CATS is a movie that exists

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Schaffrillas Productions

Schaffrillas Productions

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@inkdragon3455
@inkdragon3455 5 жыл бұрын
Have you ever heard a 4 year old try to explain their dream to you? Yeah that is what this sounds like. The plot sounds so confusing?
@vinsueringamer2388
@vinsueringamer2388 5 жыл бұрын
InkDragon as a person who watched it by obligation, it was confusing even while watching it. 0/10 I hated the entire experience.
@hanthonyc
@hanthonyc 5 жыл бұрын
I promise thats part of the appeal of the actual musical
@justyumi4410
@justyumi4410 5 жыл бұрын
*cue Have you ever had a dream like this kid*
@undead-p
@undead-p 5 жыл бұрын
Cats never had a concrete plot because it took a firm backseat to the visual and musical experience. “A bunch of cats introduce themselves and each other, have what’s strongly implied to be an orgy, then choose a sacrifice” works great as a concept for a stage musical with little to no unsung dialogue because you’re too busy watching the choreography to care about the story, not so much for a Hollywood movie.
@PalitoSelvatico
@PalitoSelvatico 5 жыл бұрын
Based on poems from a book, the cats present themselves and tell their story and remember the past, hoping to be chosen to be reborn at the end of the night. There you go not that hard.
@NA-yx4wc
@NA-yx4wc 5 жыл бұрын
Cats is not a musical with a story so it’s a bad candidate for a movie. You don’t go see it for that, you see it for the amazing acrobatics and singing and character of it.
@aristosachaion_
@aristosachaion_ 5 жыл бұрын
Which this doesn't excel at
@NA-yx4wc
@NA-yx4wc 5 жыл бұрын
Josh R yeah. I’d say like, the music was OK, and it was at least kind fun to watch, but that’s it.
@PalitoSelvatico
@PalitoSelvatico 5 жыл бұрын
Isnt the movie like a recreation of the songs but with more effects and visuals? Like "cats would look like this if the stage could be changed for every song" or whatever
@EmotionsNeverLie
@EmotionsNeverLie 5 жыл бұрын
@@PalitoSelvatico honestly if they had just opted for costumes instead of terrifying CGI, the movie probably would've looked great. I've never seen the musical in person so I don't know how it compares, but the dance sequences were pretty good and we're actually fun to watch once you got over the horrific skin suits.
@alanivar2752
@alanivar2752 4 жыл бұрын
found the furry
@nahimgood8546
@nahimgood8546 5 жыл бұрын
cats is a movie that exists. Correction: cats is a movie that shouldn’t exist
@candicoated2001
@candicoated2001 5 жыл бұрын
Gibbayyyy
@igatosis9609
@igatosis9609 5 жыл бұрын
You are not gibby
@Evelyn_onfire
@Evelyn_onfire 5 жыл бұрын
I am Gibby except I liked it
@_V.Va_
@_V.Va_ 5 жыл бұрын
@@Evelyn_onfire Shit taste.
@colingznetwork781
@colingznetwork781 5 жыл бұрын
I am Gibby both would be valid
@melofelo4484
@melofelo4484 5 жыл бұрын
Cats is a musical that’s not meant to be an engaging story, it’s meant to be a spectacle show. Spectacle shows don’t make good movies. What a waste of resources.
@LunaWitcher
@LunaWitcher 5 жыл бұрын
Money laundering
@Its_Asteria
@Its_Asteria 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I think they were trying to jump on the realistic CGI train with Disney because Disney was making big bucks off nostalgia even if the remakes sucked.
@elafimilo8199
@elafimilo8199 4 жыл бұрын
People got paid 👍 I'm happy
@Soroboruo
@Soroboruo 3 жыл бұрын
Apparently the director is also someone who hates musicals who keeps being given famous stage musicals to adapt.
@emanuelepolloni4002
@emanuelepolloni4002 3 жыл бұрын
@@Soroboruo The director is the same guy that made Les Miserables 2012, a famous adaptation of a famous musical. The problem here is that, instead of working alongside the guys that made it like he did with Les Miserables, he choose to do it by himself, using a newly invented technology that wasn't even tested instead of costumes and motion capture, and overworked the animators and even mistreated them repeatedly because he had no idea how animation works
@lilyz5696
@lilyz5696 5 жыл бұрын
“Theater kids don’t even get it” is the best review of Cats I’ve ever heard
@lckaboom6810
@lckaboom6810 5 жыл бұрын
It’s fascinating to me that actual people created this movie. Like, *nobody* stopped and thought, “hey, we might go to hell for doing this?”
@michaelstrong5383
@michaelstrong5383 5 жыл бұрын
I'd love to be a fly on the wall on how the meeting to make this film was like.
@Queen_Olivene
@Queen_Olivene 5 жыл бұрын
Your scientists were too caught up with whether or not they could to be asking if they should
@lookatthepicture4107
@lookatthepicture4107 5 жыл бұрын
Hell doesn't exist, because heaven doesn't exist... because does not exist! How I do know this? Bwcause If God exist then explain how He allow this movie to be made...
@guilhermehank4938
@guilhermehank4938 5 жыл бұрын
just look at the picture free will
@sweetmelon3296
@sweetmelon3296 5 жыл бұрын
“You’ll go to hell before you die”
@VOLAIRE
@VOLAIRE 5 жыл бұрын
Good news is that there is an alternate universe where this movie was never made
@adamhenry6793
@adamhenry6793 5 жыл бұрын
Nice font!
@lotl4958
@lotl4958 5 жыл бұрын
Too bad we dont have D4C
@makotoplush9776
@makotoplush9776 5 жыл бұрын
Take me there please!
@karleedavis2665
@karleedavis2665 5 жыл бұрын
I wish I lived in that universe
@missatjkm2168
@missatjkm2168 5 жыл бұрын
And the bad news is that we are in this other universe.
@christinash5333
@christinash5333 5 жыл бұрын
People be like "what's cats even about???" but I don't even think the people who made cats know what it's about
@drakeconsumerofsoulsandche5761
@drakeconsumerofsoulsandche5761 5 жыл бұрын
Lsd. Lots and lots of lsd.
@brennanruiz1803
@brennanruiz1803 5 жыл бұрын
Cats was the original jukebox musical, except they didn’t even have music, just lyrics.
@Fandom_Junkie
@Fandom_Junkie 5 жыл бұрын
What drugs was Andrew Lloyd Weber on when he wrote it?
@brennanruiz1803
@brennanruiz1803 5 жыл бұрын
Mac mcskullface And what is a poem if not a song without music? Otherwise known as lyrics.
@K.Marie119
@K.Marie119 5 жыл бұрын
@Mac mcskullface Yeah, just a bunch of poems by T.S. Elliott. I had the book as a kid.
@theultimateusukfan
@theultimateusukfan 5 жыл бұрын
as a fan of the CATS stage musical...i am actually disapointed they DIDNT add a better plot to this movie adaptation! i would have liked a huge change for once considering the source material, but this one time hollywood didnt make any major changes....it's baffling!
@guppti-tamberooly-jooortel1422
@guppti-tamberooly-jooortel1422 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah! What they did with Macavity was just weird. You right
@theultimateusukfan
@theultimateusukfan 5 жыл бұрын
@@guppti-tamberooly-jooortel1422 the fact the only change they made was macavity kidnapping lots of cats and not just old Deuteronomy AND the fact macavity wants to be chosen to be reborn for no reason....ugh no thanks
@guppti-tamberooly-jooortel1422
@guppti-tamberooly-jooortel1422 5 жыл бұрын
@@theultimateusukfan ya they tried to hard. Macavity in the original was like flaming rabies. They could have done better. You right
@byakuyatogami2905
@byakuyatogami2905 5 жыл бұрын
There were a few changes I didn't like. They did the Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer weird and I feel like some relationships people liked in the stage show weren't present there.
@guppti-tamberooly-jooortel1422
@guppti-tamberooly-jooortel1422 5 жыл бұрын
@@byakuyatogami2905 See I thought mungojerrie and rumpleteaser were done one of the best, but that's just cause I'm a huge fan of the original version. However your right that most of the relationships were absent. They didn't really feel like a communiny in a way.
@ShadowRubberDuck
@ShadowRubberDuck 5 жыл бұрын
I only hope Jason Derulo says “Jason Derulo” and then leaves in the movie
@therevelistmovement4683
@therevelistmovement4683 4 жыл бұрын
And leaves Jordan Sparks. I need THAT to happen. Edit: It did. I'm thrilled.
@Account_Not_Applicable
@Account_Not_Applicable 5 жыл бұрын
Also, this movie was originally gonna be animated, and seeing the concept art, it looked like it would've been a true visual spectacle--which is what CATS is, it's a spectacle--but no, Skinwalker abominations is a way better idea
@gunja556
@gunja556 5 жыл бұрын
with enough cocaine and femboys anythings a good idea
@manbat1168
@manbat1168 5 жыл бұрын
@@gunja556 I can agree, most of my bad decisions have came from femboys
@gunja556
@gunja556 5 жыл бұрын
@ghostly hopefully, or make cats 2
@tommasocaroppo4042
@tommasocaroppo4042 5 жыл бұрын
CATS Wars: Rise of Skynwalker
@meghan______669
@meghan______669 5 жыл бұрын
I looked up the concept art, and I felt legitimate sadness. It would have been so good
@littlereaper3327
@littlereaper3327 5 жыл бұрын
He acts like the internet didn’t already hate the movie before it came out.
@koatam
@koatam 5 жыл бұрын
I have never met a single person in my life that liked Cats
@Eggo2341
@Eggo2341 5 жыл бұрын
69th like
@theLisRe4L
@theLisRe4L 5 жыл бұрын
@@koatam I did liked Cats........ The Musical
@fuckinghelenlikewhatthehel2629
@fuckinghelenlikewhatthehel2629 5 жыл бұрын
The Broadway Musical is really the only valid version of it
@minaisfab17
@minaisfab17 5 жыл бұрын
My sister loves the musical 🤷
@leoc.7514
@leoc.7514 5 жыл бұрын
"CATS is a movie that exists". Yeah, you summarize very well the first problem of the movie.
@forgdeer
@forgdeer 4 жыл бұрын
truth
@crwth001
@crwth001 3 жыл бұрын
truth
@niknak0141
@niknak0141 3 жыл бұрын
Truth
@boote470
@boote470 3 жыл бұрын
truth
@katiehansord
@katiehansord 3 жыл бұрын
Truth
@Loungemermaid
@Loungemermaid 5 жыл бұрын
Making a CATS movie is about like trying to find a plot in cirque de soleil. You can’t. It’s all about the spectacle, and this time the spectacle is hell and screaming and nightmares and death
@justinharvey7398
@justinharvey7398 4 жыл бұрын
Actually, most Cirque shows have more of a plot than Cats does.
@LightCrib2
@LightCrib2 5 жыл бұрын
I wish they made a movie adaptation of Shrek: The Musical
@ChangedMyNameFinally69
@ChangedMyNameFinally69 5 жыл бұрын
Schafrillas is typing...
@superheroes1014
@superheroes1014 4 жыл бұрын
That literally would just be shrek
@olivore224
@olivore224 4 жыл бұрын
they did its called shrek
@jch8498
@jch8498 4 жыл бұрын
wait... like live action shrek? my nightmares might be coming true
@farzana_shampa
@farzana_shampa 4 жыл бұрын
@@superheroes1014 thats the joke!
@mp5882
@mp5882 5 жыл бұрын
Lol they’re sending out a new version to theaters with “improved visual effects” They’re literally releasing a patch update for a movie, wtf
@murciadoxial8056
@murciadoxial8056 5 жыл бұрын
considering that in the version for critics judy dench digital makeup vanishes mid scene and never comes back... I think it was necessary
@timothyhammons6913
@timothyhammons6913 5 жыл бұрын
I watched it with the patch and..... it's still incredibly bad. Dench's hands are still there, wedding ring and all. All of it still looks like a bad Snapchat filter.
@sansdr.philpillow9347
@sansdr.philpillow9347 4 жыл бұрын
I guess they are trying to pull off a Sonic and get points from the internet.
@Its_Asteria
@Its_Asteria 4 жыл бұрын
@@sansdr.philpillow9347 pretty much. Only difference is sonic wasn't released yet so they took the time to fix it before showing it. Thats what justified sonic's changes
@stephven74
@stephven74 5 жыл бұрын
I wasn’t expecting the beginning of cats to be schafrillas giving a critical review of cats while driving down a dark and lonely road
@theinimitablejora522
@theinimitablejora522 5 жыл бұрын
Yes indeed, the only one that he has ever known. Doesn't know where it goes, but it's only him and he walks alone.
@ge789
@ge789 5 жыл бұрын
Coolest Idiot That ever memed William was with him, but I don’t blame you for not noticing it because his name wasn’t in the title.
@theinimitablejora522
@theinimitablejora522 5 жыл бұрын
@@ge789 r/woosh
@cornonthekobi
@cornonthekobi 5 жыл бұрын
@@theinimitablejora522 no u he was joking
@sarina3607
@sarina3607 5 жыл бұрын
@@theinimitablejora522 ba dum, ba dummmmm, ba dummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
@KlausWulfenbach
@KlausWulfenbach 5 жыл бұрын
As someone who was a fan of the poetry the musical is based on before I ever saw the musical... Cats is a fantastically goofy experience that maybe should have taken the poems less literally. It's kind of like making a musical based on Leaves of Grass.
@Stinker0610
@Stinker0610 5 жыл бұрын
*blades of grass
@ryanrenn4815
@ryanrenn4815 5 жыл бұрын
@@Stinker0610 oh, it's actually Leaves of Grass! they're talking about the Walt Whitman book of poetry, not just grass in general, lol
@azirul9311
@azirul9311 5 жыл бұрын
@@Stinker0610 I'm sure you've seen the comment above me,so let me just put this quote right here... "Do your research before you try to fix something"
@Moonstar79
@Moonstar79 5 жыл бұрын
Watching the trailer: *Oh, this is like a furry version of Leap.* Watching the movie: *Oh, this is like a furry version of Hell.*
@Corviidei
@Corviidei 5 жыл бұрын
So, just hell?
@paint-and-uwus
@paint-and-uwus 5 жыл бұрын
Let's be real here, even furries are terrified of this god awful looking movie
@ChangedMyNameFinally69
@ChangedMyNameFinally69 5 жыл бұрын
@@cn2673 Y
@hmm279
@hmm279 4 жыл бұрын
@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 because of furry fetish
@krisdoesart9643
@krisdoesart9643 4 жыл бұрын
Furry here, I absolutely fucking hate what this movie looks like
@davidvargas7165
@davidvargas7165 5 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: the movie is unfinished. No... Not kidding; Tom Hooper (director) admitted to being done with the film THE MORNING OF THE PREMIER! Also, those human hands aren't supposed to be there, they're supposed to be paws. A new version of the film is being made and sent to theatres right now.
@poweroffriendship2.0
@poweroffriendship2.0 5 жыл бұрын
I guess it make sense why Universal needs to be updated like Sonic.
@jackmcminn6776
@jackmcminn6776 5 жыл бұрын
But I don't see how that would save it?
@davidvargas7165
@davidvargas7165 5 жыл бұрын
@@jackmcminn6776 yeah... Me neither
@evanlight671
@evanlight671 5 жыл бұрын
Just let it die. I don’t want to see CATS again nor hear it. I swear last week all the posters just had CATS on it. Luckily a trailer wasn’t shown on the screen
@Jalor218
@Jalor218 5 жыл бұрын
Movies with post-release patches. What's next, movies with day 1 DLC?
@jackdanielsinthelionsden1887
@jackdanielsinthelionsden1887 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine in the distant future post-human archaeologists find Cats (2019) and have only that to guess what humans might have been like.
@pptemplar5840
@pptemplar5840 5 жыл бұрын
I'd be pretty happy If they find MCU movies and think they're historical reenactments.
@meaninglesscommenter8457
@meaninglesscommenter8457 5 жыл бұрын
Jack Daniel's in the lion's den before that can happen, we’ll all die because of global warming
@martmine4618
@martmine4618 5 жыл бұрын
@@meaninglesscommenter8457 that's why it's "post" human future
@thehermit8618
@thehermit8618 5 жыл бұрын
They see our well-preserved bones, then the movie and are like: oh i get it, they looked like THIS!!
@coldfrost3
@coldfrost3 5 жыл бұрын
@@alebree6983 who's fetish tho nobody likes this
@doelroarpa3489
@doelroarpa3489 5 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine James doesn't normally have a cross In his car but he put it up to wash away the evil of cats
@YoumuHoover
@YoumuHoover 5 жыл бұрын
It exist to fuel your nightmares
@Overused_Toothbrush
@Overused_Toothbrush 5 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes
@hoaisleym
@hoaisleym 5 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, my monthly load of Nightmare Fuel
@Mayonnaise-m8h
@Mayonnaise-m8h 5 жыл бұрын
So *that's* what Cats is about!
@basedbattledroid3507
@basedbattledroid3507 5 жыл бұрын
I'm not even phased by the designs in the movie, my nightmares are far more bizarre and far more terrifying, too bad I can't remember any of them when I wake up, I only remember they were bad.
@vannah_04
@vannah_04 5 жыл бұрын
666th like. Your welcome :))))))))
@jpyanity443
@jpyanity443 5 жыл бұрын
Listening to this without having seen the movie or the musical feels like listening to your two stoned roommates making up a story about some stray cats they saw in an ally
@catherineecatherine
@catherineecatherine 3 жыл бұрын
HAHSHDHDHHD
@cureableOptimist
@cureableOptimist 5 жыл бұрын
still bummed that the 2d version with art direction from the kung fu panda animator got scrapped. i don’t like cats but the concept art was really beautiful and if it had pretty animation it could make up for being nothing.
@geohiekim8705
@geohiekim8705 5 жыл бұрын
it could have at least been a proper visual representation of good drugs. this cats is like lsd but gone bad.
@randomtraveler4149
@randomtraveler4149 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, from the concept art, that could have made a killer short film. CATS is like Fanatsia. It's meant to be a visual and auditory spectacle. A short film made from that original 2D art would be amazing. Or, they did the soundtrack of CATS except each song was a cover, and it's all animated in that original 2D style. That'd be really neat. Like a series of short animated songs.
@jorge0358
@jorge0358 5 жыл бұрын
This movie makes Cat In The Hat look like a masterpiece.
@westhepest
@westhepest 5 жыл бұрын
What do you mean? Cat in the Hat was always a masterpiece
@westhepest
@westhepest 5 жыл бұрын
@@Healeon I know lol
@blackadder5517
@blackadder5517 5 жыл бұрын
Comparing this abomination to the absolute kino that is the Cat in the Hat movie is a sin.
@davidc.
@davidc. 5 жыл бұрын
@@Healeon That's what made it so good
@CaptainArthanos
@CaptainArthanos 5 жыл бұрын
@@westhepest 69th like 😎😎👌🏼
@poweroffriendship2.0
@poweroffriendship2.0 5 жыл бұрын
*_And let's not forget the fact that one of the members of Team America got assaulted by one of the casts of CATS musical._*
@officepenguin3000
@officepenguin3000 5 жыл бұрын
Sad but that's absolutely true.
@packoradical2538
@packoradical2538 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ, that’s disgusting.
@BroZilla-vh3tu
@BroZilla-vh3tu 5 жыл бұрын
“I was raped by Mr Mistoffolees”
@monikaradzaj7407
@monikaradzaj7407 5 жыл бұрын
Wait, a cast member from this movie or the actual musical?
@Papabandana
@Papabandana 5 жыл бұрын
@@monikaradzaj7407 The actual musical
@ventos2011
@ventos2011 5 жыл бұрын
What's worse than make a movie about cats ?.... A movie about emojis
@bertimusprime7900
@bertimusprime7900 5 жыл бұрын
The emoji movie is still worse.
@nickv.3573
@nickv.3573 5 жыл бұрын
@@bertimusprime7900 at least it wasnt boring
@undercovercrazy8455
@undercovercrazy8455 5 жыл бұрын
@@nickv.3573 The emoji movie was extremely boring and unfunny dont give it more credit than it deserves it wasn't even so bad it was good it was just a boring movie length advertisment
@nickv.3573
@nickv.3573 5 жыл бұрын
@@undercovercrazy8455 at the end of the day its like comparing dog shit to cat shit
@michaelstrong5383
@michaelstrong5383 5 жыл бұрын
Cats is an insult to the eyes while The Emoji Movie is a huge insult in general.
@aparanoidandroid0643
@aparanoidandroid0643 5 жыл бұрын
Cats was a collection of poems made into a musical that’s why it doesn’t really have a plot.
@elliekaris1
@elliekaris1 4 жыл бұрын
™️
@jotaeme7436
@jotaeme7436 2 жыл бұрын
And that's why it shouldn't exist as a musical at all.
@Toad8508
@Toad8508 5 жыл бұрын
Why is everyone complaining This was a good horror movie
@Appocalypse24
@Appocalypse24 4 жыл бұрын
I accidentally liked this comment before reading it but I think I’m going to leave it
@ishaanwankhade4834
@ishaanwankhade4834 4 жыл бұрын
@@Appocalypse24 That is true, but you don't come out of a Cirque du Soleil show saying "I hated the plot" or "The plot was amazing".
@Appocalypse24
@Appocalypse24 3 жыл бұрын
I get it’s unrelated but you don’t gotta be a jerk about it
@twiffygames2093
@twiffygames2093 3 жыл бұрын
they had us in the first act ngl
@skeletonizer9529
@skeletonizer9529 5 жыл бұрын
I almost feel bad for all the actors bc there's no way they could've known the cgi would come out so terrifyingly. But also, they decided to be in film adaptation of one of the worst musicals ever, so
@michaelstrong5383
@michaelstrong5383 5 жыл бұрын
Especially Francesca Hayward. Her film debut and it's freaking Cats!
@AlbinoKiwi47
@AlbinoKiwi47 5 жыл бұрын
@@michaelstrong5383 her career was dead before it even started, how sad
@PalitoSelvatico
@PalitoSelvatico 5 жыл бұрын
@@michaelstrong5383 she is probably good, the trailers looked like shit but she is so memorable and clearly talented.
@sillygooseygirl
@sillygooseygirl 5 жыл бұрын
Cats is just Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Aristocats spinoff fanfic
@nheilvocal3801
@nheilvocal3801 5 жыл бұрын
Lol it is a TS Elliot based musical
@slein1055
@slein1055 5 жыл бұрын
@@sacklumi everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be a cat!
@cheese7432
@cheese7432 4 жыл бұрын
Luminomics *DEAR GOD NO*
@princesscadance197
@princesscadance197 4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Andrew Lloyd Webber is a closet Furry and this is his erotic Furry fanfic.
@snapps9838
@snapps9838 4 жыл бұрын
its a horney fan fiction
@emilyrohde5057
@emilyrohde5057 4 жыл бұрын
"a bunch of cats named jellycicles" IM UNABLE TO CAN
@lightishredgummi
@lightishredgummi 5 жыл бұрын
I do like Cats, but probably because I see it as just a dance performance set with a cat theme rather than a _play._ it would have worked better if it was an animated adaptation, then it would have at least had a more Fantasia feel
@spooderman6312
@spooderman6312 4 жыл бұрын
they once made a much better animated cat movie called felidae
@LloydTheZephyrian
@LloydTheZephyrian 5 жыл бұрын
"I can't think of anything that conceptually is worse of an idea than making a movie about cats." I see that someone is suppressing the memories of the Emoji Movie...
@geohiekim8705
@geohiekim8705 5 жыл бұрын
a *live action movie* about cats.
@jeremypedersen6894
@jeremypedersen6894 5 жыл бұрын
No he's right
@traktor420
@traktor420 4 жыл бұрын
Wanna know what’s worse then both of those? Live action emoji movie
@spookpen6030
@spookpen6030 3 жыл бұрын
*pulls out crossbow*
@thatsastick13
@thatsastick13 5 жыл бұрын
Did someone make a “Uhh... Meow?” joke yet?
@SpaceTreeStudios
@SpaceTreeStudios 5 жыл бұрын
“Did you introduce yourself yet?” “I just assumed it’d be in the title” And the grinch got a terrible, awful idea
@patrickripleyiii134
@patrickripleyiii134 5 жыл бұрын
SpaceTree Studios you weren't in the title :(
@whitefang2312
@whitefang2312 5 жыл бұрын
I heard the narrator as I read that line
@aidansherry17
@aidansherry17 5 жыл бұрын
F
@Sudupe16
@Sudupe16 5 жыл бұрын
Hell, in movie form.
@BraxtonKovary
@BraxtonKovary 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, somewhat.
@hoaisleym
@hoaisleym 5 жыл бұрын
It was painful to watch Cats. Basically literal hell indeed
@michaelstrong5383
@michaelstrong5383 5 жыл бұрын
Even the Devil himself would be scared of this.
@catia_carrascoso
@catia_carrascoso 5 жыл бұрын
This movie would give Satan himself nightmares.
@plutossky7534
@plutossky7534 5 жыл бұрын
This is what we use to torture people in Hell
@bodbyss
@bodbyss 5 жыл бұрын
This whole time I thought you were a particularly shiny crab-man
@loganmcgrath2034
@loganmcgrath2034 Жыл бұрын
Came back to watch this today. Praying for James and may Patrick and Chris rest in peace.
@poweroffriendship2.0
@poweroffriendship2.0 5 жыл бұрын
*CATS (2019):* [exists] *Cat In The Hat (Mike Myers):* _"Finally! A worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!!!"_
@Marlin123
@Marlin123 5 жыл бұрын
Cat in the hat was better and made sense
@michaelm5542
@michaelm5542 5 жыл бұрын
Yis Pinto a turd... for a turd.
@Marlin123
@Marlin123 5 жыл бұрын
Mike myers good according to morons
@andyroobrick-a-brack9355
@andyroobrick-a-brack9355 5 жыл бұрын
At least that movie was self aware, and its self awareness made for some funny jokes. This was just creepy...
@octoisgay
@octoisgay 5 жыл бұрын
The ironic thing is, Universal released both.
@noamseitz3521
@noamseitz3521 5 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie I really like the old cats musical
@cheshirerose2001
@cheshirerose2001 5 жыл бұрын
1981 but original "movie" was 1998
@K.Marie119
@K.Marie119 5 жыл бұрын
@@cheshirerose2001 At least that was a recording of the stage production. The choices made for this movie are just plain odd...
@maymaecat5149
@maymaecat5149 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah my family still has the vhs tape of it on stage bc my mother loves it.
@snortobortoowo
@snortobortoowo 5 жыл бұрын
I love cats.
@PalitoSelvatico
@PalitoSelvatico 5 жыл бұрын
He said its a movie for people who like cats so you might like it?
@CrimesAgainstHuFranity
@CrimesAgainstHuFranity 5 жыл бұрын
*The Only Thing I'm Here For To See Schaffrillas Talk About Will Smith And Tom Holland*
@neonwaffle3327
@neonwaffle3327 5 жыл бұрын
Was Tom in the film? Or Will?
@CrimesAgainstHuFranity
@CrimesAgainstHuFranity 5 жыл бұрын
@@neonwaffle3327 No....I meant by Him talking about *THAT FILM WHERE WILL SMITH BECOMES A BIRD*
@whalienabi
@whalienabi 5 жыл бұрын
@@neonwaffle3327 they're in a film together, called Spies In Disguise. I'm pretty sure it comes out on Christmas
@TheJiacheng123
@TheJiacheng123 5 жыл бұрын
I don't think it's out in the US yet? I'm not so sure
@astropunch101
@astropunch101 5 жыл бұрын
Do you think God stays in heaven because he’s afraid of what we create?
@saulolima4652
@saulolima4652 4 жыл бұрын
Spy kids!!!!!!!!
@PolishGod1234
@PolishGod1234 4 жыл бұрын
Yup
@graceyl.195
@graceyl.195 4 жыл бұрын
This movie is why
@lenap319
@lenap319 5 жыл бұрын
"i cant think of any musical thats less fitting to be made into a movie than cats" Wait till you hear about andrew lloyd webbers musical about thomas the tank engine
@guppti-tamberooly-jooortel1422
@guppti-tamberooly-jooortel1422 5 жыл бұрын
I would pay to see a movie adaptation of Starlight Express.
@nonyornats6218
@nonyornats6218 5 жыл бұрын
@@guppti-tamberooly-jooortel1422 that is generally how films work yes
@guppti-tamberooly-jooortel1422
@guppti-tamberooly-jooortel1422 5 жыл бұрын
@@nonyornats6218 ha ha ha. Not unless I bootleg one. lol
@jentoons5732
@jentoons5732 4 жыл бұрын
The W H A T
@lenap319
@lenap319 4 жыл бұрын
@@jentoons5732 yes, its called starlight express, its about horny trains and its the musical with the most injuries
@benjaminestrada9412
@benjaminestrada9412 5 жыл бұрын
Hopefully In The Heights will be good and set some sort of standard for musicals turned into movies
@tigerkite9520
@tigerkite9520 5 жыл бұрын
I really hope so!!
@whumpem
@whumpem 4 жыл бұрын
it's looking amazing so far
@whumpem
@whumpem 4 жыл бұрын
oh man, nvm, the movie's getting postponed because of corona, but hopefully we'll get it someday lmao
@BugsyFoga
@BugsyFoga 5 жыл бұрын
Somehow The Mike Myers Cat in the hat film has a better looking cat than this 2019 film .
@AkameGaKillfan777
@AkameGaKillfan777 5 жыл бұрын
Probably because it was still somewhat comparable to Dr. Seuss's original art, and wasn't a replacement for humans.
@RoseyRoseBun
@RoseyRoseBun 5 жыл бұрын
Cus that IS a cat. Not some weird ass humans with no ears and FUR!!
@gman4736
@gman4736 5 жыл бұрын
And it's better don't @ me
@becdoesyoutube
@becdoesyoutube 4 жыл бұрын
Plus, even if his jokes caused Ted Geisel to roll in his grave, at least they attempted to be funny, unlike those 2019 abominations.
@Yahav13135
@Yahav13135 5 жыл бұрын
My favorite review of this movie on Rotten Tomatoes is "I felt the light inside me slowly fading."
@matthewhunter1193
@matthewhunter1193 5 жыл бұрын
Me: Expects normal Schaffrillas Review Schaff: Delivers Midnight Screenings style vlog Well that SUBVERTED MY EXPECTATIONS!
@jackfan7673
@jackfan7673 5 жыл бұрын
"just put Cats: ft me for the title of the video" "Yeah" *Top 10 anime betrayals*
@misterzygarde6431
@misterzygarde6431 5 жыл бұрын
It should’ve been a fully animated movie.
@ayyarrdiaz
@ayyarrdiaz 5 жыл бұрын
MisterZygarde64 It was going to before the studio went down under
@TornaitSuperBird
@TornaitSuperBird 5 жыл бұрын
Literally the Aristocats, but not live action. Wait, OH SHIT
@andrezits9723
@andrezits9723 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah but just the voices of famous actors doesn't cut it apparently, you also need their faces
@greenoftreeblackofblue6625
@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 5 жыл бұрын
About what? There's Nothing there!
@sfglim5341
@sfglim5341 5 жыл бұрын
MisterZygarde64 Still wouldn’t be good no story lol
@gavanlittle6539
@gavanlittle6539 5 жыл бұрын
In a different spider verse this film is good and doesn’t look like Shark Tale
@jash3881
@jash3881 5 жыл бұрын
In all of the infinite universes there isn't one where this movie is good
@willsniff4644
@willsniff4644 5 жыл бұрын
How dare you make fun of the cinematic masterpiece that is shark tale. Every performance in that film could be compared to looking into God himself. Every scene in this movie is a small masterpiece With its own fantastic little details and ideas. The movies message about being a fish is beyond most people's comprehension I would saw off my two legs if it meant that shark tale got the recegnition that it deserves. The character design is so good, so unbelievably immaculate, I cried for two hours straight, out of pure happiness after I first saw how that one will Smith fish looked like. I cannot for the life of me come up with one single reason why the godfather is viewed as one of the best movies off all time but this movie isn't. Sharks tale of fucking unbelievable.
@seasaltsky
@seasaltsky 5 жыл бұрын
@@jash3881 There is one, but in that universe, Shrek 2 is no longer a perfect sequel.
@ellielovegood6307
@ellielovegood6307 5 жыл бұрын
JustsomeguyIdk oh no, please no
@seasaltsky
@seasaltsky 5 жыл бұрын
@@ellielovegood6307 Forgot to mention it's worse then Shrek 3
@linktomario712
@linktomario712 5 жыл бұрын
tfw they made CATS before WICKED!!! Wicked is one that WOULD work for a movie honestly
@Its_Asteria
@Its_Asteria 4 жыл бұрын
Wicked would be absolutely gorgeous honestly. I'd also like to see a possible adaptation for phantom of the opera. Because So far its only got one from a very long time ago and it's severely underappreciated. If it had another adaptation that added to it and perfected it even more, it would bring both to the spotlight for general audiences.
@inkythebeloved
@inkythebeloved 4 жыл бұрын
@@Its_Asteria I completely agree with this! I didn't know that Wicked was replaced by this, and I have no clue what went the director's minds when they made that decision. Also yessss, Phantom of the Opera!
@lyricmeredith8963
@lyricmeredith8963 4 жыл бұрын
@@Its_Asteria You do know there is already a phantom movie. It was made a bit ago.
@beccag2758
@beccag2758 3 жыл бұрын
@@lyricmeredith8963 …we don’t speak of that adaptation😑 I mean, if you like it, great, but I found the movie pretty bad
@mayastewart4194
@mayastewart4194 2 жыл бұрын
now there is gonna be a wicked movie
@anniekr184
@anniekr184 5 жыл бұрын
even the fans of the 1998 movie version got screwed over. the life got sucked out of most of the songs and they really messed up mungojerrie and rumpleteazer. this should never have been made into a movie, it's a sensation made for the stage meant to be experienced live
@SK-yx7hm
@SK-yx7hm 5 жыл бұрын
Now im just imagining that spongebob scene, where gary, spongebob, and squidward are snails and meowing. So patrick just throws a boot at one of them lol
@karib3909
@karib3909 5 жыл бұрын
James: I don't like most Andrew Loyd Webber musicals... Me: *sweats nervously* James: besides Jesus Christ Super Star. Me: JeeeSSUUSSSSS!!!
@Turt3752
@Turt3752 4 жыл бұрын
Kari B WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
@jimbo6811
@jimbo6811 5 жыл бұрын
"The rise of the Skywalker is already too lengthy" The rise of Skywalker review is 8 minutes and this video is 20 minutes
@ryanc970
@ryanc970 5 жыл бұрын
Title: Cats is a movie that exists. Schafrillas: it's not really a movie at all.
@tumaien4188
@tumaien4188 5 жыл бұрын
When I first saw the trailer, I just thought, "Why TF is this a life action musical and not animated?"
@chibiktsn3
@chibiktsn3 4 жыл бұрын
Hooper: I gave Mr. Mistopholese an arc! Audience: You ruined a perfectly good cat is what you did. Look at it! It has anxiety!
@skamlikely
@skamlikely 5 жыл бұрын
After watching this I had to watch Chicago to remember that I like musicals, and then listen to the original broadway Cats album to remember that I do, in fact, like Cats
@lvcivssylvvs8796
@lvcivssylvvs8796 5 жыл бұрын
Schrafrillas: “Have you said your prayers to the uh...” Tomatoa: “Choose your next words wisely”
@anthonytorres-cruz1598
@anthonytorres-cruz1598 5 жыл бұрын
Cat James Cordon is who I aspire to be
@tomaskermitproductions541
@tomaskermitproductions541 5 жыл бұрын
He is my fursona
@BraxtonKovary
@BraxtonKovary 5 жыл бұрын
Nice aspiration
@jaiesutciffe
@jaiesutciffe 5 жыл бұрын
"this wont be part of the rise of skywalker video, that ones long already" tros video: 9 minutes cats video: 30 minutes
@johnjohnthetauntaun
@johnjohnthetauntaun 5 жыл бұрын
I didn’t watch the movie before watching this because I literally did not give a crap about the plot. Hearing them talk about all of these random scenes strung together is probably a good representation of what the movie would actually be like if I watched it.
@LancerinCompany
@LancerinCompany 5 жыл бұрын
Everyone knew this movie would be a cat-astrophe
@LancerinCompany
@LancerinCompany 5 жыл бұрын
Guys these jokes are purrfect
@xblade149
@xblade149 5 жыл бұрын
This movie was very FURRocious in a bad way
@megashark1013
@megashark1013 5 жыл бұрын
Hey, I've got one. The movie's about cats.
@captaincalamity5025
@captaincalamity5025 5 жыл бұрын
yeah you gotta be kitten me
@AkameGaKillfan777
@AkameGaKillfan777 5 жыл бұрын
You're making me think of that King of the Hill episode where Hank took care of someone's cat and Dale kept making fun of him.
@toastcrumch
@toastcrumch 5 жыл бұрын
Cats isn’t meant to really meant to have a plot it’s just sort of a loose ballet sort of thing
@firestarr5812
@firestarr5812 5 жыл бұрын
Me and the boys going to see cats: bringing them gift cards: getting them sodas: we prepared.
@aa-to6ws
@aa-to6ws 5 жыл бұрын
"Cats" *"Ah yes, enslaved Saberspark"*
@cannibalisticrequiem
@cannibalisticrequiem 5 жыл бұрын
Schafrillas's friend: "Does anybody like Cats?" Schafrillas: "I don't think so." Me, quietly sobbing: "I do. 😭"
@taniaroman5857
@taniaroman5857 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@patrickbaker7014
@patrickbaker7014 5 жыл бұрын
Me: How many times are you going to use the same title format? Schaffrillas: Yes
@crm1301
@crm1301 5 жыл бұрын
i see your “cats is the worst musical you could adapt into a movie” and raise you one Putnam County Spelling Bee
@kandikidzora
@kandikidzora 5 жыл бұрын
Please no....
@strawbearydreams
@strawbearydreams 5 жыл бұрын
YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT AND I HATE IT
@TornaitSuperBird
@TornaitSuperBird 5 жыл бұрын
No, it's arguably better than Cats. Because you wouldn't get these cringey hyperrealistic cat-human hybrids.
@kandikidzora
@kandikidzora 5 жыл бұрын
@@TornaitSuperBird you have a great point
@AllyGatorAnimator
@AllyGatorAnimator 5 жыл бұрын
I see your Putnam County Spelling Bee and raise you one Starlight Express and one The Trail to Oregon to spice it up a bit. At an absolute push you could make Putnam work by tweaking a few things to make it a character-driven story about a seemingly normal competition from the exaggerated perspective of the children, going extra bizarre visually for the songs/fantasy sequences (that's if you were absolutely forced to mind, it would probably still fall flat on its face), Trail to Oregon loses a big chunk of the comedy the minute it isn't interactive and Starlight Express would literally just end up being as weird as Cats but with anthro trains doing roller-skating stunts that lose most of the impact when they aren't performed live.
@auzell1449
@auzell1449 5 жыл бұрын
Dude 'Cats' was such an awesome and innovative movie they made an entire SPECIES based on it!!
@doubledamn2599
@doubledamn2599 5 жыл бұрын
Huh, I've never seen Schaffrillas' face before this. He looks kinda like the guy that plays Moriarty in Sherlock.
@asharmstrong248
@asharmstrong248 4 жыл бұрын
You'll never eat lunch in this town again
@doubledamn2599
@doubledamn2599 4 жыл бұрын
@@asharmstrong248 Was that from the show? I kinda fell out of interest after season 2.
@asharmstrong248
@asharmstrong248 4 жыл бұрын
@@doubledamn2599 No it's an old Schaff joke and when people point out physical similarities it bothers me so I respond with that Like yesterday someone said Thomas Sanders looks like Elon Musk and he does and that's not good so I replied with that
@darkblasterzero4067
@darkblasterzero4067 5 жыл бұрын
I can't believe that Schaffrillis does not have a shiny crab face! *Defining moment in history*
@skeleytonz5319
@skeleytonz5319 5 жыл бұрын
Cats is the nightmare of everyone who specialises in visual arts Trust me, I know
@davidxlte
@davidxlte 5 жыл бұрын
It's like your neko girl dreams come true but then you realize that it's not a dream, it's a nightmare.
@averylaberge7092
@averylaberge7092 4 жыл бұрын
When i went to see cats there was literally no one in the theater, just me and my friend
@whittycoaster9541
@whittycoaster9541 5 жыл бұрын
7 years ago, Judi Dench looked into the future and saw the inevitable: She’d be in the movie Cats. She’s been frowning ever since.
@cosmicjesus2218
@cosmicjesus2218 3 жыл бұрын
Bro Im binging all your videos and cracking up bc I recognize the theater lmao. Great vid 👍 this movie is incredible
@ZakaZ1996
@ZakaZ1996 5 жыл бұрын
"Tom Hooper can't direct anything" *Looks on IMDb* "Director of The King's Speech"
@ausername5410
@ausername5410 4 жыл бұрын
And Les Mis like wtf
@paulsoderquist4788
@paulsoderquist4788 5 жыл бұрын
"I want it to win all of the awards so that the academy will implode on itself". Yes yes yes
@Max-v6v
@Max-v6v 5 жыл бұрын
transcript of 4:43 : hONeynOoooOoo oHnooOoooOo don't dO thAt oH my gOD im goNnA gO seE thIs oPenIng nIgHt oH mY gOd basically every mario party losing a minigame- *O H M Y G O D*
@kingDowahs
@kingDowahs 6 ай бұрын
“CATS is a movie that exists” That is the most terrifying sentence known to man
@godof-theft
@godof-theft 4 жыл бұрын
I can't believe how calm you guys are, immediately after watching this in theatres (maybe a week after y'all) my friend and I went out to my car and just cried for about ten minutes before I could even drive & we're still scarred
@BSJINTHEHOUSE420
@BSJINTHEHOUSE420 5 жыл бұрын
I’m more scared of this movie than my sleep paralysis demon.
@drakeconsumerofsoulsandche5761
@drakeconsumerofsoulsandche5761 5 жыл бұрын
I've made peace with mine. We play scrabble on Thursdays.
@calebbarnett4085
@calebbarnett4085 5 жыл бұрын
@@drakeconsumerofsoulsandche5761 Really? Mine plays Monopoly with me on Saturdays
@drakeconsumerofsoulsandche5761
@drakeconsumerofsoulsandche5761 5 жыл бұрын
@@Healeon I'm so sorry. A mercy killing is your best option.
@paleiosaur
@paleiosaur 4 жыл бұрын
The thing that hurts most for me is that Cats was a _huuuge_ part of my childhood, I used to act out every song in my bedroom and pretend I was in the musical, I knew every single word and constantly obsessed over going to see it in person cause I had only ever heard the cast recording. Last year my best friend took me to see it and I literally fucking cried. At intermission, a bunch of people (about 1/4 of the entire audience in fact) just left the theater because they didn't like it, and I was so confused?? And my friend explained that a lot of people really disliked the musical because it has no plot and is basically just a crazy spectacle... which I totally understand, but that was actually the main reason I love it so much. Everyone's entitled to their own opinion of course, but this movie is making people bring up how much they hate the original musical and it kinda hurts. If it was a good movie I could maybe forgive it, but the fact that they butchered the musical so badly just adds insult to injury for me. Sad boi hours.
@SqigglyHeart
@SqigglyHeart 5 жыл бұрын
Please consider comparing the atrocity of CATS 2019 with the actual stage film version from 1998. 🙏🏻
@Spacialvekter
@Spacialvekter 5 жыл бұрын
"I don't like most ALW musicals except for Jesus Christ Superstar" I can't fathom you not liking Phantom though...
@niamhha9014
@niamhha9014 4 жыл бұрын
I hope that the failure of Cats will teach Hollywood that an all star cast ≠ a good movie (but I know they’ll never learn).
@n-ergythemighty2283
@n-ergythemighty2283 5 жыл бұрын
Should we tell him there's an In the Heights movie coming?
@vinsueringamer2388
@vinsueringamer2388 5 жыл бұрын
N-ergyTheMighty In the Heights has potential tho
@bluefrostryy
@bluefrostryy 5 жыл бұрын
And it looks amazing shat up
@LunaWitcher
@LunaWitcher 5 жыл бұрын
I just hope it is better than the musical I went deaf with the amount of high notes per minute.
@panicatthelafayette8845
@panicatthelafayette8845 5 жыл бұрын
@@LunaWitcher um what? Are you talking about Karen Olivo in 'It Won't Be Long Now'? because those high notes were amazing!
@LunaWitcher
@LunaWitcher 5 жыл бұрын
@@panicatthelafayette8845 Oh, they were amazing! But the musical was ALL high notes at least in the first half. It gets stale really fast.
@georgeburkinshaw1794
@georgeburkinshaw1794 5 жыл бұрын
When James Cordon is the best part of the movie, you know it’s a trainwreck.
@cheshirerose2001
@cheshirerose2001 5 жыл бұрын
What about Jennifer Hudson? Was she any good?
@zelda3264
@zelda3264 5 жыл бұрын
I was listening to this while doing my makeup and when you showed that Aunt May meme, it took ever fiber of my body to not cry of laughter and ruin my foundation😂
@bett1826
@bett1826 4 жыл бұрын
My brother was initially excited about it, just for the dancing. And I was like, if you want dancing then WATCH THE ACTUAL SHOW YOU GOOFBALL
@Ethereal.green05
@Ethereal.green05 4 жыл бұрын
"There is no CATS in Ba Sing Se."
@Ben-jl2rh
@Ben-jl2rh 5 жыл бұрын
Well atleast you can see the shitstorm so we dont.
@justafan9399
@justafan9399 5 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, he’ll remember it so we don’t have to. Wait, wrong channel.
@ethanlid3473
@ethanlid3473 5 жыл бұрын
Would you ever make a top 10 musicals? It woul be cool to hear what musicals you like the best!
@hx0ad5
@hx0ad5 5 жыл бұрын
exactly the notification i needed
@ILikedGooglePlus
@ILikedGooglePlus 4 жыл бұрын
Of all the parallel universes, I have to be stuck in one where Cats exists
@astropunch101
@astropunch101 5 жыл бұрын
I’m going to apologise to Garfield now
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