Castle Super Beast Animated: Da Mould

[@acwalker1376]

When Pat says “Oh YEAH?” you can hear his Tension meter go from 25% to full in an instant as he prepares to launch an Overdrive

[@BigFingerRo]

That "OH YEAH?" might as well have been a "TIME TO GET SERIOUS!"

[@TROPHYEARNER]

she’s carrying the mold baby, now

[@egg2520]

EAT DA MOULD. MY FINAL MESSAGE. GOODBYE.

[@AuntBibby]

IM DA GIANT MOULD WHO MAKES... ALL _OF_ *DA-* RULES

[@trissc6855]

Who would've known that would be her final message.

[@masterxl97]

Pat: She ate the potato salad without looking at it once. 0:33 Woolie: *Blacked Out JoJo Eyes*

[@JackPoppy]

"OH NOOOOOO!!!!!"

[@RosiePosie-el3lj]

I saw Darkest Dungeon Woolie tbh.

[@AnarchicArachnid]

@@RosiePosie-el3lj "Dispair grips Woolie as he hears about the potato salad tale, his resolve tested and stomach upset"

[@OscarGreenworth]

@@RosiePosie-el3lj kzbin.info/www/bejne/jX3UpZKnnNeSgbs

[@crimsondynamo615]

“Ok listen…”

[@iamnuff1992]

"I can't handle the story" says woolie, unknowingly bestowing upon Pat _all the power in the universe_ My only regret is that this video doesn't include the part where Pat makes a direct callback to Woolie Z-targeting his soul during the colonoscopy bag discussion previously.

[@blue6sub6remnant6]

I came here to find and agree with, this comment.

[@thatcynicalbastard6636]

How could Woolie NOT know?

[@JohnyScissors]

Woolie has all the power but he never uses it

[@superturkle]

oh NO the colostomy bag clip. now i have to look up the whole episode

[@JohnyScissors]

@@superturkle Woolie probably has a highlight

[@chibi2239]

Paige starts the last of us apocalypse by eating moldy potato salad....yeah, that seems like something she'd do.

[@EbonMaster]

@@pw5975 Mould is you.

[@The5lacker]

And now, once again, Paige is growing new life inside of her.

[@BronzeAgePepper]

if she can survive that and Lupus their little lad is going to be what Sundowner calls "fucking invincible."

[@musicaleuphoria8699]

The potato salad got to her before Pat.

[@wadespencer3623]

Their kid is gonna be like Ethan's daughter in RE8.

[@radski_fives]

I thought the worst it ever was, nay, the worst it ever will be, was getting caught eating McDonalds in bed with a body pillow of Papyrus. "This is it, this is the worst it will ever be for Paige" I whispered to myself, unbeknownst that my naivete would soon be shook by The Mold. The horror, the horror...

[@chrisbroad2689]

Paige is a creature that can do the party cave in one go but (in super fast announcer voice) has actively eaten mold without knowing, walked into 2 things of glass, took 10 minutes on an RE7 light puzzle, killed an entire twitch stream with her baba is you play through, found eating McDonald’s with papirus, read so much undertale fan fic and talked to it with plague that she has literally run out, literally almost died for a variety of reasons more times than I can count, been assaulted by multiple crazy people in a variety of crazy insane ways that are both horrifying and hilarious to the point of going back to horrifying, has one of the worst health debuffs a human being could have and still somewhat function, and finally (to my knowledge), destroyed her taste buds so much that mustard is a literal drink to her (for the act of course) which inevitably caused the mold incident

[@ScorpioTheScorpion1503]

I thought the worst it ever was was when she ate an entire pineapple, and then two hours later she realized “Wait, I’m allergic to pineapple.”

[@tussletoes]

"Woolie it's past noon, time for your daily fast food horror story." "Yes honey"

[@ngmajora6986]

*Listen to a man's descent in audio and now visual form*

[@repththemant9691]

Woolie hallowing out over this is the best

[@-Cetus-]

After all the times Woolie picks on Pat's neurosis it's funny to see Pat get payback just this once.

[@Thissentenceisfalselosers]

"Welcome to the family, son" Paige, 2020

[@tailedgates9]

Boy's gotta EAT!

[@EzPzLemnSqueezy]

Technically also Paige 2023

[@SteelBallRun1890]

Woolie's hope stopped working ever since.

[@Katagara84]

Mold Paige isn't real. She can't hurt you.

[@RexWort]

Yet......

[@crimsondynamo615]

Mold Paige: “you shall join my mass Patrick.”

[@Whazzupie]

imsorrypat

[@ABonafideSkeleton]

Crimson Dynamo “Paaaat I can’t reach the controlleeeeeeer.”

[@maperjack]

So Pat can't deal with someone messing with his food and Woolie can't deal with mold. So the super beast common weakness is food.

[@swivelshivel6576]

To be fair, in some shape or form everyone doesn’t like their food deviating from the norm, or at least their perception of it. I closer to pat where knowing someone touched my food directly, fills me with a burning desire to raze the earth

[@brendanb2982]

Woolie should mess with Pat's breakfast

[@BadyearOakarus]

inject the mold into the food in front of both of them you will be crowned king/queen of castle superbeast

[@GriffGalore]

@@BadyearOakarus no, you have to hide the mold in the food. let them have the bite first. then tell them to take a look

[@darklordliam]

It’s that primal instinct. Food is survival. Take away a man’s food and you control his lease on life.

[@NesosRomanus]

i dunno why quiet viking keeps drawing pat this way. it’s just so unrealistic, he’s never been that tall.

[@-Cetus-]

It's because if he drew him to scale he wouldn't be able to give identifying features.

[@QuietViking]

I'm sorry, Pat has asked me to draw him big and has threatened me with deformation

[@LS95774]

@@QuietViking _defamation?_ unless he's literally going to shrink you down to his size as punishment or something

[@QuietViking]

@@LS95774 he said for the rest of my life he'd shrink my head 1% smaller every day.

[@Brandon_Powell]

Don't eat mouldy food. That's how you become a Resident Evil 7 monster.

[@Jay-ln1co]

"I feed my girlfriend she is becoming mouldy."

[@crimsondynamo615]

“It was becoming a Sonic friend.” Is now part of my vernacular.

[@ImpyWorm]

I feed my Peach. She is becoming powerful.

[@ascendedsleeper7820]

I love how Woolie just instantly hollowed out. It didn't even really affect him directly and it was just that gross.

[@2x4noah]

These 2 are now bringing life into the world

[@BetaManicCommand]

That mold made Peach Saliva's mitochondria evolve and now she's trying to give birth to the Ultimate Being.

[@MrDredme]

Pat 2

[@shadow98004]

Parasite Pat

[@Taradoxxi]

The simple, bleak despair on Woolie’s cartoon face has me in TEARS of laughter holy moly

[@andrescorma]

"This is revenge for the z-targeted colonoscopy bag". Also, while I love these animations, we will never reach the same heights as when friend of the podcast Tony Hawk came and commented on a video.

[@SapphireCarbuncle009]

@@Sir_Lobo Tony Hawk's Existential Nightmare. It's the pinned comment

[@andrescorma]

@@Sir_Lobo dude, Tony Hawks existencial nightmare!= THEN. One of my favourite bits ever

[@N00BSYBORG]

How does Paige survive doing anything?

[@chrisossu2070]

She has lupus. How the hell did she not die from this?

[@MegaReaper85]

Pat is her phylactery, so long as he exists she can never truly die

[@Dasaltwarrior]

Pats basically her revive fairy. A really shitty one, but eh, gets the job done I guess.

[@Zcumgod]

What she doesn't know won't hurt her. If she never perceived the mold, she wouldn't have gotten sick.

[@-Cetus-]

Remember in the Simpsons when they joked Mr. Burns is only alive because literally every disease is in his body stopping one another from doing any harm, like multiple people squeezing through a doorway? It's kind of like that.

[@Toxic_Korgi]

Seeing tortured Woolie and chibi Pat makes these podcast moments a thousand times better.

[@MakiKuronami]

This has the same energy as Woolie reacting to Smegmaman.

[@STCburner]

I have no idea what you're talking about but I'm curious.

[@DALKurumiTokisaki]

Don't leave us hanging where is that from?

[@Dasaltwarrior]

Look up Superbestfriendcast smegmaman on youtube, there are clips. Its a REALLY old bit.

[@DALKurumiTokisaki]

@@Dasaltwarrior Thank you kind sir

[@Dasaltwarrior]

@@DALKurumiTokisaki BTW, you look it up its your fault

[@slyfox1223]

Oh lovely we can see Peach begin to ascend beyond humanity and become eldritch

[@sheevpalprotein9132]

At first I was disappointed that the "Z-Targetable Colostomy Bag" bit wasn't animated, but Fungus Queen Paige made up for it completely.

[@mickram7911]

A child commited suicide that month because kids made fun of his Colostomy bag. When I saw the podcast title I thought "aw man this is gonna be good" And they didn't talk about it.

[@user-ue8il6jx3b]

Remerai animated that talk

[@CyberShinobiX]

Once had to clean a hospital room in which apparently the patient was wanted by the cops or something and threw many things at the cops including a colostomy bag, one of the most unpleasant experiences I ever had at my job. Apparently those bags have a large aoe damage area.

[@Spookimus]

I live with an ostomy bag Their joke has always been one of my favorites

[@mimicteeth]

@@Spookimus Same, that podcast aired 2 months before my surgery and I think about that bit so often. What the guys don't realize about getting to the point where you have to have an ostomy bag; if someone attacks you and breaks it, to you it's at most an inconvenience... to them, it holds the potential to be the worst day of their life. That's why if I ever get mugged, I'm ready and willing to detach that sucker from my body and use it like a bio-grenade

[@johndelanie3649]

Sometimes I come back to this clip and just think of a dark souls status bar building up with !WOOLIE AT RISK!

[@LoneSilverwind]

One of these days, Pat is going to make Woolie puke on stream.

[@TAMAMO-VIRUS]

Puke into Punch Mom's purse

[@RhysClark97]

i agree with woolie i fucking hate looking at disgusting mouldy food in a story where someone says they ate it without looking, it just hurts

[@musicaleuphoria8699]

Didn't know Paige sparked the events of the Last of Us.

[@In-The-Zone]

Meanwhile my grandpa will literally eat around or cut out the mold of anything he eats cause "you can't waste food son". Seeing him slice cheese blocks, cut around or off the mold and just eat it was a "I guess this be what great depression, war surviving people do moment".

[@JoseRS1186]

Yeah, but that's cheese. There are entire varieties of cheese where that is just the norm.

[@In-The-Zone]

@@JoseRS1186 I don't think cheddar is one of them.

[@OGR-4394]

Skipping all of Pat's signature pauses is amazing, I'm way more engaged with what he's saying

[@DragonHammer45]

This is how Dark Woods started.

[@Brave_SJ]

Mold Paige is a monument to all your goblins

[@jackwithahat8601]

1:29 I love how Pat shrinks even further when he laughs

[@QuietViking]

I think your the first one to notice it

[@dullaham8444]

Quiet Viking has mastered his craft, I’ve never seen such despair captured so acutely

[@QuietViking]

😎

[@ricardomilos10]

I mean one thing is being stupid enough to eat something without looking And other thing is not forcing yourself to puke afterwards to literally avoid dying

[@MrSTVR]

Man melts during conversation with gremlin and genderswapped Tetsuo

[@p0laris74yt8]

Mouldly Peach, the spin-off of Parasite eve no one asked for.

[@Gendreavus]

I'm playing Control right now and there are literally signs on the wall saying "Don't eat the mold!" and all I can think is "Poor Paige..."

[@bibniebt]

You can hear Woolie taking Sanity damage with every line

[@alldayagain]

Worst part is she said she thought it was Elmo hair

[@Taiyou94]

And now Pat's gonna marry her

[@MuffinHunterX]

I once bit into a baked potato that had gone bad. Couldn't even eat French fries for nearly two years.

[@TheJiminatorHS]

0:33 "I am tired of Earth. These people. I am tired of being caught up in the tangle of their lives"

[@luckyday5721]

She has ascended to a new form

[@lv.2073]

0:33 The look of absolute despair

[@NesosRomanus]

_fully_ hollowed out

[@masterxl97]

Basically a JoJo character during any serious moment.

[@wrensey_YT]

I really want this to become a reaction image

[@dissonanceparadiddle]

Assimilated peach is kinda adorable..... In a Eldritch abomination kinda way

[@chancemitchell4147]

Lady D after drinking Ethan’s blood: 1:07

[@ninboy01]

Paige, being completely blind? No way, say it ain't so!

[@matthewexelby4940]

This is how resident evil 7 started

[@QuietViking]

I didn't do any extreme animation this time sry baes

[@2la84me]

*he says as he animated Hollowed out Woolie and Chaos Being Paige (the newest dark souls horror witch)*

[@night1952]

The subtleties of Woolie's face and mouldy Paige are more than enough.

[@ZKtheMAN]

There can be no hope in this hell. No hope at all. Mortality, clarified in a single bite!

[@petwisk2012]

Can't believe This was the origin story for Malenia Blade of Miquela

[@sausage141]

How in the flying fuck can you eat something without looking at it?

[@AussieDragoon]

I was expecting Pat's story to go "So later, she got the stomach problems and I looked her in the eyes and said You Are An Idiot!"

[@danherondraws]

Defeated Woolie, he's seen too much, too much

[@Gamsterjeff600]

Thus he must contemplate why does he bother trying

[@jediCaboose96]

"PAAAATUUUH BECOME A MOLD PERSON WITH MEEEEEE"

[@Michael-ep7fp]

When i die and get all moldy and fuzzy i plan on reanimating myself as a zombie to haunt Woolie now

[@flippedoutkyrii]

I once went on an absolute shitshow of a camping trip when I was 14. My bunkmates rolled a canoe and lost most of our food, only managing to save one roll of buns. Go figure the guy who was setting up our trip grabbed the buns that were supposed to be thrown out and we had to nibble on mouldy buns for a night until a Camp Counselor took pity on us and showed up in the morning in a speed boat with real food. Wouldn't recommend. Tasted funny and we all had the shits. One kid dumped ass so hard he broke the seat in the shitter and sent half the stall down the hillside trying to keep himself from falling in.

[@hijack7479]

I really enjoy these shorts. They are comfy and easy to watch.

[@madamastersgaming]

"I yelled "no" at the top of my lungs and stayed off of Twitter" that line has aged so well

[@Punchodile]

poor woolie looks so tired, good job capturing the absolute torture this man experienced

[@molluskscommawethe]

I like how Woolie is as world-weary as anime Dracula.

[@noobotron200]

Woolie's giving off some major "I've won but at what cost" vibes in the thumbnail

[@mariosonicfan2010]

Woolie got minor food poisoning just by LOOKING at it.

[@joaolucasbarbosa8285]

Saliva laughing at the end got me so bad I think I switched places with myself from a neighboring reality

[@ryodragoon]

Woolie with the look of a Darkest Dungeon character in this.

[@LieseFury]

Packs laden with potato salad are often high in mold.

[@QMMarc]

I remember this one time I was chomping on some breakfast bread, and like, I look down and see, halfway into eating said bread, that it was moldy, I ate half a moldy bread before noticing it. I was like ``am i...am i gonna die?``, it was fine literally nothing happened at all to my stomach but the dread was there.

[@BattleSpew]

All you did was eat some raw penicillin. Probably helped you get over some infection you didn't even know you had.

[@AI_Ghostwriter]

Slouchy, despondent, baggy eyed Woolie is how the evil timeline starts.

[@wrensey_YT]

This is how The Last of Us zombie virus started

[@gmkgoat]

Mold Paige's horrible echoing laughter will haunt my dreams

[@TheMilhouseExperience]

For someone who checks their burger for maggots, you really wouldn’t expect this. This whole thing, when seeing the picture, made me laugh both uncontrollably and uncomfortably... At work.

[@dianatheascian8701]

is Paige is ever animated again will there always be a little mushroom on her head?

[@TheGrayMysterious]

the look of pure fucking horror on my face when I realized the picture of the potato salad at the beginning wasn't some parody stock image, *that's actually what the potato salad looked like*

[@CyberShinobiX]

I remember once buying a package of english muffins from the campus store in college on a rainy day and heading back to my dorm, had them on myself for 3 days before i opened them, apparently water had soaked through the package, i was half asleep and about to put one in my toaster when i noticed they all had turned green, like not barely green, completely green. I thankfully disposed of them immediately.

[@Kinzokugia]

I love that Woolie STARTS hollowed out.

[@dapperskeleton69]

Cant have a quietviking animation without eldritch horrors!

[@QuietViking]

🐙

[@wormmon2006]

Paige has been fed. She is growing powerful.

[@LeUnoriginal]

Sounds like Paige needs a few pointers from Woolie "I eat expired food all the time" Madden.

[@the_real_caudill]

Omg im at work and im getting the looks laughing like the joker at this

[@Eddrian32]

Peach: *ascends and becomes one with the mold* Pat: "Oh this is not fine"

[@isaiahhernandez6510]

Woolie went hallow in this video

[@benrogers9082]

It's ok, pat has experience dealing with the Mold from his time playing Control

[@Hiagi]

Peach “No matter if it’s old, we have to eat the mold” Saliva

[@YorkJonhson]

I love giggling eldritch horror Paige.

[@DaBigSquish]

peach was playing afung us

[@4Wilko]

Quiet Viking's tiny Pat is welcome any time.

[@TheIvoryGaurdian]

Can relate. Reminds me of the time I went to a friend's house and was given a pack of instant noodles as a snack, only to realize halfway through that a colony of maggots had already set up shop. It happens, Paige.

[@LieseFury]

in instant noodles??? the FUCK?

[@TheIvoryGaurdian]

@@LieseFury basically my reaction.

[@thirdwelles]

Pat: "Please stop talking about punching a colostomy bag it's giving me a literal panic attack. Woolie: "nah it's funny though lol" Also Pat: "Mold." Also Woolie: "STOP SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M GONNA PUKE I'M SERIOUS"

[@danhectic5629]

oh man thank you for that- my ribs hurt from laughing!

[@DevonPalmer98]

It’s shocking that Paige is still alive like how does she do it?

[@admiralpepper6933]

That Lupus is keeping that black mold and anything back, all just to kill her first.

[@ABonafideSkeleton]

Pat’s Orb is her phylactary, so long as The Orb remains she can never die.

[@DevonPalmer98]

A Skeleton Pat is the last person I’d want as my Orb, he’s like a shield made of glass

[@CupUhhJo]

I had no idea where the “peach eats and loves mold” bit came from in stream. It’s better than I could have ever expected

[@LordQuadros]

Paige is just gonna straight-up Tetsuo. We've got a few months left in 2020, there's still time.

[@matthewcoyle4131]

Woolie looks like his soul is barely hanging onto his body.

[@weecho8668]

Paige is a Final Fantasy hidden boss.