Justin Bieber's Bizarre Desperation

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I think it might be too late to say sorry :( Justin Bieber has been doing some very weird things lately, so I decided to go over everything and analyze what went wrong with the "Yummy" release and his bizarre desperation to get the #1 spot.
It might help to hear the song before you watch this video, so here's the link to Yummy: • Justin Bieber - Yummy ...
Also, Danny and I realized we made a video about the same topic after we both finished editing, so go watch Danny's video if you haven't already!
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[@joefernandez8008]

Justin: “hey, have you bought my song??” “Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”

[@winglessabel3977]

true story

[@The116thDoctor]

Justin: “Prove it to me! Sing it!”

[@OniKumoTV]

i was this comments 1k like

[@joefernandez8008]

Cr3ator 🙏🏼

[@lovelydegenerate9558]

"We get it Justin, you want me to stream yummy. Now who do you wanna be in mario kart?"

[@booboobuttbutt2223]

Synopsis of Yummy: “a mediocre song about eating babies”.

[@emassey1395]

Y u m m y

[@camilemor]

So the pizzagate theory doesn't exists in america?

[@beebot4534]

...yucky

[@AdrianaRodriguez-id9rg]

@@camilemor seems like not

[@ethanwatson6131]

mediocre is generous

[@gianalugo9746]

Justin has the energy of a teacher who found out the entire class failed a test and still blames the students.

[@Random-sk6hm]

This is unbelievable accurate

[@novemberblake9505]

He’s the main teacher after the substitute complained about how badly the class behaved with them

[@Modernwriter_2]

This reminds me of my chemistry teacher

[@mercurbee]

@@Modernwriter_2bro same

[@Macephtopheles]

@@Modernwriter_2 Sorta topical, but in high school my chemistry teacher's name was Dr. Dick. Sounds like a porno supervillain.

[@noface3641]

seeing him posting pictures of babies with the caption "Yummy" and wondering which meaning it contains is literally the embodiment of "pick your poison". there isn't a good option...

[@windsorholman]

cannibal or pedophile 🤨🤨

[@xXAcidBathXx]

😬😬😬

[@JordanEndTimeServantOfYah144]

Pedophilia

[@fart63]

I was assuming he was doing it since babies are pretty universally loved?? And he wanted people to associate them with the song to like it more?? Idk still weird

[@ecksdee9768]

@@fart63 yeah, i doubt (or hope not) that justin is a full blown pedophile, just that he marketed his song terribly. although after everything else he did in the yummypocalypse, i wouldn't be too surprised

[@aydanouman8275]

if my wife isn't well seasoned, I send her back

[@amalahmed2988]

if they don’t boil her with chicken stock i’m so gone.

[@katehana6088]

Is this an Office reference lol

[@omnical6135]

if my wife don't got that chicken parm i GOTTA send her back,

[@Sophia-kv3ex]

SHE BELONGS TO THE STREETS

[@danggoobus5808]

"If her seasoning comes on the side, i send it back"

[@thekaticorn99]

kurtis could've written yummy but justin could never write indoor boyfriend

[@Everettalla]

Dude I’m starting to wonder if the gang did a collab on yummy and sold it to Justin and Justin is actually a huge Kurtis Connor fan.

[@MsPandaV]

That is so true

[@jasonspek404]

point. blank. period. 👏

[@namename2679]

Or the bisexual athem Blood Related

[@johanna2278]

what a real banger that was ....😔😔✋

[@jujumama]

"It was not yummy, it was yucky" loved that line.

[@RomanticRose111]

I read this the same time he said it 🤣😭

[@Fionacle]

As someone who always hated Justin Bieber and in elementary that was my “not like other girls” trait, this is wonderful

[@TisPopRock]

Haha same

[@iexist6677]

I just actually hated his guts and music from the start💀

[@emmah1750]

nah cause at the time I had no reason to dislike him I just did and it turned out to work in my favor..

[@waffles658]

No same I always found him so fking cringy and I still do

[@Leavemealoneheh]

Same I always thought he was cringe and I knew his songs were shitty

[@pottehs8578]

he sounds like a phone scammer. 'are you on your computer?" do you have your computer with you'

[@veghead05]

Lmao 😂

[@KS-qh1it]

Pottehs i thought that was a joke? Like a hypothetical joke the first time i saw this comment? Then halfway through the video i saw it was REAL...whewwww chileeee the fuck dude

[@GagaBoy1346]

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@planetz8559]

"buy yummy and the virus will be removed"

[@kr1ssee]

HAHAAH DADSDASD

[@DrNJ-km3tt]

Justin Bieber turned from many girl's teenage crush to looking like a person who stands outside kindergarten and stares at kids through fences

[@nevermindgaming6848]

Oh no

[@alyssam113]

LMAOOO

[@mandarinablue8438]

No please no. Let that be just a shitty meme.

[@beautywbri7540]

Best comment

[@sigorolata2829]

I mean he still has the fangirls, most followed artist on youtube and one of the most on instagram/twitter. and he's married to a beautiful model so?

[@c0oldug273]

Bet his wife heard the song, got mad at him for how shit it is, then said that shes gonna leave him if it doesn't reach number 1

[@nousername4125]

lmao this theory makes so much sense

[@prettyprince7711]

This is the most reasonable theory

[@badmeow2312]

lmao he actually admitted on a live that if Hailey wasn’t good looking he would have never married her and he actually treats her like shit u can google it.

[@nanathegoat5106]

😂😂😂😂

[@Pollicina_db]

@@badmeow2312 Well thats just lovely hope she will divorce him

[@PleaseDontShoveMeUpYours]

Fun fact: the average song is 3:30 minutes and Yummy is exactly that long. It takes about 1000 listens to count as 1 single being sold. 1000 uninterrupted replays of Yummy would be at around 2 days and 12 hours for 1 account. Multiply that by 1 million accounts at the same time and you would have a platinum-selling single in less than 3 days.

[@chancie_]

why tf did you need to do this

[@jcw_177]

Why not tho?

[@spookybagles]

@@chancie_ research bro

[@fertilityandfreedom]

literally can't believe that vid of him talking to one of his fans...he literally just repeats 'have you downloaded my song' whilst she's crying in happiness about speaking to her idol. he is disgusting

[@_Funaroma]

Athina Crilley pretty sad that her idol did that to her tho...

[@MrAgentTurner]

Bitch needs new idols

[@lifeoftalise4390]

Athina Crilley I felt so bad for her

[@GirlDo3]

Bruh if you saw someone crying because they coule talk to you you would think it's funny too. At least he doesn't pretend to care about his fans.

[@computermash8542]

No, you might just be a sociopath, Fiona.

[@samanthablack4603]

he's such a jerk. that girl was so excited to see him and he just didn't care and was like "yeah whatever just buy my song ok"

[@jizzywizzy3610]

DUDE HES TALKING ABOUT PIZZA GATE

[@micahrv4405]

@@jizzywizzy3610 I don’t...think so? How would that make sense?

[@user-fn7my3lh5v]

@@micahrv4405 This is probably mad irrelevant, but I’m pretty sure they said that because in his music video on a plate he put a picture of himself of when he was a child sort of indicating that he was the “meal” and in the video they’re wealthy or adult celebrities eating. That’s what I believe that he meant by posting pictures of babies with the #yummy.

[@heyosj9705]

He is probably very tired out from his mental health and trauma. All this video proved was that yummy was confirming that pizzagate is true and you can see more analysis about pizzagate and his mv but yt tries to hide them. It's very important please go watch Out of Shadows and understand why Justin is actually acting this way!

[@malloryg4251]

@@heyosj9705 Bro, if he was truly abused, then he would have come out and said something! He's a grown man at this point, and he's got so much money and power, that he can do whatever he wants. Nobody is keeping him silent, there's just nothing to tell! I have gone down the rabbit hole and found NOTHING that would prove that Pizzagate is real or that Justin's shitty video would suggest that he's trying to tell a story about his abusive past. And I mean, get real!! Of all ways to expose what supposedly happened to him, he decides to write a song called "Yummy"!!!! It just doesn't add up. Stop trying to make something out of nothing. Even if he WAS abused at some point, that still doesn't give him the right to act like a selfish prick and treat his fans like garbage. There is no justifying his behavior, he's just an asshole who wrote a garbage song about his wife's hoo-ha.

[@nicnacsong]

Kurtis’ delivery of “maybe people can’t afford to buy your song about EATING BABIES” gets me every time

[@everythingz888]

I read the title as “Justin Bieber's Bizarre Depression” and I was waiting the whole video for Kurtis say why Justin is depressed 😭

[@momotheorangecat]

OMG I STILL THOUGHT IT WAS DEPRESSION. I ACTUALLY HAD TO CLOSE THE COMMENT SECTION TO SEE WHAT THE TITLE WAS😭✋

[@everythingz888]

@@momotheorangecat GLAD TO KNOW I WASNT THE ONLY ONE LMAO

[@amandafeliciano542]

HOLY SHIT ME TOOOOOO

[@asciinscion8709]

​@@momotheorangecatREAL

[@Mwriggles]

Omg this comment just made me realise it’s not depression LMAO

[@iheartvikings2012]

he literally didn't even say the bare minimum to that girl on live who bought his shit song, ANY positive interaction like "hi how are you, thanks so much for supporting me, did you like the single?", just "did you buy it. did you purchase it tho." :( that poor fan

[@stevenlomon]

I can't even watch it, it's absolutely disgusting

[@skyblue4174]

How embarrassing for him

[@bigtoblerone8446]

Wow i always knew he was terrible.

[@mhm6502]

Exactly, Its disgusting.

[@Abby-vl5lj]

That is why Harry Styles rules.

[@AnonYmous-fz2ix]

Fan: **confesses love to Justin** Justin Bieber: but did you like, buy yummy yet?

[@leratomorapela3075]

bruh, I hope he doesn't treat his wife the same way he treats his fans😔💔

[@jaquie7916]

Lerato Morapela babe did you buy my new album yet?? Babe??

[@leratomorapela3075]

@@jaquie7916 Yes I promise I did! I even listened to it in my sleep

[@enidmasai9384]

@@archishasrivastava689 please don't busy out the Larry stans please 😂

[@enidmasai9384]

@@archishasrivastava689 I'm sorry I didn't mean to offend you I meant that as a joke but I see how I could have framed that better

[@YouKnowMeDuh]

It's funny how he took a mental health break and this is the way he shows us that he's improved 💀

[@pogostick6346]

one year later, after billboard supports justin bieber, they recently released an article where they began to shame fans of a popular asian band for buying albums. gotta love this

[@user-cm7qm4gy4b]

Don’t even remind me about that shit ohh my god . I know who u talking about .

[@magnus6609]

I don't know if I should feel glad I didn't hear about this or angry that they probably backtracked and tried to cover it up bc wtf

[@iluvuforever]

✨Prejudice ✨

[@biccnesse]

what-

[@belledraws1331]

Yup that year was crazy. There was even an article that I can't exactly remember the title but it goes with something like this "bts is the most successful high-selling something something and CDs play a major role" like what? When they write articles about western artists, they give them credit for making a good song but when they see an asian boyband shining in the western charts? They don't acknowledge the hardwork and creativity, all they see are the crazy jobless fangirls buying albums

[@virginiamalone4345]

More like "Desperate-cito" ft. Justin Bieber

[@Allenluvable]

Solid pun. Approved.

[@alexisobsessedwithanime8503]

What if someone made an actual song called that and made a parodyyy. 🤔😯

[@TheJd2194]

I hope this comment gets pinned and Kurtis makes it a reality.

[@crackedemerald4930]

More like bore Ragnarok

[@katrowland8828]

Virginia Malone 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@madeleinep.828]

“Harry Styles is perfect.” Alright, that’s it, that’s the video.

[@nosleep9816]

Yes he is

[@mcr5truther]

I agree with that statement 1000%

[@pearlyd2131]

Agreed

[@camihaley1779]

yes 🥰🥰

[@aswathy3290]

yes

[@LizBizBean]

When Kurtis said "Everyone's favorite Canadian boy!" I thought he was gonna say himself 😭

[@LilJakalope]

I’m addicted. At first I was like who is this dude in the funky stash. Now I’m deep in the kurtistown rabbit hole and loving every moment.

[@botneva]

His fan girl sounded so sweet and innocent, and he talked to her like a scammer in Kitboga's videos. Damn sociopath.

[@anonymousgoon4249]

Have you bought his album tho?

[@meowimg]

are u on your computer rn tho?

[@NexArts26]

@@meowimg just wait a moment, sir

[@optimusburrinktea562]

Have you bought yummy on iTunes?

[@jerryqueer]

have you streamed the mv tho?

[@Scarlettlnz]

Justin’s attitude was soooo disgusting. Like, at least PRETEND to care about your fans, man.

[@mystic_mimi21]

Chiara B yeah it was basic manipulation.

[@ericaheap]

Did you mean *be Dean Hebcher* ?

[@mxrazy]

Technically, at least he is talking to them? For them that's their whole life made just to have talked to him. Yes it's wrong the way he did it..

[@caravanpalace4368]

He literally told the first girl to go cry herself to sleep

[@roul4842]

This is why we shouldn't go throwing children into the spotlight. It leads to broken and entitled adults. Honestly, really sad.

[@jays.4969]

18:06 Mother Mother writing Hayloft II

[@ri0drawz947]

Yess

[@ssjbears]

Justin Beiber's Bizarre Desperation is my favorite anime

[@kingteddy5413]

Yea

[@fart3688]

That anime is fire bro

[@nakija214]

fuck man this is so true and so fucked we got desperate GioGio

[@mozart4344]

Part 4: weird fucking crimes are unredeemable

[@raemonmedina7870]

We really are everywhere I see.

[@bethschmitz1602]

Justin is acting like a person wrapped up in a pyramid scheme desperately trying to sell a product 😂

[@nelsyp7084]

right

[@thatanimekid15]

As someone who went to school with a guy in a pyramid scheme, this is SPOT ON 😂

[@tabathaarria9558]

Lmaooo

[@omon1128]

Justin is a Karen. Confirmed.

[@teresahowick5197]

Omg 😂

[@salty_marshmall0w938]

actually, Kurtis if I meet you irl I expect you to treat me like this. hold me responsible for being the bad fan that i am

[@L4w1]

🥰🥰 same

[@soyburglar1878]

I’m much older than Beiber’s general fanbase. In fact, when ‘Baby’ was released in 2010, my daughter had just turned 5 and was one of the biggest Beliebers on the planet. So, it’s safe to say that I’m not even close to being a member of his target demographic. BUT, having been a musician of 30+ years, I do recognize actual talent when I see/hear it. And it’s safe to assert that Justin’s level of talent, especially as a young kid, is and always has been next-level. HOWEVER, I think what Justin has experience over the last few years is what I like to call “new puppy syndrome”. Because when people get a new puppy, they quickly fall head-over-heels in love with how cute, cuddly, bouncy, and clumsy it is - which, let’s be honest, is endearing af - but...about 9 mos to a year on, the “puppy” enters its awkward teenager phase. And I think we all remember those years for Justin. Now that he’s a fully-formed, fleshed-out (sorry, sounds weird, I know) grown ass man, a lot of people don’t know where to put him in their minds. Like, do they still perceive him as this uber-talented child prodigy whose hair practically has its own career..or can they shift their perspective to accept that he is this much more mature, sometimes sexually explicit, heavily-tattooed “bad boy” type who embraces weed culture and pisses in occasional mop buckets in random restaurant kitchens? Aaaaand who now looks and behaves vastly, vastly different than that adorably talented KZbin prodigy who was discovered by Usher?

[@pizza-skeleton]

He pisses in mop buckets?? Who does that

[@artemismother]

@@pizza-skeleton i dont like justin but pissing in shop buckets is pretty badass

[@jujumama]

I don't believe you can recognize talent as well as you think you can.

[@soyburglar1878]

Maybe. Maybe not. It’s all subjective anyway.

[@emimew]

@@riddhisingh5466 he went to jail MULTIPLE times?!

[@cjfer00]

i feel like he’s being held hostage and his kidnappers will only let him go if yummy makes #1 justin blink twice if you need help

[@somnumisdumb]

#pizz4gate #pedowood

[@beamers0995]

LMAOOO

[@lalakuma9]

And this so-called kidnapper is most probably his record label. It's not uncommon for record labels to hold artists hostage to shitty contracts.

[@deltaloraine]

You might not be wrong man...the music industry is a cutthroat place

[@solarprogeny6736]

I think it's pretty obvious his contractors told him he needs to get to #1 for whatever reason

[@brandonolsen579]

“Today we’re going to be talking about everybody’s favorite Canadian Boy,” but Kurtis, that’s you

[@MrZatyro]

Colin Mochrie

[@Ryan-vi5mz]

Zach Rollins damn you’ve got em there

[@neophantomm]

literally the first thing that came to mind-

[@AH-rg7ns]

haha i was your 1000th like. i felt very happy when it turned from 999 to 1K 😂

[@j1kuhan21]

#PizzaGate Plis talk about it

[@Stervelar]

11:00 This is one of the reasons why I find incredibly pointless to idolize (to that level) someone who doesn't know you exist and doesn't care. She'll never get back the time, effort and energy she's dedicating to this boy who couldn't care less about her. And I know he has too many fans, that sometimes can be quite a burden, but he could be a bit more empathetic, I guess.

[@jadef4963]

Thank you for this comment.

[@estelliqu7382]

11:35 justin is as responsive in that video call as my dad is when hes forced to talk to me on my birthday

[@cicingel3473]

Imagine You are taking a shower when suddenly you hear a noise. It's Justin Bieber he is in your ear, you tell him to get out but he is in there constantly asking 'Did you buy my song?'

[@parkertheemoskaterdude5522]

You pull out an UNO reverse card and ask "have you bought MY song? You're Katy Perry, and your life, is al little crazy

[@madeleine_exe102]

_imagine niall horan crawling inside your ear. you tell him to stop but he is in there_

[@leakenny1125]

Why did this make me think of the "actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf" song???

[@alyssabarber8222]

Thats terrifying lmao

[@charlestheducky5090]

@@madeleine_exe102 HAHA I THOUGHT OF THIS TOO

[@thecliffracer]

That little girl he was talking to...the way he was talking to her felt like he didn't even see her as another person...dude seems pretty detached from reality

[@saintt9044]

Cliff racer he’s been famous since he was very young and for a very long time. I can’t prove it, but I’m almost certain his amount of fame and fortune affects your development in some way. Usually negative, imo

[@osllq9355]

@@saintt9044 not to mention the heroin

[@captaintony1227]

He is just trash at this point ! I can handle him being a douche to the people that is his age and runs in his circles. But the fans don't deserve to be treated like that. He is going broke and its no ones fault but his own. Most famous people wait till 10 years pass and go on some reality TV show to make a quick buck. But he has no shame.

[@jananrashid3632]

I’m was your 1000th like

[@froogsleegs]

In the wealthy, powerful circles Justin Bieber moves around in, children are bought and sold for "entertainment"at parties and their fear hormones are used to make a life-extending miracle drug the rich and famous get addicted to called Adrenochrome. It gives you unnaturally long life, limitless energy and a youthful appearance- like a modern day vampire. The video is all about it, watch it again with this context and it takes on a much darker and crystal clear tone. Essentially it's what he had to do to take the next step in his career and he's getting the song everywhere because he's giving us all a very important message. They got Epstein so they'll get Bieber too if he talks, he does what he does best and makes garbage music with an over-produced video that has some barely cryptic meaning. Notice the colours, the ages of the people in the video and what they're doing, the stuff they're eating, how bashed up Justin Bieber's eyes look and how his face warps throughout the video. In the video the ONLY children in the room are PERFORMING on stage. Everyone else is a senselessly rich elitist gorging themselves on forbidden fruits. Right after Justin eats the small pink pudding the effects start. The more "food" they consume the brighter the colours get, the wilder the dancing gets, and the hallucinogenic effects increase. The second verse stands out from all the others because it's not repetitive. It goes like this: Standin' up, keep me on the rise Lost control of myself, I'm compromised You're incriminating, no disguise (No disguise) And you ain't never runnin' low on supplies When he says standing up, on the rise, he points and looks upwards as if to say "it's them, they're watching me". He says he lost control of himself, he's been forced to do something against his will and now morally he is compromised. Then he literally holds up a glass to us and says, WE'RE incriminating and there's no disguise. He's saying the video should be clear as day, the message is there and he's not trying to hide it. Finally he says you never run low on supplies whilst we see a shot of a guy picking idly at an overpiled plate of food. Essentially that means the child abuse is so rampant, the supply of Adrenochrome is abundant and freely available, it will never stop whilst people are using it. If you think it's crazy that they'd all take this drug, remember that lawyers and bankers subsist on a diet of cocaine but everyone turns a blind eye to it because it makes them productive and they get shit done. It's the same principle with Adrenochrome- everyone uses it because everyone wants to live longer, be more powerful. It drives the industry. Watch it again and tell me it's not about adrenochrome. He might as well have typed it on-screen. The dish at the end with a picture of young Justin on it represents the idea that as a young singer he could have been a victim of abuse himself, quite likely at his age. Now he's an adult he's being presented with dishes like young Justins and he isn't sure what that makes him. Notice his Snapchats and Instagram stories whenever he promotes Yummy, all he talks about is the song and often he'll put in emojis like a "help" speech bubble and a hard hat like something is going to fall from above. The whole situation is very weird and it looks to me like in order to preserve his status as a wealthy, famous person he had to participate in child abuse. Now he has his career back, but what's it really worth? He wants everyone to hear the song because he's telling the story of how abuse took his childhood when he became famous, now it's come full circle and he's up there with the Bohemian Grove types, taking part in it whether by choice or by force to avoid being dropped and vilified by high society. I am concerned that something will happen to him if he keeps making cryptic clues like this, they got Epstein. They'll get Bieber too.

[@Alexandra_Wolf]

JB has arrested development. He will never grow past the age of 16-18. He will always be a manipulative, selfish, spoiled brat. And I have never said that about a Canadian. I love Canadians.

[@astrissterne]

This comment is 2 years old, but I just want to register that this is how I found out about the expression and the pun play of the show arrested development. love u

[@Alexandra_Wolf]

@@astrissterne aww. That's so sweet. Yeah my mom has it and it really helped me understand her alot and why she reacts the way she Severe trauma often causes people to have arrested development at that age or when someone has success at that age because their world no longer requires them to evolve

[@nicoler.9656]

the way that kurtis predicted taylor swift releasing sequels to her old songs and hitting #1 almost 2 years ago

[@lisasimpson5304]

absolutely

[@dizzymisslizzy4569]

I can’t believe he’s only 25. I feel like I’ve been hearing about him my entire life. It feels like he’s 35 or something

[@koldskalbanden7991]

Yeah he feels like this immortal being that just pops up every few years for eternity

[@iloveyou-pm4tj]

@@koldskalbanden7991 I think because he has been around since he was 12 years old. That's 13 years of stardom. Most artist don't say relevant for that long.

[@rust44]

Also I can’t believe he has young fans or that he’s still relevant.

[@cookieintheinternet]

He looks older too

[@alteringattitude7445]

Wait what I thought he was in his 30's

[@finnw.6854]

Most People: Pedophile That random girl on twitter: PDF file

[@jadesanford2857]

dude good joke nice one

[@tobester_]

pizza

[@Vitx0o]

my dumbass legit thought of homework when that pdf slang came up

[@AZRARICCIARDO]

@@Vitx0o **cries in online lessons**

[@jagger5392]

why is this so funny help

[@RustOnWheels]

14:06 Making it stinky!

[@yourmother6233]

Fishy 🐠 fishy 🐟 fish 🐡!

[@anaismaiii]

My boyfriend and I just broke up (ik I look ten in my pfp but I’m 18) and I came straight to your videos cuz they always make me feel a little better :) thank you Kurtis 💛

[@DamnItMantis]

Aw, I'm so sorry. I was broken up with recently as well and Kurtis helped me too

[@skeletoncakes0806]

I thought the title was “Justin Bieber’s bizarre depression”

[@mooniethemew]

i deadass had to go check again. i was about to reply “it is” but uh

[@JA-pm5yl]

@@mooniethemew omg same

[@alexjames4704]

i was fr like where'd kurtis get his info from then i looked back and was like oooooh

[@KeganLeavess]

Wait, I wasn't the only one who read that? I guess he will be depressed when his song doesn't hit #1

[@smile_m4697]

Omg same! 😭😂😂

[@evesoup2103]

Justin bieber makes a sequel of baby named “dinner”

[@amandaf7214]

Eve Speredelozzi omg whhhhhh 😆 😂

[@abbieanderson4938]

i will make that a reality

[@kaylaosborne4532]

Lmaoooo

[@bananatime649]

Isn’t baby already dinner?

[@TakiMomoify]

Abbie Anderson 😧

[@himynameis..5857]

18:38 why do you have this memorized 😭😭

[@slartybartfast]

I don't even listen to Harry Styles but Kurtis has just made me respect him as a person so much more

[@asmr_wolf]

Why did I read the title as "Justin Bieber's Bizarre Depression"

[@sohaila7018]

Omg me too!! I thought it was depression until I saw your comment and checked it again 😂

[@rowamohamed7257]

Same

[@threebeanzinatux2596]

Me tooook

[@milly5568]

Me too!

[@mario-mm3tv]

me too hehe

[@user-qr8jf8pk8b]

“Yucky” by Kurtis Conner would probably be more of a hit than Yummy ever could

[@AlexisBuhler]

ellie loves u FACTS BRO LOL

[@nicolinasmith8986]

And Danny Gonzalez yummy

[@Fortytwotrillion]

ellie loves u sorry it’s numba two on the charts

[@zainabb.2792]

ellie loves u PLEASE KURTIS MAKE THIS HAPPEN

[@myajanette]

ellie loves u *gets #1 on the charts*

[@leggyaleg4837]

Dude people nowadays.. i love older artists, they're always so much more down to earth than celebs nowadays, like even when david bowie got super famous he still took time to stop and talk with his fans, ask them how they were, and even give them gifts cuz they were the people that made him famous. Polar opposites.

[@delena4evertvd267]

honestly i don’t care when artists clearly want a number one (of course they do… who wouldn’t want their song to be the number one song in the us?) as long as they’re honest about it. like Kurtis said if it’s more of a “hey! i’m really proud of this song and it means a lot to me and it’s close to being number one, it would mean a lot to me if y’all could stream it extra to try to get it there!” it’d be fine. cause that’s so understandable and it feels like it’s coming from more of a “proud of and excited about my work” place than a “i wanna be number one cause i’m the best and i want bragging rights” place.

[@AmmarAlameh]

Exactly! There’s nothing wrong with wanting your work to be popular because you think it’s great and you’ve put effort into it. It only passes as wrong when you only want it to be popular so that you can be popular.

[@mlxluvs]

kurtis hyping up harry styles and calling him perfect is literally a mood

[@mariamkhaled2649]

harry styles is the man 😌

[@abstentious12]

i frequently come back to this video just to watch him hype up Harry

[@mlxluvs]

Elina Amfer me too

[@lily_1410]

gonna be honest the main reason I liked this video is because of that lmao

[@imakiwiandiknowit1194]

Lily Jones same yes

[@s.woldai2517]

petition for kurtis to meet the love of his life, Harry Styles

[@enidmasai9384]

Omggggg I'd love that bromance tbh 😂😂

[@elliehatesyou7393]

His long lost soulmate.

[@juliabirs8660]

Wait. Kurtis and harry are 2 diff ppl? I thought.... damn.

[@absolutesarcasm3485]

I'd soon that petition

[@absolutesarcasm3485]

Sign*

[@mayanovak2497]

Pov: you’re looking at most recent comments

[@ACEATTORNEYANDMHABRAINROT]

Omg how did you know

[@MeMarcusTheCreator]

The funny thing is that this year (2021) peaches and stay didn’t have as much promotion, and they were much more successful!

[@BastianWells]

It sounds like he’s going to get murdered if he doesn’t get his song to #1.

[@carolinadevasconcellos2910]

He is going to fire many people

[@liltrash2648]

Carolina De Vasconcellos that’s the saddest thing about it, many people depend on the fucking song being a hit for the longest time possible. That says a lot about the preassure and expectations that music industry puts in one single artist. (Sorry about my crappy English)

[@karondukez3550]

The whole promotion makes me think hes going broke.

[@emmastar020]

María José Martínez bro that’s scary

[@slug05]

María José Martínez that's deep

[@aadviiika]

JUSTIN: "DID YOU BUY MY SONG?" -"s-sir this is a McDonald's."

[@tsukikagepanda4825]

*lol*

[@miachiem]

*lol*

[@janessa.5623]

lol

[@eu-fh1el]

lol

[@kelsey_3325]

Lol

[@1marilynable]

Let's be honest! Justin is obviously talented, but he was a era and was overly hyped as a kid. He was given everything he wanted at a young age and he honestly thought he was the most talented music artist of the time. So when he grew up and everyone lost interest and his music didn't sell he threw a tantrum. It's obvious that people don't look at him as this "little boy wonder" anymore. I remember he got famous at the same time Lady Gaga did and I remember his fans attacking her all the time because she would win most of the awards he was also nominated for. He even bashed her on a talk show once by dissing her performance when it was actually a super iconic performance. So he has a history being a sore loser. Of course looking in retrospective all these years later, It doesn't matter now because Gaga has become the queen of the damn world now and has had the bigger success. The woman is unstoppable. Bieber take notes.

[@jujumama]

No, he is not and never was obviously talented. Or inconspicuously

[@gudinesangelicau]

ohhhh thats one...way to put it into perspective 🤔

[@S_xBobOmb]

This has aged well seeing Taylor is now like the undisputed Queen of Pop rn, she's like the Michael Jackson of our generation, the 1st singer to ever become a billionare from her music alone, society

[@ayboi7658]

"Just Bieber's Bizarre Desperation" sounds like a weird JoJo's Bizarre Adventure spinoff

[@mammoneymelon]

part 10 will be ab justin bieber

[@ceristalagemma674]

"Justin Bieber's Bizzare Desperation" sounds like a horrifying video game.

[@lucak707]

Sounds like a jojo parody

[@bloveed]

@@lucak707 finally i was waiting for a comment like this

[@zevuu_]

Justin bieber's bizzare adventure

[@nagihoe8973]

Ah yes my favorite anime, Justin’s Bizarre Desperation

[@lemons1086]

A better game than the Yummy game...

[@anikachaturvedii]

When your song is so bad you know the only way people will listen to it is if they are dead asleep, and maybe not even then.

[@sunflowergurl1549]

Gotta mute it son

[@kzm9741]

He’s Long expired. Tryna make himself relevant

[@nancycandido8323]

Look up the meaning behind it and you won’t think the same

[@kzm9741]

mel chang He can manipulate the meaning to suit his own fancies and I couldn’t care less. Belieber fan no more.

[@pau4843]

@@kzm9741 Facts lmao

[@marta3215]

I'm watching this at 2:30 am after coming home from a Harry Styles' show because I was overwhelmed and wanted to relax, and that Harry Styles' mention made me really happy and nervous at the same time

[@AliluluMillion]

You've heard of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure now get ready for Justin Bieber's Bizarre Desperation.

[@san_pm.]

BRO NAWWWW 💀💀💀

[@alunarbunnie]

when Danny’s parody is way better and catchier than Justin’s song

[@santootie6891]

When you have been listening to Danny's song with a vnp, on repeat, on low volume, while you sleep.

[@ThatOneGuy7550]

King shit

[@DrX-dh6th]

Lunar Gravity imma eat your fuckin shirt

[@katalinkormendy9764]

I love that you commented this under Kurtis's video 😂

[@savannahb123456789]

Naomi Santana you’re killing it as a fan.

[@abigailholmes8829]

“Listen even when you sleep” sounds like he’s trying to put some kind of secret message in your head lmaoo

[@mai-ph9yo]

idk how much i believe it, but some people in the comments of that video were saying that he was trying to point out the pedophilia of the music industry, because he showed a pic of him when he was a kid with yummy written on it with a plate. it might also explain the baby pics. idk do with that what you will.

[@juliesmith1334]

Yeah that's some Brave New World type shit right there

[@larkynria2223]

Everyone's gonna get hypnotized or brain washed😂😂😂 too late!

[@jaxstermue9918]

Titanic rising I’ll try some day if the biebs leaves any

[@assiavladimirovna8905]

Subliminal messages

[@XlondinX]

As a Harry styles Stan..kurtis is now my 2nd favorite person

[@aidanluhmann3028]

18:20 lmao Taylor Swift low key did this

[@anes_jade2x7p73]

Taylor RE-RECORD HER ALBUMS so she could own her albums that Justin's manager owns, she doesn't release a second version of a same album also if did it it tots OK he wasn't making fun of it and it not something you are supposed to get shamed for

[@aidanluhmann3028]

@@anes_jade2x7p73 yeah IK it’s sick she did that don’t get me wrong just thought it was funny def not the same as justin

[@natashabruz1001]

“Everyone’s favourite Canadian boy” Me: Kurtis Conner “Justin Bieber” Me: Oh

[@leyt.6182]

That's exactly what I thought! Hahaha!

[@SolsticePeltier]

Nathan Fielder. He DID graduate from one of Canada’s top business schools with really good grades after all

[@evie5319]

For a second I thought he was talking about Cody Ko...

[@deereye87]

Fun fact: Kurtis is actually the *only* Canadian boi. Not a lot of people know that.

[@hollylane3152]

Wait what... OH SHIT that’s not what it’s called!??

[@xx-mr2bb]

The fact that Justin Bieber literally asked his fans to play his song on repeat while they sleep & buy his song multiple times on Itunes is actually disgusting. No respect for him

[@sweeto57]

babygxx it’s so inauthentic!!

[@bauble2618]

It's probably not him and more of a marketing team type thing

[@user-br1ir8vz1n]

the streaming era of music has really brought out who the most organic artists really are. bundles are already questionable enough as it is, but justin is doing TOO much. on the other hand you have people like bts who just got #1 in 93 countries this morning without any promo. as the months are going by, it’s becoming more obvious who is being snakey and who’s actually in it for the music.

[@xx-mr2bb]

apple juice he has every right to refuse to do that though, but he decided to go ahead and still do it so it reflects 100% on him

[@rust44]

Wait ItuuNeS still exists?

[@rosebon9875]

13:08 I was absolutely CRYING laughing at his impression LMFAO

[@patriciaribau6796]

where can i find the episode of the impression?

[@rosebon9875]

@@patriciaribau6796 huh? What episode is u talking about 💀

[@JacksContent]

​@@rosebon9875think its a bot

[@CodyIsntdead-uw2ud]

I just ate a maple syrup, mustard, and Turkey breast sandwich. I'm scared that it didn't taste that bad

[@GrowingPothos]

To be honest, this just confirms what Selena said about him emotionally abusing her. Saying things like "i'm doing everything i can on my end" and "you're doing great as a fan" then placing responsibility for his success on his fans and setting a punishment (not being a good fan/him being dissapointed or angry) for not buying his shitty ass music is manipulative as fuck.

[@PS-qn4oz]

He's exposing Pizza gate, that's why he wants the world's help. Everyone is going to realize this eventually, unless they are super dense and totally controlled by TV propaganda.

[@GrowingPothos]

@@PS-qn4oz What could be achieved with subliminal messages when trying to expose pedophiles? It's not evidence, or testimony, it doesn't help any type of investigation. And don't say visibility because in any case (real or not) everybody knows about pizzagate, i'm not american and i fucking know about it. There's no need to "spread the word". So please, entertain me, why would he do this? What's the point?

[@retaj6840]

Pothos PREACH QUEEN 👑 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[@onthewattle]

P S you are an idiot.

[@thesleepydot]

Pothos God... Justin fucking sucks

[@ktothebeesknees]

I'm sorry but justin's moustache is making me feel really uncomfortable and i dont understand

[@enneirda]

ktothebeesknees no same oh my gosh

[@beril0]

Me too 🤢

[@cami2891]

@@eauvive3101 lmao I was abt to comment that

[@am-zj4mq]

ktothebeesknees WHEN I SAW HIS LONG HAIR AND MOUSTACHE AND BEANIE I WAS JUST SO UNCOMFORTABLE

[@ahnyaevans4507]

Because it's _sleazy_

[@twilight5351]

" If you compare anyone to Harry Styles, the other person is gonna look like absolute dog shit" . The truth has finally been spoken.

[@stupidmango4036]

Markiplier

[@sashaburina-ling6673]

it’s the way you use drew’s random sounds as your effects i love it

[@RR-qn7cj]

Justin Bieber is acting like deranged Stan of himself.

[@RR-qn7cj]

@BIANCA MARGARITA Insigne Like this comment as much as possible. Make another fake Google accounts to like my comment multiple times. Share this video with screenshot of my comment so that people can like my comment. Do not...I say do not sleep at night. Just keep liking my comment and force others to like it too.

[@nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734]

@@RR-qn7cj you're making me shitting my pants 😂😂😂😂

[@nancycandido8323]

Look up the meaning of the son

[@justcare.9390]

@@RR-qn7cj I've done everything you said and I think I've been crushing it as a fan, absolutely crushing it, doing everybody on the world so proud!

[@nathancomalander4417]

Well this is why no single person needs to be that famous, sure household name famous is fine... but when you get to the "idolized" level of fame, im sure it weighs heavy on one's psyche. Especially having been in the spotlight since early teens. Now I'm not saying he has any mental health issues.. or not.. just bringing up a point. Once you go from rapping to an actual "spiritual lyrical miracle" drawing comparisons to Jesus Christ and yourself... you develop a godlike complex like swooptady woop west. No matter who you are something has to for the most part keep us grounded.

[@Frenchaboo]

This is just Justin's coming out as a cannibal.

[@citlalligomez1209]

He's referencing pizza gate

[@scottmikkelson3168]

Yeah him and his disgusting family all have the yummy yums and we don’t because we’re not cool enough to eat babies, I suppose. I wish I could be just like justin and please Moloch in the name of wealth and influence. Guess he didn’t sacrifice enough innocent lives to get to #1. Better luck next time, Justin.

[@shramo]

Holy shit. that video call with the fan. "JUSTIN. Oh mah gawd." * sobbing * hyperventilating. Can't even fucking talk "Do you have your computer with you?" Dude is a southpark character

[@Xxslay-GowrlxX]

Ngl the only reason I subbed to you was bc of the extra greeting, but I learned that you actually make really good videos

[@serendipity6941]

justin singing about other girls: cause if you feel you’re sinking i will jump right over into cold cold water for you justin singing about his wife who he plans to spend eternity with: *mmm you got that yummy yummy yummy yummy*

[@rajviparekh]

Just checked and Cold Water was partly written by Ed Sheeran. No wonder lol

[@serendipity6941]

Rajvi Parekh this makes so much sense bc i was genuinely confused

[@faeriedust1219]

lmao

[@mayanaashley-carner9918]

Sweet Nature imagine not knowing abt pizzagate

[@midgeon_3673]

Mayana regardless of whether or not that was the intended message, the song could’ve been written (or coded, if that’s your position) more artistically and it would’ve made much greater impact. The lyrics are really putting people off, not to mention the way he’s marketing the thing is like icing a cake with dog shit

[@savannahmackie7799]

the funniest part of this is if he just made a song that didn’t suck, it probably would have went to number one without him even trying

[@princiedv]

But oh no, Roddy Ricch is making a good debut album, so Justin Bieber is basically irrelevant at number fucking 2 with a trash ass song Like just be happy with #2 dawg

[@imzabatch]

For real. Because he's super popular already AND it's a comeback; people have been waiting. He would have done find if he actually tried.

[@solarwings1132]

@@supernova9563 She said "if".

[@rileypienkowski3404]

Well I mean duh. That’s the whole point

[@miamerces4913]

Savannah Mackie exactly

[@Emma-wb7ig]

Dude, I feel so bad for that girl. I cannot imagine finally talking to Kurtis Conner and he only talks about KurtisTown Merch

[@pinkraspberriez7025]

19:34 this background reminds me of twisted pair and Neil breen- just me?-

[@IAMGOJI]

Bc it is

[@Carina._.]

The only "yummy" I'll be listening to is by Danny Gonzalez

[@sageissleeping5165]

cal but if that was true, why profit from it? Why not just expose it?

[@lovinagrant1073]

Ok but will u buy it on itunes and play when ure sleeping👀

[@royalblanket]

@@cal293 stop copy and pasting the conspiracy shit

[@Percy.404]

I'm not gonna lie Danny's was better than the original

[@llybophibjartskulr3799]

@@Percy.404 agreed!

[@Lobsterinferno]

Hey Kurtis, I live in Aus and went to books for your brisbane tour…unfortunately they’re all sold out :( I wish you the best on your adventure here and bless you and your misses ❤

[@kawaiigirl3141]

ah yes my fave manga, Justin Bieber’s Bizarre Desperation

[@snowpawzvideos]

Lowkey if Justin did a “10 Years Later” cover of all his hit songs from when he was younger, it would probably go viral.

[@brrittny63]

олен he needs to fire his team and hire you

[@danni9704]

Don’t give him any ideas

[@mn-mf8vk]

• Rosa 'Sunsprite' • but it’s a good idea thoughhh

[@BIEBERownMe]

True.. my inner belieber will surely come out 🤣

[@Halkpelt]

Dude I would buy that in a heartbeat

[@laiqa1559]

This guy called Justin copied Danny’s song called yummy how rude

[@mackback319]

@mcsm. audios he

[@cuppaint]

mackback319 i mean six people wrote the song so they’re not really wrong

[@hannahjohnson7777]

Riiight? The audacity. 💅🏽

[@lyndaba865]

@@mackback319 bold of you to assume Justin's gender 🙄

[@yashshush]

How dare hiim?

[@izitris7]

5:04 ice cream sundae... more like ice cream sunBAE hahah funny joke plz lauf also this song is what justin beavers do when they eat wood bark

[@dpcrawdad_3]

Yes that is exactly what I was thinking...

[@BeakerInShortShorts]

You were unironically tearful at the first fan’s reaction 😘👏🏼💖

[@annnamaee_]

Plot twist: This is Justin and Hailey's pregnancy reveal for their baby, Yummy Yummy Baldwin Bieber

[@anyalaASMR]

Emma Bunch-Benson you do know that’s how babies are made right

[@mai-ph9yo]

idk how much i believe it, but some people in the comments of that video were saying that he was trying to point out the pedophilia of the music industry, because he showed a pic of him when he was a kid with yummy written on it with a plate. it might also explain the baby pics. idk do with that what you will.

[@baddieMario77]

Anna Blackmore ngl i actually had that theory

[@emberrose3986]

Duhlayna Yeah, but at a baby shower you wouldn’t go into full on details about the sexual experience? Ya know

[@kokolatte825]

@@mai-ph9yo interesting...🤔

[@jennypointner7689]

Justin's wife: "I want a divorce. I can't continue like this." Justin: "DO YOU HAVE YOUR LAPTOP??? HAVE YOU BOUGHT YUMMY ON ITUNES?? REFRESH DONT REPLAY!!!"

[@k-i-l]

Lmaoooo

[@cinthiamartinez1027]

@Saniya Divekar LMFAOOOO

[@nottoday7204]

Y’all so dumb omg I’m getting a headache. He gives y’all hints to the “pizzagate” theory and the pedophiles in this industry. Look up at his music video. At the beginning how kids playing instruments for the evil adults, or his satanic hand moves or that at the least scene he was only with two guys who looked exactly like his ex-managers who are accused for pedophilie etc

[@bonniejunk]

@@nottoday7204 Woah bro, you're such an intellectual! You tower over the rest of us, who fail to see this shallow song as the whistle-blowing scandal breaker it completely is. Lemme just copy-paste a reply from a different section: " _Well, continue to have a headache because that "theory" isn't true and nobody believes it. Also, Justin has been promoting the song way more than the music video anyway, since downloading and streaming the song is what will get him to #1, which is what him and his label really want. Everyone knew about pedophiles in Hollywood long before Justin's bizarre marketing of this song._ "

[@fantom8752]

doN’T MUTE !

[@PigeonRatatouille]

7:24 Justin...look at me... did you... *EAT* ... a baby??

[@ACEATTORNEYANDMHABRAINROT]

Sam 'o nella reference?

[@watermelon9191]

Danny's video is amazing! I mean drew just out did himself! I love your video Kody Ko!

[@grettahucht5617]

"If you're happy doing what you're doing then nobody can tell you you're not successful." -Harry Styles What a treasure.

[@adora1308]

Grett Hucht what a FOOCKING angel 🥺

[@graceannabelle3227]

I love him sooooo much I'm such a stan there are no words 🥺

[@Bigflirtashley2426]

We stan

[@astrumandroda9970]

Grett Hucht and that's how you know someone's making music because they genuinely love it.

[@liat4116]

MAN IS A GOD I STAN 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@timatoma8076]

It’s always JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, never Justin Bieber’s Bizarre Desperation 😔

[@sofiaoronaa]

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT OF😔🖐

[@YeetZmeN]

I was thinkin of JoJo. Actually just finished part 2 with my dad earlier this night. Gonna start Part 3 tomorrow.

[@zoe.zimbabwe]

Bruh the title made me think of JoJo too lmao

[@layla_hi6892]

@@zoe.zimbabwe ah yes, my people

[@xRivxll]

layla_hi yes.

[@idontknow21889]

"wow thats alot kurtis" -me at 6:06

[@wiggletonthewise2141]

14:14 the fact that kurtis owns a pink fuzzy top hat makes me smile

[@mickeyedwards6244]

I couldn’t even watch the clip of Bieber telling that girl to buy his song I had to skip that made me sick- yikes

[@nathalieoz4596]

i thought i was the only one lol

[@PlasticDoll.]

I cringed so hard, I can't believe he became like that :/

[@crazyowlgirlcncowner]

Me too! I felt so bad for her. She seemed so sweet and excited to meet him and he was just being so mean. 😭😭😭

[@929er13]

for real. I'm glad i stopped being a fan of his once his true colors started to show in late 2012. now seeing this just proves how deluded fans become thinking these artists care about them at all. not that they have to though bc they're literally artists and they're here to make music not be people's emotional support, but the thing is he does leech off the artists having bonds with their audience thing, so the least he could do is pretend to care about them when interacting.

[@sorryifoldcomment8596]

I skip it every time.