stayed on its knees after being decapitated then toppling over makes it even better