Random, Awesome Simpsons Clips Vol 3

[@GroomlakeArea51]

Barney falling on the roof of the pillow factory then getting run over by a marshmallow truck is top tier comedy

[@alexoblivion9295]

You're a factory

[@TheDarkbluerock]

That's what non-alcoholic champagne does to you...

[@dendenp9]

​@@TheDarkbluerock i don't understand that

[@TheDarkbluerock]

@@dendenp9 He drank non-alcoholic champagne and then went on an "alcohol"-fueled jet-pack ride followed by the "pillow factory"-accident. My comment was a satirical spin on the "that's what drugs do to you" line.

[@dendenp9]

@@TheDarkbluerock i still don't understand haha

[@theboldone1961]

"You know if you lived here you'd be home by now". An unbeatable real estate agent.

[@tanya-xoxo]

SO MANY apartment complexes in my city have decided to use this on their signs, and I'm always like, I know where you got that from!!

[@Joseph-bj1kb]

"Everythings coming up milhouse" invaded my brain, created a space and will not leave

[@kristijoy13013]

It's something I've been known to say

[@Vinny-o2d]

My cuff are bone dry!

[@kyecypress]

I never understood what was so special about those shorts and till this day still don't 😂😂😂

[@RavenMobile]

THRILLHO

[@epstone]

A stunning girl i met did randomly use this quote out of the blue and made me fall in love even more 😂

[@katietaylor8314]

I love how as soon as Barney drinks the non-alcoholic champagne he not only somehow manages to get shitfaced but also immediately reverts to his original body shape.

[@billolsen4360]

Remember the episode when Homer gets Barney to drink beer for the 1st time when they were in high school?

[@anorourke8682]

@@billolsen4360Lol yep - apparently it wasn’t Homer’s fault. Barney’s decline was an inevitability.

[@bostonrailfan2427]

there’s a sad truth in that comedy: nonalcoholic doesn’t mean no alcohol, it just means there’s less than a certain percentage of alcohol…sadly, it’s actually true for alcoholics that they can be so intoned to alcohol that they’re going to to relapse if they drink even nonalcoholic wine 😳 this is why nouthwash is banned from many sober houses!

[@somehow_not_helpfulATcrap]

Non alcoholic does not mean it has no alcohol. You can get drinks down to 0.0% alcohol but legal definitions are usually around 1.5% to 0.5% depending on where you are so its a bit sketchy to think of it as totally alcohol free. Its actually considered a problem for recovering alcoholics to have non alcoholic drinks because that little bit it can have can be psychoactive and a damaged liver can really struggle with it.

[@somehow_not_helpfulATcrap]

@@bostonrailfan2427 Its usually a hair over 1.2% in most places around the world before its considered alcohol. Tax reasons mostly, the other is taste. The reason non alcoholic beer tastes a lot like beer is that little bit of alcohol.

[@alexadelaide]

“I need the biggest seed bell you have” “No, that’s too big”

[@GahMorninJulia]

Diff season but “Ralphie, get off the stage sweetheart” has always stuck and is why I love calling my son and nephews ‘sweethearts’. 🤣

[@NeedlessExposition]

I find it funny how memorable that line is when it was a throwaway line from Hank Azaria used to pad out the runtime.

[@NoriMori1992]

That's so great, I love that 😭❤️

[@tomwalsh63]

Mr. Burns adopts Bart

[@brendanmcbride6292]

You heard the song "Ralph Wiggum" by The Bloodhound gang? Its great!

[@GahMorninJulia]

@ 😃 I’m about to!

[@flamingbeaver9414]

“You’re fired…” “…and with good cause” 😂

[@ATomRileyA]

He now works for the disney CGI department

[@RavenMobile]

I love his complete acceptance of it. Such a perfect deadpan voice.

[@SeanL-jw9rr]

@@RavenMobile Me too. My ears initially perked when I first heard it, thinking "...I swear I can hear some Phil Hartman in that!" Lol. Maybe he actually did the piece, that or someone else with an awesome deadpan, great stuff!

[@johnathanryan2117]

Love how Barneys hair immediately becomes tousled when he has a drop of champagne....

[@sidvyas8549]

it was non-alcoholic 😭

[@lap9]

Lol

[@squatchjosh1131]

And he gains a good 50 pounds

[@bostonrailfan2427]

@@sidvyas8549nonalcoholic doesn’t mean no alcohol, especially with wines and beers 😉

[@Liam123-r8o]

I saw that too😂

[@NeuralNetProcessor]

"In a way, you're both winners. But in another, more accurate way, Barney is the winner."

[@SeanL-jw9rr]

These were always my favorite type of joke. Don't know exactly how to classify them, ...but they are absolutely hilarious to me. 😁 Early Simpsons was absolutely LOADED with 'em. What a writing staff. Good times...

[@Blingbling496]

​@@SeanL-jw9rrnot only that, also this random explosions over top accidents, things catching fire just because. That's why the first like 8 - 10 seasons are the best. Not only because of that, but big parts.

[@SeanL-jw9rr]

@@Blingbling496 Yessirs. You can tell the show went downhill on a trajectory that somehow exactly corresponds with the number of original writers they fired over the years. By season 13 it is nearly unwatchable. Whereas the earlier seasons produced some of the funniest material I have ever, and likely will ever, see again, lol. The "unexplained fires/explosions," slapstick humor, and the levels of depth to specific gags put the show over the top. Some shows have definitely come close, though. Futurama and King of the Hill had some very good runs. But "...classic Simpsons" I'll take it all day baby!

[@madcat789]

7:37 "Mr Hutz! I didn't know you sold real estate." "You didn't? We should talk more often, Marge." I don't know why but this interaction just seems so genuine, like she's really happy to see him and he's very happy to see her.

[@SlainOracle]

Marge's is sincere, but Hutz most definitely just wants to get some money out of her lol

[@dem7556]

Right? Thought the same, like they are old high school friends

[@moonscar119]

Phil Hartmann's acting is dripping with excellence

[@rawmaw]

by him seeing her more means helping her in court, which means earning him more money

[@JayMaverick]

Easy pickings for the sleazy salesman. 😂

[@TheCherrykye]

Lisa’s dead cat poem never fails to make me laugh

[@random__joe]

No Deal!

[@molliver69]

SHE LIED SHE LIED!!!

[@PartnershipsForYou]

Why couldn’t that Chrysler hit me instead?

[@highlandspain160]

Haha reminded me also Of Data's cat poem from Star Trek!

[@random__joe]

@@highlandspain160 ode to spot

[@brycetsawyer]

“It begins!” Is my fav drinking statement very few understand

[@CatFight70]

I say that all the time. lol

[@BLink2fu]

Is it from a classic movie or book?

[@herbschnerbler]

The first couple days of a relapse are unrivaled

[@CalamityCain]

​@@CatFight70Me too, but in German. In the German dubbed version, Barney says "Es geht wieder los!" (It begins again) in this really irritating way, I love it so much. One of the few shows that I prefer to watch in German

[@Liam123-r8o]

​@@CalamityCainwir haben mit der deutschen synkro der ersten Staffeln aber auch wirklich Glück. Die ist äußerst gelungen 😊

[@silentedict4256]

I love the implication that NASA just has emergency jetpacks lying around.

[@bonniehowell9206]

As someone from Brevard county I actually found that more believe than Cape Canaveral having a pillow factory and marshmallow delivery service nearby.

[@B.sacamano]

Dadada badoo

[@zeekasykes3098]

Always made me laugh too, Barney’s take on Charge! but he’s hammered and has to play his own tune. The result is hilarity. Similar to when Homer is drooling at Maude Flanders in the low cut dress, but he actually just wants some pretzels. “Not those pretzels, (whispers) the ones at the bottom”.

[@SamuelBlack84]

Jetpacks are garbage and barely work

[@sofakingonmynuts1438]

@@SamuelBlack84 that's why they are only used for emergencies, duh. 🤦

[@MarmaladeMedia]

5:50 Maggie sleeping on Bart and Lisa sleeping on Homer is so adorable! It’s the little details I love.

[@meyague]

oh gosh

[@DisparityOfBeliefAndTruth]

It’s not just a bug. It’s the queen of something! -Classic Homer

[@michael-so6bj]

"It's not just a bug, it's the queen of SOMETHING!!!"

[@glewis9546]

Not even remotely funny though was it?

[@michael-so6bj]

@@glewis9546 Wow, who spit in your coffee this morning?

[@elijahmeilak2906]

@@glewis9546Yeah I didn’t find that one very funny either but you don’t have to shit over someone who clearly *did* find it funny.

[@Hartwig870]

@@glewis9546 Yeah. New simpsons is trash, isn't it?

[@raywt3237]

I thought it was one of the funniest

[@docdave15]

"Come on, boy! Finish him off!!" This moment is both kind of wholesome and hilarious.

[@c.9900]

0:50 at least the casino worker could admit hes been humbled

[@jboers83]

“That’ll teach him to bust my Tomater.” Gets me every time😂

[@louisesargent5006]

Learn him

[@zroutube]

...O R S Y N A G O G U E.

[@kamilslololololololololo1464]

Any Questions?

[@olliefoxx7165]

​@@kamilslololololololololo1464Are there any REAL questions?

[@cheekclapper182]

👃

[@CLuvTV]

"We had quite a discussion on the funniest way to reveal them to you" lol

[@Bixler4]

We’ve tried everything, Oysters, gravity boots, Sanjays bed. 😂😂😂

[@JacobEmch91]

“Hasta la vista, Abey.” Lol

[@SimRacingVeteran]

I was 6 when I started watching The Simpsons. Today I turned 40 and I still love The Simpsons.

[@SomeUnnoticedAnimatorAndEditor]

SIMPSON IS LIFE 🥶

[@bamadave83]

Almost exactly the same!

[@Liam123-r8o]

+1😌

[@nocturnalrecluse1216]

I miss the simpsons golden age.

[@Balint-y7s]

Math doesn't add up

[@gingerg85]

Thrillho is such a great gag

[@bibcay2622]

How

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

I know at least 5 women who should have that as a nickname.

[@brucerisen9825]

For president!!

[@TheIanoTube]

​@@bibcay2622 Because he has space for Milhouse

[@lifeisgood420365]

I never actually realised that tbh lol I knew he didn't have space for what he wanted, but yeah he could have just used his actual name lmao 🤣 ​@@TheIanoTube

[@JamesCorbett-e6f]

I never noticed, Lisa laying on her side with all the kids, she has the tv turned on it's side too. The subtle detail of classic Simpsons was too much.

[@kat3217]

Oh whattt good eye! That honestly makes the scene even funnier

[@navega3997]

Lol wow good catch

[@Liam123-r8o]

Hi Angel pie😂

[@DJ_ODSY]

I've been doing it for over a decade with my laptop when I try to sleep, but that's a great detail especially for back then!

[@litigioussociety4249]

It's kind of stupid, since due to the inner ear most people's brains still interpret the image as normal when a person is on their side, even if an image is not. Same with being upside-down, which is why an image has to actually be flipped to create the awkwardness of something appearing upside-down. I don't tilt my phone sideways when I'm on my side.

[@madcat789]

10:25 The utter revulsion on her face, coupled with her noise and shudder, just makes the scene gold.

[@ruthrobles4594]

Who even was that?

[@shawn576]

@@ruthrobles4594 It's from the episode when Darlene was Bart's neighbor. That woman is the mother. It had a thelma and louise ending.

[@jane1975]

@@ruthrobles4594Her name was Ruth Powers and she briefly lived next door with her teenage daughter whom Bart crushed on but was heartbroken when she fell for Jumbo Jones one of the resident bullies.

[@AndrewSpringer112]

Tragic that Apu’s other 7 kids don’t have faces

[@ivanm10]

So weird I saw this live and I remember they did

[@xDJxGNOMx]

they did, it's just because of video compression

[@venda.havelka]

6:18 Now that’s a face

[@4exgold]

so glad the "lumbering dinosaur" scene is here 😅

[@bigworm2051]

I'm being told not to talk to you anymore 😂😂😂👑

[@matthewbartlett3442]

bigworm2051 The most genuine excited woohoo ever uttered on the show

[@mroctober3583]

That straight faced scream always cracked me up 😂

[@bluorion4360]

“ That’s where I saw a leprechaun. He told me to burn things “ 😂😂😂

[@outdoorfanatics4596]

Seasons 3 -10 were just the ultimate pinnacle

[@jbmuggins8815]

2 to 8

[@tailsprower1253]

3-12 , season 13 and everything after sucks.

[@jbmuggins8815]

@@tailsprower1253 season two is vastly superior to 11 and 12

[@darkbrightnorth]

@@jbmuggins8815season two is very dry. Season 12 and 11 might not always have the same level of thought but at least they are usually funny.

[@darkbrightnorth]

Some of the last few episodes in the two newest seasons are also starting back on the right track.

[@rtmis1]

"COME ON BOY, FINISH HIM OFF"

[@FretlessMayhem]

1:18 Homer: “No deal!” Still cracks me up all these years later, ha! The poor man just couldn’t take it, heh.

[@meyague]

heh

[@paradoxparade1]

I like how Homer took a sheet of metal and hid under a tree to shelter himself from a thunderstorm lol

[@Lewis.Alcindor]

He locked himself out of the house, yet still had access to the garage after the tree branch fell. 😂

[@evry1sfriend619]

I like how you understood the joke and then pointed it out to the rest of us

[@paradoxparade1]

@@evry1sfriend619 I like how you're everyone's friend.

[@Seany1616]

ignore him cause it went straight over my head till i read this lol@@paradoxparade1

[@XiLongQua]

McBain: That's the joke

[@sweetsounds152]

Poor Barney, he's gotten sober a few times and became so successful and the world just keeps pushing him off that wagon

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Status quo is God.

[@SilortheBlade]

Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.

[@mememefinally]

I still quote the "and with good cause" almost every day. Love that delivery!

[@johncase1353]

Kent "Homer organized labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur" Homer *Screams* Kent "Ah my director is telling me not to talk to you anymore" I miss classic Simpsons humor when the jokes where spontaneous and not "Hey this is a joke you need to laugh".

[@demoniodelamemoria]

I still don't understand the punchline of this one.

[@jurisfootrag]

​@@demoniodelamemoriaIt's just that absurdity humor, Homer actually pictured a lumbering dinosaur 😂

[@Dudebrush4pwood]

also love the gag earlier in the episode "Hey what does this job pay?" "Nothing." "D'OH!" "...unless yer crooked!" "WHOOHOO!"

[@billolsen4360]

Don't let that dinosaur step on ya, Homer!

[@megatrix500]

That scream makes me laugh every time, he doesn't even change expressions, he just yells in fear like he's calmly answering Kent

[@BOG0690]

"Family, religion, friendship. These are the 3 demons you must slay if you wish to be successful in business. When opportunity knocks, you don't want to be driving to the maternity hospital or sitting in some phoney baloney church - or - *Synagogue* , questions?" - C. Montgomery Burns

[@danielburleson563]

Yes we all saw the clip dude, why did you waste your time typing it out

[@BOG0690]

@@danielburleson563 Why did you waste your time replying

[@danielburleson563]

@@BOG0690 because I'm curious as to why people like you write entire paragraphs of text from a video we all watched.

[@Khunark]

@@danielburleson563 i didn't watch it, only most of it. i skip through videos. aren't we feeling self centered and smug, calling people out on things? you need far more pushback than you're getting.

[@elijahmeilak2906]

@@danielburleson563oh piss off you buzzkill, leave him alone

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

"Unhand me Yankee."

[@wysoft]

The thing that's great about classic simpsons is that the older I get, the more jokes I catch that went right over my head as a kid or even a teenager

[@123hattan]

The killerbees skit got me so good.

[@vinayseth5899]

Love the warmth in these early seasons. Nothing's rushed, and the ambience is wholesome. A good example of how corporate greed kills authenticity over time.

[@aceholepictures]

I, for one, welcome our new corporate overlords

[@johnmurphy9145]

Wow “hasta la vista Abey” might be my favorite line of all time now

[@Rushfelt33]

7:17 'Come on Boy! Finish him off!'😂

[@tholoshistory]

“Wesley, get Mommas pryin baaar” 😂

[@xandercrews4729]

0:22 I still use this expression to this day

[@Wurschtbi3b]

10:35 instead of investigating the truck or its payload, the crowd's first action is to topple said truck. Thats just comedy gold😂

[@thaddeust.thirdiii736]

“Hi honey it’s me your husband Ralph” 😂😂😂😂

[@petergianakopoulos4926]

That was tp tell the audience.

[@kat3217]

@@petergianakopoulos4926it’s a good gag too

[@Matt_Reinhart]

7:41 Lionel's business card: "you'll go nuts for Lionel's huts!"

[@aidangriffiths5075]

It's amazing how Millhouses bedroom door kept all the water out 😂

[@Liam123-r8o]

Millhouse is so proud of his pants 😂

[@luckyDancer100]

“Wesley get mama’s prying bar” is something I quote daily

[@danielburleson563]

Doubt 👊

[@hitchslap8254]

You only need to pry something once per day?

[@lifeofkai5063]

I wash mahhself with a raggg on a schtick

[@willowmonkeyballs]

Me too lol

[@raithrover1976]

"It's the worst plan since Abraham Lincoln said 'I'm tired of knocking around the house tonight. Let's go take in a show'" Edmund Blackadder

[@Liam123-r8o]

I think my favorite episode is the one with the homemade bat and mr. Burns ' baseball team. It is brilliant 😂

[@SeanL-jw9rr]

The "pillows" factory and "marshmallows" truck were classic slapstick. Love it. Barney's supernatural "transformation," and "instantaneous" inebriation at the touch of a single drop of champagne, ...are ridiculously hilarious, though. I'll concede that much 😁 . The early Simpsons were sooooo very good at using humor on multiple levels... Good days, those...

[@realkingofantarctica]

I like how the casino attendant has two security guards next to him and yet neither of them throw Bart out.

[@abegomez9711]

11:00 "People who look like things" 😂

[@zennvirus7980]

8:30 "Wasting Squirrels with BB Guns". That project is so Nelson. One of the best visual jokes.

[@violetmoon2283]

"Take a hike, sister" 😂

[@gilgarza2903]

Homer, can you check on the boys? They're fine. 🤣

[@akhil3443]

Growing up, always viewed this cartoon as the best hilarious showcase of an everyday American family. As funny as it is, still showed the true community-culture of this country that is badly missing today.

[@FeatherWait]

I love how when he's in the same room as Burns, the coldest, meanest, most miserable man, who has just explained precisely why he is the meanest and most miserable, Skinner manages to say something so inane that it makes him seem reasonable.

[@massimocarta666]

8:15 my entire childhood 😂😂

[@loom1sc]

The written messages in the background are the best: "Flying high with capitalism" and Millhouse's gamer name.

[@CadeKamS]

Haha for real!

[@paulhammons7077]

On

[@gabrielmaroto18]

I’m high on capitalism!

[@daughteroftiaran]

Thrillhouse!

[@vistea1]

"THRILLHO"

[@phousefilms]

9:52 "This birds gonna fly!" (Jumps out window) XD!!!!

[@arturarruda8151]

Marge being anxious: 2 .. 3.. 2......703! 😂😂😂

[@PowerRangerfan]

RUN!

[@glewis9546]

Possibly the least funny “joke” I’ve ever heard

[@longtallshorty5791]

Literally the only crappy clip from a crappy episode that is in this compilation. Absolute garbage.

[@glewis9546]

@@longtallshorty5791 so out of place amongst such gold

[@carcar97]

I thought that was hilarious

[@rob1111]

Homer's calculations at the very end. 😂 And Bart just takes his word for it with that impessed whistle. Amazing writing. Classic Simpsons

[@leramar]

3:32 He knew the jig was up, yet he gave it a go anyway.

[@theseproblemsmatter1]

These clips are great for break-time at work

[@RavenMobile]

That pillow factory then marshmallow truck will never get old! Along with the "I don't understand, it was non-alcoholic."

[@thegreenmanofnorwich]

I only just realised how much smaller the Van Houtens' house is compared to the Simpsons' house.

[@joegardiner394]

That's what cracker factory money gets you I guess.

[@txnmia8613]

"That'll learn'em to bust my tomater" is one of Lisa's most iconic lines...and she doesn't even say it

[@meyague]

she does

[@txnmia8613]

@@meyague no, she doesn't. She thinks it.

[@matthewbartlett3442]

Mother please, it’s strictly in the interest of science

[@llewsid]

This reminds me of when I would download audio clips of the simpsons from Limewire and listen to them on my non Apple MP3 player

[@Durwood71]

I'm curious why you felt the need to specify that your MP3 player was "non Apple".

[@shawnhuk]

@@Durwood71hahahaha.

[@shawnhuk]

I had downloaded the Simpson soundtrack and listened to it every day when I was a kid. It ruined my brain. Now for the rest of my life I can’t listen to “see my vest” without blurting out the “na na na, na na na, na na naaaa” at the end…. 😩 my family is ashamed of me….

[@bostonrailfan2427]

@@Durwood71because they existed pre-2003

[@adrianjagielak]

@@Durwood71because iPod was once the most impactful and by far the most popular (70-90% market share) mp3 player in the world

[@footballsimonjes]

"And with good cause"

[@XANSEM]

Greatest animated family of all time!

[@jonsmith-rk6os]

Everything's comin up Milhouse 😂

[@Pangloss6413]

2:12 the Wilhelm scream of flash animations

[@Qiruaqruq]

2:44 "Don't worry everything is fine whatthehellisthat!" clueless homer ahahahaha

[@Anni.things]

Lisa w a bat 😂

[@EvanRothfeld-f6u]

Lisa poem is forever in my head She lied lied

[@JetpackBattle-lc7ob]

Why couldn't that chrysler hit me instead?!

[@brittanyc.4540]

Apu’s OMG face at 6:21, lmao 🤣😂🤣

[@Liam123-r8o]

2:50 what episode is that please when Marge can not leave the house?😮

[@brittanyc.4540]

“The Strongest Arms of Ma” is the ninth episode of Season 14, and the 300th episode of The Simpsons.

[@Liam123-r8o]

@@brittanyc.4540 thank you🙂

[@Liam123-r8o]

11:25. Love that stupid repeating joke. "...a homemade bat"😂

[@TheTorturedGhostOfKirkDouglas]

Ah, the good ol' days of quality Simpsonry.

[@r3games1985]

Whoever wrote the John Wilkes Booth part is my bestest friend in the whole world lol.

[@eternal3279]

And Bart saying to the teacher "Unhand me, Yankee" is the icing on the cake

[@matthewbartlett3442]

Do you want to play John Wilkes booth or do you want to act like a maniac

[@well...456]

This show made life bearable

[@internziko]

Greatest TV show in history

[@deathmetalt41]

"Homie, come to bed" *Homer plaining a pice of wood in bed* "Homer, go back to the garage"

[@JoshuaLopez-d9c]

Me when Minecraft movie gets released : 1:45

[@OmegaRejectz]

4:10 is my favourite

[@rho3522]

"One for you, one for me." 😂😂😂

[@sploogloo6892]

Homer welding a piece of wood lmao

[@NoahSpurrier]

“It begins!”

[@theiceking1035]

"Pretty lame Millhouse"

[@Liam123-r8o]

😂

[@christophermccutcheon2143]

You kinda forget that a lot of every day joke responses to things are old Simpsons jokes like "oh well he certainly showed me"

[@meyague]

other way around

[@CreativelyWarped]

9:42 always gets me XD

[@kristhemanc87]

"They're fine" 😂😂😂

[@tylerlawrence1997]

Fat Lisa is hilarious

[@SUEDUCE]

Non alcoholic champagne YOU MONSTER!! 😂

[@amberravine2232]

Simpsons is life - old episodes - or new crap We all love it - we All Live it❤❤

[@Jigsaw24601]

Wesley...Get mamas pryin board 😂😂😂😂

[@AKrawhide.907]

The way Homer left Marge and the kids behind while yelling "Run" was hilarious, 😂😂😂😂.

[@borntoclimb7116]

Love the old seasons