We Try to Play With AI Generated Magic: the Gathering Cards

[@CardmarketMagic]

See the cards that were made but not drawn here: bit.ly/3CmFZf1

[@kitsunez]

Hey, is there a way for us normies to generate cards like this?

[@Ryan-cy2jl]

@@kitsunez no because they weren’t generated, they were made by people just like those “ai generated scripts”

[@kitsunez]

@@Ryan-cy2jl im pretty sure they said they had people generate them. As in they were ai generated but they didnt do it themselves

[@Ryan-cy2jl]

@@kitsunez They are clearly not generated by ai. They are made by people who are attempting to make it look like they are generated by ai to be funny. They do the same thing for those ai scripts, there’s a guy that writes all of them on twitter.

[@kitsunez]

@@Ryan-cy2jl theres literally ai that makes magic cards already though differently (urzas ai) and other videos with ai generated cards on youtube

[@pierrebernard142]

"I will attack you with 2 in the air" "I'm at 3 cause i named a card last turn" Yugiho level of plot twist ahah

[@chekaiwitherspoon7346]

he didn't declare all blockers at once, so technically it was unfair to retcon how many attackers he was sending.

[@dannyingram1831]

I love that you even took the time to spell it incorrectly!

[@hurktang]

he did not attack with 2.... 2 was in the graveyard.

[@LuluNoLimit]

On god

[@chicogomes0]

"I'll play Static Dwarf. It's a fox samurai" "But it's a lizard!" That's now my favorite game dialog ever.

[@MutantNinjaFly]

plot twist. it has changeling.

[@Kleabu46]

The ai did a fantastic job creating a satisfying number of cards that all effectively did nothing in different ways.

[@horhern3427]

And then there's the Rugge Winds...

[@solusaldrain]

AI putting wizards out of business.

[@andrewpool2014]

Choose one: Creatures with flying

[@dannyingram1831]

Exactly

[@dannyingram1831]

@@andrewpool2014 choose 3: creatures with flying?

[@MrPuzzoncello]

"Name a card. You gain 1 life" I'm glad I got to see this busted card THRICE in the same video.

[@GodwynDi]

So powerful for White, Wizards could have designed it

[@TheFrozenMoogle]

@@GodwynDi but it was green...

[@timothymclean]

I want to misinterpret that card as letting you _choose_ a name for a card. Like, that Rugge Wind? It's now named George. On one hand, it's very funny. On the other hand, it occasionally has an effect, and a very ridiculous one. Any card that mentions other cards having the same name works just a little bit weirder now, and the rule about legendary creatures with the same name gets even worse.

[@GodwynDi]

@@timothymclean IIRC there is a silver bordered card that does that

[@elicantu6015]

I once got "every time you draw a card, draw a card"

[@tcr7]

You need a Magic-certified judge there for rulings. And don't tell them what you're doing before you begin.

[@kirillsniff9133]

this would be absolutely hilarious

[@benjaminsouthworth5698]

Please

[@naturegirl1999]

Yes please, this’ll be amazing

[@Auristmusic]

I love how this AI only prints cards that either negate themselves or go infinite

[@Tzizenorec]

Eh? There were quite a few cards that did interesting, finite things. Such as the fish, and the thing that untaps a black creature.

[@killerzer0x74]

Creatures with flying

[@josephdavis3472]

The one that effectively said: "Controller may choose to shuffle library, then exile it" had me dying laughing.

[@RiKSh4w]

I really want "Double Flying" to show up in the next Un-set. "This creature can only be blocked by creatures with double flying or double reach"

[@LydCal999]

The SR71 Blackbird and a V2 ICBM

[@shophaune2298]

What about flying AND reach?

[@alessandro5456]

@@shophaune2298 I think thats okay

[@notme222]

And a land with six flying, of course.

[@comentaristametaforico9287]

Daaamn the powercreep is really getting worse nowadays

[@TheCrosshare]

I imagine this is exactly what MtG sounds like to someone who doesn't know it :D

[@tumage8592]

can say, didnt really know which texts where funny except for obvios ones like the instakill Helicopter

[@knotsinallthings]

LOL

[@juicy_oranges5529]

I only play Yugioh online and have literally 0 idea how Magic works. And besides the obvious stuff, most of the effects seems somewhat legit :D

[@amberlee4536]

It DEFINITELY sounds like some bad Chinese knockoff Yu-Gi-Oh cards I had as a kid. I wish I'd kept them. They'd be hilarious to attempt to play a game with.

[@quikdrawcollins1861]

I just came to the comments to say exactly that 😂

[@harryarrieta468]

An instant that can only be cast as a sorcery as it’s ability is brilliantly hilarious 😂

[@soulsilvermaster123]

Imagine having it be countered by Dispel in response 😂

[@Darklordiban7]

Moss is halfway to making a good un-set card. "Each player shuffles his or her hand, except when they have priority. If any player without priority is caught not shuffling, any player can yell, 'Moss!' The caught player takes 3 damage."

[@bluelegocrane7754]

That kind of sounds like uno

[@m0053m315t3r]

I want Garruk, Leap in the Carapas. That card absolutely slaps

[@sam7559]

Finally, card draw for mono white

[@mmuthig13]

Still dies to Massen the Licider. Needs protection on the card

[@GeekandGlory]

I really want to put together a version of this card for joke play. XD

[@ricklawrence2515]

Best Garruk in the game

[@Qwikipedia]

Sure but to use the good ability you need to add heaps of charge counter lands. Definitely interesting build around though!

[@jonmagic1123]

Please make this a series lol. I absolutely loved this episode

[@dnr-vs1lk]

Yes! I don’t even know anything about magic but this is hilarious.

[@ABYSS_SOUNDS]

yeah! also i’d love it if there was access to the ai that makes these

[@jotaro4874]

@@dnr-vs1lk perfect condition to enjoy this series

[@worldoffood123]

@@dnr-vs1lk even if you know the rules for magic it doesn't make any more sense

[@MasterOfMonoBlack]

This was one of the best games of Magic I have ever played in my life! Thanks for this

[@ThorsShadow]

"Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has feel." Every boomer guitarist's favourite card effect.

[@alanhumid6938]

i mean blues guitarists sure but zoomer music is ultimately the most mindless shit that just exists for a melancholic vibe xd

[@sortasurvival5482]

And the picture...

[@bradcallahan3546]

Joe Biden’s favorite card.

[@cdreid9999]

i feel targetted. Off to practice some carlos santana

[@john_djr]

I don't know why, but giving a creature the keyword ability "feel" really got me. I'm actually dying 😂😂😂

[@Vexy93]

Imagine. The Attack Helicopter now has feelings. It feels everything he does to the opponent

[@benediktcz]

it actually made sense, it gave feel to a golem.

[@leonardo_pandaboff]

The attack helicopter and the berserker war tank seems belonging to the same set 😂

[@lambdalandis]

If Rugge Winds had flying the flavor would be perfect. Your opponent would be out there with their elves and bears, then the Winds flies in and machine guns repeated 3 damage to their face. Attack helicopter OP

[@diegovankeersbilck8828]

Rugge winds is OP as fuck. It would be run in almost any deck. It's an insta-win card and only costs 4 mana and doesn't need any specific resource.

[@wanderingwatcher3981]

@@diegovankeersbilck8828 like an attack helicopter, unhinged+++ lol, if magic is still around 500 years from now and the power-creep keeps up, this card would be balanced xd

[@GamingAdjacent]

@@diegovankeersbilck8828 It is actually an instant draw since it creates an unstopping infinite loop. Unless you have instant speed sac, blink, or other change of zone the trigger will go on the stack infinitely causing the game to end in a draw. It is still very powerful as you only need one other card to kill a player.

[@vimbert]

More like Rugge Wins

[@BaronSengir1008]

​@@GamingAdjacentWhy would it create an infinite loop? Dealing damage to your opponent triggers 3 damage to your opponent once, and then when the 3 damage is dealt another 3 damage goes on the stack... There's only one trigger of 3 damage on the stack at any time...

[@grantharriman284]

Untap target creature it can't be regenerated is a really interest ability. It is a way to get around regenerate, and it can combo with things you have. I would actually like to see that kind of trade off printed for real.

[@DiabloTommaso]

To bad regeneration sees no more printing

[@BoundlessxArts]

@@DiabloTommaso vintage masters

[@profanemagic5671]

A magic card that offers tradeoff? A magic card that is not the engine, the wincon, the comeback-mechanic and the sustain in 1 card? in 2022? HAH!

[@Nightwishmaster]

@@profanemagic5671 That would never happen in 2022, it would need to draw at least 2 cards as well.

[@khananiel-joshuashimunov4561]

Isn't the fact that monsters heal at the end of the turn called regeneration?

[@Vardaris]

Carl learned not to disrespect the feel mechanic the hard way. Never disrespect the feel.

[@teamcyeborg]

I love how, for the cards that almost work, they didn't even bother filling in the blanks and interpreted them as literally as possible

[@recino2]

I love sporatporing angater. Really shows that the magic is *in* the creature, forever. Also, I think Garuk should have been a land with 6 instances of flying.

[@alricfremanosrs1509]

Garruk definitely should have still been a land with 6 flying.

[@bowwing333]

So it basically becomes a moon.

[@bowwing333]

Now that I think of it, reminds me of something out of Naruto, Planetary Devastation. Or even a cool new gimmick for the next Halloween set. Moon Name (cost? doesn't count as spell) Legendary Land/-Celestial Body? -Orbiting (when this enters play, roll a d8- the result is the Phase -moon name- begins on. Subsequent turns adjust the phase dial +1 unless otherwise noted.) Couple obvious phase effect examples: Full Moon: transform all werewolves on the battlefield, they get +2/+2 and regenerate New Moon: Transform all werewolves on the battlefield, they get -3/-0 and cannot attack this turn. If they block, they must tap. Waxing Gibbous: gain 1 life for each untapped untransformed werewolf you control. Something something If this land is destroyed or loses Orbiting, some to the effect of the un-set card that you rip up and drop and whatever the pieces hit deals damage or destroys (but without ripping up the card of course) Maybe according to it's "Mass"(land with toughness/counters?) I dunno. Just had me thinking now about how could a land with 6 flying actually be implemented lmao. Oh AI's...

[@KillinTime2792]

it was a land with 6 flying, but it was destroyed already by the time it got to become a land with 6 flying

[@akeustis]

still destroyed tho. It goes to the graveyard as a land with flying

[@nickolaslillogodoy3496]

Watching this felt like my first time playing Magic lol I didn't understand any of the rules or what the cards said, but tried my best to make sense out of them as a played

[@Oxygen1004]

I feel this even now, someone will say the name of a random commander that's busted and I'll have 0 fucking clue what they are talking about. Don't keep up with the community that much and just chill with my playgroup twice or so a week

[@zeronxepher]

"Creatures with flying" had me choking. Omg I can't....

[@jakegwolford]

Holy Moses, this made me laugh to tears. So many beautiful ways to word cards to do effectively nothing. This needs to be a series.

[@CardmarketMagic]

Great idea!

[@SomeGuy712x]

That helicopter golem was the clear MVP, even if it didn't get to trigger its infinitely looping damage combo. Also, Magmate Dragon was quite cool, and you can't go wrong with a fish that can infect the battlefield with deadly wolves!

[@Worm.emergency]

16:09 I like that the skeleton is pulling the curtain open as if to say "That's Demonic to you, Cyclom!"

[@godtiermtg]

We most definitely would love to see more of this!!

[@GRIMHOOD99]

I want 4 copies of static dwarf I almost choked to death from that choose one option of one option.

[@reilarmwilktree]

Same it killed me

[@Todayyiswendyy]

It’s also a named dwarf, is a fox samurai, and the card art is a lizard.

[@brandthacker8913]

2 really killed me. There was something legitimately frightening about it. a 0/1 3 cost, with creepy elves as the art, and it has the name 2

[@dnr-vs1lk]

Makes you wonder what 3 is like. Or 1.

[@RickyMuzakki]

@@reilarmwilktree well maybe choose one between creature OR artifact

[@Taylr4]

Tark's Flowstork made me laugh way more than it should have I was NOT prepared

[@Honkwaddle]

Can't help but feel some existential dread when an AI puts the "feel" keyword on a card...

[@JezielProdigalSon]

The AI cant even formulate coherent sentences, so im pretty sure it has no clue what "feel" means.

[@Honkwaddle]

@@JezielProdigalSon aye, I know AI is mostly a bunch of matrix transformations on data and has no emotional substance at all, I was just poking fun at the sci-fi trope

[@pranakhan]

I interpreted Agemental Beat to deal damage to the player; that's why you have to "beat the clock". It also makes sense that you can up its toughness, to make it more difficult to defeat. I'm actually a fan of that one.

[@dnr-vs1lk]

I thought it meant that if the card was a creature, it would be damaged when you play it.

[@profanemagic5671]

it states "deals damage to IT" and the only "IT" that makes snese rules-wise to take damage here is the Agemental Beat itself. So I'm sad to bring it to you, but this card ACTUALLY kills itself when a player draws a card, unless you pump itself with it's other effect in response to its own trigger, lmao.

[@somerandomgamer8504]

@@profanemagic5671 But "it" could also refer to the drawn card

[@profanemagic5671]

@@somerandomgamer8504 No, it can't, because a card in hand is not something that can take damage in the first place.

[@board-qu9iu]

@@profanemagic5671 this is AI so why can’t it just ignore rules like that and do direct damage to the opponents drawn cars?

[@NorwegianQvirr]

Tark’s Flowstork is clearly meant as a storm enabler

[@libsoric6693]

The only card Esper storm is missing to be a viable archetype !

[@LinkEX]

The name also sounds like something Terry Pratchett and Lewis Carroll would come up with.

[@jeffmorrison6889]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! Thanks, gentlemen. I think Tark's Flowstork may be my new favorite mythic of all time.

[@CardmarketMagic]

Our pleasure!

[@andrewhix9487]

That feeling when your cards have so much feel you have to sing "Let's Get It On"

[@theimmortalkingofbingo7137]

If anyone has ever had a dream where they played a game of magic, this is excatly like that

[@andrewsouthard9331]

The implications of this are quite interesting. Do ai think in a way similar to an unconscious human brain?

[@TobiasLeonHaecker]

I guess Squirrel Spirits are a thing now... There is so much meme potential. I hope there will be a 2nd and 3rd video.

[@rayshiotile9487]

squirrel spirits with banding riding a tank

[@NeonGauntlet]

This is actually the funniest MTG content I've ever seen. Tears of laughter here. Reminds me of the UN sets. That would make the AI training even better for this kind of content. The abilities are broken in every sense of the word.

[@DerekStone]

Once you both start top-decking, it should just be mutually agreed to draw 7 each... for the sake of seeing more cool cards.

[@asaffin1]

Tark's Flowstork is still better than some of the mythics we've been getting lately.

[@TheSixthDoctor]

It's an instant at sorcery speed :D

[@petersmythe6462]

"Remove a color" Since we get to decide what this means, I assume it means that you can remove all cards of that color from the battlefield, then the magmate dragon is re-summoned as the only card of that color.

[@CityState_of_Valletta]

That color no longer exists- any permanent or spell of said color or card text naming that color is replaced with colorless for the rest of the game? So 5 activations later all cards are Devoid in all states of play. Except itself, which enters after that activation and I assume impervious to the affect otherwise it’s just a flicker-then-become-colorless affect.

[@Oxygen1004]

I'm taking it a step further, it removes a COLOR from the game. No lands, cards, or mana of that color can exist for the rest of the game

[@nicklittle8399]

Silent Flowstone actually feels like a real magic card xD

[@alexanderthegreat3424]

Clogud of Rarge is a good card. Decent flyer body with a "self-mill entire library" activated ability. A combo piece to Lab Maniac/Thassa's Oracle/Jace, Wielder of Mysteries.

[@libsoric6693]

Double Flying too so mega evasion

[@franslair2199]

​@@libsoric6693you can attach hammer to it so it only loses one flying

[@dexxus5348]

...I have to say, I can see 1 Green Mana for removal that turns a creature into a Land being a thing some day.

[@eggshibe3149]

i feel like the only way that would be balanced is if the land got 6 instances of flying

[@smegmalasagna]

Colorshifted Path to Exile :p

[@bowwing333]

Turning creature into land does sound really green, ngl.

[@Knightmarex5]

It’d probably make sense. MaRo got mad when we got that at three in green, though. Apparently a color pie break.

[@libsoric6693]

Creature Ass Blast

[@muchograndeyolatengo]

Seems like an elf squirit that calls themselves "All Werewolf" is compensating for something..

[@valterus1449]

That was epic, I was laughing for 24 minutes straight basicaly :D

[@krullachief669]

2:40 "It has to be Magic related" I name the most powerful card of all, the credit card.

[@Orudaiken]

The first Goblin really was an Astink type!

[@lukaswo453]

That was hilarious. I would be in for another one of those!

[@ComfyDents]

That's the white card drwaw wizards will print in two years... XD

[@thebattleofpelennorfieldsp6081]

This is exactly how I play. I'm still trying to put my top card in any order.

[@jeaholland]

There is something so fuckin' funny about "I will pay 3 mana for "2." It's a 0/1."

[@colbybertrand3801]

Plays 2 * a 3 mana creature with 0/1 not a single thing to do with 2 lmao 😆 thanks AI

[@gasasmk]

it does cost "2" and a R.

[@phoenixgemini42]

It's 0/1 2 3

[@TheJadeFist]

Flying - counters, you have to have the same number or greater of flying to block. So double flying can block flying but only double flying can block double flying, and so on.

[@Lunacorva]

I would have oved it if he had won with Rugge Winds and as they're saying goodbye, the lifecounter is just CONTINUOUSLY going down because it's nonstop 3 damage

[@lenardstarks5891]

Arena keeps triggering until it hits the negative integer limit and crashes

[@MrSeanfish]

It isn't nonstop 3 damage. One trigger of 3 damage goes off, the game checks for state-based actions such as a players life reaching zero, then another trigger would go off and the game would check for dead players again. The card could never bring a player's life below -2.

[@jordantiburcio4541]

@@MrSeanfish unless theres an effect saying they can't lose, like book of exalted deeds. Then I think the player with priority loses?

[@LeetMasterAce]

I would LOVE to see more AI deck games of Magic! This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen.

[@CardmarketMagic]

More to come!

[@CromCruachTheElderK]

omg, I am laughing like I haven't in a LONG time. please make more of these, especially like this one, as I think it's better than the other one you did.

[@CardmarketMagic]

More is coming!

[@tjpinedo4072]

Did you guys print out the cards professionally or use a regular printer and just put sleeves on them? Either way, sounds like a fun way to 'homebrew' a deck!

[@SuperSimputer]

Can’t wait for Massen the Licider to become a Legacy staple.

[@TheItalianoAssassino]

I laughed so hard at "Massen the Licider" and the picture which is just a cow running. 😂😂

[@joem3009]

Agemental beats: That does sounds like a cool concept deal damage to the card in your opponent’s hand. Garruk - choose 1),does nothing Or 2) broken 😂

[@treble8921]

Actually choice 1 is fine too. 1 mana for 1 life isn't a great rate by any means but it's very achievable and may even be a preferred mana sink if your library is getting thin.

[@NathanSimonGottemer]

“Creatures with flying.” That killed me It’s not even a complete sentence lmfao

[@roc511029]

We need an online version of this!

[@Lugmillord]

I don't know how to play Magic but this was still hilarious. The "2" card almost made me choke.

[@SeisoYabai]

Colgud of Rarge is actually, unironically, extremely broken

[@Honkwaddle]

True. 2-card insta-win combo with Lab Maniac on your upkeep

[@akeustis]

Almost as good as "shuffle your library, then exile it."

[@bryansmith7238]

The instant Santa Claus that can only be cast as a sorcery is big brain.

[@friedaiceborn1663]

Isn't there a card that makes you win if you deck out? That would be a combo and a half with the "Exile your library" Card

[@I_Am_Kas]

Loved the energy they both gave off, made it a joy to watch.

[@MongoTheMagnificent666]

the AI perfectly grasped the sheer chaos that is humanity as a whole...they're learning O.O

[@felicitywilson4984]

I was crying at the ones that used real words to do absolutely nothing, like shuffle your hand and rearrange the top card of your library

[@pangeaforever]

The AI made a card that Grant's feel, in hopes it could one day feel as well

[@feyfiren]

the switch to hard rock playing in the back of you playing that card at 6:35 really cracked me up xD

[@Landern11]

After watching this makes me think we're safe from the AI war.

[@mrproper3630]

This is the funniest MTG match I have seen in a while! Great video! 😂

[@CardmarketMagic]

Glad you enjoyed!

[@seandun7083]

Love this. LRR also did an entire cube draft of robo rosewater cards a while ago

[@radicaledward84]

"It's a static ability" "The color pie's gone too far" -MTG Malone 2022

[@ivynightphoenix5407]

These are the two best decks I've ever seen! Serious Tier S stuff right there

[@GoodnotGreat88]

Turn 1: Name a card, gain 1 life ME: Oh this is gonna be good

[@SuperPcPenguin]

I feel like this is how it would feel to come back to the game after a severe head injury

[@Skulll9000]

12:15 "Is that Santa Claus giving itself _____ therapy?" What does he say here?? Alamathog?

[@flooremoji]

I never knew I've been playing with Moss this whole time

[@marcool108]

I actually laughed out loud at "Demonic to you Cyclom". "Has feel" 😂

[@NorwegianQvirr]

Subbed in the hopes you do more of these xD

[@CardmarketMagic]

We won't let you down!

[@Seventeenth]

The dragon (7:11) artwork comes from the first polish encyclopedia tietled "Nowe Ateny" ("New Athens").

[@HighlightHouse07]

Please do more of this, it's so good

[@coleedward9642]

A 0/1 creature named 2 costs 3, nice.

[@252rer]

I don't know how Malone could was able to be kind enough to the other player to go through that match without removing a color. I would at some point removed the color green or red, which I assume would work kind of like exile. For all cards in all player's library, graveyard, hand, exile, battlefield & every other zone.

[@AbsurdAsparagus]

its actually a very thought provoking mechanic. like you could remove all the cards of a color from your own deck.

[@Yuzuki1337]

I chose to interpret it as "All cards of that color become colorless, all lands of that color make colorless"

[@biggie_kellogs7919]

the concept here is genius, holy crap! how has no one done this before?!?!

[@cleverestx]

I wish everyone could play AI mtg...it looks so hilariously fun.

[@philipsheehan3754]

I love how he asks “What’s wash flexing library?” As though any of those words could possibly mean anything.

[@noeg9415]

Please have more of MTG malone on against other content creators. Thank you for the video

[@PastDark877]

17:17 Threshorge wider, this is the card of all cards. Quack lol

[@FairyRat]

I can't stop giggling for 40 minutes straight now.

[@Wandallz]

I died at the static dwarf, fox samurai with choose a single option XD that is just golden

[@jasons9895]

This was funny as hell, please do again

[@azryve]

Creature having a "feel" had me in stitches, holy shit. Whats with this channel having only 30k? It has like the best casual mtg content on youtube.

[@GLKTOGMNG]

this was some really funny/fun content i laughed a lot

[@J.Tarrou]

"What? I'm not reading my cards." - Malone, while reading all of his cards

[@tears_of_asariel3198]

not sure if you knew or not.. but banding is an OP mechanic, basically you combine attacking or blocking creatures with banding, and a single creature without it into a single unit, and you determine how damage is applied to it instead of the other player.. so for instance if you have 5 1/1 creatures with banding and attack with them as a group, that group is blocked by a 3/3 your opponent controls.. you dont have 1 5/5 creature, you have 5 1/1 creatures, and you have to distribute the 3 damage to it, so 3 of your 1/1 creatures die, as does your opponents 3/3.. however, if you had a single 2/2 and 3 1/1s all with banding, and your opponent blocks with the 3/3.. you can distribute the damage to kill 1 2/2, and 1 1/1, leaving you with 2 1/1's, or you can lose 3 1/1's and be left with your 2/2 still alive... and last example, if you had 3 2/2's and attacked, and your opponent blocked with the 3/3. you could have each of them take 1 damage, and none of them die, but the 3/3 still dies (confusing, i know, thats why it was removed from the game lol)

[@snowhusk]

Dude, you the MVP for explaining it and providing the actual possible case that made it not exist in the game anymore. I think the best we got now is odrik that's like "if this and 3 more dudes attack, you decide what blocks where and how"🤔

[@nayuta_23]

This ai managed to powercreep swords to plowshares which is something nobody could do in almost 30 years ! And on top of it, it had the good idea of powercreeping it in green, which totally makes sense