"You know if you lived here you'd be home by now". An unbeatable real estate agent.
@flamingbeaver94148 ай бұрын
“You’re fired…” “…and with good cause” 😂
@ATomRileyAАй бұрын
He now works for the disney CGI department
@GroomlakeArea51 Жыл бұрын
Barney falling on the roof of the pillow factory then getting run over by a marshmallow truck is top tier comedy
@alexoblivion9295 Жыл бұрын
You're a factory
@TheDarkbluerock Жыл бұрын
That's what non-alcoholic champagne does to you...
@dendenp9 Жыл бұрын
@@TheDarkbluerock i don't understand that
@TheDarkbluerock Жыл бұрын
@@dendenp9 He drank non-alcoholic champagne and then went on an "alcohol"-fueled jet-pack ride followed by the "pillow factory"-accident. My comment was a satirical spin on the "that's what drugs do to you" line.
@dendenp9 Жыл бұрын
@@TheDarkbluerock i still don't understand haha
@Joseph-bj1kb9 ай бұрын
"Everythings coming up milhouse" invaded my brain, created a space and will not leave
@kristijoy130135 ай бұрын
It's something I've been known to say
@user-zw1fx2bd1sАй бұрын
My cuff are bone dry!
@katietaylor8314 Жыл бұрын
I love how as soon as Barney drinks the non-alcoholic champagne he not only somehow manages to get shitfaced but also immediately reverts to his original body shape.
@billolsen43609 ай бұрын
Remember the episode when Homer gets Barney to drink beer for the 1st time when they were in high school?
@anorourke86829 ай бұрын
@@billolsen4360Lol yep - apparently it wasn’t Homer’s fault. Barney’s decline was an inevitability.
@bostonrailfan24278 ай бұрын
there’s a sad truth in that comedy: nonalcoholic doesn’t mean no alcohol, it just means there’s less than a certain percentage of alcohol…sadly, it’s actually true for alcoholics that they can be so intoned to alcohol that they’re going to to relapse if they drink even nonalcoholic wine 😳 this is why nouthwash is banned from many sober houses!
@somehow_not_helpfulATcrap6 ай бұрын
Non alcoholic does not mean it has no alcohol. You can get drinks down to 0.0% alcohol but legal definitions are usually around 1.5% to 0.5% depending on where you are so its a bit sketchy to think of it as totally alcohol free. Its actually considered a problem for recovering alcoholics to have non alcoholic drinks because that little bit it can have can be psychoactive and a damaged liver can really struggle with it.
@somehow_not_helpfulATcrap6 ай бұрын
@@bostonrailfan2427 Its usually a hair over 1.2% in most places around the world before its considered alcohol. Tax reasons mostly, the other is taste. The reason non alcoholic beer tastes a lot like beer is that little bit of alcohol.
@brycetsawyer11 ай бұрын
“It begins!” Is my fav drinking statement very few understand
@CatFight7011 ай бұрын
I say that all the time. lol
@BLink2fu10 ай бұрын
Is it from a classic movie or book?
@herbschnerbler75009 ай бұрын
The first couple days of a relapse are unrivaled
@CalamityCain8 ай бұрын
@@CatFight70Me too, but in German. In the German dubbed version, Barney says "Es geht wieder los!" (It begins again) in this really irritating way, I love it so much. One of the few shows that I prefer to watch in German
@Leo-qe3gl8 ай бұрын
@@CalamityCainwir haben mit der deutschen synkro der ersten Staffeln aber auch wirklich Glück. Die ist äußerst gelungen 😊
@SimRacingVeteran8 ай бұрын
I was 6 when I started watching The Simpsons. Today I turned 40 and I still love The Simpsons.
@SomeUnnoticedAnimatorAndEditor8 ай бұрын
SIMPSON IS LIFE 🥶
@bamadave837 ай бұрын
Almost exactly the same!
@Leo-qe3gl6 ай бұрын
+1😌
@nocturnalrecluse12166 ай бұрын
I miss the simpsons golden age.
@Vitih7046 ай бұрын
Math doesn't add up
@michael-so6bj Жыл бұрын
"It's not just a bug, it's the queen of SOMETHING!!!"
@DetectiveTrupo203 Жыл бұрын
12, 15, 703!
@glewis954611 ай бұрын
Not even remotely funny though was it?
@michael-so6bj11 ай бұрын
@@glewis9546 Wow, who spit in your coffee this morning?
@elijahmeilak290611 ай бұрын
@@glewis9546Yeah I didn’t find that one very funny either but you don’t have to shit over someone who clearly *did* find it funny.
@sdghtjsdcgs11 ай бұрын
@@glewis9546 Yeah. New simpsons is trash, isn't it?
@silentedict4256 Жыл бұрын
I love the implication that NASA just has emergency jetpacks lying around.
@bonniehowell920610 ай бұрын
As someone from Brevard county I actually found that more believe than Cape Canaveral having a pillow factory and marshmallow delivery service nearby.
@B.sacamano9 ай бұрын
Dadada badoo
@zeekasykes30988 ай бұрын
Always made me laugh too, Barney’s take on Charge! but he’s hammered and has to play his own tune. The result is hilarity. Similar to when Homer is drooling at Maude Flanders in the low cut dress, but he actually just wants some pretzels. “Not those pretzels, (whispers) the ones at the bottom”.
@SamuelBlack845 ай бұрын
Jetpacks are garbage and barely work
@sofakingonmynuts14383 ай бұрын
@@SamuelBlack84 that's why they are only used for emergencies, duh. 🤦
@madcat789 Жыл бұрын
7:37 "Mr Hutz! I didn't know you sold real estate." "You didn't? We should talk more often, Marge." I don't know why but this interaction just seems so genuine, like she's really happy to see him and he's very happy to see her.
@SlainOracle11 ай бұрын
Marge's is sincere, but Hutz most definitely just wants to get some money out of her lol
@dem755611 ай бұрын
Right? Thought the same, like they are old high school friends
@moonscar11910 ай бұрын
Phil Hartmann's acting is dripping with excellence
@rawmaw3 ай бұрын
by him seeing her more means helping her in court, which means earning him more money
@JayMaverick11 күн бұрын
Easy pickings for the sleazy salesman. 😂
@johnathanryan2117 Жыл бұрын
Love how Barneys hair immediately becomes tousled when he has a drop of champagne....
@sidvyas8549 Жыл бұрын
it was non-alcoholic 😭
@lap911 ай бұрын
Lol
@squatchjosh113110 ай бұрын
And he gains a good 50 pounds
@bostonrailfan24278 ай бұрын
@@sidvyas8549nonalcoholic doesn’t mean no alcohol, especially with wines and beers 😉
@Leo-qe3gl8 ай бұрын
I saw that too😂
@NeuralNetProcessor Жыл бұрын
"In a way, you're both winners. But in another, more accurate way, Barney is the winner."
@alexadelaide Жыл бұрын
“I need the biggest seed bell you have” “No, that’s too big”
@TheCherrykye Жыл бұрын
Lisa’s dead cat poem never fails to make me laugh
@random__joe Жыл бұрын
No Deal!
@molliver69 Жыл бұрын
SHE LIED SHE LIED!!!
@PartnershipsForYou Жыл бұрын
Why couldn’t that Chrysler hit me instead?
@highlandspain160 Жыл бұрын
Haha reminded me also Of Data's cat poem from Star Trek!
@random__joe Жыл бұрын
@@highlandspain160 ode to spot
@user-wu7qp6ii8y10 ай бұрын
I never noticed, Lisa laying on her side with all the kids, she has the tv turned on it's side too. The subtle detail of classic Simpsons was too much.
@kat32179 ай бұрын
Oh whattt good eye! That honestly makes the scene even funnier
@navega39979 ай бұрын
Lol wow good catch
@Leo-qe3gl8 ай бұрын
Hi Angel pie😂
@DJ_ODSY6 ай бұрын
I've been doing it for over a decade with my laptop when I try to sleep, but that's a great detail especially for back then!
@zroutube Жыл бұрын
...O R S Y N A G O G U E.
@kamilslololololololololo1464Ай бұрын
Any Questions?
@olliefoxx7165Ай бұрын
@@kamilslololololololololo1464Are there any REAL questions?
@mastercontrol46910 ай бұрын
Thrillho was a great character, wish we’d seen more of him.
@zeekasykes30988 ай бұрын
Has been my name on every video game and several fantasy football teams since sometime in the mid 90s.
@somethingelse44248 ай бұрын
@@zeekasykes3098You have an impressive legacy, and I envy you.
@quar_07 ай бұрын
everything's comin up THRILLPOOL___
@DavidVerbout8 күн бұрын
@@quar_0 THRILLPOOL 🤣
@jboers833 ай бұрын
“That’ll teach him to bust my Tomater.” Gets me every time😂
@CLuvTravels Жыл бұрын
"We had quite a discussion on the funniest way to reveal them to you" lol
@AndrewSpringer112 Жыл бұрын
Tragic that Apu’s other 7 kids don’t have faces
@ivanm1011 ай бұрын
So weird I saw this live and I remember they did
@xDJxGNOMx9 ай бұрын
they did, it's just because of video compression
@venda.havelkaАй бұрын
6:18 Now that’s a face
@gingerg85 Жыл бұрын
Thrillho is such a great gag
@bibcay262211 ай бұрын
How
@jaysonraphaelmurdock881211 ай бұрын
I know at least 5 women who should have that as a nickname.
@GahMorninJulia2 ай бұрын
Diff season but “Ralphie, get off the stage sweetheart” has always stuck and is why I love calling my son and nephews ‘sweethearts’. 🤣
@JacobEmch91 Жыл бұрын
“Hasta la vista, Abey.” Lol
@outdoorfanatics4596 Жыл бұрын
Seasons 3 -10 were just the ultimate pinnacle
@jbmuggins8815 Жыл бұрын
2 to 8
@tailsprower1253 Жыл бұрын
3-12 , season 13 and everything after sucks.
@jbmuggins8815 Жыл бұрын
@@tailsprower1253 season two is vastly superior to 11 and 12
@darkbrightnorth Жыл бұрын
@@jbmuggins8815season two is very dry. Season 12 and 11 might not always have the same level of thought but at least they are usually funny.
@darkbrightnorth Жыл бұрын
Some of the last few episodes in the two newest seasons are also starting back on the right track.
@madcat789 Жыл бұрын
10:25 The utter revulsion on her face, coupled with her noise and shudder, just makes the scene gold.
@ruthrobles45948 ай бұрын
Who even was that?
@shawn5768 ай бұрын
@@ruthrobles4594 It's from the episode when Darlene was Bart's neighbor. That woman is the mother. It had a thelma and louise ending.
@jane19753 ай бұрын
@@ruthrobles4594Her name was Ruth Powers and she briefly lived next door with her teenage daughter whom Bart crushed on but was heartbroken when she fell for Jumbo Jones one of the resident bullies.
@DaMultiPurpose8 ай бұрын
5:50 Maggie sleeping on Bart and Lisa sleeping on Homer is so adorable! It’s the little details I love.
@meyagueАй бұрын
oh gosh
@docdave1510 ай бұрын
"Come on, boy! Finish him off!!" This moment is both kind of wholesome and hilarious.
@canadiansoviet Жыл бұрын
"Family, religion, friendship. These are the 3 demons you must slay if you wish to be successful in business. When opportunity knocks, you don't want to be driving to the maternity hospital or sitting in some phoney baloney church - or - *Synagogue* , questions?" - C. Montgomery Burns
@danielburleson56311 ай бұрын
Yes we all saw the clip dude, why did you waste your time typing it out
@canadiansoviet11 ай бұрын
@@danielburleson563 Why did you waste your time replying
@danielburleson56311 ай бұрын
@@canadiansoviet because I'm curious as to why people like you write entire paragraphs of text from a video we all watched.
@Khunark11 ай бұрын
@@danielburleson563 i didn't watch it, only most of it. i skip through videos. aren't we feeling self centered and smug, calling people out on things? you need far more pushback than you're getting.
@elijahmeilak290611 ай бұрын
@@danielburleson563oh piss off you buzzkill, leave him alone
@sweetsounds152 Жыл бұрын
Poor Barney, he's gotten sober a few times and became so successful and the world just keeps pushing him off that wagon
@MinscFromBaldursGate929 ай бұрын
Status quo is God.
@4exgold Жыл бұрын
so glad the "lumbering dinosaur" scene is here 😅
@bigworm2051 Жыл бұрын
I'm being told not to talk to you anymore 😂😂😂👑
@youssef1684410 ай бұрын
I like how Homer took a sheet of metal and hid under a tree to shelter himself from a thunderstorm lol
@urbananalrapist8 ай бұрын
He locked himself out of the house, yet still had access to the garage after the tree branch fell. 😂
@evry1sfriend6198 ай бұрын
I like how you understood the joke and then pointed it out to the rest of us
@youssef168448 ай бұрын
@@evry1sfriend619 I like how you're everyone's friend.
@Seany16166 ай бұрын
ignore him cause it went straight over my head till i read this lol@@youssef16844
@XiLongQua21 күн бұрын
McBain: That's the joke
@johncase1353 Жыл бұрын
Kent "Homer organized labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur" Homer *Screams* Kent "Ah my director is telling me not to talk to you anymore" I miss classic Simpsons humor when the jokes where spontaneous and not "Hey this is a joke you need to laugh".
@demoniodelamemoria10 ай бұрын
I still don't understand the punchline of this one.
@jurisfootrag10 ай бұрын
@@demoniodelamemoriaIt's just that absurdity humor, Homer actually pictured a lumbering dinosaur 😂
@Dudebrush4pwood10 ай бұрын
also love the gag earlier in the episode "Hey what does this job pay?" "Nothing." "D'OH!" "...unless yer crooked!" "WHOOHOO!"
@billolsen43609 ай бұрын
Don't let that dinosaur step on ya, Homer!
@megatrix5009 ай бұрын
That scream makes me laugh every time, he doesn't even change expressions, he just yells in fear like he's calmly answering Kent
@rtmis1 Жыл бұрын
"COME ON BOY, FINISH HIM OFF"
@Fecalage11 ай бұрын
1:18 Homer: “No deal!” Still cracks me up all these years later, ha! The poor man just couldn’t take it, heh.
@meyagueАй бұрын
heh
@Matt_Reinhart Жыл бұрын
7:41 Lionel's business card: "you'll go nuts for Lionel's huts!"
@user-jb7fi8ct1u Жыл бұрын
Lisa poem is forever in my head She lied lied
@JetpackBattle-lc7ob2 ай бұрын
Why couldn't that chrysler hit me instead?!
@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 Жыл бұрын
"Unhand me Yankee."
@thaddeust.thirdiii736 Жыл бұрын
“Hi honey it’s me your husband Ralph” 😂😂😂😂
@luckyDancer100 Жыл бұрын
“Wesley get mama’s prying bar” is something I quote daily
@danielburleson56311 ай бұрын
Doubt 👊
@hitchslap82549 ай бұрын
You only need to pry something once per day?
@lifeofkai50632 ай бұрын
I wash mahhself with a raggg on a schtick
@r3games1985 Жыл бұрын
Whoever wrote the John Wilkes Booth part is my bestest friend in the whole world lol.
@eternal327910 ай бұрын
And Bart saying to the teacher "Unhand me, Yankee" is the icing on the cake
@llewsid Жыл бұрын
This reminds me of when I would download audio clips of the simpsons from Limewire and listen to them on my non Apple MP3 player
@Durwood7111 ай бұрын
I'm curious why you felt the need to specify that your MP3 player was "non Apple".
@shawnhuk10 ай бұрын
@@Durwood71hahahaha.
@shawnhuk10 ай бұрын
I had downloaded the Simpson soundtrack and listened to it every day when I was a kid. It ruined my brain. Now for the rest of my life I can’t listen to “see my vest” without blurting out the “na na na, na na na, na na naaaa” at the end…. 😩 my family is ashamed of me….
@bostonrailfan24278 ай бұрын
@@Durwood71because they existed pre-2003
@adrianjagielak2 ай бұрын
@@Durwood71because iPod was once the most impactful and by far the most popular (70-90% market share) mp3 player in the world
@XANSEM9 ай бұрын
Greatest animated family of all time!
@loom1sc3 жыл бұрын
The written messages in the background are the best: "Flying high with capitalism" and Millhouse's gamer name.
@CadeKamS3 жыл бұрын
Haha for real!
@maniswolftoman Жыл бұрын
Barney screaming “ta-da a-lump-a-do!” And then subsequently crashing violently into a “Pillow Factory” and being run over by a “Marshmallow” truck has to be one of the greatest visual gags in animation history.
@paulhammons7077 Жыл бұрын
On
@gabrielmaroto18 Жыл бұрын
I’m high on capitalism!
@daughteroftiaran11 ай бұрын
Thrillhouse!
@raithrover197610 ай бұрын
"It's the worst plan since Abraham Lincoln said 'I'm tired of knocking around the house tonight. Let's go take in a show'" Edmund Blackadder
@FeatherWait8 ай бұрын
I love how when he's in the same room as Burns, the coldest, meanest, most miserable man, who has just explained precisely why he is the meanest and most miserable, Skinner manages to say something so inane that it makes him seem reasonable.
@theiceking1035 Жыл бұрын
"Pretty lame Millhouse"
@Leo-qe3gl Жыл бұрын
😂
@123hattan10 ай бұрын
The killerbees skit got me so good.
@arturarruda8151 Жыл бұрын
Marge being anxious: 2 .. 3.. 2......703! 😂😂😂
@PowerRangerfan Жыл бұрын
RUN!
@glewis9546 Жыл бұрын
Possibly the least funny “joke” I’ve ever heard
@longtallshorty5791 Жыл бұрын
Literally the only crappy clip from a crappy episode that is in this compilation. Absolute garbage.
@glewis9546 Жыл бұрын
@@longtallshorty5791 so out of place amongst such gold
@carcar979 ай бұрын
I thought that was hilarious
@Leo-qe3gl8 ай бұрын
I think my favorite episode is the one with the homemade bat and mr. Burns ' baseball team. It is brilliant 😂
@christophermccutcheon21439 ай бұрын
You kinda forget that a lot of every day joke responses to things are old Simpsons jokes like "oh well he certainly showed me"
@meyagueАй бұрын
other way around
@johnmurphy914511 ай бұрын
Wow “hasta la vista Abey” might be my favorite line of all time now
@thegreenmanofnorwich10 ай бұрын
I only just realised how much smaller the Van Houtens' house is compared to the Simpsons' house.
@aidangriffiths50757 ай бұрын
It's amazing how Millhouses bedroom door kept all the water out 😂
@Leo-qe3gl6 ай бұрын
Millhouse is so proud of his pants 😂
@xandercrews47299 ай бұрын
0:22 I still use this expression to this day
@txnmia861311 ай бұрын
"That'll learn'em to bust my tomater" is one of Lisa's most iconic lines...and she doesn't even say it
@meyagueАй бұрын
she does
@txnmia8613Ай бұрын
@@meyague no, she doesn't. She thinks it.
@gilgarza2903 Жыл бұрын
Homer, can you check on the boys? They're fine. 🤣
@theseproblemsmatter18 ай бұрын
These clips are great for break-time at work
@sploogloo68928 ай бұрын
Homer welding a piece of wood lmao
@footballsimonjes Жыл бұрын
"And with good cause"
@chrisyoung360310 ай бұрын
"Wait a minute. Are you over 21?" "Are you?" "I'm not authorized to answer that." 😂😂 "By the way, your martinis suck!!" 😂😂😂 Bart was a savage back then.
@akhil344310 ай бұрын
Growing up, always viewed this cartoon as the best hilarious showcase of an everyday American family. As funny as it is, still showed the true community-culture of this country that is badly missing today.
@abegomez9711 Жыл бұрын
11:00 "People who look like things" 😂
@massimocarta66611 ай бұрын
8:15 my entire childhood 😂😂
@TomFooleryTheAustere2 ай бұрын
It’s not just a bug. It’s the queen of something! -Classic Homer
@jonsmith-rk6os Жыл бұрын
Everything's comin up Milhouse 😂
@Kat.Evangeline Жыл бұрын
I hit the jackpot at 16 in Reno when my Dad took me gambling ! His exact words before were; Put a lot of makeup on! We're going gambling.
@internziko Жыл бұрын
Greatest TV show in history
@phousefilms6 ай бұрын
9:52 "This birds gonna fly!" (Jumps out window) XD!!!!
@VintageYakyu7 ай бұрын
Ah, the good ol' days of quality Simpsonry.
@CrippyReviews-vy4cq7 ай бұрын
The writing is so damn good. Simpsons was the GOAT for its first ten years.
@Sugarshanemc877 ай бұрын
Barney immediately regaining his gut. Classic .
@bonniehowell920610 ай бұрын
Great compilation. I wish it would have included when Lisa stole all the teacher addition manuals and that while panic ensued that one hippy teacher just sat on his desk and ask "Have I ever told you kids about the 60's?".
@syableman62947 ай бұрын
"Dont show any fear, they can smell fear"
@NoahSpurrier Жыл бұрын
“It begins!”
@ferociousgustafson40406 ай бұрын
“It says ‘No HomerS’, we’re allowed to have one.”
@OmegaRejectz Жыл бұрын
4:10 is my favourite
@borntoclimb7116 Жыл бұрын
Love the old seasons
@realkingofantarcticaАй бұрын
I like how the casino attendant has two security guards next to him and yet neither of them throw Bart out.
@aljoa239211 ай бұрын
Am I the only one jealous of Lionel Hutz for living with four dogs?
@gildedpeahen8766 ай бұрын
I thought that was a nice touch Just fuckin up the house while it’s on the market 😂
@deathmetalt41Ай бұрын
"Homie, come to bed" *Homer plaining a pice of wood in bed* "Homer, go back to the garage"
@Vassild6 ай бұрын
IT'S THE QUEEN OF SOMETHING!!!
@Leo-qe3gl Жыл бұрын
11:25. Love that stupid repeating joke. "...a homemade bat"😂
@SUEDUCE Жыл бұрын
Non alcoholic champagne YOU MONSTER!! 😂
@tylerlawrence1997 Жыл бұрын
Fat Lisa is hilarious
@AirLancer8 ай бұрын
An extremely rare appearance of the Rumpus Room, right off the bat.
@meyagueАй бұрын
forced meme
@danuk2136 Жыл бұрын
"WHERE DO WE GET THESE PLACEBO'S?!"
@rob11115 ай бұрын
Homer's calculations at the very end. 😂 And Bart just takes his word for it with that impessed whistle. Amazing writing. Classic Simpsons
@CreativelyWarped10 ай бұрын
9:42 always gets me XD
@Shrieking_In_the_Void8 ай бұрын
"Homer organized labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur" *HOMER SCREAM* welp, i just found my go to response whenever my boss talks to me.
@themaplegamer93467 ай бұрын
The way homer shouted run after lighting the hive on fire was very visceral
@Flickermaus11 күн бұрын
Dr Nicks "Oh no! No! Someone taped over the under this!" Still kills me all these years later lol
@fastertrackcreative Жыл бұрын
Dr Hibbert just happens to have 7 baby-sized interior coat pockets?
@elflingskittensaunders6934 Жыл бұрын
Lol I thought about that too
@lpnp94776 ай бұрын
Well, six and a shirt pocket
@Leo-qe3gl8 ай бұрын
2:50 what episode is that please when Marge can not leave the house?😮
@brittanyc.4540Ай бұрын
“The Strongest Arms of Ma” is the ninth episode of Season 14, and the 300th episode of The Simpsons.
@Leo-qe3glАй бұрын
@@brittanyc.4540 thank you🙂
@isambo4009 ай бұрын
Barneys hair got messed up without anything touching it
@ArynBendah10 ай бұрын
This compilation makes me miss Apu so much
@leramar9 ай бұрын
3:32 He knew the jig was up, yet he gave it a go anyway.
@BinaryBard647 ай бұрын
It's not just a bug...it's the queen of SOMETHING!!!
@paulshabba6885 Жыл бұрын
You'll go nuts for huts 😂😂😂
@MDRailProductions8 ай бұрын
Nice I bet it was because of how light that was that’s probably the lightest freight car