Chael Sonnen, FAKE Black Belt...

[@Brianp978]

Imagine being randomly sat next to chael on a plane. It would be the greatest trip ever

[@guyspicks5308]

"Allow me to condescend to you for a moment, but there's this thing called turbulence where the plane shakes a lot, OF WHICH...is happening right now!"

[@plutoloco2378]

There’s a difference between BEING a black belt and HAVING a black belt. Chael never lied.

[@davidaloysuis]

In all of my BEING, black cock, but physically I HAVE a white one..

[@frankdux5693]

Either one of them doesn't mean you can actually fight.

[@jamesonaleman4101]

Chael “Fake black belt” sonnen is still more skilled than anyone who has a black belt under the nogueira brothers.

[@brettfloyd4291]

They literally fed a bus a carrot

[@PoonHandler]

I dunno I once got a Ninja Turtle with my happy meal

[@brixtonmystery]

Damn right!

[@Khedran]

Except when it comes to petting a Bus... nobody outclasses the Nogueiras there

[@RighteousApache]

It’s like saying I got a toy in my happy meal

[@BiazWS]

Chael is so humble to us mortals he pretends he didn’t throw a No Hitter on his first try

[@str8904]

Chael's jujitsu is so high level they had to invent a new black belt just to give to him

[@cobes11]

I heard that scientists started developing vantablack just so Chael’s belt could be dark enough.

[@hard2hurt]

I can't tell which is funnier... either the fact that Chael called his first pitch ever... which went wild... as a "meteorite" or the way that he pronounced "meteorite."

[@cowperm]

Lol, a "Meet-er-ite" 🤣🤣

[@slashismyhommie8182]

Idk what little league Chael was in where he played tee ball until the age of 11... guessing he was in remedial little league baseball? Idk how they do it in Oregon, but by age 7 I was taking pitches in California. There was one year between tee ball and full pitch where it was pitch/tee, where if you got 4 balls you got to hit it off the tee. Those were dingers. But ya, by age 11 it was if your parents had the money and if you were good enough you were travel ball by then. If you were still tee ball at age ten, idk what league you were playing in man

[@lordbaltamore1527]

Woah mike watches chael!? I thought mike hated chael and wanted him not to show up in his recommended

[@slashismyhommie8182]

@@lordbaltamore1527 hatred and flattery are only a shade of gray apart.

[@kiabtoomlauj6249]

His pronunciation of "Muay Thai" is worse. It's actually hilarious. He pronounced it like "Mu-EEE." It actually rhymes with BOY. It's "MOY THAI" ("Muay" means "Boxing"... So "Muay Thai" is "Thai Boxing.")

[@lawrencehackett6479]

Lmao. Yes, chael.. this is the sweet spot. We want this exact content. Could listen to this for an entire day

[@RT-up1je]

Shut up

[@robertmartinez3024]

Legitmately wondering if you mean that lol

[@Nina-jc3be]

@@robertmartinez3024 same 😂

[@moto-fl3rd]

I like these uncle chael stories!

[@siracc8216]

that's still better than a black belt under the Nogueira brothers tho

[@wildberry752]

Free toy with the happy meal

[@BatCaveOz]

Chael Sonnen... never lost an inning.

[@deadendfriends1975]

Or quarter or period or frame

[@qazmko22]

@@deadendfriends1975 or or a round or a decision or a match.

[@BigBaba28]

Uncle Chael told Moreno "Mucho". He knows it means A LOT to him. Undisputed Undefeated never lost a round 🐐

[@FazzzyV]

One of Chael’s best ever video. Honest and painfully so. Damn, he is a legend.

[@InvestBetter.]

"I wanted to be black. I thought I was black. Turns out.......I was white." - Chael Sonnen

[@theman5221]

LMAO. 🍻🙋

[@cobes11]

That is funny.

[@AGENTPO3]

You can't be a fake black belt if you're grappling Craig Jones at adcc lol.

[@DM-sy4hg]

Yes you can. You can be a great wrestler. Still not a BJJ black belt.

[@Oldhandlewasabitcringe]

Any notable submission wins from chael i would be interested in seeing him at submission underground

[@gunnerbearige1139]

And chael walked away with the W that night because hes undefeated and undisputed and if you didnt know hes never lost a round

[@funfun4807]

@@Oldhandlewasabitcringe Shogun Brian stann Chael wasn't a great finisher

[@AGENTPO3]

To all of the typical bjj elistist , it was a joke my god.

[@stoneovison]

I was afraid we weren’t going to get a “I bring this to you because”

[@just_a_guy10]

Did not know Uncle Chael was in he MLB

[@mikewhite2053]

Chael is a legend 😂😂😂 he said if your tough enough to wear you own it, so am I 😂😂

[@AintFredoYou]

I’ll never not appreciate being in a time where I can listen to Chael tell us stories and talk to us on a daily basis. What a time to be alive.

[@Will-ge7ri]

Holy shit, completely forgot Mervyn’s existed. Old school west coast.

[@chonqmonk]

Old school 1949, and also, they still exist.

[@jaysantos11]

Mervyns*

[@Will-ge7ri]

@@jaysantos11 I thought so, then autocorrect had me doubting myself.

[@Will-ge7ri]

@@jaysantos11 I just realized you corrected me but left out the apostrophe. C’mon bro! You gotta make sure your shit is tight when you’re correcting someone.

[@memphisblues78]

7 years of tee ball is like going to first grade 7 times

[@BenjaminSteel]

I love the Chael and I are both going through parenting T-ball at the same time.

[@seanlefloch]

3:35 the understatement of the century 😂😂😂 that’s why we love uncle Chael!!!

[@mykemathews]

"It's not a lie, if you believe it." - George Costanza

[@jaesterling7546]

Shout out to Chael’s son, the first ever Undefeated, Undisputed Tee-ball player

[@smilesgoodsense468]

Chael "undefeated, undisputed" Sonnen has NEVER misrepresented his abilities or resume. This is just him doing comedy

[@Nina-jc3be]

The only true comment I've found. Thank you.

[@yetigriff]

If anything he plays down his ability

[@michigan9191]

Chaels leg cross has its own black belt 🥋

[@cobes11]

I still don’t know how guys can cross their legs like that. It hurts my balls too much.

[@LoowheezeBreeze]

T-Ball for 10 year olds? I've never heard of such a thing...

[@SAM-ru4vx]

Try mini golf

[@DrakirEdnil]

Chael is so nice. Letting a purple belt look good so his gym gets more people. Truly undefeated and undisputed.

[@YouGoPro]

Uncle Chael, big fan here. I also have a 4 year old son who just finished his first year of tee ball. I upload tips for parents of players this age (and older) in the game of tee ball/baseball. Hit me up if you ever want to chat about it. Consider me your personal consultant. Pro Bono. Quick story: I also spent some time with the Eugene Emeralds living in the Hilton downtown and saw the funniest bum sign one day on my way to the park. It said “Need money for Karate Lessons, Ninjas kidnapped my family”. 🤣

[@DaggerSecurity]

Easily one of Chael’s best stories.

[@CobraDragonTennis]

Great story made me smile after a long days work.

[@moto-fl3rd]

Chael needs another channel or title stories like these "Story time with Uncle Chael"! They might be the only videos I ever watch!

[@B-RADLEY1]

Keep it up man! Love your videos. Always a good message. Keep it up with the great content.

[@carmellahoskins7201]

Chael is the funniest guy to never tell a joke 🤣

[@davideaston8314]

Never lost a punchline

[@bossco111]

"I've been pitching for seven years" 🤣🤣

[@Saakk129]

Damn, getting an opportunity to be in the pitching position in t-ball is an accomplishment!

[@thekid51485]

Chael the only guy ever to play Tee Ball after the age of 6, but he was so good he played until 11 !!

[@stevenhoy2602]

Love it man So candid. Class act.

[@EvolveAcademyofMartialArts]

Hilarious story! The Tee Ball dad story is something I can relate too:) Thanks for sharing.

[@HARwinsOUTagain]

4:30. Did Chael just say "great" without the "ok"??

[@RamboRichardson]

The best actor to never act!

[@davideaston8314]

Never lost an Oscar

[@frosty2.010]

Has anyone else noticed the physical evolution of mma fighters? I mean if you pay attention, its a bit jarring. For example: GSP used to be looked at as a big welterweight in his day. He's 5'10 and walks around 185 according to him. Today Usman is 6'0 tall and walks around 195 according to him. That's a huge jump in size for ppl in the same division. Not just him, Leon, Khamzat, Wonderboy etc. These guys are getting bigger every generation. Just thought I'd point that out.

[@frosty2.010]

@Boxing is dead and Tyson fury cheated Fair.

[@Seegie16]

Gsp walked around 190-195. As a matter of fact most welter weights do and did in the day.

[@ronniebababooe7584]

Cheal is my main source of life advice.

[@BenjaminSteel]

You played Tball for 7 years!? In our small towns in Kansas, they stop playing Tball between 6-8 years old 🤣

[@ronnydisalvo80]

Ya wtf he is on ABOUT??t ball you hit the ball off a tee .NO PITCHERS

[@dtumolo85]

Who else is gonna wear a black belt next time you go to the gym

[@mohammeda5037]

2 mins in, i dont know what teeball is and what it is that Chael is trying to bring us

[@BrophyMC]

Baseball but the ball sits on a tee - imagine a plastic vertical tube with a wide base

[@Dukeflyhawker]

He offers you this

[@derekmarlowe522]

world class storyteller...always entertaining

[@michaelbobadilla]

Chael hit his first homerun at the age of 3

[@warrengavin4502]

His first RBI was in the womb

[@graciescottsdale]

Threw his first perfect game 2 weeks later.

[@warrengavin4502]

His first bat flip was when the doctor gave him to his mom

[@westinian3144]

legend has it, the pitcher threw the ball, and 3 year old Chael Sonnen said “ball, i can’t let you get close” and the ball flew over the fence

[@warrengavin4502]

@@westinian3144 it's 8 am bro I can't be laughing this hard yet

[@JohnSmith-nf8bi]

THE BEST at content output and length efficiency.

[@JohnSmith-nf8bi]

Honestly makes it the most palatable me and rewarding

[@hunter4779]

Wait Chael played Teeball for 7 years? Is that normal? I played Tee-ball for one season when I was 5. Then moved to little league before ditching that sport altogether for soccer then football, there was a season of basketball but we don't talk about that.

[@user-pv1yx5dq6l]

Eh kinda. It's T ball then D ball which parents usually pitch. I believe C ball kids start to pitch around 10

[@Shelleys1991]

Love your honesty ✌️🇬🇧

[@williamroby2836]

I love how on some these videos, he does not begin to discuss the title of his video until half way through or more of the video.

[@Nina-jc3be]

Every dad does this. Mine is the same and I don't mind. Usually it's entertaining.

[@jcsbck]

Chael just talks to a running camera 24/7 An unpaid intern cuts it up into multiple videos

[@tartaruganinjas]

Thanks for the story uncle chael, keep going champ

[@zurieledwards6188]

Chael, thank you.

[@coyheaps3102]

Chael “the professional t-baller” Sonnen

[@Fish-please]

Chael ...Undeafed,,,"Never lost a round"!

[@bradn.2287]

Damn, we did T-ball for like one year lol, then went to pitching machine for a few, then regular pitcher

[@BenjaminSteel]

That’s what I’m saying man🤣

[@lewiskellye]

T Ball one year, coach pitch for two years, kid pitch thereafter

[@bingdaliew9736]

When Chael said "My son..." at 0.00, I'm sure half of you thought he was addressing you. And then felt disappointed soon after

[@metrivers]

I appreciate that story.

[@shanelebrocq8712]

Thank you

[@robertmartinez3024]

Doing the lords work

[@Dylan-mn1qv]

Chael "greatest pitcher of all time" sonnen

[@scottvermiliion927]

I've rolled with some black belts back at blue and purple that I thought were maybe good blue belts...not every black belts gonna be a Tournament winning Black belt...

[@robertmartinez3024]

So if Mervyn’s was once peak-base MMA what has risen to the throne, Kohl’s?

[@natemck7131]

What a storyteller!

[@w4974]

I cant imagine 10 year olds playing teeball

[@reh5847]

That was hilarious! I couldn't stop cracking up.

[@wmwm2194]

It's nice to hear someone give Walt props, he truly is one of the best grapplers ever!

[@chaosdromanah8620]

Remember kids if you want to be a Black Belt just follow these 3 words Conceive, Believe, Achieve = Luke " I'm Samurai " Rockhold

[@s.c9004]

“You can believe it you can achieve it” where have I heard that before?

[@westinian3144]

SEE BELIEVE ACHIEVE

[@sqeeksphantomchaos6155]

He played tee ball for 7 years lmao

[@mikegomez9099]

Seriously, Chael could read names out of a phone book and it would be awesome.

[@lgv3051]

The T ball story explains a lot about Chael. Wrestling was the exact right place for him👍

[@nabdbshabsnbxbsnna598]

Branden schlub is definitely a bjj black belt, he did not pay for it, he earned it after 3 years of not touching the mat

[@rebelsense1590]

Dicey Dicey bubba

[@mikegomez9099]

Chael Sonnen, 3rd degree black belt storyteller. I wish he had a separate channel just for personal anecdotes and his spin on bedtime stories.

[@BenjaminGeffken]

I was waiting for the part where Chael was standing on third base wearing a catcher's mit

[@eoghanbrogan9739]

What’s the difference between t ball and baseball?

[@kevdogg545]

We need video of Chael pitching!!

[@enochbrown8178]

Very honest. I like that.

[@minhtriettranang6727]

Uncle Chael so good at the art of clickbait lmfao

[@joyceneville5819]

I have never heard of anyone playing T-ball for 7 years. 😂😂😂

[@swagsuschrist5584]

the belt is real, just like his undefeated record

[@JustinLeeper]

A lesson in here: Even if the mind is willing, the body can fail you. I found that out trying out for WCW back in the day - doing push-ups and squats until my quads literally stopped working. It was the weirdest thing.

[@Seegie16]

This is different. Its not about Charls body failing him. Its about Chael not having any jiujitsu technique back then 😒

[@AwesomeHotSauce]

Great story man

[@jhtsurvival]

Baseball is an extremely precise sport

[@guyspicks5308]

"So my son is playing tee-ball now..." Team's gonna go undefeated

[@tylerpascua6818]

Thanks for sharing this story Uncle Chael! I’m a Ryan Kelly black belt and he is an absolute cobra.

[@robertevans5205]

Can’t wait until Chael son follows in his father’s footsteps being undefeated

[@kanehtm]

This is the most interesting thing I've heard all week. Also I wish Chael was my dad.

[@dkmma3312]

Admitting you're a lier what a classic

[@rethabilemotebang579]

Chael has top tier story telling he starts some way off and swings the story right around The title could be my best wrestling match and he starts with when I was a kid I ate vanilla ice cream but brings the story together 🤣

[@ShogunVK]

I saw the title and thought the video was about Brandon Swabbs fake black belt 🎲🎲. Love Uncle Chale... Great guy, never med um..

[@InvestBetter.]

Cheal "This isn't the first time, or last time, I misrepresented my abilities" Sonnen

[@glennmorris25]

@Pitching Ninja this guy is fair game

[@ricksharp4224]

Believing that you will win doesn't guarantee that you will win, but believing that you can win will guarantee a good performance.

[@Will-ge7ri]

Oh shit, Uncle Chael is recycling stories. Next video: The Nog’s Got a Pet Horse

[@t-roy69]

Isn’t that what Bisbing said to you?? “Believe, achieve?” 😂

[@lolade_akinola]

Chael doesn't throw a ball, he throws a meteorite

[@briscoesjug1026]

Unc standing on the pitchers mound with a catcher's glove

[@ZombieRommel]

When you've gone 50-0 and never even lost a round, you are clearly the most qualified person to give yourself a black belt.

[@josuecortez5798]

Imagine being the parents in that game running away from a ball thrown by the biggest arms in West Linn Oregon

[@ikigai47]

Our city only had tee ball from 4 years old to 7 lol. Real baseball after that