That dude can't even complete a simple 4 piece puzzle. I highly doubt he could figure out how to create a worm hole
@gojeffygo10667 жыл бұрын
I know right?
@tatman80007 жыл бұрын
Damn nice burn
@DepressedLemur97 жыл бұрын
lol
@sentel1407 жыл бұрын
LiveAction Link lol
@TehNewV7 жыл бұрын
Or you could view it as a puzzle with pieces missing, say a 3x3 puzzle of 9 pieces or more.
@Droggelbecherbot4 жыл бұрын
"Do you really want another 2017?" Me, sitting here in 2020, crying: "Yes, oh god yes! Please just let me go back!"
@DodaGarcia4 жыл бұрын
And this comment was even before coronavirus got worldwide...
@MayPastel4 жыл бұрын
I would do anything to go back to 2017.
@JordanBeagle4 жыл бұрын
Funny enough my 2017 was actually worse than my 2020 so far
@kidchiko94354 жыл бұрын
I was just about to post the same thing
@goog-p7p4 жыл бұрын
2017 seems so archaic to me that my brain recognizes it as nonexistant. 2017 never happened.
@IAmNumber40005 жыл бұрын
“Blyat!” _smashes with notebook_ That shit got me dying
@nunziocastellano11605 жыл бұрын
You do know what that means right?
@IAmNumber40005 жыл бұрын
@@nunziocastellano1160 Yes. Why wouldn't I?
@V_Deity5 жыл бұрын
Yeah didn't the bible was a fucking "notebook"
@icarusmakarov93655 жыл бұрын
@@V_Deity It was a chinese-russian dictionary
@brendaajamu71525 жыл бұрын
@Schrödinger's Theory lol
@marcusg.29103 жыл бұрын
I remember 2017 being something everyone on the internet hated but I can't remember what the hell happened since 2020 overshadowed it
@MagnsATK983 жыл бұрын
I would gladly have another 2017 at this point lol
@MyHandleIsAplaceholder3 жыл бұрын
I thought 2016 was the hated year of the internet before 2020
@achaeanmapping44083 жыл бұрын
@@MyHandleIsAplaceholder ever since 2016 everyone has been saying that the previous year was the worst year
@DontTouchMyCroissant3 жыл бұрын
And 2018 happened. And 2019. They were all terrible.
@bluebolt18443 жыл бұрын
@@DontTouchMyCroissant 2019 was nice. Cringe, undoubtedly, but everyone's heart seemed to be in the right place that year. People were willing to have goofy fun without being overly cynical.
@Loreofw0rlds5 жыл бұрын
Audio = Teleportation "OK guys I'm going to Africa" "How are you going to get there?" *Africa by Toto starts playing*
@josephstalin79955 жыл бұрын
Best comment.
@ryanloftesness29024 жыл бұрын
Africa is actually one of my favorite songs
@iamthatoneguy78754 жыл бұрын
Oh no, it's time to go **Grabs bluetooth speaker and throws out the window**
@mesumshah49544 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! This is an underrated comment!
@starchild22994 жыл бұрын
if audio = teleportation, that means the space stone in marvel comics and movies is just a tiny speaker... the sound stone
@Hopeyfish5 жыл бұрын
*"How dare you make us wait for free things that you make for free?!?"*
@yardfowl31495 жыл бұрын
i busted a gut laughing when he said that :D
@acooldude31645 жыл бұрын
Best line.
@lqu5 жыл бұрын
People when they realise they'd been duped into making communism a thing.
@PhishyBongwaters4 жыл бұрын
I spit coffee all over my desk when that went by, I love this guy
@bachlamtung51314 жыл бұрын
please tell me what the name of the channel is
@crummockiphail97207 жыл бұрын
I don't know what your guys' problem is, but I tried the portal thing and it worked. Opens right up to a Chipotle in Albuquerque, I just reach my hand in and steal free guac, it's pretty dope.
@Rebuswind7 жыл бұрын
If this comment was not under Captain D's video...I bet you money that some one will actually believe you for real and try for themselves...
@AmaranthOriginal7 жыл бұрын
People can't get it to work because they're within the sphere of influence f a Balderhaz cube.
@danniespears50357 жыл бұрын
Crummock iPhail you have a
@danniespears50357 жыл бұрын
Rebuswind how you doing are you drinking tonight I wish I was
@megaton_a7 жыл бұрын
Mine opened into the bottom of a toilet in Guatemala. Still trying to get the smell out of my curtains.
@sethc47583 жыл бұрын
i was just in Sedona last month, crazy thing is i actually saw a portal into this dudes bedroom
@hi122353 жыл бұрын
Same. Was he wearing a red shirt, just to make sure we are talking about the same dudes portal.
@penciloctopus22313 жыл бұрын
@@hi12235 I don't think he wore a red shirt when I saw him, he was sitting there in a blue shirt eating an orange.
@gni31283 жыл бұрын
Lol
@LukeSumIpsePatremTe3 жыл бұрын
@@penciloctopus2231 I think you just saw the portal to my mom's garage
@laserbean000013 жыл бұрын
It's true, I was the portal.
@UpIsNotJump6 жыл бұрын
Holy shit this video is amazing
@blastback276 жыл бұрын
ikr
@random_guy15726 жыл бұрын
Its sad that this comment doesnt have alot of comments because you have over 400,000 subscribers and millions of views. I feel like this comment should have more comments. Btw nice videos I love them :)
@tf3confirmedbuthv546 жыл бұрын
Fuck you, need more likes boyo
@cavegamer59896 жыл бұрын
Hey look it's my other favorite KZbinr!
@TheArtis4n6 жыл бұрын
UpIsNotJump dude hahaha what chu doing here
@takethef7 жыл бұрын
I blasted 420.69 Hz out of my laptop speakers and a homunculus appeared in my room. He says he's from Sedona, though. I guess I did *some* things right, right?
@EntropyKC7 жыл бұрын
Try going to Sedona and see if you can get a portal to that idiot's apartment
@LughSummerson7 жыл бұрын
Whatever you do, don't ask him a third question.
@paulwebb20787 жыл бұрын
I tried 525 Hz and a weird kid with a deformed head named David appeared.
@beasttank59295 жыл бұрын
I saw the flat earth at 600 Hz
@channel59804 жыл бұрын
Nice
@LeoElso7 жыл бұрын
I love how you take an obviously fake video, and still make it interesting to debunk- and THEN, you add MORE research on top, and a new argumentation on top of it! You're not content with a simple debunk, you're pushing as far as you can. I find this very inspiring. Absolute quality content not just because you're naturally entertaining, but also because you work your ass off and respect your audience, and yourself!
@xXEpicOwnageXx7 жыл бұрын
Completely agree. Very well said.
@dougodud7 жыл бұрын
LeoElso 400th like :3
@loganreads904 жыл бұрын
He single-handedly madr it impossible for me to enjoy ARGs
@thefreakmachine3 жыл бұрын
As a cat owner I can testify that my house is 110% haunted: things keep falling, stuff get broken without apparent reason, weird and hauntingly noises during night. Me and my wife keep feeling the undead jaws that bite our feet toes after midnight.
@Shinkajo3 жыл бұрын
I have the same problem, except it's my hand toes
@carbinecryo307163 жыл бұрын
I think I have the same problem I keep waking up to a shitton of fur on my blankets
@hulkjumper3 жыл бұрын
I might have this problem too, my couch keeps getting ripped up and all my pottery keeps shattering overnight for no reason
@helloworld24093 жыл бұрын
Me too! There's some shithead sitting in my chair everyday, and my catfood bowls keep emptying themselves.
@softlysnowing39592 жыл бұрын
@@Shinkajo 'hand toes'
@emberdrops38926 жыл бұрын
6:00 You took your time to replicate his whole bedroom! The quality of the channel is amazing!!!
@yorimirus6 жыл бұрын
Yeah he is awesome!
@woofywoofy16896 жыл бұрын
I agree!
@richtigmann16 жыл бұрын
the painting is the best
@womp56656 жыл бұрын
It’s green screen lol
@VeronicaGorositoMusic6 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: they both work toghether.
@ovni22954 жыл бұрын
Even if playing specific sounds opened a portal to Sedona, who cares? It's Sedona. No one is going there.
@ballsolver4 жыл бұрын
bro Sedona is BEAUTIFUL
@absolutezero61904 жыл бұрын
Áron Csapó Sedona is cringe
@tubegerm67324 жыл бұрын
It's not like the portal would even be useful to get to sedona even if you did want to; it's far to small to get through and in the sedona end it's way too high up.
@HazzyHazeI4 жыл бұрын
I just went to a mansion there
@keiyakins4 жыл бұрын
You open a portal to Sedona in your bedroom and your bae opens one in theirs. Sedona would become the transportation capitol of the world overnight.
@leiladekwatro31473 жыл бұрын
Imagine feeling emotionally lost and going on a spiritual journey to find yourself out in Sedona and you just open a portal to some fuck's bedroom
@johncrafton83196 жыл бұрын
I love the little "Cicret" advert popping up on the bottom. Nice touch.
@rilijohnmichael6 жыл бұрын
I tried to close it, stupid me.
@0rangepel3786 жыл бұрын
@@rilijohnmichael Same
@sentientarugula28846 жыл бұрын
where is it?
@johncrafton83196 жыл бұрын
@@sentientarugula2884 12:38
@cupcakes89226 жыл бұрын
I went to click the x
@saugesmith8037 жыл бұрын
I love the work you put in every video, you should have a ton more views You’re freaking amazing
@RebeccaJudes7 жыл бұрын
He probably doesn't because i've been subscribed for forever and i've even hit the notification bell and still don't get notified when he posts!
@materialistrealist65157 жыл бұрын
Captain Disillusion is my favorite content creator on KZbin, and he absolutely deserves more subscribers. I hope he knows how much he's appreciated.
@ErnieZee7 жыл бұрын
He doesn't get so much views because he's not favoured by the algorithm and it's not weird. CD makes amazing videos but he made 75 of them in the past 10 years, which means he may attract users to the KZbin platform only once every few months. That's not profitable for youtube so they won't feature it.
@nikkovalidor48907 жыл бұрын
He could make more vids more often, if he ditches the face painting. Im pretty sure that takes 90% of the manpower
@twischta6 жыл бұрын
@@RebeccaJudes Happened to me for some channels, too. If you don't get the pop up stating you'll receive all notifications, simply deactivate the bell, unsubscribe and subscribe and click bell again. Let the individual popups fade out so you can check if youtube registered everything correctly.
@CatLivesNite6 жыл бұрын
*re-making an entire bedroom, let yourself get hit by a pie while wearing a *LOT* of face paint and making a creepy girl painting. *Now that's dedication*
@Blizky5 жыл бұрын
you think that was a real bedroom? cute ^^
@kuno8355 жыл бұрын
Is it even face paint though?
@bayblademaster6975 жыл бұрын
The painting? Greenscreen. The room? Greenscreen. ITS A GREENSCREEN
@CatLivesNite5 жыл бұрын
@@bayblademaster697 the room isn't a greenscreen you dipshit and if you're a patreon you could actualy see someone applying the face paint. And how tf do you put a greenscreen in your face to make it look like it's an actual facepaint?
@maddog5645 жыл бұрын
@@CatLivesNite r/woooosh also you do know that green screen effects work on anything that's green right?
@danelyn.13743 жыл бұрын
it's kinda amazing how this entire video is supported by hours of video editing and illustrations for even the smallest of gags, while still maintaining a flowing and compelling narrative that goes along well with the editing. CD is really genius in this way and it's insane how underrated this man is
@celestial15648 ай бұрын
I'm very skeptical about that behaviour it's distracting and very noisy even the comments are full of silly nd unrelated jokes instead of viable context hence reminding me there could be various agents on this feed here to possibly discredit nd spread disinformation so still wary of who's telling what truth 🙄 or could he be making nd debunking his own videos 😮
@hiddenguy675 ай бұрын
mf whats wrong with you@@celestial1564
@genhen7 жыл бұрын
Such a high production value. You should be #1 on youtube
@metalsquirrelgamer7 жыл бұрын
Henry through the video i realized the amazing effort he put into this video
@expertoflizardcorrugation39677 жыл бұрын
metalsquirrelgamer exactly
@TheCabIe7 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately in order to be one of top dogs on youtube you have to appeal to biggest demographics which are kids and teenagers aged 10-14 (or something along those lines). Production quality has little to do with it, it's about acting a certain way (exaggerating your emotions like shock, anger and frustration) and creating brand about yourself (and not necessarily the content you produce) these kids want to idolize. Videos about scepticism and critical thinking will never become one of most viewed ones on youtube and that's fine, this is why I respect this channel so much, Captain stuck with what he believes in from the start and finally got to the point where he can make videos full-time and sustain himself.
@sXeblues7 жыл бұрын
This really is one of the best channels out there.
@hypersapien7 жыл бұрын
amen!
@WatchMeDIYIt7 жыл бұрын
It is!
@gc60966 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@nightowl74595 жыл бұрын
Just like a alternative myth busters episode.
@tegen74656 жыл бұрын
I totally fell for the fake Cicret ad.
@Sergeantmajormario5 жыл бұрын
Yep, I did too XD
@Pribumi15 жыл бұрын
Yeah same, even though I'm on a phone
@austinkoenigseder29845 жыл бұрын
Same
@Thor_the_Doge5 жыл бұрын
same XD
@brendaajamu71525 жыл бұрын
i did only for like a split second but i did get fooled partially by it
@pepeperez912 жыл бұрын
That circlet add towards the end was genius! Captain really rewards his viewers with some deep lore.
@TheMonkWay7 жыл бұрын
Impressive editing as always Captain!
@SoundJudgment7 жыл бұрын
The Captain comes through... ... .. **AGAIN!** :D
@BlazePro7 жыл бұрын
If U Comment On My 4 Most Recent Videos I Will Subscribe To You With 24 Different Accounts!!! ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️🍰
@zilentis18357 жыл бұрын
BlazeTbh reported
@NetTubeUser7 жыл бұрын
+The Monk Way - Oh, yes! It's impressive. How many hours, creativity, and efforts Captain and his team spent to do this? I don't know for sure, but it's unbelievable! - I'm always impressed by his videos, since 2007.
@uwirl43386 жыл бұрын
Editing, writing... everything really. This guy is truly a genius.
@ShammyChan7 жыл бұрын
I am so happy you came to the h3 podcast !! I am here to stay now
@misantrope62677 жыл бұрын
KZbin does a great job at hiding really popular content they do not agree with though.
@ToadGrabber27 жыл бұрын
daTenshi no kidding
@vincentdc2117 жыл бұрын
Right on
@aaroncarr34137 жыл бұрын
daTenshi he did!?
@anttica17987 жыл бұрын
I dont remember how i found this channel 2 hours ago but since then I have been watching it and happy to see its still alive!
@rxquiem97014 жыл бұрын
Homunculus: sniff my acid Guy: *_B L Y A T_*
@shortgiraffe7004 жыл бұрын
Fuck in Russian in case you were wondering
@doinkus_tinglebottom3 жыл бұрын
@Short Giraffe what he said
@handletemplate3 жыл бұрын
сука = bitch
@NoriMori19923 жыл бұрын
That rendition of "Auld Lang Syne" was genuinely beautiful.
@Ten_Thousand_Locusts3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I really really love it is as well. Even the sorta "silly" lyrics are really nice.
@GumSkyloard2 жыл бұрын
@@Ten_Thousand_Locusts It's his voice. It's genuinely great to listen to.
@FrostbyteFreeman2 ай бұрын
Even though the gag is that he doesn't know what the lyrics mean, the Captain's little parody actually betrays a genuine understanding of the true sentiment behind the song. It doesn't matter if you know the lyrics, or even if you can sing well- all that matters is that you sing along.
@supersonicguy5567 жыл бұрын
welcome back disillusion, glad to have you here for 2018
@supersonicguy5567 жыл бұрын
hold the fuck up that portal video is clearly real you wanna fight
@MrNotThatFamous7 жыл бұрын
finally some new debunking
@rulesofimgur7 жыл бұрын
think of the average person. not too bad right? now take into account that half of the people in the world are stupider than that
@alfoncejean88267 жыл бұрын
felt more like kiking down an open door.
@JJRicks7 жыл бұрын
Mr Not That Famous Hi, how did you get verified? Just curious. 😀 Thanks!
@glumbortango71827 жыл бұрын
You know those people that comment about how the likes are at 666? No matter how inevitable it is that for all likes past 666, I never thought I'd live to see it myself... May another kind soul find these cursed likes.
@ZoniesCoasters7 жыл бұрын
How the hell do people think this shit is real?
@PleasestopcallingmeDoctorImath7 жыл бұрын
People are, by and large, fucking morons
@girrrrrrr27 жыл бұрын
Because it is real! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
@EmployeeJoe6307 жыл бұрын
Prolonged amphetamine abuse?
@paulh20427 жыл бұрын
Trump supporters
@harmonyjones80357 жыл бұрын
Kids mainly, and some idiots.
@diablokink11513 жыл бұрын
I'll definitely teach my kids this line "Love With Your Heart, But Use Your Head For Everything Else" AWESOME CHANNEL.
@thakaanu7 жыл бұрын
Most underrated channel on youtube
@StretchyPlays7 жыл бұрын
2018 goal, get captain D to a million subs.
@Cislunar137 жыл бұрын
No way. YOU'RE the most underrated channel on KZbin.
@wheedler7 жыл бұрын
Nobody's heard of the most underrated channel on KZbin.
@carl66077 жыл бұрын
You can say that again
@EarthboundX7 жыл бұрын
I'd have to assumed the most underrated channel would have a single sub?
@RichardAspdenOfficial7 жыл бұрын
Thank you for a decade of content. :)
@RyanSchin5 жыл бұрын
I bet your nerves were shaking on the pie-to-the-face take lol. Hopefully that was first try. I love your videos, man.
@xxArjay07xx4 жыл бұрын
Maybe it was just VFX. Lol jk
@dramaticlock75244 жыл бұрын
Why would he be shaking huh
@annoyingkid484 жыл бұрын
Colin Cain Because if he messed up, he’d have to redo his face paint to get another take
@SQUIDWORD154 жыл бұрын
@@annoyingkid48 yeah tan face paint is sorta rare
@annoyingkid484 жыл бұрын
MaskedKoopaKid1453 Ok, I get you’re being sarcastic, obviously it’s not rare, but it’s still expensive and difficult to make it look as realistic as CD does, especially on top of chrome like that.
@snorchill31703 жыл бұрын
"How dare you keep us waiting for free things that you make for free!" - Captain D
@DavidGarcia-fe7lv4 жыл бұрын
12:41 I love how he just made his "costume" make a little more sense by making that line between his human mask and his metal skin be like the little seeping mass that goes from fact to fiction. I admire you cap
@muai09023 жыл бұрын
Dafuq did you actually watch the video lol?? It's his "human" *fiction* that actually seeps into his "cyborg" *facts* . Look again at 12;33.
@fbiagent56233 жыл бұрын
I laught at that cicret ad😂
@falleithani54113 жыл бұрын
@@muai0902 If the human part is fiction, then you're not dealing with a cyborg. That's android territory.
@beaueads41702 жыл бұрын
How could anyone admire this clown..
@zephyr1181 Жыл бұрын
I thought his costume always had that seep?
@WilhelmFreidrich7 жыл бұрын
I replicated this experiment the first time I tried it. I don't know why it didn't work for you all. By the way, I am a homunculus. Maybe that's affecting things.
@cdude40897 жыл бұрын
Same here
@murdermyinsanity7 жыл бұрын
You know I think it is the homunculus thing. I normally hate trolls, but I love you. So its affecting something.
@daonlybat55997 жыл бұрын
Bill Smith i tried it too, and it worked! The portal's shape was a little Funkier than shown. other than that i saw a dead guy, he was Fat, and i saw his Head rolling down the mountains. Well that was my story.
@bigperfect7 жыл бұрын
I got it to work too, but the secret unfilmable spirit haunting the spot I do it at says it won't work if I tell anyone the location.
@snuffywuffykiss15227 жыл бұрын
I got it to work, but to be able to see it you have to take a bunch of LSD first...
@DanteYewToob5 жыл бұрын
Honestly as I re-watch all of these I think.. "I don't know if I'd rather have fewer videos at this amazing and solely unique level of quality, or more videos with a slightly lower level of polish and dedication." I mean, he didn't _have_ to recreate a bedroom... but he did. For us. That's why we love the Cap. The one True Captain. America, Marvel, Planet, Crunch, Morgan, Jack Sparrow, Nemo, Picard and even John Keating! (Yes. He counts. O' Captain my Captain.) All of them be damned. Disillusion is the one. True. Captain. Thank you Captain Disillusion.
@neckslicer5 жыл бұрын
Yep. Quality > quantity
@acooldude31645 жыл бұрын
Thanks, Cap.
@thesadmilkbox63425 жыл бұрын
So... Quality before Quantity?
@nicanornunez97874 жыл бұрын
Oh captain is Lincoln, so don't get me wrong I love D, by the Abe invented the coins.
@ceruchi20844 жыл бұрын
Dang, that comment making me wanna stand up on a desk.
@meru83483 жыл бұрын
Captain D: do you really want another 2017? Everyone in 2020 and 2021: dear god yes
@defenderndefendern15687 жыл бұрын
"Love with your heart, use your head for everything else!" - Captain Disillusion 2008
@thatonegooze7 жыл бұрын
ForrestSCSgod fucking dammit your that one fucking guy at that party
@munjee27 жыл бұрын
dumblittlekid wanna bet he's going to respond you're that other guy that the party
@munjee27 жыл бұрын
efred22 his top half is painted into what is called by humans as a *normal* skin color to not frighten them
@arcattocat73285 жыл бұрын
“Cicret Bracelet, like a tablet but doesn’t work.” Lol
@johnburt79354 жыл бұрын
Should have sent to Wakanda for a Kimoyo bracelet.
@alt87914 жыл бұрын
I actually moved to click the “x” button to get rid of it before realizing what it was
@wilbertzhu62184 жыл бұрын
i think ur on the wrong video
@gavinm33284 жыл бұрын
朱仲希 go to 12:38
@RedRad19904 жыл бұрын
"Cicret Bracelet - It's like Apple Maps, bu- ... it's like Apple Maps"
@DonYermo7 жыл бұрын
The production and quality of this video is better than anything else I've seen on KZbin by a long shot holy cow
@shiningmissingno.87887 жыл бұрын
Dana Dee Doe yeah, captain D has been far underrated for the last 10 years
@anglo695 жыл бұрын
"BLYAT!!!" *smashes with dictionary* got me dying
@bleak91574 жыл бұрын
Its legit so hilarious.
@wiltey29574 жыл бұрын
It got me too.
@megadaddysean4 жыл бұрын
XD
@lucademeglio13724 жыл бұрын
It was a russian bible
@anglo694 жыл бұрын
@@lucademeglio1372 oh
@meowzerzzzАй бұрын
I hope you continued to stay in the same good headspace in 2024. Thanks for your videos. I just found your channel today and am excited to share with my kids.
@TheNormalUniverse7 жыл бұрын
CD is an actual superhero. Thanks for the fantastic video!
@DriesduPreez7 жыл бұрын
I was wondering why CD picked such an obviously fake case to debunk, but then the real theme of the video emerged. Excellent work Captain. That ending, heck. Feels. To many more
@mrflippy35787 жыл бұрын
The end was hilarious. Captain, your videos have always amused me. And you're absolutely correct about the "we know this is fake" comments. I remember correctly that on your first few videos, years ago, your first comments were mostly "this is stupid and pointless, everyone knows it's fake." And even "you will never grow with a pointless channel like yours." I hope the people that said that a decade ago can see you now. ;) I appreciate all the work you put into your videos. Find me someone who puts this much effort into their KZbin content. Edit: It's trending now!
@gooscarguitar7 жыл бұрын
If he has never failed to disappoint... that means he has always succeeded in disappointing you
@mrflippy35787 жыл бұрын
Oh crap, touché...
@oz_jones7 жыл бұрын
Grammar matters. Also, I bet those people feel foolish now, 500k+ subs and growing.
@lenguamuerto7 жыл бұрын
Find you someone that puts this much effort in their videos.. well, right away Nerd city comes to mind.
@mrflippy35787 жыл бұрын
lengua muerta, just saw some of Need City's videos. Seems like that channel puts a lot of effort as well! Though, when it comes to the visuals, I can't find greater content quality than that of the Captain's. In the end both channels put great work into their videos and I wanna see more KZbinrs like that!
@dylancollins15482 ай бұрын
I thoroughly enjoyed this video. Thank you so much for your content.
@littolicce7 жыл бұрын
that Cicret bracelet cameo though
@adiahaalexander93597 жыл бұрын
alittalien I was at Target shopping for Christmas and a worker started telling me about the Cicret and was convinced it was real. I was "ooh baby let mama inform you" and showed him Captains video.
@roguishpaladin7 жыл бұрын
It's not a cameo, though. When you learn to view unsubstantiated videos with more credibility, people take advantage of that to slip in their own aim.
@StephanieLeighG7 жыл бұрын
roguishpaladin What??
@JonPienaar7 жыл бұрын
LOL I was looking for the X to click on before I realised it was a joke!
@WatchMeDIYIt7 жыл бұрын
IKR? Lol!
@BallotBoxer7 жыл бұрын
6:30 That custard pie shot is beautiful!
@margon91816 жыл бұрын
We all realize that CaptainDisillusion decides to debunk the VFX on the Internet instead of making it huge owning a business or working on million-dollar blockbusters. What amazing dedication, hats off to you.
@jamessteven7116 жыл бұрын
Marcos Gonzalez (little secret..... He does and he has)
@Krystalmyth6 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, the venom in this post amuses me. Could only imagine what he did to inspire such a thing but I'm sure its deserved. :3
@gonzalofraguasbringas8617Ай бұрын
"Do you want another 2017?" hits very hard, given how it's gotten exponentially worse since then 😅
@meniimya51485 жыл бұрын
4:09 I LAUGHED SO HARD JEEZ. It says "Russian to Chinese dictionary" on the book.
@greypug77694 жыл бұрын
donutdanny BLYAT! *CRACK*
@GovertKrook4 жыл бұрын
And the song on the end was "wij houden van oranje" dutch football song which originated from Auld lang Syne. My comment was corrected by Dante van Gemert so shoutout to him.
@DantevanGemert4 жыл бұрын
@@GovertKrook Can't tell if I'm being woooshed here but have you ever heard the Wilhelmus?
@GovertKrook4 жыл бұрын
@@DantevanGemert yes. And why do you think youre getting whoosed. Because I also feel like I am being whoosed.
@GovertKrook4 жыл бұрын
Because I am dutch so it would be wierd if I haven't heard it.
@ienjoysandwiches4 жыл бұрын
CD: "DO YOU REALLY WANT ANOTHER 2017?" Me, hiding in a bunker during COVID: "Yes. Yes, I would love that."
@HonkeyKongLive4 жыл бұрын
Hoo boy I miss the innocent days of COVID.
@kingrowe88314 жыл бұрын
2017 was great
@MaersBroadcast4 жыл бұрын
2016 was better since everyone was crazy about fnaf.(Oh, how i miss those days)
@dhararry79294 жыл бұрын
No, you want a good year, not a less bad year.
@MaersBroadcast4 жыл бұрын
2017 x 2020 = we all know which is worse (2020)
@ryconroleplays7 жыл бұрын
Best day of 2018 so far!
@daonlybat55997 жыл бұрын
Rycon Roleplays yaaaaasssss!
@HagenvonEitzen7 жыл бұрын
And, agreeing with the Captain: Not another 2017, pulease
@juge45027 жыл бұрын
:(
@dns23887 жыл бұрын
Worlds collide in the weirdest way, hi Rycon!
@virgobro20257 жыл бұрын
Rycon Roleplays what the hell is your life then?
@aydenwalking Жыл бұрын
“Do you really want to go to 2017?” Yes captain, we do 😔
@suprememasteroftheuniverse5 жыл бұрын
The guy goes to that length to make a worm hole. Silly peasant, I have a compost pile full of worm holes.
@phoebecatgirl9335 жыл бұрын
HA ha!!! I have some worm holes in some old books, too!
@grahamdrews92905 жыл бұрын
I have so many I hang them up as Halloween decorations.
@califaern3sto4 жыл бұрын
Howcome loads of ppl have that picture? Who and where is that pic from?
@mirozen_4 жыл бұрын
I used to have worms in my compost pile. Then one day they all disappeared...but they did send me a nice postcard from Sedona.
@neckslicer4 жыл бұрын
how long do people need to realize the reference to your username lmao
@genessab7 жыл бұрын
The banner ad was for the cicret bracelet “Like a tablet, but it doesn’t work”
@immanismjr56067 жыл бұрын
Vikings488 The small things in life.
@Mecal007 жыл бұрын
I tried to exit out of it, then I realized what it was
@colinantink90947 жыл бұрын
I got as far as the X while muttering. Ugh. And got a pleasant surprise when my hate waves made it explode.
@green_universe7 жыл бұрын
I scrolled down for this comment. Hehe.
@scienceblockxl16987 жыл бұрын
Came here from the h3 podcast and OMG Ethan is right this is the best produced series of videos on KZbin I have ever seen. This channel diserves sooooooo much more recognition.
@jrizos6 жыл бұрын
Found the deep state plant /s
@GaboCO3163 жыл бұрын
12:37 can we just take a moment to apreciate the subtle yet funny roast (literally) to the cicret bracelet? man small details like these is why this channel is gold.
@Hmpfgrmbl2 жыл бұрын
I tried to click it away and wondered why I couldn't. Oh Cap, you magnificient halfhumanfacepainted being!
@TwiejkVR6 жыл бұрын
Man, i love how you debunk a video. and put MORE visual effort into explaining it then the entire video applied to theirs. Believing in crazy shit is something humans do so well. Was it not some researcher that found out the more crazy something seems. the more likely people will start believing it. something that has to do with people WANTING to believe it.
@pre-packaged_96925 жыл бұрын
Yes thank you. That fact is really important to put out there and keep in mind. It's called magical thinking. I'm pretty sure Freud was the one to coin it.
@steampunkerella7 жыл бұрын
"do you really want another 2017?" oh god. oh god
@Aliyea7 жыл бұрын
Kat Reynolds i read this at the same exact time the captain said it
@kurxis19307 жыл бұрын
Well, yeah. Because that means more Captain Disillusion videos debunking or pointing them out. Don't you guys want that? Yeah, I am that half glass full type of guy hahaha.
@rzeka7 жыл бұрын
I don't get the whole "last year was the worst!!!" thing
@StevioGaming17 жыл бұрын
Kat Reynolds TBH I would love another 2017
@earthbjornnahkaimurrao95427 жыл бұрын
well 2017 was pretty great, but 2018 will be just like 2017 but even more so!
@Baekstrom6 жыл бұрын
The most impressive thing about this channel is that the guy never fails to paint his face. How many hours must he have spent putting that greasy makeup on and washing it off, just for the sake of our entertainment and education? A million points for dedication!
@kratoselricsuzumiya83456 жыл бұрын
Tim Laursen yeah it looks exactly like human skin.
@Dorian_sapiens6 жыл бұрын
That's his real skin. 100% real.
@LylaDagger6 жыл бұрын
To be fair he probably does quite a few takes too. Quite a few takes and more then one video at a time. That's impressive.
@LylaDagger6 жыл бұрын
@borf borf C'mon man. Can't you see the eyeliner? It's so obvious!
@DynestiGTI6 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure the whole point of his character is that the painted part is the real part (his character is an alien) and the top part of his head (without makeup) is his 'mask'.
@octilli2 ай бұрын
anyone else disappointed when they check the comments of the channel? the majority of the comments are talking about how incredible it is and are genuinely convinced.
@moonostultus6 жыл бұрын
At 12:37 I tried to close the Cicret ad as it came up. Sometimes I exasperate even myself.
@kharmachaos6676 жыл бұрын
My thumb hovered over for it for a second before it burned up. Je suis dumbass. XD
@dragmasanimation5 жыл бұрын
I put my mouse over the X button, but then I realized it was a much bigger X button than on real ads so I realized what was going on.
@sofakingonmynuts14385 жыл бұрын
Im so used to those yellow add markers, i didn't even notice the fake add because there were no markers
@Levienci5 жыл бұрын
yall are some non-adblock virgins
@americangirlthings5 жыл бұрын
me to
@mdgraller7 жыл бұрын
Call me a skeptic if you must, but something tells me this guy isn't really a half robot who lives in a space station.
@colinantink90947 жыл бұрын
Matt Graller because he’s not half anything. He is a robot Demi god!
@1chaoticgood7 жыл бұрын
Colin Antink But..."demi" means half :o
@colinantink90947 жыл бұрын
Letz Potato I got a word wrong wooops!
@KOLN5557 жыл бұрын
Well duh. He's all robot. The "half" you're referring to is just a human flesh mask that covers the top part of his face, like Batman's cowl.
@haitchiv63347 жыл бұрын
No he's half human ya nut.
@WilliamFischerOfficial6 жыл бұрын
I like how most of the time your vfx far surpass those of the videos you destroy 😂
@bryntendo6 жыл бұрын
William Fischer And he does it totally tongue in cheek just for a laugh and to poke fun at everyone, including himself xD It's great. Have you seen the one where he's showing how people film scenes in which two or more characters played by the same person are interacting with each other/themselves seamlessly? ... And used a 3D animated character to show how it works? x'D Oh man that had me laughing, that's such a cheeky sense of humour, the amount of effort that goes into these videos is just phenomenal, and the presentation is seriously addictive, haha.
@WilliamFischerOfficial6 жыл бұрын
for sure man!
@bryntendo6 жыл бұрын
William Fischer Right?? Captain D is the only D I'll cop xD
You rarely can find this quality of VFX in god damn B class or Indie movies... and this guy works them into fucking youtube video just for lulz! I have learned vfx my own, but it would take me a month of full on work to get that level of production quality O.o Sure i'm not expert and my quality is average at best, but damn his good!
@DKCGamerGirl2 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at 3:34 its not even funny... Been having a rough week. I need that, thank you! Just decovered your channel and have been binging it for hours. So informative and the comedy is so greatly executed. And your use of visual effects is down right amazing!
@dumaass Жыл бұрын
what
@kyjoca50396 жыл бұрын
"Do you really want another 2017?" Little did the Captain know, 2018 would be much, much worse.
@r34productionz845 жыл бұрын
And in 2019, sadly fortnite is still going strong
@brendaajamu71525 жыл бұрын
how?
@flyingsodwai13825 жыл бұрын
wait.. what was wrong with 2017?
@chronofactor20375 жыл бұрын
R34 Productionz and in 2020 things get a hell of a lot worse just you wait. (Donald trump gets added to fort nite)
@dagnaldblumbf18825 жыл бұрын
2017 was actually a very good year for me lol
@zephyr04074 жыл бұрын
The person off screen “Whoah, Captain, take it easy!” I DIED
@_Scxrpixn_4 жыл бұрын
His gf? 😂
@geordi50543 жыл бұрын
@@_Scxrpixn_ You don't think he makes these videos alone, do you? He has an entire production crew.
@_Scxrpixn_3 жыл бұрын
@@geordi5054 No I don't, I work in a Media crew. Lmao
@geordi50543 жыл бұрын
@@_Scxrpixn_ Does your girlfriend work in the same media crew?
@fbi13193 жыл бұрын
he makes his videos with his gf though lol
@gooscarguitar7 жыл бұрын
I burst out laughing when that Cicret ad came up
@iAmTheSquidThing7 жыл бұрын
I tried to click the close button as an automatic reflex.
@SITSIndustries4 ай бұрын
12:55 "Do you really want another 2017?" Everyone from 2020 onwards: "What comes next will shock you."
@NotAllan4 жыл бұрын
Rewatching Captain D's videos, I just realized why he's painting his face silver at 12:36.
@Yanai_H4 жыл бұрын
wow that's actually really clever, probably wouldn't have thought of this myself
@anardart1154 жыл бұрын
holy shit, you're right!
@tree-e3f4 жыл бұрын
AFter realizing rhis that undebunkable ideo
@ysnsmth3 жыл бұрын
nice
@Elec-citrus3 жыл бұрын
It's Not Painted. The Bottom Part Of The Video Says "Fact"
@Ryukachoo7 жыл бұрын
6:37 wait a second YOU CAN'T FOOL ME THAT PIE DIDN'T HAVE ANY CREAM ON IT!
@mugshotmarley7 жыл бұрын
Ryukachoo Its around the edge of the pie. Look again.
@Ryukachoo7 жыл бұрын
oh, you're right, i thought that was just the crust around the edge.
@KyleDangerAdams7 жыл бұрын
Do you have any idea how long it takes, or how difficult it is to make meringue?!
@munjee27 жыл бұрын
Ryukachoo the cream is literally all we see
@manchmalpfosten81337 жыл бұрын
Creampies aren't allowed on youtube ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@stevenstevenson93657 жыл бұрын
Congrats on 500,000 subs! Here's to a million!
@goartist3 жыл бұрын
2018: "do you really want another 2017?" 2022: dude!
@lalalalalalalala7807 жыл бұрын
What I love in this channel are the monologues at the end of the videos. Well played Captain!
@Snake220917 жыл бұрын
God that homonculus video is my favorite, "BLYAT" *smash*
@littolicce7 жыл бұрын
hurray for Captain Daddyllusion
@Shenaldrac3 жыл бұрын
You know, that bit at the end about the blurring reminds me of Cinema Sins and how a ton of people that defend them (and they themselves have claimed) with the argument of "it's not meant to be real criticism, and anyway people can totally tell". And your thing about how that kind of fuzziness can be dangerous, that really hits home to me. Thank you.
@paolorubenmastretta3 жыл бұрын
That's a false equivalence if I ever seen one, CinenaSins whether you like it or not doesn't say anything factual or that can be construed as such: it's based on works of fiction and as such nothing they claim is a matter of fact and given that's satire is not made to make anyone comfortable if you don't like what they say or how they say it you can either express your thought in a civil manner or outright close the video and go on with your day.
@Shenaldrac3 жыл бұрын
@@paolorubenmastretta Uh.... they do say things that are factually incorrect though. For example they'll claim that something doesn't make sense and ding it, but the film _does_ actually explain that thing. That's factually incorrect. They will also sometimes intentionally edit footage to make things look worse than they really are in the film, to support the "sins" they wish to assign to it. Then, when they are called out for this, sometimes people will claim that it's "just satire" and that "everyone can tell it's not real criticism, it's just for fun" despite, if you look into the comments, you can see people commenting saying they hadn't realized the film was so bad and they wouldn't go see it. So it clearly is having an effect on people. This is similar to what is shown in this video, where people claim that "well it's not like anyone really believes it" and Captain Disillusion shows that, yes actually, some people do end up believing it is real. Even if Cinemasins or their followers claim it's satire, they put no disclaimer on their videos saying as such, and some people do end up thinking it is meant as genuine criticism. Also, I *am* expressing my thoughts in a civil manner right now, so I'm not sure why you brought that up. That's what I'm doing. Being critical isn't incompatible with being civil. Being civil doesn't mean brown nosing.
@paolorubenmastretta3 жыл бұрын
@@Shenaldrac Let's rephrase your objection: If I say that a work of abstract art makes no sense am I stating something factual or am I expressing my opinion? That's the point! Cinema is a form of art and opinion about it are just that opinions you cannot force them, or anyone else for that matter, to agree with you because, and I cannot stress this enough, discussing movies is not the same a making claims on real life and be it genuine criticism or not, it's not their responsibility in any way shape or form to be right. Speaking of civil discourse, I see you do and I appreciate it, what I was referring was the fact that many of the comments I've seen attacking CinenaSins were less than decent let's say, I'll let slide the last accusation cause I'm not here to pick a fight.
@Shenaldrac3 жыл бұрын
@@paolorubenmastretta "Cinema is a form of art" Debatable, given art's definition is fuzzy at best. But even so, your example is flawed. While saying "this makes no sense" might be an opinion, if you say "This painting is made with water colors" that can be a *factual error* if it isn't a water color painting. If it was done with pastels then what you have said is factually wrong, and it is perfectly valid of someone to point out that you are spreading *factual misinformation.* That is what CinemaSins does, they make factual, objectively provable, not-just-an-opinion errors. Also, I don't understand why you think movies aren't a part of real life and thus anyone who talks about them has no responsibility to be correct or avoid spreading misinformation. Movies are a part of reality, they're projections of light, which is real, on a screen, which is also real. They features actors and sets which are real, even CGI films are real. If I say Toy Story is about a serial killer in small-town USA, that's wrong and it's perfectly reasonable for someone to call me out on my lie. You don't get to just say "It's okay that he lied to you, because movies aren't real." That isn't how anything works. If you do not accept that film criticism is every bit as open to criticism as anything else in the world, then I suspect there's no point to further discussion.
@paolorubenmastretta3 жыл бұрын
@@Shenaldrac I'll get to the art part of the discourse later, for now let's say that I decide to call Trump "the orange in chief" cause I find it funny, we should all agree that whether you like it or not it's a form of criticism meant to be funny, is factually correct? No, last time I checked he was still human (somehow)! Does it matter? No, I'm making fun of something! If you don't like it you can listen to someone else. This said cinema is most definitely a form of art: "a piece of creativity targeted at conveying beauty or emotions" and as you can read anything in it, no matter its real intent was; an example: In the greenish hue on the skin of a impressionist portrait ( e.g. bal au moulin de la gallette), I could see the flesh rotting instead of interpreting it as the reflection of the light from the leaves around, as such I *joke* that "the Zombie is enjoying a coffee" you'd be doubly wrong in correcting me: you're firstly trying to correct my personal interpretation of a piece of art and you'd, secondly, totally miss the joke. That's CinemaSins, they interpret a piece of art and try to make jokes on it.
@CesarDaSalad7 жыл бұрын
Entertaining, insightful, and thought-provoking video. Hilarious, and yet a serious call to use reason once again. It should be clear why we need Captain Disillusion now more than ever.
@millerh45006 жыл бұрын
I thought that was a real Cicret ad...
@NotJustSomeGuy6 жыл бұрын
Wow someone that plays hackmud found in the wild!
@yellowcrash106 жыл бұрын
Wow, the two other people on earth who play hackmud!
@CollinAbroadcast6 жыл бұрын
Wow! the other 1.31232 people that don't know wtf youre talking Bout
@koopathewarrior7456 жыл бұрын
Collin Abroadcast sameeeeeeeeee
@natalyst6 жыл бұрын
me too i thought my fucking adblock broke
@SaiSunday7 жыл бұрын
TRENDING!!!!!! WE HIT TRENDING! CAPTAIN WE HIT TRENDING!!!
@teddyroosevelt92667 жыл бұрын
Death Star from Star Trek but do you know de way?
@SaiSunday7 жыл бұрын
Teddy Roosevelt way?
@MultiAssassini7 жыл бұрын
After 10 long years we’ve achieved remote youtube fame
@klepie38747 жыл бұрын
Is trending okay? Make sure that we didn't hurt her or anything.
@Rihcterwilker7 жыл бұрын
Teddy, i'm the king, i know de way.
@Dimastiy5854 ай бұрын
Props to you keeping your impeccable practice of pronouncing perfect names of non-American origin. My grandfather's name is Ignatiy from Samara, and, should I make up some VFX shit, you are sure to grace the Web with perfect pronounciation of that name.
@bmo14lax3 ай бұрын
He's originally from the Soviet Union and fled it with his parents when he was a kid I believe
@swiftstalk7 жыл бұрын
Captain D, the amount of effort that goes into these videos is 100% noticed and appreciated. This (and all the other videos) are informative, while being really entertaining to watch, thanks to your clever use of humour and fantastic video editing. I just love when you deconstruct stuff and make it look so easy. Oh and by the way, the portal thing is an old classic. I'm an applied physicist and we open portals to the underworld and let demons and reptiles in everyday!
@AtheistEve7 жыл бұрын
Swiftstalk Can you send Trump back?
@ZILOGz80VIDEOS7 жыл бұрын
We did that back in high school, people have been creating resonance cascades since the 90s.
@wiizapper6 жыл бұрын
I love how you use special effects to fake poorly implemented special effects.
@zeptofine6 жыл бұрын
oh the irony
@pre-packaged_96925 жыл бұрын
Right!? He's fuckin leagues above so, so many of those internet tutorial "experts"
@richtigmann15 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@Inglott4 жыл бұрын
0:02 I like that at the start you left all of the previous attempts' confetti on the floor. :)
@Kris-rz1yr3 жыл бұрын
"I don't know things or talk to people. I stare at videos." Relatable
@daveganger72527 жыл бұрын
Thanks a ton Captain, here's to an even better trip around the sun! Just so very sad that such an amazing channel with top tier content has about half a million subscribers when so many absolute jokers spewing nonsense have millions and millions. This is the year they will see the light and bring all the love your way.
@otterhaus5 жыл бұрын
I'm rewatching CD videos and this one made me remember how much I hated that Dear David bullshit. A lot of my friends thought it was real and called me "cynical" for thinking (knowing??) it was fake.
@Demiglitch4 жыл бұрын
That's disconcerting.
@fos14514 жыл бұрын
lewandowska yeah, especially with the homunculus, literally everyone I know think it’s real and keep thinking that I’m stupid. They even want to try it themselves, and what happened is, obviously they failed, and then say that they’re wrong at doing it and still don’t want to realize that the video is fake. Now I realize, how flat earther could get so many believers, people always believe everything they see
@aa-ir6si4 жыл бұрын
freedom of speech Like Abraham Lincoln said, “You can’t trust every thing you see on the internet”.
@fos14514 жыл бұрын
@@aa-ir6si that's the truest thing I have seen on the Internet
@sabbyd18324 жыл бұрын
Worse than ever in the paranormal world. Like with Franko Tv totally being caught faking and people still believe he doesn't. I understand how fake news can prosper and I have to double check information That I wou9ldn't normally because I know I can be duped too and that's disconcerting
@mwhite1123937 жыл бұрын
This is an audio-visual entertainment masterpiece.
Thank you for pointing out how painfully unfunny Adam Ellis is
@715073 жыл бұрын
He's gotten better. And now he's gotten ripped off by an award winning short film that shot for shot stole from one of his comics.
@spaghetti-zc5on3 жыл бұрын
@@71507 really? can you link the short film?
@bagua4655 жыл бұрын
I laughed at the sudden “Let’s talk about this lamp!”
@bobtoo98705 жыл бұрын
the homunculus was good, until he started adding eyes. Totally broke my immersion. uncanny valley galore.
@johnburt79354 жыл бұрын
If he'd just used dark spots, like the eyes of actual primitive animals, or the developing eyes of embryos, it would have worked much better.
@liahmmessinger37534 жыл бұрын
Can we get a video on the homunculi
@bobtoo98704 жыл бұрын
@@liahmmessinger3753 there is one.
@liahmmessinger37534 жыл бұрын
@@bobtoo9870 ok ill go look for it thanks
@advillobotomite11964 жыл бұрын
@@liahmmessinger3753 Anyone find it? I can't.
@garyleis57623 жыл бұрын
Captain D, super entertaining content. Keep the skepticism going. It's refreshing to see the impossible debunked. We live in the real world. Reality is amazing enough without the deception. Great work!
@StephenBlane7 жыл бұрын
Obviously the portal was fake, everyone could see that! What I'm confused about is how everyone seems to be glossing over how CaptainDisillusion manges to summon a custard pie! Seriously, Infinite custard pies! Is he tapping into the 𝛑 dimension? We need more research on the matter!
@majortellandrus25526 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 real! All real! (Jk)
@zerosin44337 жыл бұрын
you need your own netflix special!
@YoussefRbahi7 жыл бұрын
Was hoping the vortex to open to "Hey Vsauce, Michael here"
@blazerlazer557 жыл бұрын
send the video to dolan dark
@oz_jones7 жыл бұрын
Or Sarkee.
@TheLycanStrain Жыл бұрын
You probably won't see this Capt D, but you are criminally undersubscribed... Probably either my favorite or second favorite KZbin channel on here.