Boarding a Plane Shouldn’t Be This Hard - Key & Peele

[@felipestrong]

“south northern airlines” already sounds like a bad start lol

[@annabanana2213]

Can’t be any worse than Frontier Airlines😂😂

[@ghost245353]

I never saw the name XD

[@wayneflowers83]

🤣🤣🤣

[@peggyd3368]

Exactly 😂😂😂

[@kalstonii]

felipe strong “spirit airlines”

[@digitalbritt2k]

1:27 The quiet “Thank you for your service” to the military baby killed me 😂💀

[@micheledelore4056]

I died with that one. I missed it at first.

[@OzwaldCobblepot85]

same

[@bikeshike]

R I P

[@yudhaadityasukmanto]

How can you still comment if you are dead

[@jfinney225]

What's a military baby...?! 🤔😟😳🤫🤬

[@ibtgb2]

“Anyone who doesn’t seem cranky” I love that he actually waits 😂😂😂

[@toby7161]

He's angry but he's honest

[@ohnobro4760]

“DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMMMIIIIIIEET!!!!!”

[@manilkasheran2934]

He actually sorted himself out with getting cranky otherwise he would've gotten on before others lol.

[@zephyrzen9401]

That was exactly what I thought, he was still willing to comply with boarding!

[@chriskaprys]

The way he relishes “crang-ky” with so much stank on it, ugh, floors me. Pure gold.

[@WakandaBabe]

Jordan Peele's characterization of the boarding agent is spot on. He knew he had the power! 🤣🤣🤣

[@rogueyun9613]

Having worked as a gate agent myself.. yes. You do have a lot of power. But BOOOY do you have to deal with some cranky customers! I quit. They didn't pay me enough to try to justify why it was raining in Atlanta.

[@WakandaBabe]

@@rogueyun9613 People on airplanes have lost their minds! Don't blame you.

[@a2mark57]

And how is it that he plays him so obviously gay, yet I'm not at all tempted to find it cringe, mean, or offensive? Not everyone can carry that off.

[@grim_2000]

​@@rogueyun9613 reading your comment, while sitting on a plane flying from Atlanta, made it even funnier 😁 It's sunny today though.

[@chriskaprys]

Those Hannibal Lecter unblinking eyes and the laser-guided pass-agg pinky. Incredible!!

[@Drei_S2023]

"Any old, religious people with military babies" lol 😂

[@nate-404]

That one killed me 😂😂😂

[@harshjoshi6289]

Thank you for your service lol

[@goldys44]

The "Thank you for your service" sent me😂

[@juicymiss87]

That was the best...that baby on that hat😂😂

[@alecsanderfuentes3913]

TMCPlays Gaming I thought he was gonna say after that “any old religious military personal in a wheel chair with military babies”

[@peterfillmore5656]

Honestly thought he was going to say, "Sorry Sir, we've over booked this flight."

[@mysterypotatocat]

I though the gate was gonna close before he got on.

[@joostdriesens3984]

Yeah, he was sooo lucky! :-)

[@mangekyoumusa]

That would be too cliche

[@tadekw9108]

Omg 🤣🤣

[@alexvazquez2871]

No because then we wouldn't have the Turbulence skit.

[@zprofcracked]

I just realized this video leads straight into the 'Turbulance' one

[@lelgazelle]

Does it? I assumed he's being a dick because the guy refused to fasten his seat belt last time.

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

I'm only now realizing that as well! I think the attendant made the plane crash, lol! And then persuaded the emergency service teams to focus on finding Jason Schwartzman and all others (except loading zone 1) as top priority. That man has powers you don't want to mess with...

[@Gameboy...]

How did yall not realize it haha just kidding at least you did not like other ppl when u find out the bond between both sketches it makes them sooooo much funnierrrr

[@jimbobjunior.]

I had never seen the turbulence one until i checked it out after reading your comment. Very funny! 😂 thanks!

[@AlphaCentauri24]

Woah! KPEU (extended universe)

[@DerpASherpa117]

The random Jason Schwartzman cameo got me the most

[@jim5148]

At the crash scene, just before they show Keegan still in his seat, you can hear a rescuer shout, "We've got Jason Schwartzman, let's wrap it up people! Lol

[@NotSoLiberal]

I didn’t even know Jason Schwartzman was a real person!

[@DerpASherpa117]

@@NotSoLiberal fun fact: he's related to the Coppola family. Nic Cage is actually his older cousin.

[@bluesteel8376]

oh, that's a real person? I thought it was just a made up character for the bit.

[@DerpASherpa117]

@@bluesteel8376 he's a great actor and musician. He frequently collaborates with Wes Anderson, but I personally like him the best and know him the most from Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, in which he plays the final Evil Ex and main antagonist of the film. He recently reprised the role for the anime

[@TheTwh415]

Director: let's put 99.9% of the budget into the last 15 seconds and 20 bucks for the first 3min30

[@willybirdiewilly7319]

green screen?

[@TheTwh415]

@@willybirdiewilly7319 it's not green screen. They probably used the set of some movie

[@arielsierra3093]

TheTwh415 thats in universal studios hollywood

[@rosscorman-oreilly2843]

That was used for Steven Spielberg’s War of the Worlds (2005)

[@Utonian21]

The airplane crash set is from World Of The Worlds. They kept it intact at Universal

[@vikingnusantara]

I love how all the people around them are just quiet and act like nothing is happening in every of key and peele sketch

[@ehi_ij]

Those aren’t “people” they’re just key and peel in wigs

[@god3538]

@@ehi_ij IKR 🤣 also I just checked your channel I thought it was pretty funny you just earned a sub 👍

[@wocterdho]

They are NPCa

[@FrankMontes24]

They’re the IRL equivalent of Family Guy background characters

[@nandossubang4507]

That's their role

[@insomniacryan9916]

That sassy sip of coffee was a work of high art. It was a glorious thing to witness.

[@beeverhausenanastasia2999]

reminds me of my United days dealing with my "favorite" standby passengers lol

[@loyal4lyfe]

Looked really feminine to me. Bring back the good old days where men were masculine

[@merelymaterial]

@@loyal4lyfe oh yes the glory days of masculine flight attendants. stfu boomer.

[@jimh472]

I'm sure his BFF Christian agrees

[@over50andthriving-6x]

Yeah... that was the best

[@gregpaton4249]

I’m boarding a United flight right now and this is very accurate. People with disabilities. Military (even got the ‘thank you for your service”). People with children. Then a million loyalty programs etc.

[@yuliang816]

I just don't get the urge. I'm almost always the last few ones to board, just before the last boarding time. Even if I got on earlier, I wouldn't get any different seat and the plane would not take off before the scheduled time, then why the rush? I'd prefer to take my time and arrive at the airport as late as possible, as long as I have enough minutes to get my boarding pass at the counter.

[@MinervaInMyBrain]

@@yuliang816 If you have a carry on it's easier to find bin space. + if people in window seats got on last, it would take longer to board

[@jenniferle8294]

@@yuliang816same lol I like being the last boarding group because I get to sit while everyone’s waiting in line to board

[@SamI_Am]

​@yuliang816 Yeah everytime I travel my family tries to be the last few to board cause there's no point in rushing to sit in a plane with people rushing and going in and out of aisles and all that chaos for no reason.

[@reginabillotti]

@@yuliang816 Getting overhead bin space close to your seat is one reason to do it.

[@GodSpeed1105]

For a drunk guy he actually waited with so much patience and stayed seated till he was called. He is the real MVP of this clip.

[@jamesmakume2630]

Jason Shortsman : am I a joke to you?

[@nickevershedmusic8927]

Isn’t that because he fell asleep

[@wandcamilo3989]

oh nice u finally drank

[@SaraM-wb4lk]

Yea dude that made it funnier

[@antourte1]

Easy to be polite when you're passed out :P

[@KillerAntx]

Seeing a Key and Peele skit you've never seen before is like finding money in your pocket after laundry.

[@Zorooooooooooooooooooooooooooo]

If I found money in my pocket after laundry after every time I saw this comment

[@Floglo]

Yesss that's exactly how I feel lol

[@bobbyboi8813]

Seeing this same exact comment over and over again is like finding lint in your pocket after laundry

[@KillerAntx]

Bobby Boi Seeing a Key and Peele skit you've never seen before is like finding money in your pocket after laundry.

[@bobbyboi8813]

Kev u so intellect, u say the same thing again

[@jvillzy]

Imagine the special treatment you'd get if you were drunk, crippled Lieutenant Father Jason Schwartzman with a military baby holding a blue suitcase and you were not cranky

[@annabanana2213]

Justin V...I applaud you!!👏👏👏 that..that was awesome..

[@raymondharris6599]

You'd then be placed in 1st Class...

[@kingofpigs6630]

@@raymondharris6599 more like 0th class

[@mbvglider]

I'm just surprised Jason Schwartzman isn't a Regal Alliance Elite member already.

[@FPVREVIEWS]

and a drunk alliance elite member

[@Mel.U]

Love how after the plane crash you audibly hear them frantically searching for Jason Schwartzman as top priority over everything else in the universe

[@DMRVirtual--David]

What’s the point to this? They care about a person with a Jewish name more than non Jews?

[@vivianjones9749]

Jason Shwartzman is Francis Ford Coppola’s nephew. So of course is Nic Cage but he doesn’t meet the anonymity to pull off the sketch.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

Well, yes, that's the point or the punchline.

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@@vivianjones9749 Maybe Jason Schwartzman isn't as famous/recognizable as Nic Cage but he is definitely not ''anonymous''.

[@hudsonruff9208]

To be fair, most people would realistically be concerned for the celebrity.

[@johndayga5038]

Someone, please, give the drunk guy an Oscar😂🤣😂. He's so natural and convincing.

[@kyloren114]

Maybe he was an actual drunk person that randomly got on the skit😂😂😂

[@shizukagozen777]

@@kyloren114 😂😂🤣

[@lizc6393]

He understood the assignment. 100%

[@Emily-xl2cr]

honestly that's the hardest i've laughed at any of these skits. as a brit, that's the stuff we find funny at home. uncultured mess that we are.

[@logon235]

I heard he practiced for months for that role. What dedication.

[@winterblue9441]

I once had a flight where - no joke - priority boarding was called and all but FOUR people came forward to take their place in line. The four of us remaining just looked at each other and laughed. The whole flight minus four people had paid a $27 upgrade fee for priority boarding. And because the entire flight paid for priority, no one was a priority! 🤣

[@jrgilby]

When everyone is a priority, no one is a priority

[@StreetFighter2010]

That's how the airlines make easy money. It's like buying an "extended" warranty.

[@englishmuffinpizzas]

I’ve never understood it - honestly it seems like a privilege to board *last* and be stuck in your chair a bit less time. I’ve always thought first class should have the privilege to get on at the very end

[@yomommashaus]

@@englishmuffinpizzas "I'm making money right nowww!"

[@Thrifty032781]

​@@englishmuffinpizzas Two advantages I see to priority boarding (when not paired with a first class seat): 1) Guaranteed to get overhead bin space for your carry-on. 2) Get spot at the front of the plane so you can get off first. Personally I don't think it's worth the money. I prefer to sit at the back of the plane, or in a window seat. When we are getting off, I just wait in my seat until the aisles are clear and don't get caught in the slow moving crowd. And I travel light enough that I don't have carry-on.

[@Broducts]

Fun fact: This leads directly to the "turbulence" skit

[@otsonoma]

So that's why the plane is down

[@jojijoestar7950]

Brpducts WTF are your videos xd...?? Delete them all

[@kata9799]

Mind blown

[@mura4028]

@@jojijoestar7950 subbed for dankest sh*t in a while keep it up

[@trebmaster]

And the ending is what happens when you aren't prepared for terries. You gotta DRAXX LTHELM SKLOUNST!!!

[@panchito1384]

The way he took the Coffee and drink make me die..🤣

[@DannySullivanMusic]

Honestly, this is better than most boardings I've experienced

[@DrJames_YT]

Better than mine kzbin.info/www/bejne/a5qVe4umnMSehLM

[@ScootyPuffSr7]

I agree. I don't know what he was so angry about.

[@lonelittlejerry917]

@@DrJames_YT Fuck off.

[@landonblazer3417]

@@DrJames_YT stop

[@superschmolz]

So many terrible boarding experiences with southwest and air tran. You've changed the boarding procedure? I was just here two weeks ago. WTF.

[@AleydisZeta]

"We got Jason Schwartzman, time to wrap it up, people!"

[@jerika_aisza]

"We've gotta find Jason Schwartzman!!!" "We've got Jason Schwartzman! Let's wrap it up people!" OMG 🤣

[@nickgadson266]

I don’t understand that ending

[@Yatsura2]

@@nickgadson266 then you didnt understand the whole clip

[@nickgadson266]

Yatsura2 Please explain

[@nickgadson266]

HabboTheGod I’m talking about the ending in general. What was even going on?

[@maibignutt6434]

@@nickgadson266 well the plane just crashed. that's what i'm seeing in the video. and when the plane crashed, all they can think about is finding jason schwartzman. they don't care about anyone else lol

[@aricteneyck7722]

Flights to Florida - which have lots of old people - are sometimes called 'miracle flights'. Because there are twenty people who need wheelchairs to get on the plane, and zero who need them to get off.

[@benjamindees]

That explains John Locke.

[@lewest7317]

I was in a flight in JetBlue from Dominican Republic to NYC a few years back. I counted 18 wheelchairs and at least 3 people accompanying each wheelchair bound person. Thus,, around 72 passengers pre-boarded on a 200 seat plane. Ridiculous!

[@MrBriller]

Haha!

[@hapa1689]

lol - thx for the FYI - I didn’t know that but will keep an eye out next time

[@marcaveli7791]

This is unrealistic. The people who push their way to the front of the line are always in boarding group 4

[@marybarry2230]

Sooo true!

[@mrahmanabir]

I remember travelling from Chicago to St. Louis and I was in boarding group 7. I cut the line and boarded with the group 1 😂

[@sanjonrion5707]

I was in boarding group 3 and I went ahead with a family who had 3 children , we sat near to each other while we waited for the boarding call and when they got up I too got up with instinct even though I realized before boarding that I shouldn't , Istill went ahead with it 😁 , The parents didn't mind it , but one kid ( the middle ) kept watching me giving a smug look on his face .

[@cillblinton6815]

@@mrahmanabir I fucking hate you.

[@Sophia-nw6qv]

@@marybarry2230 Yeah

[@anandhvr7163]

When everyone who ordered their food after you are eating and you are still waiting.

[@starless4146]

OOOOO...that Pisses me off so much!!

[@DrJames_YT]

Like this? kzbin.info/www/bejne/a5qVe4umnMSehLM

[@NickRoman]

And all I ordered was a small salad. That has happened before.

[@justanotherguy469]

@@starless4146 That is when I just leave. Its better to be pissed off than pissed on, especially in your food!

[@matthewbibby8921]

Lotta people here never worked in the a retail job I see.

[@marinevet4131]

“Old religious people with military babies” 😂😂😂

[@hillerychan9483]

Marine Vet “any old religious people with military babies?” 😂😂

[@lockinn-8612]

*thank you for your service* 😂

[@jehovaniejoseph6514]

LMAOOO😂😂😂

[@trebmaster]

"Thank you for your service"

[@thegodofpez]

This is like a prequel to their turbulence skit. I love it. 🤣

[@AkireMaru]

Lol😂 the turbulence is probably what crashed the plane

[@thegodofpez]

@@AkireMaru 🤣🍻

[@scillazen]

But is it against the law, though? 😂

[@micellaragua]

@@scillazenseatbelt sign

[@gubstav]

Mark with a ‘k’ is the most iconic character in these sketches

[@jakeostrander9048]

have you met many people who spell their name marc with a 'c'

[@tmoney0212]

@@jakeostrander9048 jake? With a k?

[@Felix-dx2qw]

@@jakeostrander9048 I know more Marcs than Marks

[@teubert2]

@G G To be honest, it's the opposite where I'm from :P I *think* I once met someone with that name spelled with a "c", but everyone else is spelled with a "k". Probably varies from country.

[@jakeostrander9048]

@@Felix-dx2qw for real

[@Stillontour]

Life goals: Get married, have a military baby, be Jason Schwartzman

[@MH-yc5pr]

That's the dream

[@therealpineapplesoda4743]

Nemial yes

[@therealpineapplesoda4743]

Nemial a man of quality

[@Max___818]

Why was Jason Schwartzman so special though?

[@LadyAneh]

Dana A It’s just a funny cameo-he’s in a lot of Wes Anderson movies.

[@sigmaabhinav]

I love how Peele keeps looking at Key just to piss him off 😂

[@mickwya3936]

key and peele aren’t their first names man😂

[@sfmike711]

@@mickwya3936 : In case you weren't paying attention, Sigma abhinav never said they were first names. He referred to them as "key and peele", just as they refer to themselves. So, you got nothing!

[@trongvu86]

@@mickwya3936 you don't call people by their first name

[@mickwya3936]

@@sfmike711 ok

[@mickwya3936]

@@trongvu86 i do

[@Heart2HeartBooks]

I fly about 5 times a year. This is so true and so hilarious. I will never board a flight again without thinking about this!

[@coreyvega6145]

I watch this skit every time before I board lol

[@johnflare5925]

What about the crash tho?

[@stephaniecarrow4898]

"Thank you for your service" to the baby, LOL. 😂 And Peele really knows how to play people on the sociopathic spectrum.

[@antourte1]

KMK does "I am about 20% more amped up than I should be" brand of nuts really well. Jordan Peele is more "I will super casually devote my next hour of my life to destroying your sanity."

[@stephaniecarrow4898]

@@antourte1 😄 Well said! I guess that's part of what makes them such a great team ~ the play between those two opposite energies (of nuts).

[@yevgeniyaleshchenko849]

@@antourte1 😂

[@choosecarefully408]

Yeah... *"plays"* people on the spectrum. *_REALLY_* well...

[@AA-bk1oe]

When people rush to the front even when their group hasn't been called..

[@spicykimchi1]

*Cough* Chinese tourists *Cough*

[@moniqueloomis9772]

@Atlas aït Amazal Huh?

[@moniqueloomis9772]

@Arczethus 😔

[@mrbrazilliant]

Yeah and then you pass them by giving them the luigi death stare and they end up boarding at the end all the way to the back.

[@5ryanlriggs]

Arczethus what?

[@KhoPhi]

"Old people, in wheelchairs, with babies" WHY? HOW?

[@coronavirus5738]

The young parents are either dead, locked up or lost custody rights...boom! Old ppl in wheelchair with babies😆😆😆😆

[@farouqomaro598]

🤣😂

[@G-X-7]

Oh, as if religious people with military babies made TOTAL SENSE .

[@z0boomafo0]

@@DrJames_YT literally no one here wants to see your fortnite channel

[@NickRoman]

@@z0boomafo0 , nor do they want to have to click read more for some lame ass joke at best. Ok, I certainly don't.

[@keithlauderjr1691]

Can you even imagine their outtakes. Funniest comedy team EVER!

[@AbhishekMukherjee]

A whole crashed plane set just for the last 30 seconds.

[@luissalinas8378]

Its a set in Universal Studios, part of the ttram tours

[@floroberg]

@@luissalinas8378 yeah I noticed that too!

[@Sueweet1]

It was the plane used in the movie war of the worlds.

[@mirkwoodforest]

It was also in a Tom cruise movie

[@mrodgt]

@@mirkwoodforest - Lmao! Please tell me this was not sarcasm. I love when shit like this happens. Whoooosh!!

[@pOpCoRn0531]

Please remind me to NEVER book a flight with an airline called "SouthNorthern" Airlines.

[@Rareree]

Erick G this is a Reminder: DO NOT! Book an airline that is called 'SouthNorthern Airline' UNLESS!! you in a wheelchair with a military baby 😇🙏

[@crunchy9093]

What about northern south eastern western Europe north pole amarican airlines they sound good

[@ShivamPanchbhai]

@@crunchy9093 😂

[@ReeN1995]

@@crunchy9093 I'll invest in them as soon as they exist. Thats a fucking TITLE!

[@jamesr1103]

Reminds me a lot of Southwest Airlines. they pull this kind of stick for boarding.

[@multifacetedperson]

The supporting actors in this must be having so much fun with their roles, especially the nun and the drunk guy. So funny!

[@courtneykirk478]

I laughed so hard at the drunken guy. He is awesome! How in the heck did they get entangled? I looked at that part so many times. Just hilarious!!

[@celieboo]

That nun was a beast!

[@rdhwnsmpiano]

the vibe from super funny during boarding scene into super twisted scray horror at plane crash scene… jordan peele just pure genius!

[@ajm865]

I love how Peele is staring directly at him during every announcement lmao

[@lawrencefitzgerald4744]

"MILITARY BABIES"!!!🤣 "Thank you for your service!" ?!?!?!? I love how the boarding attendant stared _straight_ at the customer as he talked on the phone.

[@OmniscientWarrior]

Asserting dominance.

[@samueljon]

You know you've made it when you're treated like a Jason Schwartzman

[@Chizypuff]

Don't set the bar too high

[@amberrode8522]

I went from laughing to feeling relieved for the guy to finally get on the plane to being shook at 3:14.

[@Keston1302]

The way he sips the coffee is hilarious 😂

[@janp3331]

I've seen this skit a million times and lose it every single time the Nun shoves by him.

[@jamesjon1500]

Isn't it crazy how she appeared from nowhere

[@theartistkenzie2567]

"Anyone who doesn't seem cranky😂" Somebody tell me what keegan did to that guy huh🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️🤣

[@coronavirus5738]

Stole his hypotenuse joke😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@bdchis]

Anyone who doesn't seem cranky would rule me out at every boarding.

[@moniqueloomis9772]

Turbulence.

[@bachons5176]

Kenzie Nicholas you should ask what Keegan didn’t do to him? Jordan aka “Mark with a K” was the flight attendant and Keegan wanted to shit on the bathroom while the seatbelt sign was on! How could he? 🤣

[@Chizypuff]

Standard boarding procedure

[@queenpinb1252]

Bahahahaha, LOVE how the drunk guy literally got stuck inside the strap lol lol of Key’s ‘Blue computer bag’

[@susiefrades-white3088]

True story - my friend and I quote this skit all the time. He uses a wheel chair. For halloween, he dressed as a "military baby" and I was a nun. We could not stop laughing the entire night and people thought we were insane!! Good times..

[@pweetyliciouse]

That's so cool!

[@mapleext]

I like your style !

[@davidhutch307]

Not great halloween costumes ngl

[@susiefrades-white3088]

@@davidhutch307 I am not sure what you mean by that?

[@ddebenedictis]

@@susiefrades-white3088 David will join you as the drunk guy...probably.

[@TheBehm08]

“Old religious people with military babies” I died 💀😂

[@TheFliteline]

That was hilarious 🤣😆

[@TheFliteline]

What a concept!

[@three7446]

The way peele is able to play characters with such a creepy vibe and straight face explains how he directs those scary movies

[@QuietCastle]

I really miss Key & Peele. I wish they would bring back their show!!! We need to be able to laugh more than ever these days...

[@mrdan5943]

The drunk guy was hilarious 😂😂

[@sunkid02]

i thought he was the star of this sketch.....they really know how to cast characters

[@mrdan5943]

@@sunkid02 indeed

[@kirkjohnson9353]

I can attest to the veracity of his portrayal. It is literally, just like that .

[@Mary_O]

If Chris Farley was alive...

[@sunkid02]

@@Mary_O lmfaoooooooo wooooord

[@isaacdrake9777]

Key: “So you’re not gonna let me on then.” Peele: *sips tea*

[@robert5317]

With pinky up**

[@tjsmith3046]

DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!

[@zula2218]

+ the eye contact

[@kxmode]

I'm not a fan of South Northern airlines. Most of the time I couldn't tell which way we were going.

[@OmniscientWarrior]

Neither could they. Why do you think the plane landed on a house?

[@kxmode]

@@OmniscientWarrior I think "landed" is subjective 😉

[@OmniscientWarrior]

@@kxmode Tomato, red fruit of death, same difference.

[@kxmode]

@@OmniscientWarrior indeed

[@TeeAiDee]

Right? They took me in an East Western direction, once.

[@jaredhayes971]

Lmao That "I'll Call You Later.....Chow Chow"@3:01 Gets Me EVERY TIME🤣💀🤣💀

[@stevenmoorebanjo]

I was fully expecting him to finally get up there to board and then they tell him the flight was oversold and that the plane was already full and that he'd have to take a flight on the next day 😂 Then tell him he should have purchased early check-in so he would have been able to board earlier. I still don't know how airlines are allowed to oversell flights... So frustrating!! 😡

[@willjohnsonjohnson]

TSA will also chop your locks on a gun case without trying to contact you first.

[@SmileOrangeWillow]

Only in America

[@phoqueme]

If you want the technical answer... 🤣 It's a bit long haha but basically the airlines don't sell you the seat they sell you the destination. Their people calculate and predict what percentage of daily passengers will be a no-show and they oversell based on that margin. It's cheaper for them to give vouchers and compensation to people who need a later flight than to fly a plane with a single seat empty. From a company's view, a single empty seat is already loss of profit for them, who need to stock, fuel, and operate the plane to the destination. Anybody can check this in any airline's Contract of Carriage, but like terms and conditions, almost NO ONE will ever read those lmao. In other words... Corporate perspective and personal perspective will always be at odds haha hoped I answered your question well ✌🏽

[@FutureCommentary1]

Exactly what I was expecting. Or boarding is closed now; you were late sir.

[@AnimalMother60]

Yeah, that last paragraph is pretty much why I stopped flying unless I have to. The expense was actually secondary. And forget about Greyhound - worst customer service I’ve ever seen. I prefer to drive if less than 12 hrs round trip per person per day spent at destination.

[@kresimircosic9035]

Lol this is exactly what George Carlin was talking about in his stand ups.

[@bmatmist]

Which one?

[@SVTJD]

Anyone under the age of 25 is like, George who? 😂

[@TheGreatSeraphim]

I miss him so much.

[@kresimircosic9035]

@@SVTJD I bet, best stand up comedian of all time. I don't agree with everything he said, but damn near all, and I love his delivery of the premises.

[@SVTJD]

Krešimir Ćosić dude, a legend. Loved him. I’m 40, I know exactly who he was. 😆

[@arthurb8436]

“Anyone who doesn’t seem craan-kyyyy”

[@DrJames_YT]

Like this kzbin.info/www/bejne/a5qVe4umnMSehLM

[@VicinalElk44104]

@@DrJames_YT dude, quit trying to get pity views for your shitty ass video. I'm about to report that Mfer so maybe your shit will get closed out for flooding the comment section of random ass videos with your shitty ass fortnite shit, putting the comment as another topic to clickbait people. You sicken me

[@Dragonsoul892]

@@VicinalElk44104 u mad, bro?

[@VicinalElk44104]

@@Dragonsoul892 nah, just tired of seeing all these clickbait links. It seems to happen a lot on comments asking a question, and an answer will be in a KZbin link. "Oh cool. Maybe this will answer my question!" Nope. Just got clickbaited into seeing a "try not to laugh" compilation for the 80th time.

[@Dragonsoul892]

@@VicinalElk44104 i feel ur pain 👌

[@greatexpectations6577]

I'm at the airport waiting to board and remembered this sketch. Now, i am laughing like an idiot. 😂😂😂

[@julierobinson8173]

At 1:54 I love the way he slurps his drink and looks at the passenger!😂😂😂 so annoying but so funny!!😂😂😂

[@RHYTHMesadancer]

"Drunk people" scene, literally peed my pants

[@nobody-xg8ep]

هههههههههههه

[@volodyanarchist]

I bet that drunk person did a little of that as well.

[@5eurogauw]

that's my bag sir...

[@hrdcoremetalchik]

Me too! Omg the entanglement within the bag, dance, was Way too funny!

[@TheFliteline]

That was well played.....luv it. Reminded me of otis from the Andy Griffith show.

[@idkteen]

I feel like drunk guy caused plane crash lol

[@zadesirius]

plot twist : he's actually the pilot.

[@johnnyc5825]

Maybe it was the turbulence from the turbulence skit

[@bigm8785]

This simple sketch really captures the creative and comedic genius of these two.

[@roblemana1428]

Its a steal from meet the fockers movie

[@leighmartin9187]

The amount of sass as he sips his coffee is priceless 🤣

[@fairuznawfalhamid6639]

3:04 i love how Key still looks to "Boarding Group 1" in his ticket and flicks it, lol

[@Dabloomfume]

Announcer: now people that liked the video Key: OH CMON

[@donaldvarnado2566]

👏👏👏👏😂

[@JoStonez]

Also Key: Thank you for your service

[@SheetTalkPod]

“That’s a blue computer bag” 😂

[@AlchemistOfHecate]

Next, all passengers with Corona virus who suddenly had the desperate urge to go to the airport please.

[@Honeyluv28324]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Jayfive276]

Ooh sooo relatable. Makes the meme spewing kiddies not notice that it’s not really that funny.

[@zadesirius]

lead then to different passage and burn them

[@shadow-gaming1023]

This show ended in 2015

[@treybrown1568]

Raoul Duke childish 😂😂😂😂

[@jennifergersch9126]

That dance with the drunk guy was phenomenal.

[@gelapxjinkuro]

"South Northern" Airlines 😆😂

[@volgera]

That also killed me lol!!! South Northern is like Central Airline???

[@gelapxjinkuro]

@@volgera like, where the heck are their routes supposed to be.. No wonder the flight crashed, must've been normal then

[@wayneflowers83]

😂😂😂

[@totallysalinger]

I like to think that their sketch “turbulence” took place in between the beginning and the end of this sketch 😂

[@abbyseidl7938]

Omg this skit never fails to make me laugh because the wait to board is so much like this!!

[@NoName-np8ko]

I never understood why people are in such a rush to run onto a plane and sit there in the heat for 20 minutes. I purposefully wait until the end, walk in, shake my head at all the dummies who have been sitting there for 20 mins, take my seat, and the plane takes off 5 minutes later. Sometimes I feel like the only non-retarded person on Earth.

[@jaylendavis-hart8692]

Plot twist: he was actually helping him

[@irfcy]

The last passenger was alive

[@RedDesigns]

Rells wait, key was who peele was referring to as one of his “favorites”

[@bren406]

Jaylen Davis-Hart yoooo you’re woke

[@justanotherguy469]

@@juanluis3220 His guardian angel. They are never what you expect them to be.

[@jplast6033]

O yeah. It can be right? Because he might knew that the plane would crash 🥶

[@martidodger7106]

Anyone else just love the way he says “Asalamalakim”?

[@prairiedoghouse]

Isn't it salaam aleikum?

[@SwashOrSquash]

@@prairiedoghouse yep

[@AC-hh2cb]

@@prairiedoghouse nope

[@unclejezza]

Drunk guy deserves Oscar 🤣

[@User8677-g]

Fr 🤣🤣🤣

[@VictorHernandez-pu6cg]

Lost my shit when he said "Thank you for your service" to the military baby! 🤣🔥🤣🔥

[@niklash6564]

Just wait til everybody is on board, then casually walk in as the last passenger. No trouble finding your seat and no standing in line for half an hour

[@FireIsTheCIeanser]

speaking fax

[@user-fbd78ndndk]

Then not being able to find the over head bin

[@niklash6564]

@@user-fbd78ndndk bring a backpack and put it under your seat

[@maoribrotha53]

Niklas H Going in last isn’t going to make it any easier to find your seat unless you can’t read...

[@niklash6564]

@@maoribrotha53 i was thinking about all that pushing and pulling with other passengers you know?

[@rejac2833]

Why...just why are these two this flippin' funny. When that drunk guy flopped down on the floor...DONE! 🤣🤣🤣 Key&Peele make me laugh so hard I can't breathe!

[@FelipeMartins-pf9bw]

When he says "thank you for your service" to the baby in military outfit, this got me! Lol

[@animewatcha]

1:58 Excuse me while I take a sip from my "Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice" drink with good manners which you don't have. See? I even have my pinky extended.

[@runly1]

animewatcha I’m old, so if I find myself in a cafe, I ask for a coffee-flavored coffee, like regular coffee. I hate that other complicated shit.

[@animewatcha]

@@runly1 I dont blame you one bit. Then again, I don't drink coffee.

[@hrdcoremetalchik]

Nicely done!

[@renatocfrancisco]

XD

[@dead2675]

I just realized this skit is connected with the Turbulence Skit, in which he fights to go to toilet in the turbulance and when he returns back to his seat and fastens his seat belt the turbulance ends, while other loosen their seatbelt this guy doesnt and which is how he survives in this skit

[@sfmike711]

@Jam : Did you really have to spoil it for everyone?

[@jackie8483]

Anyone else watching to fantasize about a time when flying was possible

[@youtuuba]

Recently, I got a free upgrade to First Class on a United flight. While I am usually of the mind that I prefer to board last and not sit in the cramped seat a minute longer than necessary, I was actually looking forward to being able to sit in a wide seat, sip my free drink as the 'hoi palloi' staggered aboard past me. I always check my baggage, and only bring aboard a small backpack, so I'm usually not concerned about finding space for that, since unless I am seated in a bulkhead row, I can at least put it "under the seat in front of me" (although I prefer to have it elsewhere for more leg room). So, I am lined up in the gate area, and the agent starts announcing all the special groups, followed by about a hundred different loyalty groups, and a lot of people had already boarded before I was allowed to board. Guess what? Every other First Class seat was already occupied, most of those passengers had apparently brought on board all their luggage, and all the overheads in the first class cabin were full. My seat was in the first row, so there was no place under a seat to put my backpack. I started moving down the aisle to stow my backpack in an overhead bin the the Economy section, but realized that about 20 Economy passengers were packed behind me and I was going to have to "swim upstream" to get back to my very first row on the plane seat. So before things got worse, I scrambled back to my seat, held my bag on my lap, and later handed it to the First Class flight attendant (I also gave a kinda dirty glare to the other First Class passengers who had so selfishly grabbed all the area overheads). It was a smallish plane (Embraer E-175 I think), so the flight attendant had no place to put it, and could not find a place after everyone else had boarded. She had to hand my bag to a baggage handler who stowed it in the cargo hold. This episode really took a lot of the fun and 'special feeling' out of being in First Class, and in the melee I had forgotten to take my book and noise cancelling headphones out of my bag. I was looking around at all the rather arrogant folks who all thought they should bring everything into the cabin, and it made me not want to be in First Class again, as it would mean associating with them. I'll stick to Economy Plus...... But Key & Peele certainly nailed the feeling a passenger thinking they have some kind of special 'perk', only to find out that it is not really that great after all. Airlines have made things so that "when everyone's special, nobody is".

[@phillipbailey70]

I've watched SO many of their hilarious skits now - and I'm realising just how much they accomplish silently/via eye contact... Pure genius...

[@JoshyHendoMan]

I’ve not flown too many times. But this is how it feels every time.

[@vegasjosh8249]

I fly all the time, and this is SPOT ON!

[@ep8182]

I've flown a bit and it hits true. Although I never got to board early in uniform or not, but did get bumped up to 1st class after seating.

[@BlaqRainFresh]

I wish we could reach a day in this country, when we no longer drafted our newborn babies into the military.

[@nothanks8305]

We'd finally have world peace hehe

[@JustMe-ic1zg]

We all dream that

[@purestformofpeace]

0:50 "Thank you for your service" 🤣

[@ruthnkhoma971]

1:15 you know you've watched a lot of key and peele when you start recognizing guys like that one in the hat, from the worst case scenario interview skit... But somehow I still can't stop watching more hehe love these guys

[@lalaLove867]

The way he sipped that coffee though😂😂

[@UnwaveringBackBone]

When you're an old person who dresses up your baby for the military and haters wanna hate even though you didn't choose your rank

[@atlasfeynman1039]

"Jason Shwartzman" Best non-speaking cameo ever

[@cvn6555]

Nobody does the journey from perturbed to annoyed to upset to hopping, insanely angry better than KMK. Makes me laugh every danged time.

[@mella_butter]

This is how I felt when boarding as first class for the first time. I was shocked that so many people still went ahead of me lol.

[@Vejur9000]

It’s the level of detail and observation Peele puts into the story and visuals that makes his comedy so damn funny. His dead eye stare, is both scary and hilarious. He’s a true movie nerd who loves all genres. You can see how he was well prepared to become a great director. “Any old religious people, with military babies”. I can’t. I just can’t.

[@evilsudoku8084]

I think about this episode EVERY TIME I board a plane 😂

[@RSmith-bh2pd]

IDK why the nun shoving past him is what got me 😂 and the whole "that's a blue computer bag"

[@jacovermeulen8739]

2:42 he wants to laugh so hard 😂😂

[@fahad3487]

1:08 He said " assalamualaikum " to a Hindu Pandit. I'm dying 😂

[@himanshukamble957]

NO...he wasn't a Hindu pandit...he was an IMAM

[@christopherhennessey8991]

I remember back in the day. Yes, they allowed first class and business class to board and then they filled from the rear of the aircraft forward.