I Built A Surgery Robot

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[@thegreenoutpodcast6527]

North Korea: "Our great leader is healthy and in good hands" Kim Jong-un's surgeon:

[@Alucard_vampz]

ok i think this is the best comment ive seen XD

[@isaamthalhath4359]

thats what happens when you give limited education in your country

[@jonty4332]

7:35 , 7:48

[@regentlouis3678]

I am proud to be the 1000th like.

[@jakeplayzofficial3066]

7:35 close your eyes, thats what the surgeon was like

[@lfakerson7703]

This is insane, he literally got us to believe he was making a shitty joke but then actually made a crazy good robot.

[@nalyddoow9295]

MmmMMMMMMMMMMmm

[@Dra3oon]

ah yes. crazy good robot. it fucking destroys anything in its way including the operator.

[@ygfrds_083]

@@Dra3oon that's the definition of a crazy good robot

[@DrizzyDoggo]

If we take out the part of destruction, it's a pretty good robot.😂

[@eduardomejia2119]

Isn't this just a claw where you "win" a toy?

[@paulvictor7489]

You know Lilly has been with Michael long enough when she walks into a room, see's a robot and runs. That's what we call, experience learning.

[@bbrainstormer2036]

To be fair, if I entered a room and saw that robot, I would run

[@matthewkeating9058]

Poki: “Oh, I’m so sorry!” Michael, covered in blood: “What? No, it’s okay, it’s fine, this is a learning experience!”

[@rocher911]

☠

[@mika-tu6ld]

“I don’t even know what surgery this is supposed to be” Michael, I think that’s called a murder

[@forsemasterjedi]

it's called euthanasia.

[@juuhelikkas8848]

😂😂😭

[@apersonnamedaj2578]

Surgery is just a help kind of murder

[@milktea2364]

Brain deconstruction/ euthanasia

[@brhh]

A supervised medical murder

[@LahsenOualyad]

He didn't say "Don't try this at home", because no one can

[@FalloutHelper]

Is that a challenge

[@flarp_]

420th like lol

[@Best_Ape]

Are you challenging me

[@FalloutHelper]

@@Best_Ape copy

[@laggyfilms4768]

@@FalloutHelper proceeds to copy the word *copy*

[@plebcraft2470]

It’s funny that the surgery machine just stabs people

[@placeholderdoe]

It does work, the machine summons a whole crew of medical professionals that give you a ride to the hospital

[@saccorhytus]

@@placeholderdoe это гений

[@alphenhousplaysgames4565]

that's what surgery is. falling in style. stabbing with grace.

[@plebcraft2470]

@@alphenhousplaysgames4565 fr

[@Nolii_Cannolii]

Astute observation

[@Samuel-ku1qb]

Normal people: **keeps their knives either in a holder or magnetised to a plate.** Michael: **keeps his knives unsorted in a drawer amongst his BAKING UTENSILS??**

[@disgustingrat4839]

thats normal i have one of those things to hold the knives but they are just as useless as a hook to carry a spatula you leafucker

[@bigatman]

It’s like some legitimate cartoon show knife spot 😂 *cartoon character freaks out* *wildly grabs butcher knife from drawer for some reason*

[@TerribleVA]

Yeah who does that?... Heh...

[@derpizzadieb]

Suddenly i feel like Germany has just a very few normal people... ... and a lot more Michaels

[@sanicthehedgehog6896]

I have a knife drawer I have like 40 knives tho

[@angelarias3395]

“Higher up controls the knife” “Oh okay” “So make a small incision” *Slams hand down full force”

[@harter5846]

More Like DETROIT SMASH !!!!!!!!!

[@malayman69]

*THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!*

[@jannikschmidt8511]

@@harter5846 More Los Angeles, or Rabat.

[@mr.ggames4351]

PLUS ULTRA!!!

[@cupidsfunds]

Angel0921 lololol

[@Loreofw0rlds]

Imagine living in the same house as this madman and you walk into the kitchen hearing: "If you really think about it, scalpels are just shitty, smaller knives, so why don't we just use bigger, better knives?" Before taking a random knife and disappearing into his torture chamber for three more weeks.

[@Orrinn123]

And then walking out covered in blood

[@_nochi_]

The Lunch Club was never seen again.

[@imperiousalijahallison4248]

And that’s why you don’t rob Michael Reeves

[@RT11714]

Voodoo one and hearing pokimane scream at the top of her lungs

[@frenkwimmieasteriomidahhree]

It’s at 666 likes, keep it that way.

[@HanonSilverleaf]

I have never felt a fear for knives before, even more so since I work in a busy kitchen. But Pokimane, Pokimane has given me that fear.

[@NiikoKnacko]

that grin on michael's face when he was showing lily was PRICELESS

[@BoraxtheMighty]

Ngl. I was terrified the entire time he stuck his hand near the death machine while other people were using it. But then I remembered that the FDA didn't say anything bad about it :)

[@Monkey2001Crazy]

omg same, i got scared for a second there.

[@Ludamus]

Definitely not what I would call "best practices"

[@TheJimtanker]

If he cut himself using the Death Machine then he could just use his surgery machine to fix himself.

[@aidanmcburney418]

Surgery robot* 😂

[@steeltoothsaber1565]

Legit anxiety. I must be getting old because every time he waved his hands over the table I wanted to scream "CHILD what the fuck are you DOING turn it off first!!"

[@dineshjanapati6511]

I like how Michael's idea of surgery is just "insert knife into body" He straight up stabs the pineapple and the pineapple is better

[@AustinBrouillard]

That's not what surgery is?

[@stickrick5922]

Prucked xox ok?

[@bubbubthealmighty9240]

It’s insert unknife knife into body right?

[@strangent404a7]

Stab the cancer away!

[@BunnyChamberX]

Is he wrong?

[@lonely-echo]

I’m no expert, but I think that your surgery robot is really only capable of a lobotomy

[@snorly1584]

As someone who has seen the da Vinci with my own 2 eyes and repair that companies devices, I can say that thing is way ahead of its time, but Micheal doing this solo is mind breaking. Props

[@wtf4781]

*Kim Jong Un preparing for heart surgery* Michael: hey there, I'm your surgeon for today!

[@NotPassive-356]

YES

[@slyryan5550]

its like the mr bean movie but better

[@Tropical_Panda]

THIS IS SO ACCURATELY TIMED

[@Pawlakov1]

well that explains a lot

[@luiscarlospablo6010]

Hahahhahaha

[@veryloudcat8839]

Things that happened in this video: - Michael made a -torture- surgery device over like 7 weeks - Lilypichu paints the Mona Lisa - Pokimane kills a man Business as usual, carry on.

[@anbilo23]

Am i the only one who hears Clarcsons voice

[@simonking5381]

@@anbilo23 Tonight on bottom gear, Micahel makes a surgery device over like 7 weeks, Lilypichu paints the Mona Lisa, and Pokimane kills a man

[@HoldenGamerTV]

10:03

[@super_sentai9998]

So nothing really weird happened

[@rybug]

i see nothing wrong here

[@Nerdtendo6366]

I love how everyone’s instant reaction to even the littlest of things Michael does is to scream

[@pugs8mmybrain854]

Bruh I’ve taken coding for the last three years in high school, and my parents found this and forbid me from taking one my senior year… Jokes on them, their life support is gonna run on code, so at this point it’s a waiting game

[@EstebanGilChillington]

Bro really playing the long game to in crease his kill streak💀💀💀💀💀

[@pugs8mmybrain854]

@@EstebanGilChillington one step at a time my friend, one step at a time...

[@EstebanGilChillington]

@@pugs8mmybrain854 i do have some tips in case you do not want to get caught 1. You couñd probably do it wireless in order to not be physically there in the hospital 2. Build a robot that does it for you and immediately explodes when its mission is done

[@dad49998]

*their

[@dylandinino1295]

That actually horrible. I think that's gotta be one of the dumbest reasons possible.

[@menti9980]

This is the man who did Kim Jong Un's botched surgery

[@prasetyofajar2535]

Lol

[@corsai.r]

Menti bruh

[@danieldudular2146]

"I Built a Machine that DESTROYS WORLD LEADERS"

[@dirkstrider8783]

Botched? No it went exactly as lord Michael intended

[@Colinnn.]

He was murdered by the South Korean government. That man sadly programmed the robot wrong.

[@theniapon]

Kim Jong-Un’s surgeon minutes before the surgery:

[@gran4404]

Jesus Christ lmao

[@hsmacaraig]

HAHAHAHAH

[@theofficial5535]

@@scaryn1ghtmares Thank you grandfather

[@thanaGogical]

good comment tz

[@qyasar8046]

I think the reason this is a favourite for a lot of people is because its different. It looks actually polished and well made instead of being exposed wires and tidpod containers. There are no old overused jokes like tasers to be seen. This was looked like a new era of micheal reeves insanity

[@JaxJags143]

I like how at 10:17 he drops the “Insane scientist” act and quickly says “No, it’s fine, it’s fine.”

[@leonardkraus6634]

normal people : im censoring everything to stay monitised micheal reeves : puts fake blood inside a puppet and completely slaughters it

[@syeungmin6204]

*Fake* blood?

[@namechange149]

Bold of you to assume it’s fake

[@ViscoseComb24]

lmfao

[@sfsaviation]

bold of you to assume its just a puppet without a body inside it

[@pinekel1081]

Like good old youtube

[@uhdecfeirhrenfjhnejrfjenfr4960]

I was laughing so hard “just make a small incision above the ear.” Her: *stabs head*

[@lyamschuss8786]

Michael: Nice incision

[@jaidaadams7106]

Sonic boom 💥 🩸

[@yoegirtremastered3408]

Bruh what’s wrong with you

[@captainoftheunreliable1125]

Same😂😂😂😂

[@willjackson9294]

This is worse skill than jacksepticeye doing surgery in surgery simulator vr

[@UsernameTakenPleaseTryOthers]

9:55 “the closer you’re to it the further it goes from you” bro is talking my social life 💀

[@trev.7598]

Him putting his hands in the area where the knife can easily cut him while poki is confused by how it works was actually insanely dangerous

[@PinkSparklyGamer]

Asian parents: Become a doctor Michael reeves:

[@daniellemon9412]

PinkSparklyGamer doctor maker

[@lesbianpancake489]

say no more fam

[@me0101001000]

Don't want to be doctor? That's okay, you can be engineer -my parents

[@lars2871]

Racism

[@mightypurplelicious3209]

Super shohan 64 yesism

[@Hmm.........................]

DaVinci Robot: "They did surgery on a grape" Michael: "They did surgery on my will to live"

[@halolord9993]

He had a will to live?!?!

[@eddieedvinsson1110]

Nah

[@archieaddis6893]

I live on cocaine

[@HellsWaffle]

It was unsuccessful

[@Twoshimion]

Halo Lord 999 he did but the surgery turned out like Kim jug uns surgery

[@hedonistredd4592]

When the surgery robot starts zooming and playing Cowboy Bebop music, you know this is going to be a good one.

[@leshommesdupilly]

One time, I play for a bit with a real Davinci Robot. It was pretty cool ! Yes, the flex is necessary.

[@the_cursed_7775]

All jokes to the side,he made a giant ass murder tool,so he can threaten his hostages

[@elderduran7075]

He calls them "roomates"

[@QuicksolutionsOnline]

His hostages will not be threatened, but accidentally murdered.

[@killkris]

N O Who said it'd be accidental

[@confusedcobbler5473]

All he needs is to add a taser

[@mariusznowak1358]

i mean no fingerpriiiiiiiiiiiiints

[@michigan2974]

But the real question is “can it remove shitty tomatoes from my salad?”

[@NomadxElliot]

With surgical precision 👌

[@jpase]

Are you dumb? It's clearly supposed to pick shitty tomatoes out of the patient, in case they ate the salad without picking tomatoes off and are sent to the hospital!

[@robledo09]

@@jpase Actually he's not dumb. His comment was a reference to a previous video done where he made a robot that removes tomatoes out of his salad. So the question was pretty Damn funny.

[@griffin1304]

@@robledo09 did you not read the rest of the comment it was sarcasm.

[@jeremycastro8223]

Fuck, you beat me too it, I just wrote the same thing

[@SafariPlum]

I just discovered you exist via a video with DoctorMike, so I searched for this video, OMG I need a few moments to get my breath back. I haven't laughed so hard in years. I think I've have busted my ribs again, they were just healing from the last fracture. Subscribing to your channel will probably kill me. I have osteogenesis imperfecta, I'll tell you every time you break something on my body.

[@REKONZE41]

9:46 you can tell poki was genuinely scared af

[@Sena121]

i mean a giant robot arm with the biggest kitchen knife of the house was suddenly moving, i would have shit my pants xD

[@remii4d495]

I’m glad they released Kim Jong-un’s surgery video to the public

[@Fartless69420]

Wilmer Ramirez you stupid😂

[@Proger-sj8cj]

*Incoming shitty ICBMs*

[@ianarmstrong2522]

Lol

[@diegoavila4379]

Only 9 minutes in 1k likes

[@rmain9779]

Bruh

[@seodk1295]

Imagine all of the good things Michael could have done for the world with his engineering skills......Instead he became a humanized shitpost and i love it.

[@bilalsuslu2217]

Lmao

[@kcuclord2779]

Weaponized autism

[@-invalid-2882]

@@kcuclord2779 were watching this at the same time does you feel weird yet

[@DarkDimmadome]

*weaponized

[@unicornqueen268]

Gary Perkins bro your stupid you just said the SAME thing

[@colbyc596]

Strap a gawk gawk 3000 to the end of that and you're set.

[@CSOFFICIAL123]

I love how pineapple fell 8:00

[@JoeMama-cn6ms]

Keep in mind, we didn't ask him to do this. At this point, he lost his shit during quarantine and his roommates are his test subjects.

[@bking2181]

Hostages*

[@whocares8576]

I thought they were all test subject

[@kantongkresek1512]

Like can you imagine, few months ago he just made a screaming roomba, tazer tag games, fishing rod with lawnmower. Now he made a pile driver disguised as a surgical device

[@Makitru]

Pokimane, Lilypichu, Fedmyster, Scarra, and Yvonne Disguisedtoast too, if he wasn’t self quarantining at a friends place

[@turker149]

Michael only has a girlfriend so he can legally steal her stuff to deconstruct it for a machine e.g. chair, bed spare taser

[@Alex-hc3jv]

Yes.

[@p1nguinaves]

That’s really funny

[@interviewer3597]

Yes

[@katie3032]

And use her music lol

[@shanagao8129]

lily also only have a boyfriend so she can legally steal his bed and air conditioning

[@nsl_black8053]

I got to work with a surgery robot yesterday so I juet had to rewatch this video. I can’t believe it’s been 4 years already

[@MDAdams72668]

to be this talented at robotics and this funny must be extremely rare

[@spyaj101]

So this is the guy who did Kim Jong Un's surgery

[@2013faiasl]

Not yet

[@_ankyl0saurus660]

LMAOOOO

[@genralgreevus7521]

Lol

[@seanspringer4494]

Œ

[@silberheld]

Stabbed multiple times, blood everywhere but hey It was a learning experience

[@Nath-P]

“Seems a little dangerous” “Ok, I appreciate the feedback. You’re wrong” And THAT’S how you respond to constructive criticism.

[@TOWEOatmeal]

"ｗｒｏｏｏｏｎｇ"

[@papulover420]

What the *heck* ? I made a comment about that a week ago and nobody likes it or commented on it :(

[@Nouserfound-_]

@@papulover420 ANY SWEARING ON THIS CHRISTIAN COMMENT SECTION WILL CAUSE THE 911 ALL OVER AGAIN

[@papulover420]

*f r i c c*

[@goosemilkgod]

Nath P fun face I’m the 666th like

[@AmbientsonarVA]

Bro literally built a fully automated torture device.. And it’s *beautiful*

[@jenniferkim490]

“We are going to make a small incision above the ear” (Proceeds to brutally puncture the dummy’s head and kill him instantly”

[@unsubscribefromthischannel712]

The scale of these projects is getting worryingly large. He’s on the way to murder the robot army

[@jjperceval]

I mean he started a while ago with headhunter drones so...

[@redfox8584]

The robot uprising will be started by him, and only him.

[@cto4124]

Eao

[@sushrutgokhale3857]

just attach this to a bunch of drones and roombas and he has a small army

[@EyeconicLaura]

Bold of you to assume he isn’t the creator of the robot army

[@nagochau5507]

Imagine your surgeon just says “I don’t even know what this surgery is supposed to be.”

[@mon0897]

0 comments? lemee fix that

[@chandlerhorton7286]

when the girl at the end of the video was “trying to retract the knife out of the head” i uh… started mimicking her motions screaming “UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN.. ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN”

[@Asianboy422]

I wish he had a parts lists and documented what he did. I would love to go through it and make something similar ;-;

[@mohd.asaads.279]

Ya man that's what i wanted

[@ssympathy_7324]

Pokimane: Absolutely mauls the patient and makes it lose a shit ton of blood. Michael: It’s learning, it’s a learning experience

[@Psybandit]

It's evolving, just backwards.

[@linhtuong7908]

Psybandit - yes

[@KingBennon]

Why's poki in the vid

[@Orkey]

Why's poki in the vid (2)

[@skeelo22]

why’s poki in vid (3)

[@seenaiqbal9841]

Alternate title: *The last thing Kim Jong Un saw on the operating table*

[@Sky-dy4vn]

"A forging dictator invested in some new technology. This is how his heart shut down"

[@oliveryvlinglind6729]

That would be right up Michaels alley🤣

[@briannairb793]

well looks like Kim is gonna drone strike yet another person

[@brhh]

Let him have fun with his missiles we have motion tracked murder machines

[@abraxis7292]

@@briannairb793 not when he's a veggie

[@brandongoldfield1868]

Micheal is going to be a mad scientist one day, the next doc oc, and jlaservideo is going to have to defeat him

[@Destroy3612]

i love how Michael just torments his roommates hahaha

[@wave6553]

Surgery: Is supposed to be precise and safe. Michael's Robot: Cuts off the patient's limbs if you move your hand a centimeter too far. That's what I call a Michael Reeves success.

[@jellyfishstick]

surgeons have to deal with pinpoint accuracy anyways, why not have fun too?

[@h.c1558]

Might aswell draw some dart circles and try to get a bullseye

[@lukefletcher2649]

Poki: literally slaughters someone Also poki: oh I'm so sorry, I'm sorry.

[@justaweirdguy376]

That’s saying something from you, Deadpool.

[@idkidk900]

666 likes

[@idkidk900]

Ncm

[@chickenjr.4607]

Holy shit

[@natalieabcdef]

thats her canadian-ness coming through

[@durpatoot]

7:34 went from ad for hospitals to joker as a surgeon

[@trainfamly1311]

The way he scares Lily is hilarious.

[@ngregoirenc]

As someone who actually does R&D for medical devices this has me crying. It’s beautiful

[@jeshuaromeroocana446]

Epic man

[@roguedragoon9212]

Nicholas Gregoire I mean it’s a start imagine that machine but with more precision

[@sereysothe.a]

Dream Dragoon bruh the davinci robot is shaped a certain way for a reason lmaoo

[@blackcrowe9414]

namn It’s better than anything that could be crafted by a “professional” and “knows what they are doing” and isn’t wanted for murder

[@SandeepSingh-we7qb]

Even if u improve on it there no way it will cost 2.6mil

[@callumleask1053]

The scale of these projects is getting worryingly large, he's on the way to that murder robot army

[@colddude5714]

Cont3mplation he already has, remember the drones?

[@johnbezos40960]

This is very true I can't wait

[@panguskhan2825]

isn't that his goal?

[@skyz9992]

Don’t give him the idea

[@egg8782]

He should later make a robot that can make more robots to start it more

[@Squallfyr707]

When your surgeon advises a surgery done with a Da Vinci robot “I know a better machine” 😂😂😂

[@nNeonAbySs]

watching this gave me permanent anxiety. thanks

[@VGL_Bobcat]

This really be how Kim Jong Un got his heart surgery

[@NekoPria]

Little sister hired the best surgeon money could buy

[@charlessenpai9857]

@@NekoPria i cannot disagree

[@lukasraynor]

No this is what's going to save him

[@haqemakmal2078]

Agreed

[@The_Ottoman_Lobster]

Lol

[@RR-dq1bi]

"Is the system FDA approved?" *B-roll of smiling medical professionals*

[@thunderdrae7749]

Isn't that just medical ads in general?

[@nutty-copes97]

8:42 fucking great 😂

[@doctorowl9292]

are you sure they weren't serial killers

[@jasmo3008]

Thank god there was a Carriage Utility Mechanisim

[@philip790]

Surgical resident here. I absolutely need this in my life. This machine has such precise movements, and most definitely would not kill the patient. Excellent work as usual Michael Reeves.

[@helix_0065]

Davinchi's ad: Carefully doing surgery on a grape Michael's ad: Violently stabbing a pineapple

[@itz_kyledaviesxoxo7170]

Ha😁😁

[@steel_1013]

The future of surgery

[@WistfulAZ]

Of course, it is a master at extracting the soul from the body.

[@henriherrera9744]

I fully endorse experimentation on fruits.

[@emily408]

Hey fruit is fruit man

[@idelm]

This guy went from a laser that shoots in your eye to a Elmo that's racist to you to a huge surgical machine which uses your hand to move around in 6-8 weeks at home. Now that's character development

[@ItchiestBum]

Robert Hurst my problem tho is that he has plot armor

[@jakethom2968]

Imagine this you ring on your neighbors doorbell to ask him for some sugar and when he opens his doors he's wearing scrubs and is covered in blood

[@deathwolf54]

there first prototype was probably something like that

[@saldan3985]

I imagine the other's reaction when they hear Poki's scream and Michael just walks through with a surgeon outfit covered in blood.

[@Enerjy]

yes

[@Blue-wm2gw]

@@Enerjy S ame

[@sidoniegabrielle269]

i feel like at this point it’s probably just like “hey michael you up to some nonsense again”

[@TheHugav]

Finally, Kim Jong Un's surgeon has entered the arena

[@philipslone3059]

Someone beat you to it

[@flidict-8490]

HolyHellFire67 are u happy now?

[@argaming3887]

That is too good to be true xD

[@LordOfTheJizz]

and they're both chinese

[@ezaf5989]

Acne scar Reeves

[@brandongoldfield1868]

Imagine being able to crack someone’s scull and comepletely demolish there brain by playing rock paper scissors

[@brayanhernandez8805]

3 YEARS AGO, 3 FUCKING YEARS AGO BO FUCKING WAY. I still remember clearly when this video came out and I was so happy 😭😭😭

[@Jabin04]

I bet he can pick tomatoes out of his salad with this

[@knifernick1012]

Jabin04 It’s the same robot but with VR hand tracking

[@boristartakovski7708]

@@knifernick1012 Shhhhhhh.... They dont know that

[@greibert1447]

But like, why would you do that?

[@dintour7660]

The fabled return of the BIGASS METAL PISTON SPIKE

[@jackandyaron6186]

He can pick the tomatoes out of his face

[@owenmcdonough7720]

Michael: “I’m gonna build a surgery machine” Also Michael: builds a murder machine

[@spooky4460]

Owen McDonough haha! You got the joke! Wow! Amazing!

[@LilyDroid]

Isn't dying technically healing you from diseases?

[@x-con2842]

I see no difference.....

[@thelastcube.]

How do you have 500 likes in 4 minutes

[@vojtechhykys1466]

What is the diference really?

[@Chezzygaming123]

I like the carriage utility mechanism joke (got me cracked up)

[@BrotherofHavok]

"just plug the hole with the knife" had me laughing so hard i was dying harder than the plastic patient! +1

[@mediocreandworse59]

I think Michael's parents are the only parents who are glad that their child isn't a doctor

[@svrespect]

Maybe more that he didn't hurt himself while making this xD, weeeeeell atleast I hope so.

[@Moved936]

Son as you know we come from a long line of doctors but your machines are horrifying and I don’t think I or anyone with trust you with there life

[@kinoe6494]

LOL

[@milkman4297]

EGGS

[@janpul1590]

Why are you no doctor like your brother

[@bilalbokhari7612]

So this is how they did Kim Jong Un’s heart surgery

[@dani_0602]

Yo what’s the scoop

[@Damfinsaowefinawe]

Bilal Bokhari I wish

[@louisgrant3170]

Bilal Bokhari but did you know they did surgery on a grape

[@computethis1533]

Bilal Bokhari ikr

[@contentman6999]

RIP TO THE SUPREME MINISTER I AM SHAKING AND CRYING

[@brandongoldfield1868]

Bro this is a torcher device, you can literally stab somebody like 15 times in the heart by playing rock paper scissors

[@Hambzorgur]

I like the carriage utility mechanism

[@violetsfiasco7703]

Sometime in the future: Lily: *gets hurt* Micheal and his surgery robot: *_THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR ME_*

[@footdrop5792]

Build a huge 3D printer with it

[@retrofuturism76]

So everybody just follow me.

[@placeholder739]

that moment when you traumatized the girls so much with your machines that the slightest mechanical movement they make they panick

[@arborrhys9162]

to be fair it was a very quick mechanical movement, of a knife, toward her hands

[@HanaReishi]

To be honest, i am too panic when the movement suddenly go fast

[@NiftyPants]

@@arborrhys9162 I think they meant when Lily screamed just from the thing on the track moving earlier in the video.

[@CottonballMonster]

the acceleration made lilipichu surprised, you see it moves very slow then in just a couple of moments it reached mach 1(exaggeration of course, but you get my point). pokimane on the other hand sees a knife taped into the machine that suddenly moves close to her hand, who wouldn't be surpised by that?

[@bb-boys4147]

This was genuinely funny. Especially at the end and when he was testing it with the 10 pound thing.

[@TetraTerezi]

I had a davinchi take my gallbladder out today. Told everyone about this video. They loved it.

[@shinkinshin001119]

Michael's past video: *Steals Lily's chair* Current: *Steals Lily's bedframe for video* Future: *Puts Lily's brain into an exo-skeleton to destroy humanity - for a video*

[@jesusllanas9318]

Arcade I mean I think he already made a prototype remember the cursing bot

[@QualityDoggo]

how you think we gonna get GLaDOS otherwise

[@zrothepangolin]

Lily: hehe im in danger Also before that lily wont have any furniture in her room anymore

[@user-bl1zr8lr3o]

I was about to like this but then I realized that would be very uncool because it has 169 likes and if I like it it becomes 170

[@JLucas-hz4vh]

That's content!

[@shayneperraud2759]

I can’t tell if Michael’s parents never said no to him or if they only ever said no to him. It has to be one of the extremes.

[@hansennoah1]

They only said no, slowly michael learnt to do it anyways even when they said no

[@szymongrabarczyk3561]

They said "no" to him but somehow he survived the abortion. I also say no to him under every video cause hes annoying af and he still reminds himself to me on my yt wall. A real survivor this one.

[@Chrokosaur]

@@szymongrabarczyk3561 Oh are you one of the people who dislike videos? Wow I never thought I'd meet an actual human who dislikes videos, cool.

[@szymongrabarczyk3561]

@@Chrokosaur Sure I do. There are some I like and some I dont. Its pretty obvious.I especially thumbdown videos I dont like bit still got recommended to me over and over. Are you by any chance one of those constantly happy idiots that are always content and like everything?

[@Chrokosaur]

@@szymongrabarczyk3561 No, my emotions are usually more of a flatline. I do have dislikes, of course, I just do what I can to avoid them. I pretty much never dislike videos I don't like though, because the only videos I would dislike are ones with immoral content. That being said I never do dislike those videos because I choose not to watch them. Also, I'm curious to know whether you're aware of the not interested button on each video?

[@brandongoldfield1868]

He litteraly made a really advanced torcher device, Russia would love this

[@namron8105]

Michael just made a mini storage crane sorting system thats can be used on piers cargo vans or storage warehouse's box placements

[@alexmanchester4218]

Imagine on your gravestone it says “Cause of Death: Lag”

[@monkeyman3748]

OMG me plays irl cod also me it was lag

[@JessieJamesPlays]

ikr

[@nekomimitheiii6091]

My story when I try to play cod

[@ashikjaman1940]

Bruno, Narancia, and Abbachio

[@Bruh-vd1pp]

@@ashikjaman1940 pretty much

[@01MetalMaster]

Michael: "let's do a small incision above the ear" Poki: "S L A M D U N K"

[@tacticallemon7518]

1 800 GO FAST that’s why she looks familiar

[@uranus9349]

Bruh

[@d3l7az7r1k3]

Wheeze intensifies

[@scottpizzakingdom]

something tells me poki would be a uh good basketball player

[@benjaminszabo4611]

Look at poki smiling when he put an X on the ear. She already knew what to do ..

[@Train115]

2:24 whats the funny music there Holy shit it's "Too Good Too Bad" from Cowboy Bebop

[@Dr._Tin_can]

The year it is 3013 and somebody invents a new surgery robot design which is exactly your design but you can’t do anything about it because you’re an old man or probably dead

[@khalidgamal4481]

Michael is the result of mixing Tony stark and the joker

[@3verstorm]

KHALOODYXR8 wrong. He’s a singular version of the hacksmith on crack combined with Elon musk’s drunk ideas

[@catzilla2486]

sure is

[@notapplicable171]

Because like Michael said he is the elon musk of bad ideas

[@logan8684]

Yes agreed

[@mykneesarebees7242]

IF YOU JUST SMILE

[@triton6490]

Doctors definitely go "surgery there, surgery there, oh shit they're bleeding, surgery there"

[@horizon6841]

"surgery there, surge-ry... shit hes dead, surgery there"

[@triton6490]

@@horizon6841 lol

[@philly3294]

''If your patient's over here and you don't want them to be over there, move them over here, do some surgery over here and move them back''

[@svenes2326]

haha people go blub blub

[@BubbleBri]

I am convinced he uses this machine to torture orphans in his basement

[@jakethom2968]

"Are you just gonna use your hand to make it move" Well yes but actually no