Californians Move to Texas FINALE | Episode 6: Return To California

[@TheBabylonBee]

How many people do you know that have moved out of state to escape?

[@Serakis16]

I'm one of them... Proud Texas citizen!

[@TheNotoriousNemo]

my uncle who says and talks about how great california is, >.> So why are you moving your entire family to Texas after saying you can't afford to live there anymore >.>

[@robinbest2729]

If Texans are half as nice as you depict them, I'd leave the UK and move over...mmmm BBQ

[@johann5224]

too many

[@Joshexel]

some Californians are moving into my neighborhood, its scary

[@Quetzal00358]

This series is too good for just one season. Please give us a season 2

[@DeplorableSon1776]

Agreed.

[@joannemartin1874]

Definitely need more seasons love this

[@joannemartin1874]

@@DeplorableSon1776 as

[@curtish.8116]

@@DeplorableSon1776 Californians move to Florida?

[@ChristophHoward]

Agreed

[@biachslayer]

You forgot the part where they get arrested for defending their property in California

[@rluellam]

Well, that arrest would have to be followed with release the next day and charges dropped. Seems like no one stays in jail here any more.

[@Zellonous]

@@rluellam I thought they only released criminals.

[@impalamama7302]

Maybe they fled the jurisdiction before they got indicted and Texas refused to extradite to California?

[@SomeDigitalGhost]

I was waiting for that part, not gonna lie.

[@mirzaahmed6589]

Or simply for having guns.

[@starlessstephtx]

As a native Texan, I approve this message.

[@PaulDozierZZoMBiE13]

Howdy, neighbor.

[@travistibbs1530]

Likewise. Welcome to ‘Merica!

[@wudubora]

Seconded!

[@joaopedrobaggio4475]

I am Brazilian, and i spent vacations in Texas in 2013, i loved it, that state is the pure American Spirit.

[@tonylirette8988]

And i approve of your comment!

[@lauracheever]

I got so invested in this series that when she said, "I think we're Texans" I actually felt kind of emotional. 😭😭😭 IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.

[@jstates1]

Now do Tennessee

[@timsecond]

"I identify myself as Texan"

[@ChristopherWalker007]

Same here. And I'm a freaking Aussie! 🤣

[@donniehensley6963]

Right? I came into the comments to ask how many people felt happy for the newly branded Texans? 😂

[@TheMakersMarkTSF]

Yea,, when she said "I think we're Texans", I said "Naw, Y'all aint!!!

[@rjlt4841]

Timpani saying “Well, bless your hearts” was just perfect! Great ending, too!

[@ChandlerJuliet]

🥲

[@bdwhit6528]

Steve's hat tip was also right on point. :)

[@TheRealHungryJoe]

@@ChandlerJuliet 😊 you’re awesome!

[@mayowankenobi]

And their sissified reaction was pure gold.

[@jimwormmaster]

Is it Timpani, or Tiffany? I could swear I hear Timpani, but my dad swears Tiffany, and the captions on one say Tiffany.

[@josephhautzenroeder7512]

This is better than anything Hollywood is producing nowadays. More seasons of this please.

[@rjp3593]

Agree! More please!

[@StevenKrueger]

Amen!!! 💯🔥☠️

[@flinx649]

yep!

[@brucewilliamsstudio4932]

Brought tears to my eyes.... The Babylon Bee has done an amazing job with this series of videos. Hopefully some lefties drop in to watch them!

[@alicepearce4597]

Definitely more please.

[@calebholzapfel316]

I actually shed a tear when Tiffany whipped out those desert eagles and defended their home

[@marcusskyfall]

Loved the John Woo sideways dive, double gun shot in slow mo. 😂😎

[@hollywade6761]

Me too! I felt a mother's pride!

[@BayouMaccabee]

She never looked hotter than in this exact moment.

[@Rick-ro8bf]

airsoft versions but It was awesome!

[@HolyKhaaaaan]

Timpani. It's a loud and obnoxious drum.

[@jasondubois404]

As a Former Californian, I really like this series. I just wish that more of the Californians who we’re leaving would remember *why* they left and stop turning the places that they move to into a new California.

[@Robert53area]

You're still a Californian in our eyes. You can identify as something all you want. You still have California tendencies.

[@jasondubois3399]

So you don’t have anything better to do than try to shit on other people being happy? Sounds like you’re more of a Californian than I am.

[@coldshock5181]

​@@Robert53areabro what

[@jamesclugston1626]

​@@Robert53area😂😂😂😂

[@silverpact1008]

Rob ain't wrong. Cali folk who don't acclimate find themselves quite unwelcome in polite company after a reasonable grace period.

[@WolfQuantum]

I loved when Timpani just looked at "them" and said, "Well, bless your heart."

[@stoneblue1795]

She is indeed fire.

[@aWomanFreed]

“Bless your heart” is the southern fvck you….it’s not polite, it’s mocking and nasty.

[@WolfQuantum]

Yep. That's why I loved it when Timpani said it. And what the sneering, discriminatory neighbors deserved it. Now I feel like I need to make a 3 hour's drive to the nearest Buc-ee's for some beaver nuggets.

[@timmorgan9348]

When Timpani said "You know what stops a bad guy with a gun?" this instantly became my favorite to the series.

[@PhillyLittles]

My face lit up and I smiled like a little boy on Christmas. It was so glorious to see. This miniseries has had better character arcs than most Netflix shows and anything else Hollywood has put out recently

[@con6lex]

I like it too, but if she really dual-wielded two deagles, they would all be deaf. But gotta take some license.

[@benjaminholcomb9478]

Then she stopped bad guys with a gun's all over the place.

[@benjaminholcomb9478]

... wait a minute

[@krixpop]

You know the saying: "when someone tries to break into your house to steal your stuff you do not call the Cops, your call the Ambulance"

[@wealthprosper6251]

“Blackie Chan” ☠️ ☠️ ☠️ Seriously this needs a season 2. I got abs doubling over laughing

[@quinnfletcher3906]

Curious he made a racist remark and none of those woke people were in any way offended. It is almost as if they are full of it.

[@HANKSANDY69420]

Hypocrisy at its finest

[@reliantncc1864]

@@quinnfletcher3906 Colleges are still allowed to be racist against Asians in their admissions. It was never about race. It was always about equity of outcome: i.e. communism. Asians tend to do well and therefore must be brought down if communism is to be implemented.

[@defencebangladesh4068]

😂

[@quinnfletcher3906]

@@reliantncc1864 Racism against Asians is drastically overlooked.

[@MadMonk67]

I feel like we need a Christmas special with this couple.

[@deepsleep7822]

Absolutely!

[@voltanaares2408]

First thanksgiving special could even be better ^^

[@censorshipsucks9493]

I can just see the Buc-ee's stockings hanging on the mantle.

[@randyhanson837]

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[@xXUnhingedDevXx]

Robo mind?

[@ntisinger4402]

Timpani came full circle with the “bless your heart”. I’m all about it 😂

[@p_campbell]

She learned to say it with all the condescension of a true southern lady.

[@Victriol]

As a FL southerner, bless your heart unites all of us southerners no matter where you are.

[@TheMugwump1]

Fantastic. They have to make more.

[@JuanPerez-ek8wd]

that's what made me laugh the most.. she finally came to her senses.. bless her heart..

[@dmi707]

OMG I’m laughing. When she said “bless your heart” she showed she was converted. Well done. Please continue

[@commanderwill2248]

I'm so glad they did it

[@OneTruePhreak]

Such a southern thing to say. A bit like, "ain't you special?" Born and raised in northwest Illinois, but I love every moment I can get in the south. Texas is beautiful, especially the unoccupied parts.

[@trishgels]

In NC, a lot of us say bless your heart as a backhanded insult, or to genuinely say bless you. When I say bless your LIL heart, that's almost always a sideways jab, but if someone does something sweet for me or somebody else, I'll say it to convey they're blessed for being kind. If someone suffers a loss, bless your heart shows sympathy. If you're woke & don't know any better, bless your heart is more like saying you need Jesus in your life, like a lil prayer. If you're acting up, it's like saying you must not know any better or need to act like you have the good sense God gave you. In sum, I don't know bout every other southern state or the rest of the country, but where I live, ppl don't typically just lay into anyone, which is why we do it w/it a polite context:)

[@michaelblaes9847]

This series is so bad it's good. Bless your heart always means "poor thing" only nicer.

[@Masteroftheweb]

That ending with the full circle put a smile on my face. It's just a damn shame that's not how it normally happens.... poor... poor Austin...

[@jeepstergal4043]

Austin is just sad. We have neighbors who moved here (Missouri) because Austin was circling the drain.

[@believer431]

I'm not American. Can you please tell me some more about Austin? (And also some good conservative places in Texas)

[@leonl9123]

You americans are lucky, here in germany we cant escape our crazy politicians that easy. So our only chance to escape the dropping standards of living and rising crime is to leave and go to texas. It tells a lot if people have to travel to another continent to find a place that is still somewhat sane and not overrun by mentaly ill idiots.

[@jackwilliams687]

@@believer431 I assume you mean the Peoples Republic of Austin. There are a number of liberals there. Motto is Keeping It Weird. High crime, rampant homelessness, drugs, high taxes, defund the police movement, low quality schools, high cost of living, high taxes - you know, liberal stuff. Don't judge the rest of the state based upon them.

[@believer431]

@@jackwilliams687 Well sounds like a hellhole... Be sure to avoid it if I ever visit Texas

[@CrimsonSurvival]

“You know what this means?” It means you’re normal now.😎👍🏻🇺🇸

[@TonyGillis]

This is a better show than the vast majority of shows on TV. You guys should definitely consider doing multiple seasons.

[@krissywade3497]

I agree More seasons please. Maybe one from New York to Florida.

[@larahuffmaster5857]

As a fourth-generation Texan, I wholeheartedly approve of this series. I have enjoyed it thoroughly and the ending actually brought a tear to my eye.

[@jackplaysproductions131]

Me too, been here since 1775.

[@taraa.szymanski6751]

The truth always makes me cry, too ;)

[@pingislife2653]

I like how T is now rocking the dual holsters. This series is better than 99.9% of all series on all media platforms.

[@swamp-yankee]

Ya, clashes with the sun dress. Not the look most strapped up lady’s have. Usually when they’re strapped up they’re dressed more like Steve.

[@alfr1]

I gotta admit, the Legal carry law here DID revive the failing leatherworking industry. Only so many belts and boots are needed. True fact.

[@climber950]

This entire season was so beyond funny. I lived in Texas over 10 years and have visited California many times. This is so accurate it’s scary. It almost more Of a documentary than a comedy sketch.

[@brianschulman2641]

You obviously don’t know California. Not once have I ever had to deal with pronouns. And I’m gay in the San Francisco Bay area. Again not once. And crime isn’t that bad. There’s an issue but not this degree.

[@michaelquaid4679]

@@brianschulman2641 bro I'm in California right this minute. Chula Vista. Surrounding towns near San Diego are crazy with crime and BS

[@airops423]

@@brianschulman2641 Lol I live in SF and feel the same way. 2:27 sums it up nicely.

[@NoName-ji9mb]

@@brianschulman2641 You are in the coddled class. They treat you better then hetro people there. My relatives live in the slums in San Fran and they have a 6 foot chain link fence around THEIR ENTIRE HOUSE. And do not go out at night.

[@airops423]

@@NoName-ji9mb I doubt that considering there are no single family homes in the "slums" in SF (I would consider the Tenderloin to be the location you are referring to). The only people who have an actual house in the city which they could put a six foot chain link fence around are certainly not living in the "slums."

[@thomasdalbec5233]

I hereby demand that this series is NOT over and you must make more

[@RobertFrisbeeTAM]

I believe you must begin the demand by saying "Point of Privilege" :p

[@toddtravis2596]

Hear hear!!!

[@scubasteve7850]

The Scuba Squad backs this claim

[@mockler.]

Season 2!

[@jch77]

They may make a season 2

[@Murderpaws]

The worst thing about this video is that it ends, this series should never end.

[@theherrdark4834]

It is best to know when to stop.

[@sawdust8691]

​@@theherrdark4834 agreed. Shows only stay good if they end appropriately.

[@rickreese5794]

It’s not, Invasion nation 😂😂😂

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

The series should end with a rampage killer trying to shoot people to prove guns are violent

[@believer431]

@@TheAnnoyingBoss And then another armed person kills the shooter, ending the shootout as soon as it started

[@ChandlerJuliet]

Hope you guys love my behind the scenes vlog. I loved every moment of making this series 🥲💕

[@Renwar1]

Had to go with the Desert Eagles huh? Nice!....😉

[@farmerbill6855]

Yes, loved the vlog. You are so very funny, I enjoy you're sense of humor. And again, you look great in that dress.

[@joeterp5615]

I’ll check it out. Loved this series Juliet! In an insane world, we need humor like this to keep us… sane! You and the BB hit this out of the park!

[@TempeLane11552]

Two-Gun Timpani es muy caliente

[@stevesmart170]

You and the rest of the crew killed it!

[@wordkyle]

A great finale to a great series. As a Texan, I want to thank y'all for representing us so well.

[@mustardseed738]

As a Texan. This was absolutely so funny because I used to live in California myself. Nailed it. Lol 😆 🤣

[@scot0151]

I left California in 2000, it’s such a shame what has happened to that beautiful place.

[@Ben-lr2vz]

California is still a beautiful place. It's the people (liberals) who suck.

[@saphirawinters7028]

Tell me about it. It is not the same place it was in 2000.

[@mistersmith3986]

I left in 2005. I took my family, my business and my money to the loving arms of South Carolina. Best thing I ever did!

[@ClarkBeattie14]

I'm 4th generation from Santa Clara Valley and still live here. I'm holding out for the end of Governor Gruesome. I was involved with the failed recalls. "Silicon Valley" is what destroyed the state... just like UCSC has ruined Santa Cruz. Spoiled, pampered and entitled children not paying attention to the fact that Google, Facebook and for a time Twitter (thank you Elon) were destroying our Bill of Rights.

[@rogercastle5242]

I left in 1980. It was just starting to get bad then with JB's first stint as governor. I saw the writing on the wall and got out.

[@ryanbradley2875]

I really can't put into words everything I want to say. But thank you "Steve", "Timpani", and the rest of the actors and crew for giving us this 6-part series. Nailed it, especially the full-circle ending.

[@David-qz1gy]

As a native Texan, I love my state! To all those that are moving here to escape, most Texans are ok with it and truly understand. Just remember why you’re coming here and never forget!!! FJB✌🏽

[@awesome346]

Jesus loves you

[@N4TCM]

They're moving to Tennessee too. So far everything like it's always been...Got behind a F-150 from California. Couldn't keep a straight face as my brain wonders why they're here...lol.

[@texassteven8988]

Yes, vote accordingly

[@8Alpha1]

My grandparents left Texas and moved to California after WWII. I was born and raised in California. I served in the Navy during the Cold War and was deployed overseas half the time. I have now "returned" to Texas due to the societal collapse occurring in California. Texans often say the words to me that I never heard in California: "Welcome Home."

[@Turbo_The_Femboy_Fox]

I’m a former Californian that moved to Oklahoma just in July. I live out in the woods of a rural town. I live it here, however I’ll miss my friends and family I left over 1400 miles away.

[@Punkologist]

I'm Australian and I'm so invested in this story. I need more! This could easily be Victorians move to Queensland.

[@TheBabylonBee]

Next series?

[@Lord_Numpty]

@@TheBabylonBee Hopefully. Apparently Melbourne’s had the most severe lockdowns behind China, who as we know are currently welding people into their homes, so can see you being able to work with it quite easily.

[@krkddn]

@@TheBabylonBeeI loved it. It was gold but I know that often keeping it to one is a good idea. Like a lot of series get muddied.

[@jsonattard2179]

@scyrer and they re-elected the idiot who did it

[@krkddn]

@@TheBabylonBeeI loved it. It was gold but I know that often keeping it to one is a good idea. Like a lot of series get muddied.

[@sharonabbott9588]

She really topped it off with that favorite southern response " bless your heart". 😂😁

[@basedimperialism]

This needs a Season 2 more than 99% of the stuff from Hollywood that gets a Season 2.

[@madscientist2621]

Or a remake for that matter.....

[@dantheman227]

I shed a tear at the opening scene. You guys hit it out the park with this series.

[@jackhalloween7373]

@Drive Car Me too.

[@elonsmydaddy4560]

@Drive car me too!

[@GrassPossum]

I'm not American, and am cynical hard man. I wasn't crying until the butterflies emerged from their pupas, carrying guns.

[@LM-ek2hb]

I actually LIVED this. Left NY about a year ago now and haven't looked back. TX is sane, friendly, safe (everyone looks out for each other) and very approachable! Love it here.

[@TheMoonEcat]

There is the 2nd season suggestion.

[@no1up]

The California cancer has already ruined Austin and is making its way in to San Antonio… so sad.

[@LM-ek2hb]

@@no1up I agree. I've seen it myself in Austin. It is sad. It's like the US is rotting from the coasts inward :(

[@curtisbartlett8170]

As a young man I always had the dream of beautiful California. As an old man, I have dreams of Texas staying Texas! Thanks for making an old Texan giggle

[@javiboywonder]

As a Texan i really appreciate this. This was too touching.

[@JoeHusosky]

I actually had an emotional moment there and teared up a little. And I'm not even joking. I just feel so bad for people who live in seriously left states and don't get to appreciate Texas and Florida.

[@tonygarratt5832]

It takes a strong man to admit his weakness, not like the crybabies who pretend they give a damn.

[@EvitoCruor]

There's a serious dividing line in my pity for such people, those who sustain the lunacy get none.

[@sporkwitch]

Don't forget New Hampshire: constitutional carry, stand your ground, no sales tax, no income tax, and you don't have the heat or humidity of Texas or Florida (downside: you do have the crazy Massholes near the border, because even the people working in Boston don't want to live there, but they're just as crazy and vote just as poorly as those that do).

[@libfab1]

Uh... There's also.. Missouri, Nebraska, Iowa, everybody Illinois excluding Cook County. Montana, Idaho, Mississippi, Georgia, Wyoming.. Rural Washington and Oregon. Everything Minnesota that doesn't have Minneapolis/St Paul involved.

[@drakke125Channel]

I was all smiles throughout the video. So proud of them.

[@generalesdeath8180]

This has got to be one of the best series you have ever done. I'm now emotionally invested enough to ask for a season 2 Florida edition!

[@HANKSANDY69420]

OH YEAH MY STATE

[@JRotten]

The "old fart" version. FYI, I'm "Flo-Grown" if you don't get it, you won't understand it.

[@MyRoosterWisdom]

This needs to be created

[@uuaa9482]

It would be New Yorkers moving to Florida.

[@gerggerggy7757]

This was a satirical series, but honestly I was cheering for them in the end and felt really good for them as if it were real life.

[@Howtowithpaulaandjohn]

Quality writing !

[@nyestrovicpenchkofferberge3407]

I know, right!?? I'd love to see them produce a comedic series like this. Texans in California or vice versa. Obviously not with the stereotypes that Hollywood likes to portray Texas as. In Hollywood it would be a lesbian couple coming to a small Texas town and they'd have to go ninja style on a bunch of rednecks...or they'd start converting the youths in the area to overthrow the evil villainous adults that spread their hatred and bigotry and greed on everything they touch. Babylon Bee's version is much more typical and obviously avoids the Hollywood stereotypes.

[@sailormanjac9891]

yeah same for me

[@mickadams1905]

Yeah, I was also surprised just how invested I was in this silly but thought provoking tale.

[@phxsunsfaninsd]

Is that because you've known Californians like them and their friends? I know I sure have!

[@robertoibarra2586]

This is the best series of videos in this channel. I'm from Cuba, and God, I'm so happy to live here in Texas.

[@robertoibarra2586]

and not in Austin 😉😅

[@samermazahreh]

Who else teared up watching this? Loved it ❤️

[@ecec4642]

Seriously, satire aside, their hug together over their love of each other and Texas actually did bring a tear.

[@rjthomasindyusa]

Yea... Even though it is satire... something hits you when you see something that glorifies life as God intends it and the 'regeneration' of a lost soul.

[@JuanPerez-ek8wd]

well I don't cry, [being a man and all] but their awakening was a beautiful thing..

[@simplygrace9838]

Yes!

[@nancyellen8496]

As a Texan, I approve this message! Y'all are the greatest...love it, bless y'alls hearts!

[@cscates3598]

The ending brought tears to my eyes. God bless Texas. 🤠

[@thomasthomas2418]

God Bless Steve and Tympani!

[@michaeldefeo3030]

Damn straight. Loved the series. What you get down in Southern America is real people, real values, and real courtesy. Down here, we don't mind agreeing to disagree. I'm a Floridian who loves the true Texan spirit. 💯

[@LarryEArnold]

Imagine Timpani and Steve going to a 4-H Stock show, and meeting three-generation families with polite teens cheering on their 10-year-old winning a blue ribbon for her 1,200-pound steer.

[@MikesPrivateStash]

A Minnesota 4-H family approves of this comment.

[@joeterp5615]

Sounds great. Sign me up for that!

[@zandercage4383]

Don't forget the rodeos. Oh yea, in CA it is pronounced rodaho.

[@Aaronservant0]

That happened for me.

[@meusisto]

Please, what is 4-H Stock show?

[@DavidRJones82]

I think we all want season 2.😊

[@julonkrutor4649]

But how would you go on? The only thing left is the move back to texas.

[@Yesica1993]

@@julonkrutor4649 Yeah, that's the thing. It could wear itself out. Sometimes a story has a perfect ending and it needs to stay there.

[@DavidRJones82]

@@Yesica1993 Perhaps you're right... I must not be sad it's over. I must be happy that I got to experience it. 🥲

[@julonkrutor4649]

@@Yesica1993 Maybe a special where they move back and get a big "Welcome back" party ^^

[@davidmarcoux7888]

Please make a second season. Everyone I've shown this to wants more.

[@aaronjackson4965]

Please! Please! Please!

[@incurabletrickster1191]

For the first few seconds I thought our favourite Californian couple had finally evolved into the beautiful happy family we always wanted them to be. Then they were back in California and I was sad. Then they moved back to Texas and I cheered!

[@richardmahn7589]

I almost missed at the end of the last episode, because it was kind of a post-credit scene, that they said they had to move back to California. I just happened this morning to rewatch it and didn't stop watching at the BB logo this time.

[@malloryjines5050]

Ok, you gave yourself away! 😉. Favourite? Do I detect a Canadian, Aussie or Kiwi? Possibly even a Brit? 😜😜😜

[@goldexperiencerequiem1085]

@@richardmahn7589 you sir, are a saint

[@ChandlerJuliet]

🥲

[@richardmahn7589]

@@malloryjines5050 Before you find out, try being a true Californian and judge them with no evidence and put them down with hate and vile comments...and assume they are the haters. lol

[@allieoneal2033]

Why does watching them come full circle at the end make me tear up? It's so well written and acted. Great job!

[@bottleneck69]

Because it’s sad to see how fkd this world has become. It makes me cry when I see things that oppose it too, because love

[@toddtravis2596]

Weird. I felt a little twinge in my eye too. Lol. 🤷🏾‍♂️🤔

[@JK-jf7xq]

Because they found their purpose for existence as a human being. 🙂

[@janefronczak17]

I know right!

[@wowzers1069]

Same happened to my wife. We escaped California to Florida and it has been wonderful.

[@reminaya]

Brings tears to my eyes for all the right reasons. God bless Texas.

[@dawnmichelle4403]

As a Californian, I believe I am a Texan at heart ❤️

[@tonylirette8988]

Me too a californian fixing to get the heck out!

[@nancyellen8496]

If true, you'ld be IN Texas! Texas is a whole different state of mind. My grandsons are 6th generation Texans and we're so proud of being here.

[@SHADOW848DUCATI]

Depends on how you vote.

[@trevorjameson3213]

@@SHADOW848DUCATI That's for damn sure!

[@RupertTheOctopus]

Hang in there, partner

[@DayvidVictor]

Ideas for Season 2: (1) Their family comes visiting from California and they try to hide they have changed. (2) They go to California and have to pretend they are the same in regards to Guns, Food, and Politics. (3) Another Californian couple moves to the neighborhood and they compete to which one is the most Texan. (4) Something to do with HEB (5) Something to do with Whataburger

[@upschutt4842]

For the non American : What is HEB?

[@rolson1695]

@@upschutt4842 Huge grocery+ store in Texas!

[@malibudolphin3109]

Plus the Texas Stopsign, Dairy Queen

[@jwoellhof]

@@upschutt4842 HEB is to grocery stores what Buckee's is to gas stations. Even walmart cannot compete with HEB. That's H-E-B; you pronounce the letters. They stand for Howard E. Butt, which sounds like a playground taunt but was the actual name of the supermarket chain's founder. Nowadays, the initials also stand for "Here Everything's Better," the store's slogan.

[@nydiacanas603]

Dvro, I love your ideas 😉👍

[@mikeifyouplease]

The final scene brought a tear to y eye. I don't know if it was tears of happiness for Steve and Timpani being able to escape to Texas...or...tears of sadness to contemplate what a repressive and restricted life-style that many Californians are forced to live under... and yet... they don't even realize it. Bless them hearts!!

[@HANKSANDY69420]

YEAH. BLESS *THEM* HEARTS...

[@reliantncc1864]

My favorite bit is when Steve and Timpani welcome new arrivals to Texas at the end. There's no one more fervent than a convert.

[@Kathleen253]

Is it something in CA water that makes them vote for the same government over and over??? Insanity

[@eulalioestevez3404]

And to think that "Gav'in" is inviting EVERYBODY into the State of California so that they can enjoy "freedom"

[@iaaf_nw2367]

Its all of them

[@BobBob-fm6oo]

The fact that people waited multiple weeks for a series of five minute skits that barely add up to 20 minutes is amazing.

[@rvh77]

We're a conservative family of five. Just moved to Texas from CA and finding this so hilarious 😂

[@thetechboyorg]

Welcome to Texas. What city?

[@JohnTheRevelator11]

Ya this series make it look like we welcome CA and somehow just adjust. We don’t. That’s why it’s satire.

[@thetechboyorg]

@@JohnTheRevelator11 Interesting

[@abikeanditsboy3449]

As long as you didn't move to the Democratic People's Republic of Austin you'll be fine. Oh yeah, howdy, and welcome! 🤠

[@thetechboyorg]

@@abikeanditsboy3449 I have been to Austin.

[@whitewindgaming2885]

What a great story in just 6 episodes. I really didn't want to see Steve and Timpani's arc come to a close, but that was good.

[@heathb4319]

Agreed.

[@rjp3593]

Same!

[@missedinformation7068]

As a Texan, I teared up at the end.

[@jackhalloween7373]

Me too.

[@richardmahn7589]

Are you one of those racist, bigoted, homophobic people I hate, and know nothing about, but assume hate others they know nothing about? You nazi!!!!

[@AlexS-ke3yw]

That was beautiful. I think this deserves a standing ovation. God bless Texas.

[@davidmarcoux7888]

This needs to be a weekly sitcom. Great job making me laugh Bee.

[@billyb4790]

The best character arc in 30 minutes than the last ten years of Hollywood movies combined.

[@johngalt4657]

To everyone at Babylon Bee have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!!😃👍💛 Thanks Again for the Laughs and the Memories!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@gigiong]

Texas seems like a great place to live and love!

[@aliza6984]

I loved how Steve and Timpani were wearing the same outfits that they wore in Steve's daydream 😂💙

[@richardmahn7589]

They should have shown a baby bump on Timpani. :)

[@kennycraven2648]

Low budget 😂

[@Bald_Wizard_Man]

This is the most I have been emotionally invested in a series in a long time!

[@sansparamore]

for real hahaha

[@davidturner1641]

super, super true

[@BabbyCat3008]

Watch Better Call Saul

[@d.b.hemlock]

Full circle! This was absolutely beautiful. We need a season two!!!

[@brandons1095]

I love how the story came full circle. This was amazing and well worth the wait

[@narnia1233]

Somehow this series went from just hilarious to funny and cute. Their story is better than many in Hollywood currently, lol.

[@StephanieBogart]

We have 3 sets of Californians living on our street. It’s a small street too. They have all adapted to Texas very well. The last couple that moved here was like “We love that we actually know neighbors. That’s so different!” 😂

[@brucekeintz8746]

I have a "Don't California My Texas" bumper sticker for this very reason. I have some new California neighbors as well. They saw the sticker and said "don't worry we escaped the state for a reason!"

[@rickharris5485]

But I bet they still voted for Beto and every other dim on the ballot and for every tax increase, too.

[@mikeoxlong3676]

I've lived in Texas my whole life and I don't know any of my neighbors. I'm 90% sure I'm the street's Boo Radly.

[@vanpenguin22]

Close neighborhood spirit is truly a gift from God.

[@David-ql1hd]

Until you see them put a republican yard sign up, can you really trust them?

[@woodsmanweekly]

I believe I speak for all of us Texans when I say Timpani and Steve will be missed.

[@indenial3340]

Which one is Steve though

[@ArthurCSchaperMR]

I like them! The Californians turned Texans are just so entertaining. And so cute.

[@WARTHOG4U]

This should be a TV sitcom series. Please give us another season! This is great!

[@ericpl7227]

Nothing this REAL would ever be on TV!

[@michaelnash2138]

One slight problem with that is that Steve and Timpani have both converted to Texan, so they won't be the 'fish out of water' anymore. There will have to be a new antagonist to create conflict. I have faith in the Bee, though. I'm sure their writers can pull off a miracle!

[@maxwellcrazycat9204]

No mainstream networks would air it. They are all very woke.

[@alexkuzmin344]

Noooo, we need season 2 🙏🙏🙏 These series are the best on the internet 🔥 Way more advanced than any others 🤠

[@alexkuzmin344]

This show is supposed to make jokes on the lefts, not on tragic cases or accidents. If you're one of the lefts, then go and cry how unfair this world is.

[@morskojvolk]

I know the story arc has run it's course, but... _MORE MORE MORE!_ As a Texan who has lived in California and "fostered" Cali... er, new Texans, I wholeheartedly support an entire new series!

[@sbro2234]

Why is the character development so good for these characters? You guys beat out the entirety of Hollywood in 6 5 minute episodes.

[@gmajor1273]

This wont be the last episode?! Right?! you have to make more of this show. This is a 1000 times better than anything on TV or at the movies.

[@dw1419]

These two had far better character arcs than anything seen in Disney Star Wars or Marvel Phase 4.

[@igfoobar]

If it were Disney... Zynthia and zir companion would have been ze protagonists.

[@IIPapaMurphII]

I don't disagree, but Andor had some great character arcs.

[@jayt9608]

@@IIPapaMurphII You mean the one with no suspense because everyone dies in the movie that this was a prequel to? 😁

[@IIPapaMurphII]

@@jayt9608 yup that's the one

[@GrillSergeant]

What's funny is I moved to Texas right when this series started and can confirm it's all true. If you are reading this from Los Angeles and are longing to escape...DO IT!

[@texasgirl6000]

But don't bring your woke lefty ideology with you, that's what happened to Austin Texas it's full of lefty nuts.

[@jimarcher5255]

No don’t. Austin has already been ruined,

[@GrillSergeant]

@@jimarcher5255 Want to know why Abbott recently won by a landslide? 98% of the Californians escaping Los Angeles want nothing to do with Leftist BS.

[@malloryjines5050]

I’d LOVE TO, but how do you deal with the heat?

[@evers6214]

@@malloryjines5050 you could try moving to Wisconsin. It’s basically snowy texas

[@Wagjam1046]

As a Hoosier, no, not from IU...from Indiana - we (my family) looked forward to every new episode...you should never have announced a finale! Why? Too much fun, loved all of the characters and a chance to laugh out loud. Please keep doing what you are doing. Liberal humor has dominated for way too long - your writing, directing, casting and actors are excellent. Timpani and Steve are simply wonderful, but made even more so by everyone else that surrounds them. Love the portrayal of Christians and firearms owners (truly, some of the best people I have ever been around). Oh, we don't have BUC-EE’S up here, but hopefully BUC-EE’S will come to Indiana soon!! God bless you all and keep it coming!

[@deadlychicken1458]

Hoosier gang. Also yeah IU has some... interesting people around here. They're still my friends, but yeah mental illness galore.

[@alanthom4641]

Loved and appreciated your series. Awesome!

[@LjSmith-q1o]

Is that Hoosier as in the Canadian insult or something else?

[@RanchoTexano]

As a Texan with CA family, this has been sooo great! Sad to see the series end but thank you for the immense glee you e brought in this truth as satire. God Bless Texas!

[@Gdhand-yw1zl]

I am 53 and had a few tears well up. I have seen my interpreter from Iraq fully embrace Texas and this episode brought back good memories of that.

[@Rick_Sanchez_C137_]

One of my interpreters from Afghanistan took his family to Texas….

[@Revheadrev]

I’m glad the ‘terp got out of there safely mate - too many of them were killed by the Taliban when it all went to hell.

[@silverjones2317]

Next I pray with the new state, these afghans find the True God

[@skywa7183]

@@silverjones2317 you do realize that it's your religion that primarily veered off of God's path and started annihilating the ways prescribed by the scripture to suit your desires and that has what led to the destruction of Christianity in the west? The reason Islam is growing is because for one, God preserved His religion, and two, Muslims ACTUALLY follow the one true God.

[@emil_king8237]

@@skywa7183 Not an apples to apples comparison. Fundamentalists in ☪️ countries use fear and threats to stop criticism of religion unlike west so overwhelming majority of believers are protected and censored from information that goes against ☪️. Media, educational institutions, celebrities, leaders in their countries all promote religion, unlike west where ✝️ is either attacked from every angle or shoved aside to obscurity from mainstream culture by liberal media, educational institutions and everything else.

[@parjau4554]

This whole thing was so well done and very well acted. The girl playing the wife is always excellent but special shout out to the guy playing the husband here - so many acting subtleties along the way - genuine talent.

[@Elerad]

"Well bless your hearts." Oh man, beautiful. I've loved this series so. And Steve and Timpani are freaking awesome.

[@SomeWheats]

These 6 episodes were a phenomenal character arc ahah!

[@ivoryhickman9456]

I think we can all agree WE WANT MORE!!!

[@OR56]

If only everyone who moved to Florida or Texas had this arc. Also, the end, where they meet the new Californians was great.

[@KelleyBroussardMackaig]

I'd like to add Arizona to this list if I could. ❤

[@officerbug]

@@KelleyBroussardMackaig as a Texan, Arizona is also on the list

[@christopherbyrne1617]

We escaped California 3 years ago and moved to Florida! Love it here!!

[@sgt_s4und3r54]

Everyone played their parts well. It could not have been a better series. Babylon Bee has yet to disappoint me unlike CBS and Disney. I hope you continue producing content well into the future.

[@AF-tv6uf]

CBS is true to their name. If you tune in, you will see BS.

[@choosejesus1es]

THIS SERIES IS TOO GOOD/ACCURATE/FUNNY NOT TO HAVE ANOTHER SEASON! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!

[@d.c.barker]

This is better than anything coming out of Hollywood.

[@mikebridges20]

Well, it's *literally* about coming out of Hollywood!

[@eaglerider1826]

@@mikebridges20 Babylon Bee is from Florida .

[@slackerdude1958]

I suppose it has to be acknowledged that these skits are so damned funny because of the sad state of things currently. Rock on Babylon Bee!

[@SFXcel]

Native Texan approved! Please bring us many more wonderful seasons…well done!

[@hrgirl26]

Why am I addicted to this? I'm as excited for this as I was for Game of Thrones episodes!

[@northstar2621]

I'm way more excited about this lol

[@wendimooreart]

I’m so happy for Steve and Timpani. Bless their hearts. We need more of them!

[@deletingthis00]

4:12 theres hope to make this whole nation like Texas?

[@848evo4]

this is better than 90% of what's on tv. More Steve and Timpani please

[@thelivingspirit5563]

Some of us original Californians are holding the line and not surrendering the state 🙌🏻 teaching the next generation the good ole ways

[@KelleyBroussardMackaig]

I love you for that!!! Teach your children well, and hold strong!!! 😍

[@michelemond9968]

These episodes were totally captivating! This is better than TV, or cable. The acting is so professional, the humour is satirical, political and downright funny! Great job!

[@uncivildiscord4611]

As a Texan formally from Boston this series is spot on 🎉🎉🎉

[@illusory-illusionist]

such a heartwarming conclusion honestly. more and more people can discover the good life by spreading the ways of Texan lifestyle and convince Californians to gradually come over

[@JJs-ClassC-Adventures]

Couldn't have been a more fitting ending. If this is really the last episode, we are really going to miss them.

[@ryanmak3642]

Steve and Timpani's Texification is complete - thanks to moving back to California! Even better, their marriage got better!