YouTube's Worst Blacksmith Makes a Viking Axe!

[@beasticle1199]

To Honey: The gentleman you chose to support in the above video is hilarious and a creative genius with consistently watchable videos, and I personally have all post notifications turned on for him because of this. He is a creator you should continue to choose to support in the future. Thank you.

[@beasticle1199]

I'm very proud that this comment got attention, I just hope the right people are seeing it! Thank you all

[@Ididathing]

pinning so honey gives me more money

[@Radskull_]

Lol

[@Lasergurka]

I'm sure Honey will be very pleased that you turned on notifications for a youtuber, it'll make them a fortune for sure!

[@GamerBROS-vd2if]

im the fifth person to comment on this AYO

[@sethsoarenson7414]

They call him "Lightning" with the axe, because he never hits the same place twice

[@FluffyMuffs]

IM WHEEEEZIIINGGGGG ahahahahahahaha

[@whisperr2522]

Sorry but your profile pic makes me want to confess my love yo Jesus Christ

[@sethsoarenson7414]

I LLLOOOOVVEEE YYOOOOUUUU JJJEEESSSUUSSSS CCHHRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTTTT!

[@messeduppreviousrecommenda9909]

Hahahh

[@FluffyMuffs]

Jesus Christ what happened to ur apostles? U have no followers. Lol

[@ToxicSkull0]

I wasn’t ready for the “Australia is on fire” joke and I choked

[@ItsYeaBoiWill]

ToxicSkull0 fucking same I’m breathless

[@lancewhoha3659]

@@ItsYeaBoiWill I'm sure a lot of lil critters are too in Australia hehe

[@ItsYeaBoiWill]

lance whoha oml I’m gasping 🤣

[@TheAlmightyLegs]

Holy crap, same. I died and immediately went to the comment section. You beat me to it

[@akqua_meow]

That's... The point of a joke....

[@NigiriCat]

That honey covered keyboard makes me oddly uncomfortable.

[@coldhotpocket8226]

@Adolf Hitler Thanks for clearing that up for everyone. Now we know the truth.

[@jaanaleksanderhermann9354]

aroused*

[@shitgobl1n139]

@@jaanaleksanderhermann9354 ;)

[@dylanreid8757]

It was the noises he made

[@JohnSmith-gd2ws]

@Adolf Hitler how is your bros "Adler Hitolf" and "Jadolf Smitler"?

[@elliotbradburycoolsquad]

This is legit the first time I’ve actually seen this man have shoes on and I’ve being watching him 5 years

[@tuffyboiyo9085]

he was finally able to afford them

[@notchpoodles5864]

@@tuffyboiyo9085just when I️ thought this comment couldn’t get funnier

[@alfredandersson875]

@@tuffyboiyo9085this is misinformation. The actual truth is that the antediluvian invention of footwear has only recently made its way to Australia. There is no evidence of such instruments being utilized in Australia prior to very recently.

[@dolphin1418]

@@alfredandersson875he has stopped wearing them as the country got too hot for any contained clothing

[@DeIrishKiid]

“It’s not because I’m lazy, I’m just being historically accurate” has me dying

[@1apostoli]

he even looked up “viking axe with scale” as an excuse

[@Lazar-TS]

"But.. I don't have protection..." "Don't worry babe I ate some Borax ;)"

[@antekknapek4635]

r/blursed comments

[@trym3btch713]

Lmao

[@okayboomer7546]

Antek Knapek you’re pfp is perfect

[@noodlesgamebox5903]

LMAO I legit just got an ad for borax.

[@enriquemiranda2539]

That’s fucking hilarious

[@kajetansobieski2146]

Australia: is burning I did a thing: i wanna make an axe

[@ViviSectia]

What else are you supposed to do when your country has become a giant forge?

[@kajetansobieski2146]

@@ViviSectia my bad...

[@MixZTitaniumDubstep]

Survival

[@VertifiedValid]

Obviously it isn't a big deal.

[@hoteltrivargo2240]

Galaxy Gamer I don’t live in the bushfire area but I’m pretty sure that rain put them out

[@patrick7742]

The purpose of the two-headed axe is you can keep one side very sharp with a steep bevel for chopping a tree normally and the other side more dull with not as steep of a bevel for hitting things like roots near the ground where your edge could hit a rock or something. Source: Wacked a tree or two.

[@tomatopotato1136]

Hmmm.. Interesting.

[@tomatopotato1136]

Why not just have two different axeheads then? Or two different axes? Yes, it would be heavier, but you it would be way saver.

[@patrick7742]

@@tomatopotato1136 To my understanding it was popular with loggers and railway workers laying track back in the day. Because it's only you carrying the tools in and out of remote area's and probably needing to switching back and forth rapidly.

[@tomatopotato1136]

@@patrick7742 Well that does make sense. Thanks for the fun little information :)

[@ThomasSawyers]

@@tomatopotato1136it's just because 1 tool to carry is easier than 2:)

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

Don't mind me, Just forging a Viking Axe as a way to pass time, just normal Australian stuff

[@sablovestwice]

Your pfp scares me dio, it scares me

[@Jojozilla426]

I've seen you around before

[@ThePlandaly]

wouldnt ever say its just normal australian stuff mate.

[@MMD88]

Hey I’ve seen you somewhere before

[@MMD88]

Joe Waters same i saw him somewhere

[@Deleteduser666]

This guy is always bare foot, he's doing this specifically to make me nervous

[@Ididathing]

You figured it out

[@antonh1159]

No. Hes barefoot because 99% of his fans (Thats us!) are here to watch his sexy feet. If he had shoes he would never get this far

[@1_in_8billion]

I would've liked this comment but its at 69 likes. ...nice 👌

[@sumcarson]

The man himself replied. He's out to get you.

[@d-o-n-u-t]

I can’t like because it’s at exactly 222. Update: Some bastard liked this comment mindlessly just a few seconds after posting this.

[@Lucky-xz4xq]

This is still one of the smoothest transitions to a sponsorship to this day

[@zhiracs]

You don't know smooth till you've seen Adam Ragusea's transitions. Dude's smoother than a glass pane covered in oil.

[@cooldud7071]

@@zhiracs i was fine watching his videos till he made one about toxic masculinity for some reason

[@zhiracs]

@@cooldud7071 your loss.

[@cooldud7071]

@@zhiracs not really

[@leftysheppey]

Baumgartner Restorations would disagree

[@annonymousfox7515]

I love how he admits how inexperienced he is while he throws himself into projects. It’s really inspiring and makes you want to get out there and do the thing you’ve been thinking about for so long.

[@whitefox3104]

Your not wrong

[@princekatana8792]

@@whitefox3104 *you're

[@blame7121]

True, but then you realize that you lack the tools and the materials to actually make anything so instead you just watch another video.

[@tomatopotato1136]

@@blame7121 And the effort...

[@samuraixeon2934]

@@princekatana8792 🤓

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

"I don't claim to be the best blacksmith in Whiterun." Best blacksmith in Whiterun:

[@madmisobroth1361]

Boi pls stop invading me, or drop sum usable blueprints

[@williamdecruiz9089]

Haha I got the war

[@mitchellharrop9989]

Kakage Plays I was hoping to find someone when got the reference lol.

[@GoodOneLULE]

Pls stop dropping dread as if my life was full of despair already

[@michaualtington]

@@GoodOneLULE i hate it when he drops useless blueprints

[@joeystar8888]

Ididathing: *talks about using a grinder safely* *proceeds to grind over the top of two jerry cans*

[@FreedoGeebo]

joeystar8888 Assuming those two Jerry cans are filled, there wouldn't really be any real way for a combustion reaction to happen. The toxic-yet-non-volatile fumes that would build up (if there's any space in the can to fill it with gas) would probably ruin the oxygen-gas mixture to cause an explosion. But we don't know how full the can is, nor do we know how thick the cans are. But it's likely that there'd be no way for it to explode if it was full, or if it was empty, would have lost the oxygen-gas mixture a long time ago

[@Ididathing]

It can't hurt me if I don't notice it

[@peterlarson5225]

Also your not supposed to use gloves with any rotary tools

[@Killzilla6]

@@peterlarson5225 Believe me, using a grinder, use gloves.

[@ericgillespie2812]

@@Killzilla6 for a grinder sure but a lathe a drill press a dremel or a chop saw never. It takes too long to pull the fabric from your wounds after because a glove will not stop those tools

[@felixbarton9386]

Can i just say that the amount of effort he puts into every joke is just admirable!I have never laughed at a sponsor transition😂

[@angelus_solus]

Sure his jokes are funny, if you're a simpleton who's easily amused. 3 minute 50 was all I could handle of this SNL grade crap.

[@Delerman]

Angelus_Solus b8

[@Gilmaris]

@@angelus_solus Sour-puss.

[@Carl-ld5jy]

@@angelus_solus then dont watch it.

[@theprodigalson4003]

He really does I can’t put my finger on it right now but he’s done stuff that would’ve taken ages to prepare for just a few seconds and it’s been more than 1 tome

[@fraaggl]

14:33 i wonder how many takes he did to finally find the bucket with the axe with one try...

[@salva3017]

At least 1 probably

[@NearlyInfinity]

Well, you can clearly see the nervousness on his face, nearing embarrassment even before choosing, suggests that he not only failed once before but much more than you would ever expect, so given 3 options you would expect 1/3 to be right with sheer luck, so probably 4-5 created that terror on his face, so im going to guess 21

[@Squiddy00]

"Hey mum, I need you to call me Gary while I walk around the backyard, hitting stuff and rubbing honey on a keyboard."

[@levipowell14]

almost liked this but saw it had 69 likes, sorry had to unlike

[@noimsquidward7327]

@@levipowell14 what does 69 mean?

[@levipowell14]

@@noimsquidward7327 sexual contact

[@tefi6586]

Welcome to Australia

[@VespertilioGiganticus]

@@levipowell14 some 473 idiots liked it and ruined the number

[@supa0ne]

A healthy happy life, free of iron deficienties, health and life.

[@janbruggemann5636]

I will just boldly reuse this incredible joke in real life and not even give you credit

[@davidsrensen6494]

Jan Brüggemann bro thats just eviiil

[@ShenDoodles]

Or happiness

[@rook0982]

I loved the part where you were testing the Axe and the lady was chanting “come on Gary” didn’t expect it and found it hilarious.

[@IdiotPosterBoy]

Yup, that was comedy gold 😂😊

[@Kleiner_Lutz]

The reason for a double headed axe: lumberjacks who got paid by the tree actually needed differently ground edges. One was used to remove bark, including moss and maybe little stones and all that, and the other edge had a more flat grind and was solely for cutting the clean wood. Thus allowed them to cut trees down more easily without having to re-sharpen their axes all the time

[@theredneckbuddha2763]

Oh I though it was for the wii remote strap so you can swing it around like a helicopter in the apocolypse

[@_coffeebean_]

nice TIL right there!

[@richsterstites]

Get paid by the tree? Why would a tree pay you to cut it down

[@Kleiner_Lutz]

@@richsterstites can't explain it better, English is not my first language. Per tree?

[@jacobpowell4516]

@@Kleiner_Lutz excellent! im glad others know about this... also the "cleaning bit" would also be used at times to deal with roots. keeping the "work edge" or "front bit" it top shape for the tree felling.

[@jptyrannosaurus29gaming73]

I love how sarcastic this channel is this is the best channel ever

[@calvinhuddleston576]

I love how casual he is about his face, it's like he's trying to hide his face but is super lazy about it and knows it doesn't matter

[@Ididathing]

It's just a piece of skin with a nose

[@calvinhuddleston576]

@@Ididathing that's what JFK's post mortem report said.

[@calvinhuddleston576]

@@Ididathing btw perhaps you could use a Stirling engine in your next project, maybe a Stirling boat carrying an ark of lizards?

[@heftymagic4814]

@@calvinhuddleston576 yes pls

[@Torma25]

i mean he very clearly showed his face in the haircut documentary so I don't really think he's trying to hide it. It's just that videos like this don't exactly need linus from linus tech tips to look at you with a death stare while explaining shit.

[@Aridmonster]

That transition from the axe test to the honey ad read was great 😂😂😂

[@user15121lIlIIll]

"Is that the piece of metal I placed there earlier for the video?" amazing honesty

[@billvo2789]

7:45 Ah yes, my favorite. Watching a man gracefully smack an axe while listening to Antonio Vivaldi, The Four Seasons concerto No.3 in F minor, Op. 8, RV 297, Winter.

[@Ididathing]

i like this too

[@electricbooga1oo617]

I'm you but shit (Look at my username)

[@billvo2789]

@@electricbooga1oo617 lol

[@thedemonreupblican5803]

how do you know the exact song did you use software?

[@debtlessstar2871]

Yes thank you I needed to know this

[@swedge2729]

"come on Gary!" genuinely hilarious

[@foxfirefive]

Come home gary

[@foxfirefive]

Gary come home

[@johnmiller1015]

Gary is so destructive

[@jonuhh_]

GARY FROM GMOD POGGGGGGG

[@unscripted483]

im hungary

[@benjaminlootens4500]

Fun fact for anyone who sees this. A double bit axe has two blades for a reason other than looking cool. It has to do with edge retention in different materials. One side of the axe is sharpened to a different angle than the other. The sharper of the two sides is for chopping higher up on the tree, where you aren't in danger of smashing your axe into the ground, and the other side is for work closer to the ground, where the different angle is a sturdier edge that won't take as much damage when you invariably clip the ground by accident.

[@yutube4130]

"adult glue isn't quite the same either" *inserts clip of him dying*

[@Kvailys88]

"I was not being lazy, I was being historically accurate" -Gandhi probably

[@Forester-ud4nm]

Underrated comment

[@Forester-ud4nm]

Should be the best

[@thegoosereal]

This comment is great.

[@khus7253]

What's so good about it?

[@thegoosereal]

@@khus7253 maybe because its funny(?) just my opinion tho

[@cathycheung8019]

Using 400 dollars and probably days to make an axe that doesn’t even work well... That’s why I subscribed

[@AlejandroRivera-zh8fu]

16:00 POV: you're cousin wants to look up something on your computer but they didnt wash their hands after eating doritos

[@bgsquiff5116]

New title: Australia’s best blacksmith makes a Viking Axe

[@Ididathing]

Do you accept PayPal or Bitcoin?

[@ipza4968]

Wait what was the original title?

[@kirilbulgariev]

@@Ididathing yes

[@devan2462]

Australia's worst blacksmith makes a Viking Axe 😆

[@Ap3xHD]

@@devan2462 yah

[@arloe7240]

“There’s gonna be a lot more cheeks in the future” so there IS a god

[@pvtwildwolf5958]

Yo that used to be my discord profile I posted that pic on insta lmao

[@henderson9134]

This is a bit late but the reason lumberjacks have two heads on thier axes is because when one side becomes dull they don’t waste the day walking back to the camp. they just use the other side

[@codywright6224]

Close but not quite, one side is kept sharp for for chopping at waist height away from the ground and the other side ment as a sacrificial edge when chopping close to the ground.

[@LunarPurin]

@@codywright6224 Could be either or depending on the overall job at hand. It could really be used for either purpose, which isn't much of a conflict, but a syngergy.

[@Ultimate_Gamer_3000]

I thought one side was for chopping and the other for splitting.

[@jangofett7047]

All you internet experts probably haven't even held an axe, let alone felled a tree with one, bahahaha

[@Ultimate_Gamer_3000]

@@jangofett7047 of course not. I fuckin googled jt

[@fadew55]

I actually lost it when he turned around and the assless chaps weren't blurred. Fuck man that's brilliant

[@joeelgallo]

I like how he talks about grinding then reveals cheekless jeans

[@thebrad1134]

pervert!

[@cr33p3rninja4]

Assless chaps not cheekless jeans

[@wyattvice2101]

Yeh thats the joke

[@cosmiceyness]

butt coverless bottom covers

[@tylerlamar3731]

wooaaahhhh chill thereeeww

[@DLorenz19]

"I'm not being lazy, I'm being historicly accurate"... life advice right there😄

[@aneyelesspig8899]

Mum: do your history homework! Lazy me: But I'm being historically accurate!

[@burnttoast6974]

The Vikings didn’t have to do calculus, so why should I?

[@kurtskiburtski]

God I love the part where that lady is yelling “YAH GARY”

[@aphinoo7899]

The cup part was so fuckin funny

[@cagethelonewolf]

i love how they were cheering gary on despite all his hard work all ready being over, nothing is left to be done if it's fails it fails

[@MrLunario]

The reason some axes have two blades is for woodcutting, one blade is kept extremely sharp for easy felling of a tree, while the other is kept a bit more dull for chopping roots, as striking the ground is a quick way to dull any sharp blade, so one blade is kept a bit more dull.

[@loganf4409]

And clearing off the bark around your cutting area because the bark holds dust and other abrasives which will also dull the blade quickly

[@grazyboy459]

well yes, but actually yes

[@MrLunario]

Yeah pretty much for when you are dealing with abrasive material and don't want to have to keep sharpening your good blade.

[@connerhighwood9560]

At least a couple guys here know the truth

[@FlyDog561]

Also they can be ground at different angles for different types of work

[@Itsme-if1mw]

The honey on the keyboard at the end made me feel so uncomfortable...

[@chefmayi70]

made us all uncomfortable...

[@johannesdanielsenaltmann9295]

Me2

[@valentinmitterbauer4196]

Getting ants in your keyboard: My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined Getting australian ants in your keyboard: Guess i'll die

[@etlttc353]

As a pc geek that made me cringe to suicide

[@phoenixair11]

"It's not because I'm lazy, I'm just being historically accurate." *thanks for the new excuse*

[@MathewMusic]

Don't you mean axecuse?

[@Marokelo]

@@MathewMusic NIce xD haha

[@thepredator9002]

@@MathewMusic sigh

[@aiden8106]

1:56 double headed axes were made so the lumberjack could have one head really sharp for the first few hits and a rougher edge for the rest of them.

[@tiwenekaimoana6108]

"hello this is the police, I got a gun and I'm gunna start shooting" Americans - wait is that not how it's supposed to work

[@waynecrowe9790]

Lol. Except we don't even question it

[@Spencer965]

I mean yeah that's what happens

[@grindcorgz]

Americans - hey thats bullshit, we dont announce BEFORE we shoot

[@valentinmitterbauer4196]

"Your licence, please!" "Officer, i must inform you that my licence is in my purse which is located inside my pocket. I will now reach for it slowly with my right hand while my left hand stays up and clearly visible for you, okay?" "Yes, i understood, everything's okay sir." *reaches for purse* *"OH JESUS CHRIST HE'S DRAWING A GUN!"* *proceeds to unload two and a half magazines into driver*

[@tori_spera]

It just be like that sometimes. Also I honestly didn't even question when he said that. Idk how police are in other places of the world.

[@Qtchicky12345678]

lmao! When I saw the rotating axe shot I was like... "Is someone down there rotating it themselves?" And he was!!! hilarious!

[@olive0606]

Can i just say something unrelated to the video: Ive never seen a sexier thing in my life than that magpie with crocs. True. Artwork.

[@Ididathing]

i agree

[@donhale3506]

the fact that the crocs are big makes it even better

[@calaabo]

When you walked into that dark place and said “this is the police” I waited anxiously for a good 30 seconds to see if something was happening, just to find out my video was buffering

[@shepdog1274]

Not sure if anyone has said this yet, but: “The purpose of the Double Bit Axe head is to have one side razor sharp and the other side more dull and rounded. Use the razor sharp side for chopping and cutting, and use the duller, rounded side for splitting.”

[@rumpelforeskin]

also using the hook on the duller side for hooking into felled trees for dragging it around

[@razortech9260]

I thought it was to balance the weight so that it doesn't feel heavy on one side

[@garrylove8955]

I thought it was for battle. So you can swing left to right?

[@bellatrix8247]

“I just don’t see why you’d need a double headed axe” *Shadiversity liked that*

[@Vulcan.]

literally the last video i watched before this one was one of his videos!

[@asianbois522]

Yes

[@Xenibalt]

when Shad hears of this he will be quite pleased, i'd assume

[@Gary_a_normal_human_being]

*ANGRY SKALLAGRIM NOISES*

[@theoriginalemim]

So you sharpen it half as often. For logging purposes.

[@exosproudmamabear558]

"Is that the piece of metal I placed earlier for this video?" You are wrong that's my late grandma's scratch metal you stole yesterday from my house. Do you know how precious that was for my grandma? She would scratch her back with it peeling the skin off. She died from tetanus early this year. You will pay this with your life, you thief.

[@Jojozilla426]

Omg dude I'm so sorry, I used to love these videos but now you've shown me the monster has really is, I will unsubscribe and dislike all this thieves videos

[@sleepypigeon8560]

Is this a joke or....?

[@EKSBEntertainment]

@@sleepypigeon8560 um Yes it is so obvious.

[@Topical_Solution]

Lol its not a joke

[@Jojozilla426]

@@sleepypigeon8560 how dare you disrespect this poor man's grandmother with you're doubt apologize

[@KilimaCarp]

I am so incredibly stoned rn, but I fickin looooovd your videos. I hope this shirt makes you happy and stuff and keep being you and do t let anyone tell you not! Adios ma migos Kev

[@KilimaCarp]

O no everyone can see tbat.______.

[@M_ldyCheese]

"Hello, this is the police. I have a gun and will start shooting." I laughed. *Scratch that, did you seriously cut two holes in your pants? Lmfao

[@REX-gq6ur]

it goes some ways back. Go binge his videos nao! >:0

[@gegethedog]

@@REX-gq6ur yeah. he did it first in a video where he fixes his family peppermill

[@Yessir282]

My brother tried the rust water and to this day i still mis him.

[@BigTERRY1142]

Same i miss my mom tho

[@nihilistic_microwave8635]

Wow he must have a lot of iron in him

[@tamaya6680]

Rip to your brother but im different.

[@1soultosteal548]

he accended from us mortals with low iron

[@DystopiaWithoutNeons]

Plot twist, he got so strong with the iron benefits he went traveling around the world winning lots of money and never came back to his boring brother.

[@Thewatcher19190]

U don’t understand how hard I laughed when u was spinning it around in the chair lmao

[@A-10goBRRRT]

James Hunt I was unfortunately drinking coffee

[@Ididathing]

I was waiting for it come off the log and hit me in the face

[@KP0p1437]

@@Ididathing i got actually worried for you tho lol

[@Thewatcher19190]

I did a thing now that would have been the cherry on top literally lmao

[@romanmay2867]

the amount of surprises and cringes i had during this was insane, the adding of the file was smart and then the oil “heat treat” was just…

[@senorm4363]

*He’s going for the quench* *Looks like he’s got a cold forge* *I see some delamination* *Thats a lot of flux*

[@Ididathing]

It is pretty cold

[@spasmwasm49]

I hope that this is a forged in fire reference.

[@senorm4363]

SpasmWasm it will kill

[@flippknight3298]

William Shaulis it will Kiel

[@timmeeds3487]

@@flippknight3298 keal

[@AlecSteele]

Holy crap this content is amazing! So funny!

[@septoshi1808]

lol hey Alec

[@wubbalubbadubdub2810]

Holy moly you guys should do a collab!

[@ruxxy_j5667]

You waited 1 and half years to notice huh

[@lilyliao9521]

youre not a dwarf

[@lilyliao9521]

disliked

[@Ankoretsu]

The Librarian: The School Computers are a great resource for doing your homework! The School Keyboards:

[@elumilahtreg1993]

well that honey sponser didn't age well 😂

[@Microwave1452]

Everyone is talking about him spreading honey on his keyboard, but did anyone notice how he actually did a decent job smithing?

[@evertslauters6028]

Y all crazy write that was afoull

[@boblobgobstopper13214]

Blue Fenix what?

[@travelingwares]

I have concluded that people in the youtube comment sections are fed chemicals through the screen that forces them to have horrible grammar.

[@whygethelp833]

@@travelingwares damn, you figured out my secret

[@Senator_Byrd]

“Hello?” * no response * “it’s the police” * no response * “I’m gonna start shooting” ...Seems about accurate

[@kayagorzan]

Help the floor is made out of floor

[@LordxHood]

help mom touch me

[@treezfb7892]

So anyway I started blasting

[@quarantineddeku7368]

Depressive Rat, Chucky Cheese’s Unwanted Cousin. Man you gonna swallow those

[@quarantineddeku7368]

Highlander Runics touch her back

[@noobiusmaximus6314]

"may impair fertility. May cause harm to an unborn child" They should rename it to Womb Doom.

[@Ididathing]

ill email them

[@haych5491]

@@Ididathing may cause big boom womb doom do not consume

[@Sharpless2]

@@haych5491 sick

[@kayagorzan]

*FETUS DELETUS*

[@matthhiasbrownanonionchopp3471]

@@haych5491 bars

[@andrewstrain5635]

I just imagine him saying “Can i axe you a question?” And then committing first degree murder against a family of 4

[@nhatnam5159]

jesus christ he's spreading honey on his keyboard just to make a joke

[@samuraijackoff5354]

And an advertisment

[@captaincrafterstudios2581]

A man if culture. He is very dedicated to his job and it's amazing 😅

[@gabrielsneg480]

He bought a new keyboard using honey though xD

[@bryanbalderrama3580]

That part made me wanna commit mass genocide

[@cromwellcruz]

That was also the man who was crucified like the leather string

[@Deathmew3]

Forget those "Arm sleeve" things, just quickly scrape a large portion of the scale off with a steel wire brush

[@boodle4952]

bruh

[@garage2887]

hey man I can tell alot of effort went into this vid, so I actually got honey and used your code. love the vids keep it up but really stop blacksmithing in flipflops and t shirts

[@zackhype]

It's thongs

[@lzeph]

@@zackhype Flipflops, thongs PoTAYto, PoTAHto

[@garage2887]

Balter ya we have thongs over here too. just something completely different

[@lzeph]

@@garage2887 OHHH I forgot about THOSE. heh

[@zackhype]

@@garage2887 yeah we're are well aware. You don't stop bringing it up. Now it's THONGS or nothing. Yet the fuck outta me country. We're full.

[@isaacd.9986]

The axe obstacle course was one of the best things I've ever seen - cheers!

[@Michael_Wilson05]

Never watched this guy and first video watched by him. Definitely earned a sub

[@Ididathing]

Thanks mate! Welcome to the channel

[@Glubblub]

Flamgingo

[@zakpotato8666]

@@Ididathing welcome to the thunderdome you mean

[@zakpotato8666]

@@Ididathing or welcome to the hotel California

[@zakpotato8666]

@@Ididathing or just welcome to hell

[@allmensland2106]

You kinda seem like HowToBasic’s more wholesome, more functional cousin

[@thegrammarcrusader4085]

The cousin the family is actually proud of.

[@Betaster3000]

The cousin that actually gets invited for christmas

[@SrMendez]

this dude it's just basically a sofisticated version of how to basic

[@jamesramplin8124]

Not much more sophisticated

[@beingathing974]

i think you're confusing sophisticated and Australian. common mistake, anything not American just generally feels more exotic

[@REX-gq6ur]

You mean Aussie?

[@eggsbenedict1592]

howtobasic is also australian

[@Sponge_exe]

Sophisticated... Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Yeah seems about right

[@getsinged7631]

When I saw him start to drip honey on his keyboard, I just thought, there's NO WAY this is a Honey ad... and it was amazing.

[@intellectracoon]

this video is dangerous for people who sarcasm levels are low.

[@TheMemeSchemer]

I can imagine some Karen suing him for influencing her to drink rust juice

[@adeadmeme6494]

S t o n k s

[@kba]

I refuse to believe there are people who can't tell it's sarcasm

[@abhishekgourav6144]

@@kba just hang in there for a while and youtube shall reveal the dimwits

[@aaaqui__9761]

Sometimes when no one is around, I like to detach my limbs and sit in a box pretending to be an old abandoned bionicle figure.

[@mist7708]

Lmao

[@KiffKan]

Same pal

[@Ep1X__]

Water

[@vexxie616]

I dont think you are the real "i did a thing", he is dead for eating so much paint.

[@sebastiaomendonca1477]

And nails

[@YerMate]

And glue

[@dakoolkidz1909]

@@sebastiaomendonca1477 true true

[@caleblewis8169]

And rust juice

[@candybluebird]

paint, nails, glue and rust juice won't take him out, he's become to powerful...

[@Ottomancat5256]

If you look closely at the thumbnail the wing of the bird looks like an eye, the tail looks like feathers at the top of the head, the eyes look like a nose and the legs like a neck

[@therealforge]

Okay, I've seen way worse first projects. The axe mostly works. A+, keep at it. Sponsor placement is excellent. Just found your videos today, but I'm going to sub.

[@Ididathing]

cheers mate

[@MasterfidgeTT]

@@Ididathing Cheers Mate

[@Garzinz]

@BTS Meal Enjoyer cheers mate

[@kylelobo8440]

@@Garzinz cheers mate

[@austinpat2570]

@@kylelobo8440 cheers mate

[@purplecoffinman8510]

"The government does a nice job of keeping the country nice and toasty by themselves." I DIED!

[@Lurtz_s]

So did the koalas.

[@grandiewandie]

@@Lurtz_s OOF

[@Yodayo18]

@@Lurtz_s Holy shit i did not expect that

[@Yodayo18]

r/cursedcomments

[@jordruss8621]

2 of my favourite things to watch on the toilet, comedy and diy videos... i never knew they could be the same thing

[@Ididathing]

Glad i could help

[@Alpha_Synergy]

The purpose of double bitted axes in history was (likely) primarily for woodchopping, so you could chop until the first got dull, then keep using the other side for a good while before they have to stop to sharpen the blades.

[@hazardtrooper2791]

"building materials aren't really edible" that tough guy from Spongebob: I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast. *without any milk*

[@castelan3419]

no prob eating nails, no milk tho

[@MrTree-sh3hy]

I'm fine with the nails but *NO MILK? SINNER*

[@ToxicSkull0]

10:03 My man’s really out here speaking villager 😭✊🏻

[@LawnMowerProductions]

Me as a viewer: Dude that's sick he made an axe! Me as a blacksmith: *OH GOD OH WHY*

[@charliebaker1427]

right with the cold shuts in the top and edge and the terrible hang for the handle aswell as him not aligning the points over the handle

[@caleblewis8169]

Because he's better than you?

[@nearbygamerfanable]

@@caleblewis8169 are you suggesting that a professional blacksmith is less skilled than a hobbyist blacksmith on their 1st go

[@caleblewis8169]

@@nearbygamerfanable yes i mean everyone is way better on their 1st go than on their 10000th

[@LawnMowerProductions]

@@nearbygamerfanable I am by no means a professional but this did trigger my ocd.

[@projectkepleren]

1:55 to answer that this is because double headed axe are actually much more balanced for swinging around, and the second axe could be more fine tuned for splitting logs vs for cutting down tree

[@AwesomeFish12]

When one side gets blunt you just flip it.

[@Yourfavinsti]

Kids in the Stone age: Worked hard everyday and make weapons with stone. Kids now a days: Play with macaroni and overdose on glue Evolution: 100

[@Ididathing]

so sad

[@serairesana6600]

Australia: is burning I did a thing: i wanna make an axe

[@DeskFan]

@@serairesana6600 you literally just copy-pasted that from another comment

[@joeeeeeeoe]

@@Ididathing dude you stole my comment wtf

[@bowgart5567]

@@joeeeeeeoe so sad

[@vinestick]

“And eating glue wasn’t the same” *has seizure on ground*

[@sirisgood770]

Imagine other blacksmits watching this, their pain

[@seansilvernaile7341]

I was in a great deal of pain the whole time

[@graydanger]

you found the final layer behind the video! to piss off blacksmiths!

[@fatitankeris6327]

Yeah, the pain from the jealousy

[@SockGoop07]

He tried his best at least

[@gloomytext9798]

i mean, he tried his best. it is still painful tho

[@ordek5751]

my jaw dropped when i saw him wearing shoes while cutting the metal

[@jonnejenjonne2894]

I was actually really disappointed when trying to like the video i realised i had already liked it. I want 2 separate like buttons

[@Sponge_exe]

Imagine if the metal wasn’t actually there when he got to the place where he left it

[@nimpsonkinkson1924]

"I have a gun and I'm gonna start shooting"

[@Zoidberg227]

Those darn bandits.

[@Doge5600]

69 likes. Nice.

[@theanimeteen8986]

@@nimpsonkinkson1924 😂😂🤣😂🤣

[@Ididathing]

I would have been so scared

[@TurtleTale]

Just stumbled across this masterpiece. Hands down the best channel I have ever seen

[@Ididathing]

Thanks matey

[@aarondurkee9578]

I did a thing your awesome

[@EuIo93]

Subbed to him when he was below 100k. In couple of months he got to 700+k. He grows up so fast :))) i like the binging with babish vibe he has.

[@Xanplz]

Dang I stumbled across @TurtleTale on this channel. Awesome vids both of you. Notice me.

[@TurtleTale]

@@Xanplz make me

[@Xeno7001]

Two headed axe on battlefield is a chad move Swing in one side and cut off someone hand Swing back you split open the head of your comrade Swing forward again and you decapitate your enemy

[@artyomkahn8058]

Love the feeling when you have no idea what to watch before going to bed whatsoever and the Aussie goblin decides to give you a treat :з

[@mattleach5294]

Artyom Kahn yea

[@kalebspain3000]

His jab at the sharpest knife competitions made me cry laughing hahaha. “COMMON GARY!”

[@SkyNinja759]

_"Hahaha, Gaaaary!"_ - Gary, 2277 (Fallout 3 reference)

[@gigaatom]

When he did a thing. I really felt that

[@cjslime8847]

The 2 headed , wood chopping axe is good as you only need sharpen them half as often but , yes you need to spend more time sharpening

[@renascitur7051]

The pieces in the video are: 1.) Satie - Gymnopedie no 1 2.) Vivaldi - Winter (Four seasons)

[@lazarus5842]

thanks a lot

[@Aki_Mogu]

i love you

[@commentsectionman6231]

[@capperbuns]

Why do i think that calling music "pieces" is funny as frick?

[@joeplavin]

Also tchaikovsky- 1812 overture

[@AnksDilxMC]

3:44 someone's gonna take this seriously.

[@jose.p1527]

.................. I think you are right

[@vladpiranha]

Someone on Facebook will probably claim this cures Coronavirus.

[@iLLya_]

eh natural selection

[@chuckwilliams6261]

A little vinegar wont hurt them.

[@PanoramaRolePlay]

Yall don't put rust vinegar in your coffee?

[@cheyennereynoso4116]

“I’m all sticky with the delicious savings honey provides”

[@screentimer]

forbidden milk

[@michaelmaughan2441]

Im all sticky after using the hand lotion and tissue, umm oh yeah and honey

[@laxmye4110]

Honey get the epipen im having an allergic reaction

[@danthebunnie_origins1146]

@@michaelmaughan2441 wait a minute, W H A T

[@xAxanthicDreamsx]

Idk why but I love watching your videos while cooking 😅 keep up the good work!