Brian Regan - Humorous Take On UPS

Overcharges on your shipping is never funny. There are mistakes and or late delivered packages on each and every UPS/Federal Express invoice, 52 weeks per year. There is a significant amount of money to be saved by auditing these carrier bills; unfortunately most companies do not have the employees, the time or the expertise to audit these invoices internally. What shippers typically do is "spot check" their invoices. We at LJM Consultants have the software, personnel and industry knowledge to thoroughly audit these invoices and get that money back for your company every week. We provide the most comprehensive line item audit in the industry. Typical auditing savings are 2%-6% weekly; typical savings from contract negotiations are between 10%-25%.

[@EventHorizonPrdctns]

Dude, so many comedians are clever, entertaining, and amusing. But only the greats just start making you LAUGH instantly for no apparent reason.

[@smc1942]

Something I always wondered... If FedEx and UPS merged into a single company, would the new name be _FED UP?_ 🤨

[@janetwentz3259]

LOL 😂

[@markk3504]

35 years at FedEx ......... if only I got a dollar every time I heard this joke from day one, I'd be a millionaire!

[@mastod0n1]

No it would be UPSEx

[@glenmink8131]

FEDUPSEX!!😂😂😂😅😅

[@uke7084]

"...IT'LL COVER UP THE NUMBERS."

[@geekdiggy]

bill burr said it best about brian regan: he has a genuine disdain for humankind, but you don't notice it because he works clean.

[@joecoscia1823]

I use the phrase “girth units” often in conversation from this bit.

[@charlesacaranci9039]

Not only is this guy funny as hell so is his brother also a clean act

[@mastod0n1]

His brother is pretty funny too. It is hard to compare them though because Brian is a legend in the stand up world.

[@Emlizardo]

If you can't be funny and clean, you're not funny. I know a lot of folks will try to debate this, but they're wrong. They'll say, "But what what about so-and-so, the hilarious foul-mouthed comic?" And I'll say, if they can't kill it on network TV, they're not funny.

[@bryanmcentush4788]

Dam good to see the clubs again, thank you for the laughs Sir. You make it possible for people like me to see another day..

[@intheatremode]

"I just want to not be on with you any longer...." lollllll

[@rosehathaway3490]

Good to see a clean and very funny act 😉😉😉. E

[@jayfeejr.9226]

Lost it at "3 girth units" 🤣

[@randybock82]

I know 😅😅😅🤣

[@smc1942]

Me too! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LACEMSK1980]

never heard of dude til today, i am cryin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Aegirak]

Girth units! Lol!

[@dickmacgurn590]

"Why must you torture me?" ROFL 😂

[@markk3504]

He asked them to send a truck ........ his head would have exploded if they told him it's actually called a "package car."

[@TheHouseOfJokes]

Thank-you for giving out this youtube video. I truly love the looks of it a lot.

[@ghandimauler]

So a vendor sent me a product via UPS. I wasn't going to be at home and didn't want a $200 box of stuff left on my doorstep for hours. So I called UPS. They admitted they had it. It had just left Caledon on the way to Ottawa, where they'd need to be received and then put in a local delivery truck and signed into the hands of the delivery guy. So I called UPS because my MyUPS setup was setup for 'take to nearest UPS drop point' but this wasn't going there. The customer service recognized he couldn't change it (as I found I couldn't change the destination in MyUPS online) and I said "Well, it has to end up in your depot in Ottawa - just intercept it there.". The response "I can't do that." So they know where my package is going, they know what my prefs are, and they know for sure where it will go to be accepted and put into a local UPS truck.... AND THEY CAN'T CHANGE THE DELIVERY LOCATION... really? What use is their customer support? Tightest ship in the shipping business - NOT! At least the trucks are the right colour for the quality of their service. These are the same clowns that constantly charge me $40 for a customs assessment to tell me I don't need to pay anything due to NAFTA. USPS does the brokerage for nothing (or at least you don't get a whacking big charge separately as if you use UPS).

[@bobbymariani2839]

Wow Only one comment. This was GOLD!!

[@scottsutherlin3029]

He is one of the funniest people u have ever heard

[@robixknof]

BOXEN!!!

[@mellyricher]

Just dispatch the truck 😂

[@mellyricher]

I love you Stevie ❤️ thank you for the recommendation 🤗

[@klouise9617]

Perfect 🤩

[@THEGRUMPTRUCK]

Brian, they aren't boxes. They are Boxen. You learned this in school. Geez.

[@jake_runs_the_world]

FUNNY ASF

[@daftquo420]

To help out with some Boxen.

[@confusedangrypomeranian5733]

YOU STILL CANT SEE THE DAM NUMBERS YALL😂😂😂😂😂

[@Sundayschoolnetwork]

So funny 🤣🤣🤣

[@louisputallaz7556]

A funny 😆 for yu n howz Miss MIa n the rest of the gang doing ?

[@scottsutherlin3029]

I have heard

[@charlesacaranci9039]

His brothers name is dennis regan

[@ruachadam5227]

...."gurth units"...

[@doefam8320]

And you still can’t see the numbers!!

[@katherinegardner9976]

The strong jury quickly deserve because carrot characteristically trap next a worried river. lopsided, future futuristic nose

[@sweetiepie4328]

not even funny

[@wa2k99]

Sometimes you need to learn to shut up

[@Catty_Wampus4610]

You do not live up to your username

[@homoerectus744]

Hey ...don't let me stop this car and....

[@plekkchand]

To those with a primitive or nonexistent sense of humor, you're right.