Prison Tycoon 3 - brutalmoose

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[@juliawertz5282]

"What kind of cruel parents would name their kid Andrew Andrews?" That was very similar to my reaction whenever I saw Chris Christie's name.

[@gmoney66]

There's also Lando Calrissian, who's actor's given name is "William Williams". Going by Billy Dee was a good choice.

[@magmahotdesigns]

Or Edward Woodward

[@charlielouise2428]

I knew an Adam Adams

[@katyterberg2830]

So did I! Any time he told people his name people thought he was joking.

[@ScourgeTheGreat]

Mario Mario

[@horesfan400]

I want to see season 2 of "Which Prisoner Lives"

[@landrylongacre6391]

yes when is the next episode of which prisoner lives

[@benjamincrockford8140]

B

[@mooperino1245]

Moo

[@Ratciclefan]

Minrod Vils same

[@azucenarosales9930]

Is it lost?

[@luukherwig5534]

3:56 You know, this bunk would make a great resting place.

[@astronights]

Piece of #SmallAmenities

[@meepgeek9]

murder'n varmits piece of wood

[@thezdude8512]

Criminal varmints

[@thezdude8512]

We should get him a stone, or at least some small amenities.

[@Darksuperchaossonic]

mfw literally just rewatched oregon trail II

[@SmeddyTooBestChannel]

"The prisoners are getting assigned some funs arts and crafts-like activities such as Chain Gang" That line kills me every time and I don't know why.

[@Ratciclefan]

I don't even know what chain gang means xD

[@Ratciclefan]

@@steelygreye9187 oh

[@astrowolvez]

@@Ratciclefan also something pretty controversial. A sheriff in Arizona who was in prison for abuse had an all women chaingang, something that china thought was extreme, so that tells you all you need to know.

[@Ratciclefan]

@@astrowolvez what the hell

[@ashkitt7719]

Brutalmoose low key Redpilling us on mass incarceration

[@athousandfeethigh]

It's amazing how quickly Tycoon games turn really nice people into violent dictators with god complexes

[@pinkmenace7590]

Replace "Tycoon games" with power and you literally just described past, present, and future history

[@tophatjoe5042]

S M A L L A M E N I T I T E S

[@pidgin__]

#getbuff #gym4life

[@frostbittenwinds9703]

*(thinks, talks, does, sees, hears, feels, smells, and other things) gym related or gym*

[@Ratciclefan]

S M A L L A M E N I T I D D I E S

[@Irl_catgirl]

#smallamenitites

[@demonhunter635]

Small man titties

[@rekeinserah]

I saw Ian's face Such a disgrace He should hide it in the dark -PBG singing about Ian

[@dmas7749]

TheLightandtheFlight Screw you, PBG, he has a better face then you! (immaturely sticks tongue out)

[@lukeanimal]

Actually I'd say their faces are equally beautiful

[@WillieManga]

D MAS SOOOOOOO SUUUUUUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOON THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT DA-

[@isaacdavis4884]

TheLightandtheFlight are you sure he wasn't talking about another ian

[@lukeanimal]

Isaac Davis He was talking about BrutalMoose idiot.

[@dazeslays]

On the prisoner information cards they have their zodiac signs??? what????? like "Mr. McDaniels requests to be moved to a separate sleeping quarters sir" "oh yeah what's his star sign" "uh... he's an aries, sir" "DENIED" What the fuck?????????

[@imovedchannelslol8354]

Well you know we have to keep an eye on those Capricorns...murderous bastards

[@sweetcherries2238]

I'm an Aquarius

[@Luckynumber78]

I love how the developers assumed we needed to know their zodiac signs.

[@samskitchencabinet1744]

Well clearly! I mean, a Sagittarius is much more likely to try to escape than a Pisces!

[@eartianwerewolf]

Pisces would just go watch as every other prisoner left, then console the warden about it.

[@samskitchencabinet1744]

eartianwerewolf Accurate.

[@elliottbow2819]

I mean, it's essential for Tumblr to know so it can make a 'The signs in jail' post.

[@Luckynumber78]

Oh God, I don't think I want to know what Scorpio does. Scorpio is the Vause of Prison Tycoon 3.

[@regularshowman3208]

"Suck on that Matt Damon" is a line that stuck out to me so much that I still sometimes quote it to this day.

[@whatshappeninganymore2473]

Just imagine being a guard and walking into a really buff guy freakin' PRAYING to work out.

[@AJPwny]

"I don't get paid enough for this."

[@iweberhed]

SMALL AMENITIES!?!?

[@thecomicnation1085]

DAT SMALE AMEENITYS DOO!!!!!

[@johnsquarez6806]

I wanted large amenities.but I can settle for small.

[@DJ_AwesomeSauce]

Pac Fan I can't settle for small amenities. I NEED the large ones. They come with a Director's Cut of Lula 3D.

[@lukemckenzie0121]

*S M A L L A M E N I T I E S*

[@jayn5543]

Over 7 years later, this video is still amazing

[@stefilee1]

I re-watch this video like once a month. I love it.

[@phillyharden913]

Same here

[@Elias___]

R'Kdairos Zo'dhyac I rewatch this every other day

[@brendand1543]

I rewatch daily can't get enough of to fly for a white guy

[@Elias___]

Linkplaysgames OMFG me too, and especially I want a weathers

[@Mst3kfanatic1]

Linkplaysgames a charge which he claims is and I quote "bullshit."

[@ANewWorldFool1202]

I don't know why but Brutalmoose is one of the most hilarious KZbinrs i've ever seen, all his videos leave me in tears

[@theravenpirate4744]

TheKeyBladeLink work it

[@Featherogue]

It's like he doesn't even really know how funny he is lmao I love those kinds of people

[@SeanTrn]

Very dry. The humor I mean 🤗. Also a fan

[@15-Peter-20]

@@Featherogue I love your glasses

[@Featherogue]

@@15-Peter-20 Thank you!!

[@darthvaderreviews6926]

Ultimately, Matt Damon is responsible for all of this. DAMN YOU, MATT DAMON!

[@RainbowAnimeCupcake]

There was a kid I knew since elementary school named Elemin Elemin. Seriously his first name was the same as his last name and I saw him suffer with it for 12 years.

[@kenetickups6146]

"AH AAAAAAHHHH OOH GOD HELP I'M A LEMON!"

[@amusingxtorture8183]

John Carver I'm a lemon I'm a lemon I'm mentally disabled because I'm a lemon

[@ranbummerz729]

Oh pee!

[@StudioInkblot]

RainbowAnimeCupcake What kind of a name is Elemin?

[@ricebean1941]

+Amusingxtorture i'm a bannana

[@WSNO]

I ran away from Satan's honor system hell prison from hell and all i got was this lousy tee shirt with the name Andrew Andrews written inside the collar

[@xentenial]

So we have two Smiths, a Miller, and a... Wojiehowicz?? ... One of these things is not like the other.

[@presidentforlife1732]

no ITS TEH SMITSH

[@lokiwintersoldier6954]

Ohh! Ohh?, I know I know! Is it smith?

[@josephgarner2238]

It's Smith. There's no e.

[@MrPiccoloku]

+Joseph Garner DAMN YOUR TECHNICALITIES!!! Also, it's actually Miller, which has no H.

[@Egalitariat-likesecretariat]

+Joseph Garner It's me. Me, me, me... Me, too.

[@TheVeteranROB]

YOU MUSR CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL AMENITITES

[@kathleensilva1376]

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[@zaxtonhong3958]

Lmao

[@Zosalot]

7:40 to 10:20 Brutalmoose has gone mad with power and became a tyrant of the prison world! He is completely out of control!

[@jessebeam1354]

I lost it at "YOU WILL GET NO FOOD" at 7:30

[@MrWin-pj4sg]

This an all-time brutalmoose classic

[@RamanN00B]

Brutalmoose tycoon game videos are my favorites through all these years

[@espurrfection44]

Those prisoners that ran off probably died. the prison is in the middle of nowhere and the nearest town is most likely miles away. so you're better off staying there even if there's no fences.

[@GameFaceMax]

I want a Werther's. Catch phrase of the year!

[@AdikTheOne]

Wojciechowicz is a Polish name, if you want to spell it in english properly, just say "Woychechovitch"

[@eatingsteakisfun]

🤠🤝🐐

[@SnuggieMaple]

W

[@Jasonafex]

This and Sim Town are hillarious, very re-watchable. Building games seems to be your forte, please do more in the future!

[@NucularRobit]

I had a friend from grade school named Andy Anderson. I didn't even think twice about it until junior high, when I introduced him to a friend and realized how weird "Andy Anderson" sounded coming out of my mouth.

[@Edscratch23469]

Nucular Robit really? i knew a guy named andy Anderson!

[@ShogunGin0]

I laughed harder than I should at Ian's fake Black voice. "Fine, man! I was just goin' back to the gym anyway!"

[@amethysthuck4141]

ShogunGin0 (just saying koay) dont say black you can just edit it okay dont call it a black voice

[@ethanpuckett9081]

Amethyst Huck What, is that offensive to you or something?

[@amethysthuck4141]

Ethan Puckett noo but somone sensetive might see it as rascist

[@amethysthuck4141]

***** yeah but your not every black person in the world (not trying to be rude tho bad choise of words)

[@ethanpuckett9081]

Amethyst Huck Trust me, nobody, not even on the internet is sensitive enough to be offended by that. If anything, they'll probably laugh at it.

[@ChosenOne41]

I laughed my fucking ass off watching this

[@delta1404]

This is probably one of Brutalmoose's best.

[@dajosh42069]

+Daniel De Villa (Bill B. Bill) The one for Bully is funnier, but this one, along with Mall Tycoon, and Bully are the most hilarious ones Ian has made.

[@zayaannashrid1374]

+Chosen One 41 Me too!

[@AxoElle]

+Chosen One 41 every time someone says that i remember that scene from adam ruins everything where someone gets his buttcheeks chopped off

[@d3adl1mbs66]

I'd rather go to his hell prison than his fence land

[@pidgin__]

You get no food, or you get no gym. Pick one

[@strangethingsareafoot4203]

FROM HELL

[@Edscratch23469]

Wingy Doodles aw crap chooses....your putting to much pressure on me i can't decide!

[@delta1404]

*Unfortunately it doesn't provide any advantage in this particular game.*

[@xenokirby5481]

*Or maybe it does... we just don't know it yet.*

[@zayaannashrid1374]

*Or maybe it's all rigged*

[@RainbowCatGX]

I just realized that Andrew Miller effectively died in prison because of a sadistic prison game show, when he was only in there on a BS charge of being "too fly for a white guy". I just want you all to realize this, and realize what an awful, awful person Brutalmoose is for this.

[@shinyumbreon696]

But you laughed. You know you laughed.

[@RainbowCatGX]

Shiny Umbreon Silly little Pokémon. My finding it funny doesn't mean Brutalmoose isn't an awful person, and it certainly isn't going to stop me from judging him on it.

[@shinyumbreon696]

RainbowCat Fair enough. *Purrs like a catlike (doglike? foxlike?) pokemon would*

[@LonelyKnightess]

The fact that he obviously didn't commit the crime doesn't help.

[@RadNat]

RainbowCat Just a sign of America's messed up prison system

[@foxcatgaming3667]

Concentration camp simulator 2007....

[@SupaSonicFanboy]

Sponsored by Kim Jong FUN!

[@DuskyPredator]

I made the mistake of trying to drink some water just before he decided to flat out torture them, and now I am wet.

[@blitzie66]

Ooh bb

[@pidgin__]

Best ohwegameion evr

[@troin3925]

DuskyPredator You're completely useless now.

[@ohmygahdbilly]

DuskyPredator you sure it was an accident?

[@benbacon7654]

Sh1t Ington At least it wasn't a piece of wood.

[@xXSilentAgent47Xx]

WORK IT! WORK IT! WORK IT! WORK IT! WORK IT! GET BUFF! GET BUFF! GET BUFF! GET BUFF!

[@akumati4061]

What was that soooong thoough.

[@mastermarkus5307]

akumati4061 Macho Man by the Village People - but 8-bit.

[@WillieManga]

xXSilentAgent47Xx Work it out! Work it out! Think about it!

[@csvega]

I love Ian's hair so much in these old vids. Sharp AF👌💯

[@Appleboy78165]

8:17 This is shaping up to be...o-fence-ive. Tough crowd.

[@srbarkerchan]

#SmallAmenities

[@ShudowWolf]

srbarkerchan #SmallAmenities indeed, my friend. #SmallAmenities indeed. Says that in the video description.

[@zhubwat]

+Shadow Wolf #SatansHellSmallAmenitiesFromHell

[@Infomaniac_Moment]

#SmallAmenities

[@zayaannashrid1374]

#SmallAmenitieswithoutasmallgym

[@zhubwat]

Zayaan Nashrid #HellSmallAmenitiesWithoutAHellSmallGym

[@PoisonJellybean]

Okay, 'Andrew Andrews' made me laugh because my dad is called 'David Davidson'.

[@fertilebeef802]

Are you Son Davidson?

[@CloudsAreTimeLords]

Who names their kid Andrew Andrews? The same person who names their kid Phillip Phillips.

[@brokenwave6125]

That couldn't be the same person though. Different last names...

[@Santoryu90]

"Wow you know what I liked to do after a long workout another workout YEEEEEEAH"

[@zipherdias420]

Man, 10 years and this is still my favorite.

[@boethjelle8769]

I am radically and staunchly anti-prison and basically every piece of media on jails or prisons can't help but make me angry, except this video. I love this video.

[@cptsonicbelmont]

9:35 How and why did he climb over a barb-wire fence?

[@winterjane4702]

Don't question it!!

[@cptsonicbelmont]

***** Bullshit.

[@djeph2277]

***** I need this on a T-shirt

[@maxcorrice9499]

How do they phase through all the workout equipment

[@zanepeterkovic9553]

max corrice magic

[@coolliz21]

I think I'm responsible for at least 1 million of the views on this video.

[@raine6813]

im guessing the reason why the text is so small is because when the game came out computer monitors were at a lower resolution than they are today, so the game just automatically scales the text down to the resolution it was originally intended for

[@blubblob8598]

Ah, I remember watching this back when it first came out. Still one of my favorite videos.

[@Ratciclefan]

I laughed *way* too hard at the work out scene.

[@MacabreEruditon]

I don't know how many times I've watched this video, but it always helps me brighten my mood.

[@spool122]

wait....you can be for your name being too badass? ah sheit. There goes Duke Nukem

[@spool122]

Big Boss shiet........goodbye.

[@videogamecactus]

I've noticed Ian tends to do a short summary of his criticisms for a certain game at the end of each video, but my favorites are the ones like this where he just lapses into insanity instead.

[@arekgrasela]

9:00 Wojciehowicz - it is polish last name. And it should have an extra "c" in it. (Wojciechowicz). It's last name created from name Wojciech. I think you should say it like "Voi-che-ho-vitch".

[@kyleaustensen5034]

shut up

[@arekgrasela]

+Kyle Austensen Too hard for you?

[@xBrii333x]

+Pan Askalon Yes. I just spent way too long trying to say it. Polish is not for me, apparently.

[@Nekoszowa]

Well, our language is one of the hardest in the world so I understand you :|

[@ivey2459]

+Brianna E. If you think that name is hard to pronounce, there are worse than that.

[@No-lk7qm]

let's play Americas favorite game show *cues Price is Right theme* *WHICH PRISONER LIVES!*

[@cantwaittogoslashing8025]

2002 Experience kjzu

[@shawnmarkko143]

Bob the mailman

[@obscuregamesshowcase]

This was so funny to me when I was a kid. It still is, but it's also a grim reflection of the American prison system.

[@astrowolvez]

Right!

[@SheepUndefined]

I've seen this episode countless times, and honestly, I think it's your best one. The pacing's on point, it's got a good amount of skits and jokes, and just..I dunno, I like it the most.

[@The8BitDuke]

This may be the best thing I've ever watched. Damn old man stole my Werther's...

[@vocaeien]

"too fly for a white guy" that was when i laughed out loud like a horse and subscribed immediately

[@NewCanada]

My favorite video from Ian/BrutalMoose along with Oregon Trail 2. Also Sim Town was a pretty good video as well...Loved Senor he was pretty cool.

[@williamwarner9338]

senor is love, senor is live.

[@CatsRul85]

You should do a Zoo Tycoon review video thing. I love letting my big carniverous dinos loose on my guests when they are getting on my nerves.

[@luxx296]

I have that game for my DS. Never completed it though... Hmm...

[@WinternetLP]

Zoo Tycoon 2 thoooo

[@pokejoseph]

He’s done it 😃

[@bc8010]

I still have such nostalgia for this video haha. Love you Ian

[@zeko771]

It looks like Ian was pretty... on the fence about this game! I'm here all week

[@Laura-qy2ec]

This is genuinely my favourite youtube video in the world, can't even count how many times i've watched it; still makes me die laughing every time.

[@kayeplaguedoc9054]

I've been watching a lot of your videos today, but I think this is the best one so far. Had me laughing the whole damned time and kept getting funnier and funnier.

[@snager80]

torturing the prisoners seems to have really bummed me out. i almost cried when the old man died. i was , like, at a 1 on the 'going to cry' scale

[@fleskfan100]

You know he deserved it for stealing those candies.

[@CriticalMaster95]

He didn't die. He was the only one who lived.

[@marondadebrito1516]

My throat now hurts from laughing at this video too hard... why have I just now found this channel?

[@WillBassman]

This guy is highly underrated.

[@reddiedeaddie335]

Exactly.

[@RichardBlaziken]

Nearly a year later, and this is still one of the funniest videos I watch on a way-too-regular basis.

[@RichardBlaziken]

Huh... yep, still here

[@mr.sockpuppetplays8828]

Even after all these years this is one of my favorite videos just for how fast goes from earnestly trying to sociopathic game show host.

[@mariopikaman1]

I fucking need that 8-Bit Macho Man music.

[@IGotThePooDoo]

Andrew Andrews actually plays for the Washington Huskies though. Brutalmoose, write him a letter ASAP.

[@ithinkpetesdead8865]

Small amenities are great and all, but I'll never get over how he just puts Shane's face in his videos.

[@pidgin__]

I honestly don't know who Shane is. Sorry, I'm garbage.

[@divemissile8928]

This has to be my favorite Brutalmoose video, it's hilarious

[@MTCaptain]

Mom, can we get Prison Architect? Mom: We have Prison Architect at home. The Prison Architect at home: 1:35

[@denjdenji560]

3:43 I've met a guy called Gonzalo Gonzalez and another named Tomas Tomasella, so anything is possible

[@TheUselessGod]

Incredible Machine 2 music at 2:30? You, sir, earn mad props.

[@benbacon7654]

At least none of the first five prisoners were murderin' varmints.

[@Jarvis466]

#makesmallamenititesgreatagain

[@AngelSurgeSSX]

This was my first brutal moose video

[@UndeterminedThing]

we dont care

[@cavejohnson8793]

Not sure if this was my first Brutalmoose video, but I know this one's my favorite.

[@Elias___]

Mine was the first Restaurant Empire.. I think.

[@soopershpee5842]

4 years later the battle still goes on

[@schlaakms]

I think one of the greatest parts about these Tycoon videos is the Sims music when you're building things. LOVE IT.

[@AOLGamer]

7:01 I'M LAUGHING SO HARD I'M CRYING!

[@boxylemons7961]

I like how the game is from 2007 yet it's graphics look so much like a pc game made in the 90s/ xbox game

[@AveryakaBecky]

Still in love with the Conker music at the end, it makes me smile every time!

[@GrandCorsair]

Three week later and it still cracks me up.

[@BBall0027]

Andrew Andrews reminded me of James James, a linebacker I drafted in Madden 07. But unlike the person with a teacher named Daniel McDaniel who already commented, I don't know any real people with names like that.

[@gamerfreak7865]

Slightly unrelated but I have a teacher called Mr Matthews who is head of maths

[@WarthogRacer]

A Newscaster in Chicago is named Robin Robinson.

[@HateTaxesWASt]

A player on the UW Huskies men's basketball team is named Andrew Andrews and is really good.

[@CreepyDemonGuy]

#SmallAmenities

[@WooffleDee]

I'd like to see Satan's Honor System Hell Prison from Hell

[@inadere8576]

Back in 2022 baby

[@YiFangShen]

what is "I've not seen such bravery" from?

[@ZPEntertainment]

It's from Gauntlet!

[@YiFangShen]

thanks! :)

[@zacharybailey9794]

ZPEntertainment what's gauntlet

[@ZPEntertainment]

Zachary Bailey An arcade game from the 80s!

[@zacharybailey9794]

is it fun?

[@FGreg111]

2015: Matt Damon travelled to Mars. Oooops.

[@xxrocketshark216xx4]

"Fence Land. Come because the Judge said so. Don't leave because of the fence." 😂

[@zt2ean]

This is the best BrutalMoose video out there. It's hilarious, and made me laugh out loud (something I rarely do while watching KZbin) even on my fourth watch. Bravo.

[@Elias___]

Jasper Barnes Brutalmoose is the true Mvp of youtube.

[@WickedPhase]

1:05 me af

[@sanstheskeleton3940]

SmallAmenities SmallAmenities SmallAmenities SmallAmenities SMALLAMENITIES!

[@sanstheskeleton3940]

Lili-nekosun The spacecat no im not even a doritro im a dream demon and Remember! Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!

[@AlexanderEntertainment]

+Bill Cipher Do I know you from somewhere? O_O

[@slunt655]

+sans the skeleton Looks like we go from one overrated character to the next

[@HaydenX]

+sans the skeleton #SmallAnemones no... #SmallMenonites no... #SmallAnimals no... Eh, fuck it.

[@marcstuart5250]

+Speedbump From Chinatown I know right man

[@teememdee]

This is still my favorite video on the internet.

[@thecamster451]

Almost 6 years old and still one of my favorite videos, Ian is the best.

[@enochtherotund2440]

He should've won Small Amenities and Food Privileges along with a Dorm while he gets to watch the other contestants suffer in next week's game.

[@punklover99]

I miss these old videos

[@hx2975]

He looks way better with short hair. Looks dumb with long hair, but I guess he needs the long hair to be a drag queen.

[@1-1-5-2]

i love his new stuff more honestly but theres a distinct nostalgia to these older ones

[@bmmbooshoot]

Andrew Miller's reason for arrest/response is my favorite. that was an excellent line.

[@patrickr.1433]

honestly i think moose is pretty much THE funniest of hidden block/normal boots/etc. he really puts a lot of effort in his vids and is on a consistent schedule which is commendable. hes definately my favorite besides jon of course and maybe projared (because those improv skeelz) thank you reader so much for using ur time to read my opinion. i love you