Bitlife but I am a complete Karen

Bitlife but I am a complete Karen, CallMeKaren is the new branding
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[@darrencrissistotallyawesom918]

I'm really curious why the microphone thinks it can get away. Kevin doesn't let the prisoners out of his basement, why does the microphone think it's special

[@cinnastag]

It doesn't have a sound reason for it but I guess we can't hear it out.

[@swagittarius5748]

It thinks it's Mic Tyson and can win a fight against Kevin

[@theconsequencesofyouractio7497]

@@swagittarius5748 It’s not trying to escape, it’s constantly trying to uppercut Kevin

[@MikasMeme]

@@theconsequencesofyouractio7497 hes trying to get the headphones off to get to the ears

[@Fjord_Citadel]

Every priso--house guest tries to leave at least once..

[@RRKS]

"He crushed your hair" - I feel like that was quite a mild counterattack after a roundhouse kick to the throat..

[@pw2160]

Not the Karen hair!

[@tinntinnamp]

Yeah exactly, and that booty bop Karen did to him after the kick!

[@AridaneKunOnline]

Essence of Hair Crush

[@elysthir6045]

Usually that move insta kills anyone you do it on in that game lol

[@BatataKarambas]

How does one crush another person's hair though?

[@_elle]

"when that guy slapped my botched ass" was the absolute worst time for me to take a drink

[@LizzieNya]

Here's an advice: never drink/eat anything while watching a Kevin video. It may end in severe choking. Better have a break to have a snack 🤗

[@RainWelsh]

That’s without doubt the best out of context line I’ve heard for a good long while.

[@zachsutton9866]

Uh oh that's a botched ass! Give me some trash to plug up the hole!

[@BatataKarambas]

Hahahaha, to be honest, it's kinkier that way....

[@Monica87831]

Lol I loved this I almost choke on air lol!

[@choriso2546]

Baby: asks for a hat when he's like 7 Karen: no wtf *Baby, grown up with an actual job* Karen: so YOU DID have money for a hat :/

[@kevindasilva3790]

Classic Karen logic, this video was too funny.

[@elanderan1104]

8:43 "He crushed your hair" The attacks in this game are hysterical.

[@Vicioussnakeboy]

One time I got "I gouged his eyelid" which implied my character gouged someone's eye out

[@magymaurice6051]

"I'm depressed and losing money every year" is a fitting summary for almost all of Kevin's bit life characters

[@Arel_Kursat]

It is also fitting to me

[@sirensong2628]

Me

[@sondrawilson4430]

Very fitting for college students as well

[@heavenlydusk]

Ikr

[@autobotashley6510]

My everyday life quote. 💁🏼‍♀️

[@adrienn8992]

“Bye for now!”, I eagerly reply to Kevin’s goodbye after watching his older videos for 2 h 40 min straight, only to wait silently for him to upload a new one and hear “Hey there friends, how’s it going, my name is Kevin” for the 15th time today

[@sleepykitty1558]

Szija :'D

[@cleetusbartholomew]

i was doing this today as well

[@anniedangerface]

mood

[@Piggye0ngam3r]

Only 15 times? Rookie numbers

[@sushzii]

Same

[@BigMac87963]

You missed a good opportunity to say “Hey there friends, my name is Karen”

[@virgil4043]

But his name is kevin

[@beleaua8846]

That would've been hilarious

[@popularshows6433]

@- iHavEdepression - It's a bad meme

[@medium.kahuna]

@- iHavEdepression - Pretty sure they were joking also as well

[@ashleywilliams4665]

Funny how someone can comment something positive, light and funny and the internet immediately ruins it

[@nessycyrodiil]

I can't believe how Kevin manages to casually slap us with his stunning features. First his humor, then angelic singing, AND NOW THIS 9:17

[@NegativeAccelerate]

I’ll never recover OMG

[@katelivewire]

Ngl i shrieked a bit when i saw it on his insta XD

[@rachelhallie7483]

He is so fine I'm dyyying

[@DoggoAnimations]

And this too lol 11:33

[@kuromifytheworld008]

i'm not gay but

[@kookasaurous3336]

"You suspect you have dementia." "I'M TEN" There were wise words somewhere in the comment section about not eating or drinking while watching his videos.

[@kinkshamer2278]

zJsvwgsgayava

[@zetjet9901]

Yeah Luna gave that advice

[@Vicioussnakeboy]

Well, a 19 year old college kid was diagnosed with Alzheimer's after having memory loss from 17 years old so it could be possible

[@nanaba9811]

Therapist: „CallMeKaren isn’t real, she can’t hurt you“ CallMeKaren: 0:17

[@trimine2393]

Lol

[@allieburns8659]

Agh XDDD - Lmaooo

[@lisatracey3815]

“This video is sponsored by the Honda Odyssey”

[@jorgeneedssleep7978]

But have you heard about the incredible versatility of the Mercedes GLA?

[@Frog_Wizard801]

@@jorgeneedssleep7978 the rivalry continues

[@krislane6607]

I’m

[@Frog_Wizard801]

@@krislane6607 I don’t understand

[@daniidelrey]

"This video is sponsored by Karen Luxury Haircuts"

[@ratlesbian5498]

kevin finding a healthy outlet for his retail trauma, we love to see it

[@vornamenachname2858]

Name: Kevin 🤫 Destiny: Karen 🔪 Report: Filed 😈 Element: Air 🔫 Honda: Odyssey 🚘

[@MystikalFaery]

Hotel: Trivago.

[@candykyujung]

@@MystikalFaery Plot twist: Hotel California

[@perilous-panda4993]

@@MystikalFaery I hate that joke it makes me wanna die

[@lovecraftminusthexenophobi4128]

Kevin's gonna get flashbacks when he reads that last one.

[@himynameismaryyy]

Hotel: Trivago 🏨

[@thepokemonqueen]

"her boyfriend doesn't wanna make love, he wants to play pokemon instead!" *mood*

[@Mr-Green0]

12:38 When Pokemon is more important than sex.

[@tashkent561]

@@Mr-Green0 It's always more important.

[@red8039]

ace culture

[@Vicioussnakeboy]

Men: obsessed with wanting sex Men when someone offers to have sex with them: nah hold on i gotta get this pokemon

[@scourge5443]

Kevin: making fun of Karen’s but trying to not offend the people who act do those things

[@breadpilled2587]

Classic kevin

[@greencatandbluedog]

On a Tuesday

[@Theaggressivegamer450]

Next among us but i am the weirdest player ever

[@jimmylittle9393]

He's wholesome even as a Karen

[@ellissvannish5788]

"Hey, wanna go on a date?" "Sorry, I'm depressed."

[@OsKarMike1306]

I unironically used this excuse a few times because I'm a goddamn mess of a person and I really don't want to inflict that on someone else

[@redactedz6146]

@@OsKarMike1306 Ayeee nothin like declining people because you know you're a mess and would just lead to dissapointment

[@Gleeisawesome999]

@@OsKarMike1306 hey man, as long as you are focused on bettering yourself it's completely fine bc sometimes it really is what you don't need. i ended my last relationship because of this and don't regret it as i got to grow and focus on myself more. that being said, best of luck to you, and i hope things get better. it really is tough out here. in messes, there's always a hidden treasure. good luck.

[@morfrid4262]

Honestly, if I hadn't been in a relationship for so long now and were asked on a date by someone, I'd legit use the same excuse. It is a bit unfair to pull this stranger in your personal mess

[@Safiyahalishah]

In addition to the rest of the replies here, some kinds of people just lose interest in relationships when they're depressed, romantic and platonic.

[@kathleenlasick3955]

Ok, hear me out, Karen Demands as Jim's new love interest in Sims. She would do a great job helping him run the new compound.

[@Metzli]

But then she'd become the manager, she'd become the very thing she swore to destroy!

[@_Red-Wolf_]

Yes

[@rainbowgeekster866]

As someone who does not watch his Sim series and has just started watching this video, that first sentence took me a long time to comprehend what was going on lol

[@nessa3972]

Maybe....it could work, as long as she doesn't try to kill Jim or take over the world. Only Jim is allowed to take over the world 😌

[@rebeccaedwards7270]

That would be hilarious

[@LuShanna]

"A creeper hired me as a babysitter." Sounds like the perfect beginning for a r/letsnotmeet story

[@Curlyheart]

Aww man

[@Curlyheart]

Aww man

[@calistusjay60]

Me who owns a Honda Odyssey: "I can't believe Kevin said I act like a Karen. How DARE he!? I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO HIS MANAGER."

[@kevindasilva3790]

Oof 😂

[@the.192]

Kevin IS HIS OWN MANAGER

[@xxcallmeniaxx3272]

@@the.192 no silly Jim Pickens is his manager

[@EnglishDave.]

Ah shit here we go again

[@serbianbro5322]

I have to say this: no one has better fan base than Kevin, I hope he realizes how much we love him.

[@whytho8856]

it's true. for how much killing and torture he does in games he has such a wholesome fanbase🥺💕

[@oshanne]

Turg

[@nikkiesona]

Everyone in his fan base seems so wholesome and supportive, I love it here.

[@charlulu]

the non-toxicity actually made me think he was a small youtuber with like 5K subs

[@anniesupweman7829]

yesss and i just know everyone is so nice aswell

[@rowan2241]

His headphone "pain" sounds are getting more sexual with every video

[@nighttaco10blooperton8]

I think he’s starting to enjoy it more and more each time

[@rowan2241]

@@nighttaco10blooperton8 it's kind of worrying

[@whytho8856]

@@rowan2241 nah it's fine as long as it's consensual

[@rowan2241]

@@whytho8856 But who has to give consent?

[@OfficialRaddeck]

@@rowan2241 Headphones, obviously.

[@64bit-boi11]

Kevin: let’s name her Karen Bitlife: So you’ve chosen the speak to the manager lifestyle

[@biancasumfinrandom1653]

"How do I identify a bouncer if they've got no clothes on?" Simple, they'd be bouncing along.

[@rebecca-jadeharris443]

This made me laugh a lot more then it probably should have 😂😂😂

[@SoAdeborable]

No body: Karen’s boyfriend: “health is important to me and I can’t be with someone who has BUNIONS” 8:43 What?! 😭😂

[@DeliciousJames]

I, too, once thought I had dementia but I drank some water and it went away

[@NegativeAccelerate]

... or else u forgot

[@Vicioussnakeboy]

​@@NegativeAccelerate How to cure dementia: Forget you have dementia

[@chipsanddip593]

I have a small suspicion that he wants us to call him Kevin and we are his friends

[@rafaelalodio5116]

What makes you to draw such extraordinary conclusion?

[@wirtz7223]

@@rafaelalodio5116 I don’t know where he found it but i think it’s an unlikely theory...

[@amitasrivastava493]

That theory is so farfetched

[@chipsanddip593]

@@rafaelalodio5116 I have reached the ends of this flat earth to find this theory. I have found the one and only Jim Pickens over at the edge. He told me the secrets.

[@trumgamesgames475]

AsinloveYunz.Link

[@jasonince4094]

"Can I speak to your manager" is the scariest thing a mother can say

[@Vicioussnakeboy]

What about "We need to talk"?

[@FandomDealer]

4:18 "Sorry, I forgot my gender" is a mood

[@candidesque6470]

„Ferrying people around“ I think that might be a case of mistaken identity between Karen and Charon 😅

[@jojoscats]

Under rated observation!

[@dopesickdog]

HA

[@belled5464]

Going straight to the manager upstairs, *GLASHNOK*

[@mizzmixzyedits]

Did anyone read the fight with the boyfriend? " Your boyfriend attacked you, he crushed your hair " x)

[@doomspidey1737]

Not the hair!

[@mqximofeditz8881]

No, anything but the hair!

[@isaacnewton8649]

Damn not the hair

[@meetaverma8372]

Now I'm thinking about the logistics of that

[@journeym1234]

9:17 I cant believe he actually took a mirror selfie 😂

[@maggiemuffin8385]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THE COMMENTS ABOUT IT

[@knightng4le]

FRRR I WAS LIKE “😳”

[@maggiemuffin8385]

@@knightng4le I thought it was photoshopped then I looked and I was like 👁👄👁

[@kimmyslice]

I was literally thinking the same thing!! My reaction was like oh 👀 okayyy, not bad I guess haha

[@Pichudiamond3]

2:34 ok that was a solid Charon joke, it took me a while to even realize lol

[@Roozyj]

Ooooh thanks xD I didn't even consider that, because I pronounce Charon with a Dutch g instead of an English one xD

[@UrielSeptim456]

"Your name is Chiron!?"

[@sehzzy]

“Highlights of the year: South Africa has officially declared war on Japan.” *Gulps in 2020* What year is this?

[@JovianReign]

I love seeing how involved Kevin gets in these Bitlife roleplays, it really gets me immersed in the Karen experience.

[@eliskolan8205]

I love it when kevin's videos line up with my work break, perfect timing

[@goth.1e]

Calling it now, given the option he's not gonna vaccinate his child

[@Tresquall]

Bravo

[@CalypsoMelypso]

Geez that's a terrifying thought... Kevin with his own children, miniature Kevins causing chaos, confusion and destruction everywhere they go, as their dad teaches them and watches proudly.. as they go on to murder many innocent lives......

[@idlecorville]

“He looks great and he’s absolutely insane.” Sounds like Kevin alright

[@Liviosaur.]

The fact that Kevin still thinks the baby laughing at the beginning of a new life is actually crying, still kills me 😂

[@hearmeout1767]

I thought it was crying too? 😂

[@hyvnmni]

Just leaving a comment to tell Kevin how much we love him, how funny and comforting his videos are and how handsome and lovely he is. 💖 Thank you for putting a smile on our faces everyday, Kevin. 💖

[@thedonkey6704]

Callmekevin is like my dad. He’d make me laugh till I’m 12, then leave to get milk

[@anniedangerface]

😧

[@atmywhitson]

Oh no

[@LizzieNya]

Oh jesus

[@Vicioussnakeboy]

And then go on a killing spree with his friend Jim Pickens

[@josephchambers2000]

Grandmother: Heart Attack Mother : Drugs Overdose Son: Murder gone wrong Father: well I guess I win then.

[@lolablake9196]

The daughter who was adopted out may have ended up with a better life

[@pissedinyourcornflakes2939]

Victory Royale

[@jaxsterminator8634]

Hotel: Trivago

[@justin2308]

This was like Kevin playing the bad guy and the good guys actually winning. 😅

[@Hiitismeheehee]

12:18 "yes I finally have money" *screen showing -$1,029*

[@aspen1713]

“I’m depressed and losing money every year” mood :’)

[@fabienne9225]

"Hey there friends, how's it going. My Name is Kevin..." * shows death * Alright, alright 🤔

[@alittlefella985]

I love ur profile pic dwqifbwakjsksjd

[@fabienne9225]

@@alittlefella985 🤭

[@X8xPhoenixx8X]

Dad joke of the day...... Why was the lamp not heavy? Because it's light

[@Emil_Stoltz]

"Because it's light" Well yes, but actually yes!

[@anniedangerface]

Here’s a comment to help the algorithm, I have nothing clever to say besides you’re the funniest dude on KZbin and thanks for entertaining us!

[@IamaPERSON]

Hey, it's still helpful

[@whytho8856]

if you don't have anything to say, just copy-paste the lyrics to rick astley's new hit single "never gonna give you up"👍

[@Metzli]

Dude, that's amazing! If only everyone thought about that to help youtubers engagement xD

[@breadpilled2587]

"Straight to the manager upstairs" lmao omg

[@LightningMcKingSVTime]

My aunts name is Karen... she’s only had two Honda odyssey’s simultaneously 😡

[@T.L1811]

Ok Karen

[@ekkkkksh]

Kevin, you referred to the wrong Avatar. We do not talk about that one

[@ekkkkksh]

@Darling Vexa Art no, I meant the live action. We don't talk about that abomination.

[@saranemcova5448]

@Darling Vexa Art ohhhhh

[@madslynxz]

I know it’s been 4 years but when I saw Ong instead of Aang I died inside

[@Cfreed]

Having no more things to zoom in on with Kevin's face, he's resorted to death. We knew his brain cells were losing it when he brought Karen in.

[@nooneinparticular1685]

I'm so psyched to see another bitlife video- I swear watching Kevin play it is 50x more fun than the actual game is when I play lol

[@seidimeow]

how the heck was this SO entertaining 😂 everything just kept getting funnier also what I heard was hey there friends, can I speak to the manager, my name is karen 👋

[@HopePapernacky]

"BitLife, but I'm *you.* " absolutely takes me out every time

[@ESCEra13]

Day 164 of asking Kevin to play the Kim Kardashian mobile game

[@binta9]

we need it

[@ishan2420]

Thats a lot of days

[@humanperson4605]

@@ishan2420 its commitment at its finest.

[@juliap7406]

this game is boring as hell, with a very repetitive gameplay and also a total cash grab. No thanks

[@airbearr]

pls

[@Hybattt]

The Second Kevin takes control of baby his life goes down the shitter

[@midnightmoon6790]

Your boyfriend does not want to make love to you, he wants to play Pokémon instead Me:Is there a second controller?

[@whytho8856]

#justacethings

[@MonicaLovesCheese]

No pokemon game worth a shit is multiplayer.

[@mr.joethedestroyer2334]

@@MonicaLovesCheese All Pokémon games are technically multiplayer though. Or is that what you’re getting at?

[@Zyvo2]

Thermostat breaks: Karen "This Car is undrivable." Also, What Thermostat costs over $400?!? You can pick one up from Autozone for that model for less than $7.

[@nyanocloud]

One word: Labor

[@NiaJustNia]

I feel like Karen would be constantly at the doctor and start a scene if they won't give her antibiotics for everything

[@SylviaRustyFae]

7:13 Fyi, if you report someone to your supe at work and they dont immediatelt get punished... You can actually file a follow up report with HR, often for both the person you reported and your supe. Its like a karens wet dream of reporting :P I actually always use that tactic in Bitlife cuz even when my supe is my best friend they always ignore my reports... But ive seen that HR will often fire them by the next yr if i report someone directly to them after my supe laughs it off.

[@josephstover4736]

2:23 the pure, genuine joy on Kevin's face. That's what the world needs right now 😊

[@chameleon626]

Oh my gosh yes this is going to be incredible Kevin+Karen+Bitlife=Miracle Mix

[@treciep]

That “goodbye” to your mic was so cute at 3:08

[@logan_wolf]

6:59 "You are unable to find anyone to love. That's depressing." Oh. I was thinking it's "relatable."

[@callmeturg]

Day 10 of telling Kevin that he is tall, dark, and handsome 💙

[@IamaPERSON]

Turg

[@CbaDropDead]

Turg

[@erikboydston4476]

Turg

[@a.o.8527]

Turg

[@gabrielt.c]

Turg

[@BrabyTheCool177]

8:52 he crushed Karen’s hair

[@yee5074]

I love and understand this video.

[@TheLibermania]

1:03 "She is going straight to the manager upstairs" is weirdly poetic

[@a9ollo653]

When he sees the Honda Odyssey I just remember that those things are built like tanks. Was riding in one once and got rear ended but their car was actually more messed up than ours. All we got was a slightly messed up fender, barely noticeable

[@poisonempress]

Every time you say hello I always say hi back, it's like seeing a good friend every time I click on one of your videos Kevin. You genuinely improve my mood no matter how negative I may feel.

[@noobi_forever3462]

Kevin: I know you have money give me that piggy bank Piggy bank: Holds 100k+

[@msia7201]

8:21 You bought a PYRITE RING!? No wonder he rejected you; you just called him a fool.

[@daniell91]

That feel when you just watched Deadpool and Wolverine online and watch old CallMeKevin videos where he buys a Honda Odyssey.

[@GeraldSipe]

Baby: Dying of ringworm Mo: I will not miss this opprotunity

[@Shevlander]

I love how he already started off dead

[@jessicademarest7598]

Karen: can I speak to your manager Kevin: can I speak to your imposter

[@whytho8856]

accurate

[@beckyalirocks]

The redirect confusion between Karen and Charon is beautiful

[@shirothewhitefox378]

"Goodbye!" When Kevin chuckled because his microphone went bye bye i had to laugh so hard i missed the next few minutes.

[@nicolearia6764]

7:55 that was the best thing you could say to someone who gets mad at u for not using their last name for their kid

[@bfkick5971]

Im starting to think this is actually Kevin telling us his previous adventures.

[@gumball609]

@ 3:23 as a South African man I can confidently say that we will lose the war against Japan

[@charlhavenga7233]

Did win the world cup so they might hold some animosity, but for sure we're screwed.

[@jakegarlicbread]

I feel like Honda Odyssey needs to be a character added to the Kevin cinematic universe

[@3NA_exe]

11:14 must’ve been Jim Picken’s home

[@kain.7944]

0:39 Hey, Call me Kevin, Kevin here. What if - i would play as you? *Music starts*

[@cennin11]

"Alright, Karen, it's time for love I think" -Me bracing myself to go out into the world. You are unable to find anyone to love. -Me retreating back into my fortress of solitude

[@GukoGukokun]

6:42 The most depressing thing is how accurate this is

[@dynodan896]

Hello Kevin, I hope you have an amazing day and I hope you are doing well, keep up the great work! : )

[@MrK-tp1gr]

:)

[@IamaPERSON]

@@MrK-tp1gr hello friend!

[@MrK-tp1gr]

Hello😊

[@xItsClobberinTime]

The video's over, and I'm still laughing at "I think I have dementia? I'm 10!"

[@RandomWriter9110]

I had a good friend in college named Karen who owned a Honda Odyssey and worked for Mary Kay on the side. This episode feels a little too real! 😂

[@Ryyi23]

9:10 Freddy Krueger was born in a kind of prison, too!

[@variaxi935]

12:05 naturally Karen's first date is with a "petty officer" in the Navy lmao

[@McEefers69]

My dad had a Honda Odyssey for three or four years, then married a Karen.

[@kevindasilva3790]

Rip ☠️

[@RachCan]

It’s been over a month and I JUST got the joke of Karen ferrying people from one side to the other. It’s Charon. CHARON

[@rafaelalodio5116]

Not gonna lie, bitlife videos are definitely my favorite, keep em coming

[@theteen5]

12:39 this man is a king

[@myramarere12]

Jim Pickens: Is a guy from Zimbabwe. Me, a Zimbabwean: 😅😅

[@BoredMurphy]

"Sorry I forgot my gender" Ha, mood.

[@TheIndigoSystem]

3:08 lmao I almost choked on my salad when the mic disappeared

[@spikesshadow8683]

No lie; I was playing Bitlife last night at work and my one year old son got stomped on by a hippo and died. For the absolute no reason at all, reading that cheered me up. I blame Kevin for rubbing off on me 😂