Tennison Gambit Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Variation

[@Frup]

This mistake happens at all skill levels. Ive faced my dog and my uncle, and both have been countered using this. Its their fault for being within 2000km of my missile silo.

[@BosnianApeSociety]

Correct, it is a very common beginner's mistake to not have any counter-ICBM systems

[@ssilent8202]

Cruise missiles are getting more and more easier to purchase, nowadays

[@jayjaws2478]

@@ssilent8202 I know right

[@colonelstriker2519]

1000 IQ move: play at 2001 km from your missile silo Check mate

[@noice6987]

Jokes on u I have a pocket mirror for that

[@Luca-iq4ev]

As the saying goes: "Don't bring a chess board to an international nuclear war"

[@fenrix155]

But remember to bring your nuclear projectile to a chess match

[@HritwRaje]

Is there such a saying?

[@scottjanes8964]

Unless you're Magnus Carlson, in which case it is the most dangerous weapon on the battlefield.

[@CBRN-115]

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?

[@TheDeathOmen]

@@CBRN-115 Dayum is this an obscure reference.

[@gido9467]

I quit playing Chess when the pay-to-win model took over. Obviously, not all players have the disposable income to pay for missiles, facilities to house them, and crew to maintain & fire them. Most games I could barely afford the squad of Blackwater mercenaries required for basic openings, like the Sicilian Defense.

[@TheFreakinX]

This comment deserves more likes.

[@0BucketMask0]

This comment made my day and it's not even 7AM

[@alifelessrock48]

@@0BucketMask0 same

[@cagedgandalf3472]

Underrated

[@bringbackgreedypulldef287]

Just Git gud like you can still use the F2P version and win if you start with fisticuffs before the first move

[@hewhositsuponfroggychair5722]

Black has inhaled oxygen. This is his first mistake, and the game is already over for him.

[@criticallyconk4944]

_And that is basically what goes through the mind of any white policemen_ That is *joke*

[@dhilonstephan]

Black: exists Nuke: so you have chosen DEATH

[@HeadPats-vi7jm]

@@criticallyconk4944 "Aye, that's a joke lads" -The Demoman (probably)

[@mladen7641]

Black exists in the same dimensional plane of existence as me. This is his first mistake, and the game is already over for him.

[@Josuh]

@SR.OREJITAS que chucha te pasó

[@pingu6338]

I was a hardstuck 120 rating but thanks to this gambit my rating went up from 120 to War Criminal in a span of 5 games thank you Mr. Bosnian

[@syndicate_555]

💀💀💀

[@cameronjames7360]

🤣🤣🤣

[@lumiere6402]

I mean it is technically your fault for not winning because you cant be trial if there arent any witnesses or opposition left. Trust me I have done it 👍

[@adammar5hall]

Former Bradley platoon leader here.. don't forget that Black has to be within 3750 meters if you are firing the TOW-2b, and your vehicle must remain stationary while your gunner is guiding the missile. That may not always be possible during blitz chess and other timed matches.

[@steve0riginals]

maybe we can buy some time by threaten to lauch a full scale nuclear attacks if the opponent doesn't wait?

[@steve0riginals]

@Graham Or just use the nukes, easier that way.

[@steve0riginals]

@Graham Win IS WIN! So... haha nukes go Brrrrrr

[@steve0riginals]

@Graham Joke on you, i always 3 steps ahead. My king had a identical TWIN brother! and 7 clones, 2 more hid on mars 3 more at the dark side of the moon as a backup plan! my moves are Foolproof!

[@steve0riginals]

@Graham as some random purple dude with a butt chin once said "A small price to pay for salvation" and, a win is a win! we've already won when that silo hatch open!

[@alexkoo333]

I thought I would never hear “chess” and “anti-tank missle” in one sentence

[@rowbotia]

We were playing chess while an anti-tank missile flew overhead. It missed, being a miss-ile.

[@alexandrualex1085]

FV4011 Centurion 5/2

[@jacobgame2757]

You clearly haven't played enough chess

[@rowbotia]

@@jacobgame2757 every time I play chess, military grade explosives are involved

[@cosmicdraconian6712]

@@rowbotia damn bro, thats rough

[@mrchezsandvich.4096]

Darn, I should've seen this before. I was in a chess competition in my school and I almost fell for the trick, when I noticed my friend at the back flailing his arms, I noticed he was doing sign language and I quickly understood what my opponent was doing. So I gave him the old LGM-30 Minuteman III attack. Had I not seen him, I would've been destroyed by the Tennison Gambit Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Variation and put to shame. I may have not won the competition, but at least I placed 3rd and won everyone's hearts. Had I seen this before I probably would've placed 2nd or even first. At least I learned something new

[@BosnianApeSociety]

I am glad this helped

[@oliverfougere6296]

Trust me it's even more humiliating when they get you with the 4-stage Cold-Launch, Cold Fusion-powered, 2-stage flight Triple Chambered Fusion-Core 200 Megaton Hydrogen Ordnance

[@mrchezsandvich.4096]

Man that sounds devastating, luckily, I haven't encountered anyone who tried that on me

[@jakewright3218]

Something else you could try is attacking with an A10 warthog strike followed by napalm bombardment, do not use if they have a flak cannon

[@bugjams]

A touching story.

[@curllum]

BE WARNED EVERYONE This strategy can sometimes backfire on yourself if going against someone who’s seen it before. People who have seen it often tend to use their military grade missile bunker when they see the play coming, meaning that the missile can inadvertently put your own king in checkmate, know who you’re playing against people.

[@CL0NEM]

It's more dangerous if they have the Aegis Ballistic Missile Defense System

[@LegendStormcrow]

@@CL0NEM That's when you send in a fleet of A10 warthogs

[@zhiqiangchen6235]

@@LegendStormcrowif they play the inter planetary hydrogen bomb counter attack however, your done for

[@LegendStormcrow]

@@zhiqiangchen6235 I counter with the Iron Curtain.

[@zhiqiangchen6235]

@@LegendStormcrow that’s a good counter. Beginners would play the gold counter and then I would’ve played the mercury variation. Best move right now for me is the iron clad bunker defense. You did have a better move though, the lead curtain followed with the knight bomb counter attack

[@Sophist]

Ah yes, I remember Gandhi used this incredible strategem to win the Hunger Games.

[@mrbuttons8492]

Indeed

[@carcinogenicthalidomide3057]

This wasn't in the manga

[@marcel2837]

@@carcinogenicthalidomide3057 That's why the novel is better

[@losl5216]

@@marcel2837 novel showed more emotions as well.

[@spectre7877]

This is the strategy used by the bad guys in fe3h

[@ScriptedMatt]

Ah yes the _Modified_ Sicilian defense

[@dawger]

It's just part of the Tennison Gambit

[@tebmc2088]

69 likes

[@TKNinja37]

Never enter a bet against the Sicilian Defense when death is on the line

[@ncm2738]

Sicilian offense

[@sugarpuck9107]

@@TKNinja37 inconceivable

[@mateotovar4548]

I love how it sacrifices a pawn before launching the missile so it can actually be called a gambit

[@ziwuri]

* 2 pawns *

[@Akathysia]

I mean, it IS a variation of the tennison gambit

[@Ed-1749]

the main joke of the video is that this is a reference to a nickname of this exact setup, where instead of using an actual missile, you use your queen instead to capture half your opponents board. Because of the damage and the fact your queen move from across the board, it has been compared to an icbm, thus making the context for this video.

[@Stinger913]

@@Ed-1749 oh fr?

[@andrey2001v]

@@Ed-1749 Isn't it the other way around? I can't find any mentions of icbm variant with date before this video release.

[@HyperfixationWizard]

I love how this meme became so famous, that the chess community calls the strategy an intercontinental ballistic missle whenever a queen attacks an undefended king by attacking a queen from one side of the board all the way to check.

[@kaybevang536]

Bro really 😂!??

[@HyperfixationWizard]

​@kaybevang536 Yes, while the video doesn't show it, the next "obvious" move would be to attack the enemy king with your queen from one side of the board to the other. Thus, this shitpost became an actual strategy in chess.

[@kaybevang536]

@@HyperfixationWizardthe idea of beginners using a M3 Bradley Anti Tank missile is hilarious too 😂

[@gorgolyt]

The most hilarious thing is that this is actually a coherent chess tutorial using correct concepts and terminology.

[@tncorgi92]

I wasn't familiar with the Channel so I assumed the content was legit, even though I'd read the description.

[@NotAGoodUsername360]

Except the board is backwards

[@LuisManuelLealDias]

@@tncorgi92 it's totally legit, it's a good chess tactic! ahahah

[@spiraldj]

Also he said queen's pawn to d5. He mixed classic notation with algebraic/modern notation. The d in d5 already insinuates its the queen's pawn. He could've said queen's pawn 4 or d5.

[@its_saber1525]

If you do this and they move kings pawn up DO NOT TAKE THE BISHOP, TRUST ME

[@surgeoaguaro409]

Chess Tip: *Distract your enemy by pointing a gun to their head and tell them to do a bad move*

[@rubiroman8121]

But where can i get ammo

[@nathawatkotcharug5379]

how to play chess using ur feet kzbin.info/www/bejne/o3q0nZWpjZZnjLc

[@toeseater2855]

thats a rookie mistake, doing predictable move like that would cause you immense lost if it fails, which most likely as chess player have been recorded dodging a 7.26 NATO bullet shooted from a gas-operated, air-cooled, belt-fed lightweight machine gun MK46 pointblank, the suggested move would be dropping a GBU-43/B Massive Ordnance Air Blast from a C-130 Hercules, I recommend using the MC-130E Combat Talon I or MC-130H Combat Talon II variants at extreme precision. This move would help you take control over the board due to the enemy being stunned as this move is not very common but very effective, the area of damage that this move deal is very large, atleast 1/4 of the board, now all you need to do is develop all of your pawns, putting pressure on their end of the board and spawns multiple queen, now that you have taking control over the board, depending on the area that you dropped the bomb, the enemy may have or not have any castle, bishop or queen, now with all of your queens, the next move is very obvious, launch your Trident II D5 nuclear missile system from your submarine, I recommend using the Ethan Allen-class ballistic missile submarines or the Ohio-class ballistic missile submarines, this move is extremely brutal but don't feel bad for your opponent, is his/her fault for being within your missile's 8,000 kilometers range. I called this tactic of mine "The CS-0927 Gladiator Warzone" feel free to use it every time you want

[@skaladsdurr7139]

@@toeseater2855 🤣😂

[@wolflightning2331]

@@toeseater2855 what if im i dont have money im a free to play user any tips

[@soup9242]

Other tutorials never pointed out specifically what type of missile to use, so I always get stuck. However, thanks to this tutorial, I know exactly the type of missile! Thankfully, I do have an RT-2PM2 cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile already, so I will definitely try this next time I play chess!

[@Michaeltheweeb]

how... specific

[@miffed_off]

Haven’t played chess in years, it’s really changed.

[@catchy9665]

Update ur version bro

[@mesalab3781]

Yeah you should update its better now.

[@chongus3092]

Rich mode

[@gaygoddessnamedmadoka2252]

@@perceptibleperplexity5134 US missile Launch

[@ThomasTherianos]

News just came out that there will be a missile extension dlc bro

[@inbredclips6168]

i will be using this in my next chess match this is better than anything i have ever used

[@dewhiterabbit1337]

Where will you be playing? In New York?

[@inbredclips6168]

DeWhiteRabbit i will be playing in the world blitz championships in dubai

[@dewhiterabbit1337]

@@inbredclips6168 Alright. All the best to you!

[@Karl_toffel.]

*you hear a flying object approach you at high speeds*

[@not_herobrine3752]

@@Karl_toffel. lemme get my binaculars.. oh dear, its a bear at mach 2 speed

[@gnochhuos645]

Bobby Fischer has been real quiet since this came out

[@hishamseddiqee9528]

He got killed by this opening a few years ago

[@breadyogurt3957]

And I will beat his records with this new technique!

[@reeck771]

That's cuz he died

[@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw]

@@reeck771 If you die in chess you die in real life.

[@mitochondria6247]

@@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw If you chess in die you life in real death

[@SomeOrdinaryJanitor]

“The next move is obvious, we can launch an RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold-launched Three-Stage Solid Propellant Silo-based Intercontinental Ballistic Missile” Obvious choice

[@starklar1986]

I almost fell for this. I was playing my friend at my house and he was preparing to use this strategy. Luckily I live in America and was near a firearm so I shot him in the forehead with a Glock-17 before he could launch the ICBM. Common mistake, always bring full riot armor to a Chess match. I have to go now the guard says my time on the computer is up and I need to go back to my cell.

[@wormwalll6557]

Same but I used a FN FAL the perfect weapon

[@bringbackgreedypulldef287]

Wormwalll well as I wanted to not bash in my forehead with my calcium deprived bones, I’ll take the glock

[@chasemanjansen]

Wormwalll I have mixed feelings on bringing a .308 to a gentleman’s game but you do you

[@wormwalll6557]

@@chasemanjansen shh its our secret

[@neko281]

See this is were your mistake comes in for you see you need to have a very good lawyer on you whenever you play chest so that you dont go to jail. That should help you when you have another match with someone

[@bromanHenk1]

Black: moves single pawn forward Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh: I see you have chosen death

[@sangamharsolia5069]

Lol

[@carmelfb]

i heard that in the text-to-speach voice and it made this pefrect.

[@toucan6109]

Cringe

[@ericworley9598]

coughs in chest bot

[@crimsonstrykr]

That name though. No surnames just first names, and the most generic ones too.

[@matthewwaterson3102]

"The next step is obvious" they would never see it coming, they also won't see anything else coming ever again

[@shuvelstone1331]

Lol

[@dannyrg9693]

Yes

[@fizhouz328]

T'was his *Last Surprise!*

[@CARNAGE25]

I was playing against a 7 year old who was clearly going to become GM one day. I resigned and asked her to play with me again. I tried this gambit and won! Then I played against everyone at her funeral and destroyed them. Thanks so much!!

[@JustARandomDuckling]

Underrated comment

[@Thor_the_Doge]

I was so concentrated on the chess tutorial that I forgot that this was a joke video so the ICBM missile part caught me off-guard

[@Chris01114]

I didn't understand why black would move it's pawn from b8 to c8 though

[@TheAnantaSesa]

@@Chris01114 g8 to f8

[@Chris01114]

@@TheAnantaSesa It doesn't matter if you turn in right 90° or left 90°

[@TheAnantaSesa]

@@Chris01114 it does if you start a on the bottom and 1 on the left. Your reference starts with a on the top row. Thats not the reference system used in the video but may or may not be standard chess reference. IDK Turning the board without adjusting the references would mean you are describing totally different squares.

[@aguy2581]

GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh

[@transjonkler]

I spent like 5 minutes laughing uncontrollably at this what even is my sense of humor anymore

[@matthewohara5346]

You know a vid is good when the kgb is the top comment

[@sushiibird7799]

Golden that is your sense of humor

[@baronvonbork2856]

Does KGB watch from Zoom Why isnt Google working How to delete text

[@appleburger285]

my cat fell asleep to this

[@TheGloriousLeader]

I was laughing so hard my 1yo son started slapping me.

[@fatcat7481]

How to be better in chess Google: practice more and look for strategies Bing:

[@adamcarroll9613]

Alternately, be a Q-learning AI.

[@ic3wolf988]

Who tf even started this joke

[@Quicksilver-7791]

@@ichijofestival2576 they are somewhat, I speak from experience.

[@guantofroglol6511]

You could also use everything before they launched the ICBM

[@doggo9757]

These bing memes never get old

[@ramsescampollo2506]

I too love using the RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile as a chess piece

[@raidedcluster]

"Hey dude wanna play some chess?" "Yeah sure." As you see this was a natural mistake.

[@dqflynn]

Black has already lost the game

[@sssswerth5323]

@@eness379 thus he will lose the game ( and his life )

[@itspurplepaw6163]

"hope you have your icbm ready"

[@CYBER-ln4jm]

@@dqflynn r a c i s t

[@oofboi114]

This was your friends's first mistake, and the game is already over for him

[@lakshmisharma2357]

I sent this to one of my friends who is REALLY into chess. He thought the video was going to be an actual strategy he hadn't heard of. For that alone I'm liking this video

[@rgderen88]

Fun fact: it IS an actual strategy. Until they actually fire the missile

[@chopstick7409]

@@rgderen88 wdym? my main strat is to launch an RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold launched three stage solid propellant silo based intercontinental ballistic missle whenever the enemy queen is parallel to the rook

[@null3007]

Instead of the missle meme, you just capture their queen.

[@janLilin]

@@null3007 Sounds ineffective

[@NoNo-uy2bq]

thathappened

[@LogicA002]

I played this against Magnus Carlsen and he fell for it 2 times, once when we played in the park, and another one in the hospital when he survived the first missile.

[@gorgit]

I know this is supposed to be a joke, but Carlsen would never fall for the Tennison Gambit. Intercontinental ballistic missile variation or not. No, Im not fun at parties.

[@hi-nb5yk]

Q

[@hackerulroman]

@@gorgit I doubt it. Carlsen has 2 choices in this situation: run away from the board and be disqualified, or continue sitting at the board and die, therefore being disqualified. Both result in loss. The only way Carlsen would win is by equipping himself with anti-missile defense systems.

[@yesno7889]

@@hackerulroman Magnus is a cyborg though, he is a chess king precisely because he have the Tennison gambit, ballistic missile variation, build into him, a truly terrifying chess gamer.

[@HelloMedicAnkit]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GamerH-vx5hs]

I remember my Japanese grandfather using this to win the Hiroshima World Chess Championship 1945.

[@darthmortem585]

wasn't really a win was it 💀

[@exa0710]

Wait, I thought he was American?

[@Emre_Kermen]

That time when they had to delay final matches for two days because they decided to move to Nagazaki.

[@clayhamric4428]

You can’t spell “pyrrhic victory” without “victory”

[@NotAVeryGoodNickname]

I would argue that this is the win after the pyrrhic victory that means you're done as well. The missile toppled both kings, that's got to be even.

[@KarabinerKarabinerKarabiner]

@Brandon Munson It's a real word not a mission.

[@govindasharman425]

Pyrrhic win

[@crimsonstrykr]

@@KarabinerKarabinerKarabiner M8 you never played Black Ops?

[@KarabinerKarabinerKarabiner]

@@crimsonstrykr Bro, I played black ops, just telling him it's not just a mission but a word

[@cheesyvin8078]

Black has existed. This was his first fatal move because if he's alive then he has a higher chance of dying. By an ICBM

[@dinand_b4811]

I love this comment

[@nathawatkotcharug5379]

how to play chess using ur feet kzbin.info/www/bejne/o3q0nZWpjZZnjLc

[@weisilber8957]

@@nathawatkotcharug5379 Very funny, when you force it below every comment here is.

[@lolbots]

holup, i hear biden will be renaming them ICBLM

[@rlglezglez8391]

I love this

[@spawniscariot9756]

I don't play chess, or engage in recreational international nuclear warfare, however I must declare that this video has sparked an interest in both pastimes...

[@howdem9982]

recreational international nuclear warfare, recommended by seven out of ten people

[@pqbdwmnu]

I don't engage in chess, but I do play recreational international nuclear warfare, this was a great tutorial for chess

[@technodraconic7335]

both? Chess and nuclear warfare are one and the same.

[@queenchaosyet]

I too, share great interest in recreational international nuclear warfare

[@48917032]

I heard the only winning move is not to play

[@flightyavian]

A fun note for those interested in this gambit: Knight f3 induces black to play D5, and you can hit then with E4, reaching the favoured position. Of course, black may move a knight but for lower elos it's a higher chance than hoping for a Scandinavian

[@DaniMartVTen]

I love how quickly this escalated from classic chess to classic geopolitical warfare. Same game, different pawns?

[@lorddoge4277]

LMFAO

[@Nogdog945]

You’re not completely wrong…. 🤷‍♂️

[@dondada8105]

Indeed.

[@NotSoFancyRight]

This aint classic chess, the white and black squares are swapped.

[@OGRE_HATES_NERDS]

wait until their judgement day comes

[@joshuachamberlain9725]

The one dislike was someone who fell for the gambit

[@83athom]

Hirohito?

[@joshuachamberlain9725]

@@83athom yeah

[@williamgandarillas2185]

It’s 26 now, unfortunately

[@joshuachamberlain9725]

@@williamgandarillas2185 poor souls didn't see it coming

[@Jowen2713]

42

[@jackfrost7389]

Excellent strategy. Used this at my last international game and blew away the crowd and competition

[@binkhowell8242]

Litterally.

[@unveiledmango2421]

@@willmcclard206 literally

[@Md_ra]

You sacked them for a win

[@randomguy6909]

AND HE SACRIFICED….. EVERYONE!!!!!

[@Merciless_cg]

AllahOAkbarrrrrrrrrr! *detonates

[@bowichan2407]

Glad they updated the chess after hundreds of years. Addition of missiles was truly a cherry on top

[@charliemomo2605]

Ah yes The great master of chess Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh

[@BosnianApeSociety]

That is him, the legend himself

[@ronmathewjoe]

I don't know if you knew this already but it's grand* master.

[@Jupiter__001_]

@@ronmathewjoe Unless he was just saying that Grand Master Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh is a great (excellent) master, a grand master of chess, if you will.

[@ronmathewjoe]

@@Jupiter__001_ True, I only just wanted to inform them if they didn't know.

[@lightningchegg4823]

Such a way with words

[@gracewenzel]

"The next move is obvious." Take the queen, yeah? No? _...Oh._

[@Landfall364]

Well... Might be a bit more obvious to experienced players I suppose. You'll get there.

[@zeppelincraft1443]

This is a move of anticipation that your adversary would ragequit and flip the board.

[@cosmicdraconian6712]

@@zeppelincraft1443 too bad that the board was already flipped after this formidable win.

[@ruhfilkhair]

@Widened Putin k?

[@cypher_2259]

@@ruhfilkhair k

[@b1ackgamma]

I remember my dad telling me that our grandfather won an international chess tournament in both Hiroshima and Nagasaki back in 1945 using this variation of the tension gambit

[@ovencake523]

I laughed way too hard at this

[@Seopy]

no.

[@bane2201]

@@Seopy ye

[@sangamharsolia5069]

Cursed comment

[@EpicGCM2]

You are trying to be cursed but you dont know history. It was a regular nuclear bomb not an icbm that blew up hiroshima and nagasaki. These “cursed” comments are so overused that they arent even funny anymore.

[@DigmaSquad]

Thanks man, i hate it when my opponent denies my queens gambit and launches a Intercontinental balistic thermonuclear missle while i try to capture his knights this has truly taught me how to counter such tragedies and I have tabled the turns and launched an air-to-surface laser guided missile into his pieces and won the international chess championship god bless you bro and thanks for the intercontinental ballistic missiles i will continue to launch 8F115 and 8F116 5-6 megaton warheads for R-16 / SS-7 ICBM to his pieces this tutorial is 10/10 thank you brother the opponents fall for this everytime they try to launch BGM-71 TOW missiles at me from their truck trying desperately to stop me despite the fact they need a GMD to stop my rapidly approaching ICBM going at approximately 24,000 kilometers per seconds to his board easy win you have brought me up the ranks to #2 GM i will share this to all my mates who are having trouble countering the DF-41 ICMB so they can launch their surface-to-surface missile this video has changed my life.

[@Dragoon45]

Outdated! Pro's have swapped to using chess pieces made of pure diamond to survive Missile attacks

[@treeforlife1914]

first

[@maxgrey3694]

third

[@phthalo7401]

Fourth

[@yotokil2914]

ik. he should take down the video

[@sams_enfp]

@@yotokil2914 r/wooosh

[@seanwu3138]

I like the implication that the more skilled you are at chess the more destructive missiles are open to your use

[@nice3333333333]

Putin be balling at the chess club

[@bjrneirikstrkersen1021]

In Armageddon, everything is fair game.

[@Jetstream_Sam]

Ever since i became a grandmaster at chess and got access to drone strikes and nukes.. ive been winning every game

[@Hotsaucebauce3943]

Black: breaths Narrator: *You fool, its already too late. You have already lost*

[@varian2666]

not to be that one weeb who ruins the joke but “Omae wa mou shindeiru...” “Nani⁉️”

[@frankyboy1385]

Aperture: The Enrichement center is... Black Mesa: The game is already over for you... Aperture: Wait wha... Black Mesa: *ICBM TO THE FACE* !!!!!

[@ollanius_papyrus80]

To be fair, you’ve pretty much lost the second the opponent decides he’s gonna use an ICBM.

[@alexandergrant8092]

"Narrator" ?, didn´t you mean to say "cop" ?

[@maxkho00]

@@ollanius_papyrus80 Not only are you lost, but you're also read. It's a double-whammy.

[@Noizzed]

My opponent: "Well... I don't know what you're doing but it's quite an explosive approach!" Me waiting for my incoming anti-tank missile to obliterate the board: "Heh, you don't say"

[@xboxpun9102]

Just when we think he’s lost it Grand Master Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranaav Rajesh revolutionizes chess yet again Edit: I forgot about this for a year. Mom, I’m famous. :)

[@dinodoestuff]

;-;

[@jcbriefly4250]

“Sometimes a Pawn is enough to change the whole game and those who ignore the importance of it, are liable to lose their Queen. Unless they have an ICBM.”

[@bringbackgreedypulldef287]

The game was rigged from the start

[@grayefox-4425]

- Gandhi

[@ABlueOrb]

This is truly an unjust game.

[@Shona100]

- Sun Tzu, the art of war

[@nef36]

@@Shona100 Nah fam that was Mark Twain

[@nou-jn6uz]

What kind of ATGM is preferred? A kornet? TOW? Hellfire? Edit: TOW it is, it seems

[@qumit165]

kornet

[@albertomartinigorlami1905]

9M14 Malyutka

[@corneliusmcmuffin3256]

no u well my preferred method is the 9M311 "Treugol'nik" (triangle) surface-to-air missile from the 2k22 Tunguska anti aircraft as the strategy’s works on up to 7 chess games simultaneously regardless of the speed or altitude of the chess board(s)

[@REgamesplayer]

TOW-2B due to its top down nature of attack.

[@RandomSwede-1]

RB56 is nice

[@ocskopf]

Instructions unclear, I accidentally shot a hole on the surface of Mars with a BFG-10000

[@noahhart440]

Instructions unclear, random island in the Pacific has been eradicated.

[@husky_studios]

F

[@xeraphyx7903]

F

[@noahhart440]

no no don't worry this is a good thing. I won't have anymore bullies

[@ineedaname8105]

@@noahhart440 lmao XDD

[@kyleterry5190]

Instructions unclear, mushroom cloud has been spotted over the bikini atoll

[@SlayCC]

Thank you for this, will now mate all my firends with my 32 inch Ballistic Missile.

[@amytg777]

Uh, bud. I hate to be that guy but perhaps you wanna word that a little differently, this being the internet and all...

[@emi-li2539]

32 inches? That's the smallest ballistic missile I've ever heard of.

[@emi-li2539]

@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ Who said I don't? ;)

[@grizzlyadams5410]

I had to do a double take on this one.

[@cerealata9035]

@@amytg777 You mean a 32-inch ICBM doesn't actually exist in real life?

[@norafromash5087]

The fact he was almost constantly one move away from winning makes this even better

[@darian2975]

The video Title ruined the whole thing tbh, it should be kept in the dark

[@mistakendawg8885]

@@darian2975 yh for sure, missed opportunity.

[@adog5999]

@@darian2975 yeah, ikr

[@Toopa88]

@@darian2975 But then this video would have fewer clicks, because majority of people onlly carw about clickbait thumbnails and titles.

[@fernandocarrazzoni]

And win he did.

[@Anthony_Marquis]

"The next move is obvious."

[@PlayrR3D156]

Chess player: That's an interesting move. Where did you learn how to play? Me: The Bosnian Ape Society. Chess player: *Nervous Sweating*

[@YataTheFifteenth]

"Grandmaster Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh teached me his tricks." "Oh god oh fuck"

[@matthias8161]

@@YataTheFifteenth how do i get a hold of missile

[@idie6606]

@@matthias8161 just use the Agni-V Ballistic Missile or the R-36M you can also use a thermonuclear-mini-bomb for a silent attack or just use sicillian or a regular e5 response

[@AbhijayAgarwal]

@@idie6606 I'd rather suggest the Agni VI,It's got more range and is faster,but if you want a silent and fast missile,I'd suggest the BrahMos

[@idie6606]

@@AbhijayAgarwal Oh yeah, ur right, thats extremely effective, maybe even do the RDS-220 Hydrogen Bomb variation

[@blacklangster1141]

Me, a chess beginner looking for a way to beat my dad: “this is sure to destroy him!”

[@spingmufh1007]

Guess you’ll be using an anti tank missile for a while

[@kirbomatic1573]

you have no idea.

[@thebee0320]

Idk, it depends if he knows about this. Cause you never get beat twice by cheese like this

[@kirbomatic1573]

@@thebee0320 you get beaten once by this, but you never lose again.

[@hieuivy6913]

try the anti-tank guided missiles

[@tomow7566]

I love how the board is set up wrong, the black square is in the bottom right and the queen is on the wrong colour

[@comet.x]

Of course the queen is on the wrong color. The black is on the bottom right

[@Tot-mr6sv]

At q

[@tomow7566]

@@comet.x I thought of that but I decided to say it anyway, saying just 1 thing is wrong with the board is a bit underwhelming

[@Akeno0002]

Dude i thought this would actually work till i knew the pieces were wrong

[@semiedgv]

OKAY NERD *fires anti-tank guided missile*

[@muneebdev]

How could I miss such an obvious move. I was going to use an AGM-65 Maverick from my single-seat, twin-turbofan, straight-wing, subsonic attack Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II aircraft. This tutorial saved me. You gained a sub!

[@kellenhayes3628]

Really affective tutorial! My opponent was so mad when I beat him that he layer on the floor motionless (Probably still trying to comprehend the fact that I beat him). I think he had rich parents, because next there were loads of white vans with red stripes and a blue star-like shape, and there were a bunch of people who ran out and got him into his own mobile bed (They had the letters ER on their shirts, I think it was his family’s initials). All in all, I haven’t heard back from him, I can’t believe he still hasn’t gotten over the defeat.

[@icecube9594]

...

[@muaz5515]

daamn

[@kellenhayes3628]

@Gucci Crimson Kids these days are so weak, like "Yeah, I just shot an anti-tank missile at you, so what?"

[@kellenhayes3628]

@Gucci Crimson Weaklings die, big deal.

[@pluto3194]

I hate sore losers =/

[@xavierburval4128]

1:52 See this is where most tutorials would tell you to take the queen. However, since this channel is obviously much better at giving helpful advice to help you dominate the chess board, it gives the most optimal move to eliminate as most enemy units as possible without sacrificing your own.

[@yourmum69_420]

except white's pieces actually got hit first

[@equalityforever302]

@@yourmum69_420 Then launch it from the other side. Problem solved.

[@The.Orange.Wizard]

While*

[@johe_bhidun]

@@equalityforever302 pfp checks out

[@didiask8924]

@@yourmum69_420 Soviet tactics

[@FirstNameLastName-qx8ii]

The US government trying to negotiate with smaller nations:

[@a_balloon]

So funny 😒

[@user-gu1ed1kb8x]

lmao haha 😐

[@darthvader6533]

I wish lol

[@mementomori4695]

@@a_balloon it's true tho

[@ess9163]

@@mementomori4695 Man, why the Americans gotta be mad. Not our fault the CIA killed politicians and developed proxy wars in underdeveloped countries while funding criminal organizations :/

[@UndercoverDog]

He is answering all the questions we were too afraid to ask

[@quazar5017]

Keys to win a chess game: - material superiority - range advantage - penetration power

[@shadowxxe]

You forgot blast radius newby gosh do you even play chess

[@release858]

You're forgetting nuclear science

[@ineedaname8105]

PENETRATION POWER

[@jaivigneshmuthukumar1731]

69 likes noice

[@hihigocat]

ah yes, big pp is required

[@03.ximipa3ahmadrinofarosmu3]

I know this was a joke, but I actually learned a new chess strategy this way

[@DeAdmiraal1998]

@Svannuta Could you maybe explain how? I'm starting to get into chess so I'm quite curious.

[@alphaslootari3126]

@Svannuta Please explain lol

[@littleretroship6403]

@Svannuta how? There is no way that with the Scandinavian defence there can be mate in 2 moves the defence wouldn’t be popular if there was a way for mate in 2 moves. Or do you mean mate in 2 moves if black starts of with pawn to c6 or c5. Second of all, the queens are placed on the wrong squares. A good tip for lacing your queen properly is placing it on the square with the same colour as the piece ex: the white queen starts on d1 and not e1 because d1 is a white square.

[@zloth54]

@@littleretroship6403 ie white queen on white, black queen on black

[@littleretroship6403]

@@zloth54 thats the thing white queen is on wrong square so is black queen Edit: his whole board is flipped 90 degrees

[@deinfamous5293]

"The next move is obvious." Me: Oh yes he's going to go send his queen to capture the black queen Also me: Hold up why is the next frame a missile silo?

[@brandonevans3994]

How is that more obvious then the missle silo, EXPLAIN

[@uNine-qb8gt]

@@brandonevans3994 queens are the most powerful piece, if you're in a position where you can easily eliminate them, then you do

[@baconvolcano9946]

u9000 Nine the hell are you on about? You can easily get wayyyy ahead with the missile strategy

[@tfwthelsdkicksin6083]

@@uNine-qb8gtwhy eliminate just the queen, when I can eliminate an entire country?

[@prestonkline3295]

@@tfwthelsdkicksin6083 now your thinking

[@treyvasallo3156]

As a chess beginner, this tutorial helped very much. My brother didnt stand a chance

[@TempestKrimps]

i was having legit problems trying to understand if this was satire or if that was the actual name of the maneuver then you showed me the ballistic missile technique i should have known it was real the whole time

[@namethefifth7315]

You should have edited this it would make it so much fuier like you fell for it

[@craniumtea5137]

@@namethefifth7315 yes much fuier!

[@TheRealIvyX]

ah yes, f u i e r

[@johnjordan3552]

This isn't real you dummy hah

[@TempestKrimps]

@@johnjordan3552 itsajoke.jpg

[@SimoTheSergal]

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.

[@siddharthiyer7244]

Sounds like a paper I just read. I could follow this easier.

[@petorius7174]

And now my brain hurts

[@AWISECROW]

Excellent

[@caribreeze]

Honestly its actually understandable to me in written form, the audio makes it seem so much worse.

[@wormwalll6557]

Very

[@peterchasten2790]

Chess Teacher: Chess isn't that difficult, here let's play a game. Chess Teacher's Tactics:

[@rageraptor7127]

Plot twist: your teachers a military general

[@shikikankillzone4239]

@@rageraptor7127 Imagine, you're just there, a German kid in 1929, just after the great war and some guy named Erwin Rommel enters your history class and challenges the children to a game of chess. ER: *"Your turn"* The kid: _"Uhhh... pawn to... there, I guess?"_ ER: *"HAH! You have activated my trap card, now I shall ambush your pieces with an ambush using my Afrika Korps troops"* **Stug IV barges in through the wall*

[@rageraptor7127]

@@shikikankillzone4239 h 💀

[@justamanofculture12]

@@shikikankillzone4239 we don't deserve such original comments 💯

[@legendarytat8278]

(insert inappropriate school shooting joke)

[@melody3741]

Pronouncing the technical and brand names of each weapon in its entirety literally gets me every single time

[@Kariyu101]

This whole time I thought Magnus Carlsen was skilled the dude just had a big nuke 🙄

[@boomdini9744]

Yeah but it works, if it works it’s skillful.

[@cheemsthegranolaguy7622]

Wtf do you mean bro, that is THE MOST skillful play I've ever seen in all my years!

[@nathawatkotcharug5379]

how to play chess using ur feet kzbin.info/www/bejne/o3q0nZWpjZZnjLc

[@topodiyoutube4004]

Ikr 😔👊🏿👊🏿

[@Tripdoxx]

Why are you everywhere

[@Zeawsomee]

Instructions unclear, was forced to improvise explosive devices (IEDs) delivered by use of an unmanned drone (also known as an unmanned aerial vehicle or UAV) to force check, unfortunately, my opponent was then able to counter with six (6) rounds of M795 155mm high explosive (HE) shells fired from the M777 howitzer to then control the board and take my Toyota Hilux, being used as a "technical" or non standard tactical vehicle (NSTV), armed with a Dehlavieh Missle system, and hence allowing full board control. If the AT capability a necessity of this strategy? If not, I may be able to combine this strategium with use of Multi Rocket Launcher System to allow greater board control and hence give better advantage for my pieces to be developed

[@flexplay9993]

The intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBM) is still an option, so take your win back!

[@ClingyCrab]

same

[@Strait_Raider]

I would recommend you proceed with the MLRS approach. This is the same technique which allowed Magnus Carlsen to defeat 20 grandmasters simultaneously in 2012.

[@jamesburleson1916]

You could also try the less popular, but nevertheless quite effective strategy of deploying an A-10C Thunderbolt II to provide the full range of anti-materiel and anti-personnel support. A-10C Thunderbolt IIs are quite adept at countering any defenses like Toyota Hiluxes, or even M60 Main Battle Tanks.

[@flexplay9993]

@@jamesburleson1916 Thats cheating. Its ground forces chess.

[@iamfourmana]

"The enemy's pieces exist" *a natural mistake*

[@piggynatorcool668]

lmao

[@bluehairedemon]

This is black's first mistake, and the game is already over for him

[@immortaldev1489]

*gets born* as you can see, then enemy has already made their first mistake

[@dr.skillz77mgpl92]

@@immortaldev1489 looool what level of cruelty you have reached.

[@youknowwho9842]

This opening took me quite a while to master. When I was a beginner I used to do an easier variation of this by shooting the other person before the match started. This opening is very easy to master, however.

[@obiwankenobi7293]

Only if misha done this against Karpov. He could defeat the final boss

[@bluejay9681]

I was gonna comment this until I saw your comment

[@johannsebastianbach3411]

you mean the kid misha?! hahahahah. I was legit looking at your comment thinking "what famous misha played against karpov in a championship?!" lol

[@Samuel_Athur6816]

FRAUD im Obi-wan

[@AerynHyuuga]

@@Samuel_Athur6816 it is getting out of hand, now there are two of them

[@sdrawkcab_emanresu]

@@Samuel_Athur6816 It's treason then

[@affanalam6123]

0:05 this man just wrote the most common first names in India . Truly an artist.

[@CharliMorganMusic]

I have learned something.

[@drewgehringer7813]

well known for his long-running rivalry with American grandmaster, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

[@pieceoftrash184]

@@drewgehringer7813 his name is my name too

[@i_am_cabbage6512]

@@pieceoftrash184 whenever we go out

[@urbainleverrier1]

@@drewgehringer7813 Let us not forget the half Japanese GM with potential to be the chess champion as well, Haruki Nakiyuma

[@tncorgi92]

"The only winning move is not to play."

[@Ikouy]

How about a nice game of-... checkers?

[@pelinalwhitestrake3367]

Switzerland must be a großmeister.

[@sierra4actual]

*DEFCON intenifies

[@tncorgi92]

@@Ikouy my checkerboard is full of anti-personnel mines.

[@theplaguedoctor6129]

This is a good quote

[@TimZoet]

Today it happened!! I opened normally, and suddenly he answered with the Scandinavian defense... I knew what to do. I did the steps and was able to send the Intercontinental Balistic Missile into enemy territory. It was a succes and after a couple more turns he actually forfeited

[@justsomeguywithoutamustach8816]

Therapist: -Computer with Indian accent isn't real it can't hurt you This dude:

[@BaxterCash]

Do you know what specific voice it is?

[@m4z805]

WAIT! *HOLD IT!* WHY ARE THERE SO MANY VERSIONS OF YOU?

[@regalblade8171]

@@m4z805 Mitosis

[@emdowww9150]

@@regalblade8171 LMAO, now I find biology class use... what the fuck, I suddenly can’t hear anything with my left ear, I’m scared

[@regalblade8171]

@@emdowww9150 SCP [REDACTED] HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT, SOMEONE GO AND GET THAT FUCLING THING BACK HERE ASAP

[@shidbot420]

Can I use a JDAM dropped from FL130??

[@suspended3785]

Yes

[@rijul9929]

Yes

[@k6une]

Your opponent will see that coming, it's a rather harder technique

[@spiderjerusalem]

Not against a GM I suppose. They simply wont play d5.

[@ThatNerdAlbert]

Yes.

[@MatthewNash]

"This is ridiculous." "I know. The Bradley was supposed to be used for troop transport."

[@cymes82]

I understood that reference.

[@googleminus1442]

The M3 bradley's primary function and design is direct fire support. Troop transport is the M2. While the M3 can also do troop transport and vice versa it is not optimal (it would be very cramped for instance)

[@Cherubrmy]

@@googleminus1442 I feel sorry for you

[@scissors320]

@@Cherubrmy I feel sorry for you too

[@doggo_woo]

@@Cherubrmy I mean, it is google minus. He's just like google, except a bit worse?

[@Arkaeuss]

I tried this at the Israeli Chess Championship (2022). Sadly it did not go as expected. Being used to American chess tournaments, I forgot to account for the Iron Dome and blundered my MGM-140 😮‍💨

[@averagejoe7860]

Chess player: clicks on video expecting actual chess strategy also chess player: satasfied

[@sushiibird7799]

Yes I am also satasfied by this

[@steelesisson3263]

It’s a legit strategy but also ha ha funny missle

[@Silentbob1494]

Hey man, that opening bit was actually pretty dope, imma have to try it and see if my sister falls for it... might have to workshop the rest of the plan though,lol

[@friendlygiant1507]

@@steelesisson3263 :") Minecraft isn't chess

[@SDfighter1]

True.

[@mikolajschulz5847]

Ahhh classic, I remember when Martin Luther King used this tactic to defeat Genghis Khan’s Army during the Napoleonic Wars.

[@oringina1717]

No?? He used it to defeat hitler right?

[@hppsfttcmd]

@@oringina1717 bah, that's what everyone believes. Nietzsche came up with this strategy first against Frederick the Great of Japan, and Martin Luther King simply perfected it. While yes, it was used by Tohru in the Vietnam war to deafeat Hitler, it's mainly known that MLK perfected it and defeated Genghis Khan

[@hongseng3670]

Yea man, I remember the part when he used it to destroy racism

[@foundationagentredacted9908]

@@hongseng3670 There can’t be racism if there’s no one left to be racist

[@bemotivated8443]

Didn’t Andrew Jackson pull out an AR 15 and kill 50,000 Russians in that battle?

[@anoddperson.3114]

The fact that he called the tanks by their full names makes it 10x funnier.

[@meemtiem1273]

It's called 'effect'

[@osamaz2780]

It's an APC, not a tank

[@osamaz2780]

@ThyPeasantSlayer or you can call it BFV too. APC is also the right term, you peasant

[@spectralassassin6030]

@@osamaz2780 It's an up armored vehicle on tracks with a big fuck off gun on top. It's a tank. I will not be accepting arguments on weekdays.

[@osamaz2780]

@@spectralassassin6030 ok sir, my bad. It's a tank

[@darthvader4338]

I went to school with my bicycle today and barely avoided an anti-Tank Missile I can confirm we need these defenses

[@cgplayz545]

Instructions unclear. Accidentally started a nuclear war

[@animasanguis3779]

no no, that means you followed them correctly

[@bastigaming9785]

no no, depends on what you used, if it's Tsar bomb: Tolerable, if it's only an American made weapon then, *NO THAT IS A BIG MISTAKE YOU CAPITALIST FOOL*

[@animasanguis3779]

@Name Other Name it's a J O K E

[@cazulon1122]

@@animasanguis3779 he knows it a joke

[@wewewerhoi1000]

Caz ulon ikr

[@ryanbui2046]

The real meaning of the phrase “He was playing Chess while I was playing Nuclear Warfare”

[@changebunny1442]

"see you in the next chess tutorial" Never creates the next chess tutorial

[@cymes82]

The tutorial to end all tutorials.

[@crimsonstrykr]

To be fair after pulling off such a decisive move is there really any need for another tutorial to begin with?

[@filipvass8480]

Bamboozled

[@wepe92]

Why do you need next chess tutorial anyway, the board is already destroyed

[@iceman7757]

You don't need more tutorials once you have an ICBM

[@st.jagerstager695]

thanks for being considerate and adding alternatives for starters.

[@fredricgreenblott283]

Not gonna lie, this is actually a legitimate chess strategy and I was learning something until the missile got launched lmao Edit 6/12/21 - How the hell did this comment blow up...?

[@Nemsesis3624]

No it's not its absolutely aweful. You would never take the knight with the king, you would take the queen with check and then take the knight and you are up material as black...

[@hannesneutze1581]

@@Nemsesis3624 the queen is defended by a Bishop?

[@fredricgreenblott283]

@@Nemsesis3624 No, it's not awful Like Hannes Neutze said, the queen is defended by a bishop, and despite how unconventional taking the knight is with the king, it's black's turn to move once you move the knight to f7, and your knight will be captured. If white had not moved the knight to that sacrificial position, Black would have a *lot* more options in terms of his strategy. If the knight had moved there and he had not taken it with his king, it would have been free to capture the rook or the queen, as stated in the video, and he would have been put at a severe disadvantage early in the game.

[@Nemsesis3624]

@@fredricgreenblott283 The queen is a intercontinental missile and will travel over the bishop.

[@hiiexist479]

The missile would work

[@DynestiGTI]

1:50 "The next move is obvious" Me: take the queen 1:52

[@bartekmarze1863]

Its because that was your first game in chess

[@bemotivated8443]

A noob like yourself can’t be expected to know things like this

[@PROTOBLUES90]

Yes, that was in fact the next move lol

[@kiibotheultimaterobot6403]

man thats a noob movr send a atom bomb

[@amrumubina9769]

@@kiibotheultimaterobot6403 i think the noob is you, why send an atom bomb? Its so noobish,be like me, i sent five Tsar bomba's.

[@opalb9006]

"The next step is obvious" Yea, capture the que- "Launch an RT-2PM2 'Topol-M' Cold-Launched Three-Stage Solid-Propellant Silo-Based Intercontinental Ballistic Missile" EDIT: Wow, thanks for all the likes!

[@agm65maverickmissile52]

Ok that works too

[@ih87p84]

"However, if you are a beginner at chess, you can use an anti-tank missile instead."

[@ih87p84]

"In this example, we will use the BGM-71 TOW anti-tank missile launched from an m3 Bradley Cavalry Fighting Vehicle tracked armored reconnaissance vehicle."

[@Eros470]

Ok it works

[@champagneeee]

It worked, I won. Well I never actually won but my opponent died so I'll take it.

[@Chrischi3TutorialLPs]

The best part about this is that someone actually made the ICBM Variation into a real opening.

[@mattp6747]

The first successful defense was attempted almost 50 years ago: The Tsar Bomba Countergambit. However, not much remains of that chess match, and the variations since have been lost.

[@faei1897]

So that's why the Russians detonated one....

[@maxkho00]

@@faei1897 Yep, secret superGM prep. That's some intel worth detonating a Tsar Bomba over.

[@idonotmakevideos809]

I was the user of one, Under ground but the plans are kept to me, I still have them but they are classified.

[@carölusrex.1648]

The Russians do seem to take chess seriously

[@DraconianError]

I hope they make a new Netflix series called "Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Gambit (2021)"

[@davidegallo2185]

I heard it won't be on Netflix, instead it will be a live show. 2020 pt. 2 incoming

[@tsriketwm7274]

Who needs tranquilizers to stimulate your mind when you have anti-tank missiles to eradicate your opponent?

[@petrsoucek1452]

It should have come out in 2020 already starring USA and Iran but it got canceled

[@crazywespe7804]

Love ur icon

[@sumvs5992]

That would probably be a good title for a comedy film about the Cuban missile crisis

[@emugaming8548]

I tried this out for my self but now everyone calls me names like “terrorist” and “child murderer”, and now the US military’s coming to arrest me. Do you have a video to counter this as well?

[@josiahberan6077]

use another missle

[@AndroDester]

Maybe nuke if you can afford it

[@emugaming8548]

@@AndroDester That’s a good idea! After I declare nuclear war on the US, I’m going to reestablish the USSR.

[@oofdotexeojib1628]

@@emugaming8548 great idea. but i think that the USA might come for you also

[@emugaming8548]

@@oofdotexeojib1628 what

[@bigbubba0439]

1800's americans visiting Africa and the americans see them treat them with hospitality: "...*this is black's first mistake*"