Dirty Harry's Best Lines

A collection of Dirty Harry's best lines, from each of the 5 films in the series. Go ahead - enjoy!

[@northeasterndirtandpropert7974]

There will only ever be one Dirty Harry.

[@greenrefrigerator]

Clint Eastwood is the last of the top actors of yesteryear. At 91 years old he likely doesn't have too many days ahead but I'm grateful to have lived in his time to have seen his work back when he was in his prime. Even in his elder years he demonstrated his greatness in his craft. When he's gone he'll be sorely missed and I hate even thinking about the day when he's not with us anymore. Clint is an American icon and is loved by so many.

[@troublemaker1145]

I can’t imagine the day. It’ll be a universal heartbreak I believe

[@Davethreshold]

Very well put. Thank you!

[@bodybuilderdoug]

So perfectly said...i feel the same...he is now 93..🙏🙏🙏❤❤❤

[@22nedzer]

I feel the same....he's an icon.

[@GeorgeMarhin-sf9sx]

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[@ray.shoesmith]

Clint has the world record for saying the most iconic lines in movies without opening his mouth

[@c.j.braian2629]

This is the most memorable scene of Dirty Harry saga. When Harry says "Smith, Wesson and me" and he takes his 44 Magnum. It's unforgettable

[@bob-zi1eb]

Yeah he told that nigga whats up

[@ebinrock]

But it's such a cliché in action movies that the bad guys just stand around to listen to the good guy's speech and give him time to blow them away.

[@pauliewalnuts2527]

The world could use, nay.... NEEDS another dirty harry

[@andybrooks7228]

Only one word describes this AWSOME.

[@NuGanjaTron]

I love Mrs. Gray's reaction to Callahan's "hypothetical situation". 😋

[@kevinmcgiffin10]

The whole country needs this dude.

[@mikespence8956]

SOID! SOIDS! ARE! UGLY! PUNKS!

[@MrTommy001]

And we need him NOW!

[@martincrabtree6704]

The whole World does.

[@lavillablanca]

No cape needed. .

[@ManuelV.S.]

The whole world needs 'the dark defender'

[@wolfu597]

"You've been transferred to personell" "To personell!, that's for assholes" One of my favorite's.

[@richardhamblen5526]

AND IT WAS A WOMAN TOO, LOL! FROM 'CAGNEY AND LACY'..

[@misters2837]

"Here is a seven point suppository, captain. (What did you say?) I said stick it in your ass!"

[@richardkaltenbach3961]

I Was In Personnel For Fifteen Years Harry!! (With A Fiery Mercenary Vengeance!)

[@richardkaltenbach3961]

@UCeroT53xSmyBBKQQ_j6ZS2w All Right Harry! That's It! You Stupid Fuck! You Have Just Got Yourself A Nice Fresh Sixty Day Suspension! MAKE IT NINETY! A Hundred And Eighty And Gimme Yer Star!!

[@mikespence8956]

SOID! THE! LEGEND!!! CLINT!!! EASTWOOD!!! SOID! IS! LOVELY!!!

[@barryklinedinst6233]

Clint is such a great actor. He is one of a kind

[@user-zs4dz5vs5r]

Someone should consider making a statue of him before he's gone.We tend to selfishly give attention to such matters posthumouslonly. The Spaghetti western look would be quite fitting. Respect and love to you Mr Eastwood. Thank you for all your endeavours.

[@drincogni]

Doubt he would like it, he was approached for a hollywood walk of fame star and he refused i think he said he didnt want people walking over him.I bet he wouldnt want pigeon shatting over his likeness.😂

[@williamwhite2113]

"You forgot your fortune cookie and your fortune says you're sh*t out of luck" Gunshot Classic Clint line.

[@denverdubois5835]

The hero San Francisco needs. Badly.

[@roadking99jokerst60]

Denver, not even Clint could help Frisco now.

[@gabecollett]

without him sf is lost

[@flamethrower1273]

Send him to Chicago. He’s instantly lower murder rates by his pure intimidation.

[@autodoson1]

He could get City Hall to clean up the Tenderloin if he felt like it

[@jarnold3415]

I think I gotta buy all these movies I don’t know think they’re gonna show them on tv anymore

[@dwsmatos8373]

LEGEND! It will be so sad the day he dies. Mankind will miss him forever

[@dwsmatos8373]

@Wes McGee so sorry for you loss my friend

[@TheDarrenSR]

We must remove the Kind from Man because it is not the case today, there is no more kind in man only hate and confused people left in this world

[@vdLeo-je6os]

@FuckYouGoogle And his height is 6.4. Also Clint is 6.4. So why Neeson looks so much shorter than Clint? With all the respect to mr Eastwood.

[@guyhall9973]

What a life he lives thanks for all the great movies

[@gunslingerluckytankijunky]

A day that will go down in history, a iconic movie from the spigetti wild west, world war 2 fantasies to bad cop badassery making revolvers cool again.

[@jdtractorman7445]

I still all these years later remember where I saw that final scene in Dirty Harry. Sitting in my grandparent's kitchen watching it on CBS. It still holds up as one of the greatest scenes in cinematic history.

[@waydhoover6988]

He's great he can say hilarious lines with a very serious face.😅

[@SGTBizarro]

Best quote from them all: "Go ahead.... make my day."

[@julosx]

It was later quoted by Duke Nukem, another bad ass.

[@vidzumer365]

Ronald Reagan said it too

[@AliasMark69]

Eastwood often wrote his own lines. Eastwood created most of the scenes in the trilogy and came up with the dialog that Director Leone liked and added it to the movie. Clint wrote the best scene with ..... "You see my mule don't like people laughing, get's the crazy idea you're laughing at him"..... the rest is brilliant movie magic history.

[@richardhamblen5526]

I GOT A KICK OUT OF THE TRILOGY, FINE BABES IN IT, TOO..

[@ebinrock]

Eastwood's also a composer, like Charlie Chaplin was with his own movies. He composed that beautiful "Claudia's Theme" that opens and closes the movie Unforgiven.

[@eat_a_dick_trudeau]

Did I watch six ads? Or just five? In all of the interruptions I lost count...

[@bbenjoe]

You've got to ask yourself one question: "Did I install adblock?" Well.. did you Sir S-Spec?

[@ElisPROducts]

🤣

[@andrewdavies1312]

Quality

[@frostplayz7778]

I love this comment

[@aryehatreyu606]

lol

[@barbaras6792]

I could watch Dirty Harry all day. Clint Eastwood and John Wayne - my all time heroes.

[@richardhamblen5526]

I GREW UP WATCHING THEM..

[@Melinda8162]

Wayne didn't particularly like Clint.

[@jonburdine1448]

You gotta great point ☝️

[@teebee9232]

John Wayne sucked

[@raygetard3444]

@@teebee9232 cringe

[@steadyjumper3547]

The fact that he repeats the do ya punk monologue pretty much confirms he knows how many shots he’s fired, Harry’s just playing with him

[@kirkboss5316]

I can't believe they didn't include my all time favorite quote. "Nobody and I mean Nobody puts ketchup on a hotdog"

[@barbaras6792]

I do, I’m British, we love ketchup 😅😅😅

[@mylovesongs2429]

i have, all my life, put ketchup on a hotdog. mustard, too! onions, too!

[@marshamariner7897]

And relish

[@superdave5377]

I was expecting that one, too. There were a lotta good lines from Sudden Impact.

[@shawnd223333]

Just mustard

[@drewrosecrans9728]

A man got to know his limitations!! So awesome 🤘🤘

[@pls2028]

It broke my heart when Clint decided to stop doing Dirty Harry movies…the character was his absolute greatest. Movies offered such a great combination of drama, suspense and comedy. Dirty Harry’s best lines are cinematic gold!

[@ebinrock]

It was starting to run out of gas with The Dead Pool, though.

[@andrewdavies1312]

As a straight male i dont mind saying he was a handsome bastard when he was young. Made some solid movies too...which is the more important thing

[@michaelcolgan3182]

I drove my bus in Manhattan and the bumper said in four inch white letters "go ahead make my day" It turned out to be the only bus not hit for five years lol

[@billcary30]

i love the i don't figure he's out collecting for the red cross quote. priceless

[@jeremiahdansereau2950]

The boogyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris checks his closet for Clint Eastwood!

[@dethray1000]

clint is an actor,nothing more--chuckie had some real backround

[@shlomostrimling5269]

@@dethray1000 Clint was in the army. The plane he was flying back from Seattle when it ran out of fuel and ditched outside of San Francisco. He had to swim 5 miles to shore.

[@Bruce.-Wayne]

🤣🤣🤣🤣.....Best comment of the thread

[@jenniferknight5343]

So long Clint. You did good and I’ll miss you. I’m 78. And watched you since Rawhide days up to Gran. Torino and The Mule. Thanks for the memories, so many.

[@MrShadowfax42]

He's still alive.

[@luketrump7063]

@@MrShadowfax42 No he passed a year ago.

[@Darkhonor21]

@@luketrump7063 No, he is indeed alive!

[@jeremiahdansereau2950]

Next year he's starring in another movie

[@luketrump7063]

@@jeremiahdansereau2950 They will use CGI for the scenes he is in.

[@AwesomeBeatles]

Clint is like our father figure. America needs more strong role models like him.

[@rodbutler8069]

My favorite Clint Eastwood quote is "Don't pee on my shoe and tell me its raining"!

[@adriantomlin2902]

The Outlaw Josey Wales!! Best western he ever did! Imo.

[@adriantomlin2902]

One more good Josey Wales line. To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms.

[@cobracobra9505]

Rip Hal Holbrook

[@MasterYoist]

That was Fletcher telling the senator, "Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining."

[@markodom3841]

One of my favorites not included from Magnum Force: Lt. Briggs - “There’s not supposed to be any shooting!” Harry - “Nothing wrong with shooting, as long as the right people set shot.”

[@leahwhiteley5164]

This is the best Dirty Harry line ever. And true.

[@RTOneZer0]

Nothing is straight in San Fransisco without him.

[@ajaxslamgoody9736]

even 5 year olds...by the time they reach 2nd grade LOLOLOLOL

[@antonymanuel5008]

The man with the best one liners ever ... 🤣🤘

[@DrRish-wx3wf]

Clint Eastwood is the greatest American Iconic filmmaker ever! Deserves the Medal of Freedom

[@trainhound1732]

Does anyone think for a second Clint would accept the medal of freedom if offered by Joe Biden or any democratic president?🤣

[@docguy89]

6:36 "What makes a man crazy enough to join the cops?" "When you find out you let me know huh"

[@borderhopper3296]

11:32 The hold-up lowered his gun to hear what Harry says about fortune cookie. The cat is not the only thing curiosity kills LOL.

[@scottmcmichael1386]

I always loved the way Clint said asshole! Nobody says it like he does

[@CockneyClint]

Looooool Brilliant

[@Rick1959]

It seems Eastwood was always good to his fellow actors...There are character actors that showed up from his TV days that also show up in his movies. Damn decent of him....

[@runlarryrun77]

The majority of Clint's films from 1970 onward were produced by Malpaso Productions, which is Clint's own production company. He understood the value of a good team, which is why he used the same actors & crew members again & again, provided they got along & got good results. Having big studio budgets given & film rights licenced to the smaller Malpaso Productions gave Clint the power to pretty much do what he wanted, even if he wasn't directing, so he was able to hire folk he liked & knew would work well.

[@steveskouson9620]

I'm thinking about Albert Popwell. (Hey, I gots to know.) He was in just about every Dirty harry movie. steve

[@richardhamblen5526]

LOYALTY IS IN SHORT SUPPLY THESE DAYS, AS WELL AS DECENT ACTORS..

[@MrMakemyday3]

he is loved by most all his co stars. say he is one of best directors ever

[@Robert-xw3wg]

His wife was in alot of his movies

[@DucatiGTS]

One of the best Male roll models that ever lived, we need more like him! God Bless Clint. If we had more cops like this, our country would be better for it.

[@theunknown4570]

Thats gun, sounded like a Naval Cannon going off in a phone booth.

[@0Zolrender0]

obviously son you have never heard a Naval Gun fired.

[@roadking99jokerst60]

Well, sounds better than the screech in a spagetti western.

[@BradanKlauer-xh3hm]

Damn, along with “The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly” and “The Outlaw Josey Wales” Clint Eastwood is friggin’ great.

[@wookieelee38]

I loved him even when I was a little girl,,my dad would take us to the drive in to see his movies ,my dad was boss,,I will always love Clint.

[@ClausenLT]

One of my all time favorites, "cause he looks too damn good, that's how."

[@martysykes3221]

I like the line, “there’s nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot.”

[@Mark-pp7jy]

The pencil falling, hysterical!

[@rogermouton2273]

Before bed, Chuck Norris checks his wardrobe for Clint Eastwood

[@thestigsdutchcousin]

Funny to see a younger Liam Neeson. Never realized he was in a Dirty Harry movie.

[@antvenom1604]

Jim Carrey too.

[@antvenom1604]

@@dougwilliams44 Dirty Harry 5

[@gregorymoore2877]

Must have been where he developed a very particular set of skills. Skills... that make him a nightmare for people like the villain.

[@TKinfinity01]

Neeson is incredibly tall, which just shows how tall Clint really is.

[@gorillachilla]

Where ?

[@uppastdawn7627]

“We’re not just going to let you walk outta here.” “Who’s ‘We,’ sucka?” “Smith & Wesson, and me.” His best line, hands down.

[@abohachuk4765]

I wish it was "Me, Smith, and Wesson" or "Smith, me, and Wesson" though.

[@marcglenwright2185]

Definitely 😁

[@NuGanjaTron]

Smith, Wesson, Walther, Fratelli Beretta, Sam Colt, ol' John Moses, George Loogie... and Yours Truly. Dat's who!

[@Clifford-bs1et]

😂🎉

[@ebinrock]

I just love that 70's word "sucka".

[@CockneyClint]

“ May I make a statement Mccay ? “ GO Ahead ! “ Your mouthwash ain’t making it “ 😂🤣😂🤣

[@marinegunny826]

I have a model 29 myself. It's the only handgun I own and the only one I need.🙂 Have a nice day!!

[@ethansalazar6829]

Me and my model 28 will show you who's in charge

[@polar199]

Ethan Salazar l

[@mccrackenphillip]

Hickok45 Y T has a 29 2 in longer

[@marinegunny826]

@Dave Roberts 😁 kinda partial to revolvers. Handguns aren't cheap, I'm not rich and I figured if I'm going to make that kind of investment, I'd better get what I really want👍

[@marinegunny826]

@Dave Roberts Nice!! They still had the .45s when I became a Marine, but then soon phased them out for the Berettas. Sad day😂

[@mrfantastic407]

San Francisco went to hell after Harry retired.

[@elizabeths4371]

My thoughts Exactly!

[@Stillstoned1]

it turned kweer

[@billx4266]

Whats wrong with SF?

[@alberthernandez8777]

@@billx4266 Shit sanitation, people getting pissed when a political organization tries to physically clean up alleys, rampant heavy drug use, crazy rent costs, leadership that does fuck all, etc.

[@uspalcatraz4355]

@@billx4266 Liberals.

[@metalmat3651]

Clint Eastwood is such an awesome actor and has been in so many amazing movies.

[@DuncanMackenzieMacKintos-pr7jq]

Dirty Harry is definitely the best

[@Miant]

"You're a legend in your own mind."

[@danielbyrne5402]

"BECAUSE OF YOU LITTLE TIMMY IS DEAD!!!THEY CUT HIS THROAT EAR TO EAR" "hey, I'm trying to eat here"

[@lineshaftrestorations7903]

Love Harry's sneer when he's annoyed or interrupted by brown nosing bureaucrats.

[@theodorepetine7562]

They'll never be another Clint Eastwood ever!

[@haroldgeorge4412]

“Well, when a naked man is chasing a woman down an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on I figure he’s not out collecting for the Red Cross.” “The man’s got a point.”

[@jamesfountain6183]

Blow his ass away 🤣...oh wait, he did🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bigbowlowrong4694]

That’s how I always collected for the Red Cross:/

[@kellyweingart3692]

Frank Drebin: “I shoot the bastard, that’s my policy”

[@richardhamblen5526]

HAHAHAAA..LOVE HIS DEDUCTIVE REASONING..

[@SparrowNoblePoland]

Sounds like the West needs to watch some 'Dirty Harry' to get some sense, considering all that moaning about police brutality. I know two things; in Poland we had little to no trouble with shoplifters, while in the UK we have a lot. The difference is in the UK, we can have a man on CCTV caught stealing, we can catch him red handed or track him, find out where he lives, tell all that to police and they refuse to do anything. In Poland if you did something wrong, the police would come in 15 minutes, and beat the shit out of you, and give you a penalty. And if they come in 15 minutes and gave you a ticket, without beating you to a pulp, our security would track you in the town, and beat you to a pulp. A restaurant owner told me once our police did beat him so badly he couldn't walk for a month, (he was a teenager vandalising bus stop, so they beat him to a pulp). He was actually glad they did it, because 'it helped him go back on straight road'. The guy was beaten so badly he couldn't walk for a month, and he is for the police beating shit out of people. Important thing to note, the police knew how to make it painful, but not dangerous. They beat his legs and arms so badly he needed over a month to recover, but they didn't touch his chest or head.

[@PatriotPaulUSA]

One of Americas Best , America needs him now more than ever !

[@dennisneo1608]

To do what? Act?

[@keithhartman9946]

That's a seven point suppository, captain

[@robk8463]

Back in the day "Human Resources" was called "Personnel", my friend who was head of the department had a picture of Dirty Harry saying "Personnel?!! That's for assholes!!".

[@shanebain5178]

Excellent Collection, Love It! Clint is the BOSS!

[@mayhem7427]

Not his most memorable line but I love the interchange between Harry and Bressler in The Enforcer. As Harry walks in Bressler's on the phone and pauses to say ' Hi Harry, I'm just talking to.....(Harry drops a bomb on his desk) Jesus Christ!' Harry says 'Give him my best.' Makes me laugh every time.

[@Butterpants1987]

7:10 wow thats totally relevant in 2020

[@thetroll1247]

Like I keep saying know your job, do YOUR job, not eveyone else's.

[@thetroll1247]

Never thought of it as a game...

[@euclideszoto997]

Kinda sad that she proved Callahan wrong in the end.

[@aforerunner1773]

It’s been relevant forever

[@Jones-xx2gc]

I love Clint Eastwood.

[@SekhmetSecretWeapon]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLINT EASTWOOD, ONE OF MY FAVORITE ACTORS OF ALL TIME NO ONE LIKE HIM!!! MUCH RESPECT...

[@universal_wisdom3416]

That first one is absolute gold. If acted by anyone else, it just wouldn’t make sense. Clint is the god damn MAN

[@KSFWG]

The last scene in this video brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Up against the wall..."

[@texasbeast239]

"I been hangin' around this town on the corner I been bumming around this old town so long I been hangin' around this town on the corner I been bumming around this old town for way too long" --Counting Crows - "Hanginaround"

[@mauriceyanez8318]

FANTASTIC !! 4 EVER !! LOVE U CLINT !! ALWAYS !!

[@donbon4204]

this is my favourite : Harry Callahan : Hypothetical situation, huh? All right, I'm standing on the street corner, and Mrs. Grey there comes up and propositions me. She says if I come home with her, for $5 she'll put on an exhibition with a Shetland pony fucking lmao

[@garyswift5]

One of my favourite lines is from the first Dirty Harry movie. The DA tells Harry that man has rights. Harry's reply: well I'm just all broken up about that man's rights.

[@danfors1333]

11:43 Liam Neson and Clint are listed at the same height, but in this movie Clint is half a head taller.

[@vdLeo-je6os]

Because mr Eastwood is the star I guess! I don't like that!

[@georgiosdoumas2446]

Maybe because the ground is not completely plane there, and Clint was standing in the higher ground.

[@vernpascal1531]

@@georgiosdoumas2446 Maybe because Clint is a super hero come to life. He looks like he's 6""6 and Neeson 6"2. Like Wilt Chamberlain was listed at 7" 1 and made other 7 footers look like they were 6"9.

[@ajaxslamgoody9736]

Jerry Lewis was over 6ft tall and taller than Dean Martin...but they couldn't have a heart throb taller than the Comic relief....so they leveled out Lewis's shoes and put inserts into Martins. Neat stuff, of course I believe Lewis was the precursor to Jim Carrey (when he was not WOKE)

[@markskrzyniarz3074]

You missed the line in The Dead Pool he gave after he killed the guy. They asked him where he was. His response? "He's hanging out back there." Legend.

[@markgillard9430]

Fantastic xx Cool Harry Callaghan xx Cleanin up the mess.

[@thegodfatherjamesbrownware5709]

Best cop thriller of all time dirty harry Clint Eastwood the man the legend

[@aragorn1959]

Brilliant ..” excuse me captain I know this may sound silly but can you fly ?”..” Nope never had a lesson “! Another line I love from Magnum force ..Early says “ how can you eat after seeing that ?” Harry says “ seeing what ?” 😂😂

[@user-kb3hp2qu8k]

Thanks. １９７０年代を代表する映画でした。

[@anthony7642]

Harry Callahan : Hypothetical situation, huh? All right, I'm standing on the street corner, and Mrs. Grey there comes up and propositions me. ... Harry Callahan : I'm just trying to find out if anybody in this room knows what the hell law is being broken, besides cruelty to animals.

[@D_A-G]

"A hell of a price for being stylish!" Well said mate.

[@James-eq8cq]

10:20 That guy in the background acted really well there or he got knocked back when he least expected it

[@AA-ou8kl]

she'll put on a show with a shetland pony HAHAHAHA awesome Clint

[@kfures3469]

Dirty Harry, gettin the job done

[@marcglenwright2185]

One of my favourites is when he says "well here's 3 salty looking dudes"

[@itsmebilly725]

Jason Bourne, John Wick, John Rambo, John McClane, Bryan Mills, Snake Plissken, Martin Riggs, John Matrix etc. They all came from this guy.

[@seatspud]

Forgot one: Sledge. Hammer. "Trust me, I know what I'm doing."

[@LukeLovesRose]

Yep. That's why it's sad that these movies have been forgiven over time

[@richardm5664]

Favourite scenes for me have always been the elevator scene and cafe shootout from Sudden Impact + the foetune cookie scene in The Deadpool. Whole series is absolute gold though.

[@colinmiles1052]

So few words....so much meaning!

[@JL-fp1oe]

All his lines are the best lines.

[@keithbrierley710]

thanks for uploading

[@joribremer5260]

This made my day..

[@briangraham1024]

"Your mouthwash ain't making it!" 😄

[@bullgravy6906]

The most unrealistic part of these masterpieces is the amount times Harry fires that beauty of a .44Mag indoors and can still hear.

[@alsosprachzarathustra5505]

They say Clint Eastwood has dimples. But we don't know, he never smiles.

[@robdog1245]

I quote "But seeing as this is a 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question, do I feel lucky? Well do ya punk?" every time I shoot my Model 29. The day Clint dies is going to be a sad day indeed.

[@mp539]

He truly is special.

[@e.a.corral4713]

Too bad there was not enought of the Japanese women in Magnum Force? Beautiful.DIRTY HARRY WAS GREAT ONSCREEN.

[@shanebain5178]

Can't forget: Excuse Me Captain, It May Sound Silly, But Can You Fly??? Smith Wesson & Me?!!! Go Ahead, Make My Day!!! Such Situations & So Hilarious!!!

[@elijahmodnar1]

the san quentin scene is genius

[@x-techgaming]

Good thing there's just enough sound level in this video to barely hear it at max volume. If you're not hard of hearing, that is.

[@blueplanet9917]

Harry. This is 2021 calling. America needs you.

[@alhodge4051]

very well done...thanks