Steven Seagal Choke Hold Diorama

[@nuggman4896]

amazing how this man has so deftly filled the niche of “scale models of iconic embarrassing moments in the lives of famous monsters”

[@fartsneed9464]

Monsters?

[@JoshandErik]

@@fartsneed9464 Depends how you define a monster, and what personal lens you use to parse how these actions reflect on someone's character.

[@fartsneed9464]

@@JoshandErik so, like, not a monster. A monster is usually something that's no longer even recognizable as a human, twisted by evil. We have so far a (cool) actor with a DUI and a pompous, arrogant blowhard actor who got his ass kicked and shit his pants.

[@sheilaross1449]

I was thinking the exact same thing, except replace "monsters" with "shit Hollywood men".

[@nuggman4896]

@@sheilaross1449 i could see an argument for not considering mel gibson a “monster”, but steven seagal is a straight up despicable guy. countless allegations of assault and abuse, including sex trafficking, and when he’s not being a danger to women, he’s being a danger to the rest of society by spending half his time licking u.s police boots, and the other half of it licking putins.

[@JesseRay89]

Please do Dana Carvey doing a minutes silence when 9/11 happened while dressed up as a turtle during the filming of Master of Disguise

[@Puppy_Puppington]

What about the agent telling bush in the school? Or another former president historic moment. When Donald Trump grabbed her in the wussyyyy.

[@mongolmcphee7791]

What?????

[@thegovernment0usa]

It's funny: When that movie came out, there was a sliver of the child population who loved it, but not all kids. I remember rolling my eyes in like seventh or eighth grade when the fifth or sixth graders were going "turtle, turtle, turtle," like it wasn't some shit they were laughing at because the movie told them it was supposed to be funny. It practically had a laugh track. The movie has been forgotten by all who were not in whatever grade those kids were in when I rolled my eyes at them. It's like people born in one particular year loved it. The rest didn't see it or were too old for it by the time they were in junior high. That movie is the absolute low point of Martin Short's career. He, more than anyone, will have wanted to forget it ever happened.

[@RaquelFoster]

I remember seeing the trailer on TV. Dana's in the turtle costume and he says, "Am I not turtle-y enough for you?" I've never rolled my eyes so hard in my life. It looked sooooo bad. For about the next five years my ex liked to randomly say "Am I not turtle-y enough for you?" to annoy me. I've never seen Pluto Nash, but I'm sure Master of Disguise is worse. It's worse than Corky Romano or The Lady's Man. The thing is, I didn't want to see it, but my ex worked at a theater and we saw everything. And there was nothing else to see. After 9/11 tons of movies got their releases delayed because nobody wanted to put out violent movies.

[@Archaeologist89]

I LOVED Corky Romano! QUESTION?! question? Questio-no question? Yes question? You question?

[@irontobias]

I've had the pleasure of drinking the seagal energy drink around 07 when they were sitting in clearance at wholesalers... To this day I catch myself claiming simultaneous Asian and Native American heritage in casual conversation

[@patrickbaker4967]

All while doing some dangerously badass ikedo throws on people allowing to be thrown only to lie about it. So, so Seagal.

[@MrSlanderer]

You also taught black cops how to talk urban...

[@stevev.3628]

Well, Native Americans are Asian, so that part makes sense.

[@nomex8461]

Namaste...

[@LokiFreign]

Warning: May Cause Loss Of Bowel Control

[@gingahbeef2604]

Who else is here because Robert Evans just plugged this magnificent video on the most recent BTB on Vince McMahon? I'm so glad he did! The hypnotizing dulcet tones of the narration, the perfect execution of the humor, and the magnificent sculptures are all just.. 😙👌chef's kiss!

[@satanicoldlady8060]

Yoooo

[@Sansanmar]

Same here😅

[@RedTideOfWolves]

Oh yeah bb

[@WaldoG]

Yup, ditto.

[@johnodonnell2988]

Knock knock, who's there. Its my little teddy bear.

[@erikdoer]

Pixellating a face in 3D is a perfect example of why I subscribe

[@shopattenshopatten9430]

the fuck are you talking about

[@mongolmcphee7791]

For me its the concept of finding "local" dog shit to push through peoples letter boxes that really impresses me. That blend between violence and responsibly sourcing local produce, whilst ultimately reducing carbon foot print etc that really gives Bobby Fingers his place on the narrow strip that divides art from commerce. I like all the models and that as well.

[@OccamsEraserhead]

Underrated comment. 10/10 would rate again.

[@NorthoftheBorder]

Having had the pleasure of meeting Gene LeBell at a convention years ago, I feel confident saying that I have no idea if he would've liked or disliked this or even had an opinion on it. Anyways, I think this is an incredible tribute to the glory days of Hollywood trailers and paw patrol tire tracks.

[@bobbyfingers]

I too have no idea. He perpetuated the lie as well as not wanting to talk about the altercation. I hope he would have liked it. He was such a cool dude.

[@kilbuspainteam]

Gene would love this

[@augustonthefly]

He also to my knowledge, taught Bruce Lee how to grapple and was the inspiration for the scene in once upon a time in Hollywood where the stunt man beats up Bruce Lee.

[@AztecUnshaven]

@@augustonthefly He spent time training with Bruce on and off for approx. 1 year. He helped Bruce on how to "sell" movie style fight scenes without hurting the stunt guys, as Bruce was used to going full speed and accidentally hurt some of the guys early on. Benny Dobbins and Gene helped Bruce realize not to go TOO fast, so that way the audience can see what he did. Bruce ALREADY was Judo savvy since his Seattle days with Jesse Glover and Glover's Sensei and training with Wally Jay. Gene came later and helped Bruce refine some Catch style ground locks, but Bruce was not a fan of sticking around on the ground for extended periods of time.

[@jonahblock]

it was genes prowrestling training that helped Bruce, the art of performing entertaining violence you can walk away from@@AztecUnshaven that's even where the term "sell" comes from

[@teddy1066]

Steven Seagal is the kind of guy who wakes his whole family up to let them know he’s going to bed.

[@rolon-will3362]

Space Ice 😂

[@seabubble5896]

that is funny a f

[@guyvizard549]

@@rolon-will3362 Space Ice snatches every motherf**ker birthday!

[@aevinwyrmfyre2]

Lmfaooooo 😂😂

[@pcfaulkner]

chuck norris does not go to bed..he just pushes the sun out of the way to rest his eyes

[@OneMightyFinger]

"I tried Z-Brush once... and I still wake up screaming" LOL It doesn't matter how many months apart these videos are. They are pure gold from beginning to end.

[@EggBastion]

I use all sorts of programs, but I don't wake up screaming. I don't even go to sleep, it's just screaming all the time.

[@fett713akamandodragon5]

The tabs you have open at 15:30 are killing me, ferret bereavement, ferret based counseling, ferret coffins, do ferrets feel pain and stoats for sale. Also, the stuntman's name is apparently Connor, first or last, I've no idea.

[@djetwelve]

How many things like this are there that you miss it’s just excellent

[@bradcraig6676]

Happy to see your first video was neither a fluke nor a one-off. This is astounding, poignant, and hilarious. Masterful build and masterful video, sir.

[@SenselessUsername]

The actual superhuman skill in this video is not to punch the model in the face the MINUTE it looks like Seagal. Say at 2:01 --- AAHAGHG! PUNCH!! Hatchet! Boot to the head! Slaps after that.

[@Akco007]

Amen.

[@andrewhooper7603]

And without weeks and weeks of short-form content to "maintain hype" (distract from work) between releases. Just quality work that speaks for itself.

[@thekarmafarmer608]

I wanted to make a comment on how amazing this is but you turned a compliment into an art form. Well said, sir!

[@the_real_Kurt_Yarish]

Quiet possibly the world's first clinically-insane model-making KZbinr.

[@quadrifern]

this is one of the most elegantly, nay effortlessly funny channels on youtube

[@thegrimyeaper]

Effortless?!

[@umageddon]

Nay?!

[@Alex-cw3rz]

KZbin?!

[@stephenharrisin]

Behind the Bastards brought me here! “Try as he might no one man will ever have enough strength to bend the truth back into shape once it’s been forever twisted into Legend.” Might just be my new favorite quote!

[@essa6315]

The mixture of dry comedy and incredible skill is just the ticket.

[@jflesh8673]

The process is just, absolutely incredible…

[@Tantacrul]

The unintuitiveness of ZBrush is legendary. It breaks interaction design rules I didn't know existed.

[@maxmfpayne]

It's so fucking funny to say "and then i painted them" snap, then nothing happens and the camera just liners for a second. I love it

[@J_Pawsadas-PTSDEnjoyer]

the shot of the fly crawling into the clay eyeball made me profoundly uncomfortable i'm glad to have been here for the first video, and to continue being here to see this channel grow further with these incredibly niche sculpts. absolutely astounding start, and astounding art.

[@paintcandan5972]

i read that as “nice shculpts” which honestly works just as well

[@bobbyfingers]

Best comment so far.

[@JesseP.Watson]

Mmm, curiously iconic fly that, in the arts world.

[@steveocrom]

Great video but should have credited the fly IMO

[@notturner8528]

Odd it made me profoundly giddy to see a fly have a little gander at what’s going on. What this lil man doing, what’s he thinking

[@newworldgorger]

I can't believe how much you have going on in this video, dude. The interviews, the voice over, the technical angle, the fuckin model itself and burying it at the end? Magic dude, absolutely fucking magic on a scale I didn't think possible.

[@larryk2916]

Remarkable. Even with only a couple of videos, this has rapidly jumped into my top five favorite channels for scavenger hunts for well-crafted dioramas of moderately interesting decades old Hollywood stories interspersed with clever documentary research and occasional musical surprises. Well done, sir. Not an easy genre for newcomers.

[@childofcascadia]

I am so glad you posted again. You are epic. Just absolutely epic. I 3d print and paint models as a hobby but if I did it for 100 years Id never come close to your humor and talent. You are a master of your craft. Will Smith smacking Chris Rock would be a really funny one to see.

[@aab350z]

You're going places sir. God bless you for doing "the lords work." I was still playing swords at 10 years old!

[@poo81]

He's a real one G. He already places..

[@Ivegotwormsinme]

A couple of my friends and I were playing swords at 12, except we were using each other's hands. I had a few interesting pre-teen years.

[@GoodSoup240]

​@@Ivegotwormsinme just guys being dudes

[@Ivegotwormsinme]

@@GoodSoup240 Fellas bein' bros. You know how it is.

[@GrandDawggy]

What? People stopped playing swords? I just graduated from sticks to steel and got into HEMA and practice fencing for fitness most days.

[@STAG162]

trying to decide which is better... the whole story of Gene and Steven in a fight, the epic craftsmanship of various materials to re-enact the whole scene, or the ASMR irish voiceover, which takes the piss outta virtually every scene in the vid. it's a tough call.

[@ThatHappySniper]

I don't care how long these take to make, this is the best content on this site

[@nicknewman7848]

Can you do Jim Bowen of 'Bullseye' fame telling the 10 year old me to "Fuck off.. I'm busy" when I asked him for an autograph at the East of England agricultural show in 1988? You'd need to do a local radio outside broadcast vehicle, a bunch of kids in wheelchairs and Pat Sharp in the 'backstage' area waiting to be introduced to a crowd of about 25 people.

[@bobbyfingers]

This is a serious contender

[@nicknewman7848]

@@bobbyfingers #honoured #blessed #fuckoffimbusy

[@mewthic]

The level of craft on show is mind blowing, this made my Friday Bobby!

[@jerkchickenblog]

i too was pleasantly surprised. after the first video i was sure some secret international cabal only mel gibson could explain had gotten to bobby, and we'd never see him again

[@lewisheard1882]

What a beautiful rendition of Samson! I’d love to hear a full rendition!! Seriously.

[@mikee9167]

Same, great Regina cover! I love those first few albums of hers.

[@SpaghettioRegrettio]

It was genuinely so GOOD!

[@HubbAeroplane]

Behind The Bastards sent me here and it was every bit as amazing as Robert said that it would be.

[@asfarfafar]

I rarely comment on videos, but I have to say that I am in complete awe of this video. The quality of editing, voiceover, writing, are at a level I have rarely seen. A serious show of the potential of KZbin when used by masters of their craft

[@miabobeea2644]

every 3 minutes this video does something else that is both incredibly high-effort and absolutely off the wall. I'm in awe!

[@christopherforrest5713]

You are literally one of the best Artists to come out of Ireland

[@BillMakingStuff]

BEST EPISODE YET! I know there's only two but the standard is high. Good work Bobby Fingers.

[@keithwilliams9213]

The level of art and special effects mastery (sculpting, painting, molding, casting, model making, digital imaging, lighting, and scoring) you display is rather breathtaking, and you make it seem so effortless. I'm looking forward to your stop motion movie that incorporates all these scenes and the mystery of finding the boxes!

[@Nestor1312]

So glad Robert reminded me of this amazing video.

[@PropaneWP]

I'm very happy to have had the pleasure of watching this talented man talk over footage documenting his work, mainly done with his own hands. I wish I had the same kind of talent crafting sentences. But you know. It is what it is.

[@bobbyfingers]

I’m glad you enjoyed watching me. I enjoyed reading your comment and it’s contents.

[@ouroboser]

This video was amazing but I got absolutely blindsided by that Regina Spektor cover towards the end. Beautiful rendition of a song that has a lot of associations to me. Overall fantastic art on display!

[@orchdork775]

Right? Is that him singing?

[@tomdoysch]

As a model making student you have given me a whole new dimension to aspire to, one that until now I could never have fully grasped... thank you sir 🙏

[@slightlyoffcenteravatar]

One of the best diorama construction voiceover channels

[@jerkchickenblog]

it's legit THE best and thats with a grand total of two videos

[@00s2boj]

I don't comment on videos often, but when I do it's to say how they are a master piece made by a genius. My mind was legitimately blown several times

[@kylebookout1789]

Happy to get in on the ground floor of such amazing content. Keep em coming Bobby. We'll keep digging.

[@dumbartonyankee]

Came here on the recommendation of Robert Evans on his Behind the Bastards podcast. Was not disappointed.

[@generalrevelation8923]

Sir, you make 26 minutes fly by. I'm not even into sculpting and dioramas. Bravo!

[@ceebers21]

I don't think it's fair that one human has this much talent, skill, creativity, and also such beautiful handies.✨️

[@bobbyfingers]

I’m enjoying it.

[@DrBrule-ht2ms]

I have eagerly awaited this moment.

[@ian3314]

New sub. Who knew my love of diorama and model making, amazing sarcastic dry humor and very niche historical events could come together so beautifully.

[@BenGateno]

I'm sorry for your ferret loss. Hope you found a cute and friendly stoat to fill the void. On a separate note--the face you modeled on Gene LeBell still had me cracking up hours later when I wasn't even watching the video!

[@remo1366]

There hasn't yet been invented an award high enough to be worthy of this level of greatness,thank you sir.

[@n84434]

I can't get 10 minutes into these videos without starting to fall asleep. You sir have a fantastic voice!

[@SwiftTrooper5]

The fanny discussion with the stuntman was informative!

[@jacobkitchener518]

Please Bobby Fingers, never stop.

[@CFpandemic]

How did my new favorite youtube channel just emerge, completely formed, perfect, like Venus from the sea?

[@scoobydoobielll5632]

Legitimately absolutely beautiful rendition of Samson.

[@rowanpatterson6974]

I am gonna fall asleep to this in the best way possible. So comforting.

[@brocolicosmique]

I am legit impressed by absolutely everything in this video but the Regina Spektor song in the end still caught me by surprise. Thank you sir, another masterpiece.

[@lewisheard1882]

I know right!! I was blown away! Then entered a bit of a crisis wondering how obscure that song actually is….

[@gownerjones]

You started KZbin and immediately mastered it. This is powerful, comically ingenious content. I've never subscribed to anyone as quickly as I did you.

[@Omar_Little]

The Regina Spektor cover was as beautiful as it was unexpected.

[@melissavision]

This video single handedly justifies the existence of KZbin. 👏 👏 👏

[@utubby3730]

I dont even particularly like sculpting, but I watched your first video out of the blue, in its entirety. And as soon as I saw this upload, I wondered would I be entertained enough to watch another video all the way thru. Yes :) Nice editing and humour mate. A talented chap you are.

[@steveraleigh100]

absolutely brilliant. I used to love watching Steven Seagal films when I was young...but this is so much better.

[@mikenolan73]

I can't stop randomly laughing at Chuck Norris's memoir "Much ado about punching".

[@bobbyfingers]

Thanks Mike.

[@itsdankinney]

So happy to find the other half of The Rubberbandits doing they’re thing!

[@AdrianMulligan]

The better half...

[@randommonstrosities7454]

Giving away your work in such a way just made you my favorite KZbin channel

[@naterocks96]

Jacksfilms sent me. I came for the craftsmanship, and stayed for the humor. Incredible job! You're awesome at what you do, and hilarious while doing it. These goofy crafty Bobby's are gettin' good

[@JohnSmith-oh1ow]

I missed seeing chatty neighbour this time round, however the massive fanny stuntman turned out to be an explosively entertaining new character.

[@jordanforbes149]

I’m pretty sure that Seagal’s outfit in Out For Justice was a reference to the Guardian Angels which are essentially a vigilante group in New York who wear red berets. They’re… controversial.

[@Dr.W1zard]

Love that RealEngineering is a patron, though not too surprised, he's in the Ra. Excellent work loved every minute

[@rivieramayagaffer]

This is purely genius. I am beholden, stunned. Brilliance.

[@lc1565]

the level of effort that goes into these videos is incredible, but you're really doing something special.

[@bobbyfingers]

Thanks LC

[@xDanman09x]

It's nice to join a channel right at the start and in the future when this a Netflix series you will smile at this memory. It's a whole new form of media here

[@BalmierLotus]

I've been feeling terrible lately, this made me happy

[@davidcannon5231]

Jesus this channel is just perfection. The level of art and comedy on show in these videos is genius. The fact that a fellow Irish man has created these peak moments in the history of the internet makes a manly Gene Le Bell tear run down my otherwise expressionless face

[@marklane6965]

Sham, that was 1 of the most unexpected videos I've ever watched on KZbin. From the great lengths of detail to the overall story telling I was blown away. When I see ya burying it at the end I got emotional that no one would get the pleasure of seeing this masterpiece!!! You got me, you got me good. ✨✨✨✨✨

[@TheHopperUK]

Don't worry, someone will find it!

[@jerkchickenblog]

do yourself a favor and go watch the mel gibson one

[@rotisseriepossum]

Don’t worry, someone found it!

[@exhibitdeveloper]

This is the best KZbin video I have ever watched, and presently I have watched every KZbin video ever made.

[@bertietheboy]

Bobby, i think i need to go to hospital. I have been laughing for 30 minutes straight, it hurts. Your videos are beautiful and your humour is drier than my mouth after a snoop dog concert. Thanks, cant wait for the next one x

[@bobbyfingers]

Give up weed. It will kill you

[@pappapaps]

@@bobbyfingers Ouch. I'll consider it then.

[@kernsanders3973]

@@bobbyfingers Stop being a massive fanny

[@D0pam1n]

I didn't know what to expect when that guy from some podcast just told people to check out this random video... But this is all I want to see now.

[@TheMrDoliprane]

A masterpiece depicting an historic moment ! will be in a museum in a hundred years...

[@betterbeavailable]

The voiceover was so funny 🤣. Brilliant craftsmanship.

[@atarichild81]

Just heard about you from Robert Evans on the Behind the Bastards podcast. Great work!

[@ChaosPootato]

The attention to detail and deadpan delivery is a PERFECT mix

[@seanbucklar7527]

That hair on Gene looks like he was the Joker’s abusive dad, about to put a smile on everyone’s face by putting Segal through the pavement. There was a moment during the casting of Segal’s silicon mould where I thought you were going to do impact lines radiating out from Segal’s carcass as he hits the ground, like an anime scene at the moment of impact.

[@quinncampbell9255]

What a voice lmao. Starts and your whispering in my ear.

[@SteveCole73]

When I first saw this account, I was so disappointed to only see one video. This video has restored my excitement. I am not sure what is better, the artwork or the commentary. Love it.

[@artg476]

Came here on the recommendation of the reputed Robert Evans, know for the podcast Behind the Bastards and making the sterling Sophie Lichterman's job difficult. BF, you did not disappoint. Two thumbs up. You can't see the other one because it's right behind the first, like how a kids draw legs on a dog or cat

[@MrLarrybyrne]

My absolute favorite channel...art combined with humor, wit, relevance, and great story telling. Pride of all Irish.

[@poo81]

Yup yup

[@guyvizard549]

This might be one of the best videos on KZbin. Amazing. Funny. Beautiful.... Just, wow. Also, I had just explained to my girlfriend what "fanny" means, so perfect timing on that. I'm shocked this doesn't have millions of views, yet.

[@rogerwredford]

A man staring down the barrel of 50 (!) breaking with tradition and selecting you as his first ever subscription... for you, sir, are a legend in the making. Future generations will be sculpting dioramas of you sculpting dioramas, waxing rhapsodic about "The Fingered One", though I may not live to see it.

[@bobbyfingers]

I will do everything in my power to keep you alive till that day Roger. In fact, I have started a GoFundMe campaign to keep Roger alive for the next 80 years. Link in bio. And don’t forget to subscribe and smash that like button.

[@rogerwredford]

@@bobbyfingers I'm honoured, I truly am, but I think I'd be smashing MYSELF in the face with an axe if I had to spend another 80 years with the current shit show as background noise. Let's haggle it down to, say, 25, and give the rest of the ill-gotten gains to your kids... name your next born Roger, we'll call it quits.

[@bobbyfingers]

Ok that sounds like a deal. But I recently had a vasectomy so in order to honour this agreement I will need to reverse the surgery. To that end I have started a GoFundMe campaign to pay the doctors at Gentle Procedures. Link in bio. Hit subscribe and smash my balls.

[@rogerwredford]

@@bobbyfingers What a guy... dedication above and beyond. I'll drink to your soon-to-be-tender bollocks tonight... a Rusty Nail sounds appropriate, given that's what i hear they use for the procedure on the Emerald Isle. It's against God's Will, dontcha know... just ask Mel.

[@bobbyfingers]

Roger. I think you and I are going to be good friends.

[@MegaFlorest]

Holy shit....is this the best thing I've ever seen on KZbin?

No, that would be Michael Jackson on Fire

[@spaghettimkay5795]

Your videos never fail to give off an entirely unique vibe. The blend of genuine artistic talent, strange infatuation, and benign insanity makes for great content/

[@johnnycarcosa5974]

I watched videos of Gene choking people out then throwing water on their trousers. When they woke up they thought it was piss. Gene had a lot of fun doing this kind of stuff. This diorama is a masterpiece on so many levels I don't even know where to start. Good job sir!

[@nerdindisguise42]

Thanks so much for this. You're the first artist/KZbinr I've checked on every few days to see if they have uploaded another video (and I've been here - way too much -- for over 15 years). You make me laugh aloud and show real passion for your multi-medium art here.

[@KyloBiz]

Everything about this was perfect, from the random altercation to the regina spektor cover. Thank you

[@theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658]

You know Steven Seagal is everywhere in Eastern Europe, he is invited to events and openings not because Seagal is so popular but because he is the cheapest Hollywood action star you can get.

[@bryna7]

And because he is wanted for crimes in America..

[@theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658]

@@bryna7 That too of course.

[@SJ-ik8zr]

Happy to see you Lisa!

[@Potz4pizza]

I think this is the goddamn most creative thing I’ve seen in years.

[@kRaCkrrjAcK]

The Behind the Bastards podcast made the suggestion to check this out. As they had done a series on "Mr." Segal. I have to say thank you for the great walk-through on your technique and wonderful storytelling. P.S. your friend's Danny Glover is spot on!

[@TOYBOXTHEATRE]

Bobby Fingers videos are my favorite things on youtube. Utter Genius

[@NoclipDocs]

the king is back

[@MFDOOM02]

Yesss!!!! Please keep making more!! EDIT: Just finished the video and did not expect the cover of Samson by Regina Spektor. Amazing video.

[@bumbozambumbazebulon6738]

This is the only real reason to watch KZbin in 2022. Bravo.

[@alcosmic]

Went the extra mile with the research, mad respect