Buying Hot Dogs Instead Of Gift Cards (For Scammers)

These "refund" scammers invest hours of time trying to get gift cards from their victims. I convinced this group that I was going to give them thousands only to spend it all on hot dogs at the last second instead. Watch the next call live: goo.gl/uhpWGT
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[@KitbogaShow]

Anyone else like boiled hotdog water? *FULL 5hr CALL* kzbin.info/www/bejne/hqjLq6Sbpc9lhq8

[@P1OOD]

early reply heheh

[@jasontrent489]

I love your channel man! You’re such a good actor, and I love the content. I love how you started too!

[@TristanSpeno]

sup

[@heysassafras]

Especially the foam. I make lattes with it.

[@donnanewmeyer5558]

Naw. Ran the marching band concession stand. We DUMPED the water. Thanks Kit - you're making my life happy in a hard time. I'm having patience!!!lol

[@hadassah356]

One day, Kitboga, you won’t have to use a voice changer...you’ll be an 83 year old man, still getting the scammers to lose their minds.

[@sunshsophprd.0565]

When he gets 83 years old. A different warfare the Pakistani, Bangladeshi, Indian will try on USA .

[@completebilingual]

@@sunshsophprd.0565 Why do you talk like Yoda?

[@zackylacky4157]

@@completebilingual lol

[@beegee80]

I love it so much. He pulls off the "87 year old Boca Raton transplant retiree" like a pro.

[@mubashirali5262]

@@sunshsophprd.0565 pls don't drag Pakistan into this. Pretty sure he's never confronted a PaKiStAni scammer

[@Euphoniumstar]

Kit you're blurring the line between scam-baiting and performance art at this point.

[@alyciajones6924]

i love watching him you can tell he thinks hes hilarious and clever

[@El_Frutero]

it's the spy from team fortress two

[@Hungryj1111]

It was a masterpiece! I am howling!!

[@SheriffMayorTV]

Dining in Hot Dog Heaven.

[@davidjames579]

And the scammers are his puppets.

[@BingBong67489]

I love how you basically turn these scammers into involuntary participants in a skit with a storyline.

[@bigdiggernick5080]

@@alexioschaffan funny I was thinking the same

[@captainozseul3050]

The morty is my grandfather bit literally sent me to the moon

[@barc533]

And he makes thousands off it

[@allthumbs3792]

My grandson, Morty with an Indian accent! Genius, you’re a genius, Happy Hot Dog Thanksgiving! His poor granddaughter is still waiting to sell those Girl Scout cookies! 🤣😂😆🤪

[@samhiatt]

I know, right? He's freaking brilliant.

[@dingorrito2779]

The way you can talk over a scammer and not miss a beat is so impressive.

[@the_gaming_master]

miss a beat more like mister beast!!!!

[@thecat8543]

@@the_gaming_master MISTER BREAST !!!!!

[@pigmentpeddler5811]

​@@thecat8543fister cheeks

[@seraphik]

he's so good at ONLY doing it when they're trying to talk too! it's so deliciously infuriating lol

[@Scalytt]

@@the_gaming_masterbister meast

[@0Wheezy]

I like the idea of a 83 year old man saying "that's a weird flex"

[@spookyboi7645]

Dude I loved that part LOLLL

[@ThePianiolist]

Well... one day we will grow old and grey. Do you think we’ll have the same lingo we use today?

[@themegadude900]

He really sounds like jerma985 if he was old lol

[@jimnoel3025]

My thoughts exactly

[@ghettostuntabulious]

Back in his day, they did a regular flex, nowadays these kids are doing weird flexes.

[@jslrsn]

"she's gonna see that i bought $1000 worth of hot dogs and fall in love with me" might be the single best sentence i have ever heard

[@CullenCraft]

Where's the lie?

[@GM-dg6mj]

girls do loves hotdogs

[@ft_shipper]

lmao its a perfect sentence

[@sparkeymcmurphy]

@@GM-dg6mj That's pretty immature, don't you think?

[@kledus420smith8]

@@sparkeymcmurphy just because your a lesbian doesn't give you the right to weiner block

[@TheSteveTheDragon]

I like this new aggressive grandpa character!

[@joleenphillips2415]

Me too. This sounds like when my grandfather would get started up about the modern generation. And I love that Perogi told this snarky scammer that he needs to respect his elders.

[@jennifercowley8970]

I ❤ EDMUND!

[@mollyj6286]

I love Billy! He's so ornery!

[@bradm2089]

I do too

[@tbtb7517]

you damn millenial 😂

[@balalaikatana]

I love how bitchy and suspicious Billy is, it's a nice change of pace

[@zombiemom6701]

I loved it 😂😂😂😂

[@Scalytt]

I love it

[@Austin_159]

I was the 200th person to like your comment. You’re welcome lol.

[@Fedghi]

😢🎉😅❤🎉❤😊❤😊😂😊😂😅🎉😮🎉

[@sonarinfection]

Billy Maizere

[@iXSIKOBOIXi]

I love how while playing these old people characters he says things like "Weird flex" but these scammers don't know that it's not common for old people to say that

[@randominternetguy3537]

They're too focused on moving on with the script to notice

[@sp34277]

it's so fucking clever

[@Reac2]

They wouldn't notice if he thanked subs in character, without muting

[@Yuki-di2rb]

@@Reac2 lmfao I can actually imagine that. The scammer pleading, “SIR- SIR- PLEASE LISTEN ME. LISTEN ME AND I GET YOU MONEY” while he’s just waffling on about his subs and thanking them in an old man voice…

[@WillSmith63957]

I know!!!! I noticed that too. An 85 year old women saying "weird flex" makes no sense at all lol

[@epep50]

This guy is gonna get furious every time he hears "hotdogs" for the rest of his life.

[@BingBong67489]

I hope this scammer goes to his grave truly believing that he helped some old dude find love by accidentally convincing him to spend a thousand dollars on hot dogs.

[@AstrosElectronicsLab]

He'll be even more furious when he eventually comes across this video and realizes that he got scammed for over four hours. I call that karma.

[@ralphchurch2263]

And his therapist is collecting thousands because of it hahahaha

[@caseysharp8030]

aih. lol.

[@patriciamcdermott9589]

😆😆😆

[@HaneeFannee]

Billy is my new favourite character. He is more chaotic evil where-as Edna is chaotic good.

[@Z5Z5Z5]

The mailman 👀

[@io504]

Morty's a fool! Ain't that right Morty?

[@Sorgblad]

this.:D

[@TheBellKeeper]

Billy is lawful, not chaotic. He follows the laws, he pays his taxes.

[@ekathe85]

What's cool about Billy is that he can call out the scammers and insult them. They need to put up with his rants if they want his money, so...

[@ziolove]

When Kit redeems cards, it's beyond ridiculous how the scammers are so angry and indignant as if someone's stealing their money.

[@NerdyCatCoffeeee]

That's the same type of anger as when teh highway slows to a crawl. Unrealized expectations

[@Justaperson354]

@@NerdyCatCoffeeeeeh, with the traffic it’s justified as it’s usually caused by bad drivers

[@timewarpdrive77]

@@NerdyCatCoffeeee How is that the same at all?

[@Juiceboxlmao]

Well I mean in a way it kinda works cuz if they were all chill over someone wasting the company's money then it would break character obviously it's not like their in character when their screaming but I guess their technicaly in character cuz their character would be scared that their gonna lose their jobs (ik this is rly badly formatted I just can't be bothered fixing it up but I'm sure yk what I'm trying to say lmao)

[@Juiceboxlmao]

Although with all the screaming they'd get fired anyways so idk

[@DarkReaperK97]

He may be a horrible scammer but he's a great wingman

[@DaOttah]

i wish my friend be like that instead of stealing my place

[@myaccountisntthisone]

Thank you. Got a laugh out of that.

[@SankofaNYC]

"listen Matilda... He has a amazing body, he is sooo handsome... And let me tell you the man knows how to cook a good hot dog! Y'all need to hook up!"

[@JABS991]

Billy's grandson is a great kid. Occasionally starts lapsing into Hindi curse words - but otherwise he's a fine young man.

[@bravo795mp]

JABS991 lmaooo

[@caroldeaton619]

I just adore everything you do on here. I am old grandma I'm a Widow and you keep me laughing and you have helped me from being scammed so God bless your little heart you handsome hunk of man. Sending Tons of love from a Kentucky granny

[@HollyClementine]

I hope this isn’t someone pretending to be a granny... But if this is true & he actually helped you from getting scammed, that’s wonderful! God bless and have a great week :)

[@caroldeaton619]

@@HollyClementine well I am a grandma of 14. And by watching him he has taught me about these people that call you acting like they're from Social Security or to protect your computer and I have had called like that and knew right away that they were scams because of watching this young gentleman. So wouldn't you say that was him helping me out? I believe 100% he helped me otherwise I could have fell for a couple of these scams. Oh and I have got calls them telling me because I have good credit I can get 0% interest but I had to give them my credit card number first. I said well if you're going to give me 0% and you're from my credit card company you should have all that information. They hung up on me I know I was wise to there scams. Because I called the credit card company and they said we never call offering 0% interest.

[@HollyClementine]

Carol Deaton Oh wow. 14 grandkids? Congrats :) I’m glad that this guy was able to help you out. My grandfather was scammed pretty badly a few years ago. It’s horrible that people take advantage of others who don’t know how to use the internet properly. Or aren’t aware of current technology:

[@HollyClementine]

Carol Deaton But yes, don’t ever give any personal information over the phone or internet. It’s best to do any important things in person.

[@GrifoStelle]

My mother and my disabled sister have been hit. So we use channels like this one for education. They would tell me when they got strange calls and I'd scoot over to their house- look up the relevant scam and we'd watch. Now even my sister has learned their strategies and she hasn't been hit again for almost a year. It's great and it's fun. I'm sure many people are learning from him.

[@krushnaratnaparkhi1579]

"I had a bill that I was supposed to pay once. And I paid it." - Billy (83) 2020

[@gillianross7225]

wow you are so funny, you quoted someone ive never seen someone try to quote someone as a form of humor. oh wait i see it every time i go anywhere online, your not funny stop using the internet you bastard

[@solmoman]

@@gillianross7225 to be fair it's way funnier than the standard GenZ bullshit "Duuurrr who's here 2021?!?!" "Duuurrr why did this get recomended to me now??!?!" "Duur No one me: I'm a retarded kid"

[@_lo8241]

Why are you so pissed LOL

[@oblivionfan345Tony]

But he doesn't pay taxes!

[@roblowe2714]

@@gillianross7225 Thanks for sharing!

[@TaddiestMason]

If a company accidentally sends you too much money, they will always be able to take it back

[@robertamagdalena8224]

YES, indeed !

[@庫倫亞利克]

Every part of their bullshit explanation doesn't hold water. If they wire the wrong amount, they'll never "not let anyone know." I once had someone mistakenly wired me ten dollars or so, they called my bank and asked (through the bank as proxy) for me to wire that bit back. These scammers really don't know how the world works, their imagined company probably runs on dream logic or waaagh.

[@PaysoTex310]

It’s great how he has an immediate remedy for something that isn’t typical. Oh just go to the store and buy gift cards. That fix everything!

[@AshleyRachelleArts]

False. Every business man knows that if you send a client too much money, the only solution is to make the client go to Walmart and buy thousands of dollars worth of gift cards… It’s common sense 🙄

[@pokemontradingcardgamecoll5934]

​@@AshleyRachelleArtsThis sounds like the female Dwight answer I was looking for

[@pearlsbeforeswine60]

I've said this before, but a friend of mine cuts the hair of an elderly lady who just lost eleven grand..all her savings.. to these people. She went and got the gift cards, the whole nine yards. So, even though it's old hat to some..continuing these videos can save a vulnerable person from being extorted...and if the scammers are on the phone with Kitboga..they aren't on the phone with a victim! And I have the best entertainment ever. We all win!

[@charlotterebeccalundberg8643]

I agree with you. And maybe, because of these videos, may also be a catalyst for romours that not everyone is as gullible as these scammers think. And then these ppl might reconsider what the hell they're going to other ppl.

[@Luzviminda777]

You should help her with a gathering , restore her . Make a fund if the Collection is a succes ....i live in eu , am sick , cannot gather braincells for such an ordeal

[@faithfulgrl]

I agree with you completely. Scam Baiters & us listeners cannot stop, until we stop the criminals!

[@faithfulgrl]

@@Luzviminda777 I would help her. God Bless Her💖

[@ailurophile4341]

Jesus christ. 11 grand?! :(

[@alloutrockstar2943]

"I sent you too much money by mistake and I'm about to lose my job." I missed the part where that's my problem.

[@AstrosElectronicsLab]

Yep. I'd be like "your problem, not mine." * CLICK * and then refuse to take any more calls from strange caller IDs.

[@SuperSireBoyYT]

@@AstrosElectronicsLab its a spider man refference

[@SuperSireBoyYT]

if kit had bought pizzas this would fit perfectly

[@eyo8766]

Pizza time

[@pheonixflying1]

Bully McGuire 😂

[@lordbrowning]

I love how rude "billy" is to these scammers. About time they were on the recieving end.

[@sharks3010]

Was thinking the same. The anger the scammer feels by being told "NO" is a little taste of what their victims feel after being scammed. The whole approach is genius when you think about it, because this entire scam is dependant on the victim being a good and honest person. I suppose the majority of victims are honest otherwise the scammers would use a different tactic. But the great thing is, the ones who refuse to give the money back are also more than likely to be pretty cocky in general. So after begging and fake crying, the scammers next tactic (intimidation) is unlikely to work either. The whole thing is pretty much guaranteed to give us an angry scammer who now has to explain to his boss why he is so shit at his job!

[@relatablememes7464]

“Revenge is Sweet”😂

[@andrewclark8630]

You don't mess with the old gent. When he does the old gramps you know the scammers are going to get their backsides kicked.

[@ladymopar2024]

So true scammers can ruin your life

[@mofarr83]

Why would you be calling from the bathroom?!? What's wrong with u?!?! LMFAO

[@fuzzwobble]

I love how the scammer is slowly losing his will to live as the call continues on. It's so funny.

[@amandagish5976]

Can you imagine the dinner conversation at home later that night as he tries to tell his family what happened?? Just thinking about how screwed his mental processes are now is delicious! The scammer office should have a therapist on site just for Kitboga's calls and hot dog water.

[@fouronetwo813]

Angry old man is growing on me.

[@user-mp3eq6ir5b]

FourOne Two ☆ He not Angry much anymore! Got a sweet hot dog fed girlfriend now!

[@dmitrystarovoitov1]

It's a very aggressive persona. I remember Edna last time I watched this.

[@nathanieltaylor8210]

412- I understand that reference... you must be a fellow Yinzer!

[@lukeb0030]

Billy Mazier

[@MaxOakland]

I don’t really like it

[@BleedingHeartsFade]

I enjoy wasting my time watching you waste their time.

[@paulabrooks622]

This comment is pure gold 😂

[@RVBOY2]

I enjoy wasting my time watching you wasting your time watching Kit waste their time.

[@publicserviceannouncement4777]

I've thought about that! It makes good background noise when I clean my apartment. It makes me not feel so lonely.

[@publicserviceannouncement4777]

Also, the intro is stuck in my head. Random times throughout the day I hear "...wait a minute, just wait a minute, sir..."

[@randominternetguy3537]

Its not a waste if you enjoy it.

[@ftmable]

I can’t imagine how good it must feel when scammers are begging him not to redeem cards 😁

[@prettygirlbones9928]

That's my favorite part when they are finally put in a position themselves to understand how it feels to be completely helpless against someone taking your money and doing as they wish with it!

[@jeschinstad]

@@prettygirlbones9928: Well said!

[@finalbossd]

Ashley McBrayer It’s not their money, but they believe it is in their deluded minds. It’s satisfying to listen to their reactions to their scams going down in flames after so many hours they spent where they think they are getting a pay off.

[@prettygirlbones9928]

@@finalbossd Yes that's almost the most sickening part is that they actually believe and feel as though it is their money that is being spent in front of them, which is why I find it so satisfying to watch and hear them be so helpless and begging for the person to not do it to them not realizing that the shoe is simply on the other foot for once because even though we true hard working honest humans understand that it's not their money, they are so into their own scam that they have tricked themselves into believing it truly is their money!!

[@stephenbeecher7545]

It's as if they see the money, just inches from their fingertips, and then the wind comes and just blows it all away. So helpless.

[@EighmyLupin]

I love that split second Kit forgets he's an old man and not an old woman so he calls the scammer honey in the old man voice.

[@bwah9481]

LOL Kitboga is literally trying to send scammers out on side quests *Talk to Matilda* *Talk to Granddaughter about Girl Scout Cookies*

[@shiningskies47]

this comment made me laugh more than it should have hahah

[@rat_dragon]

But the scammers really only want to skip through the rest of the game, which is gold, and finish the main quest 😂

[@thesamman5835]

Yo!! This is so true!!!

[@NullVoidgone]

Dude... I just got to the sidequest part and saw this. I am dying laughing

[@gurukof]

Pin this comment now!

[@brettrobbins]

Talk about a sustainable KZbin channel. Dude can keep doing this until he's actually the age of the guys he pretends to be.

[@concertvillage9415]

Never gets old

[@andrewp8284]

At that point he can literally say “I woke up like this” for his voice LOL

[@pauladomene7623]

Then he will change his voice to seem younger

[@miarena111]

that would mean that those criminals never get stoped by the police. do you really think that this is a good thing ?

[@boommack]

@@miarena111 stfu

[@crystalplus2]

"We didn't have microwaves. We used to have to dig a pit" 🤣🤣

[@a18luv24]

Everything he comes up with cracks me up...the only critique I have is when he goes off on a tangent telling some story he ends with "I'm sorry" Old people don't say "I'm sorry" thats a younger gen thing

[@SlowedSonics]

😅

[@jayakumarvenkatesan8651]

😂😂😂😂

[@IMakePeopleSaltyApparently]

Man I remember those days

[@IMakePeopleSaltyApparently]

@@a18luv24 depends. Young people in my area are rude as shit these days where as old people aren't.

[@Deadpool_64]

“You can’t just say the words, you have to feel them.” *gives the most emotionless and monotone explanation of making a major mistake.*

[@deadpoolnerd]

I like how he says "they don't like to be called children" like he's an animal watching host like Steve Irwin. Like he's studied the scammer in his natural habitat.

[@katarinatibai8396]

😂😂😂 💯🎯 + they don't like to be called liddle owl - 😁 A owls is something like a stupid child - somebody who knows nothing - in their culture.

[@VT-vy9jv]

As if anyone likes to be called a child lol

[@VT-vy9jv]

@@katarinatibai8396 see that’s interesting

[@VT-vy9jv]

@@katarinatibai8396 owls are seen as wise in western culture. Like the tootsie pop guy. OH MY GOD @kitboga please please find a way to call a scammer a tootsie pop owl

[@katarinatibai8396]

@@VT-vy9jv I have it from Kitboga - also benchod and moterchod = sister F....er and mother F....er - 🤣 - they geth ballistic crazy when they hear that 😁

[@twangyyy18888]

I love it when kit interrupts the scammer. Talking over him and cutting him off. deep down the scammer is so pissed off but he has to to be nice and hold in his anger

[@MrConstantMalachi]

It's delicious, but also quite terrifying how badly they want that payout

[@LuigiTheItalian]

And sometimes they can't pretend anymore and they start dropping F bombs.

[@mangbecak1]

Some actually gets pissed off. One of his recent videos was amazing. The scammer probably had a stroke at the end

[@Grey_Warden_Invasion]

The ones pretending to be nice despite being angry are probably the more successful scammers too because they sound like professionals in some way. There also had been other scammers he already had in his videos who easily lost it and I wonder if those people ever scammed anyone successfully because if someone is on the phone with me, claims to be a professional but then starts screaming profanities and threats I will just hang up and block that number.

[@ashleycrystal9719]

@@Grey_Warden_Invasion exactly

[@joshuafp5727]

It annoys me how they get so angry because they actually convince themselves that they are entitled to the money

[@G-ra-ha-m]

That's why it's so funny when they watch it slipping out of their fingers :)

[@gulgaffel]

@@G-ra-ha-m Its even better in my opinion. Its not slipping out of their fingers. The money was never there to begin with.

[@bowlsallbroken]

Yep, they "earned" it in their minds. Disgusting.

[@frbe0101]

I love when he redeems "their" money and they freak out as if they were robbed!

[@kruloon9381]

Honestly, after watching many of these videos, I sometimes actually forget that not a single dollar is paid to anybody. I sometimes think that kit literally has many gift cards with him. LOL

[@Townson-cz8vj]

Imagine Walmart delivery coming to your house with multiple bags of hotdogs 😂

[@Holly-ys1me]

There are plenty of food pantries who would love to get those hot dogs. There are soup kitchens that would love to get hot dogs. It would be fun to see those hot dogs donated to feed the masses.

[@Niagaranobs]

​@@Holly-ys1methe hotdogs are a lie.

[@Thefluffytutu]

@@Holly-ys1meobviously. But there were no actual hotdogs… it’s a joke. 🙄

[@VelvetColt]

May very well be a bot

[@aimsxoxo]

@@Holly-ys1meu do realise it’s fake. He’s not actually spending money 😅

[@abelsm6270]

I like how the scammer actually goes into helping the 83 year old guy with his side quests

[@Sir-Taco]

@Atomic Rex why

[@jdevlin1910]

they go so far for the whiff of money it's amazing to see

[@coreyb1295]

He knows scammers will do anything to steal money

[@prafulltiwari8929]

I can hear other scammers scamming other people in the background, these people are disgusting.

[@jaybrick8973]

Don't see how ppl fall for this how do you mistakenly give someone a very large amount of money

[@gim3209]

@@jaybrick8973 it's directed towards older people who don't necessarily know a lot about modern technology

[@jaybrick8973]

@@gim3209 thats true

[@JustSomeChatter]

@@gim3209 true~ but not just modern technology but ignorant too..

[@JustSomeChatter]

@adrianne roddy 🤣🤣🤣 hope she's recover from such tragedy.. people easily swayed cause of the past guilt..

[@theharlequin7280]

That voice modification software combined with your speech pattern and inflection continues to amaze me every time. It's uncanny how good it is.

[@rizumu-8937]

It’s crazy because he also has to put on an accent, and the fact he stays *in* character the whole time... mind blowing lol.

[@praisedwvorm7695]

Do you guys know what software he uses?

[@TheSteveTheDragon]

@@praisedwvorm7695 He uses hardware, a roland vt-3 or 4 i think.

[@miumoon4635]

Yes but I wish he could change his accent and the way he talk on future videos, He's killing it but scammers recognize him already

[@praisedwvorm7695]

@@TheSteveTheDragon Thanks for the reply. YT never gave me a notification.

[@JustinC._]

I know this is an old video but this was a good one. 😂 He kept a dude on the phone for three hours and bought a thousand dollars worth of hotdogs. You can literally hear the disappointment in that scumbag's voice. This is epic trolling.

[@oppiko]

I absolutely adore this old man character angry, condescending, yet slightly lovable

[@giantswingallday7001]

And patriotic

[@maryjane4509]

I never thought I would love a character more than Edna, but here we are.

[@oppiko]

@@maryjane4509 I mean they are neighbors after all 😆

[@NN-sp9tu]

He’s literally Joe Biden, aggressive and senile

[@1989Ezal]

He sound like an texan.

[@kal317]

This dude sounds straight up catatonically depressed at the end of the vid. You broke his soul

[@LPTV84]

Do not cry for him ... DO NOT CRY! - Sir Raven.

[@threelittlebirds3361]

Austin Locke Looollll!!!! It’s poetic justice!!!

[@sharidacox3581]

you must be right. i've no idea what it means.

[@user-vj9iw6cv7m]

GOOD

[@lindagreyes]

I thought so too! 😅😂 He dragged that scammer thru the mud it was awesome to hear how truly defeated he was in the end🤣😂🤣

[@starrenPI]

I love that Matilda doesn't even second guess why Morty has an Indian accent.

[@JeremyCrow]

Or what kind of job a 9 year old has that he's getting fired from. Or that he's aged to 12 years old in just a few days. Haha

[@Eisenwulf666]

"I haven't see you in 7 years, how can you miss me? " i lost it there

[@Cyromantik]

@@JeremyCrow Must've been grown in a vat.

[@AlainReyes]

Ive noticed he never calls them out for their accent lol i would like to see that more

[@portia-assamensis]

Only God can judge 💯 fr

[@Palozon]

Matilda Keybroke = my tilda key broke These scammers are so tunnelvisioned on the script that they miss the blatant nonsense

[@EighmyLupin]

Bill Maizear is "Billy Maze Here" from the old Oxyclean commercials

[@chloewright1]

They definitely miss the blatant nonsense. It's like how kitboga used a fake bank account one time that said on the login page "cash me outside. How bout dat?" 😂😂😂

[@mooglygoogly5660]

They al have that fake “hahaha” laugh....creepy.

[@awearysonata4147]

I would kill for a compilation of all the fake laughs

[@Z5Z5Z5]

It's like "haha, please shut up so I scam you already"

[@Z5Z5Z5]

@@awearysonata4147 if you find one send it to me

[@bananian]

Hahaha, you're breaking my heart, Lisa!

[@magnificentsir7274]

Yes sir, yes sir, hahaha, yes sir, listen to me sir, sir, yes sir

[@hkk3656]

I LOVE HOW YOU TALK OVER THEM!!! you can tell they are getting frustrated with your stories and keep trying to bring the "old" man and woman back to task.

[@darneda]

HK K 😘😘😘😘😘😘🌹🌹🌹👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌you are like my grandson....

[@deborahleeedwards5510]

HK K Me too, I absolutely love when he’s telling them his stories while their trying to talk, he waits until they start talking and then starts telling his stories, and I love his stories, fake as they are! This old man one is hysterical! He is very entertaining all while doing a great service to people everywhere........ “how long is this going to take..... I normally take a nap this time....” LOL

[@Niagaranobs]

You are like my grandmother!

[@jessefram2432]

When he slips and calls him honey forgetting he's an old man not the old lady today

[@jakeforrest]

Maybe the old man also likes boys

[@imthezombieslayer]

Yeah I’m dying to know what the scammer said after he heard it

[@katarinatibai8396]

🤣😂🤣 - that was pure gold 😆

[@darthsidious6380]

@@jakeforrest we love our elder gays 💖

[@thesenthilkumar]

It must be there in his script

[@neilgoldberg547]

"Well I'm a little busy I need to get ready for the hot dog party tomorrow" You can just hear the smile in Kit's voice. What a wonderful idea by the scammer.

[@Nate-9797]

'I need you to speak loudly, politely and like a 9 year old' How does this not seem absolutely ridiculous to this person even with context lmao

[@Fluffimuff]

Desperate greed will do anything I guess!

[@allenanalla2549]

When Kit calls em kids or tells em they 9 years old or that they sound like children..'they' hate that in there country

[@berlinkozyreva]

I have told people to explain things to me like I was 5 years old before.

[@riperian8954]

i love that this old man is just being hostile and mean the whole time and the scammer just takes it lmfao

[@blazaybla22]

Shows he definitely has experience in a legit call center

[@magnificent6668]

But "Margaret" or "Dawn" is cursed out.

[@honeybeekeeper]

​@magnificent6668 Exactly! When he changes his voice to a woman, they're condescending from the jump and get verbally abusive super fast.

[@lunapuella2611]

The way he holds them at the brink of desperation when redeeming the cards is hilarious. Maximum destruction of the scammer's soul 🤣

[@XtractoClandestino]

Those things have souls?

[@gerrybuckley9484]

I split my sides laughing at that!!

[@GoldenGmrYT]

Not like the scammers had a soul to begin with 😂

[@SeanDS89]

25:58 OMG 😂 Kit's face when the scammer says why he likes talking to people in the bathroom is priceless 🤣

[@-dennis3755]

I couldnt believe my ears when he was saying that

[@letterborneVods]

What did he say? I could barely understand him.

[@saskiaboudreaux1694]

If Indian people lives wish severel people under one roof, they have to talk in the bathroom to get some privacy 😂😂

[@SeanDS89]

​@@letterborneVods Kit: why would you be calling her from the bathroom? what's wrong with you? Scammer: well, I like to talk in the bathroom... when you go in the bathroom and you can call some lady, its a good conversation. You can try it, anytime. You can feel something, right? you have no idea, I can make you a tape sir, don't worry about it lol this dude is pretty weird... thanks for commenting, I forgot how funny Kit's reaction was XD

[@letterborneVods]

@@SeanDS89 thanks for the transcript! ☺️

[@solknuckles2408]

"We're just two hotdogs, cruising through life and you... You put us in the same bun." What a poet.

[@simpleman7516]

FBI is now investigating Kitboga over use of underground slang for underaged human trafficking bought online using a known pedo term "HotDogs"

[@scar4892]

@@simpleman7516 is that supposed to be funny? Because I can guarantee you no one’s laughing

[@csd77771]

@@simpleman7516 you should quit the comedy game and find a different path in life.

[@solknuckles2408]

All I wanted to do was point out something that made me laugh :(

[@acerIOstream]

@@solknuckles2408 I'm sorry bub, such is the internet. You'll find people of all... kinds.

[@Keythong]

$1000 worth of hot dogs, that would be one hell of a sausage party.

[@Disoriented125]

Hell yeah it'd be

[@solobeats1]

@mralex070 almost 2nd election since his departure....still stuck on that loser ?

[@MrUmakemelaff]

@Jackson Quinn Get over it.

[@chloeflores8683]

Keythong yes it would no one can eat all those hotdogs by themselves. You would need to have all your friends and family over.

[@alexg.9279]

@Jackson Quinn You seem butt hurt that you have now an orange clown who is advising your neighbors and your own peers who supported him to ingest a disinfected solution to eliminate the invisible killer🤦🏼‍♂️, no no he was serious so don't even say he was being sarcastic🤣 That's your president guiding your oblivious and tards of supporters👍🏼

[@Jaded2Backup]

Scammer: “I can’t trust you” Hearing these scammers say that makes me nauseated.

[@christiangonzales7429]

They don't trust anyone who they feel won't fall for their scam

[@Jaded2Backup]

Christian Gonzales It’s a scare tactic these scammers use

[@metaljacket8128]

@chris s Exactly. It's repulsive.

[@BenChode-jl1rr]

@chris s you couldn't of said it any better homie

[@mongmanmarkyt2897]

@@dp3260 exactly its one thing to be anti-scammer but the added bit he said is racist af bet he avoids Asian people bc of the Coronavirus

[@Zarastro54]

I think Kit should bring back the Billy character more often. He was so openly abusive and disrespectful to the scammers and they just had to sit there and take it to get the “money.”

[@silentkaster]

I spit out my drink laughing at, “I had a Bill I had to pay once...and I paid it.” Then I realized that was the end of the statement XD

[@claranadine1086]

Me too XD The way he just stared at the camera after saying it made it even funnier lolol

[@damianana]

Me too, I absolutely lost it at this line.

[@frarfarf]

' because that's what you do. You pay your bills '

[@ArmyJames]

It wasn’t just a joke, it was also a comment.

[@frarfarf]

@@ArmyJames exactly. Hey scammer, don't steal, pay your bills

[@RainFeatherYT]

" i'm going to lose my job now.... finally " the inner thoughts of most retail workers when they encounter that one customer.

[@muhammadk9081]

So true lol

[@natashanichole1027]

Same with hospitality 😳

[@tobylanglois3698]

Literally though

[@karriegianni7022]

This is how I felt working at a bank. Retail was nothing compared to banking. People and their entitlement, coupled with their money, causes bad things

[@DODGETHISLUCAS8BIT]

“Back in my day we didn’t have rules”! “I’m sorry for that”!

[@arduinoguru7233]

Jungle life 🤣 .

[@diegomari4478]

Bro i started following your channel for no reason some week ago or months

[@DODGETHISLUCAS8BIT]

Vecchio Ubriaco thanks for watching. I really appreciate it!

[@DODGETHISLUCAS8BIT]

Bill Wilson lol!

[@trumanshow633]

i loved that lol

[@sosaatj7442]

I love how kit just curve balls these “refund” scammers as soon as they’re almost done with the scam

[@paullogan5240]

Those eyebrows are lethal , rising and descending like the talons of an eagle swooping down upon its helpless prey

[@becominghero9754]

So underrated

[@xpact83]

Hahha I thought Im the only one noticed it

[@hevand_co]

They make me laugh every single time he raises em... So brilliant 🤣

[@rundylaw6212]

No man can match Asmongold's mighty brows

[@giadaschnitzel]

He reminds me of the blues brothers

[@monochromayhem7422]

"Say it Morty, say you're allergic to hot-dogs!" Funniest shit I've seen

[@realrogue]

I love the Rick and Morty reference here.

[@marcoantino2920]

32:46

[@GeneralZod99]

@@realrogue Pickle Kit!

[@Megadeth7811]

He turned himself into a pickle.

[@bruceify]

the scammer at the end just sounds so drained after all that

[@Z5Z5Z5]

He sounds drained the moment he picks up the phone

[@desertweasel6965]

When he gets rude with the scammers they actually become nice. It's like they admire and respect disrespectful people. They probably wanted to give this old man a job by the end of the call.

[@Tony6Shot]

The absolute horror on Kit's face when the scammer vouches for the thrill of calling ladies while on the toilet is priceless.

[@GarnetBanzai]

I think you broke his spirit, dude, I've never heard a man so broken before

[@Ghidorah96]

Garnet Banzai good. Scammers are less than human and deserve no rights

[@Ricky19821]

There was another where he had one crying after a reveal and change to his real voice

[@Joey71420]

@@Ricky19821 link?

[@Raviouliformiouli]

That was no man, that was a child. Don’t feel bad.

[@mariapalladino2473]

Ravioli Formuoli 🤣🤣🤣

[@forcexjr1566]

This scammer goes from being Gung-Ho to being totally defeated.

[@user-mp3eq6ir5b]

forcexjr ☆ Waited All Week for Payday then sees the Happy Couple on a "Hot Dog Date". Eating $1000 worth of Mechanically Separated Chicken By Products.

[@puke1523]

@@user-mp3eq6ir5b It's Bi Products, you intelligent internet scientist

[@themen115]

@@puke1523 had no idea those hot dogs were bisexual

[@Rick-jf2ig]

@@themen115 that is a dad level joke

[@user-mp3eq6ir5b]

AReallyLongAndAwesomeNameThatIsBetterThanYoursInEveryPossibleWay ☆ All I know is what I read in the fine print on the labels. It says "by-products", as in skin, blood, rib meat, tongues, brains, cartilage, amongst other stuff not on the kill floor. Bone Meal goes in Pet Food.

[@whileybradley4526]

I love when as your character you interrupt the scammers mid sentence with a quick "HELLO"

[@alanhanscom7933]

We need the Hindi translations when the scammer lose his temper!!

[@sweetfar1]

Alan Hanscom usually the cursing involves something along the lines of “your mother” this and “your mother” that

[@uzairnazki]

He keeps repeating "motherf****r" in Hindi

[@bettythebutcher]

@Alan Hascom Agreed! I came to the comments to find the translation.

[@dsolosan]

Some subtitles would be hilarious.

[@bostonlisa]

This is the best and funniest comment I’ve seen on here...😂😂😂😂

[@-HowaHowa]

"I had a bill that I was supposed to pay once, and I paid it". lol

[@davidjames579]

Because that's what you do. You have a bill, and you pay it".

[@triplespace007]

Later on. his credit card is -value.

[@RudyTelesford]

@G M I can refund that bill for you... Are you infront of your computer?

[@takashikamiyama4607]

Was it a bill for WinRar?

[@exiledPostman]

80% of the reason I love these videos is seeing him play all these hysterical characters.

[@sarahanne__]

Ive only been subscribed for a fews days and I love all of them especially the bimbo blonde voice 😂

[@alfredalfer9166]

my favorite part is when he gets the scammers to play along with the character and say ridiculous shit. Like when he gets them to sing, or the one who pretended to be his lawyer, or in the recent video "Scammer thinks i'll work for him" I couldn't stop laughing when he got the scammer to call him codename "Big Papa" and make pretend walkie talkie sounds

[@PeferG17]

@@sarahanne__ Have you watched his videos as Edna the old woman? Best character hands down.

[@introusas]

@@sarahanne__ yesss, i love her

[@sarahanne__]

@@PeferG17 I have since then I like the old women but the dumb blonde is still my favourite

[@mooshman8306]

Not only is kitboga sticking it to these jerks, hes stalling them, paying his bills through the videos, and educating us

[@josephpacelli3691]

Using scammer's money to buy $1k worth of glizzies

[@eros5420]

And it was on that day, Young 9 year old Morty lost his job because his grandpa and his grandpa's girlfriend spent thousands on hotdogs, instead of giving him google play cards.

[@my_name_is_rhyme]

I randomly scrolled down and saw your comment. My Son's name is Eros

[@eros5420]

@@my_name_is_rhyme Its a good name :) Mine is E. Ros and then my last name. But I like the name and the mythologic figure so I often use it as a pseudonym ❤

[@missxspencer1538]

I've spent wayyy too many hours watching these. This needs to be a podcast so I can actually get other things done

[@Romy---]

But often then scammers write things on the notepad like this guy and that's super funny to see.

[@niru1625]

Lmao I know right?

[@donniev8181]

I've got a shattered femur and found Kitboga just as I got outta the hospital, needless to say its almost been a month straight watching at least a few a day

[@dknystormzk7756]

Omg I was just thinking the same thing I listen to the episodes all day throughout my shift lol I hope he makes a podcast flooded with episodes lol

[@IMakePeopleSaltyApparently]

@@dknystormzk7756 You could go to his streams or set a KZbin play list to autoplay. If you have Android it should continue to play with you turn your phone off

[@rat_dragon]

"We used to boil hotdogs and we would drink the foam at the top" 🤣 I swear, this is the most I've laughed on a video in a long time! 🤣🤣

[@vossboss220]

it's so fucking gross lol

[@user-zu3yf3mg2e]

Omg - that’s so freaking disgusting 😂

[@thedukeofnuts]

The foam is quite nutritious!

[@sinayagubi8805]

What was the last video that made you laugh that much?

[@thundabawlt8547]

🤢🤮

[@sevenirises]

Three years later....and my scammer calls have stopped. Kudos to you Kitboga!

[@Blaziken36]

Never stop what you're doing Kitboga

[@1989Ezal]

I wonder what he do when all scammers give it up. Its like be batman, but with no crime.

[@Sapphire-Sky]

I completely lost it when Kit said, "It's a tradition to drink the hotdog foam"🤣🤣

[@user-mp3eq6ir5b]

Sapphire ☆ That Flips my Stomach. Eeeeewwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!

[@Sapphire-Sky]

@@user-mp3eq6ir5b IKR?! It's soooo gross!! But soooo funny!!🤣 I wonder what in the world would make him think of "hotdog foam"

[@Sapphire-Sky]

@@AO-eb1tc His live streams are the best LOL! I drop everything when I get that notification!🤣

[@suekelley6461]

He’s so nasty! Lmboooo😂🤣😂🤣

[@julestheagent3932]

I threw up

[@ctt7971]

When Kitboga starts clapping … that was amazing Scammer really seemed like his feelings were hurt

[@ArmyJames]

What feelings? These animals don’t have emotions.

[@ctt7971]

@@ArmyJames good point

[@cezarsoba]

@@ArmyJames we're not even calling them human anymore. *GOOD* ...

[@Dextronaut1]

@@ArmyJames that's insulting to animals

[@TheReaLcatniP]

I despise scammers. It's always a joy to laugh at the expense of these lowly creatures.

[@faithfulgrl]

Whenever I go to the store, I go to the gift card section. I look for 🚫 Warning Signs 🚫 If there aren't any, I go to an employee or manager. I chat with them about putting up warning signs, having cashiers ask when large amounts of money are being loaded onto a card. Thank you for listening, And Be Safe!🤧😷

[@saschamayer4050]

You're great! 😁👍

[@pikaboy70]

You are a good person. Thank you.

[@KIlerB3ar45]

Best Buy does this

[@twinklestar620]

CV N ❤️❤️

[@Eisenwulf666]

Not all heroes wear capes 😊

[@Qwerty10254]

"There's two steps to get a girl: first you call her, and then you go to Walmart to get gift cards" Kit you're a genius

[@allenanalla2549]

Amd then you cook her hotdogs

[@happypink6913]

🤣🤣🤣

[@cheyknight5880]

"We used to boil hot dogs and drink the foam on top" STOP IT MATILDA!!!!

[@innerworksnyc9746]

BLOWN!!!😂😂😂😂

[@aidanworld]

ick

[@davood123]

wheeeeeeeeeeeze

[@cassandraclaxton1378]

Oh my god the hot dog foammm

[@PaulLundgren1970]

I'm going to go to my local paint supply store and ask if they have any Hot Dog Foam in semi-gloss.

[@XzoahX]

Hahaha! I loved when he accidentally slipped into the wrong character. Old man Kit: "Honey, listen."

[@mariapalladino2473]

“That’s a weird flex” coming from and “80 year old man” is too much 🤣🤣🤣 I ❤️ Kitboga

[@DragonsFrogs]

Maria Palladino the combo of that, John Cena/Greek God, and the hotdog allergy almost killed me literally while I was running haha

[@st.michaelthearchangel7774]

Quite the interesting material to be listening to while running. 😆

[@Luke_SkyWalk3r]

"She's going too see that I bought her 1000 dollars worth of hotdogs and she's going to fall in love with me" 🤣

[@LunarLocust]

Gimme yer belt

[@SCP--xw5fg]

She gets the extra hotdog ;)

[@eleventen9160]

i will try this right now..

[@CashIsKing_UseItOrLoseIt]

She just needs to bring her thousand buns & they're good to go.

[@nathanadams2336]

works every time, 60% of the time

[@Theystolemynametwice]

The "just wait a moment" intro is delicious

[@maverickstclare3756]

For the full experience find Kitboga's "Fake refund scammer goes insane after wasting 40 mins", it's worth it Back when 40 minutes was a long time

[@nobrakes7567]

Spicy

[@billstill1794]

Classic!

[@blondegirl132]

I am binge watching Kitboga today. I cannot stop laughing. You're the best!

[@DonAmnesia]

He sounded utterly broken in the "because you already click on confirm" Timestamp: 53:47

[@marias8561]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@xMRxLAMAx]

I almost ALMOST feel bad for them sometimes! Hopefully they give up this scummy life but I’m doubtful it’ll change much

[@JustSomeChatter]

that _MaaKiChoot_ deserved it..

[@JustSomeChatter]

@@xMRxLAMAx feel bad?? just try thinking about taking money from people that could or already make them suicide the next day.. yeah feel bad huh..

[@yttanel]

As soon as he said "confirm" thats when he was defeated, absolutely brilliant

[@blitzblutz]

The scammer just dreams of gift cards. That is all he can talk about.

[@AstrosElectronicsLab]

Well, now, he'll be having nightmares about hotdogs.

[@ytcensorship1401]

@@AstrosElectronicsLab lmao

[@donmoore7785]

They all are exactly the same.

[@AI-xm6xc]

32:47 "Say it, Morty. Say you're allergic to hot dogs!" That's probably the best Kitboga quote I've heard so far

[@DragonsFrogs]

AI I watch these while I work out on my iPad and I literally had to get onto the sides of the treadmill so I didn’t fall down from laughing when that all happened, I started to lose my breath and stumble from laughing so hard haha

[@solmoman]

Morty is a fool, he doesn't quite.. mhm...

[@greenlight8819]

“Eat your mayonnaise!”

[@hauntedsunsets]

it's so funny how some scammers deliver their script almost as if they assume you're already familiar with it. this is such a prime example of how they'll read off their script as if this is just some red tape, that as soon as they officially read out the words you'll just understand what's going on and follow all their instructions

[@dreadpirateread]

I worked customer service and we had a lady come up and wanted to buy Walmart gift cards using her Macy's card so she could bail out her grandson in Wisconsin. Macy's card because she had $7000 in credit and buy Walmart cards because that's what the Wisconsin Chief of Police told her to get. We called our manager and our security team and the local police. Yep, it was a scam.

[@majinraptor]

I work for A major retailer in the head office. We don’t even process large gift card orders anymore lol. There are so many frauds out there

[@rzum81]

I work at a bank and have had customers with similar stories.

[@lizzycolbert8884]

By the second phone call it honestly sounds like you drained him of his soul LOL 😂

[@bellavida8846]

He sounds depressed!

[@jasonreyes5767]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NiiNii_Love]

Loll I thought he had just woken up or something he definitely sounded dead inside 😭

[@nixthelatter]

He knows these scams sooo well he can talk right over what they're saying and still know exactly what they're saying. I love this guy.

[@jazzx7124]

I was wondering what ig he miss something lol you are right he isnt... Because he study them sooo good. Love him

[@from_mercury_with_love]

Kit's face at 26:12 while the scammer described calling women while in the bathroom had me in TEARS 😭

[@SofaSorcererSam]

This scammer might be the worst i've heard in a long, long time.

[@geoadventure996]

What do expect from third world country dude who worships caws ?

[@johnbonjov1491]

Geo Adventure cows*

[@Gerrygambone]

chris s the scammer was already spending his bonus, and he loses it because some dumb yank is buying hot dogs 🌭. Guess who the dumbo is 🤣🤣🤣

[@Gerrygambone]

chris s the scammer was already spending his bonus, and he loses it because some dumb yank is buying hot dogs 🌭. Guess who the dumbo is 🤣🤣🤣

[@SofaSorcererSam]

I just don't understand their perspective, they're so tunnel visioned on the money, thinking it will be simple to steal from old people that they're oblivious of these hilarious comments kit's making... my word, i just hope they never become active listeners and continue reading their scripts, else they might actually get good at scamming.

[@RonaldMoD]

"Chess would be so much more fun if they got rid of all the pawns" .... How do you even come up with that??!! It's world class material!

[@DeadwingDork]

c'mon Kit, he said it was by mistakely, stop being so hard on him!

[@sandramorris4704]

This guy is trying to scam someone and you want him to be easy on the guy come on! I know you are joking right?

[@snipsnorpsmorble]

The fact people fail to see you're joking is a bit sad

[@Hopeguz3]

Sandra Morris You know that’s called sarcasm right?

[@Acodeful]

Why is no one getting ur joke? lmao

[@corbinsouthard5508]

This is the last place I expected to see you, love your streams 😂

[@mneves3079]

Kitboga is funnier than any stand up comedian.

[@mannyamato3421]

Chris Rock: Hold my beer.

[@mannyamato3421]

Richard Prior: Naw Chris hold MY beer.

[@roberthunter6122]

"My name is Billy." "Billy right?" "Yeah, Billy Mays here!" I freaking loved that. Honestly, RIP. Billy Mays... Now we have Phil Swift...

[@georgia19801]

It’s Billy Maizear, look at what he writes at 9:09

[@TheGunzla]

Yo “mays here” is hilarious

[@madwax4771]

georgia19801 no shit sherlock.

[@Twinklethefox9022]

And Anthony Sullivan. I think that's his name

[@boommack]

That is epic bro lol!

[@mimiimsecond8579]

"You know back in my day we didn't have rules" "I'm sorry about that Sir"

[@idontevenexistanymore]

That got me 🤣

[@smokejc]

- Back in my day, we didn't have rules. - Sorry about that.

[@thepsalms2806]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@larkermouse]

"I'm just kidding, I can't believe you believed that."

[@God_of_pain_2.0]

🤣🤣