Cancelling ConnorEatsPants

What a great time we had being awful people to the one and only / connoreatspants
#MarioParty #Superstars #Episode18

[@Tojux_]

Being a fan of Alpharad Deluxe is like being a fan of ConnorEatsPants before he was cancelled

[@drwaluigi5431]

I was hoping someone would say that

[@RoRo13890]

More like before ConnorEatsPants made the fatal “🤝” tweet

[@penguin2985]

Being a fan of ConnorEatsPants is like being a fan of ConnorEatsPants before he was on the Dream SMP

[@ererer9860]

i cant believe that dash's antiperspirant joke is still the funniest joke in this episode

[@Lumpy001]

are people ever going to stop posting this? i hope not lol

[@ererer9860]

@@Lumpy001 we will only stop posting it when dash's antiperspirant joke stops being the funniest joke in the episode

[@Lumpy001]

@@ererer9860 good, that means they will never stop being posted

[@blummie1215]

truuuuuuuue

[@RandomUser11170]

Being a fan of ConnorEatsPants is like having an Icarus Complex before Alpharad flew too close to the sun

[@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle]

as funny as this comment is, dash's antiperspirant joke is still the funniest comment on this video

[@samdiaz9315]

icarus complexes are just gambling addictions waiting to happen

[@QyfieK]

You really are the punchline dispenser of KZbin Comments.

[@RandomUser11170]

@@QyfieK I would agree, but that might be flying too close to the sun

[@BZZC4S]

Your comment gave me a brain complex

[@reagansido5823]

"he went up to the thwomp, spent all his coins on it, and left the game." God-tier trolling.

[@lox3391]

went out on his own terms

[@Mudkep_]

This is truly next level bullying. Not only are they teaming on him, but he can't complain about it because they gave him five stars. It's like when I gave someone a piece of candy and then proceeded to stomp his head into the curb.

[@MightyMageGames]

Perfect Logic. I Killed Ya Wife? Here's A Snickers.

[@plopsmcgee9672]

@@MightyMageGames That snickers though...

[@BlueSodaPop_]

@@MightyMageGames you're not you when you're hungry.

[@Tb-nd5yi]

@@MightyMageGames makes up for it tbh

[@Mudkep_]

Is it me or does Connors presence always gets everyone around them to lower their voices during conversation?

[@RandomUser11170]

He has a very calming presence. After all, he was on the Dream SMP

[@MightyMageGames]

@@RandomUser11170 TRUE

[@bogats2397]

do you think he emits some sort of pheromones similar to snoop dogs weed pheromones?

[@Bup1t]

what do you expect from the man who killed shroud

[@Missingno_Miner]

@@RandomUser11170 As everyone knows, the Dream SMP is a very calm place where nothing chaotic ever happens.

[@JustNic]

This episode is already a banger unless they start talking about Jawsh. Edit: They talked about Jawsh

[@johnhood-morris1444]

Bucket list

[@RandomUser11170]

If you complain about talking about Jawsh, then you're becoming the very thing you sought to destroy :)

[@dogsneezer259]

When please tell me, give me time stamp it's too scary

[@PointsofData]

@@RandomUser11170 fuck you're right fam, better to memory hole him and never give anyone the chance to process it

[@swole_al]

and it hasn’t even been 5 minutes into the vid

[@lilchromie]

Connor is like the bridge between every community on the internet

[@invertebrado]

No, I think thats Ludwig

[@killerkoalafied5650]

More like Jschlatt

[@ItsAmber1]

@@invertebrado @Killer Koalafied you are both wrong it's deffo Connor.

[@invertebrado]

@@ItsAmber1 kay, mate

[@Platitudinous9000]

ConnorEatsPants is the closest link between Alpharad and myself

[@barnabykane4515]

Wow. What a rollercoaster. I was totally rooting for Connor the entire time and told my friends "They sure are awful mean to Connor." and then I got to 1:07:49 and realized how much of a fool I was. Oh Connor, you thought you could beguile me with your charm? You're slick, but even I was able to catch on to your wiley ways. Once 1:07:49 rolled around, I told all my friends "Actually, Connor deserves all of this. I hope he loses a game of Mario Party against Alpharad." Anyways, great video. The antiperspirant joke made me laugh so hard, I vomited all over my computer screen and fried the motherboard. I had to drive to the library just to write this comment. Luckily Best Buy Geek Squad (tm) has me covered. I just showed them this video and then they too vomited all over their computer screens. We all are getting new computers. God Bless. I love you.

[@pbtbp]

no he was based for it :)

[@sociallyawkward9403]

moyai

[@canonicallyuncanonical5669]

this was beautiful

[@beansncheese861]

Being a fan of ConnorEatsPants is like being a fan of Alpharad Deluxe before Jawsh left the #FAMSQUAD

i saw you in connors comment section

[@manjackson2772]

@ I didn't

[@thebuttersaur]

I literally clicked on this video thinking it was a clip without looking at the timestamp and thought to myself 5 minutes in "man, this is a long leadup for a bit"

[@kaproskarleto5136]

"This is the longest 20 second clip I have ever seen"

[@KikiCatMeow]

They would definitely do a 1 hour leadup for a bit though let’s be honest

[@helloworld2409]

in the last 10 seconds connor just says a slur, everybody goes silent, and then video ends

[@frick6480]

and yet dash’s antiperspirant joke is still the funniest joke to date

[@mw5803]

@chacha wtf are you; talking about

[@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle]

@chacha Miss!

[@frick6480]

@@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle replying to a bot with “miss!” is a hit

[@ZyroX_24]

I like the part where they cancel "insert name of the person", very funny. Hope they do this gain 🤠

[@Runa.Online]

I also hope they do this gain 🤠

[@pantpocket1741]

who are you quoting

[@Runa.Online]

@@pantpocket1741 Hope they do this gain 🤠

[@frick6480]

almost as funny as dash’s antiperspirant joke

[@Snowriander]

Dash recognizing his devious nature is the biggest character development I’ve ever seen.

[@ishan1176]

why is this guy so calm and soft-spoken? bring back jawsh i need rage and malice

[@Color_Splsh]

watch his streams. hes only quiet because he has crippling social anxiety.

[@PointsofData]

whose jawsh?

[@shadyoak1899]

I was all for canceling this person I don't know, but now that I know they like Kirby I don't think I can go through with this.

[@PointsofData]

be strong and remember that even Hitler liked Kirby

[@Missingno_Miner]

It's impossible to not like Kirby, remain strong and cancel the funny pants man. If it helps, he also indirectly supports sonic '06 as the actor for a fictional character based on sonic '06, and I think that's definitely worth cancelling even without all the other stuff that he did.

[@Crazy56U]

4:06 "We had Josh on here, recently." Calling it now: the Josh session was filmed the same day they filmed the "Josh FamSquad Drama Arc" videos, hence why he was tired and sad in them. EDIT: 6:17 The Texas thing they mentioned happened March 1st, so I _might_ be correct.

[@papertiger4525]

Josh session was filmed on January 10th

[@Crazy56U]

@@papertiger4525 Hence "recently".

[@Codename_Crow]

I like how nobody acknowledges that Mario Party has no audio

[@Kirvyx]

Is sooooo weird

[@xephlogo]

Hearing the misfits twitchcon party incident 3 years after the fact again is still fucking hilarious to this day

[@orange9911]

Finally somebody’s doing it. Thanks for doing God’s work Alpharad.

[@marmalademan4117]

Nut gargler

[@yeetusfaleetus]

I find it hilarious how at one point in the video, the game audio just becomes background noise. Truly embracing the Bald Podcast.

[@oblivioneg925]

Being a fan of alpharad deluxe is like being a follower of Jesus before he died

[@matthewbartlett3442]

So like all of Jesus’ disciples?

[@ONLY_RR7]

I feel like Jo’s mic was either turned off again or somewhat lower than everyone else’s and it doesn’t surprise me

[@jose13neo]

I think it is because the game is muted

[@RandomUser11170]

@@jose13neo Are you implying that Jo is part of the game and has never been real this whole time? Because if so, that's a Hit!

[@j_0anna]

being a fan of connoreatspants is like being a fan of the game audio

[@co5micwaffle742]

the fact that it took me about a full minute of scrolling through comments to find anyone mentioning that there was no game audio says a lot about this channel's fanbase.

[@j_0anna]

​@@co5micwaffle742the game audio is there until around 21:30 and then it slowly fades out over about 10 seconds. i'm autistic and also studying live production including sound design so i would be the type of person to notice it

[@CameronHero32581]

Spending so much time enjoying the conversation with Connor that they forget to beat him.

[@jaiye_]

from a random fan to altrives editor to Connor the guests keep getting better and better!!

[@mudkipfan2585]

I have a feeling this will be the most wholesome video yet

[@austinsetser6081]

43:08 saying “she ain’t gonna fuck you bro” is infinitely funnier when it’s about politicians and companies vs actual people

[@helloworld2409]

3rd tier: inanimate objects 4th tier: intangible things, concepts

[@pacey_808]

Don't worry about forgetting the alpharad plus password Jacob. The governor of Hawaii forgot his password too when he was trying to tell the people of Hawaii that the nuclear missile alarm was a false alarm. It happens to all of us.

[@Mudkep_]

Can we get Alpharad fanart that's just him staring at you wholesomely saying "I wanna be your infinite breadstick"

[@pielovervi]

Agreed. An animated short would be cool as well. 14:44 for reference for anyone else.

[@warzard1720]

I love watching Alpharad Deluxe ads all the way through for no discernable reason

[@anneprocter]

I wanna see Connor on this channel more, him and the gang have great chemistry

[@ThatGuy-nc4kw]

He's the only person that can get them to have a normal conversation lol

[@DIEGOJEFF]

This really does feel like the unofficial revival of partycast

[@catd5307]

At around 24:50, when Alpharad was told he was brave for saying what he did put in the open, I don’t think anyone would really be that surprised. This is the man who had no problem torturing his friends in an inescapable escape room half a year ago.

[@scarlet7960]

Did you know if you combine "Conner" and "EatsPants" you get "cancelled" ?

[@RandomUser11170]

Being a fan of ConnorEatsPants is like being a fan of Katana jokes

[@atwistedb]

@@RandomUser11170 you could also compare it to flying to close to the sun.

[@aaronm5957]

Connor eats pants flew a bit too close to the sun with this one and got canceled

[@kross_draws]

Hearing about Conner’s Drake tweet with no context was pretty great

[@jstar3382]

This is such a good one. This is basically just partycast but with different people

[@ValueNetwork]

It’s amazing how influential Connor is with dream SMP despite not being relevant on the SMP itself. If a normal person was to name DSMP members Connor would probably be the top of the list, but a dream stan probably wouldn’t mention him.

[@Missingno_Miner]

This is slander, Connor is the main character of the SMP.

[@cogbait]

@@Missingno_Miner it’s called dreamsmp because it was Connors dream to join

[@Missingno_Miner]

@@cogbait Exactly.

[@ranpo_edogawa]

actually a dream stan might mention him because in the lore hes canonically dream's son??? his other parent is sonic the hedgehog. no fucking idea why or how. thats all the dsmp lore i know other than wilbur fucked a fish and philza married a samsung smart fridge.

[@nakedstatue8517]

and now dream is a groomer.... :/

[@LowlySlime]

I really liked Dash's antiperspirant joke this episode, great stuff!

[@thechuckernaut8655]

I knew dash leaving was a bit lol. They didn't add ellie to the banner but they added dash. Of course it wasn't a temp thing

[@manjackson2772]

That's not how you spell LE's name

[@breakfastbongos]

we need a tier list of the best mario party superstar stickers

[@b00psn00t]

Omg please

[@jack-goose]

I missed this series so much, I'm glad to see it's back.

[@hypergoat7618]

These guys seem like the kind of people who would let me into their house if I knocked and asked to play video games with them

[@letters5351]

Being a fan of alpharad deluxe is like being a fan of alpharad plus

[@shindougy]

I like how the ad placement is never where they say it is in the video and its always like right before something stupid I appreciate it

[@En-cw7cl]

I can't believe that out of all the series they haven't finished, the one that actually pisses me off is the 2014 saga I need closure

[@PointsofData]

as in real life, there is no closure

[@cogbait]

Jawsh leaving was the closure

[@reilly5005]

Hearing everyone talk about cheating on tests reminds me of a time where my history teacher left the answer key on the back of the test so I cheated by using that and then before anyone else found out I told the teacher about how she left it stapled so she would remove it from everyone else.

[@cogbait]

Chad play

[@stfu_b4and0n]

i been wanting a crossover for a long time between these two so this is cool

[@omarg2079]

i cant believe that alpharad deluxe and jo are finally doing a collab

[@luxendarcknight7807]

I like how there’s just the Twitter url for connoreatspants but not his KZbin channel in the description.

[@xanderkirk7872]

As a gay man, living in Texas and being gay is, in fact, miserable, but I’m white and single so I can get away with it for a while until I get a boyfriend

[@KVoinre]

I'm sorry about that, I hope you can find someone and be in a place where you can be accepted x

[@alanfish91]

💕

[@bryantf2509]

I like how Alpharad said he can't think of any controversies he's ever been in despite being in one about time traveling in ACNH

[@markmccarthy397]

I didn't realise that being on the dreamsmp wasn't a big deal until now

[@nicolasscarfo1721]

i appreciate that this video is two months old

[@wirelessgrapes2242]

This was a really nice video. Meme and intelligent, well construction conversation combined

[@kaproskarleto5136]

The only problem that everyone has overlooked about ConnorEatsPants is that his Acronym is CEP.....which taking out the E its CP which means Connor hates Club Penguin 🐧

[@Missingno_Miner]

ConnorEats(Club)Penguin

[@LostBlade776]

YOOOOOOOO Altrive and Connor are my two favorite streamers it's really cool to see them in a video together

[@TEBArceus]

Texan here: yeah, it sure is miserable for pretty much everyone.

[@radiocoffee7700]

the game audio this episode was so quiet, so i played lofi hip hop on a lower volume in another tab. Was pretty nice.

[@jay_jaz_jelly4466]

You guys listen to Deluxe in the background while doing homework, I listen to deluxe in the background while disassociating. We are not the same

[@peaceful7610]

I find it funny they return and the 3rd vid has no game audio and the most there is, is just the background noise

[@maximumspooks1572]

The biggest controversy I can think of alpharad being in is that one time he passed off the fire emblem community by try to get people to vote for Robin in one of those choose your legends events in Feh

[@adamnielson42]

Finally, he was getting too popular :(

[@howisthis8849]

@inanci is this how everyone got hacked

[@jackrunner6414]

Not sure if these are old recording sessions or if the channel is back to what it was in november but I love it

[@justinanderson1705]

I love that this isn't the episode where they come back with it was the one where they bully an editor

[@someclevername2558]

I can't believe what he's done, I am astonished and frankly disappointed by all things Pants.

[@jerryjerry1791]

I am ashamed to once call myself a Connoreatspants fan, I feel disgusted and outright gross because of what he's done. I'm sorry you had to hide this, I'm glad the truth is finally coming out..

[@mcswaddelz4329]

nice to see the alpharad deluxe guy play with the guy who eats pants. I wonder what whacky shenanigans will ensue in this video

[@ryanexists6667]

i love just listening to this like a podcast and not paying attention to the screen

[@snifff1642]

can’t wait for episode 19 :)

[@Maelys_ACNH]

A few times I cheated on tests in high school by writing the answers on a piece of paper I kept in my pencil case in Russian, but written in the Hebrew alphabet, not the Cyrrilic script (Russian alphabet). I took that extra precaution because in my high school there were a few students and one or two teachers that knew how to read Russian and could rat me out if the teach showed em the paper. But being the only person who both spoke Russian and could read Hebrew, I was most likely the only person in my country (France) who could even begin to decode that paper. And if the teacher asked about the paper, I could just say "Oh don't worry, I'm just currently learning Hebrew so I have the alphabet written down. So I can glance at it often enough and memorize it.". I know I probably sound insanely paranoid but I took every precaution I could, man.

[@Zoroark_Master]

The gang: play superstar The description: no, you’re playing super

[@Platitudinous9000]

we stopped getting licensed console games because mobile became the big casual space. also we don't get games for every MCU movie because there are three or four of them every single year now

[@ChaseJonas75]

I hope they invite Nicolas Cantu again for a throw back to the best party cast.

[@bluberri7897]

THE BEST CROSSOVER IN HISTORY

[@matthewbartlett3442]

Back then: every movie IP has a game Now: every video game IP has a movie

[@AwesomeRhombus]

Glad to see they finally remembered their KZbin password

[@bonefortune]

so relieved to know mario’s party still exists

[@josephsquire8344]

The lack of game audio really helps me focus on the content

[@visioln]

connor ate pant

[@funnymandanny5263]

True

[@kylejongs6449]

False

[@Blocko_Boi]

Real

[@dripdedede1299]

TRUE

[@mudkipfan2585]

Miss

[@Thisisthegreatestatofalltime]

I remember that party from the Misfits podcast.

[@Baysouflee]

Are you ever having a dream, and you are falling, and you have a headache from the kids barking and the cats cowing. And you want to go home and sleep because you are really well rested?

[@jonton4061]

being a fan of connoreatspants is like being a fan of alpharad deluxe before connoreatspants was on it

[@moresnqp]

this is a crazy episode ive not even watched it

[@larkspur1517]

the lack of game audio in this video makes it so weird

[@yeastus4293]

What a fun game of Mario Party Superstars I sure hope Dash and Jo don't get locked outside by Jacob and start filming a video where they play multiple flash games, most notably Grindcraft, moments after this video ends.

[@cj33333]

If we're on the topic of movie games I recommend Over the Hedge for the PS2

[@yankridge9786]

it took me 48 minutes to realize that there was no game audio

[@ElariaFlori]

Gotta love that Jacob says the tv is paid for by all the loving fans and sponsors, despite never being sponsored on this channel.

[@Lulu_Lime]

Rocket Arena and Battle for Neighborville Checkmate liberal 😎

[@ElariaFlori]

@@Lulu_Lime Honestly fair. Also lmao I love the mix of the "Checkmate liberal" included with your blm pfp.

[@dran0nym0u5]

You should be able to bribe the thwomps with stars. 10 stars to pass.

[@waterbolt059]

based

[@blackday1013]

Everyone against Birdo. As Mario Party was meant to be played.

[@xawproductions3348]

In case I ever blow up with my 1 video per year upload schedule, I'd like to state on the record that I am pro anti sexism. I'm excited to announce this on the video of my closest friend, parasocially of course

[@isaowilcox1020]

1:10:15 Jo should’ve believed in the Big G more bc he went to church camp and look what happened

[@stiizzay]

my favourite minecraft streamer on alpharad deluxe !

[@Awesomeness-iz3dh]

These podcasts have the best background footage.

[@dragonfly._.doodles]

I literally thought this was a hit piece I was so scared

[@katkit6817]

The return of the “KINGS” of the commentary community!!!

[@ModernHog]

> 10 characters instead of 12 > "bad game" ok alpharad deluxe people

[@Reffychan]

I wish I could own more of a percentage of Jacob's tv by buying them one

[@thesubmatrix]

Gimme parties of aether with characters from the rivals universe