Technoblade Begging For Carrots For 11 Minutes!

[@vlindermoeder]

technoblade is the kind of guy to look at a carrot and ask "is someone gonna eat that?" and not wait for an answer

[@kangkangbby7308]

You did not just bring that back..

[@danacarajb]

I understood that reference

[@ihavenoname___]

Ahahajajahjaj

[@sallgoodman5546]

The reference

[@jackvr1181]

e_e

[@inkparchment7560]

The reason why techno is a bunny is so he can get 30% farming boost

[@chrisyoung7662]

He needs that boost to keep No.1 in potatos

[@Eatmydbzballs]

Actually it's bugged so its actually more like 41.35%

[@J1407b..]

42%**

[@beeschurger194]

Actually it’s bugged it’s more like 42.000000000005%***

[@Lucky-gu3dq]

Ah potatoes need it

[@JoranJC]

He has mastered the potato, carrots is his next goal.

[@Kid0171]

cant wait for the carrot war

[@satan4047]

He has also mastered jumping in all directions

[@zoneofsan4662]

And then there's wheat

[@peachpope37]

666 likes, nice.

[@ItsmeUVie]

*sad beetroot noises*

[@hyunhae7248]

it feels surreal to watch this and subconciously feel he's still here, but at some moment it hits me again that he's rlly gone. i miss u techno

[@Aquainfinity-bj8hz]

We all do

[@marcogc2913]

You described my feelings perfectly. I miss him too

[@felix_dark1311]

But he’s not gone he’s not gone till all of his videos and videos with him in it or about him are gone. Till after that happens it just leads to everyone who remembers him takes there last breath and then he will be truly dead

[@Lokiiiii871]

me too

[@xyihhz4262]

same. miss that guy. he must be traahing us rn at heaven

[@TheIsoscelesTheory]

You forgot "Sometimes when my mother isn't home. I bury myself in the garden...and pretend I am a carrot." We miss you Techno.

[@Luna_Afton-mi7uw]

Yes

[@KarsenRuben-v6n]

Ha… it would be funny if he was alive

[@jennaaflleje1598]

He’s still alive in our hearts

[@pokobox4211]

😢 techno 😢 ❤❤❤

[@drift1618]

now he is buried in peace 07

[@Yesytsucks]

Just a quick reminder: Technoblade called carrots a garbage vegetable in his first potato war video. Edit: Rest in peace, alex.

[@awkwardvulpix3085]

That was over a year ago, people change

[@codybrown689]

That was technoblade not technobunny

[@alphaqhard121]

He also called 1.9PvP garbage too Who won the 100k duel again?

[@Yesytsucks]

@@alphaqhard121 he's been training for that moment alot, if you forgot. Also he didnt say after that, that its now good

[@skvsister9533]

That. Is. The proof that it is Technoblade.

[@lisaharter8087]

So, Technoblade is the Monty Python rabbit.

[@idunnoguess6482]

JAJSJAJA

[@amberstarr9267]

that makes it even scarier and funnier when you realise that techno Is good at pvp

[@kdaines5960]

Omg yes I love this

[@darkblaze66_86]

I believe its name is the Killer Bunny lol

[@nikki_official6055]

HELL YEAHHHH

[@lavender7672]

Whenever Techno sees a carrot Technoblade: can I have it?

[@dmon382]

*slowly approaching with axe in hand* can I?

[@blueberrie_]

This reminds me of quackity asking George " can i have some? My mom didn't feed me today. Can i have some?

[@saltypopcorn250]

Is for me? 🥺 👉👈

[@isabel-uh6cw]

XD

[@daynaness3847]

LMAOOO

[@w0rmbr41nzz]

He was the 2nd worst thing to happen to those orphans, but he was the best thing to happen to his viewers. RIP Techno.

[@melihbey530]

agreed

[@SoRaHaRui]

I'm just here rewatching clips of technoblade as I know I'm never gonna see him ever again , really really miss him, rest easy techno

[@we1rdkitty]

rip technoblade :(

[@anaksdh4886]

ure fukin cringe

[@elivile.]

That's actually a mood. I've been rewatching all of Techno's videos and I just.. I feel sad to know I'll never be destroyed in any sort of minigame on Hypixel by Technoblade.

[@apeonya]

i love how hes obsessed with potatos on the dream smp but here hes obsessed with carrots LMAO

[@Nerdnumberone]

You should see his videos about the Potato War

[@peprikanstan8759]

@@Nerdnumberone alright time for the Carrot War

[@kookieinablanket]

@@peprikanstan8759 *Annie pants would like to join*

[@fakekaeya5004]

My goal is to beat Technoblade in skyblock

[@yamomsHD]

@@FarlarGaming no shit

[@bogdandamaschin9381]

funny reminder: pigs in minecraft also eat carrots

[@alexandersorgenfrei4840]

yes but they dont jump high and drop rabbit's feet :)

[@bogdandamaschin9381]

@@alexandersorgenfrei4840 i know, but frogs do. Frog origin pog

[@me-cp7he]

@@bogdandamaschin9381 TechnoFrog ftw ribbit

[@Exyllis]

I love it when frogs drop rabbit feet

[@catherinedanni9914]

@@me-cp7he but frogs dont eat carrots do they

[@Malfriend]

Sneeg: it’s a golden carrot, why? Techno: can I have it? Sneeg: why’s that? Techno: I wanna eat it Sneeg: just the one? Techno: you got more?

[@Mayah_Abelman]

Dono in the background: “just bully him into giving you the axolotl. Techno can be your muscle man.”

[@NailRetreat]

Theres gonna be no more moments like these… Im gonna miss techno

[@bobertprime6852]

me too this kinda humor he did always made my day

[@Novan25]

I heard about TechnoBlade’s death but idk who he is But now I watch Technoblade and I’m already crying...

[@Aquainfinity-bj8hz]

We all miss him R.I.P Legend

[@Ryuukuz]

we all gonna miss techno

[@CupcakeHD25]

@@Novan25 Ikr, I started watching him too and it just hurts so much...

[@kahvinen]

Anyone else watching nonstop Technoblade content? I miss him so much..

[@Rainy_XD]

Me, and I miss him too

[@CraftyCraft_Bee]

Yeah

[@MrArcadia2009]

Same. RIP.

[@auugh43546]

yeah

[@thatshorrendousiloveit.4689]

DSMP Techno: war, blood, potatoes OSMP Techno: carrots.

[@KangarooMonkey]

Honestly I like this version a lot more.

[@nummysalt1547]

he did mention in one of the potato war episodes that carrots are stupid lol, and now he only cares about carrots

[@I-REL1VED]

Do u have carrots?

[@nummysalt1547]

@@I-REL1VED bro, those are mine

[@I-REL1VED]

@@nummysalt1547 u jhave caroorts?

[@rosieleaverton]

They say the moon is made out of cheese. But actually... It's made out of carrots. (edit) rewatching this video. I had forgotten I wrote this comment. It's been rough since he passed away. I love looking back on videos like this. I checked out his channel because of another KZbinr I watch and ended up subscribing about a week or two after he posted his cancer announcement. I absolutely fell in love with his sense of humor. We miss you, Techno. You changed my life, as well as the lives of so many others. Thanks for that. May you rest in peace.

[@amenoit.drawss]

Nah man, it’s made out of hay bales

[@breadisnice]

Lol yes

[@kerbethegodkiller2914]

No thats actually mars

[@8bitbumps]

TECHNOBLADE BECOMES VECTOR

[@aclown311]

True.

[@jessecherval8979]

Phil: Feeds his pig a carrot Technoblade: *menacing voice* *DO MY EYES DECEIVE ME?!*

[@panssar]

Technoblade: Do you... DO YOU GOT CARROTS IN YOUR INVENTORY? 0:48 (Do you got games on your phone)

[@kingsley_is_skibidi]

Techno was the guy who loved carrots, farmed potatoes, and danced on children who he beat in potato farming.

[@somurasol3793]

Reminder carrots irl should only be given to bunnies as a treat. Carrots should not be daily food as they contain far too much sugar.

[@lick28]

I'm mostly sure that rabbits can't digest carrots.

[@ryanking6665]

Actually, bunny rabbits cannot really eat carrots... they love letuce though.

[@frostyskeletons8950]

PSA: always search if a new food is safe for any pet before giving it to them. (I.e. dogs can not eat grapes, onions, garlic, cats can’t drink milk/cream, etc)

[@benibacali1434]

@@frostyskeletons8950 i'm pretty sure cats do drink mlik. I had 3 cats at my grandparents, they were often given milk and it seems they liked it more than I ever did.

[@ruinthuessia1078]

@@benibacali1434 I think not all of them can drink milk

[@spirittail4958]

I think techno is right about that Greek myth with golden apples if I remember my Latin class correctly she was some amazonian that was easily distracted and some god used a bunch of golden apples to distract her during a tournament or something like that

[@electronicblues]

atalanta

[@snarls3760]

Well to be fair, the golden apples would have helped her, they would regan her health so that she would have her energy back and also absorption would be nice

[@cosmicvictory7852]

Yes that was Atlanta and the tournament was for for winning her hand in marriage. Aphrodite gave Hippolytus (im bad with names I don’t think it’s correct) apples because she shipped them both lol and that way he would be able to distract her in a race. he won lol

[@prudencecutwa2973]

I could see a lot of the Greek gods doing that

[@milord8005]

More like a guy begged a goddess to help and she gave him golden apples to help him cheat in a race. He got killed by said god because he didn't say thank you

[@MONKE5081]

Phil is having a heart attack from Techno taking all the carrots

[@acetaveras9406]

6:00 the way he looked both sides and then started speeding up was hilarious

[@ToadKing_]

Wherever he is, I hope he has all the carrots he’ll ever want

[@Rainy_XD]

He's probably in heaven rn

[@joy-6629]

This made me sad for some reason

[@Annaxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]

And potatos😂😢❤

[@Dr.BananaCraft]

@@joy-6629 i feel that

[@angelicdream708]

First we got a compilation of techno saying bruh. Then we got "startin the stream" and now we have "got any carrots?" Technoevoltion

[@Haunted2077]

Technovalution

[@Max-ix9lk]

"Carrots" does not sound like a word anymore to me

[@iforgotaname6770]

69 likes as of now

[@Rainy_XD]

@@iforgotaname6770 319 likes as of now

[@CraftyCraft_Bee]

324 now

[@bluesbest1]

Seeing him uproot every carrot farm and search every chest for carrots convinces me that he really is a rabbit.

[@lifestreeks9671]

one year later he still doesn't fail to make us laugh lmao.

[@foxy_kayla28]

Guys can we appreciate the fact that when each time Techno saw carrots or any kind, Techno would say rlly loudly, "YOOOOO! :D :O". 😂❤😂❤

[@star22sally67]

Even as a bunny he can instill fear

[@Eldritch_TeddyBear]

Bunny do have some sharp claws

[@BananaColada]

@@Eldritch_TeddyBear and teeth

[@chrono-glitchwaterlily8776]

He is a Killer Bunny

[@theendersmirk5851]

I'd say he's instilling more fear at a time as a bunny than he did as a pig. Which is saying a lot.

[@dartvader7849]

And he jump good

[@kingtanjirou9913]

the myth he was talking about was Atalanta [i think in spelled that right] she was an amazing hunter and fighter who went unbeaten by any man, animal, or foe. i believe she worshiped Artemis, and vowed to never marry. she did however, make a challenge to all the men in her village that whoever could beat her in a race could marry her, and with the help of aphrodite a young man did complete it and i think she did actually marry him. aphrodite gave him multiple golden apples which would distract her long enough to get ahead for a small amount of time and win. she picked up every single one and he almost lost. this is just a summary, there’s people who have better explanations [i think a channel named 'overly sarcastic productions' explains it and other myths]

[@themockingdragon135]

They do cover that one, and it's as funny as the others.

[@kingtanjirou9913]

@@themockingdragon135 Yesssssss, I love the way they tell stories

[@Haunted2077]

Yeah, there were 3 golden apples

[@Not_The_Bread]

Dream: Laughs like a tea kettle Tommy: Laughs like a hyena Phil: laughs like a squeaky dog toy with asthma Technoblade: Laughs with sass

[@Fishing_mission]

I would be Tommy then

[@Rainy_XD]

@@Fishing_mission 😂😂😂😂😂

[@CraftyCraft_Bee]

My laugh sounds like that tube thing that sucks all the water out of your mouth at the dentist

[@pypercasey6052]

Foolish: laughs like a windex bottle

[@Blaze00XD]

6:25 is when Techno decides love the carrots a bit too much

[@utot690]

I don’t think I’ll ever forget techno, nor will anyone. Technoblade, we will all miss you. Goodbye techno ❤ "Technoblade never dies"

[@firelasercat]

legends never die, rip techno. he took the cancer down with him too.

[@Fishing_mission]

Carrots lick lick

[@Rainy_XD]

@@firelasercat yeah

[@Imliterallyjustnobodytbh]

o7

[@BluebellKittenz]

He's not just any kind of rabbit.. He's a killer rabbit

[@BananaColada]

I get that refrence

[@brockyay4414]

I was actually killed by one of those when they were actually able to spawn regularly. I spawned in on a world and immediately got killed by one

[@BluebellKittenz]

@@brockyay4414 oof..

[@Rainy_XD]

@@brockyay4414 At first, I thought irl...

[@shlipsk3898]

5:11The way sneed said “I NEED MY DRUGS…I MEAN SUGER” I laughed so hard as technoblade zoomed across the screen

[@firelasercat]

techno: do you have games on your phone? sneeg: overtired sugar high toddler

[@frozenfiredarknight3764]

Techno in the Dream SMP- is that government I'm hearing? Techno in the Origin SMP- are those carrots I'm seeing?

[@Registered_Google_User]

KZbin just isn't the same without technoblade. Miss the dude. Rest in Peace to the legend that truly never dies.

[@damionboardman896]

4:17 the last thing the orphans see

[@jessejohn7406]

Phil: *pulls out carrot on a stick* Techno: "Yoooooo *pulls out axe* YOOOOO"

[@SkyTheDeer]

I like the fact that Technoblade, when he makes funny jokes, doesn’t even laugh like at all to them, if he does laugh he doesn’t laugh as hard as whoever else is hearing the joke

[@kcalvinnoralac7742]

Techno is known as the number 1 potato farmer now his gonna be the number 1 carrot collector

[@doesithavetobemyrealname9515]

*was known😭😭😭

[@Rainy_XD]

@@doesithavetobemyrealname9515 rest in peace techno🕊

[@goose2842]

Technoblade is gone now. All these memories was a gift from Alex. Making people entertained, Laugh and just Hes just a cool guy I miss Techno My life has changed in a different way i never felt.

[@Wha-4t]

Its been years now since your passing yet i still watch vids of you, the dream smp died as soon as you did, without you we will never get moments like these, you will be always in our hearts. Technoblade never dies🫡🕊️🕊️

[@spicy_as_can_be3155]

Techno is the embodiment of “do you have games on your phone”

[@ImInYourHouse777]

4:32 LMAOO when techno turns his head, it's like when a puppy tilts their head sorta vibe😂😂

[@extic._.glitch1228]

TechnoBlade: Give me more carrots. Also TechnoBlade: Carrots are a garbage vegetable.

[@v3lv3t97]

How to bring Techno back to life because we're desperately missing him: 1. Buy carrot 2. Put carrot at the highest place 3. Wait for Techno to come down and get tha carrot.

[@yankee0720]

6:30 is no one gonna talk about how Phil has a chest plate on WITH AN ELYCTRA?!

[@Coom42069]

He’s an Elytrian on originsSMP

[@NyxUniverse_Onikura]

Techno is the kind of guy to look at a carrot and ask, "is anyone gonna eat that?" and not wait for an answer - WilburSoot 2021

[@sweatbaguette8443]

"im molten like a goat"

[@Quadzify]

think he means moulting

[@Eladsaysnothing]

Phil: hey techno want netherite Techno: NOPE just give me the carrots

[@princessrose823]

😂😂

[@PaperBag2024]

God I miss him. It’s sad we will never have this humor again. Rest easy king.

[@aaryin1721]

I miss him. I miss content like this.

[@Yqaeriss]

same…

[@Lun1zz]

Yeah....

[@TheDungDefender-z1k]

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIESSSSSSS! HE IS MERELY CONQUERING THE KINGDOM OF GOD!

[@Lakadaizical]

The way he says "Yoooooooo" tho

[@redheadredneckv]

For all those mourning, I pray for your comfort and I hope Techno’s snark gives ya’ll some relief, see ya again one day Techno

[@ninafrancescanunez4783]

Origin SMP Lore: The Carrot Space Program with TechnoBunny as our first Astronaut to be launched into the Moon to search for Legendary Space Carrots. lmao

[@ElMuchoMacho]

The thing I'll miss most about him is how Techno will straight up commit to a bit with no room for error lmfao

[@NathanHeath-sp4pk]

Cop: “why did you murder him?” Techno: “it was for the carrots!”

[@keiieden]

sneegs laugh is the best 😂

[@thalia8976]

Ikr sneegs laugh had me straight up DYING 😂

[@snowrin9854]

"I do not give carrots, I only take them" -Technoblade

[@memefishcat1310]

I love how Techno has such a chill vibe that makes others laughs uwu, Phil laughed so much during this video xD. Thank you for the compilation :3

[@nick335online]

A technoblade a day keeps the government away, rest in peace techno, you will never be forgotten!

[@superracer9283]

Techno: Sees carrot Techno: What u want for them carrots

[@ExoAether]

He seems surprisingly happy to be eating what he once called a garbage vegetable.

[@coolsindy3457]

6:03 oh look there's techno o-o nevermind he can no longer be seen

[@jaytion_8023]

Techno:NO THE CARROTS Sneeg: I just gave you a bunch Philza:*slowly morphing into a vocal airhorn*

[@thatenbyartist517]

This was the last stream I ever saw Techno included in. I watched it live and keep coming back to this video every once in a while because it gives me so much serotonin every single time I watch it. Thanks Canooon 🐷🐰❤

[@DendenYT_XP]

1:40 The way that Techno follows the carrots :') Rest in piece fellow legend.. 👑🐷✨

[@Plenjter]

The two vegetables techno is gonna be known for are potatoes and carrots, and pigs eat BOTH of those. Now All we need are beetroot, even though they kinda suck… Also remember back in the potato war he called carrots trash

[@reguret126]

Carrot war incoming

[@iseight9748]

0:42 Bro that timing on the gifted subs is just hilarious

[@chrono-glitchwaterlily8776]

I didn't even notice 😂😂😂

[@matthebestever]

'is there anything else than carrots what u need?' response: 'golden carrots'

[@vickykeplin7584]

''I COULD JUMP GOOD UNDERGROUND! HIDE IN MY DRUGS, I MEAN SUGAR!'' -5:02 HAD ME ROLLING 💀💀💀

[@coolsindy3457]

Techno is type of person to see a golden carrot and ask "is anyone going to eat that" and not wait for an answer

[@Exyllis]

stolen

[@nb.9150]

@@Exyllis maybe the top comment was. idk maybe or maybe not-

[@nb.9150]

oh wait i just realized i saw another comment below

[@RXXORINIDE]

@@nb.9150 was it mine?:0

[@nb.9150]

@@RXXORINIDE no

[@castleguard_of_xbox360]

4:00 this is my favorite piece of TechnoBlade content ever

[@satan4047]

Bunnyblade ~Carrot Addict ~Killer Rabbit Technoblade ~Potato Addict ~Killer Pig

[@4ll0y4l1f3]

POV: you go to the newest first in comments and all you see is “rip techno”

[@queefqueen100]

Yep

[@jedigamerjoe530]

This is why his skin is a pig, it’s because he loves carrots and in Minecraft pigs will do anything to eat carrots

[@superspider64]

"I'm pretty sure there's a greek myth about this just with golden apples" How the hell does Technoblade know so much about greek mythology?

[@Sharye2001]

I Believe he was an English major, and as an English major you read a lot of classic literature including Greek stories. So that could be a reason. Or he could just like Greek mythology.

[@Chazito_]

Rip techno after watching this there was so much laughing and crying may Alex Rest In Peace and much love to his community and him ❤️❤️

[@LizardKing_YT]

1:21 techno makes the weirdest noise ever

[@lordender_kitty_official]

i can't believe it's almost been a year sense Techno died. Rest in peace Techno. You shall not be forgotten.

[@Lofaiaajpw]

“I just like carrots man” -technoblade

[@GiveMyRamen]

0:07 advancement completed : Is that a pig?

[@musicvdlover8788]

HAHAHAHA

[@Luk5000]

Techno during potato war: "some garbage vegetable like carrots" Also techno: "give me carrots!"

[@francismaguire3207]

1:34 Correct actually! The Greek Heroine Atlanta had visited an Oracle who prophesied her marriage,but she was a cool badass independent woman so she went "Whoever beats me in a foot race can have my hand in marriage,however if you fail you will be killed." men lined up thinking they could beat her,and failed,so they thinned out but there was still some,now enter Hippomenes,he had fell in love with Atlanta at first sight,now he wasn't the fastest runner,infact he was quite average,but he had visited Aphrodite and she basically said she shipped it and gave him three irresistible golden apples and at the start,Atlanta had created a huge gap,being incredibly fast,but he threw an apple way behind him,and basically went "Ooh,shiny!"and ran after it and after a while she caught back up,and he threw another apple and did that a third time and he ultimately won and obviously got married had to get married to him.(Theres a second story where they get turned into lions but its alot less PG)

[@mustbeunknownasalways]

Omg this is so long

[@francismaguire3207]

@@mustbeunknownasalways Sorry I would have shortened it but I'm not good at shortening stories.

[@gamercentral2417]

@@francismaguire3207 anyone who beats woman in race gets married but if lose = die One man used golden apples to distract her and won There’s a lion version but less pg

[@scottwesner9362]

I never knew they were the same as the two that were changed into lions

[@P3oxihm]

carrots:*existing* technoblade:"yeooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo🗣🗣🗣🗣"

[@nickdaroca8955]

He's finding carrots in the afterlife now. So long humble beggar

[@rockinggamerdude]

His final words feel like “I didn’t get my carrots”

[@k1era_o]

Techno: thinks carrots are in space Also Techno: says he knows everything about carrots 🤐

[@rule4884]

Best moments❤❤ As he always said “TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES BABY💔”

[@Silverbellz]

I hope he gets all the carrots he wants

[@FloatyyBrain]

Me: *giggling watching this* Also me: *crying that technos gone*

[@mobilegames_yt_ttv1159]

Technoblade: A God In The DreamSMP Technoblade : A Pig/bunny Begging Lower Lifeforms For Carrots In The Origins SMP

[@Villanueva.]

Rest in peace Technoblade.

[@itspitbullyt2072]

Ive been sad all day, because of his death.. but this has made me slightly happy, and makes me think how much joy and laughter he brought people, rest easy techno.

[@EggoWaffz]

It’s amazing seeing how much he made them laugh, Rest In Peace tecnno

[@lancesans1466]

technoblade just yeeting himself off the island to get his carrot never will get old to me xD