Castle Super Beast Animated: Chokejerk Must Be Next Level

[@RAND0Mmoo]

I remember watching this live. Best comment from the chat was: “Epstein didn’t Choke Jerk Himself.”

[@francescolombardi3438]

that, or he went in too deep somehow

[@jackanime2010]

do you remember which podcast # this was? edit: my bad, for some reason i wasn't finding it using the search but i got it

[@lemeres2478]

The hidden hand....doing a reach around.

[@mortified0]

[Crazy Talk] develops a new power. Whenever someone says something that is about to end their sponsorship, the user can retcon it out of existence.

[@stranger59]

Chokejerking with the hard-R

[@fjfyvgvdb8780]

@@stranger59 full throated chokejerk

[@rockschmock]

@@stranger59 You mean the R stands for "Requiem"

[@idiotcube]

So this is Crazy Talk Requiem

[@tonlito22]

Or just drop the sponsorship tie in right after that person says said thing, the ultimate joke anchor.

[@tonlito22]

I don't remember where I heard this from, but this quote hits me: "Dying of auto-erotic asphyxiation in Thailand is like choking to death on a Big Mac in the middle of Paris."

[@rahjeel]

I love that allegory.

[@vicegt]

One evey 5 minutes.

[@codussigma]

so, a "why do this when there's better options" sort of thing?

[@billybonkas3590]

Put this on my grave stone

[@tonlito22]

@@codussigma A "Why do this when you are in the capital of the world for -X better things" sort of thing.

[@FlyingScotsman28]

Woolies expression and tone are so hilarious in this

[@BorikeTheBlackDragon]

0:30 - 1:00 I can't not see Carl

[@Kwad_rat]

I feel that Pat is getting smaller with every episode.

[@deathsheep]

Fitting because it seems like hes doing that sometimes in real life... ayyyyyyyyyyyy

[@ffeeley1]

Cause people stopped buying t-shirts. They make Pat grow in size.

[@FlyingScotsman28]

Its strange to think that paige is only like 2 inches taller than pat, yet the difference seems way larger

[@QuietViking]

Art imitates life

[@TheNerindil]

In the cartoons, too.

[@GeassEnabler]

In this episode, Pat saves Woolie from being part of the FGC

[@yoindianbro]

Someone GIF Woolie swinging pat around by the belt.

[@matthewcoyle4131]

I didn't know how much I needed that until you pointed it out! Yes!

[@collinarter2470]

0:24 Don't think for a second that I missed that sponsorship.

[@thirdeye9698]

Hey, you gotta get your name out there

[@Ike_of_pyke]

Shhhh it's a premium

[@themilkman5004]

Pat literally deleted Woolie out of existence

[@cokeMONSTERps3]

Which Woolie are we on now? The Original? The Better one?

[@Ike_of_pyke]

@@cokeMONSTERps3 were on steel ball wool

[@TheImperfectGuy]

*snap* upgrade!

[@Akaritomi]

He was trying to steal Pat's gimmick. Pedophilia is his thing!

[@goodninji8]

Woolion

[@CasualCoreK]

I really like the art style for Woolie, but why did you just paste in photographs of Pat? That's kinda creepy.

[@Bizarrejoe]

give them a break, they needed to hit the deadline there was no time to animate pat

[@turnipkupo7263]

ahahahahaa

[@RanMouri82]

IKR? Literal images of Pat in the middle of all this animation lands smack in the uncanny valley.

[@xdelta92]

This give negative edging a new meaning

[@JackgarPrime]

You only release the button when you're dead.

[@MiloKuroshiro]

Negative Edging would be Ruined Orgasm

[@hunterpyle1256]

High Risk, High Reward

[@leon2550]

in which pat activates crazy talk requiem

[@BbNaB]

AKA UNSANE

[@notbulger]

Woolie: *exists* CRAZY TALK, ACTIVATE!

[@MLGHazrad]

Known Ginger Gremlin dies from self aphysixation with a note details "I just want to know how it feels"

[@Galdorise]

"I just wanted to feel something."

[@goodninji8]

"My Mustard Wife doesn't touch me anymore"

[@obblivionkr]

Oh my god the ENDING

[@ScorpioTheScorpion1503]

Pat doing what he must to save their sponsorships.

[@goodninji8]

*True Evil Ending*

[@MinersLoveGames]

We need to keep this video preserved for as long as possible to ensure Pat's kid sees this.

[@MrTurtleThief]

I always thought about doing it with supervision, but I wonder: does that ruin the experience? Is the element of possible death and a legacy of humiliation the essential element of the chokejerk? I dont think I am brave enough to chase that high....

[@Abdega]

There is someone reading this who is into exhibitionism, and chokejerking and is like “Combine the two? WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT?!”

[@DinosaurSatan]

Abdega Mr Turtle Thief may have saved a life, here!

[@brainc0la-_-]

Ngl, shyts intense. 12/10 do not do it.

[@edfreak9001]

it's definitely one of those things where it feels grossly irresponsible to say anything other than "it is not worth it, do not do it", because anything vaguely positive you can say about it might tempt someone into doing something fatally stupid and even if that's entirely their fault in the end you'd still feel godawful if you knew it.

[@MiloKuroshiro]

Not really. There's a lot of people into shocking during sex too.

[@huismands]

Woolie: It's better than illegal.. underage... Pat: ZA WARUDO

[@zomboids2100]

*TOKI WO TOMARE!*

[@Archyoda7]

I listened to this episode on a plane from Chicago to Japan, and they got to this part when it was the quiet part of the flight. It got really hard to stifle my laughter to try and be polite, and it was probably the hardest I ever laughed. Like minutes straight of silent laughter. Never change you guys.

[@jpatel0398]

As per usual every Quiet Viking animation has to have at least one moment that's SUPER well-animated

[@colinblackmer1109]

Love these animations so. Goddamn. Much.

[@Zakanuva]

Woolie: (starts talking about lolis) Pat: *_YEETUS DELETUS_*

[@kattastic9999]

My favorite thing, my FAVORITE FUCKING THING to do, while watching these, is imagine that a chosen undead is fighting through the castle and bursts into the boss room and its This.

[@Isosyth]

Woolie calls his chokejerk closet "The Lab".

[@Yun_denn]

"It’s better than ILLEGAL UNDERA-" *「Crazy Talk Requiem」activates *

[@FunkBastid]

Pat looks unrealistically tall here

[@oluwahefner4194]

Quiet Viking getting better and better. Didn't think it was possible. Definitely upped his game on adult woolie. I remember he wasn't sure what to do because pat is so great already

[@QuietViking]

On that cartoon style grind

[@Meddadius]

Y'know, Pat becoming the next God of Destruction would be really cool if he hadn't been so lame beforehand.

[@DoktahDoktah]

What if the story of castle super beasts is just 2 kings talking about random shit over loudspeakers inside of a castle around a city that is just empty.

[@mr_mist7891]

Obscure man is sent to the Shadow Council by Weird Orange Goblin for N-Pass Premium scandal and Pie-related crimes

[@Egalia_1]

Unless it sends me to an alternate dimension or grants me permanent stat buffs it’s not worth risking death

[@seekndestroy904]

to be fair, you don't know for sure that you won't go to an alternate dimension when you die. but only from choke jerk...

[@iller3]

But what if staying erect despite serious Oxygen loss was a Prerequisite for a JetPack license?

[@thelaughingrouge]

A rare appearance by Pat's 2nd Stand [Mr. Snip Snip]

[@RandgrisAlmark]

Oh no. Woolie, what was that last bit?

[@danialthe420]

Revenge for durability go down

[@Feasco]

Pokémon duels

[@inktoxicant]

I re-watched Pat vaporizing Woolie like 10 times, that was amazing

[@Abdega]

「Crazy Talk」 can now stop time and send someone to the shadow realm … Pat should *NOT* have this much power

[@GELTONZ]

Wait...is Dokapon Kingdom a Shadow Game?

[@benrogers9082]

@@GELTONZ i just assume he threw all of us into a shadow timeline and that's why it's been like this since 2016

[@kamikazelemming1552]

Much like those folks who post pictures on DeviantArt of people so fat that they are literally exploding out of their clothes, I will never understand the people that do this.

[@alejandrorivas4585]

*fidgets uncomfortably*

[@pokehybridtrainer]

Like astheticly pleasing- chubby versions of characters? Or are we talking Blueberry Girl from Willy Wonka.

[@kamikazelemming1552]

@@pokehybridtrainer We're talking the horrific line between Blueberry Girl and Jabba the Hut.

[@pietapizza1]

It's about the high that a lack of oxygen to your brain gives you, makes ya blast very fast

[@MakiKuronami]

Yeah but those are nothing compared to them ACTUALLY EXPLODING. I was looking for good wholesome art references and I get some fucking mind bleach worthy shit. I hate it.

[@HellfireComms]

Holy shit, Pat just HAKAI'd Woolie out of existence.

[@FloyDJode]

Can confirm. Choke Jerking is next level.

[@BackwoodSpiritAnimal]

Eventually Pat's going to be depicted like an ant in some cartoons where's no body but you can see the sound lines of them talking.

[@divinityd662]

But how will Pat die for the memes if hes an immortal toilet?

[@starscreamx7]

I don't know what's better, Smol Pat telling Paige to get out while he enters the closet, or Woolie being curiously hype about next level danger fapping

[@AussieDragoon]

Castle Superbeast Starring Johnny Depp and a talking thumb

[@DragoonBoom]

From what I've heard, dying from drowning causes such an intense euphoria right before you go that victims are recovered with big goofy grins because of the blasts of serotonin you get right before you die. I assume chokejerking follows the same principle???

[@akba666]

They must make an autochoke addon for autoblow.

[@BunBoyHaru]

my favorite thing from this isnt even the conversation itself, but theres like.......3 more times throughout the podcast where one of them pauses and just goes, "hold on while i get my belt" or something like that, and it just kills me

[@RubyRoks]

Is that the fuel rod cannon sound effect from Halo 1 at the end?

[@QuietViking]

From 3

[@jackwithahat8601]

This is the best animation HAAHAHA seriously tho, the animator has a lot of talent.

[@QuietViking]

Thank you

[@MegaPieru3000]

He is very skilled.

[@WillyDeWulfe]

In which Pat manifests the power of Mr SnipSnip

[@wolfen9113]

Woolies expression when he says chokejerking, I'm cant breathe hahaha

[@isaacsussman5632]

The visual of this podcast being bradcast from a literal castle is such a good touch for the tone of these.

[@razielsdarkness]

Holy shit, the animation just enhances this conversation tenfold. Kudos to the creator!

[@Samael1113]

FTR, it is pretty great. Never gone the full Caradine, but if under-oxygenation-jerking is anything like over-oxygenation-jerking; Your entire body gets the tingles and minor tremors, and you get pretty high. I'd recommend it.

[@brittanyknits8442]

Any plans on having any merch designed by this artist?

[@Frellyouall]

"Chokejerking must be the best" on the back.

[@TealWolf26]

The roommate that walks in, then pulls the pants back up and hastily scrawls a suicide note before calling the body in.

[@brandiboo1231]

fyi this is from episode 46: chokejerk is not enough

[@obblivionkr]

I fucking love these animations. Keep’em coming.

[@LieseFury]

i can confirm it's the best

[@unversedhero6028]

Please keep making these, they are amazing.

[@MrIronWar]

Crazy talk Act 2 activates.

[@triples561]

you're Takin some risk, shit had me out 🤣

[@snark4611]

Pat's Stand: Crazy Talk, just manifested a new ability at the end there.

[@andrewdoiron7922]

This is my favorite version of Pat I've ever seen.

[@Biodeamon]

I can see patt dying of heart problems and then in a rebellion against his own body to choose his own way out he does something goofy like chokejerk

[@yanipheonu]

Wow Pat's really getting some control over 「Crazy Talk」

[@MCA5EY]

Now I want to see "N-Pass Premium" animated

[@DinosaurSatan]

*Finally* we animate the *real* question of our time!

[@ToozdaysChild]

The tired little sigh after Pat purges Woolie from this reality is so good.

[@bladeexe]

Pat's like "nope choke jerk is as far as I'm talking about get that illegal shit out of here."

[@shinji391]

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Choke-Jerk is Unbreakable.

[@goodninji8]

*Golden Jerk*

[@tychoazrephet3794]

She talks Crazy Talk, she can make Woolie a ruin.~

[@AzureVeinn]

For people wondering, its CSB #046

[@gregwilliams4926]

Holy shit that time stop animation was amazing.

[@Ogihci2]

Woolie has a shotgun. Pat has dark magic. XD

[@TotemSP2]

CSB animated: Pat Halo noises Woolie in time

[@gentlemankaiju1997]

This is a very strange episode of woolie plays naruto.

[@markhalm9889]

its their ninja way.

[@DragongodZenos]

i love the size difference between the 2 in this animation.

[@goodvillain1015]

Headline: Man chokejerks, loses pants.

[@StarkMaximum]

pat be like :

[@OwenOrsini]

old halo sfx on the fireball/timestop. Nice.

[@GundiMike]

Woolie: "Alright look-" OH NOOOOOOO

[@asillycryptid7235]

Huh, didn't know Pat could do eldritch blast.

[@megasartshack]

It isn't a superbeast animated until one of them is dead by the end of it

[@basedcringechad5640]

I can't believe that was the last castle super beast we ever got

[@EbonMaster]

Was... was that Crazy Talk Requiem!?

[@matthewcoyle4131]

I'm incredibly suprised that wasn't a King Crimson meme at the end. Luckly that was only Clone Woolie from mars and we still have real Woolie.

[@eyebrowsGreg]

Choke me in my room Let me jerrrrk till I see stars Let me feel what jerking's like Onnnn Jupiter and Mars In other woooords, ring myyyyy neck In other woooords, baby, kill me

[@ax.discord6002]

“Let’s hit the news”

[@rekkou1880]

What if chokejerking is just masochist thing? and you won't even feel it if you're not one? And what if chokejerking actually numbs the choking instead of increasing the jerking part? I mean that's probably why people died from it, they didn't stop until it's too late because they don't feel that they're dying.

[@Mev852]

So far both Remarai and Quiet Viking have removed a Woolie from existence in their animations. Coincidence?

[@SteelBallRun1890]

Goddamn Minion sized.

[@Reionder]

Ok this one is really good

[@zomryuken]

this is gold

[@bobcatbix]

Pats tiny self lmao

[@SakoresDark]

I love the idea of King Crimson being used to remove streamers' problematic comments

[@MrGregory777]

0:43 You can chokejerk with a partner

[@ichikogawolfdemon]

Pat Hakai'd Woolie, holy shit

[@heymay724]

top tier

[@Gojiro7]

Guys...im scared.......Pat's "Crazy Talk" is getting stronger 0_0.......he must be put down before its too late!!!

[@lastsaneman19]

It must be the best.