Meathead Guide To The Bedroom

Bro Science #98: you got the body, now get the girl.
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[@davidg5965]

I did this step by step,and now I'm going to court on September 15th

[@berkeersoy6965]

LOOOOOOOOL

[@calmsine7767]

You probably skipped the step in 7:06-7:36

[@stoutnerstoutner183]

Lol this made me laugh so hard

[@JuanCastillo-yu8gv]

Did you throw her into the wall and vaporize her too Bro?!

[@calska140]

Hey they didn't hold you in jail until your trial. So it went better than expected.

[@IceInMaWeiner]

Dom is the only person on youtube that I actually believe when he takes shots of alcohol on camera.

[@alfonsvalentinbjurstrom3944]

He litterally took like 10 shots+

[@MrCharly780]

He actually does shoot most of his videos drunk, he said it on his other channel. Pretty sure they are real.

[@viktorvondoom9119]

Sometimes he will open a sealed bottle

[@bradpatton6517]

+Artorias of the Abyss What's his other channel?!

[@MrCharly780]

It's Mike Tornabene

[@darktrainerz6707]

“Go straight for missionary, it’s literally a push-up.”

[@EvsPersonal]

*MISH*

[@enterBeastmode1]

Ironically, this is 2% satire and 98% fact.

[@jn6305]

enterBeastmode1 for real though I can’t even tell you how much of this I relate to...especially all the diet and bathroom stuff. 250g of protein a day and I pretty much shit five times a day

[@DUTCHMASTER67]

enterBeastmode1 I thought I was the only one lmao

[@Elogamer15]

@@jn6305 how do you survive on ¼g/day of protein?

[@periodic98]

enterBeastmode1 100% Gains

[@Blueway360Gamer]

@@Elogamer15 you mean ¼kg

[@nordy1999]

"You stopped doing anything over 8 reps years ago" lmfao! I almost died.

[@robhost4271]

Nordy 199 that hit too close to home

[@timsickler5125]

@@robhost4271 it's funny because it's true

[@kelleychilton2524]

That was classic

[@ppr881]

That rapid fire sound effect cracks me up every time.

[@ATX-js1to]

It will never get old

[@brandonmojica3398]

I just realized it's the same gunfire sound in "Energy" by Drake

[@thomasrichardson5425]

Mad respect for dropping "get consent" but making it funny and not awkward

[@felder5201]

"Cordially invite her to be penetrated." hahahaha

[@vaporiiz]

punk keyboard warrior, you're a tool 99legion

[@alexman378]

Doesn't mean much these days. She might regret it the next day and revoke the consent, then you're fucked.

[@alexman378]

Nathan McKivitz I know. Feminists and many courts don't seem to get that though.

[@trisial6997]

All these fuckin betas in here calling each other incels and rapists, stfu you pussies and get the fuck in the gym.

[@RIDLEBRA13]

"do not give away your elite genetics" omfg

[@Jrriverstone]

Facts

[@TheRelativeUnknown]

Ok i'll say it. This dude is a comedic genius.

[@Mr4thahaters]

expose his feeble calves

[@kooskaelo5409]

HAHAHA I literally laughed for like 7 minutes at that!

[@AlexRodriguez-lk1jy]

Send his ass back to the masterbation cave 😂

[@marlborordeci]

hilarious lmfao

[@conorobrien4046]

Wondering why Dom was looking so small, then I realized I had accidentally stumbled onto Bradley Martyn's channel

[@stelton25]

lmaooo

[@SimonLi]

savage XD

[@moussaahmed5642]

Savage 😂😂😂

[@StephenRahrig]

😂😂😂well done

[@conorobrien4046]

+adybli36 come at me small guy

[@2PATRICK88KANE7]

"Get consent, you embody the term force. There ain't gonna be no trial bro."

[@jakemitchell1132]

That little picture of Brock Lesnar that pops up when he says that made me laugh so hard.

[@thepowerliftingprofessor]

Pre workout + alcohol+ protein= Nagasaki level shit

[@nibberdestroyer692]

im from nagasaki, and im offended

[@alexandersson971]

やまもと９８ Is that because you got 2 heads and 3 legs? Hahaha

[@ghopghopp]

+やまもと９８ you got fucked, that is what you get for fucking the USA.

[@errorcode99]

He's asian, he DEFINITELY doesn't have 3 legs hahahaha :p

[@EirikXL]

A lot of racism in here, don't really know why Yamamoto here is offended though.

[@biglu8048]

"powder or meal prep meals which she can't have" LOL

[@oafkad]

This made me laugh so hard. Damn you and your cleverness.

[@jojodede8712]

Hey, Folks! Dude the bathroom part 😂

[@emiliomarbanjr]

@@jojodede8712 The bathroom and the Meathead Roomate part were just too damn good lmao.

[@des6298]

1,554 views? What is this? Fucking Bradley Martyn's channel?

[@SideStrafed]

I was thinking the same thing

[@kroumkachev8434]

shots fired.

[@swaryne]

He needs a little time to get it up, if you know what I mean.

[@I_POP_DOMEZ]

YOU FUCKING SAVAGE JESUS, THERE ARE CHILDREN AROUND.

[@michaelmota4602]

Haha but it's the time he uploaded I think, idk his usual upload time, but that's my guess

[@benjamindejesus4786]

No spotter?

[@mertz313]

Lmfao

[@Vegasboy1038]

Your supposed to stream it ;) everyone online is your spotter.

[@willemgroen7546]

Lol

[@xxjr8axx]

Benjamin Dejesus you mean witness?

[@wazuponthebus8718]

Who the fuck has a spotter

[@CapyBrotha]

This is the best one ever. Holy fucky I couldn't stop lol.

[@ryanstucke7811]

me too!

[@ambassador209]

Yo..that's what I just commented too! This shit had me weak, tearing up and everything lmao

[@effdatitsnick]

you nutted on the carpet. foul ball.

[@JimmySmash87]

you must be new

[@iamgeminijoker]

im still laughing. .been days

[@alexnowak4921]

This honestly is top 5 Broscience episodes-I laugh more in this one than an entire comedy film lol.

[@emiliomarbanjr]

I keep coming back to it. At least twice at year. This is too damn good.

[@IrvingDL506]

Lol...max out until you pass out...

[@GoPioneersLaser0]

Words to live by

[@Daxux]

amen

[@borgholable]

shes starting to lose interest but more importantly youre starting to lose your pump

[@LukeShrimp]

Ayyy

[@Jay-lv4kh]

I got off of pornhub for this

[@Chrit209]

Right back to it after the vid is over

[@YoloMonstaaa]

+Chrit209 Nope, then it's time for round 2.

[@xanderellem3646]

lmao no ypu didn't.

[@Pi4zza]

+Grapenator X SUPERSET

[@s4official344]

+Grapenator X Supa set

[@borgholable]

"expose his calves and vanquish this troll to the masturbation cave from once he came" - dom mozitti....... i dont even know how or why or what , but this is fucking poetic , broetic :D

[@UnoriginalUsername25]

Video is 11 minutes long, aka far longer than I'll ever last.

[@200remember]

...same

[@Andrew..J]

A lot of "reps" is for crossfit. Be a real man, bang out 8-10 hard solid reps, finish, bask in your glory for a few minutes, then post a pic to insta.

[@tommyguglielmo1194]

+Andrew Jatib make it 12 chump

[@ForgingMyWay811]

+TES:V Rocks Inbetweeners

[@bobtroti5581]

+TES:V Rocks But the sex will suck for you!

[@josuegalvan5828]

those gun sounds get me every time. lol

[@josephmartinez8320]

Josue Galvan dude same!!

[@codecrt321]

The New Chestament

[@FunkMastaHickok]

Thats DOPE!

[@BrownStig95]

Liftiticus

[@flapb2069]

Curlinthians

[@anthonywchavez]

Exochest

[@dylanrosser797]

Good tri

[@ricardogrant427]

anyone else impressed he managed to bring up the importance of consent and condoms and still kept it funny. Well done, we need more videos like this

[@juanpablomorbelli8167]

True, I haven't been in the states in forever though, what constitutes consent nowadays over there? Idk I just imagine it being a bit awkward on a first hook up

[@ricardogrant427]

+Juan Pablo Morbelli just asking if she's ok with what's about to happen and yea its awkward but what's even more awkward are rape accusations in a court house...

[@juanpablomorbelli8167]

I know of course, I was just thinking about word choice, i guess you don't just say straight up 'do you want to have sex with me tonight?' lol but i guess the way things are over there you guys should play it safe

[@sumbitch3rdgen]

if you have to ask, you need help

[@fjficm]

if you don't ask you will end up needing help

[@StephenRahrig]

The outtakes for this are probably unreal

[@mrexcellent6190]

these are the out takes

[@StephenRahrig]

@@mrexcellent6190 😐

[@IskdIwowke-tw1yy]

@@StephenRahrigTheres a video for it

[@AndrizzleCheck]

This is the best one in a long time.

[@adonis5106]

Cuz it's the only one he posted in a long time

[@hobofuture]

good point, but it really was a funny one

[@aydomac]

"My heart was just one continuous beat. DOOOOONNNGGGGGG!"

[@vaporiiz]

lmfao

[@lkdsjkfldsk]

it was more like "DOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"

[@darkmantis69]

@@lkdsjkfldsk then he died for like 15 seconds.. and came back.. lol the expression was priceless!

[@DGNventures]

"your boy, who can't read, wrote a fucking book" lmaooo

[@marcwittkowski5146]

That moment when Dom is more responsible than 90% of KZbinrs, reminding his viewers if the importance of consent and condoms :D

[@ryanbrown4053]

Reminding people to ask consent won't prevent rape

[@Ken-no5ip]

Would you put on a hoodie before supersets?

[@emmanuelpena2228]

@@ryanbrown4053 if that stopped even 1 rape from being commited, then it was worth it

[@thomasfoster1181]

Yeah but encouraging consent is gonna be better than not encouraging it.

[@belottov]

@@zephyr7 What a rational reply this is. I'm sure you weren't brainwashed at all.

[@alexk3072]

I died when he felt up the doll

[@joeyscanga259]

Supaset

[@jimbob8949]

I genuinely think he drinks tequila when he does this.

[@Armyn13]

+Jim Bob He did for the christmas special, check out his vlog channel for the behind the scenes stuff.

[@jimbob8949]

+Armyn13 I know normally with these things it's water, but he makes it seem so real.

[@MusixPro4u]

He regularly gets hammered for those videos. It's on his vlog channel.

[@jimbob8949]

This is by far one of his best videos. I go back every time hahaha.

[@CoachKevin]

Jim Bob here is a reminder to enjoy the video hhaha

[@logandraluck]

Smith machine one is great too

[@jessecornett]

Never laughed for so long from a KZbin video as I did when he was in the bathroom taking preworkout and talking bout his heart lmao

[@darkmantis69]

it was one rhythm, dooooooooooooooooooooobrrrrrrrrroooooo, i think i died for 15 seconds there..

[@chadzard4]

@@darkmantis69 Bro when he came back from the dead and screeched like a pterodactyl LOL

[@braxtonblocker6382]

"you stopped doing anything over 8 reps years ago"

[@freecleets]

Consent? Ha! Good thing I'm a swimmer at Stanford University.

[@eloycruz1148]

Lol😂

[@whyzen7467]

Consent? Ha! Good thing I'm White.

[@notthesoap6156]

You do cardio? Good thing your boy friend doesn't need consent.

[@aftaki1]

butthurt sjw detected end yourselfs

[@peterst7361]

that's so cool what's your best event and time

[@thealbanianlorg6542]

Speaking as a chick, this is so romantic. This is how every girl wants their first - and every - date to go, but so many guys just usually talk and attempt get to know the other person and vice versa - and the guy hardly EVER drinks, much less takes pre-workout. This Brofessor is making the world a better place here. Thank you Dom. You are a God! Maybe, some day, if I make myself hot enough, I can catch myself a guy like you. It’s good to have dreams. #relationshipGoals! 😁

[@thumbshurting2956]

"Shes losing interest but more importantly you losing your pump." My hero

[@sebastianllana4534]

this is so amazing 3 years later still makes me cry

[@perillivolcomha]

I can see the douchebags at my gym watching this, without laughing, focused and ready to use these tips when they go out this weekend

[@chubbyninja975]

I'm one of em

[@dadbod6256]

Guilty

[@cryo1246]

Douchebags = bigger then you

[@SDguy3030]

@@cryo1246 bullshit , i know a guy whose a complete douche x200 and he's tall but as skinny as a toothpic.

[@riverchy744]

Cryo - Fitness and Gaming Aka stupid with no career and a small dick.

[@omar53412]

8:45 “Your getting so turned on by your other bicep, you let accidentally let one squeak out.”

[@edmontonclassifieds8719]

Best advice EVER. Take it all in gentlemen. Pure gold here.

[@thetablecloth98]

Even Dom says consent and contraception is important. That really says something you guys

[@tensegritywill]

One of the best videos from Dom EVER! Shots and pre workout in the bathroom getting psyched up was Oscar worthy.

[@nikb6528]

Followed your guide -> I'm at the psychiatrist's now, girl has been traumatised. Thanks, Dom, always helpful

[@Schrambo]

I gotta say I love the comedy of this channel but I gotta respect the hard emphasis on consent as well. Good job Dom!

[@michael14561]

Hands down the best broscience video ever

[@Toading99]

I still come back to this video and till this day it has me in tears

[@microsoftpowerpoint4731]

genuinely genius writting

[@robinmaibals1193]

Break your knee caps? If knee caps were so important, then how come I can't do curls with them. You'll be fine. Now you can finally use your real legs (a.k.a. arms) to walk.

[@ddd-sx7pw]

Sex? But I am a gymrat.

[@Dsggh523]

As he said. It is a rare phenomenon

[@Florian44790]

i am so confused. should i stop taking jack3d?

[@Dsggh523]

+Florian44790 No you should take two scoops

[@Florian44790]

+Curls4theGirls oh right i forgot one scoop is no scoopz

[@Achilles0006]

...and never less than 135. and 135 is ZERO!

[@brett4027]

BEST BROSCIENCE VIDEO YET! HOLY FUCK I LOST IT! WAS LAUGHING MY ASS OF THE ENTIRE VIDEOXD

[@SakurabaStyle39]

Agree. Fucking epic

[@SVJMIA]

Idk man, the "dad bod vs ebola" video is fucking hilarious and surprisingly accurate!

[@MrJakeWW]

I'd have to agree. When he talked about not vaporizing the girl I almost fell out of my chair haha.

[@The5thelemnt]

He plays the best meathead ever XD

[@Derploop]

Had a couple of good moments, but some of their stuff is totally hysterical from start to finish. Just my opinion.

[@july1747]

that book is now preordered have fun with another mclaren dom

[@TopJoo7]

I lost it when he used Gnarpump mid session.

[@mannybedolla8229]

The way he looked at the camera fuckin killed me

[@Francishadeed]

i've been dying to remember the episode where Dom jokes about cutting a slit into his forehead and soaking his headband in protein or pre workout, pls help

[@kabmeisterkabs1220]

What your gym gear says about you

[@DomDG]

Last time I was this early Brad was as big as Dom.

[@YoloMonstaaa]

Found the vegan!

[@qwerty45475]

+Grapenator X another one

[@JCPJok3r]

+Thomas Black What about it?

[@mmdzein9633]

GTFO BITCH DOM WILL KICK YOUR ASS BECAUSE YOU ARE A VEGAN

[@kamuq7597]

+Reporting Guy hdz my nigga

[@zachlahners6961]

Dom, what if this hypothetical human female isn't a volleyball with a face drawn on inside a hoodie? What do I do then? Do I resort to pills?

[@Necromatrix]

Only if you also have Jello pudding pops handy.

[@04silverado6.0]

+Necromatrix tehe

[@GOATGangPCs]

What pills? Daterape or viagra? Just to be safe you should take one of eaach and give her one of each

[@zachlahners6961]

+Robert Eley good idea. thanks for the help

[@nostonethrown56]

This is the best bro science hands down.

[@MrSKlim]

Hands down the best upload yet, I legit was in tears with a stomach ache. Insanely funny.

[@jessuptraum13]

"So try and be stealthy, and BLAST IT OUT ALL AT ONCE" 😂😂😂

[@StillSill]

Uploading vids at midnight trying to confuse the subscribers right babe

[@mexicanoaao]

.......yeaaah...

[@notjacob8642]

+Mikey Muscle Infinite Elginintensity?

[@EE-hj7cm]

Yep.

[@BobBob-lr5re]

+Not Jacob rich piano

[@ccrr96]

right?

[@queenAaliyah3000]

I hope those were real shots.

[@SeaofThievesLord]

Knowing Dom they 100% real shots. Now if it was Bradley, no that would be water.

[@Tony-cm8lg]

he says they are real on his other channel lol

[@richartrujillo1887]

G

[@Dr_Bille]

This dude has another channel?

[@1234567890sunshine]

How do your videos just keep getting better an better?!?

[@Lebby-lc9co]

Coming back here to say that this is hands down the funniest video on KZbin

[@maddogmatt44]

I just wanted to say to Gian and Mike, I looked you guys up to get to know you guys a little more and AOL had a video on you guys and your work and how much effort you put into these videos! I, and i'm sure a lot of others do as well, appreciate all the hard work and effort you put into these videos! It really makes my day to watch these and a lot of them i watch multiple times because they are just too funny and so entertaining to watch! I want to say Thank You for making my days better! I work with he public which gets very stressful but when I get home and get ready for the gym i'll scroll through KZbin and catch one or two of your videos and it makes me forget what kind of shitty day i had at work and get a good laugh and hit the gym hard without carrying the stress with me to the Gym! Thank You, Again! Keep it up!

[@acmilanfan80gr]

When Dom uploads on your birthday🙏

[@ericfrullaney2742]

Happy Birthday!

[@x0xAdrianx0x]

Happy Birthday!

[@wowthatsawesome2762]

Absolute fucking gold. Best vid since the death of the Dom mazzetti channel

[@zach6915]

Man I'd be lying if I said I wasn't guilty of the secret shots

[@nunyabusiness8538]

Literally every line in this was well thought out to be extremely funny and it all just snowballs onto each other it's crazy how funny this is honestly

[@samuelrothlisberger4962]

Ive seen all the videos on this channel twice and i can honeslty say this is the best one!

[@ThePointlessBox_]

>getting big >getting a gf pick one

[@Derploop]

Get a big gf who can be big for you. Problem solved, stay at home jerking.

[@Ravage017]

You can definitely have both.

[@jakebolling7550]

Which gym can I find you at? Welcome to the team, brother.

[@ThePointlessBox_]

Emperor Swagatine a woman? what is that

[@beastlygamerbob4102]

ThePointlessBox_ big

[@Carltoncurtis1]

The Swoly Bible batter have an audiobook version narrated by Dom...

[@mcfullthrottle428]

I'm getting the swoly Bible

[@seifadwar]

This is officially my favorite broscience video. Love the change from the usual formula

[@MrTCGforlife]

One of the best videos on youtube! Keep it up Dom

[@austinshinn5789]

i died at the bathroom scene

[@austinshinn5789]

okay i lied i died the whole video

[@shakir1998]

RIP

[@hkszerlahdgshezraj5219]

I would listen to Dom reading The Swoly Bible as an audiobook from Audible.

[@sbrazenor2]

I couldn't stop laughing after the, "You just dropped a cinderblock in a kiddy pool." Hahaha! I have no idea why that seemed so funny, but it was just perfect timing.

[@mikeherno4019]

I started laughing and crying on that part too! Lmfao

[@lh8664]

“Oops, foul ball” LMAOO

[@Tekno994]

“Box Jellyfish” is still the funniest joke I’ve heard on this channel. Lmaoo

[@Antichamplol]

Max out till you pass out. What a fucking quote.

[@HexxuSz]

how does he get into the house when he is bigger than doorway dude

[@HTD22]

How does he get into the door, when he is bigger than the house?

[@ForgingMyWay811]

+Swole Astronomer Lmao

[@erasmus_locke]

*_MAX OUT UNTIL YOU PASS OUT_*

[@jaki2455]

5:31 product placement nice

[@ferdibook]

I’ve been listening to Dom for over 5 years. His advice works! 🤣

[@alexcuellar484]

I liked this video before watching cus I know is guna be good lol

[@matthewzavala3262]

Same

[@kehr2019]

Of course he's the Dom

[@captured5396]

Same

[@ThrowieEver]

"Max out till you pass out" -Dom

[@alangomez931]

"You're getting so turned on by your other bicep" 😂😂😂😂

[@nooberinho]

Definitely the best broscience video so far far

[@suddyboy7]

An absolute masterpiece, no other words do this justice

[@NikolaiHT]

I got a question for the Brofessor: how do I stop going to pokemon gyms and go back to real gyms? pokemon go is killing my gains

[@Jay-lv4kh]

bro foreal tho

[@BlackBirds93]

asking the real questions

[@NikolaiHT]

lol!

[@BarryBizzle]

Go back and catch yourself a Gainsachu!

[@baraaahmad7738]

If you play pokemon go you already gave no gains

[@user-uq4gr5nl5o]

Great video, Bradley. I mean Dom.

[@joshwil7176]

Doxed

[@cottonswabz3783]

How could you get confused, that's like calling an elephant a rat by accident.

[@bobbysayer5801]

CottonSwabz gymrat maybe?

[@DirewolfGabe]

"Don't give up your elite genetics! Wrap it up, bro." LMAO

[@Bioniking]

"Fingerblast her for the sick forearm and bicep pump." I'm fucking dead

[@mrbolo9217]

ive seen every Bro science vid an this is by far the best

[@354noah]

I don't know about you guys but I'm buying that legendary book of bro science

[@e-money5085]

"45 minutes of passionless fisting" lol I lost it

[@rachellharlan2435]

"Your boy, who can't read..wrote a book"..LOL

[@christophermichael6027]

I tried the preworkout alcohol combination to “sober me up and maximize the blood flow.” I blacked out in less than a hour.

[@nosirrahx]

My and my bro were hammered in Dominican Republic and decided to hit the gym so we took waaaayyyy too much preworkout. It was like working out with the flu after staying up for 5 straight days. Worst fucking workout ever.

[@maddogmatt44]

This is the best/funniest video you've done by far! The entire time i was laughing but the Bathroom scene hit and my chest was in agony and i was crying from laughing so hard!