Building A Laser Baby

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Songs:
Mantra - Kaz Moon
j^p^n - amend.

[@lolkecks1951]

Amazon: "recreate the laser baby scene!" Micheal: "N-No I can‘t ju-" Amazon: "CUT. YOUR. FRIENDS. IN. HALF."

[@rotomwithagun1678]

Oof

[@plumbob109]

Dont keep the Bezos waiting

[@wrathfulcucumber1979]

but do it safely

[@floofball8905]

nothing flex tape cant fix!

[@DavidScheiber]

also Amazon "remove a shake the baby as you would a normal child" lmao wtf

[@friendlyneighborhoodmango6894]

I bet the “poor guy at the marketing team” was just a huge fan and really wanted Michael to make another trigger-me-elmo-type-video, but had to find a way to keep it professional and business related.

[@Joseph-ms3iq]

mad respect to that dude

[@willmatzkavlogs7031]

Sssssssshhhhhhhh Don't tell them our secrets

[@whatsgoinon99]

Animals are like teenagers... They complain about EVERYTHING. .. kzbin.info/www/bejne/r6anlKGVbp6bfqc&ab_channel=AnimalsGlobal

[@RubyPiec]

@@whatsgoinon99 and?

[@bubbaturps394]

@@RubyPiec it's an ad bot...

[@Gerbsert]

the fact that this show is such an apt satire of modern corporate conglomorates and their facades of friendliness and yet it is made by motherfucking amazon is so hilarious i dont know how to feel about it

[@SWProductions100]

I think this does get mudded by how separate decisions can be made on varying levels of the corporate hierarchy - Jeff Bezos may have not even heard of 'The Boys' until it became massively successful. But then there this line from Noah Gervais' spoiler review of Cyberpunk 2077: "Corporate capitalism doesn't care if you hate it. In fact, it can take that hate, package it in neon and chrome and sell it right back to you for 60 dollars."

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

Probably the same way I feel about every show on FOX taking potshots at the network well into the era of people being able to become great entertainers without sucking some suit off. Y'know, kinda like how Micheal here just shit on Amazon the entire sponsor and got their money anyways.

[@catwastaken5018]

@@Rad-Dude63andathird LMK

[@angelb1318]

I’ve never seen Micheal so happy as when he set a tiny ‘laser’ child on fire and rubbed it in its melting face

[@cyx7784]

ael

[@aplant3508]

Now come on angel you know you would do that too

[@MonochromaticScale]

Amazon: Sponsors Michael to do dangerous things with a laser Michael: Shake the baby- Amazon: REMOVE THIS AT ONCE

[@dilenic4367]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[@triettran1114]

Dilenic BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[@t0pno7ch33]

@@dilenic4367 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD INDEED!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@jackdaw7792]

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL WHEELCHAIR

[@notreal5826]

BABY SHAKES FOR THE BABY SHAKE GOD

[@FirstnameLastname-ul4hr]

robbers robbing a bank: "EVERYONE ON THE GROUND" Michael: *violently shakes laser baby*

[@chims7232]

michael : *violently shakes baby*

[@blauzahn4212]

First name Last name nice name

[@TxBzSpectral]

@@chims7232 his was funnier ngl

[@EolosMusic]

Listen to my new song 🥺 I'll give all of the money to my mom, because we're so broke 🥺 you just gotta listen to it, I'm not asking for more ❤️😊,, ,

[@jungleaxe8102]

IM DEAD LOL

[@idkwhyimevenhere]

Michael saying " Shut up neighbor dog, I'll eat you. " Is pure bliss

[@bloodrinker]

then the ad saying "Everything for your dietary goals!"

[@TheCoolDudeYT]

I think he really hates dogs

[@dragonflyer9964]

Ironically I think this was the best promotional video I’ve ever seen. Better than if someone were to take it seriously LMAO

[@chanelleright]

Same

[@RackaApps]

Amazon CEO: "Who's paying for this?" Marketing team: YES

[@Erik-bw9pp]

Legit Plays yes

[@colinbalfour1834]

*Jeff Bezos is the CEO lmao

[@hippolyte5248]

you could buy a house with his money he still wouldn't notice

[@robertthekingofmars499]

"it's me Dio from the marketing team"

[@YeetLord666]

@@hippolyte5248 You could buy a house fully furnished with antique handmade furniture from the 1800's, 5 pools in the back yard, a small runway with 4 personal aircraft and a driveway with included Ferrari and Lambo.... and he still wouldn't notice. And I just want a buck 50 raise at work....

[@AI--wl3kd]

Michael: Don't send me your crappy robot ideas Amazon: What if...

[@Mothman1992]

They paid

[@noahhastings6145]

"Crappy"

[@pheonixrises11]

I guess it’s okay if you send the money

[@LeBornMajes]

They paid him tho

[@n0days0ff81]

@Joshua PATTERSON are you sponsored by "Adam & Eve" by chance?

[@KarmaCadet]

shake activated laser baby is the most horrific thing i've seen in a while. well done sir

[@captainboathands6124]

Dude… that few second sequence where your drawing turned into physical parts was slick as hell. Had to watch it a few times.

[@FootyBits]

Imagine trying to rob Michael and he just starts shaking a baby.

[@patrioticwhitemail9119]

Forget stealing money, I'd give it to see that

[@22doubleU]

its not even the laser baby it's just some random kid he picked off a families table at the Mcdonalds he's getting robbed at

[@ScarletCandlelight]

XD

[@sdmlol6553]

Probably has a security roomba or some shit like that lol

[@dontreadmypicture698]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pqHFaYCea7KKos0 juice wrld clone woow

[@BigManBilliam]

Amazon asking for Michael to cut his friends in half with a baby

[@zawsrdtygbhjimokpl6998]

originally it would've been done by a roomba

[@Hllysfkpln]

No, Amazon asking for Michael to cut his friends in half with a baby _SAFELY_

[@TheSebuka]

bold of them asuming he has friends

[@fronkschilling7733]

Anything’s possible when your a crackhead

[@Xlord-iy4ze]

Malk

[@HoneyRabbitt]

2 years later and the scene where Michael shakes the baby violently and then shines it into someone’s eyes still makes me cry

[@aristired6252]

Can we talk about how Michael created and told a full narrative with proper set up and pay off all on the central theme of “deception” in a 9-minute KZbin video about making a laser baby? The script writing is always fantastic and I don’t feel like it’s recognized a lot. Script writing is a ton of work, and it doesn’t go unappreciated. Also, obviously, the delivery, editing and execution were also great as always:)

[@alexanders2669]

Amazon: Makes a show where bisecting people using a baby as an unwilling weapon is okay Michael: shake fake baby Amazon: *N O*

[@uncleterry9179]

It’s because he said to shake real babies, which was obviously a joke but that would hurt Amazon lol. Amazon never said “replicate these actions to a baby in real life”

[@Dokattak]

x3 so shake harder?

[@magicalmidnight8083]

michael reeves: " lets play a game called kick the baby " amazon: " *Don't* kick the goddamn baby "

[@Lunerai]

“Do not shake child. You must drop kick orphans.” -Sun Tzu The art of war

[@Wulk]

The third worst thing that happen to those orphans

[@turb0870]

@@Wulk 2nd worst

[@blankedout1862]

Turb0 no, hey, the second worst thing is the presents being stolen. Get it right.

[@jonathangillooly9361]

Technoblade and Michael would be a fun duo to watch

[@JadeAleman]

@@jonathangillooly9361 Dynamic duo killing orphans together

[@grogurt3956]

I can just imagine Michael saying in his head “ OK baby Seizure time.”

[@lavender2293]

7:37 Metal Gear Solid death scream. 👌

[@ojoface208]

_"both a man addicted to potatos, and cocaine have quoted me"_ -Sun Tzu, in the art of war

[@haydenkegg339]

I FUCKING LOVE TECHNO AND MICHEAL

[@loading5957]

Hayden Kegg TRUE

[@gerritrookworst3701]

And a group of swedish pagans

[@WillBinge]

Ah yes, a man of culture.

[@Cassy640]

@@haydenkegg339 yeaaaaaah

[@jjmoon1874]

"Do not shake a child" Michael: i missed the part where that's my problem

[@heliveruscalion9124]

@Panthertastic tern

[@therealwuffo]

for those who are wondering, the song used in the building process is called Mantra by kaz moon

[@orion10x10]

I'm going to need a whole playlist of what Micheal listens to "Mantra by Kaz Moon" is soooo good

[@oscarwasntavailable]

i read your comment 4 times and i still don’t understand

[@tapitaboi5754]

I love how amazon sponsored Michael Reeves, the guy who has made fun of their delivery speed like a billion times

[@professor4903]

Lol

[@jbezoarjr5269]

Lol

[@aubrymatthews9866]

lOL

[@MrMilkyCoco]

I mean isnt that the best person for the job? They know hell talk about them ahhaha

[@flebz6392]

Lol

[@doctor.d.r7280]

“Dude, Michael Reeves quoted me” -Sun Tzu _The Art of War_

[@camdenburke9268]

Doctor. D.R *laughs in technoblade*

[@albertalways4059]

Oo

[@albertalways4059]

Ooo

[@albertalways4059]

Ooo

[@albertalways4059]

Ooo

[@jlukethe3rd947]

The two enemies: Gets in cover. Micheal: SHAKES BABY INTENSLY

[@kolehansen5975]

Him lazer babying his friends eyes and saying “fuck off” so calmly will always make me laugh

[@lichtheimer]

"Shake the baby" "and it will have a small seizure to indicate that it's working." Yep, sounds about right.

[@FuriousBowl]

Matthew Barnette the girls

[@m4riel]

Feel old yet?

[@starspangledrage5417]

I is the 666 like

[@user-ou4nk6jp2z]

*Prepare the unborn child for war.*

[@kokopaii]

@@2pacofficial21 The video link is shit don't go to it, It's about a guy that pulls chairs from people then runs away

[@gameovervirus2384]

Michael being absolutely disgusted is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

[@smellymg]

i made a real baby kzbin.info/www/bejne/onazl3VpYtiJrdk

[@griffinwhite6066]

it must be suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper disgusting

[@Fishcrab]

So get this, he turned the baby into a laser, funniest shit I've ever seen

[@nat1935]

SmellyMonkey shut up

[@iamironyman8336]

@@smellymg no

[@atom2245]

10/10 acting 6:24

[@YamiNoDaisuke]

Lol, Michael just predicted how The Boys season 3 ended up, with Soldier Boy finding out Homelander is his son but still continues to try to kill him because of an agreement he made.

[@theatreman3771]

Michael: Drills baby's eyes out Makes exploding blood packets Points lasers at people's eyes Lights baby on fire Amazon: M'kay. Michael: Shakes the baby- Amazon: DO NOT SHAKE CHILD TELL THE CONSUMERS NOT TO SHAKE CHILD

[@ElectricalSwift]

**CONSUME THE CHILD**

[@fim-43redeye31]

all about legal concerns

[@quu1]

This is getting likes by the second

[@pinguin00o73]

This is a "do not shake the baby" meme.

[@ElectricalSwift]

@Kaiser Wilhelm I hope you're joking. If Alex Jones is supposed to be a political figure then I am Donald Trump. The dudes a fuckin nutcase.

[@theshadowking402]

I love how he shakes the baby like he’s starting up a lawn mower

[@thiccfrogg1380]

Might as well mow the baby too

[@adequatelytrying6568]

Uh I'm gonna take away your lawnmower for everyone's safety

[@bocadillodecalamares]

Tf kinda lawnmower u got my guy??

[@Hardsworth64]

This is amazing out of context

[@the_charliecp8859]

More like he’s going to spray paint a wall

[@jigglybits9729]

can we just appreciate michaels taste in music? these songs fit so well with the video, the editing and harmony in this is exquisite. and its not just this video but all of them. absolute legend.

[@epidemicrage4337]

Congrats on the Streamy Awards, Michael.

[@Feelsbad47]

"This is gonna be a weird video" That's... why I'm here.

[@briceboyee8536]

Hello There...

[@ricardohorta500]

@@briceboyee8536 general kenobi

[@mariopalenciagutierrez4318]

@@ricardohorta500 you're a bold one.

[@raphaellauf7786]

somebody beat me to the punch

[@VGLounge]

K Larry

[@Phychologik]

Michael: shakes fake baby Amazon: no Dog: barks Michael: I will eat you Amazon: ...

[@sarajusledh7273]

He fiesty

[@minu_]

He’s Asian, so that’s fine

[@TheOmen606]

@@minu_ phillipino my friend

[@Victor_._.]

@@TheOmen606 w a t

[@alibaturi5448]

Amazon: Understandable have a great day

[@theradiance2453]

Michael Reeves is literally just a person with ADHD's random ass thoughts brought to life. I love it.

[@JerichoChavez12]

2:14 went from 0 to 100 real fast 💀

[@enozanzx]

Title : How to make 9+ mins ads with 99% engagement rate.

[@lescitrons]

It's kind of one thing to have a sponsor segment, but it's a completely different thing to make your entire video a sponsor segment

[@Joel-ze1xr]

I actually want to watch both seasons now lmao

[@Joel-ze1xr]

Citrons it was still entertaining with how much he clowned on them so I don’t think most people mind

[@WeSkateBad]

Michael deserves the popularity. I love all his content.

[@quackersnail656]

@@lescitrons This is the best format i've seen

[@revolution5547]

This guy is roasting a multi bilion dolar company, AND THIS COMPANY IS SPONSORING HIM.

[@asgard_]

Michael Reeves in a nutshell right here.

[@repuls7ve]

Did u expect something else?

[@spicytuna_8109]

multi trillion*

[@anuragkrosuru878]

thats how u know hes a keeper

[@agoodname6997]

How else would he be able to get the sponsor?

[@auggie9828]

Michael is honestly one of the best creators on KZbin. To bad his upload schedule is absolute shit

[@OxyDreamz]

its all part of his charm tbh

[@JRH9468]

I agree

[@R03333]

That's because other creators upload just to upload, that's the difference.

[@5000Seabass]

It’s because it takes time to build shit like this. You ever worked on a project before? One where you have to plan the whole fucking thing before hand?

[@squimo40]

That’s probably the reason why he’s one of the best lol. Quality > quantity.

[@bankrupt3am932]

Just saw the baby in episode 5. This is some next level foreshadowing.

[@questionably_xavier9177]

“Oh no I’m under attack” *vigorously shakes baby

[@cerealgibbon7330]

Oh no I'm getting attacked So anyway

[@abigailment]

Amazon: A gory show for someone with dry humor! Michael: shake the baby Amazon: do NOT shake the BABY

[@r0kavii]

do not the baby

[@DeeDeeRatchford]

AyanOwO SHAKE THE BABY Baby: *wAAaAa*

[@sealy009]

im gonna do the baby

[@dlo2061]

i think you did great in batman

[@music_s73]

new season: september 4th Michael: ''I have no time to finish this!'' well well well you went fast

[@user-xq3hd3cx8v]

The fact that they were throwing stuff like 'laser your friends' into the talking point makes me almost wonder if they didn't fully realize that you aren't just a CGI channel...

[@bizzarebigfoot9859]

Practical effects that are poorly hidden are more fun though

[@Schmidtelpunkt]

@Bio punk Nope, you have always to start with an idea. And the brilliance of the marketing is to recognize the opportunity when someone takes and runs with it. Notice the wording of the disclaimer. They could have said "Edit the baby shanking out" but they didn't. Instead they were fine looking like greater twats than they actually were in order to have a better video. This is a chaotic result but not an accidental one.

[@KoltVEVO]

Herr Schmidt 😂😂 you do realize it was all his version of the conversation right? Jesus you’re taking Michaels sarcasm way too seriously

[@Schmidtelpunkt]

@@KoltVEVO Well, if the assumption is that he used sarcasm, we don't take it too seriously. If however the assumption is that he made everything up an it is basically just a lie, yes, maybe then assuming it was sarcasm means taking his words too seriously. But I guess you used the term "sarcasm" not in the way it is defined but apply the modern post southpark defintion for "something utterly meaningless which is mildly funny, for which nobody wants to feel responsible".

[@conorking331]

@@KoltVEVO What? did you read what he said?

[@karmallarma5871]

"The Laser Activated System Engineered by Reeves, or LASER for short" "Wait"

[@celeste1129]

Underrated

[@ubberJakerz]

He glossed over that joke so fast

[@moralistically7336]

Micheal fans may not want to see this ): m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/n4Ckq3Roqqxqack

[@fastcow7013]

@@moralistically7336 kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@raynejaso1414]

@@fastcow7013 I recognised that link lol. I don't trust you

[@Gods_Evangelion]

Bro i got an ad at the perfect time "Shut up neighbor dog I'll eat you" Ad: "the Arby's reuben-"

[@pul53gh]

"The Laser Activated System Engineered by Reeves or LASER for shor-- wait..." had me dying for a sec lmao

[@xann2681]

Now not just the viewers are giving him bad ideas, now the sponsors are

[@teguhprawira3808]

HAHAHHA

[@smellymg]

i made a real baby kzbin.info/www/bejne/onazl3VpYtiJrdk

[@jacksonrankin5076]

this is getting ridiculous, now theres 2 of them

[@Junekiri_rai]

Get on the bandwagon choo cho

[@halfdemented]

I think there's a difference when you get paid to do bad robot ideas

[@user-jq4jq5qd4m]

“Shut up neighbor dog” _”I’ll eat you”_ *Hardest cough of my existence*

[@user-jq4jq5qd4m]

4:53 The scene

[@Tof_u]

Mykull imbuing his inner Asian. 🤭

[@nethermore2946]

Im a Filipino and can confirm some of us do eat dogs

[@simplyandrei1877]

@@nethermore2946 I am not proud of you that you said that lol

[@nethermore2946]

@@simplyandrei1877 im not proud of it either

[@dr3357]

"I have better baby" will from now on be my goto line when someone introduces me to their kid

[@nickyz473]

This video is the epitome of "paid enough to do it but not enough to care about it"

[@Bee-bup]

“Aaand... what’re the KZbinr’s initials?” “M.R.” “Got it. Mark Rober, right?” “Yeah.” *sends to Michael Reeves*

[@senajabeen1076]

Mark rober is a high class version of michael Reeves

[@gerardogarza8849]

@@senajabeen1076 the sane version some might say

[@popcornenthusiast]

To be fair Mark Rober is just Michael Reeves with standards

[@senajabeen1076]

@@gerardogarza8849 there is no such thing as being sane

[@johncenaplayingstarcraft9580]

Mark Rober is just a sane michael canada!

[@Dumshine]

Michael: "I'm sorry" Also Michael: *burns baby with baby*

[@IvanTube0]

i burned the baby with the baby

[@prachetasnayse9709]

Yes

[@user-fl3oc5kj9z]

Bro bots are liking this comment

[@subsonic6642]

I used the Baby to burn the baby

[@jordeneatscerealstgh7755]

"I used the stones to destroy the stones"

[@ColinTurnedIntoAnEngie]

5:42 I JUMPED OUT OF MY CHAIR SO HARD THAT MY LAPTOP AND FAN BOUNCED INTO THE AIR

[@DaDerpyPickle]

you know that if Michael says something is dangerous then that is most definitely very dangerous

[@kenneth4181]

I love how this whole thing is an ad. Top Tier.

[@vandalia540]

I thought you were the Russian badger for a second and I almost just immediately hit like

[@ashleyshere302]

It's pretty epic

[@gummypoppa]

if only all ads were this entertaining and funny

[@praumat744]

@@gummypoppa japan

[@neosean9984]

A+ marketing! Michael slays again! Now, make the baby part of taser tag as a sought after perk!

[@CantThinkOfAName1]

It’s all fun and games till Micheal accidentally leaves the baby in his room and doesn’t wake up

[@fartymcfart6533]

“Accidentally”

[@moralistically7336]

Micheal fans may not want to see this ): m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/n4Ckq3Roqqxqack

[@CantThinkOfAName1]

Okabe Rintaro lmao

[@liamburke4824]

Can't wait for the season 3/4 sponsor where micheal has to put lasers in his eyes

[@aidenramberg9095]

“the little co2 tanks have a lotta pressure in them like 50-80psi so uh just hold this up for protection” raises a plastic bin lid

[@mayayayz]

Amazon: We want you to make a laser child of destruction Micheal: *Lowkey just makes complicated laser tag*

[@rosubogdan7876]

Also michael 20 sec. after the video is over: *BABAY TAZER TAG* Someone: why? Michael: ..........uhhhhh..... cuz i cant cut you with a lazer so im just gonna taze you instead ???

[@HappyHog11]

“This is gonna be a weird video” Yes because the anti-tomato machine, taser-tag, racist Elmo and screaming roombas were all so normal

[@chiaraj1003]

... The Anti-Tomato Machine was ingenious and I would love to purchase one!

[@clumped_8503]

bro the roomba was defo the best invention

[@kastiak06]

Racist Elmo is canon in Sesame Street.

[@albertalways4059]

Ooo

[@albertalways4059]

Ooo

[@kevinbezona8241]

Oh my goodness this video just cured my depression

[@flipking55]

1 years of waiting later

[@Deeznuts-zw3fv]

"if the baby is choking, ask him or she if they are choking". -Sun Tzu art of war

[@average534]

Shahafnad

[@beastbomber2316]

@@troyduong3175 this joke is way older than technoblade

[@thadmeboy1129]

I dont think that's where that's from

[@aurnoradasati6896]

I always look to Sun Tzu for advice. Thanks Sun Tzu.

[@ellapescione7629]

Is that a technoblade reference.... ON A MICHAELREEVES VIDEO

[@kaen_tqk3918]

Laser baby: "oh god i have been mutilated why did this happen to me?!" Elmo: "first time?"

[@delusionalcupcake4750]

Lol

[@cloudlink2810]

They’ve evolved

[@brookestarotreadings7777]

E L M O

[@nah1700]

Don't you mean "First time, white boy?"

[@KainoaB4]

Nah 1 I was confused, and then I got it, and now I feel like a dumbass

[@wiIIywanka]

Imagine being any one of the OTV members walking into michael's workshop, only to see him grinding open a baby doll's head.

[@potatogun4045]

the acting in the final seen was phenomenal

[@charliec986]

Every. Single. Time he shakes the baby, I can’t stop laughing

[@glenjamindle]

Don't shake babies!

[@paffomi5110]

*Do not shake a child*

[@trickypit5]

*Do not the child*

[@baggedmilk8673]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@polarrrized]

Me when i go to online classes: 2:24

[@P0ppyPaws_]

Amazon: **gives him fake baby** Him: **sets it on fire with his baby** Edit oh wow so many likes tysm!!!!

[@Rohrfilms]

Establishing dominance

[@pegasBaO23]

That's a proud dad right there

[@anon9848]

They knew he was gonna do that. The perfect set up for him with a real laser baby.

[@olentetjack5843]

Going to be a great father someday

[@moralistically7336]

Micheal fans may not want to see this ): m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/n4Ckq3Roqqxqack

[@thelibtards1682]

That was actually a really good ad for the series

[@hexagonal69]

Wow Amazon, for once one of your advertising strategies worked. I’m hooked on this ad.

[@jacakun]

See? Not only the comments section is giving him bad robot ideas, Amazon is.

[@smellymg]

i made a real baby kzbin.info/www/bejne/onazl3VpYtiJrdk

[@theoreoman4597]

I don't get it, it just leads to a music video...

[@chillknight3940]

The guys original account got banned. He made an alt and spams comment sections from video games to laser babies. The guy is a joke.

[@flaviolepri5539]

Isn't this how AI destroys mankind in every goddamn movie? I like micheal but mad inventors and megacorporations don't mix! XD

[@iamironyman8336]

@@smellymg you know that spamming comment sections is a bad way to promote your channel. and also: NO

[@jasonfajerman8106]

When he starts his video with “this is gonna be a weird video” but all his videos are weird videos, You know it’s gonna be good.

[@delyzium]

You are very correct

[@thomasvnl]

But it wasn't 😔

[@popsickle4505]

I was your 1000th like

[@georgeo7986]

Wrong it sucked

[@rickastley3033]

racist Elmo

[@Nickwilde7755]

If michael is actually taking safety precautions you know its dangerous

[@paulvictor7489]

My conclusion to why is videos arent that frequent, is because he knows if he did one every month his life expectancy would drop drastically.

[@anxiousaj1616]

Amazon: * asks Michael to do a promotional video * Michael: “Fine. But if I’m gonna do it their way I’m doing it my way”

[@TOMMY-xt4lj]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rGmkiayOn7WmepY 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻💋💋

[@marii5050]

TOMMY 123 why them emojissss

[@hagahugolao7]

man this video is great 😸 kzbin.info/www/bejne/sHrOnGxmlrWJn8U

[@MrUnderpaidGamers]

Imagine his neighbors just watching him cut open a babies head. Then light it on fire and laugh. Good video though

[@whamett1]

He already killed them. He's 2 steps ahead of everybody.

[@bunkerbois4624]

Whamett wow i need to do that too.........

[@lukestoolbox]

probably the most normal thing he's ever done ;)

[@SemiO11]

Dang that pfp is familiar

[@bunkerbois4624]

There we go

[@leeuwengames315]

pure chaos in its most natural form. just how we like it.

[@Nyrvena]

Michael: You think I have high powered lasers? Anthony(Styropyro):Hold mah beer

[@nicholaskling2425]

Michael: “This is gonna be a weird video” Me: “I know, that’s why I clicked on it”

[@alexandercruz6264]

so legit

[@yeete5331]

THE KING IS BACK

[@Neojhun]

So i've come to the right place.

[@chalkybutter1302]

@@yeete5331 he never left

[@erellc.q]

indeeeed

[@kikiloop5860]

I like how Amazon just casually asked him to cut his friends in half.

[@cloenieper7490]

Yes

[@will_the_bread_yt2764]

Amazon: cut your freinds in half for our pleasure ha ha ha

[@codykirkland4798]

Bruh

[@regismartel8772]

It's Amazon, what did you expect?

[@JCBCheese]

As long as he did it safely.

[@FigureAlchemist]

This was fantastic! I was cracking up the entire time, great work!

[@Boop__Doop]

This is perfect down to the last detail, perfect

[@ashadeofstupid1329]

This laser baby reminds me of that scene from "The Boys".

[@alejandrorangel9375]

I was thinking the same thing

[@grantbever5552]

Funny you say that, I hear season two is coming out on September 4th

[@2bearshighfiving]

Your right. He literally copied it.

[@ashadeofstupid1329]

@@grantbever5552 oh wow, I had no idea, thanks for letting me know!

[@rkofestzadaffhduvf3646]

No shit Sherlock

[@Eydrial]

This dude went from wearing an "Anxiety" shirt parodying the Amazon logo to actually being sponsored by Amazon. What a legend.

[@CanadianGlobe]

First Comment 👀

[@blixx87]

My anxiety the size of a planet. Only few understand

[@maintenancetechmar7869]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eKqypmt3gZd2otU

[@haiqal5333]

If you can't beaqt em, join em right?

[@forbidden_muffin]

The first vid i watched from him, and he makes an ad deal worth a watch. Kudos, Michael

[@Dem0n2c]

One moment he’s dancing, the next “oh he’s so on fire!”

[@krownzee4439]

remember sid from toy story ? yeah, this is him now

[@brandonolmed4301]

Oh how time has passed

[@gzeus6332]

Dammit lol. Beat me to it.

[@Venus.Y]

Lol

[@joewho5074]

Feel old yet?

[@wutdahellboi8759]

Feel old yet?

[@Ameriant-]

"Do not shake a child." Well fuck, guess I've been doing that wrong.

[@kinghurley7958]

nice copy lol

[@noted6060]

@@kinghurley7958 bruh so many people shake babies

[@pleaseletmehavemyprivacy3450]

@@noted6060 I shake premature babies daily

[@Gunslingerian]

child ambassador: what would you do if there was a child right infront of you? michael reeves: 3:46

[@mt7680]

Who wants me to teach u how to make scrambled Humans? Ez: Shake a 1 month pregnant woman then throw her on a pan and cook her for 10 mins, then wait 9 months.

[@AnshuSharma-nz7qt]

Michael: Todays video is gonna be a little weird. Us: we watch your video cause your videos are already weird

[@caioellery9117]

don't shake babies; do explode people in half with lasers - Amazon Staff, probably

[@MaxFosh]

I'm laughing at the idea that this is going to be played in marketing meetings around the world as an example of 'perfect brand integration'

[@motherlover5023]

Hi Micheal ur funny

[@tomekcz3265]

aaa

[@kai-tu3mn]

LMAO IDWKNDKDIW

[@eaglesfan19029]

Yep. Now showing in Econ classes all over unis

[@nathangrinter3871]

Hi max

[@joshuamanasye]

*"this is gonna be a weird video"* like there is a normal one in this channel edit: let's support michael by downloading the app edit2: yes michael is not standing beside me threatening me with tazer

[@99xrai]

Yep

[@Andrew-dx4ct]

That’s a good wisdom

[@bluedonut3641]

Lol excatly

[@shadowknight7584]

Ya

[@legendplayz7142]

@@bluedonut3641 e x c a t l y

[@angrymandanthecommenter]

I'm a fan of Michael busting a move on a burning baby but I thought it was gonna be some sorta system that tracks the laser then like a taser shoots out and also burns it

[@kingconrad4577]

6:40 the way he just aggressivly shakes it to the beat of the Music is amazing