Justin Bieber's Bizarre Desperation

[@thecliffracer]

That little girl he was talking to...the way he was talking to her felt like he didn't even see her as another person...dude seems pretty detached from reality

[@saintt9044]

Cliff racer he’s been famous since he was very young and for a very long time. I can’t prove it, but I’m almost certain his amount of fame and fortune affects your development in some way. Usually negative, imo

[@osllq9355]

@@saintt9044 not to mention the heroin

[@captaintony1227]

He is just trash at this point ! I can handle him being a douche to the people that is his age and runs in his circles. But the fans don't deserve to be treated like that. He is going broke and its no ones fault but his own. Most famous people wait till 10 years pass and go on some reality TV show to make a quick buck. But he has no shame.

[@jananrashid3632]

I’m was your 1000th like

[@hannah3970]

janan rashid that must’ve been satisfyinggg

[@cicingel3473]

Imagine You are taking a shower when suddenly you hear a noise. It's Justin Bieber he is in your ear, you tell him to get out but he is in there constantly asking 'Did you buy my song?'

[@parkertheemoskaterdude5522]

You pull out an UNO reverse card and ask "have you bought MY song? You're Katy Perry, and your life, is al little crazy

[@madeleine_exe102]

_imagine niall horan crawling inside your ear. you tell him to stop but he is in there_

[@leakenny1125]

Why did this make me think of the "actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf" song???

[@alyssabarber8222]

Thats terrifying lmao

[@charlestheducky5090]

@@madeleine_exe102 HAHA I THOUGHT OF THIS TOO

[@pottehs8578]

he sounds like a phone scammer. 'are you on your computer?" do you have your computer with you'

[@veghead05]

Lmao 😂

[@KS-qh1it]

Pottehs i thought that was a joke? Like a hypothetical joke the first time i saw this comment? Then halfway through the video i saw it was REAL...whewwww chileeee the fuck dude

[@GagaBoy1346]

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@planetz8559]

"buy yummy and the virus will be removed"

[@kr1ssee]

HAHAAH DADSDASD

[@gianalugo9746]

Justin has the energy of a teacher who found out the entire class failed a test and still blames the students.

[@Random-sk6hm]

This is unbelievable accurate

[@novemberblake9505]

He’s the main teacher after the substitute complained about how badly the class behaved with them

[@mercurbee]

@@Modernwriter_2bro same

[@Macephtopheles]

@@Modernwriter_2 Sorta topical, but in high school my chemistry teacher's name was Dr. Dick. Sounds like a porno supervillain.

[@Froggeh92]

Physical chemstry! Class average was 30 and he called us. A group of over achievers, dummies. Lmao

[@samanthablack4603]

he's such a jerk. that girl was so excited to see him and he just didn't care and was like "yeah whatever just buy my song ok"

[@jizzywizzy3610]

DUDE HES TALKING ABOUT PIZZA GATE

[@micahrv4405]

@@jizzywizzy3610 I don’t...think so? How would that make sense?

[@1738-o5r]

@@micahrv4405 This is probably mad irrelevant, but I’m pretty sure they said that because in his music video on a plate he put a picture of himself of when he was a child sort of indicating that he was the “meal” and in the video they’re wealthy or adult celebrities eating. That’s what I believe that he meant by posting pictures of babies with the #yummy.

[@heyosj9705]

He is probably very tired out from his mental health and trauma. All this video proved was that yummy was confirming that pizzagate is true and you can see more analysis about pizzagate and his mv but yt tries to hide them. It's very important please go watch Out of Shadows and understand why Justin is actually acting this way!

[@malloryg4251]

@@heyosj9705 Bro, if he was truly abused, then he would have come out and said something! He's a grown man at this point, and he's got so much money and power, that he can do whatever he wants. Nobody is keeping him silent, there's just nothing to tell! I have gone down the rabbit hole and found NOTHING that would prove that Pizzagate is real or that Justin's shitty video would suggest that he's trying to tell a story about his abusive past. And I mean, get real!! Of all ways to expose what supposedly happened to him, he decides to write a song called "Yummy"!!!! It just doesn't add up. Stop trying to make something out of nothing. Even if he WAS abused at some point, that still doesn't give him the right to act like a selfish prick and treat his fans like garbage. There is no justifying his behavior, he's just an asshole who wrote a garbage song about his wife's hoo-ha.

[@user-pu4tm8dw4g]

Kurtis: today we’re gonna talk about everybody’s favorite Canadian boy Finally he’s gonna talk about Kurtis Connor

[@socialmonster4318]

mark lee

[@esk3506]

Shawn Mendes

[@mauramargaretharahmidin2265]

drake

[@lolaluzi6640]

Ryan Reynolds or Deadpool

[@Nadia-uc1tb]

Cody Ko

[@brandonolsen579]

“Today we’re going to be talking about everybody’s favorite Canadian Boy,” but Kurtis, that’s you

[@MrZatyro]

Colin Mochrie

[@Ryan-vi5mz]

Zach Rollins damn you’ve got em there

[@neophantomm]

literally the first thing that came to mind-

[@AH-rg7ns]

haha i was your 1000th like. i felt very happy when it turned from 999 to 1K 😂

[@j1kuhan21]

#PizzaGate Plis talk about it

[@jujumama]

"It was not yummy, it was yucky" loved that line.

[@RomanticRose111]

I read this the same time he said it 🤣😭

[@lemin0u]

@@RomanticRose111 me too

[@user-qr8jf8pk8b]

“Yucky” by Kurtis Conner would probably be more of a hit than Yummy ever could

[@AlexisBuhler]

ellie loves u FACTS BRO LOL

[@nicolinasmith8986]

And Danny Gonzalez yummy

[@Fortytwotrillion]

ellie loves u sorry it’s numba two on the charts

[@zainabb.2792]

ellie loves u PLEASE KURTIS MAKE THIS HAPPEN

[@myajanette]

ellie loves u *gets #1 on the charts*

[@taylaios]

ew the way he’s manipulating his young fans is so disgusting...

[@Erika-ex8so]

do you know what this song is about?

[@cWjkL8ysxOkrH66]

@@Erika-ex8so stfu it's not about paedophiles Karen

[@haydenchristensen9278]

it’s not disgusting in the slightest it’s lame yeah but y’all blow everything out of proportion lol

[@Myllovve]

@@haydenchristensen9278 Sidenote it is very disgusting because he knows the power he has and he sits there and keeps on asking them the same question “did you stream my music”. It’s textbook manipulation when you know the power you hold, so yes it’s disgusting. He’s also making people feel bad for not streaming his music which is weird. It may not be a big deal to you but that does not mean it’s not disgusting/weird.

[@cjfer00]

i feel like he’s being held hostage and his kidnappers will only let him go if yummy makes #1 justin blink twice if you need help

[@somnumisdumb]

#pizz4gate #pedowood

[@beamers0995]

LMAOOO

[@lalakuma9]

And this so-called kidnapper is most probably his record label. It's not uncommon for record labels to hold artists hostage to shitty contracts.

[@deltaloraine]

You might not be wrong man...the music industry is a cutthroat place

[@solarprogeny6736]

I think it's pretty obvious his contractors told him he needs to get to #1 for whatever reason

[@noface3641]

seeing him posting pictures of babies with the caption "Yummy" and wondering which meaning it contains is literally the embodiment of "pick your poison". there isn't a good option...

[@windsorholman]

cannibal or pedophile 🤨🤨

[@xXAcidBathXx]

😬😬😬

[@JordanEndTimeServantOfYah144]

Pedophilia

[@fart63]

I was assuming he was doing it since babies are pretty universally loved?? And he wanted people to associate them with the song to like it more?? Idk still weird

[@ecksdee9768]

@@fart63 yeah, i doubt (or hope not) that justin is a full blown pedophile, just that he marketed his song terribly. although after everything else he did in the yummypocalypse, i wouldn't be too surprised

[@iheartvikings2012]

he literally didn't even say the bare minimum to that girl on live who bought his shit song, ANY positive interaction like "hi how are you, thanks so much for supporting me, did you like the single?", just "did you buy it. did you purchase it tho." :( that poor fan

[@stevenlomon]

I can't even watch it, it's absolutely disgusting

[@skyblue4174]

How embarrassing for him

[@bigtoblerone8446]

Wow i always knew he was terrible.

[@mhm6502]

Exactly, Its disgusting.

[@Abby-vl5lj]

That is why Harry Styles rules.

[@virginia.malone]

More like "Desperate-cito" ft. Justin Bieber

[@Allenluvable]

Solid pun. Approved.

[@alexisobsessedwithanime8503]

What if someone made an actual song called that and made a parodyyy. 🤔😯

[@TheJd2194]

I hope this comment gets pinned and Kurtis makes it a reality.

[@crackedemerald4930]

More like bore Ragnarok

[@katrowland8828]

Virginia Malone 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@GrowingPothos]

To be honest, this just confirms what Selena said about him emotionally abusing her. Saying things like "i'm doing everything i can on my end" and "you're doing great as a fan" then placing responsibility for his success on his fans and setting a punishment (not being a good fan/him being dissapointed or angry) for not buying his shitty ass music is manipulative as fuck.

[@PS-qn4oz]

He's exposing Pizza gate, that's why he wants the world's help. Everyone is going to realize this eventually, unless they are super dense and totally controlled by TV propaganda.

[@GrowingPothos]

@@PS-qn4oz What could be achieved with subliminal messages when trying to expose pedophiles? It's not evidence, or testimony, it doesn't help any type of investigation. And don't say visibility because in any case (real or not) everybody knows about pizzagate, i'm not american and i fucking know about it. There's no need to "spread the word". So please, entertain me, why would he do this? What's the point?

[@retaj6840]

Pothos PREACH QUEEN 👑 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[@onthewattle]

P S you are an idiot.

[@thesleepydot]

Pothos God... Justin fucking sucks

[@Fionacle]

As someone who always hated Justin Bieber and in elementary that was my “not like other girls” trait, this is wonderful

[@TisPopRock]

Haha same

[@iexist6677]

I just actually hated his guts and music from the start💀

[@emmah1750]

nah cause at the time I had no reason to dislike him I just did and it turned out to work in my favor..

[@waffles658]

No same I always found him so fking cringy and I still do

[@Leavemealoneheh]

Same I always thought he was cringe and I knew his songs were shitty

[@missjo5ie]

Kurtis managed to call out Justin Bieber for being awful and cringe, yet somehow was able to be very nice about it throughout the entire video. Kurtis is peak Canadian.

[@Charlotte-og2hf]

And Justin is a trough of a Canadian

[@LadyofTheSummer]

@@nottoday7204 Well, continue to have a headache because that "theory" isn't true and nobody believes it. Also, Justin has been promoting the song way more than the music video anyway, since downloading and streaming the song is what will get him to #1, which is what him and his label really want. Everyone knew about pedophiles in Hollywood long before Justin's bizarre marketing of this song.

[@heidikay]

Not Today nah, it’s called make a useless catchy pop song and adding “hidden” meaning in it for views and money, of course they wanted people to believe that shit

[@piperbennett2776]

as a canadian person i can say we accept him as our own

[@Elkyrie2]

Except when he literally said "fuck you Justin" (but it's ok because he was being a manipulative sleaze lmao)

[@talianicole]

Honestly the live he did with that girl broke my heart. She was so excited to be talking to her idol and all he wanted was a few more streams. That’s disgusting.

[@jessswan2514]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ooSTlWx5jp2DmJY

[@yvsdaddy6662]

Fr

[@naan000]

@Kaitlin Delguercio for real??

[@hellop8822]

@Kaitlin Delguercio damn

[@thekaticorn99]

kurtis could've written yummy but justin could never write indoor boyfriend

[@Everettalla]

Dude I’m starting to wonder if the gang did a collab on yummy and sold it to Justin and Justin is actually a huge Kurtis Connor fan.

[@MsPandaV]

That is so true

[@jasonspek404]

point. blank. period. 👏

[@namename2679]

Or the bisexual athem Blood Related

[@johanna2278]

what a real banger that was ....😔😔✋

[@LilJakalope]

I’m addicted. At first I was like who is this dude in the funky stash. Now I’m deep in the kurtistown rabbit hole and loving every moment.

[@Carina._.]

The only "yummy" I'll be listening to is by Danny Gonzalez

[@sageissleeping5165]

cal but if that was true, why profit from it? Why not just expose it?

[@lovinagrant1073]

Ok but will u buy it on itunes and play when ure sleeping👀

[@royalblanket]

@@cal293 stop copy and pasting the conspiracy shit

[@Emily.Russell]

I'm not gonna lie Danny's was better than the original

[@llybophibjartskulr3799]

@@Emily.Russell agreed!

[@AnonYmous-fz2ix]

Fan: **confesses love to Justin** Justin Bieber: but did you like, buy yummy yet?

[@leratomorapela3075]

bruh, I hope he doesn't treat his wife the same way he treats his fans😔💔

[@jaquie7916]

Lerato Morapela babe did you buy my new album yet?? Babe??

[@leratomorapela3075]

@@jaquie7916 Yes I promise I did! I even listened to it in my sleep

[@enidmasai9384]

@@archishasrivastava689 please don't busy out the Larry stans please 😂

[@enidmasai9384]

@@archishasrivastava689 I'm sorry I didn't mean to offend you I meant that as a joke but I see how I could have framed that better

[@snowpawzvideos]

Lowkey if Justin did a “10 Years Later” cover of all his hit songs from when he was younger, it would probably go viral.

[@brrittny63]

олен he needs to fire his team and hire you

[@danni9704]

Don’t give him any ideas

[@mn-mf8vk]

• Rosa 'Sunsprite' • but it’s a good idea thoughhh

[@BIEBERownMe]

True.. my inner belieber will surely come out 🤣

[@Halkpelt]

Dude I would buy that in a heartbeat

[@nicnacsong]

Kurtis’ delivery of “maybe people can’t afford to buy your song about EATING BABIES” gets me every time

[@ssjbears]

Justin Beiber's Bizarre Desperation is my favorite anime

[@kingteddy5413]

Yea

[@fart3688]

That anime is fire bro

[@nakija214]

fuck man this is so true and so fucked we got desperate GioGio

[@mozart4344]

Part 4: weird fucking crimes are unredeemable

[@raemonmedina7870]

We really are everywhere I see.

[@savannahmackie7799]

the funniest part of this is if he just made a song that didn’t suck, it probably would have went to number one without him even trying

[@princiedv]

But oh no, Roddy Ricch is making a good debut album, so Justin Bieber is basically irrelevant at number fucking 2 with a trash ass song Like just be happy with #2 dawg

[@imzabatch]

For real. Because he's super popular already AND it's a comeback; people have been waiting. He would have done find if he actually tried.

[@solarwings1132]

@@supernova9563 She said "if".

[@rileypienkowski3404]

Well I mean duh. That’s the whole point

[@miamerces4913]

Savannah Mackie exactly

[@grettahucht5617]

"If you're happy doing what you're doing then nobody can tell you you're not successful." -Harry Styles What a treasure.

[@adora1308]

Grett Hucht what a FOOCKING angel 🥺

[@graceannabelle3227]

I love him sooooo much I'm such a stan there are no words 🥺

[@Bigflirtashley2426]

We stan

[@astrumandroda9970]

Grett Hucht and that's how you know someone's making music because they genuinely love it.

[@liat4116]

MAN IS A GOD I STAN 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@YouKnowMeDuh]

It's funny how he took a mental health break and this is the way he shows us that he's improved 💀

[@mackenzystudios6346]

I love how Kurtis is high-key a Harry Styles stan

[@reeet.aroraaa]

Ikr

[@maddi4699]

aren’t we all lmao

[@cocoaypan]

@@maddi4699 hahahha ly

[@jewellregan9799]

HONESTLY

[@bruh-zs2xp]

Thats why we stan Kurtis \_('=')_/□ *We stan Kurtis on the paper*

[@natashabruz1001]

“Everyone’s favourite Canadian boy” Me: Kurtis Conner “Justin Bieber” Me: Oh

[@leyt.6182]

That's exactly what I thought! Hahaha!

[@SolsticePeltier]

Nathan Fielder. He DID graduate from one of Canada’s top business schools with really good grades after all

[@evie5319]

For a second I thought he was talking about Cody Ko...

[@adeer87]

Fun fact: Kurtis is actually the *only* Canadian boi. Not a lot of people know that.

[@hollylane3152]

Wait what... OH SHIT that’s not what it’s called!??

[@c0oldug273]

Bet his wife heard the song, got mad at him for how shit it is, then said that shes gonna leave him if it doesn't reach number 1

[@nousername4125]

lmao this theory makes so much sense

[@prettyprince7711]

This is the most reasonable theory

[@badmeow2312]

lmao he actually admitted on a live that if Hailey wasn’t good looking he would have never married her and he actually treats her like shit u can google it.

[@nanathegoat5106]

😂😂😂😂

[@Pollicina_db]

@@badmeow2312 Well thats just lovely hope she will divorce him

[@guodakavaliauskaite7107]

also, why is no one talking about the fact that he literally said «i would’ve left you a long time ago if you weren’t so hot» to hailey. like, wtf ??? is he trying to get into the 22 convention or what?

[@Erika-ex8so]

do you know what the song is about?

[@Cloneman-ic9rx]

I'm gonna assume that was a joke

[@vxntage.teacup1859]

@@성이름-s5v9n shes just confused.......

[@potmeetkettle]

Joke or not, that’s a pretty messed up thing to say. Cause she will have to wonder if that was one of half true-half joke jokes or not.

[@roonilwazlib5402]

The fuck.. where and when did he say that?

[@Mousieofhousie]

I couldn’t even watch the clip of Bieber telling that girl to buy his song I had to skip that made me sick- yikes

[@nathalieoz4596]

i thought i was the only one lol

[@PlasticDoll.]

I cringed so hard, I can't believe he became like that :/

[@crazyowlgirlcncowner]

Me too! I felt so bad for her. She seemed so sweet and excited to meet him and he was just being so mean. 😭😭😭

[@929er13]

for real. I'm glad i stopped being a fan of his once his true colors started to show in late 2012. now seeing this just proves how deluded fans become thinking these artists care about them at all. not that they have to though bc they're literally artists and they're here to make music not be people's emotional support, but the thing is he does leech off the artists having bonds with their audience thing, so the least he could do is pretend to care about them when interacting.

[@sorryifoldcomment8596]

I skip it every time.

[@elizabethburton6738]

Kurtis a few months ago: I hATE the word vibe dude Kurtis now: Lets vibe down in the comment section, *dude* 😎

[@quietrainydays]

All those weird baby photos were rageposting/venting and none of us clocked it.

[@wugmds261]

Justin Bieber: Why isn’t “Yummy” number one yet? Roddy Rich: *EEE* *URR*

[@refvte5974]

😕

[@kimrose1559]

@@refvte5974 What

[@hrmoneyy]

Doctor Swetch lmaooo

[@thinkingthinksandthonks]

Looool

[@labrianarchy2993]

This shouldn’t have made me laugh as hard as I did

[@joserosario7264]

Hailey: justin let's have a kid Justin: ok but have you bought and streamed Yummy

[@criistal_frappex253]

I-

[@adrisyoon]

Wh-

[@slowpopeisdead694]

Ye-

[@eepyTRex]

Jf-

[@mikenakhtv5417]

Lmao

[@dizzymisslizzy4569]

I can’t believe he’s only 25. I feel like I’ve been hearing about him my entire life. It feels like he’s 35 or something

[@koldskalbanden7991]

Yeah he feels like this immortal being that just pops up every few years for eternity

[@iloveyou-pm4tj]

@@koldskalbanden7991 I think because he has been around since he was 12 years old. That's 13 years of stardom. Most artist don't say relevant for that long.

[@rust44]

Also I can’t believe he has young fans or that he’s still relevant.

[@cookieintheinternet]

He looks older too

[@alteringattitude7445]

Wait what I thought he was in his 30's

[@soyburglar77]

I’m much older than Beiber’s general fanbase. In fact, when ‘Baby’ was released in 2010, my daughter had just turned 5 and was one of the biggest Beliebers on the planet. So, it’s safe to say that I’m not even close to being a member of his target demographic. BUT, having been a musician of 30+ years, I do recognize actual talent when I see/hear it. And it’s safe to assert that Justin’s level of talent, especially as a young kid, is and always has been next-level. HOWEVER, I think what Justin has experience over the last few years is what I like to call “new puppy syndrome”. Because when people get a new puppy, they quickly fall head-over-heels in love with how cute, cuddly, bouncy, and clumsy it is - which, let’s be honest, is endearing af - but...about 9 mos to a year on, the “puppy” enters its awkward teenager phase. And I think we all remember those years for Justin. Now that he’s a fully-formed, fleshed-out (sorry, sounds weird, I know) grown ass man, a lot of people don’t know where to put him in their minds. Like, do they still perceive him as this uber-talented child prodigy whose hair practically has its own career..or can they shift their perspective to accept that he is this much more mature, sometimes sexually explicit, heavily-tattooed “bad boy” type who embraces weed culture and pisses in occasional mop buckets in random restaurant kitchens? Aaaaand who now looks and behaves vastly, vastly different than that adorably talented KZbin prodigy who was discovered by Usher?

[@pizza-skeleton]

He pisses in mop buckets?? Who does that

[@scrimshawmassacre]

@@pizza-skeleton i dont like justin but pissing in shop buckets is pretty badass

[@jujumama]

I don't believe you can recognize talent as well as you think you can.

[@soyburglar77]

Maybe. Maybe not. It’s all subjective anyway.

[@emimew]

@@riddhisingh5466 he went to jail MULTIPLE times?!

[@ruiznatl]

Kurtis Conner saying that Harry Styles is perfect is all I needed in my life

[@astroveee3821]

wait until you see all his vines about harry 👀

[@aryanandakumar7936]

Kurtis is every directioner

[@itzelgarcia1331]

Exactly

[@s.woldai2517]

petition for kurtis to meet the love of his life, Harry Styles

[@enidmasai9384]

Omggggg I'd love that bromance tbh 😂😂

[@elliehatesyou7393]

His long lost soulmate.

[@juliabirs8660]

Wait. Kurtis and harry are 2 diff ppl? I thought.... damn.

[@absolutesarcasm3485]

I'd soon that petition

[@absolutesarcasm3485]

Sign*

[@botneva]

His fan girl sounded so sweet and innocent, and he talked to her like a scammer in Kitboga's videos. Damn sociopath.

[@anonymousgoon4249]

Have you bought his album tho?

[@meowimg]

are u on your computer rn tho?

[@NexArts26]

@@meowimg just wait a moment, sir

[@optimusburrinktea562]

Have you bought yummy on iTunes?

[@jerryqueer]

have you streamed the mv tho?

[@LizBizBean]

When Kurtis said "Everyone's favorite Canadian boy!" I thought he was gonna say himself 😭

[@jennypointner7689]

Justin's wife: "I want a divorce. I can't continue like this." Justin: "DO YOU HAVE YOUR LAPTOP??? HAVE YOU BOUGHT YUMMY ON ITUNES?? REFRESH DONT REPLAY!!!"

[@k-i-l]

Lmaoooo

[@cinthiamartinez1027]

@Saniya Divekar LMFAOOOO

[@nottoday7204]

Y’all so dumb omg I’m getting a headache. He gives y’all hints to the “pizzagate” theory and the pedophiles in this industry. Look up at his music video. At the beginning how kids playing instruments for the evil adults, or his satanic hand moves or that at the least scene he was only with two guys who looked exactly like his ex-managers who are accused for pedophilie etc

[@bonniejunk]

@@nottoday7204 Woah bro, you're such an intellectual! You tower over the rest of us, who fail to see this shallow song as the whistle-blowing scandal breaker it completely is. Lemme just copy-paste a reply from a different section: " _Well, continue to have a headache because that "theory" isn't true and nobody believes it. Also, Justin has been promoting the song way more than the music video anyway, since downloading and streaming the song is what will get him to #1, which is what him and his label really want. Everyone knew about pedophiles in Hollywood long before Justin's bizarre marketing of this song._ "

[@fantom8752]

doN’T MUTE !

[@abigailholmes8829]

“Listen even when you sleep” sounds like he’s trying to put some kind of secret message in your head lmaoo

[@mai-ph9yo]

idk how much i believe it, but some people in the comments of that video were saying that he was trying to point out the pedophilia of the music industry, because he showed a pic of him when he was a kid with yummy written on it with a plate. it might also explain the baby pics. idk do with that what you will.

[@juliesmith1334]

Yeah that's some Brave New World type shit right there

[@larkynria2223]

Everyone's gonna get hypnotized or brain washed😂😂😂 too late!

[@jaxstermue9918]

Titanic rising I’ll try some day if the biebs leaves any

[@assiavladimirovna8905]

Subliminal messages

[@alunarbunnie]

when Danny’s parody is way better and catchier than Justin’s song

[@santootie]

When you have been listening to Danny's song with a vnp, on repeat, on low volume, while you sleep.

[@ThatOneGuy7550]

King shit

[@DrX-dh6th]

Lunar Gravity imma eat your fuckin shirt

[@katalinkormendy9764]

I love that you commented this under Kurtis's video 😂

[@savannahb123456789]

Naomi Santana you’re killing it as a fan.

[@roul4842]

This is why we shouldn't go throwing children into the spotlight. It leads to broken and entitled adults. Honestly, really sad.

[@evesoup2103]

Justin bieber makes a sequel of baby named “dinner”

[@amandaf7214]

Eve Speredelozzi omg whhhhhh 😆 😂

[@abbieanderson4938]

i will make that a reality

[@kaylaosborne4532]

Lmaoooo

[@bananatime649]

Isn’t baby already dinner?

[@TakiMomoify]

Abbie Anderson 😧

[@asmr_wolf]

Why did I read the title as "Justin Bieber's Bizarre Depression"

[@sohaila7018]

Omg me too!! I thought it was depression until I saw your comment and checked it again 😂

[@rowamohamed7257]

Same

[@threebeanzinatux2596]

Me tooook

[@milly5568]

Me too!

[@mario-mm3tv]

me too hehe

[@jess-rob]

that video of him talking to his fan is the most uncomfortable thing i’ve ever watched

[@leowright2251]

I cringed so hard I thought I was turning inside out lol

[@daMEGatron]

It was so sadddd

[@jays.4969]

18:06 Mother Mother writing Hayloft II

[@ri0drawz947]

Yess

[@cameron2836]

Bro seriously, the yummy promotion campaign, specifically the livestreams with fans was the equivalent of a five year old: "you got games on your phone?" "games? you got games? You got games on your phone???"

[@immortalsun]

Yo wassup dude? Can I like borrow your Nintendo DS dude

[@caletot]

Only for like a little bit dude *gets grease on phone*

[@tallic967]

@@caletot *Gets every disease known to man plus 30 new undiscovered diseases on the phone*

[@toceeno874]

@@tallic967 *also somehow puts an ancient mayan curse on the phone*

[@FocusedFighter777]

11:24 Is so sad, how weak people have to be to believe in this BS and do this..... and be proud of it. HOW can you NOT see the deception....!?

[@timatoma8076]

It’s always JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, never Justin Bieber’s Bizarre Desperation 😔

[@josofina]

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT OF😔🖐

[@YeetZmeN]

I was thinkin of JoJo. Actually just finished part 2 with my dad earlier this night. Gonna start Part 3 tomorrow.

[@flesh.c0nsum3r]

Bruh the title made me think of JoJo too lmao

[@layla_hi6892]

@@flesh.c0nsum3r ah yes, my people

[@xRivxll]

layla_hi yes.

[@jacksona1049]

that made me so mad when he kept asking that fan if they bought his music. like they're obviously super excited to talk to him and instead of even really trying to have a conversation he's just like, did you buy my song? disgusting! wtf

[@anonymousgoon4249]

I know your angry and all but, did you use a vnp to buy his song?

[@royalblanket]

Ok, but did you buy his song yet?

[@ashleewhittlesey7874]

I was upset for the little girl. If that was my daughter...how dare you.

[@lizbeth2759]

Ik ur angry but their was a reason behind he was telling everyone what the government was truly doing now he’s life is in danger

[@josofina]

that’s justin bieber for you

[@delena4evertvd267]

honestly i don’t care when artists clearly want a number one (of course they do… who wouldn’t want their song to be the number one song in the us?) as long as they’re honest about it. like Kurtis said if it’s more of a “hey! i’m really proud of this song and it means a lot to me and it’s close to being number one, it would mean a lot to me if y’all could stream it extra to try to get it there!” it’d be fine. cause that’s so understandable and it feels like it’s coming from more of a “proud of and excited about my work” place than a “i wanna be number one cause i’m the best and i want bragging rights” place.

[@AmmarVanKorsha]

Exactly! There’s nothing wrong with wanting your work to be popular because you think it’s great and you’ve put effort into it. It only passes as wrong when you only want it to be popular so that you can be popular.

[@vanesap2368]

it's sad that justin doesn't even care if people like his song, he just wants the streams and number 1 spot as if he wasn't already famous and rich enough

[@thatrandomcomment968]

His ego speaking instead.

[@PalitoSelvatico]

He knows with this song alone and the "promotion" he can make enough money for the rest of the year.

[@lydia1630]

I think it’s just his marketing team.

[@alexlovesjams9588]

@@lydia1630 most probably, but thb I will feel very embarrassed if this is how my marketing team sold my track to fans

[@valentinaperrotta4008]

OMG, all the Spanish speakers know what Justin is trying to say with this music video, please pay attention to the details, it's about pedophiles in the music industry and Hollywood, all the elites, OMG it's so sad that English speakers are being so ignorant about this he's literally trying to unmask the biggest pedophile red!! Do some research y'all please! This is why Justin is posting baby pictures with the #Yummy hashtag! At the end of the music video when he finishes his food the empty dish has a picture of him as a child with a text "yummy" It's so obvious!! I just hope more English speakers investigate about this P1ZZ4G4T3. Once you have this in mind the video is so sad an obvious, he wants people to know the truth, probably he was abused as a child by this people, another clue is that in the video there are women with crowns and Gabriela Rico had a shirt that said "Yum Yum" When she confessed being abused as a child by the elites and she also said that the queen has cannibal rituals etc, Do some research please!

[@josh-nz7hv]

justin bieber puts out a sequel of baby titled “toddler”

[@mariahlemke3511]

Hahahahahaga

[@GlitterGremlyn]

Lol

[@PNWLijahh]

josh “YEA SHE GOT THAT TODDLER TODDY TODDLER”

[@carlazuzfanclub]

Then... kid adolescent teen adult elder dead

[@chana1298]

@@carlazuzfanclub "yea she got that dead, she's dead, that dead, she's dead"

[@sentientcereal]

Therapist: Kurtis with a british accent isn't real, he can't hurt you Kurtis with a british accent: 14:27

[@mamaweallgotohellp2009]

Succyeelent Milk 😂😂 I've never met you, and I already love you

[@jerushaa6234]

Love your profile

[@justsomeguy8029]

14:16 I’m English and tbh, it isn’t half bad.

[@mollymay8808]

@@justsomeguy8029 im english and its honestly not great hahahah

[@neophantomm]

it’s not the best but we’ve seen worse from others tbf 💀

[@cryinglightningxoxo]

Stop telling Kurtis this aged poorly. 💀 We knew what we knew at the time and we know more now. This was bizarre at the time and it was good of Kurtis to document it. He knew something was off and made a video. How could we have known? I also hope he addresses it again because i remember finding this commentary really funny when yummy was released. I thought it was creepy strange behavior from Bieber marketing that way but he was calling attention to how HE was treated. Oof 😥

[@lemin0u]

idek what happened... pls enlighten me

[@isabellafurlong8767]

No Kurtis. You’re my favorite Canadian boi.

[@Emily.Russell]

I was gonna say that lol

[@abbyrose547]

Ikr!!! I thought he would say that lmao

[@cya6109]

Our favourite Canadian boy.

[@tylercraven2629]

But but but but... Alex Trebek

[@breadinabox1449]

PERIODT lmao 😂🤣

[@joefernandez8008]

Justin: “hey, have you bought my song??” “Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”

[@winglessabel3977]

true story

[@The116thDoctor]

Justin: “Prove it to me! Sing it!”

[@OniKumoTV]

i was this comments 1k like

[@joefernandez8008]

Cr3ator 🙏🏼

[@lovelydegenerate9558]

"We get it Justin, you want me to stream yummy. Now who do you wanna be in mario kart?"

[@DrNJ-km3tt]

Justin Bieber turned from many girl's teenage crush to looking like a person who stands outside kindergarten and stares at kids through fences

[@nevermindgaming6848]

Oh no

[@alyssam113]

LMAOOO

[@beautywbri7540]

Best comment

[@sigorolata2829]

I mean he still has the fangirls, most followed artist on youtube and one of the most on instagram/twitter. and he's married to a beautiful model so?

[@shizotypical]

Even got that creepy moustache

[@Stervelar]

11:00 This is one of the reasons why I find incredibly pointless to idolize (to that level) someone who doesn't know you exist and doesn't care. She'll never get back the time, effort and energy she's dedicating to this boy who couldn't care less about her. And I know he has too many fans, that sometimes can be quite a burden, but he could be a bit more empathetic, I guess.

[@jadef4963]

Thank you for this comment.

[@iffypch8943]

"money me. money now. me a money needing a lot now" - justin bieber

[@PacoRobbins]

I hope people understand where this reference is from 😂

[@phanic.at.the.disco.]

LMAO

[@TheTiesThatBind88]

@@PacoRobbins its always sunny?

[@PacoRobbins]

@@TheTiesThatBind88 yep lol

[@toffletorte]

this is one of my go-to iasip references so i’m ecstatic to see it under a kurtis video~

[@lane_ryder6706]

the way justin talked to those fans is so gross and disheartening

[@thehurricaneupstairs8236]

I read this as "Justin Bieber's Depression" and honestly that seems more accurate

[@shreeyastache]

potato meme it took me until the end of the video to realize

[@NilaalElam]

I only found out after your comment 💀💀

[@MedicFromTF2_REAL]

I don't even listen to Harry Styles but Kurtis has just made me respect him as a person so much more

[@swayastray4574]

The only thing I truly find *yummy* is Kurtis *extra greeting.*

[@BastianWells]

It sounds like he’s going to get murdered if he doesn’t get his song to #1.

[@CaVa90210]

He is going to fire many people

[@liltrash2648]

Carolina De Vasconcellos that’s the saddest thing about it, many people depend on the fucking song being a hit for the longest time possible. That says a lot about the preassure and expectations that music industry puts in one single artist. (Sorry about my crappy English)

[@karondukez3550]

The whole promotion makes me think hes going broke.

[@emmastar020]

María José Martínez bro that’s scary

[@slug05]

María José Martínez that's deep

[@aydanouman8275]

if my wife isn't well seasoned, I send her back

[@amalahmed2988]

if they don’t boil her with chicken stock i’m so gone.

[@katehana6088]

Is this an Office reference lol

[@omnical6135]

if my wife don't got that chicken parm i GOTTA send her back,

[@Sophia-kv3ex]

SHE BELONGS TO THE STREETS

[@cosmicnic]

"If her seasoning comes on the side, i send it back"

[@jenamyers9330]

Unfortunately now it seems like he was desperate for everyone to wake up and read further into the song and realize what’s going on with Diddy and the industry.

[@threeasskateers8406]

seeing as this song is partially written by ‘Jason “Poo Bear” Lloyd” I’m not surprised it sounds like shit

[@janiahpapaya5988]

Three AssKateers It’s funny bcs I just realized Justin was in his most popular song and it was really good and had a deep meaning but idk what happened with this

[@joyrainbowdress]

that dude helped writing half of justin's discography and ctually is decent....don't know what went wrong with this one

[@muxshy]

2020 has been so bizarre that I actually *_forgot_* that yummy existed

[@misorene]

Same!

[@cheyzit]

It's okay, I didn't even know it existed till I saw this video. Which I'm kinda thankful for 😩.

[@awesomesause1116]

fr

[@mera4309]

You bet.

[@leahburcham8743]

only 4 months left

[@zafirahs.4245]

I though it it said “Justin Bieber’s bizarre depression”

[@paperplains7285]

Fuck. Me too.

[@allupinyomine]

whell......

[@snoozyq9576]

Hahah

[@rue6914]

I am Z that's what they're replacing stone ocean with when they finally get around to animating it

[@gabsr.6041]

I got that ;)

[@salty_marshmall0w938]

actually, Kurtis if I meet you irl I expect you to treat me like this. hold me responsible for being the bad fan that i am

[@L4w1]

🥰🥰 same

[@liz-lo5fk]

justin has the same "where my hug at" energy LMAFOO

[@sriwidiani5068]

💀💀💀

[@alexiswaddle4777]

He does!!!

[@joyhope9486]

"left it at home"

[@ktothebeesknees]

I'm sorry but justin's moustache is making me feel really uncomfortable and i dont understand

[@enneirda]

ktothebeesknees no same oh my gosh

[@beril0]

Me too 🤢

[@cami2891]

@@eauvive3101 lmao I was abt to comment that

[@am-zj4mq]

ktothebeesknees WHEN I SAW HIS LONG HAIR AND MOUSTACHE AND BEANIE I WAS JUST SO UNCOMFORTABLE

[@ahnyaevans4507]

Because it's _sleazy_

[@serendipity6941]

justin singing about other girls: cause if you feel you’re sinking i will jump right over into cold cold water for you justin singing about his wife who he plans to spend eternity with: *mmm you got that yummy yummy yummy yummy*

[@rajviparekh]

Just checked and Cold Water was partly written by Ed Sheeran. No wonder lol

[@serendipity6941]

Rajvi Parekh this makes so much sense bc i was genuinely confused

[@mellodiq]

lmao

[@mayanaashley-carner9918]

Sweet Nature imagine not knowing abt pizzagate

[@midgeon_3673]

Mayana regardless of whether or not that was the intended message, the song could’ve been written (or coded, if that’s your position) more artistically and it would’ve made much greater impact. The lyrics are really putting people off, not to mention the way he’s marketing the thing is like icing a cake with dog shit

[@certifiedmoomoo9258]

Nah, this hits different now.

[@caelia8]

"Justin Bieber's Bizzare Desperation" sounds like a horrifying video game.

[@lucak707]

Sounds like a jojo parody

[@seiyarules]

@@lucak707 finally i was waiting for a comment like this

[@zevuu_]

Justin bieber's bizzare adventure

[@nagihoe8973]

Ah yes my favorite anime, Justin’s Bizarre Desperation

[@lemons1086]

A better game than the Yummy game...

[@MichyyMcLaughlin]

can’t believe kurtis didn’t mention that justin said when he ended the live w that girl, “okay go cry yourself to sleep okay?” skfkekf

[@snoopy2863]

michelle mclaughlin why did he say that??

[@aliciamartin5089]

Lmaooo I was just thinking that 💀💀

[@BLEdits_Just_For_Fun]

are you serious!!! Holy Crap that is so horrible.

[@syrelilac]

michelle mclaughlin did he really said that i- THE AUDACITY

[@threemanband]

YUCKY

[@amethyst1114]

cardigan and yummy are nominated in the same category at the grammys.... you drew stars around my scars but now i’m bleeding... vs.... yummy yummy yum yummy....

[@webcomiclulu9056]

Exactly cardigan was snubbed ugh

[@cate1393]

ikr that's insane

[@idontevenhaveapla7224]

Still can't believe it. You don't even need to look to a masterpiece like Cardigan. "Lose you to love me" from Selena is a wayy better song.

[@riverscuomo7140]

AND GUESS WH OFUCKING WON

[@claudinis29]

And he had the nerve to complain that he wasn’t nominated as R&B

[@anaismaiii]

My boyfriend and I just broke up (ik I look ten in my pfp but I’m 18) and I came straight to your videos cuz they always make me feel a little better :) thank you Kurtis 💛

[@DamnItMantis]

Aw, I'm so sorry. I was broken up with recently as well and Kurtis helped me too

[@Sillybirdthatsagoober]

How are yall now :]

[@bethschmitz1602]

Justin is acting like a person wrapped up in a pyramid scheme desperately trying to sell a product 😂

[@nelsyp7084]

right

[@thatanimekid15]

As someone who went to school with a guy in a pyramid scheme, this is SPOT ON 😂

[@tabathaarria9558]

Lmaooo

[@omon1128]

Justin is a Karen. Confirmed.

[@teresahowick5197]

Omg 😂

[@charlyncervantes-bond6718]

Kurtis stanning Harry Styles is everything tbh

[@nothere6963]

Charlyn Cervantes-Bond in one of the first videos I watched of his as soon as he mentioned Harry I was like yes I must subscribe

[@machinegutz]

@@nothere6963 s a m e

[@KeaLynn]

Took me by surprise in the best way. 😍

[@jamilahfk]

everyone stan harry styles

[@Mariana-mk2po]

Harry Styles is a very respectable guy. i don't listen to him that often but i think he's quite well liked nowadays

[@guitarsimon1]

Therapist: British Kurtis isn’t real he can’t hurt you. British Kurtis: Just watch the video mate.

[@brick3126]

Lol underrated comment

[@daniellerocha2808]

Thanks to Kurtis, I subconsciously started saying "dude" all the time. I call my friends dude. I call my boyfriend dude. I call my mom dude. Thanks a lot Curtis, I can't stop

[@guitarsimon1]

Barney, cheers dude (mate). Danielle, same here dude.

[@sienna5686]

14:17

[@getmeout4801]

@@daniellerocha2808 didn't you copy and paste that

[@Meowmeowmari1108]

Now we know why he was trying to promote it..

[@annabenatti2136]

Someone needs to make a compilation of Kurtis saying “dude” and “man” haha

[@elliehatesyou7393]

Folks 👏

[@krirag]

Don’t forget “my guy”

[@binazirissenova9382]

it's gonna be a 10-hour video

[@ronjabosgraaf3156]

And "buddy"

[@livia-jd3xu]

Pardon?

[@Nico-fm2hf]

"anyone being compared to harry styles will look like dogshit. the man is perfect." i agree, i absolutely agree

[@tararaw8518]

Watching him pry is just sad af like lol you’re literally out here crying at children to buy more of your song

[@ihavegreatcomments8532]

Selena was worse tbh, if you didn’t know she went to buy albums at target

[@siena4235]

I have great Comments what’s that got to do with anything?? u must be a belieber lmao

[@juwellwaller2505]

I have great Comments they’ve both been obnoxious about this. I LOVE Selena, but I’m getting second-hand embarrassment from some of her posts.

[@Hhej927]

Please never delete this

[@lindyjpete]

I’VE CONNECTED THE DOTS He wants the kids to be kicked out of their houses so he can eat them... That’s been his plan all along ever since he released the song ‘Baby’ we were just too blind to see it

[@juliagasiamis5838]

Omg yes and the babies he posted on Instagram are his victims

[@melaniebaez6310]

It is like pizzagate!!

[@jahnaviraman5411]

ouuuuuu

[@idkk7745]

BHAHAGAHABAHAGAHA

[@Lily-c3j]

A Bucket Of Lemons & Limes he’s a nonce and a cannibal

[@skeleton888-x8y]

I thought the title was “Justin Bieber’s bizarre depression”

[@mooniethemew]

i deadass had to go check again. i was about to reply “it is” but uh

[@JA-pm5yl]

@@mooniethemew omg same

[@alexjames4704]

i was fr like where'd kurtis get his info from then i looked back and was like oooooh

[@KeganLeavess]

Wait, I wasn't the only one who read that? I guess he will be depressed when his song doesn't hit #1

[@smile_m4697]

Omg same! 😭😂😂

[@siena4235]

now i’m just waiting for Drew to do a Justin Bieber video and we’ll have the complete set

[@Erica-ye7kp]

Lmao yes like fucking DVD box sets, each topic they all cover that match get a collectors edition one.

[@Mylo8328]

The holy trinity of commentary channels 😩

[@fifs7400]

And Cody and noel

[@marta3215]

I'm watching this at 2:30 am after coming home from a Harry Styles' show because I was overwhelmed and wanted to relax, and that Harry Styles' mention made me really happy and nervous at the same time

[@janebee265]

it’s just a bad song and the way his acting is embarrassing. AND! i’m tired of it!

[@jaxstermue9918]

Tell em Jane!

[@zafiruzoma6234]

I bet he has a marketing team that’s doing al of this and they’re just really out of touch

[@jazzyk02]

Zafir Uzoma i dont think so... it seems like its a lot of him.

[@janebee265]

Zafir Uzoma it could be that, but remember he’s been famous since he was what? 13? so he may be the one that’s out of touch

[@xx-mr2bb]

The fact that Justin Bieber literally asked his fans to play his song on repeat while they sleep & buy his song multiple times on Itunes is actually disgusting. No respect for him

[@sweeto57]

babygxx it’s so inauthentic!!

[@bauble2618]

It's probably not him and more of a marketing team type thing

[@JennieQueen-o3k]

the streaming era of music has really brought out who the most organic artists really are. bundles are already questionable enough as it is, but justin is doing TOO much. on the other hand you have people like bts who just got #1 in 93 countries this morning without any promo. as the months are going by, it’s becoming more obvious who is being snakey and who’s actually in it for the music.

[@xx-mr2bb]

apple juice he has every right to refuse to do that though, but he decided to go ahead and still do it so it reflects 100% on him

[@rust44]

Wait ItuuNeS still exists?

[@angelinalopez9344]

hailey: *has Justin’s baby* nobody: justin: has he streamed “yummy” yet??

[@lovethatchickenfrompopyes]

Dude people nowadays.. i love older artists, they're always so much more down to earth than celebs nowadays, like even when david bowie got super famous he still took time to stop and talk with his fans, ask them how they were, and even give them gifts cuz they were the people that made him famous. Polar opposites.

[@TaeTae-qd6lb]

“today i’m talking about everyone’s favourite canadian boy” me: ...so you’re talking about yourself?

[@domiwilson8007]

I thought drake but then i thought about the Camp flog gnaw incident

[@manaspradhan8041]

@@domiwilson8007 i thought he would say drake as a joke, obviously a lot of people don't like drake, have you heard the story of adidon?

[@domiwilson8007]

@@manaspradhan8041 no?

[@manaspradhan8041]

@@domiwilson8007 Please listen to it if you think everyone likes drake lmao

[@choobtoob3881]

Tae Tae no he’s talking about the Toronto doody flinger