Teaching a Robot Dog to Pee Beer

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lilypichu came with me all the way to Boston to record a 10 second meme, thanks lily
Thanks Poki and Toast for helping w/ the dog
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[@MichaelReeves]

Godlike Merch: pissbaby.art/

[@myah111]

ok

[@joethebab]

Micheal

[@glintisfire9471]

First

[@mason6682]

sheesh

[@YES-wz3eh]

Michael Merch nice

[@sigstackfault]

* disappears for 7 months * * makes a robot dog that pees beer into a cup * * refuses to elaborate * * disappears again *

[@colejames3654]

That's just what he does

[@alekbie2282]

@@oxblood441 he is most likely not working on a single project at once

[@jewishgecko892]

@@alekbie2282 he is most likely not working

[@alekbie2282]

@@jewishgecko892 he most likely is

[@Xavior12]

@@alekbie2282 Only if Minecraft counts as work.

[@theirishninjasanimations]

Michael: [ *is too lazy to make a second prototype* ] Also Michael: [ *drives to the other side of the country for a 15-second bit* ]

[@ST4_BBY]

That's Michael for ya!

[@crowpotking1100]

In his defense, it was funny

[@alexs9514]

Ah yes, the peak of human intelligence...

[@shotguntimmy]

but when the...

[@Llamacorn87]

Either that or his first road trip with his girlfriend

[@MrBrick-vb3xh]

Imagine you're on break at Boston Dynamics, you look out the window and there's a guy with a modified version of your best robotic dog yet, he stares you right in the eyes and the robot dog starts pissing on the parking lot and then he and the dog walk away.

[@frgotten_phantm]

YES

[@frgotten_phantm]

He needs to do this

[@KenjiAsakura09]

@@frgotten_phantm did you even watch the video?

[@bl8388]

Slowly rise and begin slowly clapping. Speeds up in pace. A single tear rolls down from the left eye. The future... has arrived.

[@hitthatrwnoflare9645]

“Oh no its slipping in the piss” is one of the best lines on youtube.

[@SafariPlum]

LoL he should put that on a T-shirt for his merch store 😀

[@ariantasariedimunthe4734]

Just put that line on T-shirt merch

[@RedLaundryBasket]

@@ariantasariedimunthe4734 just “Slippin in the Piss” of a shirt

[@olegmoki]

And it said on a robot dog

[@tony_fanta]

imo "plug the hole with the knife" it's better

[@Kriae]

The way the robot is realistically trying to not slip on the beer is mind blowing

[@drewmortenson]

RIght, it's recovery from almost falling was by far the most impressive shit to see, I replayed that part endlessly

[@ChrisD__]

@@insanelogic9955 Your dog regularly slips on the beer it pisses out?

[@coolcool5181]

@@ChrisD__ Yours doesn't?

[@GRAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY]

His video’s are so funny! I just wish he posted more! 😪

[@elsaeraser]

I was more impressed with the dog pissing all over itself and than sit in the puddle... just like an real elderly dog.

[@wontletgo]

When he said that they were only offering it to construction companies, I genuinely expected him to say "So i created a construction company"

[@shortsta6999]

Same

[@RubyPiec]

He would be the guy to spend 2 weeks of their life to spend 3000 dollars just to create a company

[@akapo98]

Sounds like an episode of Nathan for you

[@WaxierWarrior]

If he made a construction company it would just end up like Majima Construction

[@kostubhkhandelwal4665]

bloody same.

[@RandomTaemate]

I like how Michael made something that didn’t need to be potty trained into an absolute interior monster

[@a_kreigsman]

💀

[@Zambicus]

The first run of the bot consisting of it mostly drunkenly kicking beer cups over, slipping and falling on its face and then pissing itself was really poetic.

[@menouaaa]

Imagine engineers from Boston dynamics watching years of their hard work turned into a robot that pees beer

[@Paltse]

That is what one gets for lying.

[@AaronValacircaVT]

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH JUSTIN Y?!

[@menouaaa]

@@Paltse they didn't wanna give him one cuz this is what he would've done anyways

[@Paltse]

For any sort of advance in a given field you have to go off-road to get a different viewpoint.

[@GuyWhoThe]

peers

[@idiot2471]

I like how yvone has such a natural fear of Michael that the sound of the piss sent her into a genuine fight or flight mode

[@Sigma47689]

I’d like to believe the CEO of boatman dynamics has watched this video in horror of what michael is doing to his robot

[@taderdoyal2743]

“What is my purpose?” “You piss beer” “Oh my god”

[@rebelmanis1596]

You did not

[@ivanarcheous4731]

Yeah, welcome to my world...

[@phillip9033]

Ahahaha..condolences to the butter serving robot 🛐

[@maiddragonbuilds1006]

Looks like some rick and morty reference

[@Oogoid35]

Welcome to the club pal

[@JakePalmer13]

"No, no, don't go back to the piss." As he pushes the robot dog away just like a real dog. I'm fucking dying

[@wowyoupunk333]

No replies

[@jaypatterson380]

In a robotic voice it says "But Micheal, I want to piss..." How college human, what an amazing world we suffer in.

[@shinypikagaming]

I love how Michael is taking this robot that’s definitely going to be used for remote military combat and turns it into essentially a party butler to refill your drink…

[@Bagger-wv2ms]

Dolan dark: “I just wanna know what year they’ll be fuckable” Micheal: “ this year if I can get my hands on one” Truly underrated moment 1:00

[@sioncha5686]

Michael Reeves: casually acts like he hasn't been dead for 7 months

[@kirtrex]

well, he streams on twitch.

[@alexkalb7096]

@@kirtrex he hasn't streamed since December.

[@muhhamadkhan1408]

Lol

[@idontknowwhattonamethis3107]

I feel like his upload schedule became 1video a month to 1 video every 6 months

[@unknown-bat6296]

Who the hell hasn't been dead for 7 months?

[@gregsmw]

the sheer level of intelligence and effort that went into this is actually shocking i actually have a masters in engineering and im pretty sure i couldnt have programmed or built half of what he did, and i definetly wouldnt have put in a tenth the amount of effort and he did it all just to take the piss.... or well....have a piss

[@JoJoGilm]

I’ve started coding recently. I can understand the smarty pants parts of the videos I’ve watched for so many years lol. Love the content Michael, can’t wait for the next upload!

[@bennoboy97]

I love how it looks like a mentally scarred pet that pisses all over the room scared and just passes out half way through.

[@crepette1396]

11:54 it actually looks like a living being that is in fear

[@ppmico]

yes this is precisely what i thought yes yes yes ain't nothing funnier than an advanced as fuck robot struggling to stay standing and pissing fucking everywhere

[@disgruntledegghead6923]

It really is a mentally scarred pet. That's why it pisses all over the floor and slips in it, just like a puppy. Give it time, let the puppy grow...

[@orangecat9559]

imma report this video for animal abuse 😎

[@pradhyumnajadhav9137]

Mark Rober: *collabs with gov to scam and catch scammers* Micheal Reeves: makes a beer pissing dystopian robot dog

[@jamlotv7510]

DYSTOPIAN LMFAOOO

[@aldusty3959]

What's interesting if they did a collab

[@noahpaulette1490]

@@jamlotv7510 What about Boston dynamics isn't dystopian?

[@hu1902]

utopian*

[@amanawolf9166]

There's a part of me that wants to release this thing at a frat party and have the drunkards come up with a game.

[@a.j.theman893]

Michael: (perfectly explains the inverse-square law in caveman terms) Also Michael: "Don't trust a word I say"

[@existentialguy21]

fr

[@mildbuffaloenjoyer9510]

“Eventually, my beer is gonna be gone, but my sadness isn’t” -Micheal Reeves 2021

[@sanitasfricabis1740]

Micheal is living the dream of being a non disney version of Dr. Doofenschmirtz.

[@Im_Jakon]

On meth

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

who is perry?

[@epicstuff7522]

@@DyslexicMitochondria I was curious about ur username so clicked on ur profile. Ur channeI is a hidden gem bro

[@squidrex6264]

🎵 *Michael* *Reeves* *Evil* *Incorporated* 🎵

[@oscarfalkman7648]

If he was on 50 pounds of crack

[@midknight1339]

Alright everyone, now we spam him with requests to make it scream when it bumps into things.

[@londly_felps]

Letsgoooo

[@kennatater4346]

Omg. YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS like the funny cursing robot dog yt video lol except instead of Lily's voice this time we either get him to do Toast's, Yvonne's, Poki's, or (my personal favorite out of them all) Sykkuno!!!!!

[@novaenforcer1563]

Thats gonna take another year

[@commandbaker3334]

𝒮𝒸𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓂𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓇𝑜𝒷𝑜𝓉 𝒹𝑜𝑔

[@esfahanbhura5890]

+

[@bobbic3011]

I like how he built the robot to piss in beer cups, and then at the end he just took it out to just piss on properties.

[@75Th_RR]

seeing a robot dog stumble around while having a giant ass beer keg attached to it, is beyond hillarious.

[@El_Hornio_II]

Not only has Michael Reeves bastardized the future of robotics, he drove to Boston Dynamics and taunted them with power they weren't ready for

[@umbralumbreon7380]

They ignored him for they feared his power

[@epooy6758]

HE COULD DESTOY THE WHOLE PLACE WITH HIS POWER

[@darvin50k]

Hey...yes you, random person that I will never meet, I want to let you know that you are loved and deserving of everything! Today is going to be a great day!🙂❤️

[@biggaylol5438]

@@darvin50k Bot much

[@Catspoken]

that uncanny resemblance to an actual dog in the way it reacts to slipping, from the recovery movements to the just laying down in its own piss

[@maxmassaglia9760]

I was crying laughing

[@philismenko]

I was like "my dog would do that"

[@maryrimba6876]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4OkmJ-vrJusic0

[@seannoe750]

That's the exact moment his buddy ran away in tears of terror and joy.

[@DarkestVampire92]

Micheal did a really good job with the pissing. It never goes where you want it to.

[@powerhouse3129]

“Oh, it’s peeing!” “God fucking damnit.” Such a real line

[@olly2556]

My man turned a 75000 dog into a robot that piss fing beer

[@oscarwasntavailable]

yes

[@101gameingcheats]

"Ideally without the 6 month break" - It's the 6 month anniversary!

[@DanBulboTheGamer]

He never said it was earlier than 6 months

[@skeleton3078]

the key word is "ideally"

[@vxynz3399]

How do u know it’s a break? Maybe he’s hard a work for the last 6 months Imagine

[@akmn850]

He said he’s been working on a video that includes a goldfish

[@Dorknt]

Laughs in October 26th

[@jchrs3546]

After seeing this, I just wanna know what Boston Dynamics reaction to this video is now

[@fw1908]

F e a r

[@cryonon6022]

Saaaaaaame

[@Adi-lv9bo]

Just regret, for selling to idiots...

[@jakesutton8077]

Dude rich ppl are gonna start buying these faster than they can make them. If they're smart they'll take the PR.

[@exp-online5132]

E

[@zachh6868]

Using the flashlight to highlight the taller object is so genius

[@joshuafaburada617]

"Clear the robot's astigmatism"!! HAHAHAHAHA

[@afluka]

The sight of an incredibly advanced robotic quadruped slipping on the floor in its own piss is absolutely hillarious.

[@ChrisViralVlogs]

xDDD

[@lumapop8245]

im still laughing my ass off

[@ethanperry8]

i died after that part💀🤣

[@bajeebies]

Nearly pissed myself

[@sverrestenbk7603]

It became drunk and dull of all the beer

[@maltedalerstedt814]

Imagine working in Boston dynamics and on your lunch break you see a guy with your top intelligence robot just pissing while looking at you

[@RainbowblitzFTW]

Power move

[@fatjesus3085]

and then he just fucking leaves

[@bonogiamboni4830]

@@fatjesus3085 and make a video which makes him more money than that engineer would get in a year.

[@MathStringInputOutpu]

I wonder if any of them did notice him

[@bitterjames]

@@bonogiamboni4830 pretty sure he spent most of it on the robot.

[@ishaangunka8729]

On the map for the drive, he crossed out Hartford, Connecticut instead of Boston, MA

[@kai_miauuuuuuuu]

I think a robot slipping on it's own piss is the funniest thing I've seen all day

[@buddyscrewup4130]

The fact he drove 3k miles just to have the very robot dog they spent 30 years inventing piss beer at their HQ was just the biggest power move of 2021.

[@macrobioscopic]

Best decision ever made

[@parist6735]

I half expected him to go in and say “Look what I did to your creation!”

[@Micsssss]

@@parist6735 same dude

[@buddyscrewup4130]

@@parist6735 Love this comment

[@joehomeless]

“There is a fine line between genius and madness, and Michael Reeves has snorted that line.” - Esau Giant, 2021

[@ajcortez4374]

This will blow up

[@vengeance7731]

Agreed

[@kyuu_09]

@@ajcortez4374 quote's been around for a while now

[@matijos2442]

i shouldnt be laughing this much

[@ADBBuild]

@@matijos2442 Yeah, I'm laughing way too hard.

[@galactic-hamster7043]

My favorite part of this video is the end where this man gets Two Flat Tires on a busy interstate on a cross country road trip with his girlfriend and a multi million dollar machine strapped in with him, and his thought is immediately "this seems like a great place to film my sponsor segment"

[@everydaywhale994]

12:26 michael is the kind of guy to change the entire purpose of a product, get upset that the company isn't too happy with the additions he made for a funny video, have a 44 hour drive all the way up to the company's building then have the product piss beer in the parking lot just for it to be recorded for 10 seconds. he is the definition of petty, funny but petty. btw that song was good

[@Juan-zr1mp]

Michele Reeves: the genius who turned a cross country vacation with his girlfriend into a business expense

[@hummingcow1550]

The real *'Kyle'*

[@azz_fuqer]

Tax fraud go brrrr

[@forthewin3910]

@@azz_fuqer it’s not tax fraud if he did it right.

[@anneidevdl]

Driving 45 hours to make a robot piss on the doorstep of its own creator because they kept ghosting you is quite the powermove

[@southend26]

It was 90 if he went back to LA

[@jameshenderson6416]

Quite the power move indeed lmao

[@witchBoi_Connor]

Deserved-

[@dihydrogenmonoxide6748]

Big brain gigachad move

[@Peculiar2]

*44 hours

[@Cyrues]

To see you're own code happen in real life is like ascending to heaven lmao

[@YoursNoxxie20]

Michael is like how my brain works during school or any other day 😭💀

[@burgundyknight6826]

Boston dynamics: "let's build a dog that doesn't piss and sh*t everywhere." Michael: "im gonna make this robot dog piss everywhere!"

[@tristanmackay5912]

Boston dynamics: (gets pissed on)

[@dingsens2810]

now he needs an attachment that shits brownies

[@julianclemente5696]

@@tristanmackay5912 and off

[@ceilinglight1413]

@Edgar C it piss milk

[@bigbootyjudy707]

The thing that blew my mind the most was the fact that Michael's allowed to drink beer.

[@DavidStapley0982]

I know. He's like 11

[@erikapeterson9447]

Is he even legal I thought he was 12.

[@notshinyfurret596]

For me it was that he uploaded

[@multimediadeath4514]

Wait hes not 5

[@vaderdudenator1]

Fr

[@NeilFrench1109]

Make a blanket/alarm clock that tases you if you sleep in too long.

[@drewsdomain2223]

The fact that it slipped like a dog, then started to piss, is what got me. Best piece of entertainment I've watched in ages

[@thanosks]

thats why you watch reeves possibly the best channel on yt

[@shawnwalsh2060]

Im still laughing that was fucking great

[@josestudios58]

@@thanosks he uploads every 8 months tho

[@WanderTheNomad]

11:59

[@vengeance7731]

Same😂😂👏🏻

[@zeedause5289]

Michael somehow managed to un-toilet train a dog that doesn't even have organs. My mind is blown.

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

mine too lol

[@samuelbonaya2961]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4OkmJ-vrJusic0

[@comradedog4075]

@@samuelbonaya2961 yikes thats a scam dont click on it

[@maxxrankin4168]

Man’s is a genius

[@doomgiven0358]

All to piss on boston dynamics for "lying" to him, he is a super villian

[@thevoidlookspretty7079]

I love how much Michael celebrates when his stuff works.

[@King_Kruel]

"what is my purpose?" you piss beer "oh.."

[@MaxFosh]

the Boston dynamic intern who has to show this to their head of legal to decide how the fuck they respond

[@funkyfrogfella3177]

Or you try to become an intern and respond yourself. You've had your own roundabout and you are a candidat for mayor of london. Might as well become an intern of Boston dynamics, support Michael and send him a second dog to serve snacks or sth.

[@somecuntontheinternet6785]

Micheal For London Mayor.

[@Eli-lu5he]

Good luck on may 6th

[@reihanboo]

Boston Dynamics Lawyer

[@ATF2099]

everybody in boston is used to the rest of the world calling themselves genius while bastardizing our technology,

[@melissabanuelos3400]

Watching a $75,000 robot dog slip in it's own piss has been the highlight of my year so far.

[@bointplank1963]

Same

[@wildrose8808]

It's crazy how this and Michael's other videos prove that he can end the world if he so chooses.

[@alexadser2232]

The chaotic nature of the testing is the best part. Its perfect!

[@zbrfox]

the fact that the thing acted like a dog when it slipped in pee is AMAZING

[@desireark5960]

Did more then that...it layed in it

[@sorenthegaymer]

This dude is great he drove 45hrs just to make his robot dog piss on cement infront of Boston dynamics. I mean what a power move.

[@parthosarathi5333]

That's what I call great chad.

[@chickenblade694]

Respect

[@araara2791]

Man's gotta assert his dominance

[@bland8592]

Giga chad asserts dominance

[@jacobdanielson2777]

That was only one way

[@nguyengiorno9026]

no one is gonna talked about how he can do programming well?

[@sipe12]

Best quality youtube content ever seen. Keep up the good work!

[@hayzeus877]

I like how he acts like he doesn’t care but he does. How he says he’s stupid but he’s not. Dude loves this lol

[@wandanemer2630]

And he loves his robot dog, too.

[@Lee-One]

Bc now days you have to say ur stupid or people will.... it is what it is

[@wandanemer2630]

@@Lee-One That's also true.

[@decayingfairy3996]

it’s called a tsundere

[@DrUnfunny]

@@decayingfairy3996 No

[@TheRedSparrowYT]

If Tony Stark had brain damage:

[@Living_druid0911]

Yea

[@dylanjones622]

Reeves industries

[@glm9841]

yawn

[@specshikamaru2641]

And severe depression

[@sahilmina9756]

If Tony Stark was 10% more intelligent actually 🐸

[@bl8388]

This is pretty much the last step before robots become autonomous.

[@justaperson5598]

Micheal, you have inspired me to pursue a career in mechatronics engineering. You content is great, and I hope you keep up the great work

[@CriticalNobody]

What is my purpose? You piss beer. ...Oh my god

[@reeceguy3949]

"Welcome to the *burp* club buddy"

[@Jawsomest]

Its.. ..its Beautiful!

[@AdenTallon]

this should be the next shirt

[@nickschultz4410]

To be fair that's basically my purpose too, the beer's just already been filtered.

[@gavinweng2793]

did you seriously just copy a comment imagine being verified and copying comments lmfao

[@krapiak]

Here we see a Michael Reeves in the wild, waking up from its 6 month hibernation.

[@cloudy1860]

Its so fucking true

[@cloudy1860]

Also 265 likes in 12minutes

[@bluewinder30]

Very true

[@krapiak]

@@cloudy1860 holy fuck

[@yayomonster1824]

Damn right

[@OriginalSniperLol]

I loved watching your vids since like 2019 lmao. rewatched this vid like at least 4 times and i was so happy when u first uploaded this. pls upload again dad

[@bdurushia]

OH MY GOD. I haven't laughed this hard at a youtube video in a while. You sir, are a genius. A hilarious madman.

[@oldgames4377]

I feel like taking a company’s robot and making it piss on their parking lot is the biggest middle finger you could ever do to a company

[@crackhead838]

He shouldve made it so that you get tased everytime you fill up your cup

[@wdom7326]

@@crackhead838 stfu

[@crackhead838]

@@wdom7326 no u

[@Aceig]

300th like, nice

[@soymilk1779]

@@wdom7326 what

[@mrbeef3528]

Man comes online after 7 centuries and literally makes a peeing robot dog. We don't deserve this much genius.

[@devoidmouse1966]

agreed

[@calebsellers4385]

agreed

[@linjames8581]

agreed

[@mrbeef3528]

agreed

[@putmedown9559]

Agreed

[@Egg-oh2dh]

The dog chained up with the cup over flowing is hilarious 😂

[@matteobesho]

Your delivery on tge jokes is always spot on

[@oatmealboi1322]

Me: “I wonder why Michael hasn’t uploaded in a while.” Micheal: “Robot beer piss dog!” “Understandable.”

[@iyoaurigue3181]

Understandable have a great day

[@mingchuanliu9466]

because minecraft lmao

[@ariantasariedimunthe4734]

He get block for 1 Year by Boston Dynamic

[@asianpersuasion4901]

the fact that he literally traveled across the entire U.S. just to piss on a company

[@anglegrinder_6495]

With the amount of power he has, he is an avengers level threat

[@MadScientist267]

Literally?

[@Doofenshmirtz1088]

at first at was like but the title said pissed in a cup and then watched more

[@Imperial_Slave]

look eggman pissed on the moon so its only natural that michael pisses on oston dynamics

[@SchmeatLord]

it's a very Michael Reeves thing to do

[@bupsonator]

it's just like a real dog, pissing everywhere

[@francisandreptiles2301]

propably the most random and best video so far. Keep on that

[@MinZilla]

plot twist: He only did this entire thing so he can go to boston with his gf and write it off as a business expense

[@realpookiegaming]

Not funny im glad i didnt like ur comment like botting imagine using bots to like ur comment

[@julianshen9698]

it sounds like such a michael thing

[@Cyberlong]

@@realpookiegaming the blank pfp of yours and the single character username makes you look more of a bot than OP

[@perhapsabird1160]

@@realpookiegaming Damn, why so negative?

[@Blz-qr4wd]

@@realpookiegaming someone's mad

[@johnnynachos510]

This probably the exact reason they didn’t want him to have the robot dog

[@johnnyba8150]

This makes me want to buy one 😏 they missed out on a great marketing opportunity 😂😂

[@angelindeath]

Yes, they wanted to sell $75k robots that get stuck in liquids before anyone else discovered it’s design flaw 😂 Edit: BD soon to offer slip resistant shoes for $10k a paw 😂

[@blackdynamite_5470]

They should have just sold Michael one and attached a note to it _please Michael don't make it a sextoy, war machine or piss on people's properties_ *~With love, Boston Dynamics*

[@pifflesomepuffnadder855]

They were right not to trust him in the first place.

[@jojobangs2075]

You think?

[@kobiden178]

The world's most expensive automated beer delivery system

[@yuriy03]

I’m really trying to understand how I have never seen any of your videos.. this was extremely entertaining 😂 thank you!

[@RedPaladin42]

For years, Boston Dynamics' best engineers tried to make Spot as dog-like as possible. But they just couldn't figure out the last step. That is, until Michael stepped in and taught Spot how to piss itself

[@xxqino]

@Juragan Cuci bro stop

[@hitheshk4231]

Bruh...😆

[@sashali6666]

truly a master of engineering

[@TrenBlack]

“So michael, you got any pets?”

[@ConnorLinley]

dang, 100 likes in 3 minutes is not half bad...

[@Case2_0]

Reeee

[@reactex9235]

Nice one

[@dominicpittarelli8370]

Michael: Yeah I got a dog that pisses beer.

[@ronnie2.039]

No

[@TheDigiDudeYT]

Michael after learning about different color solo cups:

[@cambuc5432]

You should add a taser on this tasing people taller than you

[@ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe]

Watching the advanced AI robo dog slip in it’s own piss is the most hilarious shit ever.

[@gdblackeye5797]

I'm fucking dying rn

[@tidalgrunt6549]

"go home, youre drunk"

[@maerski5171]

an alcoholic dog for an alcoholic collection of people

[@legueu]

An interesting choice of words.

[@UraniumVulcan]

Coded by a high school dropout with no experience and 98% googling

[@vanillaholler]

“Construction company” is a fun way to describe a company that produces weapons

[@KrisRebel]

They wish. It was BD's wet dream to produce robots for the military, but they got completely cucked out of that business because their robots suck. Or something like that, idk, I'm not your bartender, fuck off

[@abinothayyilsanoj4182]

@@KrisRebel is there better robots ?

[@admiralamel9563]

Tbh, military robot for now is just too unpractical from budget and material standpoint than full-blooded human with gun.

[@Spyalarm]

Basically any company can be described as a company that produces weapons, with enough intent 😉

[@HardWorkingMitochondria]

Just think of them as a DE-construction company

[@samninjago8216]

i love how he said 6 month break this video took like 10 months from the last one

[@alvinloh5101]

Came back here after I did a thing made a robot dog that has a gun

[@IceyBonG]

The amount of dedication you took just to take a robot dog to piss beer on their parking lot because they didnt give you a sample is absolutely incredible.

[@arkesh110]

@@samuelgwiyo9508 but the effort that you put to copy and paste your shitty KZbin link into every comment is not absolutely incredible

[@johntheux9238]

Reminds me of 4chan...

[@RedHex138]

Driving all the way up to Boston Dynamics after getting ghosted just for your robot dog to pee on the property is nothing short of being the ultimate petty move and I applaud you.

[@Guru_1092]

It's both a petty move AND a power move!

[@elscoobo3928]

@RedHex Lmao rn...

[@nymthetyrant]

And not to mention I think it’s hilarious that he x’d out the wrong state- Boston is in Massachusetts, not in Connecticut.

[@nexusyang4832]

That’s Deadpool. :)

[@Thraiel]

Not to mention, the damn robot belongs to them, and it returned just to piss on them.

[@testpilotmafia862]

I feel like this is a "piss master" bit from Rick and Morty. Well done and subscribed.

[@SchrodringersEclipse]

this is genuinely unironically my comfort video that i remember wvery so often and watch and enjoy a lot and i hate it

[@RickleVR]

Elon musks abandoned child learns the power of friendship through torturing robot dogs

[@Karan-sd5rl]

@testing you are definitely correct ! I also ate a donut ...this proves I am 5 percent donut 👍

[@snoozy7467]

Haha lmao

[@lgay1927]

@testing are u on drugs mate?

[@manishsrivastava5216]

@@lgay1927 it seems he is

[@jonathannelson1812]

Why is this scarily and completly accurate.

[@saumou2166]

I find it hilarious that Michael can just disappear for 6+ months and no one questions it while other KZbinrs won’t post a video for a week and a National search party is sent out looking for them

[@crckrbrrs]

his videos are actually high effort

[@guyarmon9410]

We see that he does on olt so the fear is for alcoholism rather than death

[@laohun9220]

i mean....he sometimes appear on lily’s stream to play valorant or other games like little nightmares

[@larsz1290]

Ikr

[@user-dk7dh9cv7i]

Fellow me guys ❤❤

[@ounsa1705]

I love how Micheal can literally make anything but would rather make a robot piss beer

[@alexsimper4153]

you just did marketing for boston dynamics and I hope you got paid

[@lecksyyy]

the robot slipping and trying to stabilize itself is the most surreal thing I’ve ever seen

[@digitalpetor]

Slipping on its own piss

[@multisplace3783]

It somehow looked the most realistic when it was slipping in its own beer piss.

[@GR7Media]

@Jingus Pingus u smart my boi

[@_topikk_]

@Jingus Pingus yep, just an off-the-shelf PID controller. Anyone could make a world class self-stabilizing quadruped robot on their kitchen counter, because it’s just that fucking easy and “just a PID controller”.

[@Culturedropout]

@Jingus Pingus Don't you mean, "PISS controller", my boi?

[@southofheck]

He’s like Peter Parker if he never got spider powers, got rejected by Mary Jane, and spiraled into alcoholism

[@xiaohuli96]

I was thinking more Harry Potter if he never got the Hogwarts letter..

[@artisticcrystal4776]

I was thinking tony stark if he wasn’t kidnapped

[@atypicalviewer7294]

@@artisticcrystal4776 I was thinking Tony stark in general

[@Wixvhen]

I mean. He got Lilypichu, so... Less drama, more entertaining, and much more wholesome.

[@marwanchabili8203]

naah he is dexter from "dexter's laboratory"