call center salesman goes insane (REAL RECORDING)

[@TheBrothersCompound]

the most underrated video online.

[@jegr3398]

​@Don-rl1smthis is the full call you egghead

[@Orangesunshine2]

The future is gonna cost more money

[@morgan1286]

I hate the future. Take me back to 1995.

[@marykacyy6802]

The Powerpuff Girls lol more like the 50s that way you'll have all the time to experience all the decades

[@marykacyy6802]

OrangeSunshine2 HE WAS PSYCHIC!! SHOOT I REMEMBER HAVING A BUNCH OF THESE AND USING THEM AT HOME AND IN SCHOOL AND NOW I DONT HAVE ANY, AND TO BUY SOME ITS A BIGGEST MISSION AND ALOT OF MONEY, UUGGHHH SOMEONE INVENT A TIME MACHINE ALREADY

[@hobaidwahab8420]

marykacyy what did he take?

[@drpoundsign]

"Eff the Future! My Brother quit the Priesthood, and I'M going Dancing!" Tony Manero, "Saturday Night Fever."

[@robertonavarro9812]

2020 I'm still listening! I love this.

[@xoangel]

Me too. Needed a good laugh in this pandemic

[@Paul-dw2cl]

I’m still listening in 2021

[@NicoleET88]

I revisit it every few years lol. Just this morning my son did something ridiculous while getting ready for school and I responded by saying, "I CAN Believable. Like a leedle gell." He was very confused of course, so then I had to show him the video.... A new generation has been initiated.

[@TA-ch3gv]

Me too! It never gets old!

[@BA0777]

Still in 2022 man

[@violatenor26]

The phone call is priceless but I also have to give props to whoever made the video. The still shots of the two guys…just perfect. And my favorite part is when the picture of the floppy drive flies/zooms in from afar during the pause before the worker says “No floppy drive.” I mean, someone actually took the time to enhance the audio with those visuals. Just sheer brilliance. 👍👏

[@Quantum_015]

Seriously the zooming in floppy disc drive killed me 😂

[@Jupiterseason]

“noooooOOOOOO FLOPPY DRIVE!” Literally lives rent-free in my head for almost a decade 😂😂😂

[@beakt]

Even after so many years, this is still one of the best videos on the Internet.

[@tremunique6149]

“Oiiiiiiiii!!!” 🤣😂 That’s when he finally snaps.

[@tylerdurden4163]

Jajajaja

[@SL-qg8zr]

Jajajajajajaja 😂

[@Blauab]

I can't believe it! I used to work for Dell in 2006 and that was an inside call that they used to show us in private. I thought that I would never hear it again until I entered today to youtube and there it was, first in line in Related Videos. To the person who uploaded it, thanks!

[@ClappingForChlamydia]

wow, that was when Dell was in its dark days. how did you survive??

[@TequilaMockingBird91]

TheCopyto it’s been leaked. Every call is indeed recorded, but realistically, no one is going to listen to all of them...until the company has a need to. In other words, the reason why this was leaked was because someone from the company was forced to pull the call and listen to it. The customer likely called back and escalated to a supervisor or filed a grievance.

[@roxcyn]

Wow! 😮

[@odiscordia8873]

pure wisdom: the future is gonna cost more money

[@gmm06f]

Yep, vote dem and that's what you get. happy everyone is happy.

[@danielstone625]

One of my favorite vids. I used to be in a call center. if companies would let up on their greed and expectations out of reps then there would be better customer service. Also, customers blow. I quit that life b/c I was getting severely depressed. Never work at a call center. I'm very happy now that I'm out.

[@robertorobertorodriguezpin3055]

I feel you bro

[@nuclearguy1987]

So how’s it been after ten years

[@vicsar]

OOoh like a little girl.

[@cjwilliams1308]

Are you dead?

[@Cairavel]

Heard this almost 20 years ago as an audio file that a friend forwarded in email. It was the best thing ever and I still say "I can beliebable". I laughed so hard. I never knew a video existed until now! I haven't heard this since that first time and it is still just as funny!! 😂

[@notanotherjamesmurphy5574]

when is it from? what year did you first hear it, 2003 ?

[@H2OCycling]

This is my favorite recorded call of all time! I actually have the real call center recording of this. He actually got the Dell computer for almost free. Thanks for posting it! I still use "I can believable" all the time.

[@monicamoreno6391]

i was there

[@TheBozzy6666]

I had a friend work at one of these places as a tech guy and one guy phoned him saying he couldnt get his computer turned on. Long story short it turned out the guy hadn't plugged the computer into the wall so... my friend told him he should put the computer back in the box and send it back because he was too stupid to own a computer. Needless to say, my buddy lost his job.

[@kitsunefaye1661]

I’d say the same thing. Your mans was right.

[@sephondranzer]

I hope he’s doing okay today.

[@josef5319]

This happened at DELL in Panama. It is real.

[@dbarcene]

You can spot is a Panamanian because of the UUUYyyyyyy!!!!!!

[@Marcmv329]

How do you know??

[@allandeir6473]

@@Marcmv329 trust us

[@htema16]

Yeah, trust us!

[@josef5319]

@@Marcmv329 because one of my ex co workers in an old job worked at Dell and he told me about the guy and when it happened.

[@eishercherigo3084]

“All it takes is one bad day to drive the SANEST man to lunacy"

[@KULCAT79]

This never gets old

[@dmitriy9685]

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[@KULCAT79]

You took the words out of my mouth

[@darrylewaggoner5514]

+Dmitriy Bogdanov i couldn't have said it better myself nimrod. 12 12 15

[@bm359]

6 years for me, still love it.

[@blackreign673]

Can confirm still not old

[@MightyNeonFraa]

Ah, yes, the old "you're a little girl" sales technique. This must be an example of the one out of three times it doesn't work.

[@thefrozengargon338]

LOL! "I Can-believable".

[@siszam]

The facial expressions....the hand motions. I've watched this over and over. I'm still laughing till I can hardly breathe. This is comedy perfection.

[@Belleville197]

"Icanbaleevable..."

[@laurenelizabeth5015]

Belleville197 my favorite new word

[@jenniferpocock8337]

+Yoshino Shinriku I'd love to incorporate this word into regular conversations, But I'm pretty sure I'd just start to giggle on the third syllable and everyone will just assume I've gone insane...lol

[@PopGhost]

+Jennifer Pocock for sure

[@JoeBee9]

+Belleville197 Like a little girl; only for the speakers.

[@creadcharles]

"You're not going to let me talk to your manager?" "Nyen nyen nyen nyen nyen nyen nyen?"

[@ShFred]

Frickin Waluigi impersonation.

[@amanwithnoimportance]

Legend has it that, even to this day, he phones him every week to call him a little girl.

[@julianvarela4832]

Even after 10 years this doesn’t get old lol

[@kathlysylith4866]

The future is costing more money!

[@stevenmayoral429]

If u here it right he says in the future

[@headfaceperson]

He was before his time. Now we appreciate his knowledge! Haha

[@Kryps737]

Damn right, everything is costing more now that we are in his future xD

[@jflores85]

it always does

[@royh4305]

Still one of the best videos on KZbin! I always come back to it from time to time.

[@samt7756]

Right when call center guy said "uuuuaaaaayyy >;-D" I knew shit was about to go down haha

[@areliusmars]

This video stands the test of time as one of the funniest ever! This is what they showed me when I worked at customer service as to what not to do!

[@chriscrasto]

"Are you sure? Because the future...is gonna cost more money..." THAT IS ONE OF THE BEST QUOTES EVER!

[@mikeblitz4029]

The pictures make this video so funny. Top LOL

[@HelpdeskHonky]

15 years since this came out and one thing still holds true. The future is gonna cost more money.

[@mariahouse]

I`m from Panama, ive worked in call centeres all my life and I have witnessed this behavior, we get payed 2 measly bucks an hour and the job enviroment sucks but this is no excuse to treat costumers like that, speciially when the American costumer was not being rude at all.

[@Kryps737]

Its customer not costumer, you can't complain getting paid 2 dollars per hr for your engrish 😂😂

[@bellaromero4338]

If you get paid so low you have every excuse to treat customers like the royal garbage they are

[@mariahouse]

@@Kryps737congrats on never ever having a typo. 🎉

[@puricleandetox6199]

Remain in Panama.

[@drpravda]

Employee of the month ^^ !

[@christopherkrug2191]

these call center reps are so brave on phones arent they,lol

[@mrsbrown2053]

Chris, So many people on the Internet are extremely tough, and so intelligent with their 50 cent words, and they are all so rich with the best of jobs and life styles, it could make me barf. 85% of these super cool tuff guys are skinny little punks who wear black t shirts with Metallica or Ozzy, printed on them who sit in a stale basement looking at a filthy computer with spittle all over the screen. And the remaining 15% would never waste their time with the likes of the utube crowd.. Love it or leave it I say. So Good bye all you freaks, ha ha.

[@JackNoman]

what the actual fuck? this is one in a 100 million.. you should see how brave and empowered the angry customers are over the phone.

[@Venomn1]

Aimal Noman yes but in my opinion this is because the call center reps or telemarketers don't take no for an answer..when we say put us on the don't call list,and they dont,can ya blame us? a shame most people just talk...they wouldnt be like they are in person.

[@animesoapninja]

***** I worked at a call center for about 5 months last year and I can tell you that we had no control over whether or not someones number gets removed from our list. We are instructed to tell them we will remove it and then hit the do not call option after the call is over, but we all know that number is going back into the system to be called again. We can not help this, its programmed into the software. Be mad at the company not the guy making the calls. Trust me calling someone who doesn't want to be called is just as irritating for the telemarketer.

[@echospage]

animesoapninja lol

[@ogunsiron2]

please, anyone have other calls like this ? this is golden! real calls please of horrible customer service!

[@HarryBalzak]

Customer service calls are not often released. There are a few out there. Your best bet is real calls from fake customer service. See "Phone Losers of America". RBCP(Brad) has been prank calling since the early 90s.

[@Syncs_DNB]

Speaking of annoying customers, I had a call that lasted over an hour, and believe it or not, basically all the customer had to do was drag and drop a bunch of files. We did a shared screen session and it took me about 10 minutes to teach him how to do it. He was taking notes on a sheet of paper the whole time. I could swear on everything in this universe that the guy was using a computer for the first time in his life.

[@ArmyJames]

I can’t believable.

[@hydeyorke2569]

Still watching in 2022, never gets old lol

[@vincenzovieri3743]

When my feelings are hurt i come to dells customer service recordings... they make my day. X D

[@guardiane]

It's bizarre because I worked in a call centre for 6 years of my life and somehow I handled it okay. I then get out of that job for a better one, but there is still a call centre element to it, just not nearly as much. One day, management decides to pull me onto the phones to do "Service Desk" work (basically, right back where I started) - they did this because they're too cheap to hire new people and just multipurpose us existing agents. At first I thought I'd handle it okay...but no, somehow, I couldn't. It was agony, torture and all things bad. I just couldn't do it anymore - 6 years was enough abuse for me. I nearly went insane but by the grace of God, they eventually quit that routine and put me back to my new job (off of the phones). My point is, you don't realize what Hell is until you've gotten out and thrown back in again. I pray that I never have to work in a call centre ever again. Worst kind of job there is.

[@theworldofluciddreams2977]

Omg I feel you!

[@gunnerseven7724]

Really the worst kind of job? So the person swinging a pic under under the sun all day for minimum wage had it better than call center employees?

[@guardiane]

@@gunnerseven7724 since I've never experienced that kind of hell, I can't speak for it.

[@sarkissamuel]

THE FUTURE IS GONNA COST MORE MONEY. OOIIHHHHHHHHHYHHHHYYYHHH

[@sarkissamuel]

I CAN BELIEVABBBLLE

[@user-mj8ek3in4k]

I used to watch this video as a kid and die laughing now I’m an adult and do customer service so this is ten times funnier “no sirrr that’s not in the flyer” 😂😂😂

[@DumplingDaddyJ]

This is why I love the KZbin algorithm.

[@InvisiMan2006]

12 years later and I still come back to watch this video! LOL I can believable!

[@gazallx821]

Been laughing at this for years! "Little hooker"🤣🤣🤣

[@Gig540]

Little over a month and it will be 2023 and this video is still funny as hell

[@AidPast]

Still to this day one of my all-time faves 😀

[@ShFred]

The algorithm is gonna blow this up. Also fml, that was unhinged.

[@rizzupp]

am i the only one watching this 13yrs later...

[@FideTheProducer]

Lmao at the no floppy drive pic...the way it comes in with his voice is hilarious

[@diegojavier3632]

+FideTheProducer right? xddddddddd

[@StockDoc2k]

+FideTheProducer I was thinking the SAME thing! nooooOOOOO FLOPPY DISK. as it flies in. I can believeable that's so good.

[@The1707regina]

Brian Dennison hahah yes

[@veracity5977]

This guy was a psychic

[@606thumper]

i heard of a similar story once. "The customer had rang the tech store, to complain that he couldnt see anything on his monitor, so the techstore said someone will be out to you soon to fix it, 30mins later the tech guy shows up, and looks at the computer, try to determine what the problem is, he then reaches forward and turns the monitor on."

[@parryreposte6585]

That I can believe having charged numerous people a 50 dollars tow fee and 10 bucks worth of gasoline for their, " My car won't start" complaint.

[@BadShot10]

I lost it at the floppy drive just the way he said it and the way the image comes at you made me LOL!

[@Paperbagman555]

This is hilarious and pretty standard behaviour with call centre staff whose souls are being grated. People snap harder than this.

[@MadGaming10]

When in the fuck would he need a floppy drive in the future?

[@gorgosanma]

I've worked in a call center and it is one of the the worst kinds of jobs you can get, plain horrible. I was waaaay happier shoveling snow outside all day, and I don't like to shovel snow.

[@karamuss]

It is not the rep's fault. These are scripts provided by the company to their employees so that they give precise answers to their customers. They are expected to call every customer a "little girl" Great job!

[@DropAVP]

This man single-handedly changed my entire vocabulary when i was 4 years old

[@michaelgoodman6407]

One of the funniest video on yt. A must watch atleast once a year.

[@tsmith8660]

Every now and then I look this up. It’s so funny 😂 #2019

[@Paul-dw2cl]

2020

[@manuelmartinez480]

8-3-2020 here

[@Dexi]

I've never seen someone so proud to work in a call center before.

[@tessarix]

ROFLMAO!! I'm guessing that was the telemarketers last day LOL!

[@thisguyhere675]

doubt it

[@cubeguy5873]

@@thisguyhere675 doubt your sex life

[@JoseHernandez-kf2vu]

Dang vintage gold still as hilarious as 16 years ago 😂

[@TrasherBiner]

I wonder if the real call was being recorded to catch the abusive telemarketer salesman due to complaints. As he speaks thinking 100% nobody is listening. Not even filtering his meltdown in anyw ay.

[@gogetemboys]

"The future is gonna cost more money" LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Kryps737]

and it is costing way much more xD he was right!

[@litakita]

1:25 oOoOy! I cAnT bELiEvAbLe😂😂 1:44 LeeDa Gur LeEdA gUrR😂😂😂 15 years later and this is still funny AF #okboomer

[@PunkSkaful]

This is so funny hahahah!!! I'm currently working in a callcenter and I would like to do this to my dumb customers

[@misterdinkly]

***** I hope you don't consider this caller dumb. You would understand if he wanted to call back after he thought about it, right?

[@PunkSkaful]

misterdinkly yeah, but what I mean is that I want to do this to my Dumb customers not this customer

[@chistinelane]

+PunkSkaful people like you are why customer service sucks so bad

[@PunkSkaful]

chistine lane no,!!! customer like you are why customer service sucks so bad....you know why? working at Call center is a very easy job, and what makes it hard are those dumb customers, we explain everything to them and they wont listen, they feel like they know better, there's one time I told my customer that "Listen sir, you sound like you know better than me, then why are you calling us, just go online and search it yourself" then I released the call and deactivate his account lol...Don't mess with the agents "IN THE KINGDOM OF THE BLIND, THE ONE EYED DWARF IS THE KING"

[@chistinelane]

***** "then I released the call and deactivate his account *LOL*" _that's_ why it sucks so bad

[@LarryNocella]

This call is dang funny on its own but the graphics and animations make it 100x better. Extremely well done, kesblo!

[@enriquecabrera8309]

To this day I still say “I can’t believable” and I decided to google it to see why I say it because I knew it HAD to be from something!

[@DavidDavidsonA]

Hahah same here. But I only say it to myself

[@ricktaylor6579]

2020 and the future has definitely cost more money.

[@TheFerrarimovement]

Well, I must admit this rep has a solid sales technique and raises some very valid points. Employee of the month material over here.

[@AyMuchacha]

*Hahahaha ¡¡ñeñeñeñee!! at the end. P.S. My English is I can believable too **#LOL*

[@blessedbyaborkenheart2375]

One of the best videos which I have ever laid my eyes on......

[@tblightningbolt8902]

one of the best days of my life

[@TheAxebeard]

These pictures crack me up.

[@willy6758]

This is horrible customer service but so damn hilarious I’d be laughing if I was calling😂😂😂

[@trollking6315]

I work in customer service. This is a melt down from a person that has put up with Karens and shitasses like this daily. If some stupid boomer is going to waste my time for 40 mins only to change his mind I would mock him too.

[@ericsarmiento203]

This joke still valid after all this time... and took place in Panamá Central América where Dell had and has their business site operations... "Robert" (the real voice) became for fews a legend in many callcenters by that time because of this audio leak and Charlie Briceño (the guy acting in red) Just did that video for fun when no TikTok, Influencers or KZbinrs existed... Even both live in Panamá, Im not sure if they know each other, I met Charlie in 2008 in a Bet Online ChatCenter and by the time he did the video I remember he said he didnt know Roberto... its been I while maybe they know each other now... but still a valid joke for Anyone in sales or customer service jajajajaja que locura!

[@arlenisherrera5932]

I met that Roberto 20 years ago, I worked at Dell by that time, 😂 and that call was so epic and hilarious, I just talked to my son about the crazy calls in my call center experiences and was amazed to find this crazyness 😂

[@LeonardoReyes-ob7hv]

I wonder why I was recommended this haha but it was funny but damn it’s old.

[@Jupiterseason]

For close to 20 years now I’ve been saying “I can believable!” when in fact, I CAN’T believe it

[@VirtualMark2]

I can believable! Lol! I forgot about this classic vid.

[@watchinvidzwatchinvidz7691]

Let the call center agents talk like this. Most of the customers talk to them even worse. So yeah I don't care lol.

[@JoeBee9]

Sounds like he's saying 'You are little gerr; little gerr; *sings* little gerrrr!'

[@o3o_Berlin]

it's 2023 and nobody has DVD player anymore 😔

[@dalebarro2230]

The video to go along with it sent me all the way home!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@JoeBee9]

I like the salesperson; I have never heard a human being utter such hilarious sounds such as "oyyyyyy; I can believable". No disrespect to him as English clearly isn't his first language but the results are hilarious. Poor guy for having to take the brunt of his frustration but at least it resulted in entertainment for all of us; LOVE this clip!

[@JoeBee9]

CM Novian Same, I can believable.

[@jasongraves2785]

Good to listen to after a shift at the call center lol

[@misterdinkly]

Jason Graves great career choice!! Add that to your resume..watched video on what not to do. But why update your resume when you will hold that same position until retirement. I think you got a pretty good plan there..you're set up pretty sweetly.

[@LordShadrach]

1:31 reveals such a priceless look!

[@tomswarder4313]

Floppy disks being the Future 😭

[@CoopyKat]

Companies hire CRUD as customer service.

[@yeshua581]

i can believable...

[@NETBotic]

only for the speakers

[@timstorm2043]

I want a shirt that says "I can believable " ahhaah

[@ThePaigeMa5ter]

Dude obviously knows nothing about sales. A good salesman could have sold have sold him everything the floppy drive, the speakers and a warranty...

[@MistaTofMaine]

+Will Wayze A salesman is useless if the consumer has a good understanding of pricing

[@ThePaigeMa5ter]

+MistaTofMaine price is never the problem.

[@ThePaigeMa5ter]

+MistaTofMaine price is a myth, when you can build value in something people will pay anything for it. A simple example is people will pay $5 for a Starbucks coffee they could make at home for 10 cents...

[@Onneff69]

+Will Wayze Fuck all salesmen in the ass with a chainsaw. Nothing but mercenary, manipulative little pricks.

[@BranFlakesR1337]

+Will Wayze no people buy Starbucks because it's extremely convenient

[@caderobertson]

I first hear this in like 2003-2004. I still say “I caaaan believable. All for speakers.” I shared this in a sales training as what NOT to do lol I still have a friend from that class and we have been quoting it together for 9 years now.

[@jordanhf3015]

The pictures make this so much better.

[@Nixie1980]

Ha! That was a riot!

[@lovie2000]

LMAO...... I cant believable..... liter gur, liter gur.............

[@JoeBee9]

lol. "Little baby gurrrrrrrl; little hooook-er. ne-ne-ne-nene! *click*"

[@Konfuusio]

"Oooooiiiiiii....!" Hahahaha XD

[@Abe_Chormin]

Props to Juan for posting this on KZbin. A buddy who worked at Dell at the time sent me the full audio clip when it was circulating internally years ago and I can't find the original. There are some additional tidbits that aren't in the clip where the cs worker keeps repeating: "all for some speakers." Eternally hilarious.

[@popetex]

Cuando sucedió esto?

[@isrv]

"you're gonna have to let me talk to your manager" "naah neh neh neh neehhhhhhh"

[@AlythTUBE]

As someone who has worked at a call center, dealing with rude ass people every day all day, I can tell you this is 100% possible. I've heard people do something similar. A woman at my work once told a customer they were unreasonable and stupid. Lol. It wasn't quite mockery on this level, but I can imagine this happening.

[@jeysoncastillo8638]

HP Ops left Panama after this happened. It got escalated so bad.

[@alexalcantara3623]

I've worked in call centers for about 4 years now and I've always wanted to do that xD love this shit

[@mfenix911]

I'd be like, Ok you're namecalling has convinced me to buy the computer, where can i meet you cause i only have cash? *grabs brass knuckles.

[@tonyttg9158]

Years later this never gets old lol

[@jazzypenguin4401]

I reckon it was his last day at that place