I Became A Country Boy

[@nikkiland]

No cap that country boy song hit

[@squidwardsnose3069]

no cap

[@erinstacyamoin6442]

no cap

[@annnaaa4337]

No cap

[@rosemurray857]

no cap

[@patriciadebatlle4245]

No cap

[@dlmoore8]

When he said “how will we start a family if we’re not family” :,(

[@eiraless]

felt that D':

[@Grof]

It do be like that

[@ee5778]

deep 😔

[@laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587]

😂😂

[@lifeisstrange-v1o]

Yee yee 😔

[@annevee2135]

“just smoke cigarettes” -Kurtis Conner, 2020

[@mirandatree]

^^ Thanks for the great advice, Kurtis!

[@Chickn420]

pin the comment kurtis, ya coward

[@Majaverymighty]

I anne vee you

[@yarsamimi7928]

Great advice KurtBoy

[@iamnotfitforadventure8108]

I’m gonna go out and buy a pack right now!

[@rohanmorningstar7795]

Kurtis, you're not sticking out by being a city boy, you're sticking out because you're the only person in Bass Pro Shops wearing a face mask

[@DavidTheBugGuy]

I was thinking the same thing lol

[@WankiTank]

hahaha truuuue

[@Random-sk6hm]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[@adielrosenpersonal]

its so sad that I didnt even notice he was wearing one 😭my brain just put his face back to normal because masks are so normal now

[@Idk-vz1ci]

A

[@kalilach.vtuber4065]

Friendly reminder: we don't know the exact location of Kurtistown. Maybe we are ALL country folks and we just never knew it.

[@MargarineOG808]

It's in our hearts 😳😳

[@kalilach.vtuber4065]

@@MargarineOG808 Maybe the real country was the yee yee we made along the way 🤠

[@unpleasedwitch2235]

@@kalilach.vtuber4065 ya daggum right!

[@leoisaway1573]

Nono no no Nononono no, I have spent my whole life trying to escape my rural Midwest town, Kurtistown can’t do me like that.

[@diosol_]

*gasp*

[@ToraMuts]

I can't believe he just brushed over buying that cowboy table so casually.

[@maxs-lz4pn]

Cowboys>>>>>country boys

[@moeshrooms385]

Fr💀 when he showed the picture I was positively flabbergasted

[@irlkaijugroupie7614]

I'm so mad i can't have that table myself

[@Deaffectted]

“What’s your favorite song.” “We’re not blood related.” “Pardon?” We’re not blood related!”

[@zara27520]

HAHAHHAHA

[@maximummax7232]

@Liam Rarey I think you mean P'rd'n

[@anerroroccurredpleasetryag9204]

@@maximummax7232 *p'*

[@TheFelis16]

I read this before getting to the song part lol I was so confusing

[@stickitystick3011]

@@anerroroccurredpleasetryag9204 ‘

[@LexNonARegeEstViolanda]

Country people are so interesting to me. I'm Filipino-Chinese and would go back and forth between the Philippines and China growing up. Our version of "country" people are basically just people who live outside urbanized cities. They live in [rural] provinces, grow up in farms, embrace a simpler way of living, are more traditional, and yes of course many of them marry their cousins and second cousins because of how small their population density is... But most of the "country people" where I'm from are also from lower income groups and are often deprived of basic government services, access to quality education, etc. Being "country" isn't a flex where I'm from. Most of them want to move to the city because life is just much better here. City people often pity "country" people here lol. It's crazy that American country people are so different. It's like a completely different universe. First time for me to hear about somebody who's actually proud of growing up in a farm.

[@nehalilisays]

In industrialized countries farming becomes an industry, too. Most things are done by machines and the farmers who have really big farms become rich business people. All the small farms either get closed/sold or they survive by offering something special like organic produce or "vacation on a farm". Rural people being less educated and more conservative seems to be a universal theme though...

[@theisaacpigg27_32]

So your version of country people is people that live in the country?

[@beef-stew]

It’s actually kind of like that (or was like that at one point) here in the US. It just depends on the location

[@rhondajohnson2725]

Country people are still often looked down on where I live in the US. I live in a rural area in Minnesota and the towns are really small here. But the townspeople still make fun of the country kids because small farmers are really poor.😮 So the country kids still get made fun of for being poor by the kids in town. It just depends on where you live I think. I lived on a small farm and did really stupid things as a kid. I shouldn't have survived to adulthood. But the bragging rights are phenomenal!

[@Robyn-yc5md]

That's actually not too far off from country people in america, moderns times have just changed things quite a bit as well as the popularization of country music has created abunch of people who enjoy the aesthetic and culture of it without actually being considered country. I think quite a bit of the US is more rural anyway so the heavy culture its created makes sense.

[@rigormortificate]

"how are we supposed to start a family, if we aint family" *bars*

[@nicholascolon6506]

As Cody and Noel said “BARS!!!!”

[@ynzcowaw5472]

Quote of the year

[@isabelle1641]

kuroo 100% listens to country music

[@naazriin]

*HOL UP*

[@ynzcowaw5472]

@@naazriin you good ??

[@lucasiega5399]

damn i’m really gonna miss kurtis’s hexagon doorknobs

[@jub1662]

I literally didn't notice that

[@wabek5882]

@@joshroehl6098 kinda trash ngl

[@VegaChastain]

i wish they would go on ebay i would bid yeeyee

[@lucasiega5399]

@@VegaChastain same

[@fatima-vt3yv]

someone needs to make a petition, so he will be forced to take the hexagon doorknobs 💪

[@hannahhodgdon]

the most unrealistic thing about this video is that kurtis's song isn't already on the top of the country radio charts

[@frogfrog2937]

it’s on the top of the kurtistown radio charts

[@hannahhodgdon]

@@frogfrog2937 of course, i’m streaming it right now

[@lollybear2703]

It's actually doing pretty well right now, last time I checked it was number 10?? Kurtis posted on his instagram story

[@michiebell7298]

It hit top 5 in country and #1 in Ireland country chats!!

[@hannahhodgdon]

@@lollybear2703 yes!!! i saw it’s been doing really well

[@niccvier]

The absolute shock and trauma Kurtis went through after leaving that country shop is the funniest part of this video

[@AerrisGShep]

He didn't tuck his button up shirt into his pants with a giant belt buckle.... fake country boy

[@alexmadore]

"we're not blood related" had me laughing so hard my wife-sister came in to ask what was wrong

[@aldoesnotexist]

why does this not have more likes i’m crying

[@Lilyjem39]

Damn 😔

[@EepySleepy]

My husband-uncle found it really funny too! It is kinda sad he fell in love with someone outside the family tree though. How is he going to keep those good genes in the family now?

[@meowross3580]

Oh Alabamians. I’m from Alabama too but don’t do fucked up shit lmao

[@silverdrag0n_]

hol up-

[@spaceyboi5064]

I love how he gave us a bisexual country anthem

[@portxr]

if only tiger king were here to hear it

[@forevermaggie]

YES LITERALLY A BI ANTHEM

[@DiMagnolia]

Poly bi amthem!!!

[@alexrose1279]

YES my life is complete

[@_bee7627]

yESSS

[@paigekingsleyy]

"you got me hooked and my breath is bated" is too good of a line to be in this satirical ass song

[@leahjk97]

“holy shit I look racist” this is my favorite video you’ve done. just full of GOLD lines

[@nebe4345]

TRUE

[@sarahokeefe8224]

"I forgot about dip😑😩" 👌🤣

[@dinodiego5615]

I cracked up so much loll

[@milkeyway7105]

I'm sorry I don't understand that, is that line supposed to be sarcastic?

[@kokolatte825]

I hated that line

[@cassieberry1952]

Makes a whole skit about getting into the passenger side and doesn’t realize that the front camera is inverted on tiktok

[@rgbow_]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT it makes it even funnier tho

[@mathiasdaems7144]

Bruuuuuuuuh

[@gabb5]

Is there a way to tell if he was really using the front camera?

[@nokocchi1983]

LMAO I WAS GONNA COMMENT THIS

[@cassieberry1952]

@@gabb5 the camera is very still and old mate was clearly watching himself so I can only assume

[@clairehirayama-kaarsberg5705]

This is me when kurtis missed the perfect opportunity to say “the stables have turned” 😐

[@Lilyjem39]

YOU GENIUS

[@Can0pener]

We need Curtis to see this

[@olleresed9432]

@@Can0pener “curtis”

[@fya911]

i am eerily enraged that kurtis isn't addressing the absolute TONKA TRUCK these country boys are carrying GYAAATTTT

[@Ren_J]

Male country singers: "I love beer and my dog and my truck" Female country singers: "I think I'm gonna kill my husband..." Kurtis: "I love you but now I love your brother..."

[@kassbrookmusic]

LOL

[@annablue2799]

Arent female country singers more like: You are like a heart atack~~

[@sb5prettycuteness566]

Kurtis is a gender now

[@kyatonic1]

@@sb5prettycuteness566 kurtis is now my gender identity my pronouns are yee and haw

[@sol3611]

ah yes, the three genders

[@RachelZeglerLovesHugs]

KURTIS I SCREAMED FOR THIRTY WHOLE MINUTES

[@sadietilton3644]

is your throat okay?

[@draculandscout9450]

Is that even possible?

[@draculandscout9450]

I’m quite concerned

[@nicocombs4990]

THATS WHAT SHE SAID

[@beccar7147]

I hope you used breath support and drank lots of tea and honey afterwards, that cannot feel good

[@bam0its0nina]

can i just say that "like a worm on my daddy's fish boat, you've got me hooked and my breath is bated/baited" is unironically country song BARS

[@L1239-z8l]

fart 💀

[@sir3888]

fart 💀

[@ishbel1409]

yeah!!

[@rileyalt2914]

fart 💀

[@agneebags]

squeet 💀

[@pandemonium732]

Blood Related is genuinely A Certified Banger. It’s all the good parts of country music without the sexism/objectification that makes me hate mainstream country music

[@danielle539]

"she's the yee to my yee" is the most legendary line i've ever heard. nothing can top it. quit while you're ahead kurtis

[@ohnoluisa]

True poetry😢

[@laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587]

quit while you're ahead lmao

[@day_old_fries2948]

Why yes I did tell my girlfriend this after I watched the video, how did you know?

[@danielle539]

jolie I think it's referencing the "yee yee" girl vine lmao

[@emilytustin4540]

@jolie he did say that I’m pretty sure

[@vloggingdani]

danny: makes most tiktok song kurtis: makes most country song

[@imid3440]

both: no attempt to hide their identity

[@anna_banana414]

drew, where are you???

[@sadly.realtime]

@@anna_banana414 He made the most tiktok song, like the person above said

[@anna_banana414]

@@sadly.realtime oh, right, I’m sorry for the mistake 😔

[@fishfish213]

drew: makes most kids bop song

[@emilytalerman3567]

Other KZbinrs: “Oh hey I moved” Kurtis Conner: *emotionally prepares you for his impending move*

[@annakurtz4991]

and we're here for it :')

[@heysaucemikehere1804]

So considerate of our mayor

[@superstellarhere]

So can considerate of our country mayor, eh?

[@lilywestie]

@@heysaucemikehere1804 g gccfty f

[@lilywestie]

👨‍👨‍👦‍👦☁️☁️@@annakurtz4991

[@RandomPerson-sl5wj]

My best friend is a country girl and that song talking about "the daggum heat" is one of her favorites 💀 and she skins and hunts deer and wear camo all the time and all that, and for Christmas she got a FREAKING GUTTING KIT. AND LIKED IT. She's a great person but kind of a psychopath 😭 If you couldn't tell we're opposites, I've been considering being vegan

[@RandomPerson-sl5wj]

Also can confirm that bass pro shops are terrifying, Kurtis is so brave

[@Karma-iq7zv]

i know this comment is from forever ago but i just wanted to let you know that song (farmers daughter) is one of my favourites too its so good for real honestly

[@kiii9403]

I hope you became vegan :)

[@S3YKOCH4N]

It’s been one year 😞

[@S3YKOCH4N]

@@kiii9403It’s been 3 months

[@Katanaman98x]

This is Kurtis at his best. Jokes scripted and unscripted, lil tangents, a SONG!! So good

[@christmas8]

yep and that only means one thing... all down hill from here 😌

[@mancalacat6333]

Ya that guy can really skin a buck

[@guynameddibin]

@@mancalacat6333 you read the description, didn't you?

[@Lea-sm3zs]

Agreed 👍😂😂

[@annjo3237]

Idk why but this reads like a really impressed teacher lmao

[@hilacopter4023]

the reason he went into the passenger's seat is because he just wanted to sit in his truck and think about crazy shit

[@jennievickers5347]

this is funny.

[@jennievickers5347]

underated comment, also sorry for sounding blunt or smth. Idk how to do human interaction-

[@hilacopter4023]

@@jennievickers5347 Thank you! :D

[@charliem.1368]

yeah i was a lil surprised kurtis didn’t reference that

[@hilacopter4023]

@@charliem.1368 I know right?

[@brunaabreu4339]

I cannot believe Kurtis made a bisexual cowboy anthem

[@elliot4508]

@UCTcWfNptoHFonweXRtUjhYw i'm pretty sure he's said before that he's straight

[@s.salem6.6]

@@elliot4508 ya but in the song he wants to be with both the brother and sister, that’s what they were referring to haha

[@Julia_621]

kurtis might be straight but that song sure daggum ain't

[@krudoesstuff]

He may be straight but us bisexuals have sure claimed him

[@elliot4508]

@@s.salem6.6 oh ok

[@exploringthroughmyPOV]

I'm watching this as a semi-country, Tennesseean man, that dips, drives an old beat-up truck and grew up in the middle of the woods. I find this whole video hilarious! All of the stuff he talks about is so common in the town I grew up in😅😂

[@daydream5120]

I live in a farming town in California, this kind of stuff is common around here too

[@danielveizaga6675]

“How are supposed to start a family if we ain’t family” 😭😹

[@olivedraws9594]

best line I've ever heard

[@mcoupe69]

@@olivedraws9594 other than the grammar

[@LadyBlueAzure]

I am SHOOK 😭

[@sifandeze531]

Okay but can he put the song on Spotify 😭

[@digital_angst1433]

@@sifandeze531 it’s on there now 😭

[@katiemraz9012]

"I look racist" is the most iconic line from this video

[@kokolatte825]

I actually hated that but 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@cwol74]

kokolatte825 ok

[@madelinepainter6421]

“dude i like look racist” j so good

[@luvluck993]

@@kokolatte825 we dont care 😁👍

[@nnnn-sc2im]

@@kokolatte825 ok yeehaw boy

[@BeanBoyGabe]

I’m glad that “except for that one time” is a staple of the intro now

[@imid3440]

except that one time he forgot to say that as well 👀

[@omnical6135]

why does this bot post random emojis under every top comment edit: the bot is gone, which is mega cool

[@sailorperry]

i fr feel cheated when he doesnt say it

[@EarlyOwOwl]

@@omnical6135 it is trying to prey on the hornies

[@nevrmynd9635]

Yeah he definitely forgot to say "except that one time" that one time

[@thehamburglar2420]

Genuinely one of the best, most relatable song I've ever heard. Sitting here with my cousin in my truck listening to this. True love comes from the strangest of places.

[@shayla4007]

the look of fear in kurtis’ eyes inside of that bass pro shop was entirely genuine.

[@glowstickblood]

his pupils were so dilated

[@iseeyousleepdad6463]

I don’t blame him I have one in my town and I see people go in but I never see them come back out

[@hdoesstuff3603]

especially at 12:41

[@heylol9166]

LMFAOOOOO

[@Acaidia]

Imagine being so soft that you fear a Bass Pro.

[@hnyre]

it's all fun and games until you realize Kurtis actually has the vocal range to be in Wallows

[@mozzieBT]

ok is he or is he not

[@sheetaljabbala2891]

Lol no he is not in that band

[@molly6939]

LISTEN TO HEY LOVER IT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE HIM

[@britann9539]

It's so funny when people do satire country music because it barely sounds satirical, if at all. And I mean that in a genuine, non-exaggerating way. I actually went through a stage where I considered country music might be a huge satire joke that all americans & canadians participate in (sorta like Australians and drop bears that actually exist but they like to satirically joke that they don't exist 'cause they "do" hint hint😉😉😉😉 just kidding).

[@xviicass]

😂😂😂

[@Marta-ml9lp]

"Dude, I like, look racist" -Kurtis Conner 2020

[@febriani0739]

Literally howling at that part 😭

[@eliceosei6443]

@@febriani0739 same hahaaaaa

[@4evrmind]

i laughed so hard at that

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

@Sekai Wrld Yeah. That Donald Trump sure is racist. Joe Biden is SOOOO much better. I’m just gonna leave this here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eovJq313iamgjtU

[@publicunknown]

@@ErinLastNameRedacted both of them suck but biden is a better candidate cause people have their literal rights in trouble rn

[@poatowedges]

Wow, Kurtis is a man of many talents; a stand-up comic, a KZbinr, a news anchor, AND the entire Government system!

[@j4dwig4]

dude between this and indoor boyfriend Kurtis is proving that he actually deserves to be in wallows

[@squarecat2589]

Isn’t he in wallows already?

[@cheekynandosss581]

@@squarecat2589 he’s already the lead singer though

[@mayasmornings]

PLSSS

[@annabethchase4582]

i genuinely want them to collab. like wtf thatd be amazing lmfaooo

[@lilahchambers5686]

Kurtis. That song was better than everything.

[@low-keybi6539]

Truly

[@mariazitaa]

and the mv *cheff kiss*

[@pineapplefox3673]

As someone who grew up in a very "country" rural area, this is HYSTERICAL to see how umcomfortable he is

[@slightlypeevedpossom8510]

it's true 👀

[@Emmysn0w]

Right like taxidermy is normal house decor here

[@michaelczesnozki1671]

I'm from the American south. Yeah, I'd love for him to go to a Walmart Sporting Isle in the States. Definitely can't buy guns and ammo at a Walmart. No sir.

[@pineapplefox3673]

Right? It wasnt until i did a school exchange experience that I met people that were genuinely unsettled by taxidermy-like I grew up with deer, bear, turkey, heck even bighorn sheep and pronghorn taxidermy in my family's and friends houses, and it def isnt unusual for places like BPS or Gander Mountain to have big game taxidermy all over

[@KC-vs7wp]

Absolutely. It was hilarious to see how unsettled he was by the taxidermy.

[@a_bee7914]

Kurtis’ little laugh when making that one tiktok was nice to hear omg it was just so happy!! Always a joy to see one of my fav youtubers having fun while making content.

[@jumbiewumbie]

alternate video title: kurtis finally embracing his true self

[@cherryburrito5079]

For that i think he would become and e boy or a soft boy

[@miolivi]

@@cherryburrito5079 he's his own aesthetic

[@bri2022]

@@cherryburrito5079 Sorry but the haircut and nose ring is giving me very indie boy😌🤚🏾

[@AdileaSage]

Alternative alternative video title: kurtis conner’s final form

[@monicamycbm]

I agree ✨Korra✨😌

[@katemurray8201]

Kurtis: imma be a country boy Kurtis: *tucks his jeans into his boots*

[@zoosmell_egbert]

AAA when he did that I died, you can take the boy outta the city but you can't take the city out of the boy

[@noelthenightowl7589]

He never tucked in his shirts either!

[@zoosmell_egbert]

@@noelthenightowl7589 i was shouting at the screen cause it looked so wrong, mans got a lotta work to do

[@recordingjeans2407]

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING. You can always tell someone is from the city when they tuck their jeans into their boots.

[@bluebubble926]

Lol I laughed so hard when he did that

[@NaddaMercenary]

*puts on cowboy hat and camo* "I look racist" -Kurtis Conner

[@redacted5078]

He spittin facts tho

[@literaIIyshy]

He knows what's up

[@chunkyunicorn3996]

@UCuTsOpFVtTF0zgRsN4Ikv1w why are u mad lol he’s right

[@stacie7766]

@@chunkyunicorn3996 Clearly the person your responded to deleted their comment. I hate when that happens. What did they say???

[@charlottecultice5120]

@@stacie7766 probably like: camo and hats dont make you racist 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[@user-sp1jl9kn7r]

22:50 I come from a pretty country family, and I swear THE AMOUNT OF TIMES IVE HEARD THAT SONG OMG. That stuff just passes as normal music here lol

[@love.you.baybey6658]

“You either die the hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain” RIP Kurtis 😔

[@love.you.baybey6658]

Can’t wait for his anti-hero journey as a country boy 😌

[@ryanblaz4118]

Epic joker quotes for country Boys

[@turtlecreations6718]

It’s cowboy kurtis now

[@shoopledeboople7048]

If Kurtis ever forgets the “except for that one time” he’s gonna get cancelled again

[@skyeganimates]

He has forgotten it already 😩

[@ironicallyxiconic]

You're right, but next time...... we're comin at him harder than we did that one time.

[@jubbybubby]

ayyy bdg pfp

[@shoopledeboople7048]

@@jubbybubby it makes me happy that on almost every comment I make there is always at least one person who comments this

[@scratchedcds]

dude i love your profile picture

[@amandaolmstead9054]

Danny: creates Tik Tok song Kurtis: creates country song Drew: *sweats nervously*

[@queer-ios3155]

Wdym the tiktok song was his

[@rararasputinsassistant7682]

drew wrote the tiktok song??idk what ur talking about bruv😤

[@queer-ios3155]

@@rararasputinsassistant7682. the joke is that they are same person

[@laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587]

it is time 😌 avenger's assemble

[@Erin-e3u]

Hey, you’re also a fan of Morgana?

[@Noooo._.]

Genuinely love ‘Not-blood related’. Easily the best country song and music video.

[@sarazack6256]

My brother's a certified country boy and he shivered when you put your jeans in your boots But he confirmed that you likely wrote the first pro-gay country song

[@TheNickleChick]

Lavender County isn't history anymore??

[@sarazack6256]

@@TheNickleChick I hadn't heard of them before now. Sorry for my ignorance, and thanks for informing me about them 💜

[@kloggmonkey]

are the jeans supposed to go over cowboy boots? might as well be wearing shoes then, like why hide fancy boots like that?

[@sarazack6256]

@@kloggmonkey i dunno, i dont get it either

[@kloggmonkey]

@@sarazack6256 it just seems like they really wanna wear boots but are too scared to commit to it all the way.

[@averagejoe1658]

“You’re the yee to my yee” best song lyrics EVER no cap

[@lillyc21]

Yes

[@WeatherReportsHat]

B A R S

[@alternativesalterxx]

yEe yEe

[@adibairfan545]

no cap. just a cowboy hat. YEE YEE

[@bethanybratton6630]

Of course it's no cap, it's cowboy hat

[@phiLAWsophy]

Kurtis’ leg the day after filming the cowboy tiktok with the two beers: 🔵🟣⚫️🔵🟣⚫️🔵🟣⚫️🔵🟣⚫️🔵🟣⚫️

[@velveteencherrytart6335]

LMAOOOOO

[@emilydavis1416]

i think he was supposed to lift his leg💀

[@stephenquartz]

love how my phone doesnt regognize the emojis

[@stephenquartz]

@@maya_yaser yeah i am

[@soosdelrey]

@@stephenquartz me neither... and i got iPhone... but what are the emojis tho? I just see blue and black dots and a question mark

[@christianl5484]

Such a beautiful song. Still brings tears to my eyes to this very day ❤

[@roxy8761]

ah yes, the three genders, country girl, country boy, and country memes

[@adrienneczerni6516]

My enby farm friend is indeed a verified living country meme

[@foxfangs4236]

@@adrienneczerni6516 I stan

[@l-3832]

@@adrienneczerni6516 we stan.

[@FontaineSlug]

Im not liking because 666 likes

[@heylol9166]

yes i identify as a country meme

[@crowthecryptid6508]

“a country boy would’ve just called his golden retriever to lick up the beer” that is so accurate that’s something my grandpa would do

[@kaityr9693]

Dogs are man's best friend and nature's vacuum cleaners

[@bigchungus2990]

My dad does that with our dogs.. lol.

[@mooominpapa]

Y'all give your dogs drugs 💀💀

[@scabbyknee1235]

Your grandpa is a golden retriever?

[@sofijadrenovac5835]

Geez i do that w my german shepherd 😂 he loves beer

[@amityalbright]

"I married your brother so we could be blood-related" Uhh country Kurtis I don't think you understand how DNA works

[@charcs_7624]

My exact thoughts💀💀

[@Noras_Ark]

Of course not he’s a country boy

[@meganfletcher2502]

He’s a FAKE 😱

[@Iexapro]

It’s that country education 😔

[@RBondZ007]

That's Kountry Kurtis to you

[@unmemorablehero]

4:56 As someone who grew up in a rural area…no…no there was nothing. Watching a movie in theaters was an hour drive there…and an hour drive back….so no…there was nothing better to do than to do anything that would race your heart rate a bit.

[@Fae_van]

I never realized his doorknobs were hexegonal.

[@Lilyjem39]

Same but now I will never stop thinking about it

[@Torilolzies]

Ahh shit

[@kathrynelaine738]

That will live in my head forever

[@ashtyn7176]

@@kathrynelaine738 absolutely rent free up there

[@dinodiego5615]

Same. And now I can’t stop staring at them.

[@yomnaelshabrawy2482]

Kurtis: *perfect southern accent* Also Kurtis: "why does everyone think im American?!?"

[@aslothnamedfish]

I see a pattern here

[@Boggythefroggy]

I feel like our Canadian accents can be so lazy/chill sounding it's just really easy to make it Southern by slowing your voice down and slightly slurring your words lmao

[@weatherkarl]

oops i actually forgot he’s Canadian. my b

[@choerryerim]

Most of the time I refer to Danny Drew and Kurtis as the "American lot" and then I feel guilty when I remember that Kurtis is Canadian 🤧😌

[@richardbeltre3789]

@@choerryerim North American?

[@antisocialpill]

imagine country boys actually having a banger and crying as they relate to that song LMFAOOOO

[@liamlochridge6001]

Idk what you’re talking about this song is so relatable this literally happened to me ab a year ago

[@tianna1116]

No lie I’ve literally seen that happen, not to this song but I guy I used to know.. he was really into country everything (he was raised in Sacramento Ca) and was so emotional about country music 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@bencraig9479]

Is this song gonna be the country version of frank ocean

[@humanrainbowdash8101]

@@melanie6411 I just chocked on my coffee gurl lmfao

[@jacks1bonnielass]

@antisocialpill That particular country boy exists. His name is Adam Calhoun😂

[@CosmicHelm]

I just found this account and have been binging your videos. Love the Bob's Burgers, banger-every-video approach

[@keeleydunne4599]

he got in the passengers seat because he lets jesus take the wheel obviously

[@curlychapina]

Omg I almost spat my tea

[@lazyhua8184]

👏👏This needs more likes

[@menicman7044]

I chocked on my cereal

[@jasminegill7000]

Bruh an ACTUALLY underrated comment

[@bluechair5516]

YES.

[@charlottegrace3271]

my grandmother was a 3rd gen dairy farmer and therefore a certified country girl, I remember her once telling me and my siblings that you could always tell a real country boy from a fake, (or as she called, a city slicker) by the way they wore their boots, untucked was real because sand couldn't get in your boots that way, me and my siblings always thought that was the funniest thing because who would ever fake being a country boy lol, but when it zoomed in on his tucked in boots i couldn't stop laughing, rip grandma

[@illouienati]

ohhh so THAT'S why they keep it untucked :0

[@zinaak4194]

This is amazing 💖

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

I didn't expect myself to learn new information about country boys in the middle of the night but that's very interesting

[@owenisweird4226]

@@worstusernameintheworld9871 it’s 3 am for me, so yeah, unexpected, but new country folk knowledge is welcome lmao

[@ebebebeb7283]

Ohh ok, I was wondering why you would want to have them untucked. Where I live all we have is rubber boots, and if you don't tuck then your pant legs are going to get wet.

[@nicholasvanwalleghem7366]

A friend of mine once said to me: "the further outside of the city you live, the harder you try to die for fun" which I feel is decently accurate

[@4xdblack]

And the further into the city you get, the harder you try to die for a little peace and quiet.

[@CL16.LN04]

I guess that’s why they didn’t try to stop the sinking of the titanic

[@P1erreLaroche]

@@CL16.LN04 thats a crazy stretch to go to titanic after that but it did make me giggle thank you

[@pluto7003]

No because i grew up in a forest so this is so fuckjng true💀

[@BeautifulGreen252]

when there's nothing to do you bet your ass I'll die for fun

[@suitedpanda3108]

6:00 3 years later and that "Arby's. Get Fucked." line still gets me

[@siennalilith]

I love how Kurtis never ceases to not make the joke about camouflage being invisible. It's so old, but he keeps it alive

[@mollysministuff]

It's on life support, but he still keeps it going. lol

[@AccordingToWillow]

when customers in all camo approach me at work i say “oh sorry, i couldn’t see you there” before i answer. it’s been years since anyone has even appeared to know what i’m talking about let alone find it funny lmao

[@hmm8139]

I watch his videos so much that I also now use the camo joke daily

[@ridespirals]

@@AccordingToWillow I would laugh if I heard you saying that to somebody, so you ain't alone

[@andlove6511]

I was with my siblings last week, when we saw a guy with a camouflage hat, and I made a joke about how we can't see half of his head. I was ignored🥲

[@Grebnedlo]

Why does kurtis never tuck his shirt in it’s an essential part of the outfits

[@agneebags]

Thank you it was infuriating but the song for sure made up for it

[@faithpadrelanan4428]

Answer the question kurtis

[@cultureshock916]

Exactly!

[@ironicallyxiconic]

Well Kurtis..... We're waiting...... M

[@ineetulain18]

YES!!!! and the boots over the jeans........ i mean he could SEE the videos right?

[@sverker48]

hes taking about the country boys huge baloobies but did he not notice his absolute CAKE????

[@krahvata]

I was waiting for him to notice. Like my mans got some CAKE.

[@Casinizucchini]

Got some fat juicy cup cakes

[@Seramoonn]

definitely more than one dumptruck in that video....

[@baeumonde]

bruh he had a literal dumpy

[@olivepaul4798]

baloobies

[@AtlasInTheWest]

I was very much not expecting that ending song but I am living for it.

[@ditzyrose700]

Kurtis has achieved the rarest and final form of country culture: gay country music

[@ElementalWhispers]

Bi country music!

[@caithenry8429]

The only country music worth listening to

[@kazzoey9164]

watch out Orville Peck

[@beeeeeeees]

@@kazzoey9164 no need to pit two powerful kings against each other

[@RandomSwiftie13]

FR

[@fixitfelixswife2568]

listening to a bisexual country song about not being related to your girlfriend is the absolute *last thing* I thought I'd do today but here we are

[@miaturicchi]

Plot twist of the century holy shit

[@VintageToilet]

I JUST GOT STARTED WITH THE VIDEO AND THIS COMMENT HAS ME EVEN MORE CURIOUS PLS

[@eva-zx9mm]

@@VintageToilet LMAO HOW WAS IT

[@elipeeli]

Idk what youre talking about yet bc i havent watched even half the video but that sounds dope

[@lyss5905]

It’s everything i ever wanted

[@normiel7135]

“How are we supposed to make a family if we ain’t family” I died bro lmaooo

[@TE000YT]

“(A list of what country boys like) and bud light” Oh how that aged so terribly.

[@ebdgr]

Idk, Kid Rock is still drinking them despite all his cringe (about a SINGLE can).

[@BlueBerry-hn7si]

blood related has everything a true country song needs: • family • romantic conflict • beer • referred to father as "daddy" • weird metaphors involving animals

[@lhoward1309]

That is so true it’s stupid

[@lobee77]

Dog. Grandad

[@kurtistowncitizen6737]

Flags that have been used to opress people, The American flag and Confiderate flag

[@abimorelikeapee]

also blonde girls

[@paimonismyemergencyfood8663]

@@kurtistowncitizen6737 when you live in America:👁👄👁

[@bailey_hally]

that line "how we supposed to start a family if we ain't family?" daggum...i cried kurtis :( stay strong brother

[@phrogiii3]

Not being able to commit incest is the leading cause of country suicide

[@Jasper-Rubley]

growing up in the rural south: 1) my grandparents/biological father have literally checked me out of school for "family bonding trips" to bass pro shop. 2) do NOT tuck your jeans into your country boots. it's okay if you're an extremely feminine woman/trad baptist wife, but if you're a man you're gonna get jumped. 3) red seal, not copenhagen. 4) yes i actually know a girl who was dating her cousin. 5) not tucking in your shirt, especially for church, is rude/sloppy. be prepared for mamaw to talk shit about you during bible study.

[@thatdude123]

Haha

[@andellakovar5577]

I'm from south Texas. Can confirm all but item #1 through personal account

[@shiedakayn562]

Damn y'all called your grandma "Mamaw" too?? My great grandma had us call her that :)!!!!

[@sleepypodcaster]

A veteran

[@snoofkinsaysgayrights235]

@@shiedakayn562 that’s precious 💞🥺

[@eunjilee5740]

I recently watched one of your videos where you mentioned that you were once charting with a country song - i love that i now know where it came from

[@eden1872]

"dress for the job you want, not the job you have." - jan levinson but also kurtis conner

[@sampriktaganguli3052]

Jan Levinson-not Gould

[@bataiden567]

How did I not realize that was jan lol

[@katrinakolada1066]

Haha dude you’re awesome 😂

[@retro34]

- Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott

[@h73x95]

I think Jan took the slow train from Philly

[@HeyItsNovalee]

even in trying to be country, local e-boy kurtis cannot wrap his mind around the concept of tuckin in his button up shirt

[@skrtskrt22]

and untucking his jeans😭😭

[@animalloverrr2000]

RIGHT

[@ATaulKCTCS]

His tucked jeans had me weak. I loved it.

[@ariellelyons]

“he looks like if papa john wasn’t bit by the radioactive pizza” apparently i am unfamiliar with papa john’s origin story

[@dominiquevereza]

dude lowkey looked like ben affleck. idk

[@psychoticnk]

666'th like lol

[@leaffinite2001]

That was high key the funniest part of the video lmao

[@kroy0590]

What’s crazy is that I came back to this vid for the first time since it first came out and it reminded me that it was 4 years since my farm owning Grandpa passed. That’s a crazy market to use for it, but I just wanted to say that in 2020, this helped me through a rough time.

[@AnneReburn]

Omg why is nobody talking about the Boot Scootin' Boogie reference

[@koolkat-hq5xc]

Yo, you're a Kurtis fan? I freaking love you music man! Your cover of how deep is your love is one of my favorite covers ever :)

[@alexandritekatz384]

Love ur music and u loving kurt boy adds a cherry on top

[@paola_valera]

Kurtis just, single-handedly ended the music industry, because there is no way anyone can top that, ever.

[@mancalacat6333]

Ya that guy can really skin a buck

[@starpilotalliance]

Bo Burnham did pretty well

[@enjae7962]

Shame that the wallows lost himmmmmm toooo usssssss

[@itssedacelik]

how about Danny? He hits hard too...

[@starpilotalliance]

@@itssedacelik gotta admit this year was my least favorite spooky song

[@bruhloved4267]

i cant believe the lead singer of wallows turned country

[@gwenesiscoupe]

I showed my bf your videos and it got a genuine laugh outta him. I don’t know if I’m more proud of you or me

[@maddieb.4282]

Does he not normally genuinely laugh? I could never date a man who wasn’t giggly 😂

[@grantfulger8435]

I just keep thinking about how Jenna's perspective has to be absolutely hilarious trying to film Kurtis

[@lilacbubble3589]

lmaooo I was thinking the same thing!!! 🤣🤣

[@josefina6545]

“She is the yee to my yee, the ground to my beef”. Im in tears, i hope someday ill find my other yee

[@babyturtleshoe8451]

I’ll be your yee

[@josefina6545]

@@babyturtleshoe8451 are we blood related?

[@ari-di1py]

Josefina Lmao 🤣

[@Lilyibanez]

Kurtis: "why did he get in the passenger side?". Obviously to just sit in his truck and think about crazy shit.

[@hannah3970]

Missed opportunity by Kurt

[@Johnny_boy_yo]

As a country boy, I love Kurtis. This is one of my favorite videos by him.

[@birdie.by3.by362]

I love that he’s talking about that man’s mommy milkers, but not that voluptuous cake???? That man could use that thing as a shelf omg

[@mollysministuff]

Daggum, he got some cake with that milk 👅

[@jiminalphamaletop3472]

He got 🎂🎂

[@demetria-n]

@@mollysministuff definition of cookies and cream XD

[@layslayer]

Ikr

[@heartworkbykitty7933]

Holy shit 😹

[@paigenixson6428]

kurtis: “i’m a country KING” his harry styles pop socket: 🧍🏼‍♀️

[@myaesynk]

Omg u loled me😛💁‍♀️🙌

[@abbyjo308]

I stan his popsocket tho 😂

[@joshuagutierrez6568]

Yeppppppp😂

[@lynpendergrass3744]

as someone who's grown up in a small town and has been forced to listen to country music (restaurants/stores just constantly play it), your country song is eerily similar. like, scarily accurate.

[@Chicady-uq5fh]

As someone who has listened to the same country station every day at work since January- I can also confirm that this song was eerily similar

[@aliceis9068]

same

[@elimorrison718]

That’s what I was thinking!!!

[@gracieanderson5456]

Ikr

[@buttsjdjfjsmfnsnjd7550]

Same

[@BUTTERSTHEBABY]

Kurtis getting so worked up about him getting into the passenger seat not knowing TikTok’s are flipped is such a mood

[@leann4265]

Good thing Kurtis already has the mullet, goes perfectly with the country boy aesthetic.

[@warriorcatskid003]

When he put the camo shirt on it all came together and it was scary

[@ryshow9118]

Now he looks like he's from Buffalo

[@chilli-iceolive-abode2447]

Yup he's a proper country bumpkin wanting to get his biscuit buttered.

[@kimayanaidoo8171]

We love his mullet

[@ryshow9118]

@@kimayanaidoo8171 Yee yee

[@oleksahryciw9342]

You know a song is good when it slaps both ironically and unironically

[@laudclaud]

like the entire Danny Gonzalez discography

[@nixisurdad]

@@laudclaud anyone who doesn’t know Danny is so confused at his music, I can assure you

[@laudclaud]

@@nixisurdad oh for sure. especially the ones related to his videos that out of context is just so damn confusing 😂

[@JBC352]

@@laudclaud Will you be my Slime Queen? 🤣🤣🤣

[@laudclaud]

@@JBC352 only if you're a Bad Boy 😏😂

[@basilleaves4320]

You can tell he's a city boy because he doesnt tuck in his shirts and wears his jeans inside his boots

[@MoonchildDontCry]

Why bother wearing boots if you are gonna hide those beauties under some jeans?

[@rosiejl2798]

And uses a bread knife as a "machete".

[@talia8614]

@Anni Runaway how did that go for her? 😂

[@stv5506]

Yall got me fuckin confused a hell Why the hell would you tuck your pants in?

[@katiethewise]

What you said about how a lot of country singers didn't actual ever work on a farm is so true! My parents farmed a lot while I was growing up, but I don't even consider myself a "country kid" because I never had to wake up early to milk a cow. Like the most I ever did was clean up after chickens and bury a dead baby chick when I was nine.