Cathy Mitchell likes turkey

COOKIZZA

[@ShogunDaitokuji]

The endless stream of groans, commentary, and repeating of "no" from this guy is priceless.

[@TheCoreyHodges]

“Wow! A lot of improvements here, Cathy!” “And a lot of calories.”

[@matthewbowen5841]

I don't know how many thousands of times I've watched this and grilled chicken smoothie over the last decade. So many times my brain automatically quotes both regularly. Please don't ever let them disappear from the internet.

[@iluvbluecookies97]

Two of the most underrated YTPs of all time tbh

[@nicholaszhuravlyov1627]

Joe, this is a... This is a... I have no idea what this is.

[@Yumifreak3]

It's a COOKIZZA!!

[@CJODell12]

@@Yumifreak3 Are you finally gonna feed me?

[@ecudude27858]

More toppings!

[@timothyc8377]

Greasy!

[@Skorpio420]

Oh, look at that! Oooooooooohhhhhhaa...

[@user-ed4fv9nd3b]

I think that steak is ready. 😉

[@StephenMountenayHenhawke]

"You'd put this steak up against Grandma Farago?"

[@danmariemakeup]

I am dying. This is amazing and does not have nearly enough views

[@gwilson4390]

Have you been holding something back from me? Like dessert? Well I have some very special turkey

[@newfoundrooski]

Don Wilson I call it a "Cookizza"!

[@jfrey1]

This is awesome cause it's like an infomercial hosted by people who are mentally ill. Thank you for creating it. It made my day.

[@tang2848]

yeah but no one is watching in 2019 and i just found out about this and it's great

[@plussizedmagician3890]

I can't stop going back and hearing him say "more toppings!"

[@SometimesCreator]

MOAR TAHPPINGZ!!!!

[@CJODell12]

@@SometimesCreator "Are you finally gonna feed me?"

[@VideoGameDude20]

''These are the party stuff coconut, RIIIIIIIIIIIIgggghhhttt........''

[@preludepatrick]

COOKIZZA! COO-KEET-SA!

[@JWLJN]

I wanted this to never end.

[@roguehk]

:05 - "ad did did, ad did day day." Fucking hilarious.

[@butteryfistful2426]

Dogaroo, wherever you are in life I hope you are doing well. This and the magic bullet poop are legendary. Cheers.

[@grasstoucher42069]

just calling everything by the wrong name was the funniest thing about this cooking experience

[@preludepatrick]

C O O K I Z Z A! MORE TOPPINGS!

[@pr00de]

BWONGGGGG

[@BiggDogg25100]

This is a... this is a...I don't know what this is. lol

[@sacklunch3737]

I re-visit this regularly.

[@tuldude3442]

Same here, this YTP always cheers me up.

[@butteryfistful2426]

Same

[@tomturboswaggings]

same

[@Rcarhar]

0:47 "Jesus!"

[@Medli]

this video has become such a legend among my friends.

[@elliemenzel7939]

Oh I'm crying and I can't breathe! That's how funny that was!!!

[@elliemenzel7939]

I'm still dyin!

[@paulhogan8958]

I heard this was nominated for the "best editing" category at Cannes the year it premiered. Not sure if it win but it sure deserved it!

[@geoffreyprecht2410]

1:29 "When you get home from work, I hear you're a bit of a party animal. Well, I've got some very special party stuff. Rolling, burning, watching..." Nice editing job there, Dogaroo! Props to you!

[@notamacuser6353]

Hello there

[@VideoGameDude20]

Spaghetti-filled candy bars anyone ?!

[@Saturos02]

- Mmph! - Is that good? - Nope - And remember, that's turkey ... - So it's almost, you know ... steak? God damn it

[@1shimmyshimmyshimmy1]

COOKIZZA

[@newfoundrooski]

oneeyedbitch I call it a "Cookizza"!

[@newfoundrooski]

4:57-5:03

[@kerislee]

id buy this on pay per view

[@buixrule]

That "more toppings" at the end was absolute perfection. 😂

[@TheBeastofTrinity]

These ytps are everything. Lmmfao

[@bradleyscarton3931]

Pizza. Pepperoni pizza. A personal pizza. Pizza pizza pepperoni pizza.

[@nathanjennings3804]

These are even funnier when you use the 2x faster option. Lol

[@justins2559]

"I think that was some turkey."

[@theslayerboyRED]

Justin Swofford kzbin.info/www/bejne/opSmlYt9q9Fll5o

[@ecudude27858]

My favorite part is the little nopes

[@taylordiclemente5163]

When you're at a party, there's nothing worse than cold d'odderd derbs.

[@InfernoProductions96]

It's been a long time since I laughed this hard. I am completely serious.

[@rabapab23]

Are you ready for some candy bar filled spaghetti? LOL

[@cehin]

This was the best one yet! I kept laughing until I couldn't breathe. A++

[@dyr234]

So ready the cokizza so ready the cokizza *repeats* xD xD

[@Anochrist]

this is just the greatest. Thankyou

[@ecudude27858]

This video had me crying laughing this was amazing and I need everyone I've ever known to watch it right now lmaoooo

[@Daniel-wv7lj]

I think of this about once a year and fuxking catch muscle cramps from laughing so hard 🤣🤣😭😭😭

[@butteryfistful2426]

Still watching in 2024

[@DaisyPusher]

I'm in pain from laughing

[@WhatInTheHellO]

i love this

[@JonnieStarbase]

COOKIEZZA!!!!!!

[@winrarbenoit6822]

one of the best

[@LiterallyHenry]

C O O K I Z Z A

[@KatastroficK0la]

"I'll put your dad right into the machine". I died so hard at that! 😂🤣☠️

[@VideoGameDude20]

MAKE MOAR !!!

[@lungse.2565]

MORE TOPPINGS

[@MrsPuff-ll8oi]

Nine dollars for THIS?!

[@drbannerphd8323]

I love your work. So much better than constant ear rape poops with overused memes. Please do more and I'll give you a taste of fesh.

[@BTTFandBillyMaysFan]

This video is one of the funniest KZbin Poop-like videos i've ever seen on KZbin!!! LMFAO XD

[@speedyspooley]

I laughed my ass off....great job!

[@user-ed4fv9nd3b]

Cathy: "I think that steak's ready. Pop it right in." Joe: "Ohhhhhhhhhhh!"

[@musclesforsupes]

Ooohhhhh I think that was some caramelllllllllll

[@slowburnVv]

Brought to you by the turkey advisory board! lol

[@Awgez24]

Quality videos, keep making them!

[@pelicanphuucker4life]

200 minutes for a high calorie, greasy mushroom pizza IS impressive.

[@alexcalas6726]

love this. Lol

[@roguehk]

...Now, are you ready for some...Jeeeesus... Comedy gold at 48 seconds in.

[@newfoundrooski]

K West candy bar-filled spaghetti

[@Amberlynn_Reid]

There is no finer vintage of YTP.

[@WinAFreeAppleIPod]

I have been blurting out "8 o'clock" like an autistic idiot in reply to people for a decade thanks to this video

[@plussizedmagician3890]

More toppings!

[@MotownConnoisseur30]

This is a... This. Is. A.... I don't know what this is!

[@Corkoth55]

I call it a cüquitza!

[@shashagirl11]

Hahaha!! 😄😄😄 This was crazy!! I loved it!

[@yillow1]

You should be up there with DurhamRockerZ and OrpheusFTW. All your vids are great.

[@slowburnVv]

Oatmeal-chocolate chip turkey meatballs... Rofl!

[@jonavene12]

Joe cathy joe cathy

[@scottemiller8095]

Tim and Eric beat us all to it, but I still cant get enough.

[@Zolega89]

I love turkey

[@moniquerodriguez3976]

cookiza!! lol

[@luke1221]

4:34 - Joe Farago's sugar rush ensues!

[@jeabou]

Why do I find this so damn funny??

[@mayonnaiseeee]

oatmeal chocolate chip turkey is my fav too

[@TescoVee]

crab stuffed chocolate cake!

[@plussizedmagician3890]

Does anyone know what she's actually talking about when she says "I have no idea what this is"

[@tiff4053]

Plus Sized Magician when she puts the chocolate into the cake mix she has no idea what flavor the chocolate is. Which by the end of it we see it’s caramel.

[@bdh70]

Now, it's going to be greasy...

[@michaelberger5549]

Who you callin' Turkey?

[@dasreflex]

Michael Berger From the cowboy boot

[@morsebulb]

Joe Kathy Joe Kathy

[@redryan20000]

Look at that!

[@tonycuellarsolis5345]

2009.

[@CrazyCouponingwithEric]

What's up with "TURKEY???" 😂

[@JonesDylan874]

0:18 MORE TOPPINGS

[@Zolega89]

You like peppers?

[@shannonoreilly4695]

This is hilarious. It always annoyed me that she calls the cookie a “cookizza” when it’s just a big cookie... she doesn’t dress it like a pizza or make it look like one, she just plops a scoop of ice cream on it. How does that make it a cookie pizza? Explain yourself, Cathy.

[@matthewbowen5841]

Yum... nice big... pile 'a... turkey.

[@alexcalas6726]

LMFAO

[@Fajowski50]

More toppings

[@dominiccantando]

3:14 - 3:15 funny as heck

[@hakeem34olajuwon25]

3:12 , hahaha, ............"no"

[@brandonmartinez1662]

m o r e t o p p i n g s

[@TheWingman43]

nothing worse than code doder derbvs

[@timothyc8377]

1:45

[@PunkHooker3005]

To passando mal,igual ao Mustefaga XD

[@tuldude3442]

So its almost, you know, *STEAK* ???

[@Mohlheavy]

Oatmeal, chocolate chip, turkey...

[@nonnegotiable2777]

3:15