I became the worst politician ever in Bitlife

[@darkprincette]

"i can't kiss a 14 year old, i want to become a politician" buddy you have an awful lot of faith in the system, it doesn't seem to have stopped anyone before

[@Can_0_Worms]

LMAOO 💀💀💀💀

[@dcw223]

1 year later now we got the Clinton on the island thing 🤣🤣

[@mariams3879]

Speaking from expérience?

[@Guy....................]

💀

[@darkprincette]

@@mariams3879 luckily no, but reconsider making that kinda comments to strangers maybe?

[@desolationturn8944]

"my special talent is crime because that's the closest thing to politics they offer" this is why you're the best

[@UltraHylia]

16:50 Is literally Boris Johnson

[@doggytheanarchist7876]

1.4 likes and not 1 angry comment. That's quite the accomplishment. Maybe you should run for president? 🤷🏻‍♂️ 😀

[@lucieandskinny]

@@doggytheanarchist7876 only 1.4? ik that feeling i once spelt "our'' wrong

[@Alpatrixx]

2.4k likes 4 comments, thats how you know its a very good comment : D

[@L.P090]

I am

[@weedlechu]

0:45 I love that Kevin pronounced Desiree as “Desire” instead of “Deziray”

[@humanzombieninja]

ye she desires to be pee residents friend she got rejected and was never seen again

[@grumpysphinx4911]

I thought it was "Dee-zy-ree"

[@weedlechu]

@@grumpysphinx4911 I can’t tell how that’s different from what I put :,)

[@reneeischill8488]

Went to the comment section just to find this 😂😅

[@umyeah3116]

@@grumpysphinx4911 in most situations it’s “dez-eh-ray” (at least where I live it could be different in a lot of places)

[@lordporpoise8761]

4:52 Let's be honest, if a politician promised to 'not do anything and not fuck the country up anymore' I think they'd be a vast improvement on a lotta places rn.

[@friedrudibega6384]

At least there’s no more mean tweets . FJB

[@thelunarnova1813]

@@friedrudibega6384 FJB FDT

[@SnivillusLupin]

They already make promises like that and they don't keep them, that's asking for more of the same. Doing the same thing again and again expecting a different result is the definition of insanity.

[@ariaperimeter]

@@friedrudibega6384 fdt too

[@OptimisticNihilist15]

Then why have someone in that position?

[@WolvieX23]

I love how Kevin always zooms in on something completely random when he does the intro 😂

[@echoten4124]

he's been doing that

[@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470]

I miss the "my name is Kevin" tho :(

[@connorburton1009]

It's not always random! When he says "My name is Kevin", sometimes he zooms in on something that implies he's an idiot or a bad person.

[@dublex22]

@@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 bruh I actually just noticed and literally went back and rewatched the intros of the last videos to find out when that stopped and now Am sad 😞

[@natelax1367]

I’ve been keeping track of everything he’s zoomed in on for quite a few videos. If you take the first letter of each it spells out a sentence “hi my name is Kevin” he’s playing 4-D chess

[@raychillll]

I like how he wouldn’t kiss a girl for fear of opponents using it again him, but acting in pornos? No problem there.🤷‍♀️

[@SomniiLinn]

that does sound like a politician though... x')

[@Nell10offdt]

Fr😂😂😂😂

[@thelazygamingpanda3973]

Maybe he doesn’t kiss in the pornos just goes straight to the…porn

[@JazzoBeat]

It's straight action but no kissing

[@chancecam9397]

This is the most accurate representation of American politics I've ever seen

[@chloekrueger9497]

Very bad timing TBH 😬😅

[@Galaxy-rj1kj]

@@chloekrueger9497 perfect timing

[@lucyread]

@@chloekrueger9497 why bad timing? i'm from and in america just wondering if it was anything specific

[@kenziemathews926]

@@lucyread America is quite literally on fire, if you hadn't noticed. Something about abortion rights being under attack, just succeeded in fact. After that there seems to be some contraception attack talk mixed in with some hyper anti-lgbt pushing.

[@kenziemathews926]

@@lucyread gotten so bad flicking Boris Johnson said america is being wacky

[@tonichan89]

It would be cool if growing old in bitlife could make you senile, and you start getting prompts like "you forgot your grandchilds name and they started crying" or "your maid is stealing from you!" etc

[@carrot7868]

It does sound pretty cool!

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

That sounds horrible depressing for a fun lil game :(

[@TheRealLaking]

@@thesaviorofsouls5210 The game already has quite a lot of murder

[@snailtan4332]

@@TheRealLaking he said depressing not fun afternoon activity

[@racoonwhocannotbekilled9999]

@@snailtan4332 r/cursedcomments

[@Siobhansama]

"Even America has limits on age you can be in politics" Well Chuck Grassley is 88 and isn't the oldest so..

[@Rob17Cotton]

Case & point America's president can barely remember his own name so that checks out haha 🤣😂

[@cryogenicwaif4688]

I hate all these old crusty bastards making decisions for people they haven't related too for 50+ years

[@Terratetradon]

young wise

[@herty2299]

Our president needs very specific instructions for entering a room. #neverforget

[@Rob17Cotton]

@@herty2299 brilliant 😂😂

[@evedaugherty]

I think BJ Licker needs to become a recurring character in the Call Me Kevin canon

[@RealTrey19]

Vote Resident/Licker 2024!

[@SerfOfTheYear]

My favorite part of this Call Me Kevin video was when he said “it’s morbin time.”

[@blankness8]

truly one of the KZbin videos of all time

[@blankness8]

@Jack murphy Oh hey! You're the person I spoke with on a different comment chain a few weeks ago lol! I'm good, how are you :D Edit: wait I don't think I replied to you lol but you were there

[@martino2355]

@Jack murphy

[@nurihan4764]

@Jack malone.

[@knucklepilled]

and then he morbed all over the place clearly the yt video ever

[@threefeetoffun]

"What can a degree in political science get me?" As soon I figure out how to use mine I will let you know. Only had it 12 years.

[@thomasglover4140]

Have you tried using it to start a fire?

[@Wachuma-icp99]

Use it to go to law school, that's what I'd do

[@CyberSaiyan13]

"even America has it's limits on how old a president can be" You'd think so wouldn't you?

[@pythor9674]

Seeing the current president, maybe there should be.

[@jadesgay444]

no seriously plese help us

[@spicelord3006]

or people on SCOTUS.

[@MissPrincessinblue]

The only old guy most want is Bernie. He's actually for the people.

[@williamg8269]

@@pythor9674 Jon Ossoff 2024

[@chloecharbonneau4307]

"That's good that I Googled that or I would have been immediately impeached" After previously being impeached 3 seconds after becoming president last time 😂

[@kenjutsukata1o1]

You know, his recent discovery of having ADHD really puts these things into perspective. I was always baffled how he constantly forgot the things he learned from games, but as somebody with ADHD myself the realization that he probably has similar memory capabilities to me makes a ton of sense. Because my memory is TERRIBLE. Though one advantage is replaying games/rewatching shows and movies can be a lot of fun because I forget half the stuff in them so it's almost like new every time XD

[@chloecharbonneau4307]

@@kenjutsukata1o1 hahaha ya, that's 100% something I would have also forgotten 😅

[@Mr-Green0]

Yeah, by writing a book on his first day as president.

[@deltamike3418]

"When I start to go corrupt, that's when the big bucks start rolling in" "Organized crime... Wait, no, politics. They're very similar."

[@goldchimera3764]

Billy Joe Licker was the real hero of this video

[@midotaku9261]

Hey 3 million subscriber youtuber CallMeKevin, I love your videos and watch it all the time. Could you please play 50 cent bulletproof the PS2 game? It is absolutely wonderful believe me..

[@turnipboy6498]

Hey 12 subscriber youtuber Mido taku92, i love your videos and watch it all the time. I agree

[@Dovah_Slayer]

@@turnipboy6498 hey fictional character turnip boy from the video game turnip boy commits tax evasion it's time to pay your taxes

[@Dovah_Slayer]

That was oddly formal

[@eyelessmartian6928]

Oh shitni forgot about this game

[@Acquaintance6336]

This comment reply section is blessed

[@iam_xrw]

17:28 “even America has its limits on how old a guy can be” man how that has aged poorly

[@maenad1231]

“I want to divorce because your head is too small” I hope she was taking about the one attached to his neck or else that’s a really embarrassing reason to get broken up with

[@candycan9669]

14:00 "Laquitta argued with me because I sold our log cabin after she told me that she didn't want to sell it. I promised her I wouldn't do it again" What a lovely promise.

[@codfishbricker]

As a former Cincinnati resident, Kevin & Pee Resident are somehow more ethical than most of what we've had here.

[@sebastianmadariaga6998]

Kevin, a pro tip: Instead of using your money to go back in time, you can close the app and it will load the last year

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

He gets sponsored by them, pretty sure he has free acces to it all

[@kristiaanstolt6931]

That only works if you get a prompt immediately after aging up, if you age up and no prompt you’ll come back to the app to no change, at least in my experience

[@kingoftreechy5023]

He won't teach that because bitlife wouldn't like that

[@blankness8]

​@@thesaviorofsouls5210 Ngl i do think he is actually paying the 1 euro but compared to the sponsorship money it's a drop in the ocean

[@manologamerss5801]

@@thesaviorofsouls5210 Pretty sure he has to say if he's sponsored by them, plus Bijuu Mike is the one whose actually promoted by Bit life, Kevin just appears on the "watch KZbin" option, along with many KZbinrs who have only made one or two videos on Bitlife

[@Jetfox967]

Billy Joe Licker was the real main character of this video.

[@Mr-Green0]

3:51 Just when you have no depression and anxiety, you immediately got fired.

[@IsaaacWithThreeA]

“I’ll choose crime cuz it’s the closest thing to polotics.” Last time I checked, Kevin, they where the exact same thing.

[@HumanBean23]

At this point I would love to see a whole video of Kevin going through his bitlife graveyard

[@TheBlackBrickStudios]

Kevin, thanks for being a shining beacon of positivity and joy in these dark times. Watching your videos have been exactly what I needed to get through these last few days.

[@opheliastanghelleeriksen8053]

Sending love from the Kevin-cult

[@kingoftreechy5023]

How many days

[@booradley]

1:52 honestly, kevin, that's all of the politicians

[@numbmind120]

You know Jerry Springer was once the Mayor of Cincinnati, Pee is in good company.

[@Wired_User]

Wtf

[@emmajeema]

I misread this as Jerry Seinfeld

[@Yougotcaged102]

Kevin's character accomplished more in 5 minutes then I will in my entire life

[@SovietUnionCCCP]

12:33 “WHAT A TERRIBLE MOTHER” 4:38 “OVER NINETY EIGHT DOLLARS”

[@panjak323]

That "9 out of 10 dentists agree, so they are pushovers" killed me.

[@tehpurplepills]

kevin - "I became the worst politician ever" most politicians - "hold my beer"

[@abbyj4108]

The fact that whoever edited this had to search for Morbius movie clips, truly our bravest solider

[@Mr-Green0]

8:08 (Laughs very hard) You blew all of your money and you didn't get to be governor.

[@maenad1231]

Kevin having no clue how “Désirée” is pronounced is one of my favorite moments 😂

[@sentinellj]

The only the reason I know how to pronounce it is Ace Attorney

[@humanzombieninja]

the only reason i know how to pronounce it is danny phantom

[@tamparockout17]

Day 446 of asking Kevin to play Barbie Detective 1 or Mary Kate and Ashley Magic Mystery Mall

[@ansleyh.5052]

Just wanted to say i love when you make videos on bitlife! I listen to it when im falling asleep. Thanks for making this video :)

[@edercajigas9709]

Reminder that Kevin still hasn't tried some career paths like being in the military or becoming a proffesional athlete

[@Theselection1661]

Ya

[@hanscapon222]

He’s on android he might still be behind lmao

[@Theselection1661]

@@hanscapon222 True is that not a thing that you can do an android

[@js.desertsky]

Kevin, I didn't think anything could make me laugh today so I looked you up. I was laughing within the first minute. Thank you for the happiness.

[@AricShadowDragon]

Poor Billy Joe...and Kevin didn't even do anything to him...

[@pedrovallefin8406]

Oh, but he did. He became his best friend. That sealed his fate.

[@ChaseRadical]

As a citizen of Cincinnati, I guarantee that Pee Resident could genuinely be our governor. 🤣

[@carleysmith8187]

Dude I’m from Cincinnati!!! It’s cool to find another fan from here

[@moonie5565]

Cincinnati! Nice... As far as politics go that's a pretty good place to start your political career. Our former mayor was Jerry Springer. And he was caught paying a hooker with a check

[@manologamerss5801]

4:33 The chances of you receiving bribes are heavily dependant on if you accept bribes or not, so you actually lost millions at this very moment.

[@vancesumrall1829]

"even america has a limit on how old a guy can be, right?" no, kevin. no we dont...

[@isaaccboyd8887]

5:48 “I’m reporting her to Billy Joel THE HIGHEST AUTHORITY IN THE LAND”

[@Eidel_Rose]

R.I.P. Billy Joe Lived an interesting life I guess.

[@pedrovallefin8406]

Too interesting for his own good.

[@pedrostormrage]

16:00 "He's gonna be the new Kim Kardashian, living off his fame" Like Ouroboros biting its own tail 🐍

[@shadowdecidueye]

Ah yes the human name... "desire" lol 0:45

[@MelanieNissley]

11:58 "Can you just suffer from death"💀

[@kvskang3561]

Too early this is the correct timing 12:01

[@connaeris8230]

Finally, the greatest tale of all... I'm talking about Billy Joe's story of course. What a great man. He suffered through so many hardships, but never gave up on life. I only he'd learned how to swim...

[@dialamx1]

Make a character named "Boot Licker" and see how far you get just sucking up to everyone.

[@dialamx1]

@@yoshioxocoke Could be. Saw that name and the idea popped in my head

[@yumeweir2998]

"your friends are all joining twitter, no thank you im already depressed" LMAO KEVIN 😭😭😭

[@flaminghotshishkabob6044]

I've had Twitter for all of a month now and I regret it every day

[@queencleopatra007]

@@flaminghotshishkabob6044 i had to delete my account after only 2 weeks. Honestly idk how people do it lol

[@meiguess6765]

here’s to hoping that in this run he doesn’t become president and then immediately publish a book

[@UndertakerNeverDies]

YAY a BitLife play through video. Since I have gotten into Call me Kevin and watching his past BitLife videos I been anticipating a brand new one. Also thanks to Call Me Kevin who got me curious about BitLife and kind of obsessed with it especially since I’m not a person big on app games.

[@pedrovallefin8406]

I have a bit (pun non intended) of a love/hate relation with the app. At times i found it too be so cheap and crappy (the countless ads, all the content it wants you to pay for, how dated it seems compared to other apps.), but other times it can be so adicting. When playing the Kevin way of course.

[@kath627]

when he says "it's morbin' time" is my favorite moment too omg

[@breathofthedeity2366]

Hey Kevin, congrats on the 3 million, you are my favorite KZbinr and I love sharing your content with my friends, very few others get even remotely close to your level, keep it up

[@myagould8420]

Day 89 of asking Kevin to play the ratchelor It’s a fun online game that is basically the batchelor with rats

[@Jockofc]

I love when you play bitlife, it makes my brain go burr, thank you , I appreciate all you do!

[@Mr-Green0]

0:03 You mean the time you became President of the United States and you immediately got kicked caused you wrote a book?

[@mcdeezyofficial]

love how he pronounced desiree “desire”

[@itsiranaa]

Putting the P in people Is slogan I'd stand behind

[@idiotidiot5821]

You dont wanna stand in front of someone full of P. Or maybe you do, Im not judging.

[@kylieroth2326]

I watch/listen to the BitLife series to go to sleep at night because I’ve watched them so many times I can fall asleep to them now. Apparently I’ve trained my brain to sleep whenever I watch them cuz I turn it on then have no clue what’s happening cuz I fall asleep 😂

[@still_your_zelda]

The fact I’m getting political ads before this. 💀 Clearly Kevin is the only valid candidate.

[@paulafreytes5085]

I read the title of the video and was like "the worst? really? mmm it's kinda hard to be the worst rn"

[@nunyabusiness6450]

Right? I was curious to see what the comments of this video would be like, if they were even enabled

[@pedrovallefin8406]

Hes the worst "in Bitlife". Cant forget that part. It would be nearly imposible to be the worst in real life. Too many rivals for the title.

[@lovelysophxox]

“ *its morbin’ time!* and his claws - i have not seen morbius ” 😂😭

[@XENOWOLFI]

Still better than some of the politicians we have today 😭

[@Grace-qk1vx]

The irony of him doing this💀

[@jamesquinn4185]

Don’t think there has been many good politicians in history at all.

[@ralcogaming7674]

"You're suffering from anxiety, argh this will go badly with my depression" is honestly the best recap of my psyche eval I've ever heard.

[@sarahmccarty1372]

As someone from Ohio, I’m sure Kevin would be a better politician than most of the ones here😂

[@AngelTheProxy13]

As a fellow Ohioan i agree lol

[@thorium3737]

Well,if you guys promise to vote, I'm sure you can convince Kevin to run as a libertarian in the democratic republican party

[@marissaosman]

Would be kinda thrilled to have Sen. Sherrod Brown and Sen. Callmekevin represent me in Congress lmao

[@Tocinos]

murica

[@Curlyheart]

Not gonna say it

[@prism_of_selves]

the timing of this video is scary.. lmao

[@saintsea-hat7891]

Hard to be worse than the Supreme Court.

[@Kelly-ct5ld]

@@saintsea-hat7891 oh no, the states can now ban killing babies. That's horrible :'(

[@ashrowan2143]

Yeah saw the title and my first thought was it's hard to be worse than what they've got going on in the states right now

[@amysanders401]

Feeling ill today but your videos never fail to make me smile 😁

[@21GHOUL]

13:08 I think he bought a few lottery tickets

[@joaopires1761]

0:39 "My mother (...) is 21. My father is unknown." Well that's a pretty bad start in life for an aspiring politician in the US!

[@choipichiim]

18:20 ALL OF THESE SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING KEVIN WOULD DO

[@rylex_views]

Every time Kevin plays this game, he joins the p0rn industry. Is there something you wanna tell us Kev?

[@ЕкатеринаКатюша-х4к]

I mean, it's one of the best jobs to be fair

[@Millie1994]

Don't worry Kevin, you could never be as bad as the politicians in the supreme Court right now 👍

[@KBMNVLpNdLumkstz]

wow political message on a gaming video that's deep

[@Kelly-ct5ld]

Oh no, the supreme court justices decided something you don't agree with, let's whine about it in a 'witty' comment on a gaming video.

[@themystic6719]

@@Kelly-ct5ld you say, whining about a comment you don't like on youtube.

[@pqcowboychanel]

@@Kelly-ct5ld “oh no someone commented something you don’t politically agree with, better write a “witty” reply pointing out how ludicrous they are.”

[@xmiky]

thought the same thing 😞

[@Keng0]

not kevin saying “Desire” 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

[@Mr-Green0]

12:25 She give all her money to her siblings but nothing for you. Ouch.

[@xo_yeetaseal7320]

kevin you somehow always come back to killing somebody😂

[@excalibur2038]

this video is just a 21 minute diss on politicians, and i love it

[@FatalAlcatraz]

Putting the D in Democracy...

[@Mistertbones]

The Worst Politician Ever. Or, in layman's terms, a politician.

[@1tzLeo1]

you know its a good day when kevin uploads a bitlife video

[@rondgratejr5794]

Kevin as president will be the most entertaining president ever and the last one president ever

[@kyungraeist]

15:00 fun fact this is the opposite of what my mother said to me on april fools

[@SylviaRustyFae]

2:20 Kevin legit sat there and watched as a 1 yr old choked to death.

[@ShyWifeOnna]

Kevin's bleached hair somehow makes him appear more harmless Better camouflage than a ghillie suit

[@totallyananonymous7588]

i fucking lost it at the "it's morbin' time" followed by "i've never seen the movie"

[@sleep7.5R]

Wow Kevin was mad disillusioned with politics in this episode lol. Fair enough

[@grandinquisitor8335]

“I will represent you poorly, but I will represent you.” -President kevin

[@KhanaHatake]

Please no one EVER let Kevin go to a casino in real life....

[@Mr-Green0]

19:31 Ok, why did Ezio use a beer bottle to kill someone? Doesn't he have the hidden blade?

[@sudafalls9258]

I love it when you come back to bitlife randomly but I gotta request that you bring back your among us addiction, Kev. I miss it so much.

[@thatgamergirl2515]

Agreeee!!!

[@rubenvanbelzen1217]

We need more among us! Those videos were amazing

[@still_your_zelda]

he played it again not too long ago, he wasn't a fan of all the changes :/ understandable though, it changed a lot since his addiction phase

[@sudafalls9258]

@@still_your_zelda I think he'd start to enjoy them, it takes some time for most people. he could also host and have roleless lobbies. idk I'm making excuses I miss it :(

[@ItsVasl]

"my special talent is crime because that's the closest thing to politics they offer"

[@sociopathicdorito]

The name "Desiree": Dez-uh-ray Kevin: *desire*

[@owopeyton5000]

I'm so glad someone else caught that bc I thought I was going crazy

[@AntheanCeilliers]

Kevin: "I became the worst politician ever." American Supreme Court: "Hold my beer."

[@sophadoph1394]

I’m crying. 😂😂😭

[@Dutch_van_der_linde939]

6:14 we have all been morbed

[@imtootiredforthis7694]

Given recent events in the US, there is no possible way you could do worse than them.

[@clementineneuman1669]

i completely agree, it sucks and i wish i could leave (":

[@jamesquinn4185]

What happened now

[@imtootiredforthis7694]

@@jamesquinn4185 Our abortion rights were revoked.

[@imtootiredforthis7694]

By 6 people we didn't vote for.

[@imtootiredforthis7694]

@@Mystic189 you don't have the right to control other people's lives. They're human beings, not cattle.

[@CommentGuyYuh]

0:51 So you can say that kevin doesn't desiree to become desiree's friend 👉😎👉

[@shadowdecidueye]

I mean the first Desiree should be desire but yes 👉😉👉

[@LegionEagles22]

walking corpse syndrome is a somewhat obscure mental illness where the person afflicted truly believes that they are already dead. im not sure why they decided to put that in lmao