GOOGLE TRANSLATE MAKES BREAD!

[@madd.ox_]

No one Brandon: **turns first step of a recipe into a inspirational speech**

[@ursularuprecht6033]

Imajhine Also Brandon -So I need a bowl-

[@destineecumberbatch9421]

So i need a bowl?

[@jordansleepy4711]

Imajhine what’s up my bruda

[@ellieb.craftsfun5820]

I know right! I am such a fan! That part was funny

[@Lozer832]

*So I need a bowl?*

[@maddichilds2634]

"Set an holy timer" "Set an alarm for 10:02 pm" " ..... w-why? "

[@blusire]

10:02 pm is the end of the holy timer

[@gaminghuskyforlife]

That made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe for a minute

[@jawsongaming8061]

A*

[@YetiYoghurt]

666 likes..

[@helloitsme1232]

timestamp?

[@jjtpg]

Take everything Bob Ross says and run that through Google Translate and then try to paint that Edit: Basically a year later and he finally did it boiz Everyone give yourself a pat on the back

[@karismyers7]

YASSSSSS!!!!!

[@thebitterapple11]

I LOVE THIS IDEA!!

[@mkjredemption]

Yes!

[@taylorbullard8896]

Yes! I need to see this!

[@scirufic1147]

Three flicks of a feather 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️

[@paigewinchester67]

* does dramatic Southern Baptist church style reading * Brandon: “ ... so I need a bowl?” 🤣

[@sophieblakely]

Paige Winchester 😂😂😂😂

[@ellieb.craftsfun5820]

I know right!

[@the_carvinator]

As a southern Baptist Church goer... You aren't *entirely* wrong

[@megavin1225]

Woah how many likes are on this?!?!?

[@zsaszcoulter3729]

Great start to the video. Honestly.

[@sm0l_kiwi71]

Brandon: *barely made bread using a normal recipe* Also Brandon: Let's make this 10x harder because 10x funnier.

[@karismyers7]

Whoever disliked was blinded by tears of laughter.

[@agus7448]

KareBear 7760 THEY WERE BLINDED BY THE LIGHT OF THE GREAT YEAST

[@JaegerTheFloof]

Kim Jong-un No, they got blinded by the light off of his garbage

[@emilycolmenares6463]

Kim Jong-un YESSSSSSSSSSSS THEY WILL STAND UP TO THE BUBBLES

[@_lexie._.marie_.]

"Yea I have glitter on my face I have a 6 year old....... I haven't seen her today"😂

[@thebitterapple11]

You can go six months without seeing a child and still wake up with glitter on you.

[@Diminishedch0rd]

exactly!

[@weewee6244]

Victoria White exactly!

[@katsukibakugou9730]

i didnt know he had a child, let alone a 6 year old

[@katsukibakugou9730]

@@kalicooper8040 oof

[@brooklynn.faith.sigmon]

“Boil til the dawning of the holy gospel, but what is that in minutes.”~Brandon Farris LOL

[@clearlakekat]

Does this count as attending church? I feel like this counts, this holy bread Sunday morning.

[@thebitterapple11]

First time at church in decades for me!

[@moriah2207]

lmaooooo

[@featherrosemain4691]

Call it a "mini mass"

[@agus7448]

OH GREAT YEAST

[@Whats_the_matter_sydney]

So i need a bowl ? 😂😂

[@ashlynchaos4728]

0:47 -Brandon sounds so inspirational- 2 seconds later “So I need a bowl?”

[@Diminishedch0rd]

he's so good at acting stupid I luv it!

[@Nhiltibran12]

"Fine flour... You're like an 8" lol killed me.

[@emilyischarmed13]

I don't even know where to start....I will say that was probably the most unholy bread to be made by such a holy recipe.

[@Comrade_Alpaca]

No one: Google Translate: Boil until the dawning of the Holy Gospel

[@Igazi]

Google translate attended church that day

[@jokeofalltrades2838]

Ngl I was doing ok until then, in which I started to choke on my Ginger Ale until the boiling of the holy gospel was complete

[@TheRoyalOrora]

Yeah, but... what is that in minutes?

[@Comrade_Alpaca]

@@TheRoyalOrora No one can know when He will return. You're gonna be waiting for a while

[@cannibalbananas]

"If your bread doesn't look like mashed potatoes you did it right" 😂

[@alanah6858]

“You don’t have to tell me twice, but you do have to tell me once. What are we doing?”😂😂

[@perlaacosta130]

"I'm going to get the sugar, here I am" 😂 brandon! Hahahaha

[@theonezar13l7]

"Make everyone a loaf. okay Jesus."

[@BellePlays13]

I read it then he said it 😂

[@ceejofdreams]

"Hey Siri, set a holy timer. Siri: setting a timer for 10:02 p.m. Why?".

[@aliciamarie2414]

'does little dance' " *forgive me oh great yeast* "

[@Diminishedch0rd]

lmao still laughing my butt off!!

[@Diminishedch0rd]

no one: absolutely no one: brenden: forgive me, oh great yeast.

[@Ace0fArts]

Him laughing at his own jokes is *the* most wholesome thing I've seen

[@LovelyLiefie]

You: "Today, Google translate is gonna make me some bread." Me: "Mmm...nope I don't think it is." 😂

[@alicewaters6184]

“Eat your heart out Gordon Ramsey......cos it will probably taste better than this bread” 😂😂😂

[@vihj3645]

Nobody: Google Translate: *THE MIDDLE AGES SHALL RISE AGAIN*

[@jinxed_it7282]

Vi Hj(wow, I’m the first to reply), Google translate shall make the Middle Ages more important than thou shalt imagine.

[@aaminahmin5018]

“I shower but not enough to smell nice”... Same

[@K4D3TH3DUMb]

omg yesssss

[@derekballantine9166]

I just had a shower but still smell as my dog 🤢

[@okayneptune]

Same ✊😢

[@jadegagne0493]

Glad to know I’m not the only one 😂🤣

[@Diminishedch0rd]

lol I have to take a shower every day. If I skip a day of showering I smell like a trashcan and my hair is really oily 😵😐😥😑😖😤🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@kitkatcrazieness36]

"When you accidentally hit the wrong key three times!" 😂😂😂

[@jocelyneagle4689]

"I dont have enough men to lightly flour anything, ok"

[@Neurotic48]

I had hope till I heard “boil”! That poor bread never stood a chance.

[@lightshine6851]

For me it was the 3 tablespoons of salt...all that salt killed the yeast.

[@sarahknoblett9036]

I love how Brandon says " your gonna do great " whens he's baking with Google translate

[@briannachappell3137]

*The mixture was stirred with yeast oil* “THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A STEP IF U WANTED IT TO HAPPEN!!” 😂😂🤣🤣🤣💓💓

[@maddiephillips5873]

“forgive me oh great yeast” really got me😂😂

[@savannahwagner8240]

i showed my mom this video and she kept yelling “you’re not doing it right!” 😂

[@lisasmiles3318]

LOL My grandma would probably throw my phone.

[@lisasmiles3318]

@@lightshine6851 I did the dame when he made that pie. I was like "Brandon..? .... BRANDON!!!!" 😂😂

[@78dragonlife]

😂

[@Diminishedch0rd]

lmao sounds like my Italian grandma...lmao. and same my grandma would throw my phone too. haha

[@m.i.3334]

1:02 *long dramatic pause while looking off into the distance* ....."So I need a bowl?" 😂 I'm wheezing

[@Diminishedch0rd]

it gets me everytime!

[@m.i.3334]

@@Diminishedch0rd 😅

[@madelynrose-1]

"boil until the dawning of the holy gospel" .... HAHHHHAHAHHAHAHAH

[@galladegamerletsplays]

that first part was so smooth, it was clearly unplanned and the fact that he improvised it is amazing

[@Human-er2ot]

0:01 BRUH this was soo smooth😭😭😭

[@billwilliams7970]

"I would assume 9x5 is a perfect circle...because that's all I have!"

[@howibecamethisshadeofcryst1331]

Brandon, can never have too many Google translates. Every time its funny no matter what. Love you! Keep making us laugh! 💜💜💜

[@JesperJorgensenn]

I swear, when you said “Hey Siri, set a timer” my phone said *ding ding* “for how long?” 😂😂

[@jessicatatiana2]

“You don’t have to tell me twice, but you do have to tell me once. What are we doing?”

[@haleybuckholt9918]

"Yeah I have glitter on my face I have a six year old. . .I haven't seen her today but.." 😂😂😂😂

[@candyreaves8608]

When I read "Google translates" I was like oh boy, this gonna be soooo funny. Didn't expect to hear about needing more than one man to spread flour, reflecting trashcans, or Holy Gospel.😂 However, I did expect the results you got with the yeast, and the burned flour, and the no rising flour and salty bread!!!😂😂😂😂 Your google translate vlogs never fail to entertain me!!!

[@CharlieAnneCaves]

I feel like I can skip church today now.

[@ivankavbs3898]

Dont serious this is my most likes I ever got thanks

[@Diminishedch0rd]

lol yes! but dont....

[@robertbuth]

Him singing the circle of life in the wrong key made himself laugh....I died. Lmao

[@ily6489]

0:10 teachers to a new student

[@ivannaquiles9629]

0:22 i lost it when he yeeted the bottle

[@carinabell3725]

"Boil until the dawning of the holy Gospel."

[@cassiejahner3877]

"Hey siri, set a holy timer" "Timer set for 10:02pm"

[@Eliot-is-Dead]

“… But why?”

[@patricksvlogs8248]

“It’s dark out-“ “It’s golden and brown” 😂😂

[@daisymorgan3277]

2 seconds in I’m already laughing so much 😂😂

[@stillnotmyname]

Why is his entrance at the beginning of the video the most impressive thing i've ever seen?😂

[@theblueghost3319]

What if someone skips the video to 3:39 and the first thing they hear is: Why are you just tuning right now, you weirdo. That would be cool

[@imapretty12]

3:13 Me, waiting for my popcorn to finish doing it’s thing so I can watch a horror movie at 3 in the morning

[@mrsentrybuster]

*BOIL UNTIL THE DAWNING OF THE HOLY GOSPEL!* "Yeah, but what is that in minutes?"

[@adzukidaddy594]

I’ve been dealing with really bad anxiety, and depression, and you help me so much!!! I just want to thank you for that. You help me get threw the days. Love you guys!!!

[@Diminishedch0rd]

me too. I have bad depression. dont care what others think of u! we are all different😁😉

[@carlosr.g946]

Me: Oh so he's gonna make bread. Brandon: So anyways I started cooking a Gospel

[@Anna-ot3kt]

0:53 *a bunch of words* Brandon:So I need a bowl?

[@fadednhangry]

“Cirrrcle of life” that part until you made fun of it actually wasn’t bad damn Brandon 😂😂❤️

[@katiebroadway]

It's only been a minute, and already that is the best speech I've ever seen.

[@allisonmatthews8022]

1am here, and I was just about to sleep and got this notification 🤗 Maybe I’ll sleep soon 😂

[@natattack44]

Him almost falling and then opening the fridge had me dying 💀 these are the funniest videos I've seen in a while

[@brookerangel-legris]

Boil until the dawning of the holy gospel......what’s that in like minutes? 🤣

[@spishyofficial]

I came back to this video just for the Circle of Life part... I knew what was coming and still put food in my mouth. Almost choked from laughing

[@Christy_Nyeela]

Every time he says “Hey Siri”, my video stops and Siri starts talking...

[@robertbuth]

Brandon thank you! First minute...already had me pausing the video in tears laughing! God bless you man

[@myahhuhn9127]

You're halarious Brandon, right now I'm going through a tough time and you just make everything better!!!! Good luck on the road ahead 👍

[@BailyStidham1202]

Omg I was having a really bad day and I saw your video and u made my day 😁😁❤️❤️

[@nevaehperry1484]

Brandon: Can flour catch on fire? Me: flour can be made into a bomb so........ nah it should be good (Look it up)

[@amberraymond2991]

Well.... I didn't know I needed another sermon after church but preach brother 🙌!!😆😆😆

[@melissastaniszewski5905]

Brandon: you flexing or what? Me: of course I am

[@brisaperez618]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate that every time he bakes something he tells it “you’re gonna do great”

[@kaitlyntulloch7654]

i am watching this in stead of doing my assessment that is due on monday lmao

[@chesosaa]

Lmao i have homeeork to do😂😭

[@jlc723]

Same 😂

[@skylerneubauer817]

SAME!!!!!!! My teacher is going to kill me 😂😂😰😰

[@Diminishedch0rd]

yea. I'm gonna die tomorrow...😵

[@CharlieAnneCaves]

Not feeling (mentally) great today so watching some of my fave feel good videos. This will always be 1 of my favorite videos. Thank you Brandon Farris. ❤❤❤

[@deenodino7494]

If I die.. Just saying,,, I most probably died of laughter from this vid

[@beckialdrich5649]

Why did he actually sound good?!?!😂😂😂❤ 1:58

[@inadawson1553]

"whats that... in like minutes"

[@jessicag9400]

Thanks brandon I needed my daily dose of laughter

[@pineappleking6096]

Brandon- yes I have glitter on my face, I have a six year old.....I haven't seen her today.. 😂😂😂

[@lnine4547]

This made me cackle ! New subscriber !

[@vakahemaloto-ali1418]

IM JUST HAPY TO BE HERE HAHAHA :D

[@alyssarhew9477]

I’ve been waiting so long for another google translate!!!! FINALLY! 💕❤️

[@cy-dk2uz]

Notification squad where u at?? Also LOVE U BRANDON💞💞💞🤣🤣🤣

[@derekpenis7086]

“Hey Siri. Can you set a holy timer? ‘I’ve set a timer for 10:02 PM’ Why?”

[@ellieray6]

“Three cups of fine flour?? You’re like an 8” -a quote by Brandon Farris 2019

[@natlewis6386]

There is never a time where I laugh so hard as I do watching Brandon.

[@hayleypetkusfamily8578]

"Yeah I have glitter on my face, I have a six year old... ...I haven't seen her today but-"

[@Jayne1971]

Hilarious! Watching this at 1.10am in the UK and laughing hysterically. I need to go to bed.... 😂

[@XxItalianVampPrinces]

This was too hilarious. Google translate does suck big ones at

[@v_o_f_s]

“Step seaaur-five” I’m dying 😂😂

[@daniamchaourab247]

He has the most quotable lines

[@tkprov]

1:51 ... Yas! Thank you. It's funny that this playlist is actually answering my last comments. LOL!

[@Annie.Jasinoski]

Is no one going to talk about the frog jump toward the trash can!? ….. No ok..

[@Anakinlawrence0]

I think I found my new favorite youtube cooking channel.

[@ashleyskelton30]

Brandon is an amazing singer Like if u agree

[@alrightbuddie3141]

I’m getting goofy dad vibes from this guy

[@Hayles93]

8 VIEWS - 24 LIKES = KZbin LOGIC

[@splatterpope4849]

Lol ur gae

[@smashyuu]

5:01 brandon comes back looking crazy- me: O.O him: i tried out a new hairstyle..do you like it? me: no. *i love it :>*

[@aaminahmin5018]

This is how much times the viewers laughed 👇🏼

[@valeriem.proulx4922]

I'm so excited to see another Google translate video!!! I've missed them!!!

[@RzzRaVe]

dude.. i cry with laughter on every single video you produce! you're a big kid but it's hilarious thank you for the content!

[@Cinnamonbun056]

0:49 I've never laughed more then I laughed at this 😆🤣😂😹