Genuinely had to leave my mic in rice to dry after this.
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@MadJaz9 ай бұрын
_matt rosalicious_
@bentshaggyoil9 ай бұрын
thank you
@LifeWKai9 ай бұрын
Definition:
@Bricky_20099 ай бұрын
Matt Rambo
@splatana.armed.m0th9 ай бұрын
Matt rosa..what?
@Cannotoad12019 ай бұрын
F
@wolfiiu9 ай бұрын
if i ever told my waiter i needed a minute to look at the menu and they just said “it’s time” i think i’d have a panic attack lmao😭
@lanskandal11818 ай бұрын
Lmao same
@RooftopRose0797 ай бұрын
*sweats profusely, heart races* I’m not ready for this exam!
@Xnoob5457 ай бұрын
Nah it would be better if the waiter started saying: "60, 59, ..."
@noahfuc71315 ай бұрын
@Xnoobspeakable I’ve done that one before. It usually gets a chuckle. Had to stop because elderly women ruin everything fun
@Mirka-3 ай бұрын
"😨"
@PoeticNugget9 ай бұрын
“They are drastically improved by being read out by a middle aged British man.” Yes, yes indeed.
@therealkayr159 ай бұрын
relatable
@Ramsey276one9 ай бұрын
5:33
@gurrrn11029 ай бұрын
I’m older than him, am I middle aged now?
@PoeticNugget9 ай бұрын
@@gurrrn1102 yessir
@spacenaves9 ай бұрын
@@gurrrn1102That would make you a senior citizen I fear
@MasterArchfiend9 ай бұрын
Okay, but telling someone who buys something that is known to give users cancer “Good luck” is both kind and evil. I love it.
@cainprescott49379 ай бұрын
It's like that thing games sometimes do where you make a questionable decision and the game goes "are you SURE?".
9 ай бұрын
@@cainprescott4937 Suddenly Chris Morris…
@digitaldritten9 ай бұрын
@@cainprescott4937 Are you certain that whatever you're doing is worth it?
@katie77489 ай бұрын
Wait til you find out about food, sunscreen, modern medicine, tap and bottled water, hygiene products... The hippie dippies and cOnSpiRaCy ThEoRiStS are right.
@vitaminademorango8 ай бұрын
Chaotic Good
@ribbonduckling13147 ай бұрын
My favorite brain rot story happened 6 months ago. I was tired and the store was closing soon. A girl and her dad were debating whether they want a bag. My dumbass said "There are lots of things you can do with a bag, like choke a baby." The girl was mortified but the dad was laughing. Took me a minute to realize what I said.
@LazyParakeet6 ай бұрын
you made me choke on my drink and spit it out
@aboxinspace3 ай бұрын
I would definitely buy a bag after that
@defetyaАй бұрын
@@aboxinspacewonder what did you do with that bag afterwards
@TimBurtonPrincess9 ай бұрын
This whole video reminds me a lot of a story I read once, where this woman had worked at Walmart, but quit and switched to Target as her job. One day, she had to make an announcement, and she said "Attention, Walmart shoppers!". She realized what she's doing, and quickly said, "You are in the WRONG store!"
@everett91999 ай бұрын
WOW that was an epic save on her part 👏👏
@cainprescott49379 ай бұрын
Quite nice of her to assist chronically lost Walmart shoppers.
@skinkshamer9 ай бұрын
great take on improv, props to her 👏
@skinkshamer9 ай бұрын
great take on improv, props to her 👏
@skinkshamer9 ай бұрын
great take on improv, props to her 👏
@Eiji_Kirishima9 ай бұрын
Never forget the time I couldn’t remember what the word for thirsty was and asked one of the customers “are you water- do you- water hungry?” 💀
@WildArtistsl8 ай бұрын
Water hungry 😂 i love this
@Eiji_Kirishima8 ай бұрын
@@WildArtistsl I cried for a week in bed after this 😭
@fukkthisnewupdate88827 ай бұрын
@@Eiji_Kirishima you must have been really water-hungry after that
@littleredhen82057 ай бұрын
This needs to be higher up, lmfao.
@tirushone64467 ай бұрын
💀
@CaeiseSorewynn9 ай бұрын
When I was at university I was working Sunday morning in KFC. I wasn't really awake yet, as it was like 7 am, so when someone ordered coffee, I automatically said "Of course, with bacon and cheese?". Customer said "yes". We stared at each other for good few seconds while our brains slowly worked out what the hell happened.
@CaeiseSorewynn9 ай бұрын
Also, I rang up customer that wanted a shake. While I was giving him his order he asked for ketchup, so I asked "...for shake?". "OH NO I SWEAR I HAVE FRIES"
@Shafas_GachaWorld9 ай бұрын
😂❤🤣
@spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi2729 ай бұрын
At least you both hadn't woke up yet😂
@motherknowsbest11929 ай бұрын
you were in it together
@TyrannosaurusRex..8 ай бұрын
5:50 I don’t get this one?
@Mossyplush7 ай бұрын
I once said "What" in the most monotone voice. It started with the normal customer service "Hello, welcome to McDonald's! Will you be using out mobile app today?" "No, give is just a moment please!" "Alright, order whenever you're ready!" ... ... ... "Hey, I have a question" (In the most monotone and almost angry voice): "What." They broke down laughing
@ponyta_lover_BooАй бұрын
I too would probably break down laughing
@GoAway372924 күн бұрын
im imagining chris pratt what from that one marvel movie i havent seen and i have broken down laughing
@ewanb108618 күн бұрын
@@GoAway3729now I know that sounds bad
@GahlranCosplay17 күн бұрын
I had a similar experience once a long time ago. The guy at the register was (understandably) wanting his Veterans Discount, I was new and didn't really know how to apply it at the time. So I basically said, in the most lifeless, soul crushed voice possible: "Oh yeah I think we have that. I'll go check." I wanted to die after that so badly lol.
@BENDYKILLER69814 күн бұрын
@@GahlranCosplayi could never work at a register, even if i wasnt an introvert i mess up everything i say, i gotta think for like 10 minutes until I've figured out what i want to say just to say it somewhat flawlessly 💀
@drew27899 ай бұрын
The idea of a server asking you "do you have an umbilical cord" had me dry heaving
@Vanta5269 ай бұрын
No. I haven’t had a umbilical cord for 13 year.
@freakyfreakster699 ай бұрын
@@Vanta526i do 🥰🥰
@maybemablemaples21449 ай бұрын
Bloodborne intensifies
@clarenzabalorio85708 ай бұрын
It was at 0:53 after he said "SMILING FACE WITH SMILING EYES EMOJI"
@SamanthamusPrimeV280508 ай бұрын
I swear I'd scream "YO! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, OLDHEAD?!?!?!?" if someone asked me "do you have an umbilical cord?"
@showshortage46849 ай бұрын
Never gonna forget the time I walked up to a table and wanted to say "Can I get an appetizer to get you started?" And also "Would you like an appetizer to start you off?" What I actually said was, "Would you like an appetizer to get you off?"
@thebdqjet79748 ай бұрын
English is just such a 🤌✨FaNtAsTiC lAnGuAgE✨
@nathanhaimson8 ай бұрын
I would have been like HELL YEAH. Y'all got mozz sticks?? 😩🤌
@MidnightAndLuna8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@MidnightAndLuna8 ай бұрын
@@nathanhaimsonsame
@michaeledmunds70568 ай бұрын
At least you didn't say "can I get you off?"
@SuburbaniteUrbanite9 ай бұрын
I guarantee you that the manager seriously considered keeping “dougalicious” as a permanent greeting
@halfsine7 ай бұрын
*dougalicious*
@JiggyThe1st7 ай бұрын
*Skullemoji* licious
@livingonhighvibe6 ай бұрын
you would think as a normal person. Managers in these establishments are full of themselves, micromanaging, etc. The person prolly got yelled at or written up.
@L0LB1T1SN3AR6 ай бұрын
dougalicious
@OhSoStrawburi5 ай бұрын
Dougalicious
@Barely.Beth068 ай бұрын
I remember I was seating a family of 4 once. After they got seated, I looked at the woman and asked her “I’ll bring over some kids menus. Three, right?” She looked at me all confused and then told me they just needed two. One of the people, who I assumed was another kid, was in fact her husband
@Foxiz9 ай бұрын
Once when I was drunk, I walked in to a gas station to buy more alcohol, and it was *very* expensive. So I said to the cashier; "- THIS IS A ROBBERY!", realized what I had just said and quickly added; "by YOU! BY you! It's so expensive, it feels like you're robbing me!" Nailed that one! 😅
@Xnoob5459 ай бұрын
close one
@pissapocalypse8 ай бұрын
Whew that almost went bad
@Mcasii158 ай бұрын
Fucken nailed it dude
@thunderibiscuitz78938 ай бұрын
He had us in the first half ngl
@roflBeck8 ай бұрын
Dodged a bullet there, your own bullets.
@kelseyjaffer9 ай бұрын
I worked at Starbucks for years. They make you call out “Welcome in!!” to anyone who walks through the door. I was sitting in my old Starbucks at one point last year working on my laptop (I don’t work there anymore), saw a person walk in out of the corner of my eye, and yelled out “WELCOME IN!!”. They didn’t say anything to me…the random person working on their laptop who had just enthusiastically welcomed them into the Starbucks
@Elitx7 ай бұрын
i would've just walked out and never returned
@breadgenie34147 ай бұрын
Lmao I’ve had a similar thing happen to me in a store, except I was the stranger getting greeted. I honestly found it quite amusing and just went “thanks!!”. You could see how embarrassed the accidental greeter was in the beginning, but we both ended up laughing after I greeted back.. Makes me just a tad sad that the stranger in your story ignored you 🫠
@subsoar57345 ай бұрын
i used to do this on break. i’d take my apron off and be sitting in the lobby and accidentally confuse the hell out of customers
@C.I...3 ай бұрын
"Welcome in" doesn't even make sense as a thing for the staff to say...
@LukeySkywookie7 күн бұрын
that's just muscle memory... or I guess mental memory?
@madpandakira47749 ай бұрын
I once greeted a customer by saying "hi how are you?" To which they said "good, how are you?" And I replied "doing alright! How are you?" And I think we would have just kept doing this if his wife hadn't started laughing at us. I have never been able to look this man in the eye since
@alexaar49518 ай бұрын
ive done this as well but what i do the most is that i greet a customer and then they follow up with "hows it going?" or "how are you?" and it never fully registers in my brain so i just scan their groceries in silence. i always feel so horrible 😭 like i realise i never replied but then it's too late now to reply because i only realised 10 seconds later and yeah 😭
@thebdqjet79748 ай бұрын
It actually took me an extra couple of seconds to realize the job brainrot moment in this comment, I had to read it TWICE (almost became an extra 3rd try too), I think this is a sign for me for the future 😭😭😭
@roflBeck8 ай бұрын
Think I've done that, I just add in a "Oh yeah, I said that already, haha."
@Ghiaman13348 ай бұрын
I've done that at least twice lmao
@p0lusthegremlin7 ай бұрын
I do this often
@alissamarquardt6 ай бұрын
I worked for a call center like 20 years ago and this is when customers were first learning to pay online. I had to do a temporary password reset for a customer and the only parameter was I tried to use was something simple so the customer could get back in to reset. I once told the customer "Ok, your temporary password is password - Capital P, lowercase assword". As soon as it was out of my mouth, the lady on the other line burst out laughing. I apologized profusely and my company loved playing the recorded call in training sessions. A friend told me they used it to train new employees on what not to do for years afterwards 😂😂
@solong_abigail2 ай бұрын
omg id be so embarrassed but glad it could be of use to others 😂
@EvoimationsАй бұрын
This works for two video sequels.
@lorenalulu57659 ай бұрын
Worked at an escape room for two years always had to give big speeches and always be “in character”. Got a side seasonal job Hot Topic and answered the phone with “Hello what are you escaping today!”. Terrified the person on the other end 😭💀💀
@highqualitygrunt81959 ай бұрын
If the person was ordering off hot topic they might have been excited
@alexstuff219 ай бұрын
everybody thanks Matt for everything but nobody thanks his mic, it goes through a lot to make these videos happen, so I'll say it, THANK YOU MATT ROSE’S MICROPHONE
@Gaons.hair_9 ай бұрын
I think we should thank his wife too. thanks, Matts wife
@seplol9 ай бұрын
@@Gaons.hair_dont forget his chair. thanks, matt’s chair
@queerwizard9 ай бұрын
mattrophone
@mixiekins9 ай бұрын
especially on this one, thanks mic for taking a swig of backwash for the team. absolute MVP.
@AnimationEvi9 ай бұрын
Matt: **Gargles and then sprays beer all over the microphone**
@tanini57409 ай бұрын
I used to work as a barista, and when I handed someone their coffee they asked if it was the lactose free one, and I just said "I hope so" and walked away. I actually didn't even know.
@Xnoob5459 ай бұрын
💀
@0_dearghealach_0838 ай бұрын
💀
@leobragaurbe8 ай бұрын
IM WHEEZING RN 😭😭
@DefNotEnder5 ай бұрын
💀
@Bubblegum-Cupcake4 ай бұрын
💀
@natedavis34417 ай бұрын
I work at Chick- fil - A, so when I worked up front it was policy to say the characteristic "My Pleasure". One time I went to say "my pleasure" and "no problem" at the same time and instead said, while looking them dead in the eye, "No pleasure. My problem. I"m sorry."
@lucasbabyflores15363 ай бұрын
Mood💀
@Borealis1092 ай бұрын
Sounds like you’re about to jump them
@munchkin63459 ай бұрын
A few days ago I had ordered something from Starbucks and the lady tried to say "have a nice day" and "have a lovely day" and ended up just telling me "have a lice!" I was with a friend and we stared at her, completely confused, until she explained. We laughed with her, then said the same thing to another customer about ten minutes later 💀 She was awesome
@CiCodiCadno9 ай бұрын
That lady infected you with a cognitohazard
@CartmanProd9 ай бұрын
I've done this same thing lol
@Rinalyyn9 ай бұрын
one time I was serving a family with a baby, the mom was in the middle of feeding the baby baby food and said “open wide for the food plane” and I just instinctively opened my mouth, I stood there for a few seconds with the family just watching until I started to walk away with my jaw gaping open, _still holding their food._ I had to go back and apologise
@Rinalyyn9 ай бұрын
most embarrassing thing ive ever done tbh
@polkadotss9 ай бұрын
LMFAOOOO
@therealsilly9 ай бұрын
I WOULD DIE BRO 💀
@HCR_9 ай бұрын
L
@Tyuf_9 ай бұрын
@@Rinalyynthis. this is the absolute worst one of them all and it's in the comment section of all places
@thedorkknight96849 ай бұрын
a friend of mine once discorded me through tears of laughter because her coworker was using the store's loudspeaker system and accidentally defaulted to his old job, saying "Attention K-Mart shoppers-" before panicking and realizing it was the wrong store. they work at bed bath and beyond.
@YarrBr08 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Wildflower4858 ай бұрын
RIP to both these stores
@0_dearghealach_0838 ай бұрын
"Attention, K-Mart shoppers! You're in the wrong store! Please leave!"
@Mega-Brick5 ай бұрын
@@0_dearghealach_083 I'd kill to have this kind of joke become a regular loudspeaker occurrence on April Fool's Day.
@shadowxxe8 ай бұрын
I once dialed the wrong number at work. A man with litterally the deepest voice ive heard answers and goes "Hello?" and i proceed to ask "Hi, is this claire I'm speaking to" this was followed by the man erupting into laughter pn the other end
@MiloTheMightyDude9 ай бұрын
Over my time as a cashier, I came to realize that when I said "Have a nice day," I really meant "Please leave." The day I accidentally said what I meant felt like I had a hole digged through me.
@blizzard_the_seal98639 ай бұрын
direct and to the point! also absolutely hilarious to picture in my head LMAO
@RyanTosh9 ай бұрын
The worst is when I accidentally tell people to have a nice day before they've paid, and instantly realize and instinctively go "wait never mind"
@vaporcobra9 ай бұрын
god that's too real
@spideraba7698 ай бұрын
@@RyanTosh I'm sorry, Ma'am, nice days are for paying customers only.
@livingonhighvibe6 ай бұрын
I would have laughed my ass off. haha
@yahiamice_cantaloupe9 ай бұрын
"Edward will be your sedward", funniest thing I've heard in my entire life. Almost sounds like a Nickelodeon show from the mid 2000's
@SquiddyBonneBouche8 ай бұрын
Yes 😂😂😂
@AdeleEevee7 ай бұрын
true ytp vibes 🤣
@SERGEANTJACKSONAUTTP6 ай бұрын
@@AdeleEevee now that's a word i haven't heard in a long time...
@TRMofYT5 ай бұрын
My name is Edward XD
@cheeseburgermonkey71045 ай бұрын
@@AdeleEevee FR
@hithere27419 ай бұрын
Matt’s like a humour amplifier, I laugh more at these things if he reads it out loud.
@The360MlgNoscoper9 ай бұрын
Reminds me of Soothouse. British people are somehow the funniest and least funny people on Earth.
@gurllovesdragons9 ай бұрын
Can confirm
@gurllovesdragons9 ай бұрын
Can confirm
@gurllovesdragons9 ай бұрын
Can confirm
@The360MlgNoscoper9 ай бұрын
@woah_silly_goober Can confirm
@hellagia21517 ай бұрын
My favorite that I got REMEMBERED for was when I went to Pizza Hut and tried to order a pepperoni pizza and said “a large hand tossed pizza.” They go “toppings?” “Pizza.” Had a guy call me “pizza on pizza” when I came in next. XD
@blufferfish08969 ай бұрын
I’ve lost count of the amount of times I’ve tried to tell a customer to have a good day and have a nice day, and ended up telling them to “have a nice gay”
@Blxe_Angel8 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@brinleyhamer7297 ай бұрын
have agice gay
@loneshadow08446 ай бұрын
Have a nice gay Have a good evening (it's morning shift) Have a good morning (it's evening shift) Have a -um -hmm (customer already left) -have a good day.
@Sqwidiot6 ай бұрын
oh, I certainly will ;3
@oren13055 ай бұрын
Damn, glad I'm not the only one.
@Dogeycorgi9 ай бұрын
As someone who has never been in customer service, I can’t relate but I can laugh
@Florb_Underscore469 ай бұрын
Real
@Cannotoad12019 ай бұрын
F Edit: how did I get 8 likes just by typing the letter f I was just spamming it on random comments
@jwalster94129 ай бұрын
As someone who as worked outside of customer service, and basically never deals with people I laughed.
@sodacanimations9 ай бұрын
same
@timesnewlogan20329 ай бұрын
You are one of the luckiest people alive, then.
@jules_is_tired9 ай бұрын
i have my own announcement horror story. i work at ulta, and i finally memorized one of our announcements and had ran through it without the script once that day. i tried to do it again and blanked part of the way through, so i ended up saying, "attention ulta beauties! do you want to save 20%... OH NO" and i tried to hang up the phone but I DROPPED IT WHILE THE LOUDSPEAKER WAS STILL ON SO IT WAS DEAFENING AND EVERYONE IN THE STORE WITNESSED IT. my coworkers laughed at me for the rest of the day
@0_dearghealach_0837 ай бұрын
That's hilarious!
@Eatbutternow6 ай бұрын
I used to work in a grocery store. Once I was walking down a busy isle and had to squeeze past a very large woman. She was putting a package of bacon in her shopping cart. I meant so say excuse me to her, but instead I looked her right in the eyes and said ”cannibalism” with a big smile in my face.
@kingluigi38205 ай бұрын
I’m not religious, but it’s a god given miracle that you’re even alive to this day
@handsomepenguin.76592 ай бұрын
LMFAOOOO
@danmartin7823Ай бұрын
@@kingluigi3820No, he just forgot to mention the part where he outran her.
@averagecoffeefan12 күн бұрын
Oh my god 😭
@thewinterprince17318 ай бұрын
I worked at a McDonalds part-time for three years after high school. One night, I was at home getting ready for bed, and I was preparing to say my nightly prayer. I started the prayer with "Welcome to McDonalds-" then caught myself and broke into a fit of laughter. I had just welcomed God to a McDonalds that I wasn't even in at the time. It was that night that I decided it was time to get out of there. X3
@kendrahall59027 ай бұрын
Rotflmao!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@EASgirl257 ай бұрын
that’s real funny
@technicolourmyles7 ай бұрын
This is one of the best things I've ever read on the internet
@trevorendeavors79727 ай бұрын
Was He able to fix the ice cream machine at least?
@Preinstallable6 ай бұрын
McDonalds in Heaven has always working ice cream machine, perpetual mcrib and shamrock shake
@CaptainObliviousV9 ай бұрын
Honestly, I have so much respect for customer service workers. One time me and my family were heading home from a vacation, it was early in the morning, I was still half asleep, and we stopped at a McDonald’s for breakfast. I really wanted a pie, but didn’t know if I wanted apple or cherry so I decided to get both. When it was my turn to order I stared the cashier lady in the eyes and said “I would like two *apple* pies, one apple and one cherry.” Bless her heart, either she was still tired too or she was used to this kind of thing, because she didn’t even bat an eye, meanwhile my dad is trying his best to not laugh, my sister is rolling on the floor in hysterics, and my mom also not being a morning person was just as clueless to what I said as I was. I was completely mortified once I realized what I had said, but hey at least I got my pies.
@kr0kon9 ай бұрын
if you hadn'tve put the apple bit in bold i wouldn't of noticed either T-T
@soupcangaming6629 ай бұрын
I wonder if she was conflicted on one apple pie, one cherry or 2 apple pies, another apple pie, and a cherry pie. Or 2 apple pies, an apple, and a cherry.
@devononair9 ай бұрын
I suppose the worst is you could have ended up with four pies!
@deltazangoose37119 ай бұрын
As someone who used to work at a McDonalds through my teenage years I can confirm I *did* get this sort of thing a lot and was definitely used to it.
@mabogibo5259 ай бұрын
So you got your pisssssss
@sturmovik12749 ай бұрын
Several weeks after I started working at Walgreens, I was home alone late one night. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw my cat walk into the room... and I turned and asked her if I could help her find anything.
@katie77489 ай бұрын
I met my husband at a Walgreens 😊
@veveastrid8 ай бұрын
I work at an asian fast food place that has spring rolls as well as noodles. A person in the drive once tried to order 6 noodles, and I was like you mean 6 packages, he said no I mean 6 noodles. I was so stunned and told him we don't sell noodles individually, this confused him. The back and forth continued until I asked if he meant something other than noodles, turns out he didn't realize that he had said the word noodle in place of spring rolls for the past two minutes
@samissomewhere45739 ай бұрын
I used to work at a donut shop. When referring to the donut holes, a man asked "how much is half a dozen?" I said "six." He meant the price.
@Muchacho19949 ай бұрын
S I X
@skullmastergamer8 ай бұрын
What if it was $6 lol
@0_dearghealach_0837 ай бұрын
Technically correct.
@pyxlated_void47194 ай бұрын
I love how you have to click the read more button too see the end
@EvoimationsАй бұрын
I think I just found the newest entry for r/technicallythetruth.
@thedancingparamedic9 ай бұрын
here’s a story that actually happened to me today. I’m a paramedic and I had a patient that thanked me for my help once we got him into his room in the ER and I replied with “no, thank YOU” and left. I was like, did I just thank this man for having a medical episode?
@velvetbutterfly9 ай бұрын
Depending on what country you're in it could be taken as "thank you for keeping me employed" or "thanks for your money"
@ashiningsoul4498 ай бұрын
I'm currently just an EMT but I wanna go to the paramedic level. I can absolutely see myself doing this.
@TheCreateCraftJurassic9 ай бұрын
Once my teacher told a story of how the waiter went around and asked her, “how is your food?” My teacher said that it was bad, and the waiter said “great!” And walked away. Later she came back and said, “Excuse me, did you say you didn’t like it?”
@LeonyxHasBigDumbEnergy7 ай бұрын
Working at a little cafe once, had a regular came in (who I knew quite well) and he ordered a hot tea from me. I rang him up, turned to start his tea, and was just talking away to him. When I was done, I popped the lid on, turned back to him, handed it off and went, “Careful. It’s… tea.” I meant to say that it was hot, but my brain had shut off a long time before then. I was on hour 8 of a 10 hour shift, with no break. He opened the lid, and acted scared to see it to make me laugh (which worked) as I slowly slunk to the floor in embarrassment.
@LeonyxHasBigDumbEnergy4 ай бұрын
@batrachianbill9760 sadly, not everywhere has laws that help or favor employees. Where I worked at the time I worked there was one of them.
@konservedpeanuts9 ай бұрын
While doing an internship for school at Hemköp (a Swedish grocery store), an old lady told me that God had made me work there because he hated me. She told me this after her having found the specifically non-organic lentils that I had failed to point out the location of a few minutes prior. This was truly an eye opening experience for 14-year old me, I have had nothing but respect for everyone working in the service industry since.
@Jennilynne9 ай бұрын
Y'know. Reading this I realized that even though I've worked somewhere that sells groceries for years now that I have people ask if we carey something explicitly in organic but never non-organic 🤔
@michaelk.37159 ай бұрын
I work in a hardware store and once a customer pointed me out to his kid and said something like "that's why you should stay in school".
@sensifacient9 ай бұрын
@michaelk.3715 I got that one too when I was cashiering in a craft shop. A lady said to her daughter, "If you don't go to college, you'll end up like HER." I was like, "I'm actually going to college right now!" and she gave me SUCH a vicious glare, haha.
@konservedpeanuts9 ай бұрын
@@michaelk.3715It's weird because I was very much a 14 year old who was very much still in school.
@womp35719 ай бұрын
Hur fick du jobb på hemköp så liten??? ingen affär kring mig vill ge jobb åt MINST en 17 åring på typp feriejobb :')
@ceaslug97919 ай бұрын
I work at Starbucks, and one time I was asking a customer for her name. When she answered I was going to respond with “oh, perfect!” But instead I tripped up on my words and said , “oh, person!” Like I was surprised to see a human being in the drive through.
@NightZoneDE9 ай бұрын
I mean, it's Starbucks... are the customers there even human?
@unrenewable9 ай бұрын
gender-neutral "oh man"
@EatAnOctorok9 ай бұрын
Post-apocalyptic Starbucks romance story when?
@ceaslug97919 ай бұрын
@@NightZoneDE I ask myself that question on the daily.
@sunnobeats9 ай бұрын
when i was 13 and worked at a cafe for a school project there was this day where the apple pie with whipped cream was really popular and i got used to spraying the cream. at some point there was this guy who put his hand out (he wanted a napkin) and i nodded and said "yes sir" AND SPRAYED THE CREAM ON HIS HAND. he was absolutely shocked to the core and i hid in the bathroom for the next 30 minutes.
@Xnoob5459 ай бұрын
Lmfao
@nannikira8 ай бұрын
you had a job at THIRTEEN---- man i'm fifteen and i still can't get a job😭😭😭(i want one cuz i want money of my own)
@yn2628 ай бұрын
@@nannikirareal but they said it was for a school project so it likely was for a short time
@technophobian29627 ай бұрын
@@nannikiraEnjoy the free time while it lasts. It's nice to be financially independent, but the free time you get as a teen is pretty nice too.
@AstsUnfound4 ай бұрын
the fact im thirteen and is prone to doing this makes it ten times funnier.
@skullmastergamer8 ай бұрын
Imagine the guy calling that “Douglas” place and just hearing the other person say “dougalicious” and then they hang up
@rainyparade78678 ай бұрын
One time when I was selling girl scout cookies, I attempted to call out to a woman passing the front of the store, "Do you want to buy some girl scout cookies?" BUT INSTEAD, I SLAMMED my hands onto the cookie table, and YELLED "HEY! YOU WANT TO GO?" My friends were of course all there selling as well. They never let me live this down.
@averyholmes53943 ай бұрын
That woman probably got the life scared out of her
@enzoqueijao3 ай бұрын
@@averyholmes5394 Only two things can truly scare me in this life: hippos and little girls
@Brass3192 ай бұрын
at that point you've just gotta commit to it and jump the counter
@andromeda_va392 ай бұрын
Aaand I just peed myself a little
@0_dearghealach_0832 ай бұрын
Damn, Girl Scouts are really determined to sell their cookies, even ready to start throwing hands.
@2nukitv2189 ай бұрын
As someone who currently works in customer service I laughed harder than I normally do because of how relatable some of these were. I once confidently told someone “Good morning!” It was the very end of my shift and was quite dark out. I was also outside at the time as well.
@Code7Unltd9 ай бұрын
>"Good Morning" >dark outside Are you sure that wasn't in the early morning?
@2nukitv2189 ай бұрын
@@Code7Unltd Nope, I was night shift.
@NoriMori19928 ай бұрын
I would always accidentally say "have a good day" when it was night, or keep saying "have a good weekend" after the weekend had ended. So I just gave up and would always say "have a good one." Can't ever be wrong with that one.
@anxiety_ridden38 ай бұрын
@@2nukitv218 was it past midnight
@nathanhaimson8 ай бұрын
Oof, I've done that before. I was usually on closing shifts, but I would occasionally open, and I was so used to saying "have a good night", I would sometimes say that to people at like 6am.
@littlebird85159 ай бұрын
worked as a CVS cashier and one night it was really slow so I chilled out next to the pharmacy desk taking to the pharmacist about video games. An old dude came in and picked up a prescription and the pharmacist said: "That'll 28 dollars and 68 fucking cents." to which she immediately apologized to him profusely because he was very polite and nice. Me and the other pharmacists were cry-laughing, and the old dude was really cool with it and laughed too.
@roflBeck8 ай бұрын
That's pretty funny, I like that.
@literallytrash18698 ай бұрын
Not customer service related, but it reminded me of this story from a few weeks ago: I work as a mechanic in assembly and I had to remove a little item by drilling it out because I assembled it in the wrong place. It was a plastic item however and it melted a little in the process. I had to order a new one so I went to one of the responsible quality inspectors and I wanted to say "Can you order a new one, it got damaged during assembly" but I completely forgot what I wanted to say so instead I looked him silently in the eyes and said "it melted" with no context as to what melted and started laughing because it sounded so stupid.
@AvenRox9 ай бұрын
Could you *imagine* being that customer calling, hearing the person on the other end say "dougalicious" and then having the call abruptly end
@quincylancer9 ай бұрын
Nice to know this happens to everyone. I worked at a grocery store and asked a guy if he had a rewards card for the store as I was giving him back the rewards card
@yefr8r9 ай бұрын
that happened to me multiple times.
@tybeaud29049 ай бұрын
i've done that so many times 💀
@VeraEdelman9 ай бұрын
I’ve definitely asked people if they wanted a bag while putting their things in a bag
@TarisLuna9 ай бұрын
I answered the phone at work with "Hi mom."
@AtticusKarpenter9 ай бұрын
When you do something so many times, brain begin to try reduce amount of energy spent on that mundane task, and reduce HARD
@LordCrate-du8zm9 ай бұрын
As someone who doesn't work in customer service, I declare this extremely relatable.
@TheCommentReviewer9 ай бұрын
While this comment isn't awful, it uses an overused template and fails to offer unique perspective. 3/10
@SuprSBG9 ай бұрын
Yes
@vibrantgleam4 ай бұрын
@@TheCommentReviewer Who are you?
@kiernanhowell-mackinley1733Ай бұрын
@@vibrantgleamThey're a comment reviewer can't you read
@MarbleFox162Ай бұрын
My sister worked at chick-fil-a. Her name is Alaina. In the drive thru, she had to say, “it’s a great day for chick-fil-a” and then their name, but she was really tired, and instead said “it’s a great day for chick-fil-aina” God bless her.
@FinalFaith9 ай бұрын
I worked at McDonald’s and one day a woman and her daughter came in and asked for an M&M Mcflurry. For some reason I could not for the life of me make an M&M McFlurry. So I made an Oreo one. And I threw it away. Then I made another Oreo McFlurry. And I threw it away. And another. And another. This went on probably 6-8 times at which the mother and daughter both just started feeling bad for me. The mother even called out “No!” as I was making what would be the last mistake that night. I just gave up and asked a co-worker to make them an M&M McFlurry. Deep down, maybe, I wanted them to have an Oreo McFlurry because I would never eat an M&M McFlurry. Theories still ongoing.
@aynDRAWS9 ай бұрын
I've been there. You make it wrong the first time, and then the second time, so you assure yourself you'll get it right this time but you second guess what's actually right and what's wrong and get stuck in a loop
@0_dearghealach_0838 ай бұрын
You musta really wanted an Oreo McFlurry.
@agarcia39866 ай бұрын
LMAO clearly there was a love affair between you and the Oreos
@Amazonianarya9 ай бұрын
I had some pretty bad brainrot when I worked at CVS in the pharmacy. I was picked to do a PA for a customer, and hadn't done one before so I was like "Hello, hello, is this on?" all over the store, before I recognized it was on and finished the announcement with the other techs cracking up at my reaction. I also wanted to do a follow up call for a patient, reached his spouse, and she confusedly asked "isn't he there already?" I called the pharmacist's wife looking for him while he was working, 10 ft away from me.
@reid30319 ай бұрын
Spent a decade in customer service, and I never will do it again, but I fondly remember the time I worked at the Best Buy complant desk, and I tried to tell someone "Stop harrassing Arash" (my coworker) but it came out as "Stop harrash her ass", and I paused in a fit of brain rot and confidently concluded "...her ashes." Dude slammed the desk and left.
@ImaginaryAlchemist9 ай бұрын
Well, it got him to leave so I'd say that's a win
@aworthlessmanofnoworth70416 ай бұрын
i was reading the last part and said "dude slammed the left and desk" these comments are getting to me
@SamuraiFluff5 ай бұрын
My wife worked at a local diner. The sign was off but door was unlocked. My wife has a seizure condition and startling her can make her as she puts it "floppy fish". Sadly you can just walk past her sometimes when she is not expecting it and she will be started. Unbeknownst to her a local walked in and was expecting food an hour before opening. She had no idea he was there because she had headphones on. She turned locked eyes screamed bloody murder and collapsed. The guy was unfazed and still tried to ask the manger to take his order while the manger attended to my wife.
@michelleadamchak13309 ай бұрын
Ah.....Matt, you could read a stereo instruction manual outloud and I would laugh. You, sir, are a comedic genius, and in a world where laughter is rare, you brighten my day immensely. Thank you! ❤🏵️♥️
@MichaelDarrow-tr1mn9 ай бұрын
i agree. matt please read a stereo instruction manual
@eeyorehaferbock78709 ай бұрын
@@MichaelDarrow-tr1mnespecially one for a stereo created by some Japanese company that doesn’t even bother finding a proper translator for their manuals…
@official-obama9 ай бұрын
@@Abigblueworld you noticed that absolutely no one has ever liked your comments? i didn't
@indomitablesloth24379 ай бұрын
I would also like the stereo instruction manual video
@NobodyisAnybody9 ай бұрын
@@Abigblueworld You’ve technically only written 32, but whatever
@Maerahn9 ай бұрын
I once worked in a pub restaurant where we had shorthand codes for all the items on the menu, that the kitchen and waiting staff used to comunicate the orders quicker. One of our specials was the spinach and mushroom lasagna, which, in kitchen code, was 'SML' and we verbally pronounced as "smell,' for speed. On one occasion, a waitress took an order out to a table of two people - a fish and chips and one of our spinach and mushroom lasagnas. She presented the fish and chips to the man with no issue, but when it came to his wife she accidentally used the kitchen code for the lasagna instead of the actual name - meaning she held it in front of her and said "SML?" (i.e "smell?") The look of fear and confusion on the face of the poor customer as she nervously leaned forward and obediently took a sniff of her lasagna..!
@neprinadervogelweid18038 ай бұрын
7:16 "WE WILL WE WILL, SHIT SHIT. WE WILL WE WILL SHIT SHIT. CMON, SING IT."
@handmadegoods7 ай бұрын
I’m extremely embarrassed to admit that I very audibly did sing it. LOUDLY
@MrMatthias9 ай бұрын
Replying "Okay" to that customer telling them where to shove that pizza is kind of a power move, really
@cameronblack78229 ай бұрын
this video was MADE for me- here’s some of my stories: i work at a restaurant and im a host so im consistently telling people to enjoy! (very enthusiastic) their meal. on more than one occasion someone has asked me for the location of our bathroom and after telling them and they say thank you i go “please enjoy!” the amount of awkward looks i’ve gotten is insane. also, one time i was helping out a customer over the phone and he said thank you and i was trying to say “no problem” and “my pleasure” and i said “my problems…. umm goodbye” and hung up. i was also helping with a doctor pepper sampling one time and we were giving out dr pepper zero sugar cans in dr pepper koozies and someone came up to me and asked if we were selling the koozies and i tried to tell him “they’re free” while also says “it’s dr pepper zero sugar” and looked this man dead in the eyes and said “it’s free sugar!” and shoved the can into his hands.
@i.minpayne25617 ай бұрын
ah, my favorite verbal fuck-ups: "my problem" and its older brother "no pleasure"
@miss.dazzle.059 ай бұрын
I work in retail and a customer I had helped left and told me to have a great day, and I just replied with “hi”. Realizing my mistake I yelled “WAIT NO HAVE A GREAT DAY” and startled the person next to me. I also once told someone the signs were on sale instead of “the sales are on the signs”. I’m usually an eloquent speaker but gosh dang it customer service brainrot really throws that out of the window.
@jessicacallaghan80829 ай бұрын
The number of times I've said "good morning" when it's clearly nighttime; ended an order with "what can I get for you?" as I'm handing their card back; asked for their name multiple times even though I already wrote it down... Also I work at CFA so I'll often end an interaction with "My pleasure" even if they never said "thank you"... the worst though was like 10 minutes before close, I went to read out their total and just... forgot how to read numbers. Like I had to stop and think about what those symbols meant and how to pronounce them
@AaronRotenberg9 ай бұрын
"The sales are on the signs" is interesting because it could be interpreted as either: - "the items that are on sale are listed by signs"; or - the converse of "the signs are on sale", i.e. "any item that is on sale is a sign."
@miss.dazzle.059 ай бұрын
@@jessicacallaghan8082 I’ve done the opposite….I usually close so when I do open, I often ask “what are we shopping for tonight” when it’s like 10:30 in the morning 😂 I used to work at CFA as well and it took forever to get out of the “my pleasure” habit
@miss.dazzle.059 ай бұрын
@@AaronRotenberg I work at a clothing store so it’s obvious that the signs aren’t on sale but that’s hilarious 😂😂
@jessicacallaghan80829 ай бұрын
@@miss.dazzle.05 honestly I just always seem to say the opposite of whatever it is... I've definitely said "good evening" at 8am
@redforest92696 ай бұрын
8:03 Girl's mom: Who taught you to act like that? Girl: *points at cat* Cat: You have betrayed me for the last time, kitten!
@JetSetDman9 ай бұрын
your line delivery when saying "fucklet chodgecake" was immaculate
@dean35079 ай бұрын
I used to work at a pet supply store. One day my boss was looking at the cans we put out and she didn’t like how we organized it. She grumbled something along the lines of “oh so stupid“ but I thought she said “Yum good soupy“ so I started cheering like “yes, very good soupy the dogs love it” and she was not impressed
@livingonhighvibe6 ай бұрын
a standard square, typical manager. Also, warrants a report to HR.
@EvanOnPawzz144 ай бұрын
Yum good soupy. Love it.
@doreririfasolatido3 ай бұрын
im crying at this comment omg
@wolfeyyy42269 ай бұрын
"that'll be all" "yeah I get that a lot" probably the perfect thing to say if someone is socially awkward with you as a worker, just to break the tension
@RavenclawNimbus7 ай бұрын
That one killed me
@SeanIsAnxious3 ай бұрын
My coworker once answered the phone and instead of saying “Papa’s Pizza, pick up or delivery?” Like we always do, she said “papa pleep plop” and just stood there for a minute registering what she said. I laugh everytime I think about it
@ThisFreakingDuck9 ай бұрын
You posted this the VERY SAME DAY I called a customer with a concern about their tub/shower not working, and told them that I’d heard they needed a help with some plub.
@chelseawhite71179 ай бұрын
I picked up the phone at my job while looking at my boss hoping she would help me with the sheer volume of people calling in. Instead of asking the customer on the phone “can you hold?” I asked “can you help me?” Also Matt, normally idc how you refer to yourself- except you’ve identified yourself as being 33 recently, which is the same age as me, so can you …. PLEASE….. not call yourself “middle aged”? 😭🤣😭 we’ve got seven years left!
@Jennilynne9 ай бұрын
As someone who turned 40 late last year... Even I'm not ready 😢
@ImaginaryAlchemist9 ай бұрын
Bruh I just turned 30, there's no way I'm almost middle aged already 💀
@maddythelion9 ай бұрын
I'm 38 and definitely not middle-aged. Planning to live to 100. 😎
@shapular9 ай бұрын
Same SKULL EMOJIIIII
@aboxinspace3 ай бұрын
I'm 27 and I've felt middle-aged for the past 15 years 😂
@lynneabrown46569 ай бұрын
I once did a closing announcement where I stuttered horribly and exclaimed "fuck-" and then restarted the announcement and ended it with "holy shit" because I thought I pushed the end button but it was still going and like four people stopped shopping just to stare at me 💀
@Xnoob5459 ай бұрын
ok this is extremely funny
@lynneabrown46568 ай бұрын
@XnoobSpeakable I like to look back and laugh now, but I was so embarrassed at the time I had to step away for a breather lmaoooo
@shay_d79075 ай бұрын
YOU DID THE DEATH NOTE SOUND EFFECT! YES!!! I feel like if I was in customer service, I would do all of these things in chronological order.
@The_True_Joseph_Joestar9 ай бұрын
Putting a card in a customers mouth is unbelievable, had me dying
@JurassicGlitchy9 ай бұрын
Sounds like a scene from a Mr. Bean episode tbh
@meraklija3168 ай бұрын
@JurassicGlitchy and I feel it's absolutely something I could do because I'm distracted easily and tend to do things automatically.😂 Took the card -> should put it back where I took it -> to customer's mouth.
@shellshockhkmk78169 ай бұрын
Matt is one of the KZbinrs who never fail to make me laugh no matter the mood. If you see this Matt, Hope your having a good start to your week
@Matt_Rose9 ай бұрын
Thanks, you too!!
@stalin2089 ай бұрын
Hi Matt Stalin loves you comrade.
@DTAM-Aviation2909 ай бұрын
@@Matt_Roseoi
@imbored4579 ай бұрын
I first read this as “no matter the food” and got confused, maybe it’s because I have food across the room but no energy to get it
@Swift_Lemon9 ай бұрын
@@imbored457........di did you get it?
@liastaob9 ай бұрын
I love that sausage selling picture, it genuinely looks like you're the only happy person there, and the two guys you're holding on to have absorbed like 10 percent of your happiness.
@Arlosdarkcloset4 ай бұрын
The fact that this video is what stopped me from having a mental breakdown is very telling as to where I'm at mentally
@levipeterken40209 ай бұрын
Matt, thanks for providing invaluable content that I can fall asleep to (is that a compliment?)
@iqzario4animations2039 ай бұрын
Thought you were one of those annoying mr beast pfp people but it’s just a Pokémon lol
@Matt_Rose9 ай бұрын
Sleep well!! Sorry if my megaphone wakes you up 😬
@cr_chain9 ай бұрын
@@Matt_Rose lol
@Cannotoad12019 ай бұрын
F
@iqzario4animations2039 ай бұрын
@@Matt_Rose 😔 ofc you have to reply, now I won’t get likes😭😭😭 unless 😔👉👈
@summershaffer92379 ай бұрын
I work at a Culvers and while taking an old man’s order, I heard one of my coworkers barking. after I finished I loudly asked “who is going feral back there?!?” the mic was still on.
@TheStellarMars9 ай бұрын
The rampaging gorilla in the corner:
@0_dearghealach_0837 ай бұрын
Coworker... barking?!
@rivplaysgames7 ай бұрын
I worked at a culvers for a bit, as an order taker (both window, and front) , and confidently said "The Chicken Is Out Of Season" to a drive customer. When I meant Out Of Stock. When they came to the window to pay for their order, I said "Out of season? Like its a fucking vegetable-" infront of them.... ....I will remember this for the rest of my life, surely.
@rivplaysgames7 ай бұрын
Also, honestly, people barking at Culver's does not surprise me. You get one of those long shifts and your brain turns to mush, fun times fr fr.😂
@zerir.37265 ай бұрын
working at dq with a bunch of middleaged women and teenagers feel this a lot. Last week our manager called everyone to give them a weird pep talk and left the mic on while there was a line putside for everyone to hear it
@sparkleshoe22249 ай бұрын
I worked in retail for two years, and the amount of times I led someone to a dressing room but was so tired I couldn’t string words together properly so I ended up telling a random customer who hadn’t done anything “thank you” and then just walking away is shameful.
@djsnowpdxАй бұрын
This is therapy for me. I panicked in front of another employee while trying to ask her to do something for a pair of customers where we were working, and when she agreed to do it, I said thanks! I love you.
@duplollamaree12509 ай бұрын
as somebody with slow processing which can occasionally result in a less-than-fortunate spoonerism or incomprehensible/rude phrase, I felt every single one of these deep in my bones and I wish all of these people a swift and easy recovery
@lemolea95719 ай бұрын
Yes! I have slow processing too and so many people have called me stupid for it. Like?? I'm not stupid I just take a bit longer to do stuff.
@Kris.krisis9 ай бұрын
Same 😭
@blizzard_the_seal98639 ай бұрын
REALLLL theres a lot of space between my words when i talk specifically cause it takes me so long to find the words i want to say, its probably very much preferable over this lol (still annoying when ppl just say “never mind” and move on tho…… like bro wait a sec im getting there 😭)
@lemolea95719 ай бұрын
@@blizzard_the_seal9863 So real. It also causes me to interrupt people a lot because by the time I've understood what's been said, they've started talking, it's so annoying. And sometimes I just don't finish sentences or say something wrong and my friends look at me weird because I thought I said something that made sense but forgot to say the end or whatever. I try to take my time to think out what I'm going to say but in a conversation it's hard to keep up that way so I just end up saying the first thing that comes to mind. It's gotten me in trouble a few times haha.
@duplollamaree12509 ай бұрын
@@blizzard_the_seal9863 Oh my god I HAAATE when people just go "nvm :/" and move on like I WAS GOING TO TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!! /! gimme a minute
@townsemikah9 ай бұрын
I once mixed up the steps I was supposed to go through as a cashier so badly that I ended up asking the customer "Are you a phone?" I was supposed to first ask if they were a member of our rewards program, then ask for their phone # number if they were.
@RV17019 ай бұрын
😂 😂 ahahaha oh man
@ImaginaryAlchemist9 ай бұрын
Reminds me of the time I was trying to ask a customer if they had an account with us. I usually say "are you a member with us?" or "do you have a phone number with us?" But my brain glitched and I said "do you have a member with us?" 🙃
@aynDRAWS9 ай бұрын
I have absolutely done this before---
@johnnytheyoungmaestro9 ай бұрын
I was at Wendy's during one of my lunch breaks a couple weeks ago, and I asked for a single burger, and then I actually asked the cashier: "Do you guys have a 6-piece Chicken McNuggets?" I instantly realized what I said. She jokingly said back to me: "We have a 6-piece Chicken Nuggets, we don't serve McNothing!" That was probably my dumbest moment at a restaurant. 😱🤣
@0_dearghealach_0838 ай бұрын
Pretty clever response on her part, lolol!
@SpitfireKitty6 ай бұрын
I was at the point of tears laughing while watching this. All you could hear from the other room was just a maniacal, "HeeHeheEehe" 🤣🤣 I didnt realize i needed a laugh so bad 😭
@serenitywingss9 ай бұрын
i was trying to eat while watching this and it was a mistake, i legitimately almost spat out my food laughing like five times. you're a freaking blessing matt rose lmao
@devilsdaughter53389 ай бұрын
I will never forget the time I was in a pub in Cornwall, we had just ordered our food and drink and the waiter replied with ‘okay, I lo- I lov- I- I Uhm- I love you guys, I’ll get your drinks in a seconds’ he walked off smiling yet embarrassed and I didn’t see him again for the rest of the evening
@sensifacient9 ай бұрын
It's unbearably cute. I used to have to call people early to give them work assignments, and sometimes people who haven't woken up default to a sleepy little "okay...love you, bye" and my reaction was like 🥹 every time, lol
@subjectverbargument98719 ай бұрын
bro forgot none of his friends can remember previous time loops 😔
@thmxsz22 күн бұрын
bro no please forget this shit ive done more then enough of this kind of dumb shit and i cant live with people remembering
@ThatT3FESchoolBus9 ай бұрын
I used to work at Chick-fil-A. My first day on the job, I placed down the trays and when the teenage girls told me “thank you”, I gave an awkward smile and said “My problem”. I was thinking of “No problem” and “My pleasure” at the same time.
@nathanbarnes72178 ай бұрын
I work as a cashier in a grocery store. Once had a customer buying what looked to be some food platters, so I asked, "You guys having a party?" The customer looked at me and whispered, "It's for a funeral. " Never have I wanted to die quicker than that
@midnightdemon54489 ай бұрын
Where I work we have to card every customer for alcohol sales, and sometimes I make a joke when ringing customers out by saying ‘oh sorry, the computer says you’re too young, we’ll have to put it back’ And one time I looked the customer in the eye and said with a completely straight face ‘Sorry, it says you’re too old’ to a guy that was maybe mid 30s?? I almost died 😭 😭 💀
@ArtinVulpin9 ай бұрын
I work at a local cafe and one time I was taking a customers order. They decided to order onion rings and that automatically comes with a sauce, including ranch. When asking them I tried to say "What kind of sauce would you like with that" but instead I said "What kind of ranch would you like with sauce?"
@Zipesthemanokit9 ай бұрын
This time I was the customer at a Mother's Day thing, and I gave the guy the right amount of money for a candle. Afterwards I said "Keep the change" because I saw it in movies and thought you just was meant to say it. I was like 7 and it still haunts me to this day...
@Tabby.exe_8 ай бұрын
“What would you like for dessert?” “Can I have the chocolate fudge cake?” “You mean the fucklet chodgecake?” “Yeah, that one!”
@stevefurrier99322 ай бұрын
Its bettee thsn calling it a chocolate fuckcake
@fractalisomega95179 ай бұрын
Was helping this lady out in the meat dept during thanksgiving and she was looking through all the turkeys, she asked me “Do these birds get any bigger?” I said “No ma’am they’re dead”
@natenolan86165 ай бұрын
wow thats so funny, it's almost like i've read it multiple times before on reddit and twitter for the past 3 years
@fractalisomega95175 ай бұрын
@@natenolan8616 Touch grass lmao
@natenolan86165 ай бұрын
@@fractalisomega9517 babe im not the one reposting funny stories like they're mine, but go off
@kylanvelpa37909 ай бұрын
I once told an old lady "You look finished" and she did like the most outrageously amused reaction!- I WAS CLEARLY TALKING ABOUT THE EMPTY GLASS NOT HER AGE!!! 🤦 Thankfully she and her family were lovely to me as I served them all night, and I even helped carry their luggage the next morning as they left the inn. Honestly those are the moments I loved serving ppl - when you got to form little connections with people you'll prolly never see again. Makes the world feel less lonely.
@romasissues9 ай бұрын
Thank you Matt for making me laugh when I thought I felt like all my emotions were sucked away. You're a highlight in my otherwise pressure-filled day
@cojec9 ай бұрын
I was having an awful day, watched this video, and started laughing uncontrollably after ten minutes of a British man reading brainrot experiences. I hope you're feeling better, whoever you are. You deserve it
@henryB-k5j8 ай бұрын
I used to work with children and wanted some of them to help me with something, after none of them volunteered I said with too much confidence "if you're not a volunteer, you're a victim!"
@ManuelMediocre9 ай бұрын
Out of the plethora of KZbin channels who read funny comments or memes as their main content, yours is the only one that has truly made me cry laughing multiple times. You really have a knack for finding genuinely hilarious stuff to read and I personally think you also add a lot with how you read them out and the little sound bites you put in. Cheers for the laughs
@TheRealEITSRow9 ай бұрын
My bf and I now call you "Rat Moses", we watch your videos together, too. Thank you, Rat Moses, for being British
@ElSings9 ай бұрын
AS A CHICK FIL A WORKER THE ONE ABOUT MISTAKING KIDS FOR DOGS HAPPENS CONSTANTLY ITS SO EMBARRASSING
@SavDerpy5 ай бұрын
I havent cried of laughter this hard probably in my life. Thank you.