Breaking Disney's Dreamlight Valley by Starting A Drug Farm

[@RTGame]

Who is your favourite Disney Drug dealer

[@pblm6772]

The kingdom hearts guy

[@lukevolts9005]

Huey, Dewey, and Louie

[@novabtw1913]

Waltah

[@imaginaryboy2000]

Sephiroth

[@Arrusoh]

Has to be Goofy There has to be something making him so Goofy and I want it

[@StickMaster500]

The fact that the developers of this game themselves made a tweet about RT's carrot farm proves that Walter White is canon in the Disney Universe and that Goofy is a member of the drug cartel

[@AinuLaire]

Do you have a link?

[@arinamiruna3621]

Oh i want to see that tweet

[@LycanMOON]

I tried but couldn’t find it

[@0kjanne]

for those to lazy to open it Disney Dreamlight Valley tweeted: “this is a reminder for you to go check on your carrot farm. 🥕✨”

[@unkeptorc9656]

and Goofy is making Minnie wet behind Mickey's back

[@RiderLeangle2]

Fun fact, by farming hundreds of carrots as Goofy and Mickey stare on at you as you work, this game gives you a realistic simulator of what it's like to be forced into a Disney Labor Camp!

[@ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275]

"You belong to Disney! Which means you stay busy! Cranking out magic, and assembly line whimsy!"

[@Mario583a]

Is this how people got indoctrinated into to The Mickey Mouse Club?

[@zombie_hunter3456]

I love how when RT goes to say “Jesse” he automatically wants to say “Sebby”

[@val8715]

I was looking for this comment lol

[@mememan5466]

Sebby is better

[@rosiered6712]

Context?

[@mememan5466]

@@rosiered6712 his stardew valley series

[@rosiered6712]

@@mememan5466 o

[@zylowolfzan3345]

"You really are every Developer's worst nightmare." Meanwhile in the distance: "Hey it's Josh from Let's Game it Out!"

[@benh3518]

We need Josh and RT to do a crossover. Just imagine...poop volcanoes, as far as the eye can see and the nose can smell.

[@iankelley9302]

They did! Skyrim, I believe

[@notoriousgoblin83]

@@iankelley9302 Yes. It helps that Skyrim has the stability of an anxiety riddled pensioner in a hurricane

[@benh3518]

@@iankelley9302 I must locate this video immediately

[@jlinn543]

@@iankelley9302 video name now i need to fuckin see this

[@senecagordon5472]

people who didn't catch the stream do not understand how insanely long he spent gardening .

[@bpsara]

Not to mention the time spent trying to get the game running again after the carrots were ready 😂

[@lilyblossom9438]

I can only imagine

[@regann7227]

I play the same way so I have an idea

[@JubioHDX]

i think he briefly mentioned having gone 4 hours straight at somepoint ?😂😂😭

[@Cobalt360Degrees]

There's just something about the run animation in this game that absolutely kills me. Something about how light and chest-first it is, along with what I can only describe as a duck-feet slappy sound effect.

[@fraziercrawford]

Rewatching this video, as soon as he said Fortnite I couldn't stop staring at the run animation. It's very floaty

[@mikelee158]

For me it's the arched back and booty shorts. And it's kinda like that exercise they had you do in school where you're supposed to kick your feet up to your butt. It's really just a marvel of a run cycle

[@CrispyShroom]

RT really should consider becoming a game tester so games can withstand chaotic players like him

[@InsanePigeon]

700 carrots is nothing, this game is just bad. If you wanna see a chaotic player you should see Let's Game It Out.

[@1thedanfan949]

@@InsanePigeon OH GOD I was just thinking about him

[@IamaPERSON]

@@InsanePigeon can you help me deal with the bot?

[@PopeMical]

I mean does it really take a game tester to ask the question; "What happens if a player just fills the map with crops?" I feel like that's something as a developer you should of just tested yourself. Bonus you setup some debug commands to do the planting work for you so you can just do the performance test(s) and figure out what needs to be optimized or limited.

[@PotahtoSmaug]

@@PopeMical devs can't think of every situation that a chaotic player might do, otherwise bugs wouldn't exist and skyrim would be a horrible game.

[@cometpepsi]

6:26 fun fact agriculture land was a real area in Disneyland, in Disney's California adventure which didn't have many rides and was considered the worst area in the park. I'm glad to see it return here

[@Punz18]

I love how RT does not progress any of the story so that he could almost break the game growing carrots, just like the developers intended

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

Yeah, very few people play games, “as intended.” It’s as if bosses at game studios shouldn’t design games solely based on their own preferences? Perhaps actually take play-testing into account? Nah!

[@pumpkinpirat]

I appreciate the amount of restraint it took to not name him Walter Disney

[@scottprice4955]

Walter Whitney

[@wozaow]

@@scottprice4955 Walt Whitman

[@NekkiNosra07]

Walter is slowly making his empire on different universes, he is becoming a interdimentional drug lord

[@PLAYCOREE]

Not even thanos can stop him

[@WassahDuude]

He’s in the empire business

[@HLGamez]

Into the Walterverse

[@charmyzard]

We won't have to fear interdimensional invaders knocking on our door now, for *he is the one who knocks.*

[@jackychang9148]

Interdimensional*

[@chrystianodell1344]

Dan almost saying 'Sebby' instead of Jesse in the beginning is proof he's gone too deep.

[@Celestial-Skyys]

Fun Fact: there was a streamer that did a re-run of one of his past streams. Fans either remembered or researched talking points and chat comments from the origional stream so that a normal person coming in wouldn't know the difference.

[@plantlinqq1789]

@Propelli ofc it was jerma

[@Predator20357]

@@plantlinqq1789 Jerma is like that

[@gusbabiski]

@Propelli That stream was fucking hell Good content from Jerma as always

[@ladysensei1487]

"Agriculture Land" - some may not remember this was an actual thing in California Adventure Park... there was an entire area based on California agriculture... with hay bales and trackers.. the whole thing. Didn't last long. Bug's Land replaced it.

[@thecommonman9524]

RT's obsession with turning sweet games into drug tycoons is somewhat concerning.

[@minimanbeast1014]

You mean entertaining

[@Riftrender]

Its modern disney so it isnt like he can make it worst.

[@tikimillie]

@@Riftrender ooooooo roasted

[@AiluridaeAureus]

@@tikimillie I don't even think that's a roast. Like, c'mon man. They own Star Wars and Marvel, we all know the rich actors do drugs. Literally the only person I would be surprised of if they admitted a drug problem is Robert Downy Junior, and that's literally only because he already had one before, went to rehab and seems to have cleaned himself up pretty well.

[@Nightstick24]

But only somewhat, because it's RT.

[@icetide9411]

"After setting up such a successful business in Stardew Valley, so successful that law enforcement ENCOURAGED him, Walter White moved on to a new business elsewhere. Now he had to prove who the REAL Walt was."

[@danieljames1868]

"Goofy needs to be in more crossovers" He's a main kingdom hearts character, what more do you want from him?

[@rafabuda0]

We want him in Payday 3

[@YataTheFifteenth]

@@rafabuda0 Goofy, Donald, Mickey and i unno Pete or sumn as masks would be funny

[@rafabuda0]

@@YataTheFifteenth if we're going for a 4 mask set then it would probably be Mickey, Minnie, Goofy and Donald.

[@YataTheFifteenth]

@@rafabuda0 Mickey and Minnie are a bit too alike and as far as I know Payday likes to vary their mask design a bit in every batch

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

Kingdom Hearts isn't really much of a crossover anymore. At least not a special one, since Disney regularly has its own characters cross over with each other all the time.

[@twitchyb9950]

Having never seen Breaking Bad, the impression I get of the show from RT is that it is about a balding middle-aged man with an alliterative name who is obsessed with growing plants to make drugs with his teenage partner who contributes nothing other than being someone that Walter can complain to.

[@vividandlucid]

Not too far off from the original show tbh

[@jatinmarcob2128]

Honestly aside from the last half of the show, completely spot on if the meth were plants instead.

[@Lady_Amelia-Eloise]

I mean your like 80% correct

[@smittzero8463]

Yeah, pretty much.

[@AdminAbuse]

@@Lady_Amelia-Eloise You're*

[@LapisD]

The running animation in this game really is... Something else

[@AnisDomini]

“I’m in the Empire business” - Walter white, operating across three alternate dimensions

[@nati-hg8sd]

Walter White becoming an inter dimensional drug lord

[@pubfries5562]

Is he like the Combine, travelling across dimensions in order to conquer and expand?

[@literallyanidiot2880]

@@pubfries5562 the Waltbine

[@Bubbly_Dragon]

@@pubfries5562 He can travel to new universes freely, but once he's there? His empire has to start again from the ground up

[@AnisDomini]

The Lore is evolving

[@ZNEO3NZ]

2:18 this dainty ass run is killing me😆

[@vvgirl6173]

Dan delaying to meet Mickey is low key frustrating because Mickey would've actually encouraged Walter White to farm meth.

[@WassahDuude]

Likely. He probably would’ve been Disney’s equivalent of Gus Fring

[@vvgirl6173]

@@WassahDuude Mickey's quest literally devolves into helping him start a farm.

[@JohnWick-rh1zz]

Mickey would do anything for money

[@Somtaaw7]

"Oh Walter of course. Of course. You can cook and plant whatever you want! Just remember, The Mouse always gets their cut. Haha!"

[@WassahDuude]

@@Somtaaw7 Proceeds to slit Goofy’s throat

[@TheLonelyBrit]

8:06 "My main concern is that the game might lag significantly with all the carrots here." Well if they haven't stress tested the game for this obvious eventuality then they made a bad game.

[@wyattsmith6659]

The way that "Walter White" runs in this game, especially with the short shorts, is hysterical.

[@Kasaaz]

Even the way he shovels!

[@austincantswim3383]

He is the yassified version of Walter White

[@KingNedya]

The first thing that came to my mind was Femboy Walter White. Why is my brain like this?

[@infernez]

It is the high way the character carries the shoulders and ramrod straight posture.

[@Kasaaz]

@@KingNedya My first thought was that he has real Austin Aries energy. But I didn't think anyone would get the reference.

[@jporter5772]

6:13 "Welcome to Agriculture Land" This is basically what California Adventure was when it first opened, a few rides and a whole lot of agricultural equipment for "education." The whole point of churros was to bring more people into California Adventure.

[@contortionyx]

I cant tell if Dan is incredibly patient or incredibly determined. Either way, hes kinda terrifying when he puts his mind to doing something

[@JubioHDX]

patience is probably the most important thing to becoming a successful streamer, and hes one of those ones that take it to the limit lol

[@honey-hunterslimefanno.3257]

@@JubioHDXWell, if you mean patience in waiting to finally get a decent amount of viewers then yeah. Unless you are super lucky, or a girl ready to undress on twitch, then you instantly get many viewers. But other than that, you don’t really need patience unless that is also part of what you do as content.

[@piratekit3941]

I love it when developers release a game that works great under 'normal' gameplay. And the someone comes along and does this and DESTROYS the game. Causing the developers to have a breakdown and cry. Nothing brings me joy like watching a programmer's hard work amount to 'just not enough'.

[@Edriely]

I love how when the carrots are grown the framerate just starts being calculated by a toddler with an abacus. Developers clearly need to start hiring this man to Beta test their games cuz he just pushes them to the limits.

[@roboticlemons207]

Walt: *moves to a different game* Also Walt: "Better call Sebby"

[@noahsteele6717]

luckily the voice actor for Mario is alive and well, i’ve met him and he’s quite sweet :)

[@C0ZMIK5K1TTL35]

Charles Martinet

[@DolanDuking]

Omg you met Chris Pratt?

[@vividandlucid]

The same VA voiced Paarthurnax, the ancient dragon on Skyrim's Throat of the World!

[@KingNedya]

@@vividandlucid Wait really? Talk about range.

[@Bubbly_Dragon]

@@vividandlucid He was also a character in Jojo, according to his wiki page. Sadly, Paarthurnax was his last "weird" role, and since then the only non-Mario work he's done has been Bit Trip Runner

[@ZirconiaGacha]

Some modder is going to secretly make a weed mod or something and the main rule is "never tell Disney about the 'The Happiest Plant on Earth' mod"

[@pringlecontainer2528]

I just know that Dan’s gonna somehow find a way to start a drug farm in tears of the kingdom

[@magicfishhobo381]

Tears of the Kingdom? More like Meth of the Wild.

[@thephony1651]

@@magicfishhobo381 Cartelamity Ganon

[@harryfennessy1093]

8:30 "Gawsh Mr White, you lookin' like a double wide surprise, hyuck!"

[@phinneausreno3322]

To: Walter White From: Emily Hello Walter! I just wanted to let you know life on the farm has been doing good with me and Ga. just wanted to make sure you were okay. Sebby has been fine too, if you are wondering. I really hope Dreamlight valley is doing good for your health, if you can bring over any produce from there, that would be wonderful. Love: Emily.

[@Birdthefeatheredone]

But what about Ga? Is he alright?

[@phinneausreno3322]

@@Birdthefeatheredone OH SHIT! FORGOT BOUT HIM HOLD ON.

[@phinneausreno3322]

@@Birdthefeatheredone Okay I fixed it.

[@richardgibson8403]

@@phinneausreno3322 so did Walter

[@blakksheep736]

😆

[@xdarin_]

7:03 Sebby didn't even know who you are for most of the playthrough and then you broke his heart. Twice.

[@HazeEmry]

Ah, good memories

[@silaspickard1799]

epcot literally has a ride where you get taken around hydroponic farms and fisheries on a lil boat like its a small world but environmental and with less annoying music

[@fortyforty-seven1061]

i was caught very off guard by "where are your fingers?"

[@msp654]

I love how at 0:17 he starts to say Sebby and then quickly corrects to Jesse

[@CliffCardi]

Dammit I can’t get the idea of a Sith Goofy out of my head. “You shouldn’t have underestimated the power of the dark side, hyuk!”

[@hypermaeonyx4969]

If I had a nickel for every time RT made a drug empire in a kids game, I'd have two nickels, It ain't a lot but its hilarious it happened twice

[@thealchemistking4063]

*Stardew is not a kids game*

[@ExperiencersInternational]

@@thealchemistking4063 yeah, it's a PEGI 12 rating the last time I checked

[@ysucae]

stardew is 12+

[@ExperiencersInternational]

@@thealchemistking4063 just checked, and I'm pretty sure it classifies as an E rated game over in the US, the only content descriptor is simulated gambling

[@thealchemistking4063]

@@ExperiencersInternational *It has alcohol, themes of depression and contemplated suicide*

[@JBRedux]

Hearing RT say "Goofy, I am the one with drip" in a Walter White voice was not something I expected to experience today

[@dazcarrr]

this is the first game RT's played where he can do the goofy voice on the man himself

[@JohnDoe-eg3vk]

Does miitopia count?

[@donovansimon2636]

Dude I haven't laughed this hard in so long, THANK YOU. From a pretty severe state of grieving to actually experiencing laughter was a pretty awesome relief. You remind me a lot of my brother, bless his heart and R.i.P

[@Spyhermit]

After dan's involvement, I'm a little shocked disney doesn't have an anti-"drug farm" clause in the click-thru license.

[@qbertking1910]

Seeing their tweet, I’m not sure that the developers care that much

[@__Pigeon]

I loved the part in the old Disney cartoons when Goofy started a crime syndicate

[@Wolkenphoenix]

"Schindlers List, but with goofy". When I woke up this morning I did not expect to hear of this concept today. Truly a blessed age :D

[@suborbitalprocess]

9:46 Shindler's List with Goofy: Goofy: Well gawrsh Mickey, ah coulda saved more. Mickey: You saved enough Goofy! Goofy: Why'd ah keep the auto-mo-bile? Ah coulda sold it ta Scrooge. Ten people, right there. Mah hat! Two people. They woulda given me two for it. At least one. One more person. Shucks.

[@kriticalwatermelon5850]

God damn it man! I am going to hell with you.

[@inoob26]

This stream was a fever dream that Im not sure I can recover from

[@babigoree]

love that every game he plays just turns into breaking bad simulator

[@starofgalaxies]

The discussion of voice actors reminds me, I work at a senior care facility and I take care of the filing. When a resident is discharged or expired I remove their file to be sent storage. The idea that there be a file with notes that some doctor took about you sitting in storage long after you've perished is a strange thought.

[@kempacaliber5273]

You know, ever since i've read the entire Bee Movie script like Snake in the RTGame discord server, i never would have guess things would arrive to Walter White as the main protagonist in this community. Here we are though, and it's glorious

[@--Cat--]

3:07 As far as I know he's still alive, and not only that he's voiced another beloved video game character. He's a lovely old fellow. You may have heard of him... Paarthurnax the brother of Alduin, scourge turned savior of mankind.

[@mckay7965]

that thumbnail is just *chef's kiss*

[@weeb_dweeb]

i really like how rt has an entire playlist dedicated to drugs.

[@sil9880]

i'm surprised the instances of dan stepping into his low HP house with goofy standing ominously behind walter white's shoulder didn't make the cut for this video

[@cyber_runner]

I love how by the end, the Disney magic infected RT to the point he became Goofy😭

[@gunmunz]

12:07 Now it looks like one of those mobile ads that lie to you.

[@OriGuyOriginal]

You, Josh (Let's Game it Out) and Spiffing Brit each have your own flavor of chaotic destruction. I love it.

[@bl4cksp1d3r]

RT is the stresstest, while Spiff is the test for game balance and mechanics

[@blakksheep736]

​@@bl4cksp1d3r if RT is the stress test, what is Josh?

[@victordefinitely2165]

@@blakksheep736 performance test.

[@pennsy6755]

If I ever buy this game I am gonna try all my powers to just recreate the average coal boom town in West Virginia from the 1910s (basically Thurmond but with Disney characters)

[@conure3029]

1:20 Michael from V Sauce moment Edit: I was seconds early lmaoo

[@Mel0nMel]

I literally just watched the entire Stardew Valley playlist so this is awesome

[@Free_Krazy]

This was beautiful, the voice impressions and Walter White storyline is precious, this video needs to be put into the internet hall of fame. If I ever get the chance to put anything in a time capsule for like 100+ years it would be a collection of random videos and memes with this one being among them!

[@allenbeal2827]

i guess Walter White has a crystal Keyblade so he can expand his empire to other worlds

[@RealLenny]

i spent the whole video staring at walts absolute dumptruck

[@Ursy]

I feel like you'd really appricate the drug manufacturing and organ harvesting mechanics in rimworld.

[@ryokiritani4187]

He played it, but wasn't too enthusiastic it seems

[@dayraiser]

the way he almost said sebby instead of jesse at first... STARDEW VALLEY WALTER WHITE RP LIVES FOREVER

[@dead_vibes]

Goofy: Garwsh! You sure do have some cake back there Walter. Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon!

[@brickmaster200]

Funny enough RT actually got me to start watching breaking bad after the star dew valley series and now I’m hooked

[@Planetthegreat]

There is something haunting about goofy standing next to a real human being and staring at them

[@TheBenghaziRabbit]

1:22 Simon Whistler enters the room

[@Xaychedelic]

Ah yes, I always dreamed of watching Goofy as a streamer. Dreams really do come true in Disney

[@gammagames1413]

Goofy being the Tuco/Gus is amazing.

[@UnicornstalkRGaming]

Walter is back.

[@MaximumOffense]

Man, there sure are a lot of people in chat who have existential crises when thinking about their own death. Wimp behavior, honestly; a true chad realizes that such matters are not relevent to where and when they currently are in life and enjoys the notion of being alive on account of it being such a rare and magical gift in this universe

[@aortusabortus]

after the direct, RT has a lot of farming simulator games to ruin by cooking meth

[@DerfLlennod]

NGL, that croc is adorable AF.

[@Jinxprincess13]

I love the little pudding crocodile wandering around the drug farm and I hope you gave it some good quality product.

[@Eantrin]

Goofy, Max isn’t ignoring you, he’s dead. Disney got rid of him.

[@starcomet8312]

The Walter impression making a comeback makes me so indescribably happy lmao

[@chriscarhart4775]

"What the hyuck" will now be my catchphrase

[@thefinegameofnil7158]

Cool to see that Disney isn't only creatively bankrupt when it comes to movies and tv series

[@Pippemi]

Between RT’s obsessions with becoming a drug dealer and Kevin’s obsession with definitely not murderous cults I’m really starting to question my choice in favourite KZbinrs 😂

[@anentiresleeveoforeos2087]

Just to let you know that Disney has a trademark on their D and if they pick up on your thumbnail using it in the words drugs they might strike your video

[@duscarasheddinn8033]

And then probably *hang* RT *in real life* . I wouldn't put it past them and they could probably get away with it given how they've been bribing Congress to keep Mickey Mouse in copyright for decades.

[@Vykk_Draygo]

As far as I am aware, you can't get a strike for using a trademark without permission. Strikes are for copyright violations.

[@lionel2405]

@@Vykk_Draygo Actually, YT frowns on that too. I found the help page by googling "KZbin Trademark Infringement."

[@tweedledeeohthree]

@@Vykk_Draygo copyright and trademarks go hand in hand. It’s just a different type of copyright

[@thephony1651]

I’m laughing way too hard at “Disney has a trademark on their D”

[@carvinite]

Man, these Breaking Bad collaborations are amazing! Heres to hoping that the Disney Dreamlight Valley Saga holds up with the Stardew Valley Saga!

[@AzuraBlackHeart]

Was waiting for Walters pumpkin arc 😂. Tips for most profitable harvests as you progress: Carrots>Tomatoes>Canola>Pumpkins. Also Remy is a good farming buddy because he's small and you can't click on him as easy when you get a gold plant. The others get in the way and it's so annoying. Looking forward to your series on this game, I've been really enjoying it so far 😁🖤

[@nobledamask]

Canola "Goofy, It's time to ra-" "Gawrsh, Mr. White! You can't say that in a Disney game!"

[@Davidpoland2005]

@@nobledamask but he said rap

[@MCOmegaX123]

Don't count Okra out of the profit ladder. You get 3 product per plant per harvest, even more if you bring along a Jesse, er, I mean a harvesting buddy, and if you grow them in the biome you got the seeds from, they grow faster (though technically all seeds do) so there's even a time-economy effect.

[@senerio2124]

After playing this game for a little I found that fishing is probably the most efficient way of making money so far, some fish sell for more than the gems you get from mining

[@ethanotoroculus1060]

That time capsule thing is something I've thought about for a long time, actually. All jokes aside I do kind of feel a great deal of dread about the sheer unknowable quantity of revealing info that's inevitably being immortalized through what we do online... That time you posted cringe when you were adolescent? Yeah, your great grandchildren will definitely be able to find that no problem. =v

[@warzed6220]

I don't think the internet (at least not youtube) is going to last long enough. It's going to be like limewire is to kids nowadays.

[@ethanotoroculus1060]

@@warzed6220 God I hope so.

[@taekinuru2]

thankfully due to the impermenance of modern servers and corporate interest in maintaining them you’re lucky for your content to survive a decade!

[@davidmcgill1000]

The servers won't last long, but the terabytes of stolen data will last forever.

[@ctmcreature]

They purged all of Toon Town, and now se see the rements.

[@wpipka]

When I heard Goofy, I thinked about the Judge from Ace Attorney.

[@bluefootwalking]

The "Goofy Wars" comment made me realise that it THEORETICALLY could happen now.... My mind immediately went to Goofy as Admiral Akbar. "Hyuk, It's a trayp! (Goofy scream)"

[@ororo94]

I was just thinking about how I wanted to see RT play this and BEHOLD

[@zerotwoxsakurajimamai9040]

imagine a featuring video with probably three of the most farming youtubers ever, RT doing livestreams for hours doing stupid shit again and again, DF autoclicking the game out of existence and LetsGameItOut exploiting the game mecanics till there's nothing left even if it takes him years of gameplay That's a featuring I wanna see

[@SuperPcPenguin]

"I didn't want to buy the game until I started getting objectified by a talking dog" this community

[@itwasidio1736]

“you’re looking mighty fine there mr. white”

[@kiwifragrance]

the mario voice actor is not dead! he is still voicing mario to this day :)

[@Wolfiyeethegranddukecerberus17]

I think Goofy's voiced by Bill Farmer, and he's still very much alive, I mean he was on Amphibia for 3 years.

[@gracekim1998]

Yes

[@oaktoaster8599]

"Goofy in James Bond" That's how Cars 2 happened.

[@stuff31]

No matter how far he runs, Daniel will always come back to Walter

[@torylva]

Ah yes, you are paid in Disney Coins, a credit that is only redeemable in Dreamlight Valley You can never escape your indentured servitude to Mickey He owns your house, he owns your food, he owns your life You will work for the rat until you drop.

[@gilgazack9403]

That's literally how most farm simulators works plant a lot to have an absurd amount of money