Preschool Teachers Share Horror Stories

[@jevasamy]

I want college proffessor horror stories

[@tiedyedowl8367]

YES. BuzzFeed, please do this!

[@lonelyheartsclub7601]

Sometimes they are the horror story..

[@aliyahrossiter5902]

Yes!!!!

[@rhyrhy-lq3of]

Viper 47 I need that!!

[@chloel.8007]

Go to a liberal arts university... I'm a student at one and the majority of the students are a nightmare 😒🙃

[@yoyodude5015]

Teacher: So he puked on my face *ight imma head out*

[@boba8964]

*-aight cya mate-*

[@MoneyHouse3421]

Yoyo Dude *emetophobia has entered the chat*

[@AustinnotoRs]

O o U

[@kiwip3725]

sneezed in mouth and vomited on face mixed = vomited in mouth...

[@mushyrooms79]

@@MoneyHouse3421 whats emetophobia?

[@motoriah6760]

She sneezed in my mouth. Me: GRABS BLEACH.

[@LovelyMeeMee1]

Yep.

[@offbrandplanb]

Chug, chug, chug

[@reemeltawil1614]

😂

[@chunkytimmyeatsbeans8670]

Omg I’d be freaking out a little because little kids are little germ pits

[@Loziwig]

I’ve got so many of these stories too yuck. Sneezing and coughing in mouth bleh, projectile poop, watery poo going everywhere. It is gross. This is why having showers at nurseries would be a good idea

[@miamckenzie6861]

Currently sitting in the middle of my classroom during nap time trying with everything I’ve got not to wake my students with hysterical laughter.

[@ericathompson1411]

Same lol

[@saabirahabdulwahhab144]

This comment is too adorable

[@amyclarke6964]

Why are you watching this at work?

[@kimistirednow]

Amy Clarke are you expecting her to nap with the children

[@lilysteinhoff5686]

@@kimistirednow no but I work in a daycare & while the children are sleeping we clean not play on our phones 😂

[@CassieSN1]

I had to say "Stop licking the toilet"...so there's that

[@corteiz]

As much as kids are adorable they can be unhygienic as hell lmao

[@missgreeneyesx3512]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Sweet_shelby]

CassieSN1 same 😂 I also had one downward dog into the toilet

[@Rawrz1313]

We don’t lick our friends is a good one too. 😂 toilet is definitely one of the worse things to put your mouth on though.

[@Mistic778]

@@Rawrz1313 😂 I've had to day we don't lick our friends a few times too. I've also had one try to fill a tiny tea cup with toilet water.

[@maryavatar]

One of my coworkers got a phone call from her son’s nursery and had to rush away from work. We were all concerned that he was ill or there had been an accident. No. One of the other kids had pooped, scooped it out of her underwear, and fed it to my coworker’s son. Kids are revolting. And I say that as someone who has three kids and a grandson.

[@roseland3126]

maryavatar wow, now that is a horror story!! Was her son ok afterwards? Do you know what the docs said?

[@maryavatar]

Rose Land he was fine. Apparently he puked it all back up in the car on the way to see the doctor though, so I bet that was a treat to clean up.

[@zeynepipek2902]

That's one hell of a horror story 🤢

[@heyitsgman6858]

Why did I read this before I had breakfast

[@Hessed3712]

🤮

[@mightybfool]

Lesson learned don’t get too close to children’s faces.

[@Itsmysurf]

Yup!

[@razvanruse68]

Teachers are overwelmed... so you should give them more money

[@CrazzyFrog99]

Nursery in the UK costs like £50 per day so if you're working Monday-Friday say, you'll be cashing out of your own pocket £250 per week. That's a lot and not even feasible for many single parents. Primary and secondary school is payed for by the government though so for that, yeah they definitely should be payed more :)

[@razvanruse68]

@@CrazzyFrog99 well i live in Romania .... and i dont care about nurses only teachers. I hope I didn't misunderstood your messeage.

[@CrazzyFrog99]

@@razvanruse68 Nursery is a school for very little children before they go to proper school :)

[@razvanruse68]

@@CrazzyFrog99 oh ! Didn't know ...

[@amy.louise4065]

Insanity007 not all nurseries cost £50 a day most in my area are free

[@annah7793]

Since buzzfeed is committed to doing these “horror stories” videos. They should do special ed teacher horror stories because BELIEVE ME special ed teachers have A LOT to share

[@nyahfox7851]

Anna H Yes you are sooooo right. Do we have stories!!!! And trust me they are great

[@heatherthacappr7387]

Itd be "too offensive"

[@nunyadambisness1675]

Heather ThaCappr offensive? Eh. Insensitive though, maybe. As a special needs parent I can see why for many families they’d be unable to find the humor in something like that.

[@natalieshepp641]

I feel like that could go very very wrong..but I have stories as well

[@natalieshepp641]

@@nunyadambisness1675 whateer. We still have to deal. And sometimes things are funny. Everything isn't meant to offensive.

[@beccatees7144]

I’m an infant teacher. Projectile vomiting, baby turning and sneezing mid drinking their bottle and their moms breast milk gets into your mouth, and blow outs so bad that poop is covering every inch of the babies body is an every day occurrence.

[@ashleygetfield1853]

Becca Tees same here!

[@suzycue303]

I didn't know Ashley Tisdale was a pre-school teacher!

[@Pacmale]

Iyana Rubio went right over your head, huh?

[@Thebratzbaby]

Right

[@ronnieeilert8491]

That’s what I thought too!

[@landrydixon7385]

emily is a mix of ashley tisdale and alyson stoner to me

[@ronnieeilert8491]

Landry D Yessssss!!! 👏🏻😍😱

[@mana25mh]

Why is the dinosaur in the background holding the rubber duck😂

[@Freddy_Fontaine]

To lure in children so he can eat them :)

[@HermanVonPetri]

It's the circle of life.

[@Cynararose]

Forbidden love 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️😂

[@otdtyh]

the real question is why not?

[@coffiecats]

Why doesn’t the Dino deserve to hold a cute rubber duck?

[@VermilionLotus]

"Stop licking the window." something I never thought I'd say so many times in my life... Ahh, preschoolers...

[@kaylee1769]

Toddlers are interesting creatures lol. One of my horror stories from working at a daycare, I had to keep a dozen 2 year-olds away from poop smeared on the wall and floor left from another toddler who had a blowout... The other toddlers kept running towards it yelling, “Poop!! Poop!!” Like it was candy they all wanted. 🤦🏻‍♀️I’m glad I didn’t have to clean the poop or change the messy poop covered 2 year-old so I won’t complain too much 😂

[@87coconuts]

Same! Or stop licking the shelf. I’ve said that countless times lol

[@sociallyawkwardpotato6509]

"Get your feet out of your food" A sentence my mom had to shout at my sister. Golden.

[@alison.virginia]

One of my toddlers was crying so I let her sit on my lap, and all of a sudden she stopped and got this strange look and her face. Next thing I knew she was projectile vomiting all over me . I was sitting crossed legged,so it was all over the front of my body and the back of my legs! I didn't want to upset her even more , so I was just calmly saying ",help,help,help" until the teacher on the other side of the room heard me and helped get her off me. I had to drive home and take a shower because I was just completely covered. The best part about it was the toddler was still being breast fed, so I was not only covered in vomit but also covered in her mother's breast milk. 🤢🤢🤢 Her parents gave me chocolate and a card saying sorry.😅

[@liliamendoza3721]

Oof

[@oliverdb2215]

You are amazing for not passing out when you first heard that

[@pokelover02]

At least the parents were nice about it

[@miranda5376]

Omg I would of just screamed and ran out the room and just be in total panic mode at that point not even caring about the child! I would of vomited at that moment too/:

[@endergamer7483]

@ForeverDreamWithinADream I agree, knowing she was little the main reason she was probably upset is cause she was sick.

[@yosoyileana1990]

I currently work as a preschool teacher ...I got stories FOR DAYS !

[@funbunsbunnyburrow283]

XD omg lol do tell! 😂⭐

[@DrGrant-ij1it]

Please share

[@nola3963]

ileana ramirez yes sis. I know.

[@liyahluvspurple4542]

Share please lol

[@dorianmosley423]

I think we all do

[@b64771]

Child: throws heavy rock up in air, surprisingly comes back down and splits head open Darwinism: 😎

[@canguuul]

You didn't

[@hi-mm1gh]

He learned how gravity works

[@AustinnotoRs]

O o U

[@notoriousbread2246]

Me in preschool - screamed in class - cut my hair - cussed at teachers - was gross - regret everything

[@shanedawsonluverz]

The camera person thought the backdrop was more important than the people talking? This was shot super far up

[@laurenj432]

hollandaise I didn’t notice till now😂

[@laurenmieszkalski9233]

This is one job I know I would never be able to do. Mad respect to those that do it.

[@caliwies1389]

As a preschool teacher, I've caught poop mid drop onto the floor. It rolled out of my gloves and onto my new dress, then onto the floor. My co teacher and I were cracking up in the middle of nap time.

[@maddipenz]

I’m a preschool teacher and I was subbing in a classroom and a child comes up to me and he said there’s poop in la cocina. Now I don’t know these kids by name that well and I have some very unique names in my classroom so I’m thinking a child named la cocina pooped somewhere. So I’m asking where is the poop and he kept saying la cocina. So finally I said show me where. The child proceeds to run over to the kitchen grab the poop and show me. That is the day I learned la cocina means kitchen in Spanish and I also learned you can never disinfect a classroom enough

[@fredstolemysocks2]

Two year old: *walks over* Me: hi Two: *holds out poopy hand* Me: oh you stuck your hand in your diaper cool touch nothing please thanks

[@weirdcreep954]

When I was in preschool 2 students in my class started kissing (like French kissing) and when the teachers separated them and asked what they where doing they both said “we saw mommy and daddy doing it” turns out they were brother and sister! Good job America 🇺🇸!! Edit! I will never get that vision out of my head...

[@Valentina_2006]

🤣

[@maks4031]

Oh no.....

[@Urmomisdele]

I have sweet home Alabama stuck in my head now

[@weekndconcert]

LMAOO

[@xenomorphbiologist-xx1214]

Sweet Home Alabama

[@Rawrz1313]

I’ve been peed on, got poop on me, spit, tears, blood, vomit. Everything on more than one occasion. Even on the most normal day someone who hasn’t worked with kids would be horrified😂

[@TheLilyChannelHD]

So true. I work with the older ones (mostly 4s) but there is still stuff like that on a regular basis.

[@ZombieLeo94]

So In short DO NOT EVER BRING YOUR FACE CLOSE TO A CHILD, INCLUDING YOUR OWN. Some people never learn 🤔

[@voldemortem956]

I work with toddlers, and the amount of times I’m changing diapers and they sneeze in my open mouth... too many times.

[@lilysteinhoff5686]

Same😂🤢

[@kaylee1769]

Same. 😂I feel like I’ve changed a million diapers and tons of bodily fluids 🤢I love working in childcare though

[@87coconuts]

They love to cough and sneeze right in your face😩😩

[@xenomorphbiologist-xx1214]

You could not pay me anything to do that

[@sashapulaski9600]

me to self: "maybe this isn't the BEST video to watch the night before my first day working in a daycare" me: *watches anyways*

[@laurenj432]

Sasha Pulaski Hey it’s better to be prepared🥰

[@sashapulaski9600]

Lauren J true that!

[@superprincessx5]

Sasha Pulaski I was interested in doing daycare........ I'm reconsidering that thought.

[@jaylajones2659]

Same

[@xiiv.emilia]

Sasha Pulaski I HOPE IT WAS FUNNN!! DO YOU LIKE THE JOB??

[@starzzzy22]

I need a whole "teacher horror story" series because those of us who have taught *know* horror.

[@clarev.377]

IKR? When I first taught kindergarten, I never imagined having to start with, “No kids, it’s not okay to say the ‘f’ word or slap anyone in the face for bumping into you in line.” 🙄 Or, according to my coworker, “No, it’s not okay to use scissors as a weapon to cut someone’s hand or hair.” 🤭 Oh, and the parents can be far worse than the kids. Parents: “My child would never do something like that. They’re only 5 and still learning, so they should be forgiven for anything! (Even if they threw a whole tantrum, trashed the classroom, and threw a chair across the room at other students) 😑

[@thatssowashington]

being a preschool teacher who spends a lot of time in our infant classroom, i once had a child who had a poop blowout all the way to their shoulders. DEFINITELY do not get paid enough.

[@michellecunningham5392]

Starr Gar Their SHOULDERS? HOW?!

[@brittanylacroix411]

I feel sorry for the woman that had to explain death to a bunch of children, what an experience that must have been 😂😂😂 comical but dreadful

[@samanthawatson658]

I worked with one-year-olds this summer and we had a stomach bug go through that gave them nasty diarrhea that would come out of their diapers randomly when you picked them up. lots of shirts were thrown away that week

[@laurenj432]

Samantha Watson aww poor babies🥺

[@Urmomisdele]

Lauren J it’s the babies you’re worried about?

[@laurenj432]

Felix Felicis Yeah being sick and in pain sucks, sorry it bothers you that I care🤗

[@joannabratton5941]

‘’Children, let’s all remember to keep our hands out of our pants”

[@Valentina_2006]

Yep I had a girl every quiet time hands in her pants lol

[@violettosler1241]

Omg the girl in the pink looks SO much like Ashley tisdale

[@Pacmale]

Violet Tosler scrolled down long wondering if anyone else thought that! She’s like a mix between Ashley Tisdale and Elizabeth Olsen!

[@melaninbaby3043]

Who?

[@thecreativeemi7056]

Been through pretty much all of these and more! Infant teacher here. It’s a bad day when you get puked down your shirt, major blowout on your lap and teething babies all in the same day. We’ve had that kind of vomiting scene before and it’s not fun. You go home with snot, smelling like spit up or poop, and care doesn’t end after work because I have a toddler myself. Daycare/preschool teachers need better pay for this type of job. It takes certain people to have the patience to raise these children to have the basic building blocks of success. We are the start of the future for these children.

[@kellybrennan3680]

My favorite series is “preschool teachers play never have I ever” please do more with these four ppl

[@priyajain8382]

Finally a teacher's video😂 lets be honest teachers are multi taskers cuz we are doing so much all the time

[@kaylee1769]

Yup especially when it comes to toddlers 😂

[@akuaik.100]

I have mad respect for every Preschool teacher. I couldn't stand spending everyday taking care of children 😬

[@allidarlene2055]

I could never be a teacher with all the throw up

[@Urmomisdele]

Same my emetephobia is like “nopnopnopnop”

[@jordanwright2030]

I have four kids 5 years and under, sounds like a Tuesday to me lol

[@studioskim3]

I taught first grade... omg, never again. I teach high school, and THAT is more my speed. I can give attitude to my students when they give me attitude, and they get it.

[@louabellai]

Once upon a time, it was a Tuesday..

[@lilycornell1432]

my mom is a preschool teacher and the stories she tells me... 🤢

[@TheLilyChannelHD]

angrylemon yeah, when you’re a preschool teacher these stories just sound like a regular Tuesday (source: taking a preschool aide class at my school)

[@Urmomisdele]

My aunt is also a preschool teacher and she tells me the cute stories. She has had a story almost exactly the same as the pukepocalypse

[@charchar4931]

I was probably part of all these stories

[@karmtheperson9510]

jokes on u I didn't go to preschool 😏

[@abandonedaccount9438]

i didn’t go to preschool so, hah!

[@heybrrd]

Wow... This couldn't have come at a better time. I've just filled out a 30 page packet and completed an online orientation to go to the physical orientation on Friday to become a substitute for preschools and elementary grades in the city district here... I couldn't be more excited! Working with kids is honestly the greatest thing in the world. Although yes, there are a few mishaps here and there, but overall it's the most rewarding experience.

[@ANNA-fg3rz]

supertoon61 well.... uh that’s great! hope none of these things happen!

[@cewe2003]

K5 horror story: tying a shoelace when it isn’t raining outside…………why is it wet my friend??? Why????

[@weebuwidespread339]

I have a memory from preschool. Crazy Teacher: (shows picture) What is this? Me: a car Crazy Teacher: what type of car? Me: it’s a car Crazy Teacher: it’s a taxi. Do u know what a taxi is? Me: no Crazy Teacher: 30 MINUTE TIME OUT!

[@DannysFoodTravel]

Danny is sitting here, watching this... and eating a hamburger 😀

[@jillievanilli1767]

I had a pre schooler hand me a booger

[@missgreeneyesx3512]

This happened to one of my colleagues 🤣🤣 she turned round to him and said "I don't want it, put it in a tissue" 🤣

[@jillievanilli1767]

I was reading a story in front of the group and he just walked up and said "here." I had tissues in my pocket.

[@kaylee1769]

Oh my lol. I had to clean poop off the floor RIGHT IN FRONT of the toilet from a 5 year-old 😨

[@Itsmysurf]

That has definitely happenes to me too.

[@FantasticCamilo]

The Pictures in my head is darn cute!

[@sanny-nk9re]

Keeley seems like a very caring person.

[@ammarashoaib5336]

I would really like to see the spa/beauty therapists answering questions people want to ask or their experiences cuz they have super nice and thrilled stories to tell 😇😇

[@zed4643]

Ugh this is why I’m mortified of kids

[@aromans2333]

I just love how all these childless people are so freaked out by the normal grossness of children.

[@TheLilyChannelHD]

A Romans childless but preschool aide. This video is a Wednesday for me. (I don’t teach on Tuesday so I had to improvise)

[@Zanders459]

These all seem like great candidates for pre school teachers. SO WHOLESOME!

[@kaycollarfeild]

Despite this video, I will keep training to be a nursery teacher haha

[@Trent2002W]

Once in preschool I pissed myself after the teacher asked if I needed to go to the bathroom and I was potty trained and had no diaper and the teacher was mad 😂

[@AngelJuliet]

As a parent can I just say you teachers are my hero’s! I can remember some of my teachers from grade school and some of them were amazing!

[@Purekarma29]

Teachers need to get paid more! These stories are funny🤣they are so patient

[@noakatie]

video: starts me: sees that emily has a nose ring me again: i bet one of the horror stories is someone pulling on that

[@dillhoop12]

Start of video people what's the worst that can happen After: OH GOSH THIS IS HORRIBLE

[@kaylee1769]

Wanna hear one of my horror stories from working at a daycare? 😂 I had to clean up poop a 5 year-old left IN FRONT of the toilet!! 😨I also had to keep a dozen 2 year-olds away from poop smeared on the wall left from another toddler who had a blowout... The other toddlers kept running towards it yelling, “Poop!! Poop!!” Like it was candy they all wanted 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

[@kellyncapps5033]

I am a preschool teacher....I have cleaned diarrhea out of a child's hair all the way down to his socks... It was also all over the floor and on the slide... And then it got on other kids... It was by far the worst day of preschool I've ever had.

[@Itsmysurf]

That sounds horrible (but im still laughing xD )

[@nola3963]

Ah. I remembered when my preschooler puked on my shoes 😫😫. It was in the middle of the day. I had hall duty at the end of the day 😭

[@DumebiLea]

Lol @ pukepocalypse. She is so pretty btw

[@aaliyah1652]

what is this framing tho? way too much head room

[@littleblueorchid]

O man this is right up my alley. I too am a preschool teacher and the horror stories I have. Soon after experiencing potty trained kids having the runs I have learned and told all my co workers where ever I work. The day I ask you for a regular kitchen size trash bag you know it’s going down. I was lucky my boss walked in and I told her “(insert boss name) hurry I need a trash bag! It has happened!” She knew immediately and got me a trash bag and bleach cleaner and towels. If you want to know this is to bag the lower part of the child up as we transport them form where ever they are to the bathroom so as to not drip and track the poop/ biohazards through out the school. (Welcome! This will be a useful tip for anyone with kids)

[@veonchoi6939]

I’m a toddler educator. I remember the time when we had circle time and a child sat on my lap. 10 minutes in I started to smell poop somewhere. We checked the kids diapers and couldn’t find it so we just assumed it was fart. Another 10min later, the child on my lap stood up and in the corner of my eye I saw something falling out of her shirt. I looked down and it was a big chunk of mushy poop that was pushed up from her diaper into her shirt. The poop was all over the carpet and my clothes 🙂 it was a Monday morning. Had to treat myself to a good dinner after cause it’s just no way to start the week.

[@Heavenlynyaaa]

Teachers deserve higher pay for what they be going through on a regular basis

[@recoil53]

People want their tax cuts more.

[@MizukiLovesDraco]

Is it bad that, as a preschool teacher, I enjoyed discussing those difficult topics with my students? I always liked being able to share complex ideas with them and gauge how much they are able to comprehend.

[@alyssalincoln5159]

I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve been sneezed on, puked on, popped on, and peed on while working with Twos. Then the fun of being understaffed so you can’t go home to change

[@87coconuts]

Alyssa Lincoln Thats why you always gotta extra clothes nearby Lol! I’ve worked at 3 centers and I always bring extra pants and shirts because you’re bound to get some bodily fluids on you

[@jamaicaqueens87]

Ohh nooo I start my internship this week as a student teacher. Y’all are about to traumatize me 🤦🏽‍♀️😂😂

[@ifiresidegirls]

No once the one year olds move to the 2 year old room we ask parents to not send their children in onesies it’s extremely annoying when they want to sit on the potty sometimes.

[@try8042]

My horror story. I had a child sitting on my lap. He had diarrhea, was non verbal, and potty training. We are sitting and singing and all of a sudden a warm smelly sensation hits my thighs. Yup he pooped runny diarrhea on me. Just my luck that day my husband dropped me off. Just last week I lifted a child and she spit/coughed spit wad right in my mouth. My goodness it was gross.

[@TheBogbo]

I was kicked out of my first preschool.

[@samianawaz6863]

Yeah , what did you do? 🤔

[@funbunsbunnyburrow283]

Uh lol why?

[@carleyballard4173]

Same

[@kaylee1769]

How??

[@starryu__]

Good job

[@WavasWay]

I can definitely relate to this video, I am a former preschool teacher and I have some horror stories. I had a boy playing on a hippity hip ball, he rolled off and hit his chin which mad him bite his tongue. Mom can and got him, long story short he broke his jaw and had to get it wired shut 😱

[@mykolashazeras8724]

1:42 she got a trauma thats why 😂

[@justcalista3809]

When I was in preschool I punched another girl in the arm because she didn’t do what I said... I feel bad for my preschool teacher.

[@nueroptera]

That'll happen

[@chloehunt6927]

Should have STNAs and CNAs do this

[@LivingMyLife22]

Teachers deserve more money and resources

[@kathleenmms]

I spent the first three months teaching kindergarten sick. I got spit on, pissed on, pooped on. They stuck their fingers in my mouth that they also put in their pants. I will never teach any children younger than 7 ever again.

[@GauthierA83]

Once during naptime when I thought all the kids were asleep, I realized that one of the kids was sitting on her mat! I go to see her and ask what she’s doing up then realized that she took off her pull up and she handed me a pile of poop! I literally went historical with poop in my hand and quickly ran to the bathroom to dispose it! Grossest thing ever!

[@Valentina_2006]

Sooooo anyone have parent stories? I'm a preschool teacher and I almost had a parent try to fight my assistant.... yep.. fun times lol

[@mina_9941]

I’m a preschool teacher and in my experience there have been countless horror stories 🤣

[@paigeleonarf8844]

The puke thing has definitely happened at least four times in my six year daycare career

[@porpoisethepurpose6768]

lol, when I was a toddler, my mom said to clean my room or she’d sell everything on the floor, so then I just started taking stuff out of my room that I didn’t want and putting it on the floor right in front of her and telling her to sell it. BONUS STORY My mom said to give her the things I didn’t want anymore, and I gave her a air freshener that was plugged into my wall. She said it wouldn’t sell but I told her to just try it. *A one dollar air freshener my mom bought for me sold for ten dollars on ebay.*

[@Furiends]

"Its all a cycle" is actually an excellent way to explain death to a toddler.

[@Sallyisfailingtofunctionx]

Honestly as a care assistant this is some low level stuff 😂

[@vikkil8804]

Guys this is random but why does everyone hate buzzfeed, I’m genuinely curious about what they did

[@midnightmist2358]

They’ve stole creator’s ideas. Some workers have made ridiculous videos like about “manspreading”

[@cazzawee]

I worked in a nursery for a week for work experience during high school and got peed on 3 times. No thank you!

[@loisgriffen_qu33f]

Please more kindergarten teacher horror storys

[@mixedvege]

Yep, you pretty quickly learn to recognise the postures and expressions that precede projectile vomiting. But honestly that’s fine. The poonami, the snot on your shoulders, the attack cuddles that knock you over... it’s all worth the privilege of being a preschool teacher. I wouldn’t trade my days with those hilarious, cuddly little weirdos for anything.

[@angelicabianca631]

You think those stories are bad, I’ll tell you some real horror stories. The worst part of being a preschool teacher isn’t blood, vomit, and poop. Nope. The emotional upheaval for children of divorce, deaths in the family, and all kinds of abuse. I ended many of my days crying on the floor of the shower when I was a preschool teacher.

[@mepoli33]

Wait... you're telling me... these parents expected a toddler to be self sufficient in potty training with a onesie on?... WHAT ALTERNATE DIMENSION ARE THEY FROM?

[@87coconuts]

mepoli33 It happens more than you think🤦🏽‍♀️

[@mepoli33]

@@87coconuts oh no, I know! I'm a daycare teacher. This is so aggravating!

[@gigantictaco3572]

How much are these people being paid to talk smack about their students

[@GabilishesBaby]

One time during my first trimester of this pregnancy, I was with a mix of toddlers and preschoolers alone in the classroom before school started. I had bad nausea at the time but I was able to keep it down whenever I was at work. Me and a two-year-old had just eaten the same breakfast. A sausage and cheddar breakfast sandwich from Starbucks. He ate those every morning and I had decided to treat myself with one that morning. Everything was going fine when he started puking. I’m talking projectile vomiting a few feet, at least six or seven times. After the first puke I lifted him up and carried him over to a sink and held him over the sink while he puked. As soon as he was done, I started projectile vomiting. Several parents walked in to drop off their children during this ordeal and just turned around and left with their children.

[@elizagoebel5515]

I had a girl scream cry for 8 of my 9 hour shift at a preschool. For five days. No potty breaks for 6 hours and no support from admin

[@estellawellons1281]

Thanks for taking full responsibility. Usually people will denie the whole thing

[@Alexis-do9zd]

emily looks like ashley tisdale and alyson stoner in one human body

[@ginagina909]

Now if we can only get paid a little bit more for all the fun we have.

[@kaylee1769]

For real!! Working at a daycare, so many of my coworkers are single moms and they gotta work overtime everyday just to pay bills. It’s not fair, because we’re teaching the future generation!

[@cloud-lw6np]

One time in kindergarten I puked because I ate my cookie before my carrots. (It was actually because I had a lot of sugar before that because I snuck into the candy drawer at home but my teachers told me it was because I had sugar before eating the healthy food so I wouldn't do it again)

[@scootwinch]

@2:11 that’s exactly what you hear when you’re in that specific situation. Me: “Oh it’s okay now, it’s over.” Narrator: “It was not over.” *mwa ha ha* Edit: @3:47 yep

[@danieltorres1974]

For this video, at least none of these stories ended with a student exposing themselves or naked.