Beach Running At Night | Two And A Half Men | Comedy Central Africa

[@redips]

2:32 Alan: Charlie, I swear on my son's life!!!! You know what Alan, just for that officers take him to jail. lol

[@GTFilms3636]

2:52 so how was your run? LMFAO 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@melanieparker]

"I swear on my son's life..." I wanted alan to finish that sentence. Seriously, he'll what? Move out? It's sad that alan thinks he has any leverage in that house.

[@dobronx4771]

Technically Charlie ruined Alan by sleeping with his lawyer. Maybe moral leverage. But yeah anytime Alan tries to win an argument or try to own an argument against Charlie, he literally never wins as he has brings nothing to the table.

[@melanieparker]

@@dobronx4771 Did Charlie tell Alan to marry Kandi, ask her to divorce like Judith did and take all his money and throw him out? Nice try though.

[@dobronx4771]

@@melanieparker true but all that wouldn’t have happened if….that one thing didn’t happen. That one thing. Alan ain’t no angel, but Charlie did ruin him. Very much so.

[@georgebrice8329]

@dobronx4771+ compare to Charlie he is

[@melanieparker]

@@georgebrice8329 No he isn't.

[@maswimadaraka9094]

Why do you keep calling me Charlie 😂😂😂

[@TheJoyofCooking24]

😅😅😅 Why do you keep calling me Charlie

[@redips]

I think Alan got the wrong house. lol

[@SilasNiishinda]

“Atleast this clown didn’t ask if I was Jewish” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@FreedomInJesusChrist222]

I didn’t get this joke

[@mellowmayelo]

​@@FreedomInJesusChrist222they were making fun of Mel Gibson. This was when he got arrested back in like 2009 and a bunch of phone recordings were made public where he's being antisemitic

[@FreedomInJesusChrist222]

@@mellowmayelo ohhh that’s right! Thank you for your response!! 😎😀mAkes sense now

[@masternoob9673]

How Dafuq do you mistake a guy in dark clothes and carrying a bag with a man in his bright pajamas jogging with no bag??

[@abehambino]

Because it was dark????

[@aggressiveblaze]

Why dafuq did Alan ask the black officer if he was jewish? Is he antisemite?

[@whatdidyoutoldme9395]

@@abehambinothey had a big ass spotlight on him?

[@DomWeasel]

How do you mistake someone asleep in their own home for an armed intruder? They're American cops.

[@apujoin]

You know what? I’m gonna do it “Pay rent?”

[@ellnats]

wait a sec he just passesthe guy they were chasing and gets in trouble? good lord justice truly is blind

[@redips]

Alan: you really enjoy screwing don't you? Charlie: Well. you don't pay rent. Charlie has a point Alan. since you don't pay rent, Charlie is allowed to screw you however he please. lol

[@alpontius]

Nop he doesnt.

[@chrisjackson1889]

Alan: You know what? I’m going to do it Charlie: Pay rent? Alan: No

[@shahinuchowdhury5372]

Ok you are saying this as this may be a show but it is his brother. So if your brother was living with you but not paying rent would you screw with him.

[@fredrichardson8647]

@@alpontius OH hell yes does

[@georgebrice8329]

You guys do know the reason he struck there bcuz charlie dump his divorce lawyer

[@Asahamana]

And this was The first Time I heard The theme to Chariots of fire.

[@sourabhkarmakar8040]

Alan gone full Karen mode there 😂

[@clarkkent8286]

It was justified

[@seanwebb605]

He was unjustly confronted. You don't know what it means to be a Karen.

[@blancarosales3400]

So how was your run 😂😂😂

[@GTFilms3636]

😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@farhanahmad6316]

Dogs wernt optional after all

[@chrisjackson1889]

“You don’t tell them who am I they’re going to take me to jail!” “Well, you should have paid rent”

[@PriscoDH]

Hey it is Good 👍

[@tripple_R]

What does the cop say at 2:43? At least this clown didn't ask if I was.. what?

[@jacklee-nn5vh]

Jewish

[@darthuchiha1418]

Charlie was such a troll the show wasn’t the same when he died he carried the whole show

[@nonamewillbegiven2412]

Hush

[@kevaunmitchell1316]

It's the Release the dogs episode from season 4 aired in 2006

[@CelebrityGamerTV]

I would pretend not to know Alan if this means he goes to jail.

[@seanwebb605]

And Charlie said he would have trouble finding a dog.

[@theman1412]

If only Alan got to keep Chester 😊

[@seanwebb605]

@@theman1412 Chester was a spite dog.

[@Alice-hw6db]

AMEN

[@piedadleon817]

Sadly I would have said “ I’m sorry I don’t know 🤷‍♂️ who he is “

[@falcon3268]

Just to get Alan out of the house for a bit longer, Charlie should've told the police that not only he didn't know who Alan was but convince the police that he had seen Alan's face on wanted posters for supposive murder cases and kidnapping charges. I am sure that Judith would back that up as she hates Alan just as much.

[@garystahl9948]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@shuib]

Can someone tell me (I'm not Jewish neither am I anti-semitic) why "at least he didn't ask me if I'm Jewish" got the audience shock reaction?

[@shuib]

@@jimmybobbobjr.3396 thanks so much. Much appreciated!

[@Zeralop]

You cannot be anti semitic to so called Jews, cuz they re not Jews, they re khazar Mongols from the orient, who came from the Babylonians.

[@Zeralop]

​@@jimmybobbobjr.3396Has mel Gibson always opposed the Jews?

[@orsh3331]

Mel gibson incident

[@stagna1959]

Yeah, I think they joked about Mel Gibson arrest. It shows how old this show is. Who nowadays remembers Mel Gibson incidents and his phone rants? Only very old people like me.

[@BrandonFernandoContrerasMontij]

😂😂

[@BrandonFernandoContrerasMontij]

Yo no viviría con mi Hermano aunque me pagaran

[@vikramsarangan18]

The black guy taking about being called Jewish 😅😂.... Too much