Covid-19: *happens* Mark: I have come back to you now. At the turn of the tide.
@natelecarde9624 жыл бұрын
Mark the White
@kenrickkahn4 жыл бұрын
We are in a Covid-19 dimension! You wonder why I said that? Cause in our old dimension it takes Mark 3 years to release a video.. that's how you can tell we are in another dimension..
@CustodianVirgil4 жыл бұрын
@@kenrickkahn *Twilight Zone theme plays*
@ML-iw1fn4 жыл бұрын
PLEASE call it ”Chinese Virus” or ”Wuhan Virus” because CCP wants to blame it came from our hometown Hong Kong and even the United States of America.
@justincoleman38054 жыл бұрын
Cool unfunny “joke.”
@dalestrunk17494 жыл бұрын
No better time for you to come back then when everyone is stuck inside.
@KoolKman4 жыл бұрын
Got that right!
@prkycck44454 жыл бұрын
I am going shopping for my elderly parents today. I’m terrified!
@BusStopProductions.4 жыл бұрын
I'm not suck inside I sleep on a porch
@mannye10174 жыл бұрын
Dale Strunk facts
@wallyman2924 жыл бұрын
@@BusStopProductions. Got you beat! I sleep UNDER the porch!
@mama-ayanna4 жыл бұрын
The potential for more videos from Mark during this quarantine is just the silver lining we need.
@raimywinter23094 жыл бұрын
Yes
@AmazingKevinWClark4 жыл бұрын
I really like his content and he seems to be a good guy. His stuff is a good escape from all the crazy stuff going on in 2020. I'm starting to feel like the only sensible person on the planet lol. I know I'm not but some crazy hyrocritical shit has been going on. This is the first time in my life I've ever felt like I needed an escape from the world. This movie is so outrageous that I can just laugh at it in an innocent and baffling way with the commentary.
@pretorious7003 жыл бұрын
It's not a "quarantine", it's an imprisonment. You don't quaratine healthy people.
@jdenoe694 жыл бұрын
Cats: A nightmarish acid trip that terrified its audiences and bewildered its fans.
@waterking744 жыл бұрын
Cats is proof that acid has an expiration date and u should never consume it
@Stroheim3334 жыл бұрын
It is amazing how much the average movie nerd can delude themselves with silly exaggerations. Of course this movie if far from a masterpiece, but it is also a matter of fact that it doesn't deserve this childish hate. Movie nerds never use their own brain, they always act collectively and try to impress each other with the same opinions -- but expressed LOUDER and MORE and MORE EXAGGERATED. Grow up, kids.
@waterking744 жыл бұрын
@@Stroheim333 alright what ever boomer
@Stroheim3334 жыл бұрын
@@waterking74 Yes, people like you need to grow up. And behave as you are 25 years old when you are 25 years old.
@marianatheschizoid59124 жыл бұрын
Tell me about it. The experience of watching this on acid gave me such trippy sexual nightmares that would make Freud himself go insane!
@PaulRizzo4 жыл бұрын
Yesssss! Nothing better than virus isolation with Mark!
@justincoleman38054 жыл бұрын
There is only one ‘s’ in ‘yes.’
@BusStopProductions.4 жыл бұрын
I'm not isolated I sleep on a porch
@jamstonjulian69474 жыл бұрын
That's the name of his new series: "Virus Isolation with Mark"
@peterleonard494 жыл бұрын
I can think of a lot of better things but this is ok
@PaulRizzo4 жыл бұрын
Justin Coleman Really? Gee, tell us more Mr. Teacher. Please.
@elijahhatten87174 жыл бұрын
“Australias face melted off” 😂 I love this channel, thanks Mark!
"I love her" "I love him" "And darn it he loves me"
@anonb46324 жыл бұрын
Or BATS. Maybe not in the light of recent events in China.
@Xegethra4 жыл бұрын
Claude Speed will be the lead.
@ML-iw1fn4 жыл бұрын
”CRAPS: The Nonsensical” properly is the best name to replace the original one.
@wstine794 жыл бұрын
Makes you appreciate the costumes and make up of the stage show.
@Wimmig43at3394 жыл бұрын
Nah man, just makes me want to kill myself.
@naivenitara4 жыл бұрын
No 🙅🏾
@justincoleman38054 жыл бұрын
Makes me appreciate Caroline In The City.
@TECfan14 жыл бұрын
I honestly don't understand why they didn't just use makeup for this...
@Canor-r7u4 жыл бұрын
Watching Cats is like taking acid without taking acid. Really is just a way to get around the law.
@justincoleman38054 жыл бұрын
How original.
@michrain58724 жыл бұрын
Without the happy effects, though. It's like a bad trip with pretty colors :D
@viscountrainbows64524 жыл бұрын
How to tell someone has never done proper acid; they call anything mildly disturbing and colourful, an acid trip😹
@vickielawson31142 жыл бұрын
@Alejandro Barajas No, taking acid is actually fun, meaningful, and enlightening. This movie is just crap.
@kalahrenee Жыл бұрын
Without the happy good feeling.
@ARBLACKx4 жыл бұрын
lol my local arthouse theater already has monthly screenings of Cats just like The Room. It's become another cult hit
@tastyloaf54874 жыл бұрын
Well, if people buying carloads of toilet paper didn't make me lose faith in humanity....
@ARBLACKx4 жыл бұрын
@@tastyloaf5487 It's for fun just like The Room screenings. People get drunk, watch the movie, get all rowdy and yell and scream throughout it haha. It's really entertaining when you're actually there. I obviously couldn't do it every month tho haha probably a once a year sort of thing just like what I do with The Room.
@doubledoubleusmokymirror4d4054 жыл бұрын
I think you can watch the Room for free. On KZbin actually. It was so horrible. I couldn't do it. Lol
@ARBLACKx4 жыл бұрын
@@doubledoubleusmokymirror4d405 You'll go mad if you watch The Room by yourself lol. It's so fun when you watch it in a theater because everyone sh*ts on it and quotes all the lines haha
@ladymoniquevonmolendorff53044 жыл бұрын
@@ARBLACKx That actually sounds awesome 😂 I agree, some super cringey movies are so much better in a group. Me and a friend were part of a movie club and they were showing a really boring drama love story nonsense that I didn't care for. My friend went and told me afterwards (as predicted) the movie was boring AF, but she enjoyed it so much because of one older lady's constant commenting on the main character's dress sense. Apparently she was wearing a doily 😂
@KittyGoldPaint4 жыл бұрын
I remember the commercials for cats too growing up, and I also thought they were scary, and that maybe I just didn't get it, because it was "art" and too complex for my child brain. Then as an adult, I looked up the synopsis for it online, and realized maybe most people don't get it either; and it's just plain weird!
@AdamAus854 жыл бұрын
Life show is good though. Good songs, good costumes costumes/make up and impressive athleticism on show.
@anonb46324 жыл бұрын
I like TS Eliot as a poet. Just not his cat poems.
@AdamAus854 жыл бұрын
live*
@KittyGoldPaint4 жыл бұрын
@@AdamAus85 Admittedly, I've always wanted to see the live show once, if for any reason, because it looks like it would visually, be an interesting experience!
@anonb46324 жыл бұрын
@@KittyGoldPaint The live show looks better than this film. Not that I'd want to see it either.
@jameswarner58784 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Mark wore the same shirt when he reviewed "The Neverending Story Part 3"
@KremBotop4 жыл бұрын
James Warner I still rewatch that review every once in a while. One of his best
@mr.t98164 жыл бұрын
He is a guy... So he has limited numbers of shirts like all of us i guess.
@tastyloaf54874 жыл бұрын
_"Great price on that skin jacket."_ I dunno why, but that really made me laugh.
@viscountrainbows64524 жыл бұрын
You'll make a fine jacket, cat!
@watchdogsplaythroughs98524 жыл бұрын
As an introvert - this self-containment thing is a breeze!
@cruddddddddddddddd4 жыл бұрын
Same. It’s amusing seeing ppl complain about it online
@andrew12bravo212 жыл бұрын
Yes! Was kind of an improvement actually!
@nignamedmutt7270 Жыл бұрын
You should be disgusted with yourself if the lock down was just an ordinary day to you. You'd be exactly the person to eat a bag of seasoned crickets and say something like "It'S AcTuAlLy NoT BaD! It KiNdA TaStEs A BiT LiKe ChIcKeN, AnD WiTh ThE SeAsOnInG, YoU ReAlLy DoN'T TaStE ThAt MuCh CrIcKeT!" This is coming from an introvert who's life(more daily routine) was barely effected in the lockdown.. Can't wait to see the same comment telling me "It'S NoT ThAt BaD" when we go through it AAAAALLLL over again in 2024.
@sailoramanaxasu24554 жыл бұрын
In Poland we actually DO use the same word for both skin and leather
@marekjirousek91864 жыл бұрын
Well here in Czech republic it's also the same and I never even thought about that :D
@carrie.m4 жыл бұрын
In Brazil we use the same word for skin and fur but only when the fur is dead, when it's alive is another word, it's ridiculous
@whitestrokes4 жыл бұрын
Same in Serbian/Croatian, it's a skin jacket. lol
@alicehermioneannabeth4 жыл бұрын
Also, in Hebrew
@parimabartender4 жыл бұрын
So I only made a leather lampshade when I skinned that kid? Ok good to know
@ravenlord44 жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for the Asylum version with Japanese schoolgirls wearing clip-on cat ears and skirts with sewn-on cat tails. That will be a guaranteed money maker.
@bobbyrice4 жыл бұрын
ABSO-F*#KIN-LUTELY!!!!!!
@christosvoskresye4 жыл бұрын
Hello Kitty the musical?
@cocolime64964 жыл бұрын
It would still look better than this
@1BlackLamb4 жыл бұрын
I would probably watch that
@KeyBladeMaster-Dan4 жыл бұрын
I would definitely watch that version
@PaulRizzo4 жыл бұрын
Holy s**t dude! You figured it out. The virus has NOTHING to do with bat-eating. And everything to do with this friggin movie!!!
@JACKTHETRIXTER4 жыл бұрын
Paul Rizzo don’t forget the Australian wildfires.
@PaulRizzo4 жыл бұрын
John Jackson Correct. I’m from Australia and yeah, they were bad! Thanks Cats!
@pickeljarsforhillary1024 жыл бұрын
It's a massive ploy to keep us all indoors forcing us to resubscribe to Netflix for entertainment.
@dudeseriously794 жыл бұрын
@@pickeljarsforhillary102 Ikr? Netflix keeps trying to tell me there's been a problem with my payment but that problem is that KZbin decided to double down on its ads so I went with premium instead.
@cajunboi48884 жыл бұрын
Paul Rizzo And it killed Kobe Bryant!
@ShariVoffs4 жыл бұрын
There was plans back in the days of doing a movie adaptation of Cats in animation, which is the only way I think this would have been sort of acceptable! Still would have been strange but it wouldn't have been this level of strange!
@Criticas_QLS4 жыл бұрын
It seems to me that you are the EXPERT on cats, Mark
@Nick-hm9rh4 жыл бұрын
Gandalf didnt age well. Turned himself into a cat innit
@jamstonjulian69474 жыл бұрын
I'm still bemused as to why he chose to do this film. Must have been the chance to work with James Corden.
@viscountrainbows64524 жыл бұрын
This whole movie seems like a hostage situation involving blood rituals
@ML-iw1fn4 жыл бұрын
You can't burn this movie to Hell because even Hell doesn’t want it.
@AL-SH4 жыл бұрын
Eventually Hollywood will produce a new movie, "Coronavirus: The Musical"
@ILikeMyPrivacytbt4 жыл бұрын
Maybe the corona virus is the curse he was talking about this movie bringing onto this world. Don't believe me here is some facts... Cats (2019) Cornovirus (2020) see the link? EDIT: I just hit play on the video and he mentioned that, nevermind. Sorry for repeating his joke, I didn't hear it yet.
@aussiewanderer63044 жыл бұрын
You just know Rebel Wilson will play the same character in that one too.
@fairlyliterary47714 жыл бұрын
Why put that out into the atmosphere? There's enough already 😭
@joshDammmit4 жыл бұрын
The plot of “Cats” is utterly incomprehensible. It SCREAMS cocaine use by the writers.
@naivenitara4 жыл бұрын
Cocaine and catnip
@spatchmo69384 жыл бұрын
Well, the musical WAS created in the 80s... And Andrew Lloyd Weber would go on to write Starlight Express, which was basically Cats, but instead of cats singing and dancing it's about trains singing and dancing
@Theyungcity234 жыл бұрын
The plot is literally the white cat meets a bunch of magical cats and one goes through a magical resurrection rituals. Yes utterly incomprehensible...
@anonb46324 жыл бұрын
You can blame Eliot for some of the weirdness. I doubt it was cocaine back then.
@admiralsquatbar1274 жыл бұрын
@@anonb4632 it was created in the 80's, it was definitely cocaine.
@rayonixv47174 жыл бұрын
Most disturbing horror musical of the decade. Scared me out of my LSD addiction.
@TheDeldiz4 жыл бұрын
I feel like the movie actually takes place in some kind of "cat purgatory," i.e. all of these cats are actually dead and are awaiting their turn to either be reincarnated or to ascend to the afterlife. If you look at old Tom and Jerry cartoons and they like, when a cat is thrown out inside of a bag, it's usually into a body of water or out the window of a moving car. It would also explain why the streets are so empty. This is a plain of existence that belongs to the cats.
@ryan.19902 жыл бұрын
Bro... what if X was set in Purgatory!?
@TemporaryButterfly4 жыл бұрын
I never clicked on anything so fast when I saw this beautiful thumbnail.
@doublep19804 жыл бұрын
One thing,that bugs me about the whole ''cats wearing fur coats''-thing: Are these fur coats made of their own fur and they shave it off and let it grow back or did they skin some other poor cat,to get the fur?
@OolTube024 жыл бұрын
Are leather jackets made out of human skin? Of course not!
@doublep19804 жыл бұрын
@@OolTube02 So.. they skin other cats! This movie is even more fucked up then I thought!!
@sakabula2357 Жыл бұрын
@@OolTube02 mine is.....lol
@pickeljarsforhillary1024 жыл бұрын
Legend has it that Cats is what started the Terran-Kilrathi War
@naivenitara4 жыл бұрын
The rumors are 100% true
@creasybear314 жыл бұрын
I understood that reference!
@DLJohnsonHonourofKings4 жыл бұрын
@@creasybear31 So did I.
@FairyRat4 жыл бұрын
Right there with ya, laddie.
@DLJohnsonHonourofKings4 жыл бұрын
You brought back memories. Heart of the Tiger is worth watching here on KZbin. I remember playing that one to the end. Thanks. Lol
@vanitasthomas48294 жыл бұрын
The minute I saw the trailer I automatically thought "Box Office Bomb". It probably should've just been an animated film. Good to see you again though Mark!
@MST3Kfan1 Жыл бұрын
The whole skin skit floored me. Great job as usual, Mark!
@jorelblu4 жыл бұрын
You're a legend - and I thankful to receive this kind of content around the time!! WE NEED YOU MARK! LMAO
@NWAWskeptic4 жыл бұрын
oh, hi Mark. Welcome back.
@rosemoreno51104 жыл бұрын
Why does Mark sound like a less hysterical jerry seinfeld?
@esperanzarobertson48234 жыл бұрын
Right?!
@historyofgoldgold47484 жыл бұрын
Very true 🤔
@MrTomSpencer4 жыл бұрын
You know, now that I think about it... 🤔
@justincoleman38054 жыл бұрын
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
@projectmayhem68984 жыл бұрын
Cats came out three days before Festivus. Coincidence?
@OceanbornAngel4 жыл бұрын
If there's one thing Cats (2019) is doing very well it's increasing interest in the 1999 recording of the actual stage play.
@ThePsho6 ай бұрын
True. I actually watched the 2019 version first (rifftrax version). It inspired me to check out the 1998 version. Was still pretty confused, but the damn Mistoffolees song was stuck in my head, so I watched it again. 20+ viewings later, and I'm honestly grateful for the 2019 travesty. The 1998 version is fantastic.
@Kennythesamuri4 жыл бұрын
Thanks Mark for this, I needed this laugh
@alevtinasherman34114 жыл бұрын
That's how Jayme Gumb shops for clothing: "Oh, is this real skin? Did you put lotion on its skin before having the clearance sale?"
@Horrormaster134 жыл бұрын
The 95 million dollars wasted on this movie could've fed people.
@anonb46324 жыл бұрын
It did feed some people. Ever see "the Producers"? Some people still made a lot of money off it either way.
@TECfan14 жыл бұрын
Lmao like a studio is going to donate money.
@anonb46324 жыл бұрын
@manuel hernandez No worries, we're entering the Second Great Depression anyway, thanks to CV19...
@mikek46104 жыл бұрын
Horrormaster13 fed them to sharks
@leobuscaglia55762 жыл бұрын
It's all money laundering basically.
@remylabeau51404 жыл бұрын
I believe it’s safe to say that we all needed a video from you right about now.
@widdershins17964 жыл бұрын
"Australia's face melted off" I lost it 🤣🤣 And YES I can laugh at it. I'm Australian.
@raruterofegb4 жыл бұрын
2:48 what else to do on the end of the world but laugh with jokes.
@raruterofegb4 жыл бұрын
@Diabeto Kills it's a joke
@TheTwick4 жыл бұрын
They could have used REAL cats. There would have been less dance numbers and more walking around and licking themselves.
@Yak13122 жыл бұрын
Hollywood was so obsessed with wether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
@motomon98484 жыл бұрын
I’m so excited about this right now
@john515514 жыл бұрын
Mark imma need you to roll out 3 to 4 videos per week during this time of crisis and this dammm quarantine
@cpkgrownup94964 жыл бұрын
I legit didn’t know the Cats play started almost 40 years ago. I thought I remembered it from the 90’s.
@anonb46324 жыл бұрын
It was a big West End show for years. My guess is that they staged it there for years before exporting it elsewhere. I remember visiting London in the eighties and it was advertised everywhere. I never saw it, but I knew kids who had. The song "Memories" was also on heavy rotation on BBC Radio for a while.
@manicpixiefangirl41894 жыл бұрын
That’s when the VHS was heavily promoted. I remember a trailer for it before the Barney movie.
@anonb46324 жыл бұрын
@@manicpixiefangirl4189 Yes, they did a film of the show in the nineties which is apparently better than this film, if a bit stagey.
@OolTube024 жыл бұрын
I've listened to the CD in the '80s.
@hawlitakerful3 жыл бұрын
@@anonb4632 that's like comparing watching a dvd of your favourite band's live concert amd watching a dvd full of the same band's music videos.
@AFLOVEable3 ай бұрын
Thank you for sparing us the sound track to this video. Musical singers are usually very well trained and capable singers, so being exposed to strictly laymen vocalists would be the horror.
@Liquidcadmus4 жыл бұрын
Universally labeled as a disturbing horrible mess of a film, it's truly horrendous indeed.
@anonb46324 жыл бұрын
It's the "Caligula" of our times. I wonder if anyone was in both films...
@ashleyhathaway85484 жыл бұрын
@@anonb4632 If only they'd cast Helen Mirren.
@owiseone14 жыл бұрын
I knew Mark would be by our side during the apocalypse!
@corncrackerkid50924 жыл бұрын
I think the theory of this Hell spawn of a movie being the whole curse that started COVID-19 has some believability, Idris Elba was one of the first celebrities to test positive with it anyway
@hermeticxhaote47234 жыл бұрын
Charles Minor is a shitty manager.
@hankw692 жыл бұрын
Mark you have my admiration and sympathy. Talk about suffering for one's work. I could not sit through 15 seconds of Rebel Wilson's scratching scene, had to turn it off before I gagged(I survived entire minutes of a Breen movie once) . You are made of sterner stuff my Canadian friend.
@MeganKoumori4 жыл бұрын
There is only one way to adapt "Cats": Make it animated. Check out the concept art from the 90's when Steven Spielberg was planning to make it and prepare to be pissed that his version never got made.
@TECfan14 жыл бұрын
I'd honestly like to see that.
@haruruben4 жыл бұрын
My brother LOVED the musical on Broadway , I think we went in a school field trip and 20 years later he still mentions it
@Back4Fungame4 жыл бұрын
This movie also needs to be in quarantine
@Strange_Armour2 жыл бұрын
There must be some serious dirt on every single member of the cast for them to have agreed to do this.
@spddiesel3 жыл бұрын
Mark: "There's a lot of big names in this movie, and there's a lot of talented people..." Me: "And there's also James Cordon!" And then I laughed, more than I've ever laughed at anything Pound Town Andy Richtor's ever done.
@GiantBrother4 жыл бұрын
“This is my most serious face.” _comedic music continues playing in the background_
@highq90394 жыл бұрын
😭
@cindigonzalez73504 жыл бұрын
I kind of think the whole thing is an eye sore. Everything is so polished and there's so much CGI involved.
@deborahamos54014 жыл бұрын
Film Theory talked about Cats being cult like more if anyone hasn't seen that yet.
@paulw8584 жыл бұрын
Thank you for actually being fair to this. It seems like most people that have bad things to say about it just pile on the negativity and parrot the same shit everyone else says. I'm convinced that most people that "saw" it didn't actually see it. So this is great to see that, even though your thoughts were overall negative, you balanced them out with objective observations with some positivity. Especially your comments on it being an adaptation of something that was already strange and ridiculous to begin with. I just feel like this was a movie that was unfairly maligned by the masses based on those viral first impressions of the trailer, and at that point the movie was never going to win. But it was nice to hear, for once, a most balanced opinion of it on here. Even saying something about the set design and use of color is more positive than 100% of the other KZbin videos on it!
@anonb46324 жыл бұрын
We've got to stop using the word "viral" in that sense. It keeps making me look over my shoulder just now.
@theamericanjoeshow4 жыл бұрын
If they would have made a movie called "Dogs" it would have been a blockbuster.
@OolTube024 жыл бұрын
Dogs wouldn't have a cult that wouldn't consider humans their gods. This kind of thing works only with cats.
@cruddddddddddddddd4 жыл бұрын
All Dogs Go To Heaven. Idk why but your comment made me think about that. Totally unrelated. Okay, carry on.
@HuwDouglasEvans4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I'm not the only person baffled by the attraction of watching singing, dancing cats.
@webinatic2164 жыл бұрын
For some people this was the last movie they have seen in the cinemas.
@OolTube024 жыл бұрын
"... just be fur everywhere." Okay, that's a concern I can empathize with.
@nicolederhone78474 жыл бұрын
Me- "I'm SO tired. I really need to get some sleep." *Mark uploads a video Me- "Sleep is going to have to wait."
@naivenitara4 жыл бұрын
Sleep can wait. We can sleep when we're dead. But til then, watch Mark! 😂
@justincoleman38054 жыл бұрын
You: not funny or interesting but still using this cliche setup.
@nicolederhone78474 жыл бұрын
@@justincoleman3805 quarantine seems to bring out the little bitch in you. Or maybe you've always been a little bitch.
@adamtzsch4 жыл бұрын
Nicole DeRhone You noticed too?
@adamtzsch4 жыл бұрын
Justin Coleman *clichéd
@ShinySephiroth14 жыл бұрын
Mark - we discovered your channel in January when we were doing a building project in our backyard (wife and I) and you helped us get through so many hours of drywall, insulation, and nails. Thanks for your help in getting through that! We watched all of your vids! I'm glad we get another video to help us during this quarantine! ^_^
@pickeljarsforhillary1024 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early there was only 1 Fast and Furious movie.
@justincoleman38054 жыл бұрын
Oh, are you early? Is this also the internet and will therefore be around forever?
@doublep19804 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early,the world hadn't gone all 28 Days Later.
@leecroft19834 жыл бұрын
doubleP 😂
@jakeredd4 жыл бұрын
The world needs Mark right now... Thank you for the video, sir.
@Engiflux4 жыл бұрын
Cats: Best bad movie of the last decade. It was so absolutely terrible it was a delight.
@Tcoldsteel2 ай бұрын
What a snap-shot of a moment in time.
@h.a.98802 жыл бұрын
70 Million lost... but that's only in cat money.
@billwenham4 жыл бұрын
I saw this on some strong-ass edibles and within the first shot of a cat my fiance wanted to leave. It was disturbing how often they were facing the camera and seemed to want to literally crawl off the screen. It was an endurance test of nightmarish proportions. I'll probably buy it on Bluray.
@rogermorris96964 жыл бұрын
Cats the movie is what you get when mix Andrew Lloyd Webber, LSD and a total and utter hatred for the human race together.
@michellefernandez31554 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for this. Thanks Mark for the quality content in this time of need!
@heidifedor4 жыл бұрын
Ya, young women weren’t interested in the whole Reylo dynamic.
@alexandresobreiramartins94614 жыл бұрын
But that's because they are bland as spam without salt. Or maybe they learned their lesson after the Twilight nightmare.
@thefaceofinsecurity4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the good start to my work week!
@johnknight91504 жыл бұрын
I don't care about the Uncanny Valley effect, it's the CG itself: haven't you noticed that bits of them are just wobbling around randomly, misaligned and unfixed? How is no one mentioning this?? It looks like someone made a demo for a Voodoo 2 in 1998. It's hideous! Never mind the look of the face, make sure the model works properly!
@dickjohnson99964 жыл бұрын
yeah, bad tracking i think? im not sure what the technical term is but you right, the faces dont stay aligned with the cg lol
@danbasford74562 жыл бұрын
The original Cats should have just been called "David Bowie, the Musical." Nobody would have known any difference
@johnvincent18234 жыл бұрын
This movie definitely spawned the corona virus
@keithnewton55084 жыл бұрын
When it hits the fan, you can either laugh or cry. Might as well laugh. Thanks
@irishjoe29414 жыл бұрын
I honestly never knew they were actually “Cats” I thought they were Cat people in there own type of world..
@OolTube024 жыл бұрын
That's what cats are to each other.
@irishjoe29414 жыл бұрын
OolTube02 ok I understand but you’re not understanding me
@viktornemethy15504 жыл бұрын
This was the most well put together review that I saw about the movie. Congrats!
@CBright78314 жыл бұрын
Well, now that you're stuck in the house maybe that means you'll make some more videos at a steady rate now........
@jamstonjulian69474 жыл бұрын
"THE MOST JOYFUL EVENT OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON"
@BigSisterNeko4 жыл бұрын
As I cat lover I never understood Cats the musical’s popularity. It looked super creepy to me too when I was a kid. And the fact that they believed turning it into a movie was a great idea is incomprehensible. They should’ve had had a furry consultant. Just saying 🤨
@bethoraathkorius70054 жыл бұрын
Thank you mark, you've got no idea how much this video just made my day...
@KurtAnderson8124 жыл бұрын
Never watch this movie without an ample supply of mind altering substances
@FumblsTheSniper4 жыл бұрын
I would definitely freak out if I was on shrooms.
@cocolime64964 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't that just make it worse?
@Shawol3604 жыл бұрын
Cats should have been animated. It is literally the only thing that makes sense going from musical to film.
@ArchlordZer04 жыл бұрын
If I had to choose, I would rather rewatch Cats over Star Wars: ROS. At least I can have a fun trip making fun of its insanity.
@christosvoskresye4 жыл бұрын
If I had to choose, I'd rather stay in the lobby and watch the popcorn machine than watch either movie.
@anonb46324 жыл бұрын
@@christosvoskresye I'd rather stay in the toilet for two hours, with a decent book.
@gottzd.37744 жыл бұрын
This video made my day,this quarantine sucks and I needed a good laugh
@TheJoyHarold4 жыл бұрын
I love your videos and your sense of humor, you should have millions and million of followers! Seriously my favorite reviewer ever!!!
@carlrobinson51564 жыл бұрын
It's always a pleasant surprise when your videos pop up!
@blaisetelfer84994 жыл бұрын
Mark, please check out Serenity (the 2019 one, not the Firefly movie). I think you'll have a blast with the movie's reveal; it was almost as ill-conceived as the visuals for this one.
@nilskalsdorf54834 жыл бұрын
Thanks Mark for coming back at this point !
@NefariousKoel4 жыл бұрын
Needs a sequel... 'Cats 2: The Skaven Felinocide'
@magicman2054 жыл бұрын
This is the first legitimately fair review I've seen of this film. As a fan of the musical and as somebody that was able to look past the visuals after a few minutes of getting used to them, there is a lot of talent on display here. It can be tough to get past the cat effects, but if you can, this movie is unlike anything else- and I feel like you can't dismiss something as unique as this movie like most did.
@toatakanuva48464 жыл бұрын
“The Must-See Musical Event” Obi-Wan Kenobi: “Oh I don’t think so”
@juliet1164 жыл бұрын
Quarentined here in Annapolis, Maryland. Thanks for making me laugh!
@Thurston864 жыл бұрын
2:55 Hey just FYI Mark, the LCBOs are considered an “essential service” so they’re staying open so everyone can still get wasted! Just have to do it at your house... alone.. actually, that seems kind of sad. Nevermind.