CAKE CAKE Slowed 800% Rebellion

Satanic incantations.

[@Aeir100]

It's like the voices of a thousand dead children, crying out for... cake.

[@iitsmelon5079]

Aeir Soulhaven True

[@andyjay729]

If you play this backwards, you can clearly hear them say... SPOILER ALERT "Homura's the Antichrist".

[@annapandalee4915]

wait for real?

[@roxyreina2524]

Anna Panda pls

[@TruthinessChibiOtaku]

...Sounds like somebody just woke up Homura. Thanks for eating the cake and summoning the Devil.

[@Shaymin00000]

"In a dream, your mind functions more quickly. Therefore, time seems to feel slower."

[@zangetsu9196]

It's amazing how a slow down can turn a cutesy song between girls into something you'll hear in Silent HIll.

[@skyrah1365]

zangetsu9196 Not to mention that it was the most unnerving song I ever heard to begin with...

[@ESL1984]

The song is already disturbing if you pay attention to the lyrics and the symbolisms hidden in it.

[@cryptologicalMystic]

This would be a great soundtrack for a witch's barrier.

[@GorochuVA]

**Sienfeld outro plays**

[@shrekraw8838]

i feel like a demon has entered me after listening to this

[@rennanamaral5065]

One, two, Homulucifer is coming for you

[@boopbop7137]

I’m trying to find the part where Homura says “Madoka.” It’s so cute and I just need to find it.

[@codymathews]

8:13 I believe? It sure sounds like it

[@fadnie2937]

Holy creepyyyyyyyyyyyy soundssss

[@lemoncake3001]

I should play this during halloween xD and scream CAKEE CAKEE

[@iitsmelon5079]

Its actually sound like a shouting child but the child was dead like nooooo

[@ohdudethatsepic9615]

KZbin lets me change the speed to 0.25...I don't know anymore...

[@witheringwitch]

creepy as fuck

[@who_cares_about_this]

yes,another part of hell visited...

[@sloaneperry9665]

Oh my holy fucking god it's 4:14 am here I'm scared

[@frootsnacc6790]

Ugh..No..Ugh...WHY?! How does a cute cake song WITH LYRICS become this?!

[@SangoNanami]

did I just listen to that whole thing?

[@munchmunch848]

тнαт'ѕ ѕσσσσσ ωєιя∂

[@reinecloudsss]

Maybe it was supposed to sound like this...?

[@theinfantmetroid]

i did not expect this to exist but i am so, so pleased

[@hiddenbugi3064]

Can someone investigate the "Hidden message" spectrogram in the "Cake song"? Who knows if there was a secret

[@Homururu]

OMG, this was so hilarious xD Oh, please, I can't go on, this made me laugh so much I can't breathe xD Please, help, I'm dying! OMG xD

[@GorochuVA]

going from Santa Sangre by NECRONOMIDOL to this is snapping my neck

[@TheMiragician]

Is there an original for the cake song at regular speed? Besides the audio rip, of course.

[@nepetafeliciano4625]

WHY DID I WATCH THIS AT NIGHT? I FEEL LIKE I JUST SUMMONED SATAN O_O

[@minecraftsteve5746]

Nepeta & feliciano i did the same. and had school the next day.

[@golden_boar0651]

I watched it at 7 I think I called in a ghost...

[@user-rizzyshirokayano-009]

spoilers WAIT DID YOU JUST SUMMON HOMURA *W T F-*

[@ElementalRobot50]

Scared.... WHY!

[@itsLilyKitty]

If you speed it up x2 you can kinda hear the lyrics

[@raven1andfriends]

the cake is a lie

[@raven1andfriends]

4 people were magical girls killed by Charlotte

[@umbreno]

Correction. 5. Nagisa turned into Charlotte and killed me because I tried to use her as bait since she ruined Sayaka and Kyoko's gay moment :C

[@raven1andfriends]

UmbreonWolfLover the answer to a question I never asked

[@pandysa8207]

Luci, how am I supposed to get cake into the Cage without breaking the Seals?

[@CronusSaturn]

Sounds and feels like the "hell place" from Event Horizon, I love it.

[@iloveponies1529]

oh godd... OH GODDDDDDDD

[@MidnightDiva909]

I don't find this creepy. I find it hilarious.

[@DarkTwister72]

my jam

[@skyrah1365]

You must be one scary and creepy person. I like you already.

[@typhoidfeverr3442]

can you also include the video slowed down to 800% with the sound ? please, thhan k you!

[@arai-san8648]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@chelledoggo]

I have no idea why the Puella Magi Wiki links to this video in the page for the Cake Song. Like...there's no conntext in the actual article regarding any significance of slowing the song down. It just links here lol.

[@skyrah1365]

Oh...God... What have...you...done...? *Is driven to Insanity's Edge. No, like SERIOUSLY. The cliff that is known as Insanity's Edge. Yeah, THAT cliff. The cliff that people go to end their miserable lives. The cliff that people jump off for reasons some won't relate to before they realize it was a horrible f##king idea. The cliff that has all the flaming spikes at the bottom. The cliff that is next to that convenience store that sells REALLY good cake. I think it's made from Kyubey meat...*

[@juukachan3510]

Speed up the song 2. At 7:14 *much satanic*

[@dabird2409]

cursed video

[@speccowo]

Well this is horrifying.

[@tsunderechan7698]

I'm listening to this at 6:66

[@atscaa6440]

sataռ ɨs tɦat ʏօʊ??

[@steftast1c]

NOPE NOPE NOPE

[@MiLott-i8u]

Not yet. This was made with the rip.

[@swaggbunny1502]

why 800%?? 500% would have been easier to understand

[@l33t2h4x00r]

:3

[@hovbri31]

Can you reverse this song

[@JohnSmith-kg7eq]

LOL...

[@ichi5279]

what the actual fuck

[@noahmiller2837]

I like this! no jk