The Dumbest Internet Debates...

Today we talk about the dumbest debates on the internet. for example man vs bear going around on tiktok. 2d vs 3d girls idk how this is even a debate. These debates are some of the most pointless I've ever seen.

[@K3GNX58]

I definitely prefer 3D women but in fairness 2D characters are intentionally designed to be attractive. It's not weird to think they look good.

[@Mcastanon]

its crazy how people beat it to 2d and even get 🧱🆙 to them

[@FritzMPG]

⁠@@Mcastanonik

[@Enter-username-]

@@Mcastanonfr

[@TroyBoyJoy]

pluh🗿🗿

[@BaconVoid]

bro nah look at spider gwen god damn

[@SKRalph515]

0:58 The reason why this dude is married to Miku is kind of sad. Basically this guy’s coworkers bullied him so much to the point that he was traumatized from the harassment he had endured and he had to take an extended leave of absence from his job. During that time he developed an emotional attachment to Hatsune Miku due to the fact that a fictional character can't reject you.

[@StormStratus52]

Damm, I might have to do the same thing. I’m joking though

[@Totallynotmwa]

Thats sad

[@2735angel]

I have a life sized Miku plush does it count as 3D

[@Blynk700]

boo fucking hoo he has to go outside and talk to real women

[@StormStratus52]

@@2735angel oh hell nah, it’s a drawin of a lady on fabric, it’s 2d

[@Yohohoho_brook_onepiece]

Miku is canonically 16💀💀💀💀💀

[@Dtoneofficial]

💀💀💀

[@mariofart25]

Too old

[@officalwalterwhite]

@@mariofart25alright mario fart wrap it up

[@Darwin-sama]

Age of consent in most places

[@David280GG]

Even better

[@allanaisawesome1465]

0:58 This is Akihiko Kondo. He actually used to be interested in real women back in high school, but was rejected. He also had a really hard time at work because of how much he was getting bullied, eventually leaving his job. He’d find comfort from Hatsune Miku, the popular vocaloid girl who he later married. People were actually very supportive at his wedding that took place in 2018, and nowadays he lives a much better life. (She’s also my PFP-)

[@ThenewSlimReaper]

W comment

[@stoopid.ideeit]

@@ThenewSlimReaperikr

[@allanaisawesome1465]

LMAO thank you 😅

[@ThenewSlimReaper]

@@allanaisawesome1465 you deserve to be the top comment, keep doing your thing.

[@ThenewSlimReaper]

One of the only people to do it without a generic or begging comment

[@EllisM598]

4:20 I’d choose bear because it might have cocaine

[@Flyingpotato-hg6wg]

FR

[@user-xt3rq5le2d]

the timestamp lol

[@user-bv7um2ej2i]

nice reference

[@Kelpjuice1]

Cocaine bear movie 💀

[@stevenorrington473]

The man or bear debate is actually a interesting one. Most men pick man and most women pick bear. The creator if this question actually made a video about itexplaing the complexitys.

[@ZomboidMania]

This question really just shows who has trauma, any girl who's been hurt by a guy will choose a bear because they are irrational and scared, while the normal and more confident people will choose the guy because well that's just the right choice

[@milanek1527]

​@@ZomboidManiaa bear has instincts for survival. They are directly from nature. While humans are from a society. Gender changes a few things, but we are still the same animal. Guys also get traumatized by girls falsely accusing them. A guy can also be... r-ped by girls. I think girls just overexagerate it. It does happen, but its not common.

[@stevenorrington473]

@@ZomboidMania that's an oversimplification, but to help you understand, take this thought experiment. Imagine you Are black in 1870s deep south. you are alone in a forest. would you rather see two white men or one bear. hopefully this can help you better understand.

[@Mypfpisacoolduck]

2:23 it’s how the light shines, the dress is black and blue but when the light come in a special way your eyes can think that it’s originally light and don’t filter the light out or know it’s a artificial light and filter it out

[@cyberdemon6517]

correct, i used to think the dress was white and gold until i saw it properly

[@S0BA_2007]

@@cyberdemon6517Same, I’m Swedish and one time when I watched a science program about mainly internet stuff i saw THE ORIGINAL DRESS. I was surprised to see that it was in fact black and blue😅

[@Duckonarug]

Yea I’ve seen both I thought it was some light thing

[@SecretMagician]

Not so fun fact: the guy behind the dress recently confirmed to have strangled his wife.

[@Mypfpisacoolduck]

@@SecretMagician that’s whatever my friend strangled me and made me black out but fr why would you strangle your own wife like your friend is better that wife

[@RandomChannelman894]

The worst one of all.. is debating which fictional character is cooler or stronger, smartest etc

[@goofer-content]

''goku is strongest!!'' ''nuh uh its squidward''

[@Mangsterade]

I hate the goku kids whenever that question is asked

[@ToastBloxy]

Messi vs Ronaldo def apart of the worst debates of all time. Their fanbases take it way too seriously.

[@RandomChannelman894]

“Bro, King Orange is stronger!” “Nuh uh, it’s George. He’ll get too curious on why King Orange is fighting him” I get it’s a joke, but still

[@MonkeyGotRickrolled]

I always see nerdy Godzilla fans always debating on which Kaiju is stronger and it's just so cringe

[@IMWBMEGJCC]

this burd is making our days

[@melissasilva15]

yup

[@Ineverhate]

Can we appreciate how much effort burdie puts in his video

[@NITE_CALEB]

Fr

[@That1wintersport]

"Miku is my anime waifu🤓" Name 10 Miku songs💀

[@Stareditor24]

* waifu *

[@Raggy_df]

​@@Stareditor24Google Translate: "dead"

[@E.a.Z.S.e.n.T]

10,000 stars, hand in hand, time boat, Miku brave frontier vortex boss bmg, can't make a song, quirky medley giga remix, giga remix ren and Len...and senbonzaku.. to name some of the elites ...really good sounding beats .

[@goblinking4319]

​@@E.a.Z.S.e.n.Taint no way

[@E.a.Z.S.e.n.T]

@@goblinking4319 what? Have you listened to any of em?

[@AyoCrunchy]

If water isn't wet, then fire isn't hot.

[@AnOrginalUser]

That’s different bruh water makes things wet fire is always hot use common sense

[@bobheliko2]

Ah yes no shit sherlock we didn't know that

[@Futz_Editz]

Bro what 💀

[@Futz_Editz]

It should be if water isn’t wet than fire isn’t burnt

[@GigaChad-hu3de]

Fire isn't matter it's simply a sensation caused by the chemical reactor combustion it's more apt to say that fire is heat

[@HappyMagolor2]

7:08 tomatoes, bell peppers, and corn are all fruits and they’re decently common

[@Conomation]

Dang burdie you really cooked up with this one

[@gigachad-kk1jj]

Shit just got uploaded

[@Conomation]

@@gigachad-kk1jj2x speed it

[@PeregrinEURMCYT]

fr

[@BlairMelton-pe9fb]

@@gigachad-kk1jj 9:08 closest doors 🚪 what the F*ck

[@Miori_the_cat23407]

Burdie is funny

[@barcaguy_99]

U forgot Messi vs Ronaldo TikTok vs KZbin shorts vs instagram reels Drake vs Kendrick Should men pay in the first date Wired vs wireless headphones DOGS VS CATS

[@Help_me_escape_from_basement]

Dogs are better. Wait, I forgot about my pfp but still, dogs are better

[@xhdgvdfh]

@@Help_me_escape_from_basement never, cats are

[@Help_me_escape_from_basement]

@@xhdgvdfh what is more usefull? Cats or dogs? Dogs because they help travel in north/south pole. Dogs are more playful while cats sleep. Dogs also bark when someone enters you home so, its good

[@xhdgvdfh]

@@Help_me_escape_from_basement your right, but I still like cats more

[@acedelta12]

The old classic: Mario VS Sonic

[@whirl43]

0:58 we're doomed by this generation

[@jacobmartin269]

Agreed

[@thedraftingax5963]

Facts

[@sourapple7474]

That guy’s 40. He was bullied badly as a kid so he turned to fictional characters

[@bestupid4935]

Water> toilet paper

[@erikasan3299]

It's cleaner in my opinion.

[@panpawe5474]

I absolutely agree

[@bestupid4935]

@@erikasan3299 ikr

[@AGuyInTheInternet2.0]

Is water dry, or is water wet?

[@DoojowYT]

You stole my last 2 brain cells

[@Orthosaur7532]

Wet

[@dragon_born-ln4jh]

Wet

[@Rosenheart12]

it's neither it's not classified as wet until it touches something.

[@themeanlimabean8947]

Wet tf 😭

[@lewok4834]

Just saying that I'd rather much run into a bear in the forest and have to play dead to survive than run into a man in the forest. (I don't like social interaction)

[@Dr_suter]

Best argument for the bear

[@AnimationisTHEfuture]

@@Dr_suter *Only good argument for the bear

[@AnimationisTHEfuture]

All's fun and games until the bear looks like it has a sarcoline-coloured spot on its chest.

[@IAteALightbulb]

5:21 Bro when you stand up your cheek clench together so it’s harder to wipe, while when you sit, they’re already spread for easy access

[@Aetheron_is_on]

So Burdie Some people will see only what's in front of them and others will be much more affected by the context. What is happening with the dress photo is that our eye is either discounting the blue from the photo so we are seeing white and gold, or discounting the gold which results in seeing a blue and black dress.

[@Etychannel_yt]

7:28 You are saved. Italians aren't coming for u.

[@imtyler99yearsago90]

Have you had Casu Marzu?

[@dimitarkirilov1691]

Love how for "gay son" you put a photo of Drake

[@YahooYoutuber2048]

Hotdogs are not sandwiches but burgers are.

[@Flamingosareswag]

yup cuz a sandwich is food between 2 pices of bread and a hotdog is connected so its only one piece of bread

[@thedraftingax5963]

Yep

[@elated_pearl]

​@@Flamingosareswag one piece?!

[@Flamingosareswag]

@@elated_pearl yeas a hotdog i piece of bread are you tripping

[@too_online.3441]

5:56 scientifimicly, a bidet is better at cleaning you than tp (i know i'm misspelling, but yea, it is true, so true)

[@zach6142]

6:12 bro got baked into wurdie 💀

[@Su_tarman6-Bio]

...being honest, I hate fighting.

[@Endermania]

6:02 I'm going to say it right now: Android is way better than iPhone, and no one is ever going to change my mind.

[@SnowHunter869]

lol same, and the camera quality is actually better than an iphone.

[@Bowcane2]

Same

[@bigsof7381]

If someone rejected me because "OoH aNdRoId SuCkS" i would: THROW HER IPHONE,BEND IT,HIT IT IN THE WALL,AND THROW IT IN THE TRASH Ok i think i might have gone too far with this but this stupid debate ruined dates and androids like leave them alone

[@samscorch8252]

The crazier debates really be those Star Wars fans who argue over shit for 20 years.

[@thedraftingax5963]

True

[@tjmonkey5795]

Clone wars is pretty epic

[@curliyoo]

wsp burdie, i love your vids and it makes me happy. keep up the good work man

[@ventedgeoduck3016]

I'm surprised bro didn't mention flat earthers bro

[@anime_world6684]

“Is a cereal a soup” I have never thought of that before, NOW YOU GOT ME THINKING!

[@Selement8]

If you go to a restaurant and order the house soup, and they bring out a bowl of god damn cheerios. Are you going to say “thanks for the soup”? I can guarantee most people will say somewhere along the lines of “this isn’t soup”.

[@Flamingosareswag]

oxxford defintions does say that milk is not a soup

[@GigaChad-hu3de]

Good soup

[@DogFred13EnjoysLife-ex5ok]

imagine marring Hatsune Miku

[@Etti_piti]

*Marrying

[@AnimationisTHEfuture]

bro edited the comment and still didn't fix the mistake💀

[@whirl43]

2:22 maybe they are corlour blind

[@user-zk3rs6qz9o]

Great vid burdie keep up the good work ur editing is getting better and better

[@mypookiemegumi]

the worst debate is explained in one word, swifties

[@Thatstarzz]

FR

[@Saar_ball]

8:09 *the ocean is a soup!!!!!!*

[@derpboi42]

I see a white and gold dress in the one picture and blue and black in the other ones 😭

[@kantok6668]

Same

[@rayyyy.-]

Not me

[@hsdkitty-chan_official]

burdie / duck lore so far There are burds, ducks, and stick figure people living in harmony in the same universe. most stick figure people are white (like the color) and dont wear clothes unless shown otherwise. (like slash in the burdie art style, or any other stick figure shown wearing clothes as an example.) in one of burdies videos about tiktok trends, there is a girl looking outside to see a bird, which looks exactly like burdie but a different color. burdie acts like a person, while that bird was shown hopping around and acts like an actual bird. there are other burds and ducks in this universe, and they come in many colors. burds and ducks can grow hair in this universe. in the growing up as the fat kid video, burdie is shown being delivered by a stork, but in the ducks video about forgotten trends, he is shown doing the gangnam style in the womb. burdie and the duck have stick figure parents... are they adopted? the ducks full name is duck duckolo, where did he get his last name from? the duck also mentions the family bloodline, which is refered to as the duckolo bloodline. and when is shows members from this bloodline, it shows other ducks. there is a good chance that the duck was adopted by the stick figure parents based of this alone. the dorbol species (and other youtubers) exist in this universe. burdie and the duck use their wings as hands, and dont seem to be able to fly. burdie and the duck sometimes wear clothes, if so, how do they put them on? do their stick figure parents dress them? burdie's channel banner shows a burd house, which contains a burd civilization. the burdie / duck universe contains pop culture, brands, and celebrities like playboi carti. who are wurdie and duckie in relation to burdie and the duck? other family members? Wurdie videos surprisingly feature more burds in the videos, could this hint that wurdie lives in the burd society, and burdie was with the stick figures due to being adopted by them? if people and burds flirt with each other and gain crushes with each other.... do they hook up and have-

[@NITE_CALEB]

Dude I remember all these debates they took me back The nostalgia is crazy

[@vladimirostheophilou72]

bro keep up you are making my day

[@DarkSabreMC]

"how can u put fruit on pizza" As he shows a jar of tomato sauce

[@DarkSabreMC]

pinapple pizza like a 6.8/10

[@ZIMOU2014]

tomatoes taste like vegetables which means they're classified as vegetables

[@ReWatchGaming2]

the 2d vs 3d debate, the only time i hear about that is people wanting disney to go back to making 2d movies

[@mak_448]

Fr the 2d girls were hotter

[@Cebbat_Games]

Tomato paste came from a fruit for Hawaiian pizza 💀

[@Justintime_9817]

8:45 idk if you eventually learn this in school (seventh grade currently) but it’s probably doors just for the fact that circuits are doors and a circuit board has likely hundreds before anyone’s like “bros wasting his time” I only know because I was doing research about computers

[@Nae_ex]

That changes everything

[@Franco_76]

6:51 Androids are easier to use IMO. Especially with Side loading apps. I got both an iPhone and an Android. The debate is dumb. They both have their advantages.

[@pinkmikey5690]

"It a doll dude" -joseph 2019

[@Voltar_99]

7:48 I’d call those “is this a that?” Debates

[@PeregrinEURMCYT]

java MC fans: bedrock is better than java. its unfair. Bedrock MC fans: java is so much better than bedrock. its unfair.

[@RealRodium]

Java is better everybody sais that

[@bricktasticanimations4834]

I use Classicube 9x.

[@turtleburger200]

@@RealRodium you'd be surprised

[@witheredbonnie9268]

Java has the weaker Wither

[@ThatHotchkinsGuy]

Legacy Console Edition enjoyers: 🗿

[@Voltar_99]

7:20 in my experience works best with a meat lovers pizza or a pizza that has a lot of different meat types in general and it actually tastes pretty good, though everyone has different taste buds so who knows

[@nkrumahsfnafweebuniverse]

Just when I was bored. You saved my day from boredom

[@ForgedForever]

“Water is dry” -Burdie

[@MrGamingTv87]

Biggest debate Burdie or chains fr🔥🚨🚨🔥

[@501stLego]

burdie or duck 🗣️🔥

[@mak_448]

burdie no competition lmao

[@yaboimart9771]

Thats like comparing a shitty copy of Degenerocity vs a shittier copy of Degenerocity

[@itsTonibackagain]

6:40 i had a flip phone in 7th grade too, but the girls thought it was cute

[@catsareawesome256]

My headcannon about the dress is that it’s the most legendary internet troll of all time. Everyone either came together to pretend that it was white and gold, or they just didn’t and they said what it actually was.

[@tamalemuncher789]

Water is wet bruh. It makes itself wet, and I refuse to compromise lmao

[@reaperbot]

finally someone who actually has w pineapple on pizza take and w man v bear take

[@TamiGeorge-vs1ug]

L pineapple pizza take Humongous Ws everything else

[@Shadeamous]

0:15 2D 100% 2d animation what i grew up with

[@RAVEN_81032]

i literally stopped everything i was doing and pressed on the notification. keep it up skibidi sigma

[@jasonjiang6720]

Damn these burd videos are getting better by the second

[@The_Roblox_Movie]

4:50 i got a fcking temu ad

[@AnimationisTHEfuture]

"i got a fcking topic"

[@rebeldoesplanes]

Not to be that guy, but……… UNDER 1 HOUR GANG LESGOOOOO

[@a_pigeon527]

3:19 to 3:23 that voice crack is funny asf keep up the good work

[@bataraneriza]

For the dress, is because of the lighting. Yes is black and blue, but some people see white and gold, gold and blue, etc.

[@BradBroskie]

1:10 he’s not a doll Joseph!

[@user-qk1bv4oy7z]

Brooooo😂😂😂

[@TPNDPOOOOLEG]

“HES A DOLL DUDE!”

[@stoopid.ideeit]

As a gay femboy, can confirm

[@SwiftSwelter]

Fun fact: Water makes itself wet because you need about 20 molecules for it to behave like a liquid

[@wiggedsundew917]

Water is wet (wet is defined by surrounded by a liquid) water is surrounded by a liquid Hit dogs are sandwhiches and cereal with milk is mostly a soup but could be a stew depending on the ratio

[@atminYT]

I would like to say so much to many of these points and for this one i do 6:17 This is an outdated information, in the past iphones were known for the good quality, but by now, many other brands overtook them, like samsung. My friend is rich and has an Iphone 15 pro whatever (the newest and best one) we both made videos of the same thing, with the same thing you hold that makes the video stable (sorry i am from germany idk the word) and on the first sight it looked the same, but the colors were better on the iphone and the details on my samsung, they are equal, samsung has more mega pixels, but iphone has better colors. Here in Europe it is like 50/50 of what people have, and most people with an iphone in my class have an iphone x or 8. only some have 13 or smth.

[@StarBall5661]

Internet Debates Chain ⬇️

[@squishysquoosh9850]

Water makes things wet by touching it, so if water is touching itself then it is wet. When we talk about water, we're talking about a load of water molecules all touching eachother, therefore water is wet. Fight me.

[@NITE_CALEB]

2D vs 3D is wild can’t believe that was actually a debate

[@flameturtle2238]

Dude ur just stuck in the matrix! U need 2 wake the f up 8:40

[@TheLonelyGamer_17]

You need to wake up

[@Prisoner4245]

7:03 frfr

[@Yeye.611]

keep up the work bro

[@Francium87223]

I asked my Science teacher about whether or not water was wet, & he said that for a molecule to be wet, it must be surrounded by water molecules, so, unless you have a body of water 0.27 nanometres tall (or, I will concede, up to 1.08 nm tall) then most of the water will be wet, however, this is a scientific answer not accounting for colloquial uses of the word "wet," sorry if I sound rude or pretentious BTW. Edit: On the topic of simulations, I believe that, since we don't have any evidence for the simulation theory, I personally lack the faith required to believe that we are in a simulation, also, on the Gay son vs. Thot Daughter debate, I'm fine with either, but I would rather have a Gay son, as I could relate to them more.

[@Romona-fz6xr]

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[@Trifun.]

9:17 in every electrical device there are milions of tiny doors so yea the answer is doors 🚪🚪🚪🚪

[@Splendid_Red05]

You know its always a good day when burdie posts

[@BotchuLeeSim]

If water molecules are touching other water molecules, then it is WET

[@Jujuonthatbeat777]

9:41 gay son in my opinion

[@Operager]

Same

[@AnimationisTHEfuture]

"mIsOgYnIsT! yOu PrObAbLy SaY nOt AlL mEn AnD rEfEr tO WoMeN aS FeMaLeS, yOu InCel!"

[@PeregrinEURMCYT]

1 sub = 25 pushups

[@user-op1xd4lk2u]

If you don’t flush, it’s one thing, if you don’t wash your hands, it’s another, but if you let it crust? You are dead to me.

[@crabraveclan4645]

Bro saying water isn’t wet is like saying that the sun isn’t hot it just makes you hot, or mud isn’t muddy it just makes you muddy

[@beez3596]

Hawaiian pizza is top tier

[@GamerOne9638]

Real

[@KINGKERMITIII]

Something’s wrong with you

[@GamerOne9638]

@@KINGKERMITIII it’s a balancing factor to the savory

[@user-jr8xp2zd7f]

Debates chain

[@syrianmapping898]

debates

[@Kunny_hraje]

Debates

[@SevendySevTeen]

Debates

[@WASGAMER3]

Debates

[@progamer69243]

You copied my comment

[@LatHasArake]

I don't want my hand to touch the part under the toilet seat

[@Waluigi-incorperated]

WAIT WAIT WHAT? I THOUGHT THE 2D AND 3D DEBATE WAS WHAT ANIMATION STYLE YOU LIKE MORE NOT WHAT KIND OF WOMAN YOU LIKE?!?!

[@raiden.6213]

100 views in 1 minute bro fell off

[@yaskiyaeger8977]

62,385 views in 11 Hours bro really fell off

[@Angel_Watermelon_Cat]

🤓☝️

[@Setter-the-tethering-boi]

I spy with my little eye some BS

[@Setter-the-tethering-boi]

I spy with my little eye some BS

[@Angel_Watermelon_Cat]

@@Setter-the-tethering-boi it's this @radiem.6213 comment that's BS

[@progamer69243]

Make this comment have 105 likes

[@progamer69243]

True

[@victoriav9056]

No, it got 3 likes

[@GhostzNormal]

4

[@FrandoYT]

5

[@FrandoYT]

5

[@shannonhoward4792]

"Would you rather get nothing for Halloween or get nothing for Christmas?

[@user-vg2ld3mn6p]

Hotdog is a taco, as it is surrounded by bread from bottom, left and right

[@nerf.miner1]

Can’t forget about the thousands of comments between 2 people about Mario galaxy soundtrack

[@hyperbeam79]

It was actually paper mario (Not tryna be a nerd, just correcting)

[@nerf.miner1]

@@hyperbeam79 oh fax

[@daryncollins7640]

the wheels vs doors debate is honestly so dumb but so fun

[@BestCountryEvr]

4:28 disturbing fact: bears eat their victims alive.

[@REFTHEGOAT]

Burdie vids r just 🔥🔥🔥

[@MLGGedits]

the way getting married to miku pulled him out of a major deppression 💀

[@Swaggeristhegoat]

Nice content man

[@caster863]

Here's another dumb debate. Minecraft vs Roblox (they're not in any way similar).

[@larrywoolfolk8224]

Okay, im truly convinced the internet is in the "recycled content era", this basically jokes a question is OLD and was relevant in the 2000s when being gay or promiscuous was career ending. Im talking about the days when Craigslist and buying pleasure was something you hid and was shunned for old.