Space Pirates - brutalmoose ft. The Completionist

[@Caddicarus]

Jirard inside the helmet on the cover genuinely made me spit my drink out.

[@lydiajulianprower8356]

Hi, Caddy!

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

Hi Cad!

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

How are you doing?

[@6kirigiri9]

thats not Jirard caddy.. its... keemstar.

[@ilikecurry2345]

Caddy!

[@Spock1777]

"That pirate guy looks familiar." See the drug message. "Ohhhhhhh"

[@CrudeConduct666]

?

[@PeanutButterGamer]

We should play some more HE games soon.

[@brutalmoose]

Dude we should!

[@Redtrollge]

Pbg + Brutalmoose = WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG

[@LOLcat3016]

Hey peebs

[@SolidSnake684]

PLAY BACKYARD BASEBALL!! I feel like the old BY sports games don't get enough love, but they're were my jam as a kid

[@lucasbell4831]

Jimjams Jumbles To be fair, PBG did reply kinda late.

[@sin_decent]

"Remember, winners don't do drugs!" *Said the guy who lost.*

[@mitchellbuffington6558]

Crack pirates from outer space

[@OmegaRiley]

It's 3:41 am. We're in the middle of the ride of the horseman of pestilence, and that make me laugh for a minute strait. Thank you. You're the hero I need right now.

[@philismenko]

Guess he did drugs

[@Horzuhammer]

This is one of the better looking FMV-games. Not talking about the video quality, but the game has cool sets, not everything is greenscreened like in many titles from the era.

[@Foxy02016]

Yeah, looks like Star Trek with the sets

[@DrunkenCoward1]

"Winners don't do drugs!" Says the villain so he has all the drugs for himself. I've seen through you. I'm going to do all the cocaine, so the villain doesn't get any.

[@bobmcguffin5706]

Your sacrifice is appreciated by the Star Ranger Corps, DrunkenCoward1

[@RoberOnocle]

You know, before you had specified it, I thought that one guy in the red shirt said "TO THE CRACK CORNER ROOM!" That would've been a lot funnier.

[@brutalmoose]

Oh my god I can totally hear it. Maybe that's what he said and I heard incorrectly.

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

mmmmm crack corner time 🍚⏳

[@johnalogue9832]

Maybe that's why he was so excited! Unfortunately, following him makes you lose, because WINNERS DON'T DO DRUGS!

[@Ratciclefan]

The crack corner room is the best room

[@theatlasinformer6268]

Well, they needed to celebrate somehow.

[@kaihedgie]

Don't do drugs or else my skull will explode?

[@thomasjenkins7506]

gives new meaning to "mind expanding"

[@Davidmadden19]

^HA!

[@hjaltemller1077]

or mindblowing

[@ericsantoyo3517]

Yes

[@Ratciclefan]

Seems legit

[@Scarfulhu]

Captain Talon totally looks like a cyborg Sandor Clegane.

[@StriderOwO]

REMEMBER! Winners don't do drugs! [explosion]

[@AragornRespecter]

+stride99 winners eat every fucking chicken in the room

[@paxtofettel]

Only lots of cunts do drugs.

[@Safersephiroth777]

Oh man you are here! I recently watched all your videos! Keep up the good work!

[@akba666]

What the hell is the villain talking about? Winners do all the drugs. That's how they win.

[@Lukethefox]

Man, its like they turned a Doctor Who episode into a FPS game.

[@gecttakhla4249]

Which one

[@jampox101]

creeps Langford Presumably 1969’s the Space Pirates mixed with 1978’s the Pirate Planet.

[@LunarDuskSSBM]

I actually never realized that this channel was completely dedicated to FMV games. You learn something new everyday it seems.

[@pumpkinwarrior7138]

Same here

[@burgermike92]

It's not dedicated to FMV games. It's dedicated to weird or obscure games that most people have never played and/or heard of. It's just only a coincidence that a lot of them have FMVs. Also sometimes he does games that he played as a kid like Pajama Sam and Roller Coaster Tycoon.

[@LunarDuskSSBM]

burgermike92 Yeah, but the videos on Sim Town and Prison Tycoon were done a really long time ago. I don't know exactly, but I'd say that 9/10 of his videos this year were of FMV games. It's a shame; I was really hoping for him to become that one guy that talks about sex games.

[@dustinhiatt3835]

Its not just a coincidence a lot are FMV games. He even said in this video that he love old FMV games.

[@burgermike92]

+SomethingIronic True, but I still stand by the fact that his channel is not dedicated to FMV games.

[@Essence999]

"time to celebrate by getting wasted" Pretty sure most of those actors were quite drunk already during their "performances"

[@TheSkullKidTV]

brutalmoose + The Completionist = Best day ever!

[@Ammunaeus]

Mad Dog McCree? *Checks clock.* IT'S HIGH NOON.

[@ilikecurry2345]

Why do all mechanics in gaming have Southern accents?

[@ilikecurry2345]

Holden Chalfant Shut up, McCree!

[@youngnk80]

game grumps just played that today. coincidence?

[@gamman1]

DRAW!

[@pepesilvia8033]

Bad people called Talon

[@michaelastanley3848]

I love how positive you are with the games you play.. it's really uplifting to watch.

[@Wobbuffet0]

Ian rocks. He posts videos very often. Not BS Let's Plays. Good Job Ian for making classic reviews.

[@Coolguysup]

These bs game reviewers need to get a REAL job.

[@IcyCoconut658]

+Spooky why wouldn't this qualify as a "real job"

[@pidgin__]

+Colby Brodeur because their earnings are mostly ad revenue.

[@Coolguysup]

Aidan Lappin Why so salty m8?

[@Elias___]

not to mention the streams 😍

[@indeimaus]

Duuude, I remember Mad Dog McCree - god damn; please play that!

[@TehNewV]

When I was like 12 I remember my older brother's highschool put on a stage play called Space Pirates and I think it was based on this game. I remember the play being really awesome but it's probably just the mystique/nostalgia of the whole thing.

[@TheKYLEdavid]

You know, this Pirate Ship makes for a good resting place

[@Matoro-wp9hy]

I genuinely want to see a full rendition of "Get him Star Ranger"

[@adamblumenthal3984]

You mean the Han Solo dance from Star Wars Kinect?

[@erictheepic5019]

I'm gonna need a full "World 3" song.

[@lillywatson3113]

Today is my birthday and omg I was not expecting this!!! A Brutalmoose and Completionist crossover??? This is the best birthday present ever!!!

[@mortober]

I misheard "winners don't do drugs" as "when in doubt, do drugs." Very nice.

[@jt2698]

save the commander! .....save the commander! .........sAvE tHE cOmmANDeR!!!

[@AnubisAkaLee]

You can usually get around screen tearing (usually just need to switch "output" variable) and other performance related issues issues in DosBox with a few adjustments to the settings. If you are not comfortable with the config files you can use a front end like D-Fend Reloaded. Actually, that one specifically has a ton of pretested profiles that usually run buttery smooth without tweaking. Not sure anyone cares, but I figured I'd throw it out there.

[@iona5874]

You do NOT know how happy I was to see this, I just got my appendix out, am currently lying in a hospital bed tired and sore. Seeing Ian post was the best part of the day.

[@sudrianliam1199]

Come to think of it, with those enemies showing up one by one and the occasional colonist popping up as a surprise to not shoot them... this is just a very long, very slow game of Whack-A-Mole.... with a space-related story...

[@favoritemustard3542]

How about Hogan's Alley? lol

[@hoodedstreetmonk352]

Man, I'll be nailing that "Get Him Star Ranger" move on the dance floor tonight!

[@supersonicbro]

Funny how game grumps are playing mad dog mccree today

[@alecsteve7138]

What a coincidence, right? I literally just finished watching that video.

[@SmugBagel]

I was just thinking the same

[@Lenny-yl3us]

IT'S HIGH NOON

[@lukecollins5894]

Remember that 🥐🥐🥐

[@RandomGuyPlaysSomeGames]

Man I'd love to hear the full remix of "Get him Star Ranger! Go Ranger! Go Ranger!"

[@squashedshibber2684]

So they celebrate against a man who discourages drug use with taking alcohol. Maybe he started a prohibition and the ad was actually part of the plot.

[@itsavgbltpta]

1) FMV games were a lot of fun. I remember paying 14 cents for Sewer Shark on the SegaCD and getting so many hours of entertainment out of it. Great video on keeping the FMV fun alive! 2) Can we get a full version of "Get Him Star Ranger"? I want to blast that from my car stereo driving home from work so bad.

[@QuasarManiac]

Oh, so THIS is where Jontron got that skull exploding clip...

[@crazyjedi5994]

What video was it?

[@DumbDesign]

Every time I press play on a brutalmoose video I feel like I've turned on one of those old tvs with dials. Nice effect!

[@Gold-hi1jn]

Happy belated birthday Brutalmoose

[@infinimineyt9700]

I love this channel. I mean, these videos just do not disappoint!

[@summerw.1425]

I always watch your vis to the very end, theres always a funny little nugget in the last few seconds that I always enjoy.

[@Chibuns2309]

I've been bingeing all of brutal mooses videos

[@VisualGourmet]

7:29 I actually really like her outfit. It's way better than the run-of-the-mill mainstream expensive brand crap absofuckingly EVERYBODY wears today.

[@PKpaula425]

8:49 "EHEHE, YOU MISSED THAT ONE! TRY ANOTHER!"

[@iamelloyello]

Why are we blessed with another video so early?! Ian, your work ethic is amazing.

[@garry12gg]

If you shoot the cow skull in world 3, you can access an Easter egg where you can fight Mad Dog McCree.

[@android19willpwn]

but does it become High Noon?

[@mojoforthewin3069]

+Android 19 it's always high noon

[@dunkirx8602]

Don't shoot the postman strait from the buyer, but before lightning strikes = You should accept gifts from people but if they'll kill you don't accept them.

[@broadwaypizano2309]

FMV games are so hilarious and charming. We should bring them back.

[@theTenthlife]

I remember seeing this game in arcades as a kid, don't think I ever played it though. I do however LOVE the set design (the parts that aren't just a desert anyway). It's like the 1990's collectively made a space ship.

[@YellowpowR]

The joke about the shoulder pads is iconic to me.

[@thecosmicradiation]

I love your FMV video game reviews- each one of these games is a classic cheesy masterpiece

[@AB-xd8hm]

The Old Dude is The Old Dude from the two Mad Dog McCree FMV western lightgun games made by the same developer. He greets you the same way in both games' intros and shows up now and then to explain the plot further. I guess him being in all three games means that Space Pirates is the third and final entry in the Mad Dog McCree series, unofficially that is.

[@MiraShades]

Every time you put out a video I get a big stupid grin on my face. Thanks dude!

[@MaxwellTornado]

Postman straight from the buyer... A guy with a sword... Oh, it's Swordsman straight from the fire!

[@ancalabond8703]

Every time I see a non-televoid upload I die a bit inside. But that's okay cuz i luv u moosey take ur time

[@BrookerBracker]

HOLY SHIT THAT BEGGINING WAS ALMOST WHAT GAME GRUMPS UPLOADED TODAY!!!!

[@kapparomeo]

Another American Laser Game, "Who Shot Johnny Rock?", attempted to get around the lack of replayability issue by making sure that enemies always died out-of-view (falling back behind a wall or boxes etc.), and the lack of continuity then them to randomise the order in which enemies appeared. It also had multiple endings!

[@lestatcomedante3907]

I love FMV too dude. My greatest joy was finding a new "Live Action" game. In the late 90s they were pretty cheap to buy from places like _Babbage's_. That and pixilated PC games were cheap to get because polygons were the new thing. I think some people can't really get how wonderous and neat these games were to those that lived when they were still mainstream. Because of them growing up with superior graphics and this being history. Not that this is always the case, thankfully.

[@LycanLink]

Brutal Moose teaming up with the Completionist?! But you're rivals, in both gaming and Hana's heart!

[@ghoulhellbilly2528]

its the same guy from " you missed that one, try another!"

[@favoritemustard3542]

That ol' man is a real bottle tosser.

[@zbcrazy]

This looks like it was SO fun to make

[@sohailsayeed9361]

hey man, just wanna tell you that I enjoyed your video and really hope you make more. I enjoyed how you kept your character and the completionist played his character. Although this is just youtube, I think the quality of this video is pretty good.Keep up the good work!-Acrobatic Dude

[@darthalvarez2046]

Old Dude was also in Mad Dog McCree and threw bottles in the air for you to target practice, but every time you missed a bottle he'd say "You missed that one. Here, try another!" and threw another bottle in the air. In other words, this is practically the same game, but with a Science Fiction genre to it instead of Western.

[@joshprice4855]

Jirard: ONWARD TO ADVENTURE Moose: yeah I guess we can do that

[@roykeeley]

Being that I'm sick, this video made me feel a lot better.

[@kenziemckeever1605]

This might be my favorite episode ever. GET 'IM STAR RANGER!

[@noavink1]

I WAS TRYING TO REMEMBER WHERE THAT PIRATE GUY LOOKED FAMILIAR AND IT WAS THE WINNER'S DON'T DO DRUGS THING AND WHEN YOU POINTED IT OUT I SCREAMED SO GOD DAMN LOUD

[@mexicanglizzy6936]

Woah, is Ian missing a tooth? Look at 1:20

[@brutalmoose]

Nah, just a combination of pointy teeth and talking out of the side of my mouth haha

[@mexicanglizzy6936]

+brutalmoose I knew it, great video btw, I love watching you every time you upload. Can't wait for your next video

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

Ian is the greatest :)

[@dystrophic]

BTW, Ian, I don't know if you actually didn't understand this or were just making a joke, but.. That lady said "fire", not "buyer".

[@pokemonduck]

Ian vampire confirmed

[@KingofGermanic]

The main villain was a villain in a Bible man show I had as a kid

[@JackofAllSpadess]

Lol, I remember that show xD

[@purplecow3000]

Are you sure it is not called Captain Bible? Because if it is.....

[@JackofAllSpadess]

+CDA3000 No it was Bible Man. He was basically Batman.. But with the bible. And he had a lightsaber.

[@KingofGermanic]

JackofAllSpadess Apparently the Christian community got angry because of the fact he was beating people up with lightsabers XD

[@andrewollmann304]

Der Kaiser They would rather Bibleman silently judge people to death.

[@merc5333]

Well when a villian tells you not to do drugs, pfft, who won't listen? Like Charles Manson saying murder is wrong. Scruff Mcgruff better watch out! He's got some big competition.😂 Awesome video, as always.😄

[@Dobcool]

When that old man said "what I need is a star Ranger" is it just me that he had started singing at the "what I need" bit?

[@Carricx]

"Remember winners dont do drugs!" Okay i guess im not getting any MANLY MUSCLES today!

[@DarkArtistKaiser]

Personally I love that these space pirates use gunpowder canons. Also that early cgi ship is just magical.

[@zillawith3zs234]

I’ve not seen such bravery

[@bakubread9308]

Oh, so this is where "Winners don't do drugs" in that one Jontron video is from

[@MrXemrox]

3:20 The reminded me of those arcade alien shooting games with civilians keep jumpscaring in the way resulting in me firing them, and I keep losing because I was trigger happy in those games.

[@lilturk726]

I'm gonna need a full upload of "Get 'Em Star Ranger!".

[@princessmaly]

Fun historical fact: having the villain tell the player to not do drugs in a menacing voice was legally the closest you were allowed to get to saying the words "harm reduction" at the time.

[@LOLcat3016]

4:11, you cannot give up, Ian, stay determined. - The completionist (totally not asgore).

[@tematoflakes]

if jirard could be on the box of games he'd be here so many times...I do have a lot of bearded dudes on my game cases XD

[@olafmuller4506]

great moves, Ian, keep it up, proud of you

[@madgritop9774]

Always remember: if you're a civilian near a firefight involving the protagonist, be sure to jump dorectly in front of them and tell them to "Get Captain Talon!"

[@ZerWolff]

i love how good Jirad is at being a DJ 10:45

[@D.Solward]

So David Schwimmer saves your game and Wesley Crusher gives you a thumbs up for saving a dude. I need to play this.

[@CosplayerCelty]

Jirard tries to get sense in a Brutalmoose video. I love these two. Ian, review Asagao Academy! It's an "obscure" PC game.

[@wericks3]

Loved the review because it's brutalmoose and Ian is great, but I feel like I was featured in this video about as much as the Completionist was.

[@magical571]

Sees brutalmoose on the feed! great! realizes it says ft. the completionist........ why ruin a perfectly good video u.u

[@pidgin__]

I think featuring another person isn't that terrible, certainly not ruining the video.

[@katoots3649]

what the hell jirard is a sweet fucking cinnamon roll

[@carsontroeh127]

What's he been doing? I'm genuinely curious, things have seemed weird since he cut Greg.

[@sharonconstantine3164]

Hahaha! Oh Moosie, you don't gotta tell me about Mad Dog McCree! After watching Arin fire and then miss and then fire and miss, he missed both time! Hahaha!!

[@OlilittleCoUkAbout]

Great video Ian :D Lovely to see Jirard popping up too ;) Would love to see some Mad dog Mcrea action though

[@SuperFromND]

Space Pirates sounds like a CNN headline for internet piracy.

[@Carricx]

These are the weird things i heard from the alien robot sounding people "Let Madame Pots Hand Beware of the foot and the palm of her hand" "Look Madame Pots we have a customer" "Get Some Sand Mr Khan Where could it be?" "Dont Shoot the postman straight from the buyer but shoot before lighning strikes!" Yes i did hear the same thing there "Star Ranger! Balinda's Beuty died everything she says is a pack of lies" im not good at spelling deal with it

[@Davidmadden19]

Nice work Ian! Now, to the transporter room

[@calumsanderson6741]

"Do listen to villains" okay I get what you're saying, but you know how if you're in a bank robbery and the manager is like "just do what the robbers say"? *DO LISTEN TO VILLAINS*

[@MarshmallowKittenPrincess]

I would very much like to see a full version of "Get him, Star Ranger!"

[@Jonpushesbuttons]

On the topic of Pirates, Ian you need to play/review Pirates: Captain's Quest. It's for Mac from back in the 90's. It's even educational, as it was published by Discovery Channel!

[@LadyofTheSummer]

11:05 Do the Get Him Star Ranger Dance! *awkwardly waves both palms in the air

[@griffonsarcade]

Last few seconds of the video were the best

[@PepperPawbs]

Holy moly! I had no idea that this game had levels beyond the ship.

[@robaba89]

Mad Dog was so good! Even my dad liked playing that one.

[@MicroChirp]

That's the first time I've seen a video game in an FLP case - those were usually used by Time Warner for some CD singles.

[@paulleow8017]

am I the only one who is reminded of the Doctor Who Episode "The Pirate Planet" when I see the captain guy

[@JP-qn2gu]

So brutalmoose has migrated from the adult game guy to the fmv game guy hence the televoid

[@XxHordakxX]

nice video, i love this reviews or more playthrows from old games.