Spiderman Miles Morales PS5 but I am a horrible superhero

[@Screeech]

I like how they call him “kid,” but he’s in a full body suit. Really for all they know that’s Jim Pickens under there.

[@noobattempts]

Not enough dead bodies

[@Screeech]

@@noobattempts he’s had a slow start

[@BoredMurphy]

Do you think Jim would try to save people?

[@Mythus_Scholaris]

Good point Noob Attempts

[@MrMaltheChannel]

No one has ever seen spiderman and Jim pickens together

[@paulbrown8443]

Me: Desperately avoids spoilers for this game Kevin: Does a video on it Me: Ok New Plan

[@Robman92]

me

[@lanticocean]

I got so scared someone already posted the ending on KZbin like wtf😶😶😶

[@paulbrown8443]

@@lanticocean Ikr I’ve been doing my best to avoid everything but I had to make room for Kevin 😂

[@Jazzygirl5]

Hahaha same

[@invis2243]

Kinda same

[@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r]

If Kevin was the second Spider Man, this is exactly how his first day would go

[@printisdead1983]

but hes not the second spiderman hes the original super strong spiderman

[@isaacvgraham]

If? Have you not seen his Spider-Man video

[@invis2243]

The first second spiderman

[@aldeambarasakti]

Shit if Kevin IS the Spiderman, we should pay attention to J. J. Jameson more.

[@erwinalfonso1629]

@Darling Vexa Art his spider sense would also be abit on the fritz and wont work properly.

[@leneisa9306]

"They're about to do the spiderman kiss" 😆😆😆

[@joeonyt196]

"No homo"

[@nileshchhabra792]

Oh no this guy is also wearing the Spiderman suit with the emojis

[@anniedangerface]

“We could all do with a bit more feck” is a statement that philosophers will go over for years, attempting to discern the true meaning, yet never discovering it. Kevin’s wisdom is too great for any mortal man to understand.

[@DonMomotaro]

Good comment

[@Carla-wk3mz]

I can't wait my grandkids to ask me to help them with their history homework "Explain this sentence in 100 words"

[@ChonkedCat]

Feck yes

[@sof6371]

I'm definitely going to use this

[@callmeturg]

@My irons are rusted I saw feckless in a book I was reading for school and I screamed

[@Xehanort10]

Miles just casually giving away Peter's identity to random civilians.

[@coolbeans6312]

"Oh my God, he's messing everything up!" -NPCs witnessing Kevin play any game

[@joelyt1682]

Accurate

[@lukehanna205]

Kevin always asks: Hey there friends how’s it going But nobody asks: Hey there Kevin how’s it going

[@oii647]

More like bore ragnarok

[@tubica_de]

This is so sad ;-;'

[@anthognome]

We're all afraid of the answer.

[@Dante-jj9cl]

😭

[@goodvibedogg4330]

@@oii647 bore ragnarok, more like bore ragnarok

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

Like uncle Ben says "with great power comes great responsibility" Kevin: why can't I slam into the ground😆😆

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

Kevin notices the smallest of details in games, even a thumb mark on some headphones

[@kgkomrin]

And he enjoys it more then the actual game

[@perpettuanikolaus4520]

You need to know your enemy

[@TheRomanAoE]

That was pretty deliberately put there tbf. It's center screen on the title screen..

[@GhadyKhalil]

All the way to the families of the people you killed in the video game...

[@Spikey100000]

No it’s actually like the main feature of that shot, showing off the next gen graphics

[@oneway5529]

Day 1 of telling a quick Kevin story: The first time Kevin slapped himself with his headphones, it was an accident. It happened off-camera, Kevin alone with his clumsy self. But the instant shock that pulsed in his head was converted into the brightest of ideas, ideas which would curse him till the moment of his death. The second time it happened, it was a joke, the first of many openings in which we saw his headphones assault him. "That was funny", Kevin thought to himself. Third time it happened, he knew it. He knew it had become a habit that would be repeated in every single video, yet not once he regretted it. 4th time onwards, the pain felt in his ears was unbearable, but every time the ear and the cushions collided, Kevin felt alive. He felt an immeasurable pleasure that he couldn't resist in any way but doing it again. and so again he did. and again. and again. We never knew exactly when it happened, but one day he had just lost it. The daily trauma his brain had suffered was slowly driving him insane. And so the day came in which Kevin was no more. There was only “call me”. Call me the Headset Man

[@callmeturg]

Beautiful.

[@anniedangerface]

**standing ovation**

[@LeviGraberVlogs81]

That is a lot to write

[@LeviGraberVlogs81]

One way, you deserve a subscriber for that so I will sub even though you don’t have any videos

[@roisinspillane9665]

im invested

[@jimmilton8333]

"Oh you're the oil industry, you're even worse" based kevin

[@waterlemonandfriends]

Kevin really said "eat the rich"

[@MaylocBrittinorum]

Kevin is my favourite leftuber.

[@jimmilton8333]

@@MaylocBrittinorum vaush? Contra points? Heh no no no, I only watch REAL breadtubers like "call me Kevin" Our theory: the supermarket monster Our revolutionary: Call Me Kevin

[@nikkiesona]

Kevin recognizes the true villains.

[@cwovictor3281]

Based and spiderpilled.

[@jamieisfierce]

Rio: "put on the music, set the mood?" Spider-Kevin: "how about death metal" Rio: *grabs slipper*

[@LynnAgain83]

😅🤣

[@gracekim1998]

🤣

[@gracekim1998]

That’s an option?

[@Candleinchains]

😂😂😂

[@danielled8665]

How to tell Kevin isn’t an American; “how did they get all these guns, they just escaped from prison!”

[@Mystic189]

I can also tell your not american

[@danielled8665]

@@Mystic189 haha you’ve got me. “Ooohhh Canadaaaaa, our hooome and natiiiive laaaand~”

[@Mystic189]

@@danielled8665 holy crap you actually responsed

[@danielled8665]

@@Mystic189 yeah why wouldn’t I? It’s only polite. ☺️

[@Mystic189]

@@danielled8665 will i thought you would just ignore my response

[@skelotoninstructor]

irishman irishman does whatever irish can

[@wickedbutterfly5201]

Getting drunk at 8am, does it just because he can, watch out, here comes an irishman

[@sof6371]

Can he swing from a thread? Smashes the floor with his head

[@jamescanjuggle]

I love you all for making this

[@wickedbutterfly5201]

@@jamescanjuggle we love you too James

[@mutt7883]

i hope Kevin reads these comments XD

[@barbaro267]

"Christmas might be ruined...but at least I'm alive!" LOL

[@sydneyelizabeth6783]

Why does that sound like something we’ll say this year though 😂

[@still_your_zelda]

2020 be like

[@JustinY.]

Not gonna lie I'm just here anticipating Kevin playing Demon Souls on the Ps5.

[@bobdabanana]

First

[@bobdabanana]

Second

[@bobdabanana]

Third

[@bobdabanana]

Fourth

[@bobdabanana]

Fifth

[@barticgameoshawottsquad6149]

Feckless means lacking any or strong personality The more you know

[@waterlemonandfriends]

So if we all have more feck we have better personalities?

[@FiendishSquirrle]

Thank you

[@guypierson5754]

MIGHT wanna google that, chief, cause it doesn't. It means irresponsible and incompetent. It's a weird etymological child of ineffective.

[@axetheviking6482]

In that case, Kevin isn't feckless in any meaning of the term.

[@guypierson5754]

@@axetheviking6482 I mean, in a time before youtube, he would be one of the most feckless people on the planet. But watching his fecklessness is fucking hilarious so he is a huge success. Honestly, I'm not trying to be mean to him, I watch all his stuff, but what would he have done in a previous generation? :D

[@ykomat6860]

Here’s another tip to keep your identity a secret Miles don’t scream your mentors name in public!!

[@Jackn17_]

Well tbf ‘Peter’ hardly narrows it down

[@ykomat6860]

@@Jackn17_ it could help narrow it down I mean now the public knows Spider-Man is named Peter something okay and you know he’s smart since he’s creating all these gadgets so cross reference a person named Peter with a high IQ boom you got Peter Parker

[@Jackn17_]

@@ykomat6860 but how many people know who peter is?

[@ykomat6860]

@@Jackn17_ All of the Daily bugle employees all of his classmates,octavios,miles etc

[@Jackn17_]

@@ykomat6860 i doubt All of daily bugle knows him, he is quiet in his class so not much people acknowledge him plus neither would think he could fight And Miles is the one who would be revealing his name is Peter And should I mention how there are thousands of people called Peter in New York?

[@sneakyspidey774]

"I'm vibrating all over the place" Just think about that for a moment...

[@sof6371]

𝑵𝒐𝒘 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍 𝒊𝒕

[@anniedangerface]

@@sof6371 o.o

[@AdrianaReyes-io5zf]

no

[@TheDevilRejectsNone]

@@sof6371 bad uncle, bad

[@Cj-xt6tv]

Lol he was right tho. The controller scared the hell outta me when the game started and the train stopped

[@akuku4519]

It looks so creepy when he's crawling on the wall without the suit on jfc

[@IV.Fourth]

The more you know,spiderman was originaly supposed to be horror comic

[@sebastianferm4440]

Peter: I got you a surprise! Miles: Whoa, really?! Thank you so much, what is it?! Peter: HOMEWORK!

[@radicalmetal_yt5574]

I love when kevin plays story games like this because he doesn't take them seriously at all and its amazing

[@gc8568]

Latino mother’s in this game: Where have you been My friends Latino mom: *Flip Flop of Death and lots of Spanish shouting*

[@Alyakismydutchname]

Another one lost to *_La Chancla_* 😢

[@theflickchick9850]

This exchange is killing me 😂

[@lewisgarner5615]

The longer la chancla is on earth the stronger it becomes

[@moniquita720]

Feckless: lacking initiative or strength of character; irresponsible. That's great Kevin! That means you were right! Feck is initiative, and we could all do with a little more feck.

[@theawesomeike6085]

"Hey uh, you think you're gonna add Kevin's new character too?" "Turg? yeah, maybe, Jim's just my guy, you know?"

[@goth.1e]

Happy belated birthday Kevin, you're definitely one of the best KZbinrs out there, hope you had a good day :)

[@monopium1]

“The greatest album ever “ Then plays Christmas music

[@DynamiteGuys]

Hey! The first song was an Otis Redding classic, so yes!

[@monopium1]

@@DynamiteGuys yeah but not the greatest album the greatest Christmas album maybe

[@grandmaashley]

grandma approved

[@IamaPERSON]

Thanks grandma

[@yuki97kira]

Grandma..when will kevin recruit you for watchdogs?

[@anniedangerface]

Nana!

[@satanism_rocks]

Can u make more cooking tutorials?

[@kgkomrin]

Grandma I live you

[@keysieraffucci4669]

“Kill the baby!” I’m starting to be terrified of the idea of Kevin ever being near a real baby

[@callmeturg]

“Just destroy his life.” Miles, welcome to the club.

[@anniedangerface]

Poor miles

[@callmeturg]

@@anniedangerface I imagined the vine of that old lady going “Honey, you’ve got a big storm comin’”

[@IamaPERSON]

@@callmeturg could you link it? I've never heard of that one

[@marshidden4352]

He already lost his dad in a freaking demon attack, now Kevins making it worse for him.

[@callmeturg]

@@IamaPERSON kzbin.info/www/bejne/hWa6k3mYlK2caac

[@satanism_rocks]

I Love how Spider-man started killing civilians after he started to feel stupid

[@arthurshelby6748]

Can’t watch call me Kevin because KZbin is down. “Alexa play hurt by Johnny cash”

[@reyiscoolest]

i just wanna watch kevin what more is there to ask ;(

[@satanthelord5498]

Alexa belike “can’t load youtube”

[@deltahalo241]

I like how often Miles was calling out Peter's real name during that opening sequence "Man, how does Peter, that's Peter Parker, the original Spiderman, First name Peter Last name Parker deal with this secret identity stuff?"

[@Mythus_Scholaris]

I’m scared for when hogwarts legacy comes out and we learn that Jim Pickens did go to hogwarts

[@burnt_sugar_ink]

lmao same, I'm awaiting chaos

[@italeecastellon6909]

As a Chicana, a Hispanic woman would NEVER get mad at her son unless he talks back, breaks her rules, or gets a girl pregnant out of wedlock and that's IF she's strict. Hispanics LOVE their boys tbh 😭😅😂

[@conormcc_9656]

Happy we get to witness Kevin mess with a whole new generation of gaming characters. Poor feckers.

[@irtdor665]

I love how Kevin somehow always finds a way to kill as many innocent as possible 🤣

[@marisascarduzio4674]

Kevin you should know that I haven't been able to take my antidepressants the past few days and so far you're the only thing that's made me feel better. Thank you for all that you do :)

[@IV.Fourth]

Kevin is always making people feel better,i dont tske antidepressants or anything but when im down and nobody is there to talk i just watch his old videos and it helps so much

[@NiGHTSIntoMemes]

"Oh you're the bad guys aren't you? Oh no, you're the oil industry, you're even worse! You're supervillains!"

[@harryhn1954]

You know it's good day when Kevin uploads.

[@Ulvis_B]

👍

[@tahitiandfaith1962]

That must mean everyday is a good day

[@naomi55aisha]

Oh no, I got it, *it was their snowman* LMAOOOOOO😂💀💀

[@day7163]

Wait, Kevin you didn’t know Miles could do that. You need to watch Into the Spider-verse now!

[@ibeatmyrick9375]

I love how the Random thugs and training program were worse than the very powerful gang with experience and high tech.

[@dynodan896]

Hi kevin, just wanted to let you know that you're amazing and you've helped me through alot with all the laughs you give me, keep up the great work!! :)

[@LeviGraberVlogs81]

Dude sameee

[@anniedangerface]

Hey dan!

[@IamaPERSON]

@@anniedangerface default!

[@MrK-tp1gr]

I agree Dyno Dan😀

[@anniedangerface]

@@IamaPERSON turg troupe!

[@marshidden4352]

Kevin nailed the superhero job with Peter, I can’t wait to see how he screws it up with Miles.

[@dhwriter0724]

"A bit a narcissist". Me, as a loving mother: Well, kids tend to be that way.

[@wy4553]

KEVIN PLEASE MAKE MORE BAKING BAD VIDEOS. That flashback brought back great memories 😭😭🙏

[@PhoebeandDuke]

When KZbin will play ads but not Kevin’s content. It’s a sad day.

[@ashrowan2143]

@Cody Last Name supposedly their was an issue going on server wide o couldn't get 90% of the KZbin I was trying to watch either

[@HodlinC]

I love how Jonah did not react to Miles and Rhino at all. But soon as Pete showed up, OH THEN HE HAD A PROBLEM.

[@Juliana-kc1sv]

KZbin is back and it’s Kevin Time

[@Kobbz]

A hero... Kevin is not the hero we deserved, but the one we needed.

[@caseyc3355]

I don’t think Kevin likes the training program :(

[@strangestpear]

I came here from listening to horrific stories and immediately greeted by Kevin .. this is SUCH a relief ... maybe

[@stg2543]

Day 47 of asking kevin to kill everyone in santa fortuna from Hitman2 Well done 47, you have succesfully eliminated Miles Morales. Clean kill.

[@IamaPERSON]

Fitting

[@kendrawilson8527]

Kevin: buys spider man miles morales Also kevin: who am I am I just spider man

[@gonzabruh3183]

"Spiderman: Miles Morales but i never should've been myself."

[@audreyschmitt1782]

9:12 if Kevin can't have heat, neither can those children

[@fitzm1278]

Kevin: has ps5 Me: has ps2 because the ps3 is too expensive

[@jasondavis5174]

Lol same problem

[@gemjule]

I've got a ps1 and a ps4 thinking I might just hammer them together

[@darthralin]

Wait, the CEO dude is called Krieger? Audible gasp. He must be related to Krieger from Archer, probably has all the mad scientist genes and the AI wife to show for it too.

[@toa2662]

How could Kevin notice a little thumb print but not his sims dying

[@Missquerade]

Happy belated birthday Kevin! I just wanted to say you made my life these past three years with your content.

[@jcubo63]

Someone: *breathes* Kevin: “That’s probably going to kill him”

[@johans3164]

Ah yes. Oil dude. The most menacing and terrifying Spider-man villains since Bone Saw

[@skelotoninstructor]

great video kevin, but is mole2 available to talk?

[@seidimeow]

I've never been this early 😄 but also, I'm still new here, so please correct me if I'm wrong but shouldn't Kevin be wearing his spidey suit

[@cowboyanxiety]

oh hey i remember you from gmm comment sections!! welcome to kevins channel :D

[@seidimeow]

@@cowboyanxiety aw thanks! Glad to be a part of the cult I mean channel lol!

[@extremistgarchomp4950]

Miles really needed a great power great responsibility quote apparently

[@stateberg7208]

I remember in Spiderman two The police can actually do stuff so you could just Watch them take care of the Situation

[@hittemwittayert760]

“Catch the baby.... KILL THE BABY” I think you have been stained with your previous evil personas Kevin😂

[@Berserker32]

I've always been curious how his "spider sticky-ness" manages to work through his clothing especially on his regular shoes

[@alvinchua9209]

KZbin video isnt playing,/working right now, so now Im just looking at the comment

[@gajjdy]

I've seen jacksepticeyes gameplay, I've seen theRadBrads gameplay, I've seen MKIceAndFires gameplay, I've seen Pewdiepies gameplay. But this one is the fucking best one. Love you Kevin!

[@cowboyanxiety]

im quietly offended that the ps5 had the nerve to come out before i could afford it ):< anyway this was super fun to watch kevin youre the greatest spider-man as always ;)

[@wiIien]

Ngl I was expecting a Valhalla video, but this was the best Spiderman video I've seen today lol

[@pengubud]

1:17 me adjusting to online school

[@Breadinvader]

I hope this will be a series

[@ESCEra13]

Day 153 of asking Kevin to play the Kim Kardashian mobile game

[@lightskintaex5626]

YES

[@mr.peanutbutter5160]

you are doing the gods work

[@ailanflowers4768]

You fight the good fight

[@bethmaa]

I NEED him to play it that would be hilarious

[@ainenicholgain7827]

*Rhino spreading fire* Kevin: I think I'm in love 😍😍

[@Mad-rg9sz]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEVIN!!

[@leeannpelletier4117]

@1:07 The game did this exact thing in the amazing Spider-Man game!!!

[@muscipFIN]

"where did they get all these guns from?" kev hasnt been to the US

[@jenthelass]

not even the intro is complete and i already love it

[@pkj6684]

I was waiting for Kevin to destroy everyone's lives here

[@poletti7270]

13:16 no, roxxon is an oil corporation, you were right Kevin

[@brianbelle9018]

How in the world do you come up with all of these amazing jokes on the fly, no matter the game?

[@anantrawat2311]

Kevin's attitude would make an excellent gwenpool

[@axolottadamage]

oh no miles love your family members whilst you can, *_kevin's arrived_*

[@Dylan_6469]

The mall Santa was a mixture of Hobo Santa and the Coach from Bully

[@salemkitty5786]

Needed this after a long day, thank you

[@a.o.8527]

“I became a superhero, with many casualtie” -the description, 2020

[@indy8551]

I've been looking forward to this.

[@marymelancholia1838]

Kevin is not the hero we deserve, but yet we have him. 😌 Btw, loved the Schrödingers Cat reference.

[@arthurshelby6748]

Waiting here in the comments while KZbin is down, feels like being trapped in Jim Pickens basement

[@reyiscoolest]

me too bro

[@Aekienn]

At least Turg might be around somewhere while we wait

[@arthurshelby6748]

Everywhere turg goes Jim follows, I’d rather be stuck in the basement than in his graveyard

[@Eidenhoek]

In the PAL version, you play as Kilometers Morales

[@cwovictor3281]

Kevin, after your simcity episode, I think *you're* the oil dude.

[@christinam8271]

Hands down best let’s play of this

[@Craftbubi]

When you see Kevin has Uploaded but KZbin is currently down... 😑

[@WaterSodaaaaa]

Kevi would make an amazing hero. He would destroy the city before the villains can.

[@josuerojas9940]

Insta clicked on this when I got the notification

[@katz5156]

If we remember his Sims City playthrough, I think Kevin secretly has heart eyes for "oil man" Always love your playthroughs