Cab Stories & China Town - SleepyCast

[@jaykim9570]

That's one of the most closest Korean middle aged men impression I've ever heard.

[@sockmon1]

The timing, the pitch and the enthusiasm, holy shit the enthusiasm is on point.

[@wolfgangallanalhazred802]

Zach escalates a hostage situation

[@TheRealTorG]

FUCK i didn't expect to see your thumbnail... fucking dr caligari scared the FUCK out of me man. Change that shit!

[@Guerrilla-Green]

The sleepycast fake ads always remind me of the fake ads in the Grand theft autos.

[@miller619619]

I’m new to SC and I’m a fan of oney but god damn Zach is the funniest dude on this podcast.

[@drewm326]

Agreed my friend

[@GoogleAids]

Its like a superhero duo but the sidekick does the work

[@drewm326]

Google Aids you said it so well

[@hunkpapa5843]

Jeff is my favourite purely for his wonderful laugh

[@JokeDeity2]

Zach is the funniest guy regardless of context, unless Norm MacDonald is on the list.

[@rutger5510]

0:06-0:09 I like how Jon went from "chinese taxi driver" to full bill cosby mode in 3 seconds

[@danielprice321]

Woah, your right...

[@bingle2484]

wow what a racist

[@yoyhue1678]

Jon always defaults to Bill Cosby when he loses the impression XD

[@ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow]

gene pool

[@Alex-oz9eh]

@@bingle2484 eat a fart

[@stevegreiver5286]

the music in the backround has the quality of being the loudest music without interrupting or messing with the voices, not once was it too loud yet was always on my mind. i like this

[@RickJaeger]

HEY HEY WELCOME TO CRAAAZY TAXI

[@G4Bunnygirlextrainseason2]

@Dick Thick'em *haha! 18 minutes to come get here for you guys- bd Joe*

[@bigsmoke1156]

@Dick Thick'emITS ALL I WAAAANT!!!

[@thehammurabichode7994]

I didnt realize the person talking was Jon untill like 2 minutes in I should die

[@xurtxobain3285]

I had to look up the original video on KZbin to see if it was Jon.

[@psytastic2215]

JonTron Jon?

[@xurtxobain3285]

+Psytastic Yes.

[@thehammurabichode7994]

Psytastic "Tonjon Ron"*

[@DeOxygenation_]

4 for me :/

[@MuttBic]

Out of all the sleepycast clips this one made me laugh hard the most- edit: there needs to be an animation collab of this video in between 1:13 and 4:01

[@disky1784]

Zack just seems to create chaos wherever he goes

[@morgancasey]

Johns laugh at 14:08 is the best sound I’ve heard in a while

[@gorillazhead]

He was the best part of Game Grumps; Arin isn't funny and Dan isn't funny enough to carry the show like Jon did.

[@jackleskovac3246]

The jersey devil used to freak the shit out of me and poptropica didn’t help

[@samcast1676]

Just searched it up and yeah I can imagine that staying with me for a week or two.

[@cosmicdahlia]

poptropica got me interested in it, that whole setup of you driving through the woods, then you get faked out in the attic only for it to appear in the window was the scariest shit back in the day

[@jackleskovac3246]

qwertykid i screamed while i was playing on my grandparents computer

[@themanwiththegoldengooch9811]

I remember seeing that when playing the it scared the shit out of me.

[@Tom-jy6mc]

I'm so happy seeing other people being scared by that thing. Walking by that window was legitimately one of the first times I actually got scared by a game

[@pyrotechnick420]

Meanwhile in the last 6 years, Uber has become a lot more expensive bc that was their plan all along, after they cornered the market.

[@gorillazhead]

Mick yelling in Chinese with Cory giggling in the background always cheers me up.

[@spoupsmcdoups]

Jon’s taxi story will always be funny as shit to me no matter how many times I hear

[@CMDsquared]

Finally, this is the best of I was looking for

[@CalacasChidas22]

The sleepycast was one of the things that make me stop only playing on my pc and start doing shit outside to have my own histories

[@Beunibster]

Tell us your tales

[@Fang_Tooth]

what legendary stories have you had

[@gnarledcox]

​@@Fang_Tooth leave him alone he's tired, can't you read?

[@Fang_Tooth]

@@gnarledcox no

[@someguy779]

Preferred drunk listening for lonely people

[@Cancelableoffense]

Love how relatable this is to New Yorkers I feel safe here

[@fuerlingerp]

"North-Korean" *gong* "Middle eastern" *ULULULULUU* "Russian" *tetris theme* I fucking died laughing

[@eleckson]

"I don't tip Ubers because they don't seem to want it." - JonTron.

[@mudchumper9913]

I think he meant with physical cash.

[@kekero540]

I fucking love Zach so much.

[@drumboarder1]

That ad was legendary

[@syzonax]

The Popetato joke caught me off guard

[@citrusblast4372]

Have you done the iron chef segment in the suicide cooking fun time? Where cory makes a dish using passion fruit as a secret ingredient?

[@bestofsleepycast3471]

No, but I can upload it

[@thefunkyrolo]

New York sounds like hell

[@Crim_5009]

Staten Island and queens are alright

[@adrianrivas3089]

No

[@nowhereman6019]

It always has been.

[@adrianrivas3089]

@@nowhereman6019 ye

[@kekula69]

I vacationed there, never again

[@redheadjedi2653]

This is my favorite sleepycast episode

[@sometimeslol5578]

I woulda just been like "yea bro!" I am easily infected by enthusiasm

[@felixgutierrez993]

That ending sounded EXACTLY like what would play in a GTA3 Radio station!

[@ModernOddity728]

Omfg that bit at the end is like the gold you hear on talk shows in GTA. lmfaoo

[@YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt]

I wish jontron still uploaded videos.

[@janahoeningmusic]

On Twitter he said he's working on one rn but he wants to take his time, which is why it took so long, but it won't take too much longer. Big boi Jon is gonna come back with a boom.

[@suckersupreme4380]

Boom, it happened

[@jonathanstone7273]

Happy now?

[@TheRobertR]

Ayyyyyy lmao

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

Better put some flex glue on that mouth, keep the demons from getting out

[@OnlineAldo]

Jon's impression is so fucking good

[@crisrobles3425]

Lmao, that ad at the end.

[@ChaosAura452]

Uber drivers will always want to accept tips, Uber does not calculate in a tip when a driver gets paid

[@Sip_Dhit]

Depends on the timing, Idk if they still do but they used to include tips in how your paid resulting in you not getting a tip because you pay uber then uber pays them (might've been Lyft)

[@TheGenowolf]

Lyft is way better atleast in Boston

[@CaptainHalibut]

Genowolf they’re honestly both pretty good. One time last winter I got stuck on the Red line for over an hour because of snow in the tracks and they closed the train down... Über was allllll over the Station, there had to be dozens on Lyft and Über drivers waiting to pick up stranded commuters.

[@TheGenowolf]

Captain Halibut I remember that I mean I personally like lyft I feel as if Uber has a lot of weirdos I mean I know most people do both now but when it first started it was so weird

[@CaptainHalibut]

Genowolf I personally don’t like using Lyft OR Uber, i just call local Taxi companies because they charge about the same and don’t do surge pricing, plus in some places there are never any Uber’s around anyway.

[@BovineDesigns]

I'm love animated you can tell Jon becomes when he's imitating the guy

[@captainjetpack]

Zach and JonTron together is gold

[@TheVikingDoctor]

8:42 When Uber guys tell you to use Lyft, it is because you are not tipping and they are trying to offload you as a customer. Pizza guys will tell you to order from the competition if you stiff them enough times as well. Edit: 10:18 oh, none of you guys tip. Yikes.

[@Grimoriumm]

nobody tips except americans

[@pyrotechnick420]

That's sadistic to never tip. They probably think it's a scam or something lol 🙄

[@ddsvelder9866]

Jon sounds like Timon from Lion King

[@livinirony385]

I can’t unhear that now

[@griffinfrench]

joe neid Zach sounds like Pumbaa

[@UltimateThanos]

Only not gay.

[@alucidfrost]

I remember that news footage, my school went into lock down because of the shooter. Never really thought about other places hearing about it. Weird.

[@fuckiopussigetti453]

It reached national news because it was the cameraman who did it and then iced himself like a few feet away

[@WittyOriginalUsername]

@@fuckiopussigetti453it was a dude behind the cameraman I think. In the video he’s like behind and to the left of the cameraman so nobody notices him

[@booates]

how else it be

[@albert_kempowillenborg1707]

Hey cabbie, tell me a story Now available in Amazon

[@roachdoggjr54]

16:14

[@E_blanknamehere]

All the Stars are here All the Stars

[@shadefoxthepenguin]

I heard that in Las Vegas Taxi Cabbers and Uber Drivers will actively fight with each other for customers.

[@masterofbloopers]

Originally, Satan was a servant of God who was often deployed to the mortal realm to test humanity’s faith in God by tempting them with various sinful desires. I can believe that he made the Pope.

[@robbmitchell7846]

Wow that ending lolol

[@gregxcelente4271]

Look at it this way, Taxi Co. are doing Surge charging 24/7

[@TurtleCano]

Jon's impressions are fucking hysterical im crying lmao

[@loosenoose]

As a full time Uber driver, please tip us. JFC. The summer has not been good. Also, I love the story lol. If I picked up you sweet bois on your way from church choir practice to the pizza hut, I'd have treasured the moment lol

[@duncanevans8937]

Oh shit that’s jontron!

[@xurtxobain3285]

The ending aged poorly with all the Uber murderers lately...

[@notinspectorgadget]

Im surprised nobody talks about all of those ubers getting raped, I mean jeez I get it cars are cool but still

[@deviantknight7009]

They cant predict the future lol

[@kekula69]

That ad is literally making fun of uber

[@waltermoment739]

I knew that was jon right away holy shit

[@iviayhemplays4095]

Uber is way more expensive than Lyft. They're both more expensive than a regular cab..

[@brettwheeler174]

Dog I've been to where that happened

[@jimmcphearson7252]

Honest question. Why does everybody dislike Israel?

[@wumbojet]

Jim McPhearson Political tension, constant war, terrorism, poverty, delinquency, and a couple other things

[@rutger5510]

because jews? ... No, but seriously, mostly just the tension between Palestine, and of course the war

[@CloudBlitzer]

Al Draws Are you Cory's mom, because you seem to really like bullshit conspiracies

[@thehammurabichode7994]

Jim McPhearson *This is the best conceivable place to seek political wisdom*

[@mario53680]

Jim McPhearson they use white phosphorus on Palestinian urban areas, they kill barely armed Palestinian kids for throwing rocks, they control US foreign policy with their AIPAC lobby, and they collude with Saudi Arabia and all the Sunni states which promote terrorism and slavery

[@Holdontohappiness]

Woah woah woah, did Mick really just say that the Chinese stopped something in Taipei, Taiwan? This boy is an extremist.

[@mangomangay7747]

Improv/storymode Jontron is Godtier

[@strawhatdaniel1689]

Bruh they predicted joker

[@blizzleberrydeluxe29]

Lol which part??

[@roshambo447]

You’re not straw hat Daniel >:(

[@strawhatdaniel1689]

RoShamBo but I am

[@UltimateThanos]

Mick adds nothing but lies, deceit and betrayal to the conversation.

[@anon4u]

I love how the Korean guy sounds like an arab

[@DrHachx]

I like how jon is defending ppl from zach but nowa days everyone hates jon for being racist what a weird world

[@seansmith6255]

Not everyone

[@christianmalone1857]

omg please tip your uber and lyft drivers... we def take tips lol

[@grosezero8834]

Never

[@bracedfob9188]

Make me want to.

[@spartanforce7]

Earn it.

[@SirBladewind]

I was an Uber and I wished more people tipped me. I had people hit me in the head, throw up in my car, creepily stare at me, touch me wayyy too fuckin much, ect. A good tip would make all that bad stuff wash away and really helped. Don't be a dick. Tip your Ubers people. They deal with the craziest shit and they deserve it.

[@Ze_Bee4828]

it's also a side job, not their main job, it's their choice

[@WittyOriginalUsername]

You were a car? Oh wow, that must have been an expensive surgery to become human. It’s Uber DRIVER. Taxi drivers don’t say “when I was a taxi”