I Became A Country Boy

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I've been goofin' on country boys for years now, and I think it's time to put my money where my mouth is, and see if I have what it takes to become a true country boy...enjoy!
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[@cassieberry1952]

Makes a whole skit about getting into the passenger side and doesn’t realize that the front camera is inverted on tiktok

[@rgbow_]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT it makes it even funnier tho

[@mathiasdaems7144]

Bruuuuuuuuh

[@gabb5]

Is there a way to tell if he was really using the front camera?

[@nokocchi1983]

LMAO I WAS GONNA COMMENT THIS

[@cassieberry1952]

@@gabb5 the camera is very still and old mate was clearly watching himself so I can only assume

[@keeleydunne4599]

he got in the passengers seat because he lets jesus take the wheel obviously

[@curlychapina]

Omg I almost spat my tea

[@lazyhua8184]

👏👏This needs more likes

[@menicman7044]

I chocked on my cereal

[@jasminegill7000]

Bruh an ACTUALLY underrated comment

[@bluechair5516]

YES.

[@rohanmorningstar7795]

Kurtis, you're not sticking out by being a city boy, you're sticking out because you're the only person in Bass Pro Shops wearing a face mask

[@DavidTheBugGuy]

I was thinking the same thing lol

[@WankiTank]

hahaha truuuue

[@Random-sk6hm]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[@adielrosenpersonal]

its so sad that I didnt even notice he was wearing one 😭my brain just put his face back to normal because masks are so normal now

[@Idk-vz1ci]

A

[@jessicajones1949]

“how are we supposed to start a family…. if we ain’t family?! 😡😡” is still the FUNNIEST

[@hat7475]

and the lips saying "FUCK YOU" 💀💀

[@dlmoore8]

When he said “how will we start a family if we’re not family” :,(

[@tartagliabf]

felt that D':

[@Grof]

It do be like that

[@ee5778]

deep 😔

[@laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587]

😂😂

[@boilofi2100]

Yee yee 😔

[@NaddaMercenary]

*puts on cowboy hat and camo* "I look racist" -Kurtis Conner

[@redacted5078]

He spittin facts tho

[@literaIIyshy]

He knows what's up

[@chunkyunicorn3996]

@UCuTsOpFVtTF0zgRsN4Ikv1w why are u mad lol he’s right

[@stacie7766]

@@chunkyunicorn3996 Clearly the person your responded to deleted their comment. I hate when that happens. What did they say???

[@charlottecultice5120]

@@stacie7766 probably like: camo and hats dont make you racist 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[@matyldakrupa3775]

NO FUCKING WAYYYYY 26:33 i listened to that a year ago, because my friend send it to me on Spotify. I was CONVINCED that was a true country music. I’m from Poland so I had no idea what country music is, so that’s all I knew

[@mattcottrell3286]

I love that SO MUCH

[@ploopydiper]

To be fair it’s not that far off of real country music

[@ChizuMcCheems]

Yeah this is basically what country music is. This is as deep as it gets.

[@nicocardelli5466]

that is honestly iconic and you’re not far off from actual country music 😂😂😂

[@marsmurderer9868]

Country music used to be amazing. Johnny Cash, Gordon Lightfoot, and Willie Nelson are all amazing songwriters. Unfortunately this is pretty much what country music is today, except more racist

[@rainey-lemon]

blood related is unironically a certified bop🤠

[@rhonafenwick5643]

I know it's a parody, but it legit slaps :D honestly, I find myself wondering if Kurtis should straight-up go into a secondary career as the next Weird Al Yankovic

[@queenro42]

I thought that said "bloody related" 💀💀💀

[@annevee2135]

“just smoke cigarettes” -Kurtis Conner, 2020

[@mirandatree]

^^ Thanks for the great advice, Kurtis!

[@Chickn420]

pin the comment kurtis, ya coward

[@Majaverymighty]

I anne vee you

[@yarsamimi7928]

Great advice KurtBoy

[@iamnotfitforadventure8108]

I’m gonna go out and buy a pack right now!

[@rigormortify]

"how are we supposed to start a family, if we aint family" *bars*

[@nicholascolon6506]

As Cody and Noel said “BARS!!!!”

[@ynzcowaw5472]

Quote of the year

[@isabelle1641]

kuroo 100% listens to country music

[@naazriin]

*HOL UP*

[@ynzcowaw5472]

@@naazriin you good ??

[@NerdWhoSometimesReads]

Fun fact: I’m from Europe and was on a trip around the United States and our guide INSISTED we had to go to the Bass Bro Shop, so thanks to her that store was one of my first introductions to America

[@aubreyh1930]

To be fair it makes a pretty good summary of what the average “country” person is like

[@Mmm_Kay]

Yeah...that tracks lmao

[@Random-sk6hm]

As a Brit I'm horrified

[@amateurdechats]

@@Random-sk6hmas an american im also horrified

[@IronWangCreates]

I’m from Europe, my ex lived in Texas. I remember him taking me to a Cabella’s and me almost having a panic attack at the overstimulation of taxidermy mountain, wall of guns including desk mounted Gatling gun and clothes mannequins around the store wielding axes and sledge hammers as weapons

[@LexNonARegeEstViolanda]

Country people are so interesting to me. I'm Filipino-Chinese and would go back and forth between the Philippines and China growing up. Our version of "country" people are basically just people who live outside urbanized cities. They live in [rural] provinces, grow up in farms, embrace a simpler way of living, are more traditional, and yes of course many of them marry their cousins and second cousins because of how small their population density is... But most of the "country people" where I'm from are also from lower income groups and are often deprived of basic government services, access to quality education, etc. Being "country" isn't a flex where I'm from. Most of them want to move to the city because life is just much better here. City people often pity "country" people here lol. It's crazy that American country people are so different. It's like a completely different universe. First time for me to hear about somebody who's actually proud of growing up in a farm.

[@nehalilisays]

In industrialized countries farming becomes an industry, too. Most things are done by machines and the farmers who have really big farms become rich business people. All the small farms either get closed/sold or they survive by offering something special like organic produce or "vacation on a farm". Rural people being less educated and more conservative seems to be a universal theme though...

[@theisaacpigg27_32]

So your version of country people is people that live in the country?

[@beef-stew]

It’s actually kind of like that (or was like that at one point) here in the US. It just depends on the location

[@rhondajohnson2725]

Country people are still often looked down on where I live in the US. I live in a rural area in Minnesota and the towns are really small here. But the townspeople still make fun of the country kids because small farmers are really poor.😮 So the country kids still get made fun of for being poor by the kids in town. It just depends on where you live I think. I lived on a small farm and did really stupid things as a kid. I shouldn't have survived to adulthood. But the bragging rights are phenomenal!

[@Robyn-yc5md]

That's actually not too far off from country people in america, moderns times have just changed things quite a bit as well as the popularization of country music has created abunch of people who enjoy the aesthetic and culture of it without actually being considered country. I think quite a bit of the US is more rural anyway so the heavy culture its created makes sense.

[@Marta-ml9lp]

"Dude, I like, look racist" -Kurtis Conner 2020

[@febriani0739]

Literally howling at that part 😭

[@eliceosei6443]

@@febriani0739 same hahaaaaa

[@4evrmind]

i laughed so hard at that

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

@Sekai Wrld Yeah. That Donald Trump sure is racist. Joe Biden is SOOOO much better. I’m just gonna leave this here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eovJq313iamgjtU

[@publicunknown]

@@ErinLastNameRedacted both of them suck but biden is a better candidate cause people have their literal rights in trouble rn

[@kalilach.vtuber4065]

Friendly reminder: we don't know the exact location of Kurtistown. Maybe we are ALL country folks and we just never knew it.

[@MargarineOG808]

It's in our hearts 😳😳

[@kalilach.vtuber4065]

@@MargarineOG808 Maybe the real country was the yee yee we made along the way 🤠

[@unpleasedwitch2235]

@@kalilach.vtuber4065 ya daggum right!

[@leoisaway1573]

Nono no no Nononono no, I have spent my whole life trying to escape my rural Midwest town, Kurtistown can’t do me like that.

[@diosol_]

*gasp*

[@dionemartins0212]

How did I never notice Kurtis puts something on his chest for the "Don't touch my truck" skit holy shit

[@superstellarhere]

PLSSS

[@ollie.1564]

DUDE I THINK IT WAS HIS ARMS CAUSE THE SLEVES WERE JUST HANGING

[@niccvier]

The absolute shock and trauma Kurtis went through after leaving that country shop is the funniest part of this video

[@hilacopter4023]

the reason he went into the passenger's seat is because he just wanted to sit in his truck and think about crazy shit

[@jennievickers5347]

this is funny.

[@jennievickers5347]

underated comment, also sorry for sounding blunt or smth. Idk how to do human interaction-

[@hilacopter4023]

@@jennievickers5347 Thank you! :D

[@charliem.1368]

yeah i was a lil surprised kurtis didn’t reference that

[@hilacopter4023]

@@charliem.1368 I know right?

[@ToraMuts]

I can't believe he just brushed over buying that cowboy table so casually.

[@maxs-lz4pn]

Cowboys>>>>>country boys

[@moeshrooms385]

Fr💀 when he showed the picture I was positively flabbergasted

[@irlkaijugroupie7614]

I'm so mad i can't have that table myself

[@SKYLARK1965B]

"What if country boys actually talked like that?" As a native Southerner, I can honestly say that I know at least three people in my friend group that do.

[@jadabalding8550]

I keep coming back to this video because of his reaction to the beer opening. He looked panicked and horrified one second and the next he looks so accomplished and proud.

[@jumbiewumbie]

alternate video title: kurtis finally embracing his true self

[@cherryburrito5079]

For that i think he would become and e boy or a soft boy

[@miolivi]

@@cherryburrito5079 he's his own aesthetic

[@bri2022]

@@cherryburrito5079 Sorry but the haircut and nose ring is giving me very indie boy😌🤚🏾

[@TaylorImmaEatYoFace]

Alternative alternative video title: kurtis conner’s final form

[@monicamycbm]

I agree ✨Korra✨😌

[@clairehirayama-kaarsberg5705]

This is me when kurtis missed the perfect opportunity to say “the stables have turned” 😐

[@dr.alphys]

YOU GENIUS

[@Can0pener]

We need Curtis to see this

[@olleresed9432]

@@Can0pener “curtis”

[@RandomPerson-sl5wj]

My best friend is a country girl and that song talking about "the daggum heat" is one of her favorites 💀 and she skins and hunts deer and wear camo all the time and all that, and for Christmas she got a FREAKING GUTTING KIT. AND LIKED IT. She's a great person but kind of a psychopath 😭 If you couldn't tell we're opposites, I've been considering being vegan

[@RandomPerson-sl5wj]

Also can confirm that bass pro shops are terrifying, Kurtis is so brave

[@Karma-iq7zv]

i know this comment is from forever ago but i just wanted to let you know that song (farmers daughter) is one of my favourites too its so good for real honestly

[@ee5647]

I’m from Oklahoma and met the country boy with the rainbow truck!!!! He was at OKC PRIDE in 2019. He was sweet and took pictures with everybody who asked for one! Refreshing to meet him but most Oklahomans are still bigots :) which is why I left! LOL

[@danielveizaga6675]

“How are supposed to start a family if we ain’t family” 😭😹

[@olivedraws9594]

best line I've ever heard

[@mcoupe69]

@@olivedraws9594 other than the grammar

[@LadyBlueAzure]

I am SHOOK 😭

[@sifandeze531]

Okay but can he put the song on Spotify 😭

[@digital_angst1433]

@@sifandeze531 it’s on there now 😭

[@lucasiega5399]

damn i’m really gonna miss kurtis’s hexagon doorknobs

[@jub1662]

I literally didn't notice that

[@wabek5882]

@@joshroehl6098 kinda trash ngl

[@VegaChastain]

i wish they would go on ebay i would bid yeeyee

[@lucasiega5399]

@@VegaChastain same

[@fatima-vt3yv]

someone needs to make a petition, so he will be forced to take the hexagon doorknobs 💪

[@R_AN001]

I’m Texan and this shit hits me right in the giggle-dick 😂😂 love it! You are and honorary country boy❤🎉

[@Acem35]

I’m sorry the what

[@DepressoEspressoMusic]

Sorry, can you run that by me one more time?

[@perplexed1783]

Is that another country slang that I don't know

[@rotisserie_chicken333]

i’ve lived in texas my entire life i have never heard that term before

[@Zippsterman]

I know, right? Not sure how Kurtis would react to the open floor racks of rifles in a Cabelas

[@pandemonium732]

Blood Related is genuinely A Certified Banger. It’s all the good parts of country music without the sexism/objectification that makes me hate mainstream country music

[@spaceyboi5064]

I love how he gave us a bisexual country anthem

[@portxr]

if only tiger king were here to hear it

[@forevermaggie]

YES LITERALLY A BI ANTHEM

[@DiMagnolia]

Poly bi amthem!!!

[@alexrose1279]

YES my life is complete

[@_bee7627]

yESSS

[@anderodonnell1928]

“Dude I look racist” I’ve never heard something more accurate

[@poslv9029]

please i almost snorted my water out my nose it was Too accurate

[@snowqueen93]

I choked

[@niks9652]

I think that's a unjust stereotype 😡😡😡

[@georgie488]

@@niks9652 are you joking?

[@niks9652]

@@georgie488 not at all, how would you like it if I ridicule your culture?

[@rowanlavellan9755]

Jacob's awkward mustache just completes that entire music video. 💗 Country folk absolutely get a bad rap, a lot of it deserved (hi, Appalachian born and raised in the Deep South 👋) but a lot of it is definitely not deserved. There are a LOT of wonderful country folk.

[@PixelPotat0]

“(A list of what country boys like) and bud light” Oh how that aged so terribly.

[@ebdgr]

Idk, Kid Rock is still drinking them despite all his cringe (about a SINGLE can).

[@brunaabreu4339]

I cannot believe Kurtis made a bisexual cowboy anthem

[@elliot4508]

@UCTcWfNptoHFonweXRtUjhYw i'm pretty sure he's said before that he's straight

[@s.salem6.6]

@@elliot4508 ya but in the song he wants to be with both the brother and sister, that’s what they were referring to haha

[@Julia_621]

kurtis might be straight but that song sure daggum ain't

[@krudoesstuff]

He may be straight but us bisexuals have sure claimed him

[@elliot4508]

@@s.salem6.6 oh ok

[@fya911]

i am eerily enraged that kurtis isn't addressing the absolute TONKA TRUCK these country boys are carrying GYAAATTTT

[@gracynolivia]

the amount of effort that went into this single video 🤯 absolutely insane, kurtis you are a KING

[@katiemraz9012]

"I look racist" is the most iconic line from this video

[@kokolatte825]

I actually hated that but 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@cwol74]

kokolatte825 ok

[@madelinepainter6421]

“dude i like look racist” j so good

[@luvluck993]

@@kokolatte825 we dont care 😁👍

[@nnnn-sc2im]

@@kokolatte825 ok yeehaw boy

[@hannahhodgdon]

the most unrealistic thing about this video is that kurtis's song isn't already on the top of the country radio charts

[@frogfrog2937]

it’s on the top of the kurtistown radio charts

[@hannahhodgdon]

@@frogfrog2937 of course, i’m streaming it right now

[@lollybear2703]

It's actually doing pretty well right now, last time I checked it was number 10?? Kurtis posted on his instagram story

[@michiebell7298]

It hit top 5 in country and #1 in Ireland country chats!!

[@hannahhodgdon]

@@lollybear2703 yes!!! i saw it’s been doing really well

[@ch401ic]

7:22 kurtis the guy used the front camera so it flipped the image

[@BentleyS6336]

Ty I thought nobody noticed

[@Ein333]

As a City girl who moved to the Countryside, it's like hell. Maybe it's the place we moved to, but everyone here is insensitive, homophobic, and fake. At first, they were sticking to me like leeches, but then i ran out of stuff to show and give them, they left and started to completely ignore the shit out of me. I've never felt so alone until now. (And yes almost everyone here are related 💀💀) (I'm also related to them, basically my distant cousins.)

[@chichuhcihc]

huh 😟

[@justasimplearsonist]

im sry that your experience is like that just pls know that not every place is coming from a country girl

[@Deaffectted]

“What’s your favorite song.” “We’re not blood related.” “Pardon?” We’re not blood related!”

[@Nobody-wc2qi]

HAHAHHAHA

[@maximummax7232]

@Liam Rarey I think you mean P'rd'n

[@anerroroccurredpleasetryag9204]

@@maximummax7232 *p'*

[@TheFelis16]

I read this before getting to the song part lol I was so confusing

[@stickitystick3011]

@@anerroroccurredpleasetryag9204 ‘

[@leahjk97]

“holy shit I look racist” this is my favorite video you’ve done. just full of GOLD lines

[@nebe4345]

TRUE

[@sarahokeefe8224]

"I forgot about dip😑😩" 👌🤣

[@dinodiego5615]

I cracked up so much loll

[@milkeyway7105]

I'm sorry I don't understand that, is that line supposed to be sarcastic?

[@kokolatte825]

I hated that line

[@paigekingsleyy]

"you got me hooked and my breath is bated" is too good of a line to be in this satirical ass song

[@user-sp1jl9kn7r]

22:50 I come from a pretty country family, and I swear THE AMOUNT OF TIMES IVE HEARD THAT SONG OMG. That stuff just passes as normal music here lol

[@bam0its0nina]

can i just say that "like a worm on my daddy's fish boat, you've got me hooked and my breath is bated/baited" is unironically country song BARS

[@user-rx2oc5tl3u]

fart 💀

[@sir3888]

fart 💀

[@ishbel1409]

yeah!!

[@rileyalt2914]

fart 💀

[@agneebags]

squeet 💀

[@roxy8761]

ah yes, the three genders, country girl, country boy, and country memes

[@adrienneczerni6516]

My enby farm friend is indeed a verified living country meme

[@foxfangs4236]

@@adrienneczerni6516 I stan

[@l-3832]

@@adrienneczerni6516 we stan.

[@Pinkchococherub]

Im not liking because 666 likes

[@heylol9166]

yes i identify as a country meme

[@suitedpanda3108]

6:00 3 years later and that "Arby's. Get Fucked." line still gets me

[@katiethewise]

What you said about how a lot of country singers didn't actual ever work on a farm is so true! My parents farmed a lot while I was growing up, but I don't even consider myself a "country kid" because I never had to wake up early to milk a cow. Like the most I ever did was clean up after chickens and bury a dead baby chick when I was nine.

[@shoopledeboople7048]

If Kurtis ever forgets the “except for that one time” he’s gonna get cancelled again

[@skyeganimates]

He has forgotten it already 😩

[@ironicallyxiconic]

You're right, but next time...... we're comin at him harder than we did that one time.

[@jubbybubby]

ayyy bdg pfp

[@shoopledeboople7048]

@@jubbybubby it makes me happy that on almost every comment I make there is always at least one person who comments this

[@savioncohen8136]

Unless he starts acknowledging that too in every single one of his videos

[@Ren_J]

Male country singers: "I love beer and my dog and my truck" Female country singers: "I think I'm gonna kill my husband..." Kurtis: "I love you but now I love your brother..."

[@kassbrookmusic]

LOL

[@annablue2799]

Arent female country singers more like: You are like a heart atack~~

[@sb5prettycuteness566]

Kurtis is a gender now

[@kyatonic1]

@@sb5prettycuteness566 kurtis is now my gender identity my pronouns are yee and haw

[@sol3611]

ah yes, the three genders

[@exploringthroughmyPOV]

I'm watching this as a semi-country, Tennesseean man, that dips, drives an old beat-up truck and grew up in the middle of the woods. I find this whole video hilarious! All of the stuff he talks about is so common in the town I grew up in😅😂

[@Pasta.equestrian]

OMG CLASSY DISNEY TABLE AT 15:20

[@isabellathetiger4802]

LMAO

[@emilytalerman3567]

Other KZbinrs: “Oh hey I moved” Kurtis Conner: *emotionally prepares you for his impending move*

[@annakurtz4991]

and we're here for it :')

[@heysaucemikehere1804]

So considerate of our mayor

[@superstellarhere]

So can considerate of our country mayor, eh?

[@IZZFY]

@@heysaucemikehere1804 g gccfty f

[@IZZFY]

👨‍👨‍👦‍👦☁️☁️@@annakurtz4991

[@shayla4007]

the look of fear in kurtis’ eyes inside of that bass pro shop was entirely genuine.

[@glowstickblood]

his pupils were so dilated

[@iseeyousleepdad6463]

I don’t blame him I have one in my town and I see people go in but I never see them come back out

[@hdoesstuff3603]

especially at 12:41

[@heylol9166]

LMFAOOOOO

[@Acaidia]

Imagine being so soft that you fear a Bass Pro.

[@Noooo._.]

Genuinely love ‘Not-blood related’. Easily the best country song and music video.

[@thedreamer215]

I've watched this video so many times 😂. I literally start cracking up now whenever I think "don't touch my truck". Don't even get me started with "balance baby" 🤣🤣🤣.

[@phiLAWsophy]

Kurtis’ leg the day after filming the cowboy tiktok with the two beers: 🔵🟣⚫️🔵🟣⚫️🔵🟣⚫️🔵🟣⚫️🔵🟣⚫️

[@velveteencherrytart6335]

LMAOOOOO

[@emilydavis1416]

i think he was supposed to lift his leg💀

[@stephenquartz]

love how my phone doesnt regognize the emojis

[@stephenquartz]

@@maya_yaser yeah i am

[@soosdelrey]

@@stephenquartz me neither... and i got iPhone... but what are the emojis tho? I just see blue and black dots and a question mark

[@ariellelyons]

“he looks like if papa john wasn’t bit by the radioactive pizza” apparently i am unfamiliar with papa john’s origin story

[@dominiquevereza]

dude lowkey looked like ben affleck. idk

[@psychoticnk]

666'th like lol

[@leaffinite3828]

That was high key the funniest part of the video lmao

[@LetheSystem]

Kurtis, I know this was posted a long time ago, but I just needed to tell you that my best friend and I say that you look like a y'allternative boy. Thank you

[@deismuarti]

I quote the "don't touch my truck" quote everyday. It became a very big part of my vocabulary and i make many people confused but i just can't help it

[@hamvlogss]

danny: makes most tiktok song kurtis: makes most country song

[@imid3440]

both: no attempt to hide their identity

[@anna_banana414]

drew, where are you???

[@sadly.realtime]

@@anna_banana414 He made the most tiktok song, like the person above said

[@anna_banana414]

@@sadly.realtime oh, right, I’m sorry for the mistake 😔

[@fishfish213]

drew: makes most kids bop song

[@stara6662]

Bisexual Cowboy Finds Love: The Song

[@kerpheflcentmeter6882]

Also: incest? But not

[@ScriabinOTBeach]

You mean Ram Ranch?

[@mahekk1556]

@@kerpheflcentmeter6882 momento mori

[@sorren150]

@@mahekk1556 Unus Annus

[@slattttttt66]

@@ScriabinOTBeach that’s funny

[@christianl5484]

Such a beautiful song. Still brings tears to my eyes to this very day ❤

[@poatowedges]

Wow, Kurtis is a man of many talents; a stand-up comic, a KZbinr, a news anchor, AND the entire Government system!

[@BeanBoyGabe]

I’m glad that “except for that one time” is a staple of the intro now

[@imid3440]

except that one time he forgot to say that as well 👀

[@omnical6135]

why does this bot post random emojis under every top comment edit: the bot is gone, which is mega cool

[@sailorperry]

i fr feel cheated when he doesnt say it

[@EarlyOwOwl]

@@omnical6135 it is trying to prey on the hornies

[@nevrmynd9635]

Yeah he definitely forgot to say "except that one time" that one time

[@danielle539]

"she's the yee to my yee" is the most legendary line i've ever heard. nothing can top it. quit while you're ahead kurtis

[@ohnoluisa]

True poetry😢

[@laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587]

quit while you're ahead lmao

[@day_old_fries2948]

Why yes I did tell my girlfriend this after I watched the video, how did you know?

[@danielle539]

jolie I think it's referencing the "yee yee" girl vine lmao

[@emilytustin4540]

@jolie he did say that I’m pretty sure

[@a_bee7914]

Kurtis’ little laugh when making that one tiktok was nice to hear omg it was just so happy!! Always a joy to see one of my fav youtubers having fun while making content.

[@thehamburglar2420]

Genuinely one of the best, most relatable song I've ever heard. Sitting here with my cousin in my truck listening to this. True love comes from the strangest of places.

[@TheThirdAishaCoelho]

this song is accidentally a bisexual country hit

[@w0nnieeden]

LMFAO I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

[@editating_2614]

Nothing accidental about it..

[@isabellaoneal5325]

just radiating bi energy

[@bridgettemari4]

right 😭

[@confusedman423]

yeah like sweater weather who?

[@amityalbright]

"I married your brother so we could be blood-related" Uhh country Kurtis I don't think you understand how DNA works

[@charcs_7624]

My exact thoughts💀💀

[@tinystank]

Of course not he’s a country boy

[@meganfletcher2502]

He’s a FAKE 😱

[@Iexapro]

It’s that country education 😔

[@RBondZ007]

That's Kountry Kurtis to you

[@leticiabraga478]

My husband and I could not stop laughing while having dinner! Youre hilarious

[@kittycoolcat7]

Growing up with country music, I recognized more of the country song lyrics than I’d like to (which, as of now, is 1 1/2)

[@DontDisapPyrrha]

“Do British country boys exist?” Yeah they’re called Australians

[@isabelorf]

omg 😭😭

[@chubbiMommi]

Hahaha

[@carriesofolawe8245]

i like australia they gave us the beauty that is h2o mako mermaids and iggy azalea

[@mikelletorres3605]

BSBSNANNSNS

[@beesokay]

I know they're not country boys but like just vibe wise would it be chavs

[@helena5403]

dude between this and indoor boyfriend Kurtis is proving that he actually deserves to be in wallows

[@squarecat2589]

Isn’t he in wallows already?

[@cheekynandosss581]

@@squarecat2589 he’s already the lead singer though

[@maynapapayna]

PLSSS

[@annabethchase4582]

i genuinely want them to collab. like wtf thatd be amazing lmfaooo

[@AtlasInTheWest]

I was very much not expecting that ending song but I am living for it.

[@gwenesiscoupe]

I showed my bf your videos and it got a genuine laugh outta him. I don’t know if I’m more proud of you or me

[@maddieb.4282]

Does he not normally genuinely laugh? I could never date a man who wasn’t giggly 😂

[@crowthecryptid6508]

“a country boy would’ve just called his golden retriever to lick up the beer” that is so accurate that’s something my grandpa would do

[@kaityr9693]

Dogs are man's best friend and nature's vacuum cleaners

[@bigchungus2990]

My dad does that with our dogs.. lol.

[@assholebyginger]

Y'all give your dogs drugs 💀💀

[@scabbyknee1235]

Your grandpa is a golden retriever?

[@sofijadrenovac5835]

Geez i do that w my german shepherd 😂 he loves beer

[@WebkinzLDS]

Yes Kurtis, there are British country boys. They're called Aussies

[@adrienneczerni6516]

Underrated

[@allymog5228]

Or West country farmers

[@SirenVoyager]

As an Aussie "hey!"

[@xvygxxl]

tbh kurtis' attempt at a british country boy's accent sounded a lot like brummie to me :3

[@qwertyui6348]

I was just going to comment that lol

[@medea5235]

That song is a genuine BANGER I've listened to it so much I have lyrics memorized I love that song so freaking much

[@eunjilee5740]

I recently watched one of your videos where you mentioned that you were once charting with a country song - i love that i now know where it came from

[@katemurray8201]

Kurtis: imma be a country boy Kurtis: *tucks his jeans into his boots*

[@zoosmell_egbert]

AAA when he did that I died, you can take the boy outta the city but you can't take the city out of the boy

[@noelthenightowl7589]

He never tucked in his shirts either!

[@zoosmell_egbert]

@@noelthenightowl7589 i was shouting at the screen cause it looked so wrong, mans got a lotta work to do

[@recordingjeans2407]

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING. You can always tell someone is from the city when they tuck their jeans into their boots.

[@bluebubble926]

Lol I laughed so hard when he did that

[@LoganCWolf]

“British country boys” arent those just Australians

[@kendallclemons8100]

LMFAO

[@adso2686]

Holy shit, you’re right.

[@Lazarus_Cult]

absolutely

[@max_punch]

Never have i been so offended by something i 100% agree with

[@harpershea1580]

PLS AHAHHAHAHA

[@Lickity_Split]

One of your best videos man. 🔥🔥

[@jessicatgrowl7614]

Ringing in the new year with this video while cleaning. Happy New Year! Can’t believe it’s finally 2024. This year was slow and fast at the same time.

[@sverker48]

hes taking about the country boys huge baloobies but did he not notice his absolute CAKE????

[@krahvata]

I was waiting for him to notice. Like my mans got some CAKE.

[@Casinizucchini]

Got some fat juicy cup cakes

[@Seramoonn]

definitely more than one dumptruck in that video....

[@unethicalcain]

bruh he had a literal dumpy

[@olivepaul4798]

baloobies

[@Katanaman98x]

This is Kurtis at his best. Jokes scripted and unscripted, lil tangents, a SONG!! So good

[@christmas8]

yep and that only means one thing... all down hill from here 😌

[@mancalacat6333]

Ya that guy can really skin a buck

[@kulzzrelxerd8074]

@@mancalacat6333 you read the description, didn't you?

[@Lea-sm3zs]

Agreed 👍😂😂

[@annjo3237]

Idk why but this reads like a really impressed teacher lmao

[@cynthiaedoh]

I'm still listening to this song, hands down the best melody that ever graced my Alabamian ears

[@R0semary_Bush]

I absolutely love the song at the end 10/10 would listen to on repeat ( 26:30 - 29:55 )

[@Alexander-lc7dx]

Came for the “Yee Yee” but stayed for “Blood Related”

[@alternativesalterxx]

yEe yEe

[@olivercosplayssometimes5980]

@@alternativesalterxx yEe yEe

[@atsukokagari_]

yEe YeE

[@queenie24]

yeE yEe

[@viviamoon2363]

yEe yEe

[@gowonsorbitch7293]

Ok but why is none talking about how he married the girl’s brother? This song’s a bi anthem.

[@teapot5533]

“do you listen to blood related?”

[@angiealfaro6968]

it was about time for the bi country gang to rise up

[@Klebestreifchen]

Sweater Weather who? I only know Blood Related

[@disdiot2995]

@@teapot5533 please I’m gonna use this from now on

[@lvxt5342]

@@teapot5533 I love this- Is the "do you listen to girl" but in bi mode

[@girls_girl]

As someone raised in Texas, a special trip was going to Outdoor World with my dad and it was always so fun. He didn't hunt but we got camping stuff there and once I got a bow and arrow for my 10th bday

[@hatmanmanofhats8167]

5:01 that’s just Tuesday afternoon

[@alexmadore]

"we're not blood related" had me laughing so hard my wife-sister came in to ask what was wrong

[@aldoesnotexist]

why does this not have more likes i’m crying

[@dr.alphys]

Damn 😔

[@EepySleepy]

My husband-uncle found it really funny too! It is kinda sad he fell in love with someone outside the family tree though. How is he going to keep those good genes in the family now?

[@meowross3580]

Oh Alabamians. I’m from Alabama too but don’t do fucked up shit lmao

[@silverdrag0n_]

hol up-

[@amandaolmstead9054]

Danny: creates Tik Tok song Kurtis: creates country song Drew: *sweats nervously*

[@queer-ios3155]

Wdym the tiktok song was his

[@rararasputinsassistant7682]

drew wrote the tiktok song??idk what ur talking about bruv😤

[@queer-ios3155]

@@rararasputinsassistant7682. the joke is that they are same person

[@laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587]

it is time 😌 avenger's assemble

[@user-mc4zv9uk8t]

Hey, you’re also a fan of Morgana?

[@davidsenra2495]

Added the song to my spotify playlist. Thank you.

[@zoranagavrilovic9403]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH 😂 And I'm not even from the USA but I love your country people immensely oh my god I can't even express it

[@lil_dairy]

bisexual cowboy representation

[@robertsmithfan877]

thank you lesbian harry styles

[@superstellarhere]

@@robertsmithfan877 thank you green maggot

[@alternativesalterxx]

yEe yEe

[@mothman1657]

i love ur pfp

[@lil_dairy]

@@mothman1657 love yours. iconic.

[@siennalilith]

I love how Kurtis never ceases to not make the joke about camouflage being invisible. It's so old, but he keeps it alive

[@mollysministuff]

It's on life support, but he still keeps it going. lol

[@AccordingToWillow]

when customers in all camo approach me at work i say “oh sorry, i couldn’t see you there” before i answer. it’s been years since anyone has even appeared to know what i’m talking about let alone find it funny lmao

[@hmm8139]

I watch his videos so much that I also now use the camo joke daily

[@ridespirals]

@@AccordingToWillow I would laugh if I heard you saying that to somebody, so you ain't alone

[@andlove6511]

I was with my siblings last week, when we saw a guy with a camouflage hat, and I made a joke about how we can't see half of his head. I was ignored🥲

[@cjgroom109]

adding this to my work playlist rn

[@sovietbot6708]

Did you know country music was originally left wing before the right appropriated it? A lot of old country singers were pretty sympathetic towards Communists. On a similar note, the original rednecks were openly communist and were anti racist.

[@jake9107]

ty for your service comrade 🫡

[@Fae_van]

I never realized his doorknobs were hexegonal.

[@dr.alphys]

Same but now I will never stop thinking about it

[@Torilolzies]

Ahh shit

[@kathrynelaine738]

That will live in my head forever

[@ashtyn7176]

@@kathrynelaine738 absolutely rent free up there

[@dinodiego5615]

Same. And now I can’t stop staring at them.