Have you ever heard a 4 year old try to explain their dream to you? Yeah that is what this sounds like. The plot sounds so confusing?
@vinsueringamer23885 жыл бұрын
InkDragon as a person who watched it by obligation, it was confusing even while watching it. 0/10 I hated the entire experience.
@hanthonyc5 жыл бұрын
I promise thats part of the appeal of the actual musical
@justyumi44105 жыл бұрын
*cue Have you ever had a dream like this kid*
@undead-p5 жыл бұрын
Cats never had a concrete plot because it took a firm backseat to the visual and musical experience. “A bunch of cats introduce themselves and each other, have what’s strongly implied to be an orgy, then choose a sacrifice” works great as a concept for a stage musical with little to no unsung dialogue because you’re too busy watching the choreography to care about the story, not so much for a Hollywood movie.
@PalitoSelvatico5 жыл бұрын
Based on poems from a book, the cats present themselves and tell their story and remember the past, hoping to be chosen to be reborn at the end of the night. There you go not that hard.
@NA-yx4wc5 жыл бұрын
Cats is not a musical with a story so it’s a bad candidate for a movie. You don’t go see it for that, you see it for the amazing acrobatics and singing and character of it.
@aristosachaion_5 жыл бұрын
Which this doesn't excel at
@NA-yx4wc5 жыл бұрын
Josh R yeah. I’d say like, the music was OK, and it was at least kind fun to watch, but that’s it.
@PalitoSelvatico5 жыл бұрын
Isnt the movie like a recreation of the songs but with more effects and visuals? Like "cats would look like this if the stage could be changed for every song" or whatever
@EmotionsNeverLie5 жыл бұрын
@@PalitoSelvatico honestly if they had just opted for costumes instead of terrifying CGI, the movie probably would've looked great. I've never seen the musical in person so I don't know how it compares, but the dance sequences were pretty good and we're actually fun to watch once you got over the horrific skin suits.
@alanivar27524 жыл бұрын
found the furry
@nahimgood85465 жыл бұрын
cats is a movie that exists. Correction: cats is a movie that shouldn’t exist
@candicoated20015 жыл бұрын
Gibbayyyy
@igatosis96095 жыл бұрын
You are not gibby
@Evelyn_onfire5 жыл бұрын
I am Gibby except I liked it
@_V.Va_5 жыл бұрын
@@Evelyn_onfire Shit taste.
@colingznetwork7815 жыл бұрын
I am Gibby both would be valid
@melofelo44845 жыл бұрын
Cats is a musical that’s not meant to be an engaging story, it’s meant to be a spectacle show. Spectacle shows don’t make good movies. What a waste of resources.
@LunaWitcher5 жыл бұрын
Money laundering
@Its_Asteria4 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I think they were trying to jump on the realistic CGI train with Disney because Disney was making big bucks off nostalgia even if the remakes sucked.
@elafimilo81994 жыл бұрын
People got paid 👍 I'm happy
@Soroboruo3 жыл бұрын
Apparently the director is also someone who hates musicals who keeps being given famous stage musicals to adapt.
@emanuelepolloni40023 жыл бұрын
@@Soroboruo The director is the same guy that made Les Miserables 2012, a famous adaptation of a famous musical. The problem here is that, instead of working alongside the guys that made it like he did with Les Miserables, he choose to do it by himself, using a newly invented technology that wasn't even tested instead of costumes and motion capture, and overworked the animators and even mistreated them repeatedly because he had no idea how animation works
@lilyz56965 жыл бұрын
“Theater kids don’t even get it” is the best review of Cats I’ve ever heard
@lckaboom68105 жыл бұрын
It’s fascinating to me that actual people created this movie. Like, *nobody* stopped and thought, “hey, we might go to hell for doing this?”
@michaelstrong53835 жыл бұрын
I'd love to be a fly on the wall on how the meeting to make this film was like.
@Queen_Olivene5 жыл бұрын
Your scientists were too caught up with whether or not they could to be asking if they should
@lookatthepicture41075 жыл бұрын
Hell doesn't exist, because heaven doesn't exist... because does not exist! How I do know this? Bwcause If God exist then explain how He allow this movie to be made...
@guilhermehank49385 жыл бұрын
just look at the picture free will
@sweetmelon32965 жыл бұрын
“You’ll go to hell before you die”
@VOLAIRE5 жыл бұрын
Good news is that there is an alternate universe where this movie was never made
@adamhenry67935 жыл бұрын
Nice font!
@lotl49585 жыл бұрын
Too bad we dont have D4C
@makotoplush97765 жыл бұрын
Take me there please!
@karleedavis26655 жыл бұрын
I wish I lived in that universe
@missatjkm21685 жыл бұрын
And the bad news is that we are in this other universe.
@christinash53335 жыл бұрын
People be like "what's cats even about???" but I don't even think the people who made cats know what it's about
@drakeconsumerofsoulsandche57615 жыл бұрын
Lsd. Lots and lots of lsd.
@brennanruiz18035 жыл бұрын
Cats was the original jukebox musical, except they didn’t even have music, just lyrics.
@Fandom_Junkie5 жыл бұрын
What drugs was Andrew Lloyd Weber on when he wrote it?
@brennanruiz18035 жыл бұрын
Mac mcskullface And what is a poem if not a song without music? Otherwise known as lyrics.
@K.Marie1195 жыл бұрын
@Mac mcskullface Yeah, just a bunch of poems by T.S. Elliott. I had the book as a kid.
@theultimateusukfan5 жыл бұрын
as a fan of the CATS stage musical...i am actually disapointed they DIDNT add a better plot to this movie adaptation! i would have liked a huge change for once considering the source material, but this one time hollywood didnt make any major changes....it's baffling!
@guppti-tamberooly-jooortel14225 жыл бұрын
Yeah! What they did with Macavity was just weird. You right
@theultimateusukfan5 жыл бұрын
@@guppti-tamberooly-jooortel1422 the fact the only change they made was macavity kidnapping lots of cats and not just old Deuteronomy AND the fact macavity wants to be chosen to be reborn for no reason....ugh no thanks
@guppti-tamberooly-jooortel14225 жыл бұрын
@@theultimateusukfan ya they tried to hard. Macavity in the original was like flaming rabies. They could have done better. You right
@byakuyatogami29055 жыл бұрын
There were a few changes I didn't like. They did the Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer weird and I feel like some relationships people liked in the stage show weren't present there.
@guppti-tamberooly-jooortel14225 жыл бұрын
@@byakuyatogami2905 See I thought mungojerrie and rumpleteaser were done one of the best, but that's just cause I'm a huge fan of the original version. However your right that most of the relationships were absent. They didn't really feel like a communiny in a way.
@ShadowRubberDuck5 жыл бұрын
I only hope Jason Derulo says “Jason Derulo” and then leaves in the movie
@therevelistmovement46834 жыл бұрын
And leaves Jordan Sparks. I need THAT to happen. Edit: It did. I'm thrilled.
@Account_Not_Applicable5 жыл бұрын
Also, this movie was originally gonna be animated, and seeing the concept art, it looked like it would've been a true visual spectacle--which is what CATS is, it's a spectacle--but no, Skinwalker abominations is a way better idea
@gunja5565 жыл бұрын
with enough cocaine and femboys anythings a good idea
@manbat11685 жыл бұрын
@@gunja556 I can agree, most of my bad decisions have came from femboys
@gunja5565 жыл бұрын
@ghostly hopefully, or make cats 2
@tommasocaroppo40425 жыл бұрын
CATS Wars: Rise of Skynwalker
@meghan______6695 жыл бұрын
I looked up the concept art, and I felt legitimate sadness. It would have been so good
@littlereaper33275 жыл бұрын
He acts like the internet didn’t already hate the movie before it came out.
@koatam5 жыл бұрын
I have never met a single person in my life that liked Cats
@Eggo23415 жыл бұрын
69th like
@theLisRe4L5 жыл бұрын
@@koatam I did liked Cats........ The Musical
@fuckinghelenlikewhatthehel26295 жыл бұрын
The Broadway Musical is really the only valid version of it
@minaisfab175 жыл бұрын
My sister loves the musical 🤷
@leoc.75145 жыл бұрын
"CATS is a movie that exists". Yeah, you summarize very well the first problem of the movie.
@forgdeer4 жыл бұрын
truth
@crwth0013 жыл бұрын
truth
@niknak01413 жыл бұрын
Truth
@boote4703 жыл бұрын
truth
@katiehansord3 жыл бұрын
Truth
@Loungemermaid5 жыл бұрын
Making a CATS movie is about like trying to find a plot in cirque de soleil. You can’t. It’s all about the spectacle, and this time the spectacle is hell and screaming and nightmares and death
@justinharvey73984 жыл бұрын
Actually, most Cirque shows have more of a plot than Cats does.
@LightCrib25 жыл бұрын
I wish they made a movie adaptation of Shrek: The Musical
@ChangedMyNameFinally695 жыл бұрын
Schafrillas is typing...
@superheroes10144 жыл бұрын
That literally would just be shrek
@olivore2244 жыл бұрын
they did its called shrek
@jch84984 жыл бұрын
wait... like live action shrek? my nightmares might be coming true
@farzana_shampa4 жыл бұрын
@@superheroes1014 thats the joke!
@mp58825 жыл бұрын
Lol they’re sending out a new version to theaters with “improved visual effects” They’re literally releasing a patch update for a movie, wtf
@murciadoxial80565 жыл бұрын
considering that in the version for critics judy dench digital makeup vanishes mid scene and never comes back... I think it was necessary
@timothyhammons69135 жыл бұрын
I watched it with the patch and..... it's still incredibly bad. Dench's hands are still there, wedding ring and all. All of it still looks like a bad Snapchat filter.
@sansdr.philpillow93474 жыл бұрын
I guess they are trying to pull off a Sonic and get points from the internet.
@Its_Asteria4 жыл бұрын
@@sansdr.philpillow9347 pretty much. Only difference is sonic wasn't released yet so they took the time to fix it before showing it. Thats what justified sonic's changes
@stephven745 жыл бұрын
I wasn’t expecting the beginning of cats to be schafrillas giving a critical review of cats while driving down a dark and lonely road
@theinimitablejora5225 жыл бұрын
Yes indeed, the only one that he has ever known. Doesn't know where it goes, but it's only him and he walks alone.
@ge7895 жыл бұрын
Coolest Idiot That ever memed William was with him, but I don’t blame you for not noticing it because his name wasn’t in the title.
@theinimitablejora5225 жыл бұрын
@@ge789 r/woosh
@cornonthekobi5 жыл бұрын
@@theinimitablejora522 no u he was joking
@sarina36075 жыл бұрын
@@theinimitablejora522 ba dum, ba dummmmm, ba dummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
@KlausWulfenbach5 жыл бұрын
As someone who was a fan of the poetry the musical is based on before I ever saw the musical... Cats is a fantastically goofy experience that maybe should have taken the poems less literally. It's kind of like making a musical based on Leaves of Grass.
@Stinker06105 жыл бұрын
*blades of grass
@ryanrenn48155 жыл бұрын
@@Stinker0610 oh, it's actually Leaves of Grass! they're talking about the Walt Whitman book of poetry, not just grass in general, lol
@azirul93115 жыл бұрын
@@Stinker0610 I'm sure you've seen the comment above me,so let me just put this quote right here... "Do your research before you try to fix something"
@Moonstar795 жыл бұрын
Watching the trailer: *Oh, this is like a furry version of Leap.* Watching the movie: *Oh, this is like a furry version of Hell.*
@Corviidei5 жыл бұрын
So, just hell?
@paint-and-uwus5 жыл бұрын
Let's be real here, even furries are terrified of this god awful looking movie
@ChangedMyNameFinally695 жыл бұрын
@@cn2673 Y
@hmm2794 жыл бұрын
@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 because of furry fetish
@krisdoesart96434 жыл бұрын
Furry here, I absolutely fucking hate what this movie looks like
@davidvargas71655 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: the movie is unfinished. No... Not kidding; Tom Hooper (director) admitted to being done with the film THE MORNING OF THE PREMIER! Also, those human hands aren't supposed to be there, they're supposed to be paws. A new version of the film is being made and sent to theatres right now.
@poweroffriendship2.05 жыл бұрын
I guess it make sense why Universal needs to be updated like Sonic.
@jackmcminn67765 жыл бұрын
But I don't see how that would save it?
@davidvargas71655 жыл бұрын
@@jackmcminn6776 yeah... Me neither
@evanlight6715 жыл бұрын
Just let it die. I don’t want to see CATS again nor hear it. I swear last week all the posters just had CATS on it. Luckily a trailer wasn’t shown on the screen
@Jalor2185 жыл бұрын
Movies with post-release patches. What's next, movies with day 1 DLC?
@jackdanielsinthelionsden18875 жыл бұрын
Imagine in the distant future post-human archaeologists find Cats (2019) and have only that to guess what humans might have been like.
@pptemplar58405 жыл бұрын
I'd be pretty happy If they find MCU movies and think they're historical reenactments.
@meaninglesscommenter84575 жыл бұрын
Jack Daniel's in the lion's den before that can happen, we’ll all die because of global warming
@martmine46185 жыл бұрын
@@meaninglesscommenter8457 that's why it's "post" human future
@thehermit86185 жыл бұрын
They see our well-preserved bones, then the movie and are like: oh i get it, they looked like THIS!!
@coldfrost35 жыл бұрын
@@alebree6983 who's fetish tho nobody likes this
@doelroarpa34895 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine James doesn't normally have a cross In his car but he put it up to wash away the evil of cats
@YoumuHoover5 жыл бұрын
It exist to fuel your nightmares
@Overused_Toothbrush5 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes
@hoaisleym5 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, my monthly load of Nightmare Fuel
@Mayonnaise-m8h5 жыл бұрын
So *that's* what Cats is about!
@basedbattledroid35075 жыл бұрын
I'm not even phased by the designs in the movie, my nightmares are far more bizarre and far more terrifying, too bad I can't remember any of them when I wake up, I only remember they were bad.
@vannah_045 жыл бұрын
666th like. Your welcome :))))))))
@jpyanity4435 жыл бұрын
Listening to this without having seen the movie or the musical feels like listening to your two stoned roommates making up a story about some stray cats they saw in an ally
@catherineecatherine3 жыл бұрын
HAHSHDHDHHD
@cureableOptimist5 жыл бұрын
still bummed that the 2d version with art direction from the kung fu panda animator got scrapped. i don’t like cats but the concept art was really beautiful and if it had pretty animation it could make up for being nothing.
@geohiekim87055 жыл бұрын
it could have at least been a proper visual representation of good drugs. this cats is like lsd but gone bad.
@randomtraveler41493 жыл бұрын
Honestly, from the concept art, that could have made a killer short film. CATS is like Fanatsia. It's meant to be a visual and auditory spectacle. A short film made from that original 2D art would be amazing. Or, they did the soundtrack of CATS except each song was a cover, and it's all animated in that original 2D style. That'd be really neat. Like a series of short animated songs.
@jorge03585 жыл бұрын
This movie makes Cat In The Hat look like a masterpiece.
@westhepest5 жыл бұрын
What do you mean? Cat in the Hat was always a masterpiece
@westhepest5 жыл бұрын
@@Healeon I know lol
@blackadder55175 жыл бұрын
Comparing this abomination to the absolute kino that is the Cat in the Hat movie is a sin.
@davidc.5 жыл бұрын
@@Healeon That's what made it so good
@CaptainArthanos5 жыл бұрын
@@westhepest 69th like 😎😎👌🏼
@poweroffriendship2.05 жыл бұрын
*_And let's not forget the fact that one of the members of Team America got assaulted by one of the casts of CATS musical._*
@officepenguin30005 жыл бұрын
Sad but that's absolutely true.
@packoradical25385 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ, that’s disgusting.
@BroZilla-vh3tu5 жыл бұрын
“I was raped by Mr Mistoffolees”
@monikaradzaj74075 жыл бұрын
Wait, a cast member from this movie or the actual musical?
@Papabandana5 жыл бұрын
@@monikaradzaj7407 The actual musical
@ventos20115 жыл бұрын
What's worse than make a movie about cats ?.... A movie about emojis
@bertimusprime79005 жыл бұрын
The emoji movie is still worse.
@nickv.35735 жыл бұрын
@@bertimusprime7900 at least it wasnt boring
@undercovercrazy84555 жыл бұрын
@@nickv.3573 The emoji movie was extremely boring and unfunny dont give it more credit than it deserves it wasn't even so bad it was good it was just a boring movie length advertisment
@nickv.35735 жыл бұрын
@@undercovercrazy8455 at the end of the day its like comparing dog shit to cat shit
@michaelstrong53835 жыл бұрын
Cats is an insult to the eyes while The Emoji Movie is a huge insult in general.
@aparanoidandroid06435 жыл бұрын
Cats was a collection of poems made into a musical that’s why it doesn’t really have a plot.
@elliekaris14 жыл бұрын
™️
@jotaeme74362 жыл бұрын
And that's why it shouldn't exist as a musical at all.
@Toad85085 жыл бұрын
Why is everyone complaining This was a good horror movie
@Appocalypse244 жыл бұрын
I accidentally liked this comment before reading it but I think I’m going to leave it
@ishaanwankhade48344 жыл бұрын
@@Appocalypse24 That is true, but you don't come out of a Cirque du Soleil show saying "I hated the plot" or "The plot was amazing".
@Appocalypse243 жыл бұрын
I get it’s unrelated but you don’t gotta be a jerk about it
@twiffygames20933 жыл бұрын
they had us in the first act ngl
@skeletonizer95295 жыл бұрын
I almost feel bad for all the actors bc there's no way they could've known the cgi would come out so terrifyingly. But also, they decided to be in film adaptation of one of the worst musicals ever, so
@michaelstrong53835 жыл бұрын
Especially Francesca Hayward. Her film debut and it's freaking Cats!
@AlbinoKiwi475 жыл бұрын
@@michaelstrong5383 her career was dead before it even started, how sad
@PalitoSelvatico5 жыл бұрын
@@michaelstrong5383 she is probably good, the trailers looked like shit but she is so memorable and clearly talented.
@sillygooseygirl5 жыл бұрын
Cats is just Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Aristocats spinoff fanfic
@nheilvocal38015 жыл бұрын
Lol it is a TS Elliot based musical
@slein10555 жыл бұрын
@@sacklumi everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be a cat!
@cheese74324 жыл бұрын
Luminomics *DEAR GOD NO*
@princesscadance1974 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Andrew Lloyd Webber is a closet Furry and this is his erotic Furry fanfic.
@snapps98384 жыл бұрын
its a horney fan fiction
@emilyrohde50574 жыл бұрын
"a bunch of cats named jellycicles" IM UNABLE TO CAN
@lightishredgummi5 жыл бұрын
I do like Cats, but probably because I see it as just a dance performance set with a cat theme rather than a _play._ it would have worked better if it was an animated adaptation, then it would have at least had a more Fantasia feel
@spooderman63124 жыл бұрын
they once made a much better animated cat movie called felidae
@LloydTheZephyrian5 жыл бұрын
"I can't think of anything that conceptually is worse of an idea than making a movie about cats." I see that someone is suppressing the memories of the Emoji Movie...
@geohiekim87055 жыл бұрын
a *live action movie* about cats.
@jeremypedersen68945 жыл бұрын
No he's right
@traktor4204 жыл бұрын
Wanna know what’s worse then both of those? Live action emoji movie
@spookpen60303 жыл бұрын
*pulls out crossbow*
@thatsastick135 жыл бұрын
Did someone make a “Uhh... Meow?” joke yet?
@SpaceTreeStudios5 жыл бұрын
“Did you introduce yourself yet?” “I just assumed it’d be in the title” And the grinch got a terrible, awful idea
@patrickripleyiii1345 жыл бұрын
SpaceTree Studios you weren't in the title :(
@whitefang23125 жыл бұрын
I heard the narrator as I read that line
@aidansherry175 жыл бұрын
F
@Sudupe165 жыл бұрын
Hell, in movie form.
@BraxtonKovary5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, somewhat.
@hoaisleym5 жыл бұрын
It was painful to watch Cats. Basically literal hell indeed
@michaelstrong53835 жыл бұрын
Even the Devil himself would be scared of this.
@catia_carrascoso5 жыл бұрын
This movie would give Satan himself nightmares.
@plutossky75345 жыл бұрын
This is what we use to torture people in Hell
@bodbyss5 жыл бұрын
This whole time I thought you were a particularly shiny crab-man
@loganmcgrath2034 Жыл бұрын
Came back to watch this today. Praying for James and may Patrick and Chris rest in peace.
@poweroffriendship2.05 жыл бұрын
*CATS (2019):* [exists] *Cat In The Hat (Mike Myers):* _"Finally! A worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!!!"_
@Marlin1235 жыл бұрын
Cat in the hat was better and made sense
@michaelm55425 жыл бұрын
Yis Pinto a turd... for a turd.
@Marlin1235 жыл бұрын
Mike myers good according to morons
@andyroobrick-a-brack93555 жыл бұрын
At least that movie was self aware, and its self awareness made for some funny jokes. This was just creepy...
@octoisgay5 жыл бұрын
The ironic thing is, Universal released both.
@noamseitz35215 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie I really like the old cats musical
@cheshirerose20015 жыл бұрын
1981 but original "movie" was 1998
@K.Marie1195 жыл бұрын
@@cheshirerose2001 At least that was a recording of the stage production. The choices made for this movie are just plain odd...
@maymaecat51495 жыл бұрын
Yeah my family still has the vhs tape of it on stage bc my mother loves it.
@snortobortoowo5 жыл бұрын
I love cats.
@PalitoSelvatico5 жыл бұрын
He said its a movie for people who like cats so you might like it?
@CrimesAgainstHuFranity5 жыл бұрын
*The Only Thing I'm Here For To See Schaffrillas Talk About Will Smith And Tom Holland*
@neonwaffle33275 жыл бұрын
Was Tom in the film? Or Will?
@CrimesAgainstHuFranity5 жыл бұрын
@@neonwaffle3327 No....I meant by Him talking about *THAT FILM WHERE WILL SMITH BECOMES A BIRD*
@whalienabi5 жыл бұрын
@@neonwaffle3327 they're in a film together, called Spies In Disguise. I'm pretty sure it comes out on Christmas
@TheJiacheng1235 жыл бұрын
I don't think it's out in the US yet? I'm not so sure
@astropunch1015 жыл бұрын
Do you think God stays in heaven because he’s afraid of what we create?
@saulolima46524 жыл бұрын
Spy kids!!!!!!!!
@PolishGod12344 жыл бұрын
Yup
@graceyl.1954 жыл бұрын
This movie is why
@lenap3195 жыл бұрын
"i cant think of any musical thats less fitting to be made into a movie than cats" Wait till you hear about andrew lloyd webbers musical about thomas the tank engine
@guppti-tamberooly-jooortel14225 жыл бұрын
I would pay to see a movie adaptation of Starlight Express.
@nonyornats62185 жыл бұрын
@@guppti-tamberooly-jooortel1422 that is generally how films work yes
@guppti-tamberooly-jooortel14225 жыл бұрын
@@nonyornats6218 ha ha ha. Not unless I bootleg one. lol
@jentoons57324 жыл бұрын
The W H A T
@lenap3194 жыл бұрын
@@jentoons5732 yes, its called starlight express, its about horny trains and its the musical with the most injuries
@benjaminestrada94125 жыл бұрын
Hopefully In The Heights will be good and set some sort of standard for musicals turned into movies
@tigerkite95205 жыл бұрын
I really hope so!!
@whumpem4 жыл бұрын
it's looking amazing so far
@whumpem4 жыл бұрын
oh man, nvm, the movie's getting postponed because of corona, but hopefully we'll get it someday lmao
@BugsyFoga5 жыл бұрын
Somehow The Mike Myers Cat in the hat film has a better looking cat than this 2019 film .
@AkameGaKillfan7775 жыл бұрын
Probably because it was still somewhat comparable to Dr. Seuss's original art, and wasn't a replacement for humans.
@RoseyRoseBun5 жыл бұрын
Cus that IS a cat. Not some weird ass humans with no ears and FUR!!
@gman47365 жыл бұрын
And it's better don't @ me
@becdoesyoutube4 жыл бұрын
Plus, even if his jokes caused Ted Geisel to roll in his grave, at least they attempted to be funny, unlike those 2019 abominations.
@Yahav131355 жыл бұрын
My favorite review of this movie on Rotten Tomatoes is "I felt the light inside me slowly fading."
@matthewhunter11935 жыл бұрын
Me: Expects normal Schaffrillas Review Schaff: Delivers Midnight Screenings style vlog Well that SUBVERTED MY EXPECTATIONS!
@jackfan76735 жыл бұрын
"just put Cats: ft me for the title of the video" "Yeah" *Top 10 anime betrayals*
@misterzygarde64315 жыл бұрын
It should’ve been a fully animated movie.
@ayyarrdiaz5 жыл бұрын
MisterZygarde64 It was going to before the studio went down under
@TornaitSuperBird5 жыл бұрын
Literally the Aristocats, but not live action. Wait, OH SHIT
@andrezits97235 жыл бұрын
Yeah but just the voices of famous actors doesn't cut it apparently, you also need their faces
@greenoftreeblackofblue66255 жыл бұрын
About what? There's Nothing there!
@sfglim53415 жыл бұрын
MisterZygarde64 Still wouldn’t be good no story lol
@gavanlittle65395 жыл бұрын
In a different spider verse this film is good and doesn’t look like Shark Tale
@jash38815 жыл бұрын
In all of the infinite universes there isn't one where this movie is good
@willsniff46445 жыл бұрын
How dare you make fun of the cinematic masterpiece that is shark tale. Every performance in that film could be compared to looking into God himself. Every scene in this movie is a small masterpiece With its own fantastic little details and ideas. The movies message about being a fish is beyond most people's comprehension I would saw off my two legs if it meant that shark tale got the recegnition that it deserves. The character design is so good, so unbelievably immaculate, I cried for two hours straight, out of pure happiness after I first saw how that one will Smith fish looked like. I cannot for the life of me come up with one single reason why the godfather is viewed as one of the best movies off all time but this movie isn't. Sharks tale of fucking unbelievable.
@seasaltsky5 жыл бұрын
@@jash3881 There is one, but in that universe, Shrek 2 is no longer a perfect sequel.
@ellielovegood63075 жыл бұрын
JustsomeguyIdk oh no, please no
@seasaltsky5 жыл бұрын
@@ellielovegood6307 Forgot to mention it's worse then Shrek 3
@linktomario7125 жыл бұрын
tfw they made CATS before WICKED!!! Wicked is one that WOULD work for a movie honestly
@Its_Asteria4 жыл бұрын
Wicked would be absolutely gorgeous honestly. I'd also like to see a possible adaptation for phantom of the opera. Because So far its only got one from a very long time ago and it's severely underappreciated. If it had another adaptation that added to it and perfected it even more, it would bring both to the spotlight for general audiences.
@inkythebeloved4 жыл бұрын
@@Its_Asteria I completely agree with this! I didn't know that Wicked was replaced by this, and I have no clue what went the director's minds when they made that decision. Also yessss, Phantom of the Opera!
@lyricmeredith89634 жыл бұрын
@@Its_Asteria You do know there is already a phantom movie. It was made a bit ago.
@beccag27583 жыл бұрын
@@lyricmeredith8963 …we don’t speak of that adaptation😑 I mean, if you like it, great, but I found the movie pretty bad
@mayastewart41942 жыл бұрын
now there is gonna be a wicked movie
@anniekr1845 жыл бұрын
even the fans of the 1998 movie version got screwed over. the life got sucked out of most of the songs and they really messed up mungojerrie and rumpleteazer. this should never have been made into a movie, it's a sensation made for the stage meant to be experienced live
@SK-yx7hm5 жыл бұрын
Now im just imagining that spongebob scene, where gary, spongebob, and squidward are snails and meowing. So patrick just throws a boot at one of them lol
@karib39095 жыл бұрын
James: I don't like most Andrew Loyd Webber musicals... Me: *sweats nervously* James: besides Jesus Christ Super Star. Me: JeeeSSUUSSSSS!!!
@Turt37524 жыл бұрын
Kari B WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
@jimbo68115 жыл бұрын
"The rise of the Skywalker is already too lengthy" The rise of Skywalker review is 8 minutes and this video is 20 minutes
@ryanc9705 жыл бұрын
Title: Cats is a movie that exists. Schafrillas: it's not really a movie at all.
@tumaien41885 жыл бұрын
When I first saw the trailer, I just thought, "Why TF is this a life action musical and not animated?"
@chibiktsn34 жыл бұрын
Hooper: I gave Mr. Mistopholese an arc! Audience: You ruined a perfectly good cat is what you did. Look at it! It has anxiety!
@skamlikely5 жыл бұрын
After watching this I had to watch Chicago to remember that I like musicals, and then listen to the original broadway Cats album to remember that I do, in fact, like Cats
@lvcivssylvvs87965 жыл бұрын
Schrafrillas: “Have you said your prayers to the uh...” Tomatoa: “Choose your next words wisely”
@anthonytorres-cruz15985 жыл бұрын
Cat James Cordon is who I aspire to be
@tomaskermitproductions5415 жыл бұрын
He is my fursona
@BraxtonKovary5 жыл бұрын
Nice aspiration
@jaiesutciffe5 жыл бұрын
"this wont be part of the rise of skywalker video, that ones long already" tros video: 9 minutes cats video: 30 minutes
@johnjohnthetauntaun5 жыл бұрын
I didn’t watch the movie before watching this because I literally did not give a crap about the plot. Hearing them talk about all of these random scenes strung together is probably a good representation of what the movie would actually be like if I watched it.
@LancerinCompany5 жыл бұрын
Everyone knew this movie would be a cat-astrophe
@LancerinCompany5 жыл бұрын
Guys these jokes are purrfect
@xblade1495 жыл бұрын
This movie was very FURRocious in a bad way
@megashark10135 жыл бұрын
Hey, I've got one. The movie's about cats.
@captaincalamity50255 жыл бұрын
yeah you gotta be kitten me
@AkameGaKillfan7775 жыл бұрын
You're making me think of that King of the Hill episode where Hank took care of someone's cat and Dale kept making fun of him.
@toastcrumch5 жыл бұрын
Cats isn’t meant to really meant to have a plot it’s just sort of a loose ballet sort of thing
@firestarr58125 жыл бұрын
Me and the boys going to see cats: bringing them gift cards: getting them sodas: we prepared.
@aa-to6ws5 жыл бұрын
"Cats" *"Ah yes, enslaved Saberspark"*
@cannibalisticrequiem5 жыл бұрын
Schafrillas's friend: "Does anybody like Cats?" Schafrillas: "I don't think so." Me, quietly sobbing: "I do. 😭"
@taniaroman58573 жыл бұрын
Same
@patrickbaker70145 жыл бұрын
Me: How many times are you going to use the same title format? Schaffrillas: Yes
@crm13015 жыл бұрын
i see your “cats is the worst musical you could adapt into a movie” and raise you one Putnam County Spelling Bee
@kandikidzora5 жыл бұрын
Please no....
@strawbearydreams5 жыл бұрын
YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT AND I HATE IT
@TornaitSuperBird5 жыл бұрын
No, it's arguably better than Cats. Because you wouldn't get these cringey hyperrealistic cat-human hybrids.
@kandikidzora5 жыл бұрын
@@TornaitSuperBird you have a great point
@AllyGatorAnimator5 жыл бұрын
I see your Putnam County Spelling Bee and raise you one Starlight Express and one The Trail to Oregon to spice it up a bit. At an absolute push you could make Putnam work by tweaking a few things to make it a character-driven story about a seemingly normal competition from the exaggerated perspective of the children, going extra bizarre visually for the songs/fantasy sequences (that's if you were absolutely forced to mind, it would probably still fall flat on its face), Trail to Oregon loses a big chunk of the comedy the minute it isn't interactive and Starlight Express would literally just end up being as weird as Cats but with anthro trains doing roller-skating stunts that lose most of the impact when they aren't performed live.
@auzell14495 жыл бұрын
Dude 'Cats' was such an awesome and innovative movie they made an entire SPECIES based on it!!
@doubledamn25995 жыл бұрын
Huh, I've never seen Schaffrillas' face before this. He looks kinda like the guy that plays Moriarty in Sherlock.
@asharmstrong2484 жыл бұрын
You'll never eat lunch in this town again
@doubledamn25994 жыл бұрын
@@asharmstrong248 Was that from the show? I kinda fell out of interest after season 2.
@asharmstrong2484 жыл бұрын
@@doubledamn2599 No it's an old Schaff joke and when people point out physical similarities it bothers me so I respond with that Like yesterday someone said Thomas Sanders looks like Elon Musk and he does and that's not good so I replied with that
@darkblasterzero40675 жыл бұрын
I can't believe that Schaffrillis does not have a shiny crab face! *Defining moment in history*
@skeleytonz53195 жыл бұрын
Cats is the nightmare of everyone who specialises in visual arts Trust me, I know
@davidxlte5 жыл бұрын
It's like your neko girl dreams come true but then you realize that it's not a dream, it's a nightmare.
@averylaberge70924 жыл бұрын
When i went to see cats there was literally no one in the theater, just me and my friend
@whittycoaster95415 жыл бұрын
7 years ago, Judi Dench looked into the future and saw the inevitable: She’d be in the movie Cats. She’s been frowning ever since.
@cosmicjesus22183 жыл бұрын
Bro Im binging all your videos and cracking up bc I recognize the theater lmao. Great vid 👍 this movie is incredible
@ZakaZ19965 жыл бұрын
"Tom Hooper can't direct anything" *Looks on IMDb* "Director of The King's Speech"
@ausername54104 жыл бұрын
And Les Mis like wtf
@paulsoderquist47885 жыл бұрын
"I want it to win all of the awards so that the academy will implode on itself". Yes yes yes
@Max-v6v5 жыл бұрын
transcript of 4:43 : hONeynOoooOoo oHnooOoooOo don't dO thAt oH my gOD im goNnA gO seE thIs oPenIng nIgHt oH mY gOd basically every mario party losing a minigame- *O H M Y G O D*
@kingDowahs6 ай бұрын
“CATS is a movie that exists” That is the most terrifying sentence known to man
@godof-theft4 жыл бұрын
I can't believe how calm you guys are, immediately after watching this in theatres (maybe a week after y'all) my friend and I went out to my car and just cried for about ten minutes before I could even drive & we're still scarred
@BSJINTHEHOUSE4205 жыл бұрын
I’m more scared of this movie than my sleep paralysis demon.
@drakeconsumerofsoulsandche57615 жыл бұрын
I've made peace with mine. We play scrabble on Thursdays.
@calebbarnett40855 жыл бұрын
@@drakeconsumerofsoulsandche5761 Really? Mine plays Monopoly with me on Saturdays
@drakeconsumerofsoulsandche57615 жыл бұрын
@@Healeon I'm so sorry. A mercy killing is your best option.
@paleiosaur4 жыл бұрын
The thing that hurts most for me is that Cats was a _huuuge_ part of my childhood, I used to act out every song in my bedroom and pretend I was in the musical, I knew every single word and constantly obsessed over going to see it in person cause I had only ever heard the cast recording. Last year my best friend took me to see it and I literally fucking cried. At intermission, a bunch of people (about 1/4 of the entire audience in fact) just left the theater because they didn't like it, and I was so confused?? And my friend explained that a lot of people really disliked the musical because it has no plot and is basically just a crazy spectacle... which I totally understand, but that was actually the main reason I love it so much. Everyone's entitled to their own opinion of course, but this movie is making people bring up how much they hate the original musical and it kinda hurts. If it was a good movie I could maybe forgive it, but the fact that they butchered the musical so badly just adds insult to injury for me. Sad boi hours.
@SqigglyHeart5 жыл бұрын
Please consider comparing the atrocity of CATS 2019 with the actual stage film version from 1998. 🙏🏻
@Spacialvekter5 жыл бұрын
"I don't like most ALW musicals except for Jesus Christ Superstar" I can't fathom you not liking Phantom though...
@niamhha90144 жыл бұрын
I hope that the failure of Cats will teach Hollywood that an all star cast ≠ a good movie (but I know they’ll never learn).
@n-ergythemighty22835 жыл бұрын
Should we tell him there's an In the Heights movie coming?
@vinsueringamer23885 жыл бұрын
N-ergyTheMighty In the Heights has potential tho
@bluefrostryy5 жыл бұрын
And it looks amazing shat up
@LunaWitcher5 жыл бұрын
I just hope it is better than the musical I went deaf with the amount of high notes per minute.
@panicatthelafayette88455 жыл бұрын
@@LunaWitcher um what? Are you talking about Karen Olivo in 'It Won't Be Long Now'? because those high notes were amazing!
@LunaWitcher5 жыл бұрын
@@panicatthelafayette8845 Oh, they were amazing! But the musical was ALL high notes at least in the first half. It gets stale really fast.
@georgeburkinshaw17945 жыл бұрын
When James Cordon is the best part of the movie, you know it’s a trainwreck.
@cheshirerose20015 жыл бұрын
What about Jennifer Hudson? Was she any good?
@zelda32645 жыл бұрын
I was listening to this while doing my makeup and when you showed that Aunt May meme, it took ever fiber of my body to not cry of laughter and ruin my foundation😂
@bett18264 жыл бұрын
My brother was initially excited about it, just for the dancing. And I was like, if you want dancing then WATCH THE ACTUAL SHOW YOU GOOFBALL
@Ethereal.green054 жыл бұрын
"There is no CATS in Ba Sing Se."
@Ben-jl2rh5 жыл бұрын
Well atleast you can see the shitstorm so we dont.
@justafan93995 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, he’ll remember it so we don’t have to. Wait, wrong channel.
@ethanlid34735 жыл бұрын
Would you ever make a top 10 musicals? It woul be cool to hear what musicals you like the best!
@hx0ad55 жыл бұрын
exactly the notification i needed
@ILikedGooglePlus4 жыл бұрын
Of all the parallel universes, I have to be stuck in one where Cats exists