Castle Super Beast Clips: ONE GUY Ruins History

[@ActivelyVacant]

Don't be a Sephiroth and let the past you can't control define you. Be a Solid Snake and be your own person.

[@ThatChainmecha]

What if I want to be Hojo, and just fuck with everyone

[@jaykelley103]

Wise words

[@TheFranssiBrother]

Or be Kane. Learn to control the past, so you can conquer the future. PEACE THROUGH POWER

[@Ipsenscastle]

Be a Mario and wahoo

[@SuzakuX]

You could have also totally avoided the mixed metaphor by using Liquid Snake instead of Sephiroth.

[@wormmon2006]

>”You know what would be rough? Devil’s real, God’s not.” You mean Berserk?

[@Yal_Rathol]

but the idea of evil IS god. so, that's a "god's evil" scenario. "devil's real and god isn't" results in good omens, which i think is an alright scenario.

[@wadespencer3623]

Yeah, in Berserk it's even worse. God and the Devil are the same guy.

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

Devil's the good guy.

[@li-limandragon9287]

When you meet god... *TELL HIM TO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!*

[@DaSquareful]

@@wadespencer3623 but has Griffith invented a sentient species so he can then genocide them for not worshiping him?

[@jaggidfire]

"Who is they?" Woolie doesn't answer Uh oh

[@johnbuscher]

jaggidfire I could only laugh harder if Woolie had a glass of juice as Pat asked that.

[@terla2971]

A few minutes later « I’m half hitler » Uh oh

[@fluffyking94]

He literally explains himself two seconds later, are even listening? Rich people cover up sick in the head pedophiles, keep up.

[@terla2971]

COLTON DOUGHERTY yeah we know it’s a joke dude.

[@Jsay18]

Woolie is now Honorary.

[@RocRolDis]

“It’s not a religion!” *40,000 years later* “God Emperor Woolie protects...”

[@dmsnotesadventuresofthethi779]

^ This dude knows it.

[@matthewbott3726]

He understands. He’s seen the truth

[@Terramagu]

God Emperor Woolie, Light of Illumina: "If someone says 'that's wrong, that's not true', you should definitely..." Lord of Porcelain Pat, Dark Whisperer: "Burn them" Dialect on True History, Reading 25:00, circa Before Light Year 9

[@irtazaazam2573]

God Emperor Woolie and Pat the sigilite launch the great crusade to create the Imperium of Maddentown.

[@diegomedina9637]

All hail the Woolie hole of infinite truth.

[@Jay-ln1co]

"Portal of Truth, tell us your wisdom." "Jesus is the way, dreads and video games are dumb." *[portal sealed into a crate and pushed into the Woolie hole]*

[@cyberninjazero5659]

Also Punch girls suck and long hair on women is the only true path

[@johnbuscher]

CyberNinjaZero I don’t know if I can handle this reality.

[@mikeindiacharliehotelalpha2373]

This. Woolie only likes this idea so much, because he arrogantly believes it would vindicate most of his beliefs.

[@GBDupree]

Yeah Woolie hasn't thought about the consequences of it. What if it undeniably confirmed God, he would hate it because there is no longer a choice, he didn't turn away from him because rational reasons, but of petty arrogance or something. And then he would have to believe in him because he exists and Woolie is too rational to pretend he doesn't exist still. But if there is no choice then none of it even matters. Because free will is meaningless if their is only one reasonable choice. That's why it's so hard to know, so there is a choice. Imagine a world with no choices, no surprises. That'd suck for anyone.

[@Lkjhgfvf]

Question is, do ponytails count as long hair or short?

[@kevindaydreamer]

Pat said he didn't understand why people would play Dialect. But here he is, playing it

[@elijahnakumura4375]

All about how things are presented to ya

[@gregoryjoseph6883]

But did he win?

[@camendiv]

Yes, he did. Woolie is preaching a theological doctrine xD

[@johntrains1317]

Of course the little worm is

[@N00BSYBORG]

"They're not better when they're dead." Spoken like a true Hitler clone.

[@francescolombardi3438]

Mein Anger

[@Edward-Not-Elric]

Well, Hitler was sort of right there. Just not in the way he thought. Hitler wasn't better so now he is dead.

[@joebin3106]

'like' ?

[@Reaverbot7]

In this episode of Castle Super Beast we discover that Crazy Talk is fueled by Pat's hatred of truth.

[@RavenCloak13]

Robobot Well yeah, his Stand turns lies into the truth. But only if he believes those lies for those truths to come about.

[@TealWolf26]

Why else would it have such eldritch and infernal power?

[@Yal_Rathol]

stands and their abilities arise from the type of person you are, we know this because caring josuke got the healing stand while dickhead delinquent jotaro got the punch stand. so, the only way for pat to get crazy talk is if he trusts whatever the last sentence he heard is and disregards actual reality contradicting it.

[@Jackboy019]

Big Brother Pat

[@RenegadeSparks]

which is wild considering how much Pat likes Persona 4

[@nikodemossowski4621]

"I'm half-Hitler" - Woolie Madden, 2020

[@LightningZerker]

Wakka is his spirit animal.

[@thespheregridisrunonchemtrails]

"That's nuts" - Sora

[@FA-ST]

"And then you go back one MORE generation and it's Hitler!" - Pat, 2016

[@globox123456789]

"Me, I'm already half Hitlernort."

[@francescolombardi3438]

@@globox123456789 "I am the version of you before you got amnesia" "Wait..i have amnesia?"

[@lunomial3206]

"They're not better when they're dead." - Woolie "Half-Hitler" Madden, 2020

[@francescolombardi3438]

Ad( Ler

[@billhell7143]

spec ops the line is really getting to woolie

[@li-limandragon9287]

Spec Ops really came out at the right time, it really spits in the faces of Call of Duty, Battlefield and Medal of Honour.

[@megamike15]

@@li-limandragon9287 to bad it did not do anything. it could not be blazeing saddles and killed the modern fps genre.

[@Kinzokugia]

"Hey Neanderthals, if you're so smart how come you're dead?"

[@ShadowWolfRising]

Technically they didn't. Homo Sapiens absorbed them into their bloodline. Most humans (I think there are actually a handful of people who aren't, but if there is they are VERY small in number.) are descended from those who were absorbed into Homo Sapiens. Likewise there was a 3rd human species in the Pacific Islands who were also absorbed into that population.

[@Gonnluv]

Einstein was smart, and he's dead.

[@BelldandyMan]

@@ShadowWolfRising Africans who dont have mixed euro-asian ancestry don't have neanderthal genes. So most of Africa. Cuz neanderthals came from further north and it's the humans who left Africa who mixed with them.

[@seriousbusiness47]

Intelligence doesn't necessarily equate to being good at murdering other species.

[@Kinzokugia]

Guys I'm just doing Matt's bit, you're all thinking way too fucking hard.

[@zhentable]

Woolie is just staright up the emperor of mankind from 40K. "No im not a religion" Civil war starts.

[@TealWolf26]

"But if you would accept the truth you would be set free. Why do you keep fighting the truth and believe in lies. Just surrender already and life will be good. It's the truth because it's obviously the truth. Shut up, though."

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

except the Emperor hid tons on information, the nature of the Warp entities and the Chaos Gods chief among them, and really, considering the corrupting nature of that shit I don't blame him... except for not telling the Primarchs, because their ignorance of them directly led to Magnus, Fulgrim, and Lorgar's falls... and Lorgar is responsible for the rest of the Traitors turning.

[@Kidbizzaro6]

@@RipOffProductionsLLC That's why Pat the Sigilite convinced Emperor Woolie that there are some people who can't handle the truth.

[@seokkyunhong8812]

Let's give him 12 babies and take bets which one is Horus

[@LieseFury]

the minh heresy

[@Raven_Frame]

Is Woolie just the Emperor of Mankind in our timeline who's forgotten his past?

[@francescolombardi3438]

he is the Emperor's soul fragment, that of the desire for truth

[@genogamma13]

Adeptus Rebootus

[@MothmanEndured]

In today's episode, Woolie spends an hour not realizing that most people's reaction to 『THE TRUTH』 would just be "Huh, well how about that?" and moving on with their lives.

[@RavenCloak13]

Mothman Endured Sounds more like Pat needs to know that cause he’s the one going “and we should burn these people” and “we need to get Woolie for knowing the truth.”

[@cameronmills3599]

Pat thinks Dagon is running the show, Woolie thinks they've got Marty Mcflys hoverboard

[@HellecticMojo]

@@cameronmills3599 now I'm picturing Dagon trashing his office trying out sick hoverboard tricks.

[@TEL9021]

I mean, that's how I'd react to an image of a Sony PSP

[@Jsay18]

Nah, because if people knew, then other people who already knew could move in and act on the truth, and most people wouldn't care now.

[@Guciom]

Pat philosophy: complete stagnation for the sake of comfort. Woolie philosophy: forcing "evolution" on people no mater the cost. We basically have a Nurgle VS Tzeentch situation over here.

[@tbotalpha8133]

Order versus Chaos.

[@Cotonetefilmmaker]

Spiral vs anti-spiral

[@sparki9085]

Law vs Chaos

[@Jsay18]

Black and White dichotomy is big gay. You should all be disappointed.

[@francescolombardi3438]

r e m o v e c h o a s

[@thespheregridisrunonchemtrails]

A rare podcast clip where Woolie looks alive and not like he's melting

[@ChrisPoindexter98]

*(gasp)* A _great,_ *important* observation _also_ coming from an *amazing* username and pfp. 🥰

[@conked944]

He’s sitting across from the man he loves

[@whereiswill1065]

Woolie uses the Rorschach ideology, while Pat defends the Ozymandias approach.

[@lyndonmindog3537]

Will McCarthy Please explain both Im interested

[@conorfaught4033]

It’s from Watchmen: Basically there’s a dude named Ozymandias who plans on dropping a nuke in Manhattan and says that if the heroes go with the lie that some aliens do it, it will unify the human race out of fear and lead tem to a better future. Roarcach is the only hero who refuses to go with this, claiming that a they shouldn’t lie like this for the benefit of humanity

[@bigbrowski410]

Also important to note Rorschach believes this despite the literal all seeing god of Watchmen, Dr. Manhattan basically saying “if we don’t do this humans will just nuke themselves and die like pathetic losers and I can’t change humans from being stupid despite being god”. Woolie is “means justifying ends” and Pat is “ends justifying means”.

[@flaviomolina7165]

@@conorfaught4033 "nuke" dont you censor the horrible fake space squid you bastard

[@lyndonmindog3537]

Conor Faught thank you So to summarize: Ozymandias- a lie that is for the better good Roarcach- complete and utter honesty all the way alright

[@elmerserrano3705]

Pat: King of England and Aliens Woolie: PEDOS THOUGH Pat: ????

[@rommlll]

clearly he didnt listen to alex jones explaining the end of evangelion in the joe rogan experience podcast. oh right, because he doesn't listen to any other podcast other than the one he's in. it all makes sense now.

[@Superhrnet]

I thought he was gonna go down a Prince Andrew rabbit hole.

[@francescolombardi3438]

"thuh aliens?"

[@MisterAnimann]

The idea is that discovering that powerful people in our society were harboring pedophiles is as shocking as if they were working for aliens. It's just a comparison, they're not related.

[@devanmuse]

ONE GUY strikes again. Truly, he possesses a stand even greater than [Crazy Talk]

[@GELTONZ]

In Japan they call him... "That Man".

[@arthurgomes5188]

He was the "florida man" before the meme and even florida where things

[@JakeN482]

44:10 And here we have two of the greatest competing theories of history naked before us: The Great Man Theory and the Cultural Incrementalism theory. Sometimes a Great Man fucks things up, and sometimes it's just human nature playing itself out without conscious effort to control it.

[@tempheror112]

"They're not better when they're dead." You know, at least Pat's aware of how many really wierd quotes come out of his mouth. But it seems that Crazy Talk is having an imprinting effect on Woolie. Also, if it was me who you were referring to when you were talkimg about quoting out of context, I assure you I was doing it in a humorous sense.

[@Samm815]

MLK is better because he didn't have a chance to shit on his own legacy as Al Sharpton has. For example. Same with JFK who has skeletons in his closets but is now considered one of the great what-ifs of history due to Vietnam.

[@overlord165]

It's true though, life is the ultimate competition and the results are not to be taken lightly.

[@bmylyzgtsqyfw]

Someday Crazy Talk will leap off of Pat and cling to Woolie's back, forcing its curse onto him.

[@GrayD_Fox]

@@bmylyzgtsqyfwi believe Crazy Talk has gone Requiem and affects the Streamer populous

[@millionshots2epic163]

Pat is on the path of Cypher and [C O N T R O L] to keep people from destroying themselves. Woolie is literally saying he would reach for [H E A V E N] given the chance and would make everyone have to "face themselves" for the good of Humanity. This is the greatest clip ever

[@poster1233]

Woolie and Pat for Chaos and Law route villains in SMT V

[@GBDupree]

There's a reason Pucci is Woolies favorite. And no it's not because he's black, come on. (Actually it's because Woolie secretly loves Jesus and loves Pucci's devotion)

[@trevorelliott3218]

"The Gang Starts a Cult"

[@diegomedina9637]

*Woolie on his big chair* Define religion.

[@AuntBibby]

53:38 so Woolie is the Lex Luthor-type that would have finished pulling us kicking & screaming into a utopia thirty years ago if SuperPat hadn’t been halting his terrorist attacks every 2 months for the last 3 decades

[@francescolombardi3438]

the tables have turned

[@BronzeApparathus]

Pat had his turn with the language game now woolie gets his.

[@Zekana0]

Open a time portal to see the start of the universe. Someone's gonna be right and please let it not be the lovecraftians

[@Yal_Rathol]

i mean, if you opened a scrying window to the start of the universe based on what we know, you wouldn't see anything but a uniform bright orange light. the universe was opaque at the start until several million years after its creation.

[@Zekana0]

@@Yal_Rathol very possible. We might also see a giant hand creating the universe ala DC comics. Hell, we might even see a blue screen of death before we see a restart logo pop up and boom, universe.

[@Yal_Rathol]

@@Zekana0 if you mean the very instant and beginning of the big bang, based on physics, you still wouldn't see anything, because the scrying window would be inside the universe and the universe would be a singularity, so at best, the mirror would go black, at worst, you would see what a dimension looks like when folded onto itself until it fits in a grain of sand, depending on how exactly this magic mirror works. you wouldn't see any big hand or space god, because if they exist, they would be outside the singularity at that point, and until a few million years after that instant, if they are inside the universe, you still couldn't see them because every inch of the universe is on fire.

[@Boomblox5896]

@@Yal_Rathol Or maybe the Developer of The World is in dev mode and players cannot see Him.

[@rockdragon3]

Woolie "race war starts now" madden coming to terms that maybe we all have a little mustache inside us.

[@diegomedina9637]

A secret 'Stache if you will.

[@tuckinatorinator787]

As much of a piece of shit it may male me the concept of destruction for peace makes sense to me especially in a world suffering from humanity thriving because "we got to make room" and the people who live would be on the same page enduring the carnage. Humanity halts yo a standstill for a couple months and already the air is cleaner and animals are returning to parts of the world and it's just a contagious, low lethality disease.

[@sparkytepig]

Tuckinator inator It makes one wonder who the real virus is...

[@hijack7479]

If the matrix starred pat it would last about 30 seconds. Wait people didn't like this? it was fun even with the twitch chat going frantic and becoming a source of the warp.

[@kneeofjustice9619]

When Woolie and Pat have a cosmic horror discussion.

[@diegomedina9637]

Is it better or worse than the cannibalism talk from weeks ago?

[@Reyvierno]

The true purpose of Bring Me To Life is for Woolie to reincarnate himself into the perfect being. "I'm better than the past me, because the past me is dead."

[@RavenCloak13]

Rafael Jr. Literally Might Guys philosophy. “I’m constantly improving. I’m better then the me from 10 seconds ago.”

[@julioc.3158]

@@RavenCloak13 That's literally just the plot of Gurren Lagann.

[@RavenCloak13]

Julio .C I think that Might Guy speech came first but yeah same ethos.

[@Yal_Rathol]

@@RavenCloak13 possibly. there's a 7 year gap between might guy's introduction and gurren lagann coming out. do you remember which part of the series that speech happened in? i could find it then.

[@RavenCloak13]

Yal Rathol Shippudden. During the Garra retrieval part of the Akatsuki’s attack on the Hidden Village of the Sand where Guy and his team are made to fight clones of themselves and he’s using his communicator to give this speech to his students to push past themselves as the clones are only as good as they were at that moment.

[@alokinzna]

The Light of Other Days Novel by Arthur C. Clarke, Guy Abadia, and Stephen Baxter This is LITERALLY what Woolie is talking about . Discovery of wormhole technology that can be used to look into the past and how the tech completely upends the fabric of society . Everything you can think of looking at with a wormhole they ACTUALLY DO in the book . A sci fi masterpiece . Upvote for Woolie to see !

[@music79075]

How long is it?

[@alokinzna]

@@music79075 More than 100 pages . A normal sized book .

[@cjhlsdfj]

I love that Woolie starts off talking about how he hates cultist collectivism, but then couches all of his responses to "how would HE personally be affected" in greater good collectivism.

[@jartism]

All he's really arguing is if he had a magic portal that showed him the truths of the past it would be right to share them with everyone. Pretty reasonable to be fair.

[@TheSergio1021]

​@@jartism but he then immediately writes off his parents' beliefs as "lies" like a minute later. What if the portal proved those "lies" were actuallt true? I have a feeling he would be one of the people not able to handle it.

[@CappuccinoSquid]

So, if I got this straight, basically what Woolie wants as a superpower is a perfectly accurate and objective reference for the history of the world, completely divorced from propaganda and revisionism, by literally scrying the past, and being able to jack people into that sensor directly. Honestly that's a pretty noble sentiment, but like...between the wonders and horrors of history, the hopes and despairs, there's a lotta weird shit in between that just sorta happened, and we can wiki walk it back, "for want of a nail" and all that, but like...the gray is a weird place to live, I think more people than not would walk away from it going, "It's simultaneously too complicated and mundane, I don't want to think about it on these terms, I'll have an existential crisis.", kinda like writing up proofs in physics, so many factors, so few of them interesting or decisive, but they do coalesce into a truth. I think imposter syndrome would shoot up as well with free access to this power, 'cause the more you learn the more you realize how little you actually know. Fucking rabbit holes, man.

[@classyrainbowhead]

alt tiltle: 1 hour long feedback loop between pat and woolie

[@cameronmills3599]

Talking to Pat must definitely feel like that sometimes

[@adammanalo931]

I can’t believe that Woolie genuinely subscribes to the Great Man Theory of history.

[@playtoyx]

I know right

[@GoodOlChippy1]

I’m twenty five minutes in and he definitely doesn’t seem to be saying that

[@Thomazbr]

@@GoodOlChippy1 Because he says that 40 minutes in.

[@cyberninjazero5659]

@@GoodOlChippy1 44:00

[@JakeN482]

It's even more surprising that Pat doesn't while trying to argue for his own ability to control access to society-destroying truths.

[@MultiKillerofkillers]

Coming from a couple of guys that detest the idea of feathered dinosaurs, this is pretty ironic lol

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

dinosaurs had feathers. fact. feathered dinosaurs are less cool. fact.

[@li-limandragon9287]

Dinosaurs are feathered losers who look cooler as skeletons.

[@seokkyunhong8812]

@@li-limandragon9287 everyone but whales look cooler as bone

[@kirbyfanprime]

@@seokkyunhong8812 Whale skeletons are rad, though. Makes me think of Harbinger from ME.

[@nedinnis6752]

@@miguelnewmexico8641 It blows me how people think feathers can't be cool. Granted, I do like Jurassic Park style dinosaurs the most, but it's not that much of a downgrade to have feathers since I like raptor birds.

[@MantraMan2077]

05:20 So THIS is why he ended up liking Persona so much...

[@reidsimpson4213]

Pat is essentially Ozymandias, Woolie is essentially Rorschach.

[@Reust0]

Well woolie and Rorschach both find Racism funny, but for obviously different reasons

[@OneGamer2EnvyThemAll]

Alt title: Pat confirms he would gobble the blue pill.

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

no, he'd take the red pill, he'd just never offer it to anybody else.

[@li-limandragon9287]

What happens if you shallow both?

[@neet271]

If you think hard enough, this is just a conversation about MGS2

[@li-limandragon9287]

I’d say MGS3, Pat isn’t bitching to Woolie about killing seagulls and then lying about getting an abortion. God fuck Rose Jesus Christ.

[@neet271]

@@li-limandragon9287 Woolie would totally be on GW side though, as long as they promised him a jetpack

[@NapalmJustice]

My favorite thing about this podcast is how woolie and pat's perspectives become a great snapshot into our society's greatest disagreements.

[@ToTDorchet]

At the end i was thinking this is what the legion of doom meetings are like. Then someone says "I just want pants, a decent pair of pants."

[@rodney2x48]

Funny enough, this whole conversation between Woolie and Pat is straight up what’s happening in the current Justice League comics. Not even kidding: Lex Luthor goes full “universal truth” thing and goes as far as awakening the cosmic goddess that created the multiverse, and coincidentally she ALSO believes in Lex’ whole universal truth thing, which is that doom and self interest is the true essence of all living beings, good and justice is bullshit, there is no reason to worship anything and that when we all just become assholes we can become Superman level beings because fuck hope, good and justice: what matters is finding yourself through a nihilist sense of ego and doom. It’s WILD.

[@syrushbluhr]

@@rodney2x48 ok, i need more context, what is the motivation for Lex this time? How i can trust he doesnt fuck it up just to spit any solution superman would bring to him? Is just him realize that his ego, that thing that set him apart from others is too special for be the only one right and now others have to turn thier ways too?

[@MrLego3160]

Woolie: "what if i could see back in time and show everyone im right" Pat: "but what if you're wrong" Woolie: :l

[@GrayD_Fox]

“well here’s why you’re wrong”

[@TheStrxggler]

All it takes is one horrific truth to come out and mankind would fold like a house of cards.

[@RohanSpartin]

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!

[@yubarta1]

@@RDV333 jesus was actually satan

[@GoodOlChippy1]

We’ve found out a lot of horrific truths over the years and we still are trucking.

[@GoodOlChippy1]

Miselus alright I was wrong this would create mass hysteria

[@Yal_Rathol]

horrific truth? what do you think would happen if we scanned all of history and never located any jesus? what would happen when the same scan failed to find any instances of demons taking over the earth and vishnu vanquishing them? that's the two biggest religions on earth completely destroyed in a single instant, tens of millions of people out of work and billions furious about their entire life being a lie, either furious at the religions that raised them or the people who made the time-window. and that global breakdown doesn't even require a horrific truth, it just requires us to not find one or two people when looking around.

[@TruLawjick]

“I’m just saying, fire solves ALOT of problems” I think pat has been more deeply effected by his resident evil marathon than we thought.

[@FloyDJode]

My favorite Canadian based japanese-centric video games podcast

[@cdevans97]

Woolie "Minister of Truth" Madden accidently creating a religion is the funniest thing to me, it's like the Emperor of Mankind

[@ArcRay20]

a lot of what Pat was putting out at first was reminding me of how shonen stuff is written. "the bad thing happened in the past, we can make it better to make sure it doesnt happen again...but it was bad though so there is no possible way to ever ignore it, better to just double down and do more bad."

[@somenerd3515]

Woolie's expression at 22:08 to 22:10 is possibly the most 'This is my life now' I've ever seen on anyone's face before. Just total and complete acceptance of this reality as the weirdest shit, but he can't put an end to it all, so he's just rolling with it. It's great.

[@SlurgDurgler]

memes the dna of the soul

[@francescolombardi3438]

They are our will Our CULTURE!

[@ShadowWolfRising]

Woolie, Humanity is not nearly as good as you think it is.

[@doubleberger5983]

Woolie: "I believe we should confront the truths of the past and use it to move forward towards a positive future" Pat: "But what if there's a alien"

[@bigbrowski410]

Woolie for all his childhood of Jesus lies seems really into obtaining heaven.

[@RavenCloak13]

DKing Well he is just a less gay and crazy version of Father Pucci. I say less gay cause he has a wife.

[@lastprophecynews]

Jesus is real bro, You have to choose between living in faith or living in the darkness of lawlessness. Woolie just chose to live pridefully in his dogma about life, and that'll take him straight off a cliff, but hey! At least I did it my way, if only someone warned me!

[@bigbrowski410]

I’m starting to realize how ironic this whole conversation is as I start to remember how much Woolie loves Jolyne and Weather Report. Woolie “Pucci did nothing wrong” Madden might be my favorite new bit of lore.

[@Yal_Rathol]

@@lastprophecynews we could have hour long arguments about why that mindset is so hilariously wrong and stupid, even according to the bible itself, but i think i'd rather just point out that according to the catholic and certain sects of protestant belief, woolie is going to heaven regardless because he was once a christian and is thus always saved regardless of action.

[@Jackboy019]

Yohan Zeke Fuk God

[@WaketheFallen131]

“And if you were planning to shoot way off to left because you thought they’re going for the right and it turns out you were on the opposite end of that, then you can go ‘Oh shit!’” This is basically word for word what Diavolo said to Bruno when he explained King Crimson

[@patrickj994]

I'm really sad that Pat didn't challenge Woolie with "Would you be okay with it if you went back in time and it turned out God/Jesus/Whatever not science was real?" Because I really wanted to see if his opinion would flip super hard.

[@theangryfinger5795]

It's well documented that Woolie will sell us all out for a jetpack/bionic arm. Also Don t forget his new moniker The Juicey Hunter.

[@diegomedina9637]

Punch mom will be the first one to go.

[@a.hartsell6054]

They're LITERALLY describing Attack On Titan

[@li-limandragon9287]

The world in AOT could’ve been saved if Mikasa didn’t familyzone Eren and let him clap those cheeks.

[@seokkyunhong8812]

@@li-limandragon9287 oh... you don't know about timeskip Eren.

[@isaiah2696]

Pat did sing the theme song earlier

[@francescolombardi3438]

Turn into a fucking Titan, Woolie

[@Dr_Healsgood]

At the end of it all I think Woolie is essentially talking about a scientific community with unlimited funding

[@mhreborn]

Woolie is literally pulling a Pucci

[@SimplySwayze]

It’s been a while since the last time I heard ‘rev-uh-lay-uh-ton’. And now I’m sad.

[@MadhatClemens]

This week on the podcast: Phantom Thief Woolie attempts to change the heart of the public, while politician Pat Shido says that that sort of power is dangerous and users should be killed

[@mvl209]

This has by far been my favorite podcast segment. "They're not better when they're dead", Woolie is part Hitler but he's still the Woolie we all know and love, and the Church of Universal Truths. I love everything about this. No need for the POV gun, I can clearly see where each of them are coming from on this topic.

[@FrozenOver0]

I don't think Woolie's idea here would be nearly as helpful for big, philosophical questions, as he makes it out to be. Very few major things, things that change the way everyone thinks about the world, can be observed by putting this hypothetical "perfect past camera" in one particular place at one particular time. You can prove definitively that say, life came about through random chance, or a divine creation, or prove that Jesus did or did not come back to life after three days, so the basis of some religions would be either proved or disproved. But take another thing people debate about a lot, like say, abortion. Let's say the PastCam showed everyone involved in Roe V. Wade was taking bribes. That might open some debate about aspects of specific laws, and there'd be some well poisoning saying that the first people to implement such-and-such were corrupt so we shouldn't listen to anything they said, but the heart of issue, the questions of when does a life truly begin, what counts as "mercy killing" and how do these weigh against personal autonomy, would still go unanswered. Ironically, it's actually in the smaller, more mundane issues that the PastCam would be most helpful. House got robbed? We can look and see exactly who did it and when. Little Timmy said Little Billy started it? Tune the PastCam back a few hours and we'll see who's lying.

[@francescolombardi3438]

Moody Blues

[@marksbros111]

God Emperor Woolie vs Inquisitor Pat

[@IrfanFakhrianto]

that guy must be a HERO

[@kovulion7777]

People keep saying immortality is awesome, maybe people forgot what the entire point of Hell is You are immortal in Hell, but is it worth suffering forever, if you're in space floaing because the earth blew up, is immortality amazing you can't breathe in space but still alive trying to gasp for oxygen for eternity?

[@francescolombardi3438]

depends. I'd rather just ascend to heaven, and be given a window into the mortal world just to have something to watch

[@HerpDerpTheTank]

Break out the Wool-Aid, boys. He's at it again.

[@LeonStephan]

Woolie "They're not better when they're dead" Madden.

[@NeutralGuyDoubleZero]

Pat would rather live trapped in the walls getting eaten by the lies of the world, then go and see the sea confirmed.

[@cyberninjazero5659]

Pat wants so bad to be in the Illuminati. Like the HARDEST

[@matthewschoen7033]

Woolie has hit upon what is, I think, the single most frustrating thing about the human race in that if everyone could agree on one thing, that issue would cease to exist instantly and completely.

[@kreepykulture]

It's true but imagine if we didn't have opposing views and people all agreed to a bad thing. Its easy to think that if we all agreed everything would be solved but unfortunately it's not the truth

[@nedinnis6752]

Very true. Something that sort of touched on this topic was Char's Counterattack, where Char and Amuro both psychically saw each other's thoughts and perspectives. They kept fighting anyway because while they agreed on basic facts, they couldn't agree on a solution. Amuro doesn't want humanity to be wiped out on Earth, as he still believes people can change, and Char doesn't want humanity to ruin Earth anymore. The truth didn't change who they were or what they fundamentally believed.

[@syrushbluhr]

You know what woolie? I bet if you get with a time-space window to see anything from the past, and not in a criptic way, you still have to deal with intrepretations about origin and motives behind people reasons. And then it not gonna be easy to decide which ones are worthy to understand the truth, worst than a zombie infection, a bunch of millions would do the opposite of what you expect to happen.

[@0rriAndroid]

Jim Carrey in Liar Liar would be the Messiah of Woolie's cult. There should've been a deleted scene where he just starts listing off conspiracy theories. "Kennedy was killed by the gooooovvv-Oswald. Alright that's one now for the aliens in Area 51...wait..."

[@MantraMan2077]

I think it operates on the basis that he has to KNOW what he is saying is a lie. Which means he has to believe it to be true to not be effected by the curse. That also adds another layer of depth to his admission of being a bad father. Because it's something he whole heartedly believes, but has refused to confront up to that point.

[@0rriAndroid]

That movie is so fucking good

[@StabbingDeadMonkey]

The Liar Liar curse would just make him say "I don't know who killed Kennedy" because that wouldn't be a lie

[@Samael1113]

There is actually a decent case for JFK being killed by the government. The most plausible non-Oswald theory running, based on a thorough examination of the available evidence in the 90s, is that after Oswald popped off those 2 rounds, the Secret Service (a government organization) all went on alert drawing guns, while the driver of Kennedy's vehicle hit the gas or stopped suddenly causing the car to lurch and the SS agent next to JFK in the car to jerk, accidentally hitting the trigger and popping Kennedy in the head. Meaning the government would have killed Kennedy, but not Conspiratorially. It would make sense why the full records remain private even 60 years after the incident, particularly if it was truly as simple as "Oswald shot him". Honestly, whether alive or dead, who wants that on their record, or to put that onus on a person publicly? It would destroy a man's livelihood for no purpose and possibly make a pariah of him. I certainly wouldn't want to walk in to a public place and hear "HEY! AREN'T YOU THE GUY THAT KILLED JFK?" all the time. And keep in mind I say plausible, not certainly 100% true.

[@objectionjustice2355]

Woolie literally throwing away his humanity for baby eating

[@macguyverbond7480]

Woolie’s power idea was literally an Orson Scott Card novel about the ‘Truth’ about Colombus’ discovery of the Americas.

[@wormmon2006]

Honestly, I saw the title of this clip and thought they were going to start talking about Nasu and Fate.

[@alephnole7009]

Woolie wishes to reach the ROOT.

[@francescolombardi3438]

Woolie uses the True Magic to reveal the past before our very eyes

[@CoconutOctopus]

Woolie is straight up just Pucci

[@diegomedina9637]

What's wrong Woolie? Why do you want to reset the universe? *Woolie then remember his stolen Gameboy*

[@profeseurchemical]

@@diegomedina9637 smashed hulk doll

[@francescolombardi3438]

@@diegomedina9637 *remembers the time they defamed his beloved Gameboy*

[@diegomedina9637]

@@francescolombardi3438 Now we need a Pucci edit from that panel.

[@xbb1024]

Woolie will now announce his kickstarter to build the Universal Truth Database Holy Codex

[@AreWeLearningYet77]

Pat and Woolie discuss the ending to Deus Ex: Human Revolution

[@Superhrnet]

I feel like Woolie would be at home in the French Revolution. Where there are actually muskets.

[@corystarkiller]

Woolie underestimates the pettiness of people. We would rip each other apart over nothing. We wouldn't even get to the big or important truths. It would all be about "Does X person still love me?", "Did you actually cheat on Y day?", and no one would get to the "Does God exist?" questions.

[@TheSergio1021]

I just wonder if Woolie would be willing to be that person to see "the error of their ways". Would he be willing to say his parents were right all along for example? Nah who are we kidding. He'd rationalize his own statement of "I grew up with lies" even if the portal proved they were truth.

[@TheKidNobodyNotices]

jermaOneGuy transcends channels

[@MeatGuyJ]

Just like Grand Dad.

[@Brave_SJ]

Oh my God why did he ban pot? >Chat said weed is bad for you ONE GUY

[@KnightsDisillusion]

This is still my favourite talk in any Castle Super Beast podcast.

[@KeroKaminaX]

Woolie: CHAOS Pat: LAW

[@RavenCloak13]

KeroKaminaX Woolie sounds more neutral cause he just wants to know and anyone who wants to know can come along. Not to mention wasn’t the neutral path literally to know the truth and dealing with it but not forcing others to know it but still putting the knowledge out there?

[@Miguel206._]

For a second I thought Pat said God's sperm was The Flood from Halo

[@richnolan2744]

Just putting it out there woolies stand is called [Through Glass]

[@SoaringLettuce]

Stone Sour?

[@richnolan2744]

@@SoaringLettuce yah

[@bobsapdagger]

An idealist argues a cynic and an indifferent dude watches and thinks "Fuck it, show me the cosmic horrors and spiral all of humanity into a crisis of identity, faith, and reality; it will be funny."

[@tychoazrephet3794]

In this episode of the podcast, Woolie literally becomes Rorschach.

[@li-limandragon9287]

Who doesn’t want to be Rorschach?

[@priceyyeti4058]

@@li-limandragon9287 Anyone who realizes he hates everyone and everything that doesn't agree with him personifying objectivist viewpoints and all of their destructive nature?

[@li-limandragon9287]

@@priceyyeti4058 But you don't understand, *I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!* Rorschach all day, everyday.

[@li-limandragon9287]

@@priceyyeti4058 But you don't understand... *I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!*

[@UrobourosZero]

This whole discussion is what made me add this particular episode to my favourites and then replay it as soon as it finished. I fucking love this whole ass episode, fucking great and thank you for putting it all up. Keep up the great work, much love.

[@JulesJuno737]

"They're protecting rich people and doing Tuskegee experiments on people" "Whaaaa?" Woolie had The Discussions growing up, he's not complacent but he's not surprised...aliens might be less scary..

[@echoesamalie]

Can't believe woolie is already half Hitler

[@ElijsDima]

The top half or the bottom half?

[@echoesamalie]

@@ElijsDima we never see his bottom half on these episodes 🤔

[@mitchgosser2802]

THAT'S NUTS

[@ImperfectWeapons]

1. With creatures too simple to have morality, the only metric you can use to measure who's "superior" is their ability to survive. In this case, yes, they aren't better if they're dead. No matter their stats, the Neanderthals were a demonstrably inferior build. 2. Perception necessitates a perspective, which in turn necessitates a limited framing device. A magical history camera is still limited by the user's abilities to percieve things, so access to effectively infinite information would only give each user the ammo needed to sufficiently inform whatever perspective they wanted. This would cause a spiral into postmodern chaos where a cohesive narrative was virtually impossible. See: the internet. 3. If Woolie was in a Lovecraft story, he wouldn't be the protag. For reasons.

[@AshkanKiani]

I'd like to let you know that I agree with your radical honesty perspective woolie.

[@saynotop2w]

Pat is crazy, Woolie is crazy, I'm crazy, you're crazy, the nice neighborhood granny is crazy, that day old baby is crazy, everyone is crazy.

[@Drdarktouch2]

Then who's flying the plane?

[@wanderer1636]

Bro unless you tell people you can only see the past of the area you're in that superpower is a one-way ticket to getting to the top of a whole lot of "to be assassinated" lists.

[@pathfindersavant3988]

I am reminded about a fun short story that was made in a round by the writers of Weird Tales. Basically, they had a story premise, and had each writer take turns writing chapters. The difference in perspective between Woolie and Pat reminds me STRONGLY of the contrast that happened when they transitioned from the Lovecraft chapter to the Robert E Howard chapter. Also, so many great moments in this Pat: "Eat the babies to be Immortal!" Woolie: "No thanks, I don't want to." Pat: "No, you know know which means YOU HAVE TO!" Ah, nothing like some good ol'fashioned mind goblins Also, Woolie getting really nervous about his Church Of The Universal Truths saying its not a religion despite him standing up and preaching from a pulpit with his Chemical Pope Hat on and trying to denounce feathered dinosaurs as "Non-Canon Truths". Actually, its interesting how Woolie is talking about finding the "right truths" but seems to flatout deny even entertaining the notions of any cosmic truths that would deny his seemingly already preconcieved notions of what the truth must be. I guess you can take the Woolie out of church, but you can't take the church out of woolie

[@hyper-thermal]

I would be worried, but the tiny, stinky leprechaun man is probably too small to even get close to harming a baby.

[@werewolf873]

The truth isn't actually as important as woolie might believe. And knowing the truth isn't necessarily a moral good. What's important is how one expresses their beliefs, true or no. For example, even if someone believed that the earth is an egg laid by a cosmic chicken if the result of that belief is that they cooked free scrambled eggs for poor and homeless people, then telling the egg worshipers the truth could result in the homeless going hungry.

[@ObsidianRaiderthe1st]

I’d be ok with woolie as the emperor of mankind

[@saynotop2w]

He'll destroy Funcos at least.