Like / channelcheese Due to popular demand - the extended, unedited footage of Italian cheese master Carlo Guffanti cracking open a parmesan.
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@asaily08 жыл бұрын
Why the fuck am I watching some Italian guy cutting a bigass cheese in the middle of the night.
@chromitehertz90168 жыл бұрын
I don't know but you aren't alone in doing that.
@stevewhite53748 жыл бұрын
Yeah me too! WTF! But you must try the butter churning one, great viewing at 1 in the morning...!
@BenignIndividual8 жыл бұрын
Yep.
@hezechiahjones83658 жыл бұрын
I'm on the same wagon as you.
@cherrytwitter93428 жыл бұрын
Aspari hahahhahahahahha I'm doing the same right now lol.
@quickpickle7 жыл бұрын
Before I eat my cheese i always explain to him where he must be broken.
@boahancock20497 жыл бұрын
Alex S 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i'm dead
@venkatarr7 жыл бұрын
i brokes😂😂😂😂😂
@ZeiieZ7 жыл бұрын
But if you make it so The cheese understand alone where he must broken. Do you see ?
@htf55557 жыл бұрын
Even cheese need emotional support in their final moments.
@bughairspray7 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@apocailypse37668 жыл бұрын
When it's midnight and you find yourself watching a old man cut cheese. where has my life gone?
@guislarcia64238 жыл бұрын
Same
@dennissandoval53178 жыл бұрын
lol
@DaviMoraes13378 жыл бұрын
you're not alone xD
@dennissandoval53178 жыл бұрын
Turd Ferguson english
@heidimh67398 жыл бұрын
same here lol
@sonnybuitte15 жыл бұрын
he’s gained the full trust of the cheese, I bet when nobody’s around the cheese talks to him
@digi_edits4 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@ankushzap4 жыл бұрын
Cheese: Now my time
@mr.anonymous39804 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@tarayataraya51974 жыл бұрын
Only if he brings the wine with HIM
@latoyalaville43604 жыл бұрын
😂
@Valarius_J10 жыл бұрын
All these people telling an Italian man in Italy to speak perfect English so it's easier to understand. He's in his own country working, how about you all learn Italian? He's doing the best he can for our benefit.
@AlwaysDreaming10 жыл бұрын
Can I hug you for this? I totally agree
@cinimatics10 жыл бұрын
Agreed, no one asks Americans to learn Italian.
@Reepicheep2810 жыл бұрын
omg stfu everyone needs to speak american perfectly or u don't believe in freedom. this guy clearly doesn't believe in freedom and you apparently don't either so gtfo XD Thank you, you beat me to the punch.
@latengocomoburro10 жыл бұрын
Rachel .P English is the universal language, your anti-americanism is old and silly.
@Reepicheep2810 жыл бұрын
latengocomoburro Your face is old and silly. Probably mine too. I only use old and worn out jokes, cracks, etc, ask *****
@thefirsted8 жыл бұрын
I didn't know it was important to have a dialogue with cheese as I cut it. Do different cheeses enjoy different topics of conversation? What should I say to a Kraft single when I open the wrapper? Perhaps all varieties enjoy a Gouda debate from time to time.
@kpsnnf8 жыл бұрын
i expect you to say to that fake square crap in wrappers "will you kill me today, i wonder?" that stuff is pure cancer, you shouldn't eat it
@MrMakemusicmike7 жыл бұрын
I think if the cheese is dry it would enjoy dry conversation. If it's spicy, probably more like phone sex than a regular conversation. Swiss cheese is literally wearing fish nets, so you get the hint want she wants. You gotta look at the characteristics.
@thefirsted7 жыл бұрын
***** So if I'm looking for a well rounded conversation I need to look for red cow, brie, or maybe some old style cheddar cheese. If I'm in the mood for comedy I get some (ha)varti?
@michaelconnormcbride24868 жыл бұрын
this shit has been in my suggested for a whole month... wtf youtube?
@shoppingrb95448 жыл бұрын
The fat chick paid for the advertising. Very annoying.
@lincolnnoronha41288 жыл бұрын
no need to be a dick to the girl.
@300Gladi8 жыл бұрын
Lincoln Noronha we need to , you know 4 sex i mean
@shoppingrb95448 жыл бұрын
Lincoln Noronha What do you have against dicks? Are you a man hater? White knights everywhere. And she is too old to be a "girl".
@MrCurly2108 жыл бұрын
It's kinda cheesy of them to do that to you......or was that pun too cheesy.....O_O
@kalzy78853 жыл бұрын
Hearing this gentleman speak English is so peaceful and relaxing.
@yungraj16897 жыл бұрын
i always come back to this video
@luisfelipe55897 жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah
@keiranmarley40527 жыл бұрын
same
@marekortman5167 жыл бұрын
Yung Raj always!!!
@sassypolkadots64467 жыл бұрын
Yung Raj Me too. Luv his passion for his craft💚🧀
@rrebarrov92347 жыл бұрын
I've got so much sympathy for this guy. He clearly loves what he is doing and I love watching it.
@mikecoxlonglmao98237 жыл бұрын
Enxh
@imrakovac35377 жыл бұрын
on the other hand, the lady doesn't seem to be the sharpest knife in the drawer...
@deviantsid186 жыл бұрын
r rebarrov thumbs up number 420 woo!
@Lucyopps2 жыл бұрын
Bro look up the definition of sympathy, it does not make sense at all the way you just used it in your comment, the correct word you should use in your comment is admiration. “ You’ve got so much admiration for this guy and the work he is doing”. Look it up.
@spumbis Жыл бұрын
@@Lucyopps Lucy I have so much sympathy for you
@megasolrac2878 жыл бұрын
we must explain to the cheese where he must broke
@papayer8 жыл бұрын
THE CHEESE HAS HIGH RESISTANCE
@darkabz23468 жыл бұрын
every time he spoke an english thesaurus was being burnt somewhere...
@lukas67738 жыл бұрын
Tensa Zangetsu weeb
@user-rq8qv8zr9e7 жыл бұрын
Luka S noob
@Naavy20227 жыл бұрын
The cheese will open alone
@AKuhimitsu4 жыл бұрын
14:46 - "My wife says that she's glad I fell in love with cheese instead of another woman".
@Potatotenkopf3 жыл бұрын
The 5th dimension ultrachad
@Philosophy151253 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@b_f_d_d3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ShAdYrOcKz19 жыл бұрын
You would think people who actually need this video for advice would be the majority of the viewers but really 80% of everyone here came here by accident. Most probably from random clicking at 2 am. Like myself
@klisurovi49 жыл бұрын
On the other side, how many people actually have that much cheese?
@Tribul9369 жыл бұрын
Started off this KZbin trip with "How to Make a Celt Ax", the last video before this one was "Destroying a Hornet's Nest with an Electric Fly Swatter!". Fucking KZbin.
@J0baka9 жыл бұрын
+alex bejmyr It is currently 2am and you're completely right.
@The_Queen_Chrysalis9 жыл бұрын
+alex bejmyr 4 am
@Zambokii9 жыл бұрын
+alex bejmyr i have no fuking idea how i got here and watttching this stuffff
@johnsnow92108 жыл бұрын
WTF, I don't eat cheese, I do not know how I found this video. BUT, I just watched the entire thing and did not even notice the time had passed. This dude really made cutting cheese look cool. I don't know how to feel about that...
@shuttze8 жыл бұрын
you know nothing about cheese
@johnsnow92108 жыл бұрын
lol
@shuttze8 жыл бұрын
Alonso Saldivar would have to find it first though
@ilovemykitties848 жыл бұрын
u don't eat cheese???
@cristian9correa8 жыл бұрын
same here, i was watching a video about las vegas
@tokaahmed76179 жыл бұрын
its 2:00 am i have an essay to finish but instead i'm watching this man cut open a big ass wheel of cheese
@drorbazer75319 жыл бұрын
I've been in this situation so many times.. I feel ya man
@mralapenosarespicy9 жыл бұрын
It's 9am and I haven't fallen asleep yet and now I'm watching cheese videos.
@thatbigave8 жыл бұрын
+maria bell So what did you get on the essay lol?
@MongiNTS3YT8 жыл бұрын
+Easy Cheesy Something cheesey
@AdogFTW8 жыл бұрын
Same here. Mine is due to tomorrow doe :'(
@ChannelCheeseTV4 жыл бұрын
We've had a lot of Carlo's fans worried about his health in the time of COVID 19. We got in touch with the Guffanti family to see how he is. His family said he's in lock down since 10 March but was still cutting (breaking!) cheeses up until 6 March. Carlo even sent us a message! Link Below Dear Dave and dear Channel Cheese friends. Thank you for your message. I am really emotionate by it. I am fine at the moment. I am at home but my heart is with my cheeses in Luigi Guffanti Caves. I wish you all the best and I love you like my cheeses. Stay safe and arrivederci! kzbin.info/www/bejne/noaYiIePZ5qMiZo
@D3an02k74 жыл бұрын
This is great to hear thank you for your post letting us know!
@alessandrorighetti214 жыл бұрын
bene
@OvenBakedCookie2 жыл бұрын
This is the sweetest thing! Thank you for sharing it! :)
@YouOnlyIiveTwice6 жыл бұрын
After listening to that guy I feel like that cheese has more of a soul than I do.
@noside84696 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha... I got a severe headache after watching this..
@cognition25066 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha...
@marionforge27696 жыл бұрын
Yes same Hahahah
@MrDreamer1216 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha...
@matthewpowderly24225 жыл бұрын
I laughed my ass off to ur commet that's fricken hilarious 👍
@mabelsizzurp9 жыл бұрын
This man can communicate with cheese on a spiritual level...Respect...
@aleramone239 жыл бұрын
Why im watching how to open a cheese at 4 am ?
@absolutem319 жыл бұрын
Because you want too
@heathcliffheath59479 жыл бұрын
Alejandro Medina Oh man, i just had a really good laugh. Thank you !
@TowerJimmy9 жыл бұрын
Alejandro Medina hahaha I am watching this at 3am. gosh I dont know either
@kralpamuk9 жыл бұрын
Alejandro Medina Same here its 6 o clock in the morning watching someone cutting open some cheese :)
@absolutem319 жыл бұрын
Alejandro Medina You want to do it
@blakkastar4 жыл бұрын
"My wife is glad I fell in love with cheese and not for another woman" LMAO I love this man. Despite not being perfect at speaking in English, he still managed to convey how passionate he is for his job. And as a parmesan lover I can't but feel him on a deep level ahahah
@08bourquem9 жыл бұрын
I learned today that cheese is an artform, and much like women, you do not understand it fully until you are 80
@dadevi9 жыл бұрын
08bourquem Women just want love, orgasms, children, and their pms symptoms ignored. What's so hard to understand?
@WinterFang26839 жыл бұрын
dadevi You forgot chocolate, lots of chocolate.
@dadevi9 жыл бұрын
Not all women, so I didn't include that.
@sacr39 жыл бұрын
08bourquem Don't be an idiot, women are easy to understand.
@lealangemark56079 жыл бұрын
dadevi Not all women want children or have pms just saying xD....
@spr354418 жыл бұрын
So the number one rule of cutting a wheel of cheese is respect
@kidkollector81328 жыл бұрын
Yes grasshoppa
@Jomi18208 жыл бұрын
+Sean Rossick Respect my ass. It's about making something look professional when even a 7 year old can do it. If you say it's done by a professional with respect, it will yield more money. People are so stupid they believe this shit.
@octaviogonzalez87948 жыл бұрын
+Paul Shin Yeah almost like he does that shit for a living. Anyone can do it once they're shown I guess but no one's gonna trust you with a big ass wheel of cheese that took three years to age. If you instructed anyone to try and cut that cheese they'd probably try hacking through and fucking it up.
@Jomi18208 жыл бұрын
It's really hard to fuck up a simple task as cutting a block of cheese into pieces. Lol
@octaviogonzalez87948 жыл бұрын
Paul Shin Well if you're selling this expensive ass piece of cheese it should probably look good and not all fucked up like the guy showed.
@trajcepucakoski71908 жыл бұрын
i have no idea why i was watching this. dont even eat parmesan cheese.
@-Vitalis-7 жыл бұрын
I fap using parmesan cheese.
@wanderlustylokhande27565 жыл бұрын
So hard working... Using his whole energy to cut it... Wow... Hats off 🙏🏻 respect from India
@paitikallakapil35364 жыл бұрын
Hi u r so sexy 9849821026
@Itsjrdot7 жыл бұрын
I appreciate how hard he tried even though his English isn't that good
@zanjaydaley64357 жыл бұрын
Junior Alexandre I'm taking Spanish classes for this summer and I guarantee I sound a lot worse speaking Spanish than this guy does speaking English(Ik he's Italian). Speaking a different language doesn't come easy and I fully appreciate this man's dedication to cutting his cheese 🧀 😂
@elqueruza74837 жыл бұрын
Zanjay Daley suerte con eso amigo
@jorgeflores-fl2wj7 жыл бұрын
Junior Alexandre yes i agree amazing man trying to teach her about cheese..he didnt care about the language barrior all he cared was about his passion
@dinogaming44197 жыл бұрын
Flights Spit you wish
@Tsumami__7 жыл бұрын
IndominusRekts wish that the average American wasn't an ignorant moron barely able to speak English much less be able to adequately converse in a second language not their native tongue? Yeah. A lot of us wish that.
@PONYBOYonline9 жыл бұрын
instructions unclear. dick is currently stuck in cheese.
@lazyas52789 жыл бұрын
Hey at least you got cheese out of it
@lazyas52789 жыл бұрын
Hopefully not out of it but out of the situation
@pxit2129 жыл бұрын
+PONYBOYonline Melt it.
@backinX9 жыл бұрын
So I wasn't the only one with a hard on for cheese?
@7thjoker9 жыл бұрын
+PONYBOYonline Did you tell it where you want it to broken
@drak00569 жыл бұрын
Why the fuck is this in my recommended section
@moth1389 жыл бұрын
+Kasper Sörensen And maybe you ask yourself, just like me, why you klicked on it.
9 жыл бұрын
+Kasper Sörensen GORDON BAMBI
@djroan119 жыл бұрын
+Kasper Sörensen lmao right
@spyderbrd9 жыл бұрын
+Kasper Sörensen i'm expecting this was recommended to me because i subscribed to so many compeditave eating channels. so apparently youtube thinks i want to see anything that contains food products.
@drak00569 жыл бұрын
+Donoven Ryder sure. I genuinely don't know why this was in my recommended section but I'm not going to question your retarded statement. I honestly don't care what you think.
@francescobernacchi37975 жыл бұрын
“Now, we say, the time to smoke a cigarette” 6:13
@DKFX17 жыл бұрын
I like how he speaks as if the cheese has feelings and a mind. "We must tell the cheese were to be broken"
@pizzasub31947 жыл бұрын
Sabertooth Turtle And we all love it.
@IAmNotYourProblem6 жыл бұрын
It's because his native language. Each noun has gender, and when talking about it. You use the gender of the noun. So cheese is masculine, so when he says "he" he means it. And the language that follows is because of that gender of the noun.
@H.EL-Othemany6 жыл бұрын
Hahaha he just doesn't speak English that well.. Hahaha
@MetalizedButt6 жыл бұрын
what do you mean as if?
@jeanqbxx6 жыл бұрын
Sabertooth Turtle very common when your first language is either Italian or even Spanish.
@inceptori8 жыл бұрын
"to understand the cheese, you must become the cheese"
@calirific35038 жыл бұрын
I was actually laughing out loud in bed. LOL
@penamuuri67678 жыл бұрын
ikr
@chevyDboyMike8 жыл бұрын
one must also understand he did not simply cut the cheese, but he "broke" the cheese.
@inceptori8 жыл бұрын
Michael Grey nono, he "broken" the cheese
@elbarto82828 жыл бұрын
Be cheese my friend
@johngrey10748 жыл бұрын
"Making the cheese understand where he must broken."
@kaitykat288 жыл бұрын
George Foreman i read your comment right as he started saying this and it was a double whammy 😂😂
@y.f57658 жыл бұрын
i was looking for this comment xd
@itsgbi8 жыл бұрын
George Foreman you look like corey in the house
@MrPunksmash8 жыл бұрын
You guys seriously dont know who george foreman is?
@alienatedjester72208 жыл бұрын
The boxer?
@kevinh87364 жыл бұрын
Carlo is a master of his craft! Watching this video never gets old. This is a great, HOW TO video!
@IzzazIskandar10 жыл бұрын
Explain to the cheese where it must be broken. Then you must understand what the cheese says to you. He has taken cheese-cutting to a higher art form...
@SpiritWolf20910 жыл бұрын
Many masters use similar terminology. I have heard experts at pottery or woodworking or whatever it is say "you must listen to what it says, you must feel what it will do."
@IzzazIskandar10 жыл бұрын
Brandon Raich I guess the reason they are masters is because they truly understand their work in a way we don't
@Hirobian10 жыл бұрын
Not easy speaking a second or third language sometimes. But he got the message through I believe.
@IzzazIskandar10 жыл бұрын
Hirobian yes I believe he did well too
@Nuke-China10 жыл бұрын
Izzaz Iskandar Basically follow the way the cheese is going to break, and allow it to. Unless, however, it's going to break in a completely different direction than you want (which occurs with the smaller pieces), then you must guide its path. The cheese's formation creates different sorts of "paths" in which different molecules are more strongly connected than others.
@nathanogrady62017 жыл бұрын
It's 3am I have school in five hours and I'm watching a dude cut open cheese
@LP-ui1uq7 жыл бұрын
Honestly me everyday
@opmike3437 жыл бұрын
How you must broken the cheese.
@stephenmckay477 жыл бұрын
Cinnamon Cake
@Doinkski7 жыл бұрын
school starts at 10 for you??
@carrot1_17 жыл бұрын
WOW whats 3+5 Dumbass nigga?
@thatonekid17327 жыл бұрын
my homework isn't done, My room is a mess, I have severe anxiety, and my family thinks I'm a disappointment, but at least I know how to cut a whole fucking Parmesan cheese Edit September 2019: I'm doing better than I ever have before in both mental health and school, and am on my way to my dream job. :) Hope y'all are doing good too. Edit August 2022: We winnin, boys. Maybe the real value of life was the cheese knowledge we learned along the way.
@CZBushido7 жыл бұрын
haaha
@mdaidiel99zikri917 жыл бұрын
That one kid hahaha
@default30087 жыл бұрын
That one kid Damn. We are in the exact same position.
@TheNightwalker9907 жыл бұрын
Goes well on a resume as it's a critical skill desired by many employers nowadays.
@thatonekid17327 жыл бұрын
TheNightwalker990 should be teaching it in school! How are kids gonna make a living without knowing this stuff?
@matias862735 жыл бұрын
the way he talks about "listen to the cheese". Just perfect
@heel-toecam2217 жыл бұрын
In Italy, you don't broke the cheese. The cheese brokes *YOU*.
@timr6177 жыл бұрын
Heel-Toe Cam 😂😂😂😂
@taherajna7 жыл бұрын
Heel-Toe Cam *In Italy you don't broke the cheese. The cheese broke itself.
@svan797 жыл бұрын
broken*
@AraAra-pw7tl7 жыл бұрын
ba dum tss
@gepardthecat9167 жыл бұрын
Heel-Toe Cam break*
@jeanqbxx6 жыл бұрын
For all those haters criticizing his English, you should hear yourself trying to speak a second language.
@dphorgan6 жыл бұрын
Wait. There's people criticizing his English? It's not his first language obviously. He's trying. And oh ya, this is KZbin. Full of morons.....
@frogboots21156 жыл бұрын
As an Italian , it's already astonishing that he speaks it
@medidongarkar77596 жыл бұрын
Nice
@tinhobom50606 жыл бұрын
Of course, have criticize the English of him, but I like to see these people speak Italian. Stupid person
@LerRhann6 жыл бұрын
Most of the fucktards making fun of him couldn't pass a fifth grade grammar test.
@sugarcoatedslaughterhouse49376 жыл бұрын
What a precious beautiful soul. Wherever he is, I hope he’s doing well
@vojtizslav5 жыл бұрын
You talking about the cheese?
@IantoddusSardus5 жыл бұрын
he is older but still whispering to cheese instagram.com/p/BwbzPHIAG_U/
@definitiveenergy13 жыл бұрын
This man will forever be remembered as the cheese whisperer...
@thewanderinginternetwizard43617 жыл бұрын
Italian surgeon conducts autopsy on fallen Italian soldier. Circa 1942. (Colorized 2012)
@Elias-xu7uw7 жыл бұрын
The Wandering Internet Wizard 9gaggar
@Elias-xu7uw7 жыл бұрын
er
@getmad88447 жыл бұрын
The Wandering Internet Wizard vaffanculo
@mariorossi80287 жыл бұрын
The Wandering Internet Wizard hahahahaha son morto 😂😂
@fillandeidda17367 жыл бұрын
mario rossi anche io😂😂😂😂
@Cuthboer8 жыл бұрын
Claims its unedited footage. Transition slide at 5:07. I trusted you ChannelCheeseTV.
@etiennecombes79168 жыл бұрын
+Cuthboer haha liarssssssss
@toddharig81428 жыл бұрын
unsubbed
@Echocookie89487 жыл бұрын
"All the other information is given when the cheese is born" Amen, all is as it should be.
@keiranrooker79813 жыл бұрын
Until you cut one and lift one of these wheels you don’t understand how impressive this is these are 34 kilos at my work which is almost a 100 pounds doing what he is doing is insanely impressed
@kennethking26872 жыл бұрын
Exactly not easy at all, my work doesn’t even give me these tools to use, I use a small knife and a large two handles cake cutting knife
@olivercasey35308 жыл бұрын
I finally understand the meaning of life
@theconqueror11118 жыл бұрын
+Oliver Casey It wasn't as epic as I had hoped for...
@nemernemer8 жыл бұрын
Old men who cant say break...
@juliolp958 жыл бұрын
cheese
@noahrenschler72108 жыл бұрын
+nils erik mæland old men cutting cheese while senile.
@MyName-rr6vc8 жыл бұрын
well said
@richardnixon26396 жыл бұрын
"We say to the cheese where we wish it will broken." Italian is the language of cheese confirmed
@vojtizslav5 жыл бұрын
"We have already explained to the cheese, where he must broken." Oh wow that cheese is really smart
@cristianschiavone34625 жыл бұрын
He is trying to speak English, a totally different lenguage from Italian..He sounds hilarious but his effort must be appreciated..Furthermore, he is sharing our incredible tradition with you all, while the only thing people are doing around the world is to take Italian ideas, names and flag to sell fake products. You are just a bunch of looser to our eyes.
@WindTyphoonify5 жыл бұрын
@@cristianschiavone3462 I am Brazilian and I lived in Italy for seven years in Verona, and it was in Italy that I had the good fortune to learn to speak and write English with a great teacher, for us who speak the derivatives of the Latin language, it is not easy to learn English, and the fact that this respected Italian gentleman of old age speaks English is admirable, I hope one day to return to Verona and get a good job and to be able to review my teachers and to thank for the knowledge given to me. Here in Brazil life has been very hard and I miss being able to eat well and the quality of life I had, here in Brazil i spent almost all my salary just to not go hungry. My sincere greetings to all the respectful Italian people.
@edinhoo.5 жыл бұрын
Cristian Schiavone don’t you love when kids don’t know when a joke is said?
@viotio73585 жыл бұрын
Calm down guys, one of our Italian tradition is to not understand jokes, especially if written in other languages. Another one strictly related is that Italians tend to polemicizing everything.
@johnkelly35498 жыл бұрын
This is great, people are at their best when they're being passionate.
@Dranex118 жыл бұрын
im pretty passionate about masturbating.. does this count?
@johnkelly35498 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes it does.
@dustinmartin98 жыл бұрын
So true I really hope that I will eventually find something that I can be so passionate about
@gretchenjimenez55518 жыл бұрын
amazing
@mohammedusman35814 жыл бұрын
14:47 Ending punch : My wife says that she is glad that I am fall in love for cheese not for another women . 😍
@Rakonus7 жыл бұрын
No idea how I ended up here, but I watched the whole damned thing. I now want cheese.
@Ardenmoth7 жыл бұрын
Same
@marekortman5167 жыл бұрын
Rakonus yeeeea
@alexpowns978 жыл бұрын
well here i am, supposed to study to my exam tomorrow. I am even allergic to cheese.
@ahmedmajed96338 жыл бұрын
Same shite man 😂
@ahmedmajed96338 жыл бұрын
Shit*
@aribh49298 жыл бұрын
Same and I'm vegan. I don't know how I got here ...
@newera4788 жыл бұрын
+Arib Hassam I got here by watching Gordon Ramsay. And I got to Gordon's videos by watching DotA2 videos...
@highestkek54198 жыл бұрын
Did you do good on your essay?
@haileykate82168 жыл бұрын
bless this man and his beautifully broken English
@analysevideo8127 жыл бұрын
As an Italian I was just dying because of that guy's English
@paulinarittscher2155 жыл бұрын
Listening to an Italian speaking in English is music to my ears. Amazing the art of cutting cheese, thanks a million for this video. GOD bless❣🙏
@eduardopohlmannfilho97228 жыл бұрын
shit, im watching it again
@fatihandyildiz8 жыл бұрын
same bruh i dont know why
@AbsGodwin8 жыл бұрын
Bruuuh
@boneeve6138 жыл бұрын
me and a few friends watched thisl ikew 20 times while being high and its hilarious every fucking time.! we alreADY explAined to the cheese where it must cut!must broken =))
@snapcord8 жыл бұрын
This is a fuckin experience dude. You need to take this journey more than once.
@eduardopohlmannfilho97228 жыл бұрын
this is really amazing
@Molonlabe076 жыл бұрын
I understand him more than people who speak perfect English.....
@coolguy24185 жыл бұрын
Wat?
@akashdeepsingh-tj7ys5 жыл бұрын
Because you speak like him.
@mgabrielle23435 жыл бұрын
........................style.......................much good ...................why he broken the cheese and not slit it
@HK-gm8pe5 жыл бұрын
he is italian and italian and english are soo similar languages , if you speak english then you sure can understand a little bit italian also :D
@fernandoramirez76615 жыл бұрын
😄😄😄maestraso 😄😄
@rathgaras6 жыл бұрын
This guy is a cheese whisperer
@matthewpowderly24225 жыл бұрын
Damn this video is comedy im laughing my ass off to this guy he really loves cutting cheese great commet funny👍
@XPK154 жыл бұрын
He speaks for the cheese.
@dewisdew86933 жыл бұрын
I never searched for this video, nor did you. Yet still we both watched it after 8 years.
@ryguy44653 жыл бұрын
I did, in fact search for cheese cutting. Do not question my reasoning.
@mitchgini9 жыл бұрын
What has my life come to I'm watching how to cut cheese
@yesno52869 жыл бұрын
Brake *
@DatsWhatHeSaid9 жыл бұрын
Cristi Staci *Broken :'D
@alexandersf43539 жыл бұрын
mitch gini How to broken cheese
@DatsWhatHeSaid9 жыл бұрын
Honda Rider *How to broken de cheese :'D
@alexandersf43539 жыл бұрын
r3nk0 xD
@Josh-oc5gv8 жыл бұрын
Why the fuck am i looking at this at 3 am i have no fucking life
@lolokay45088 жыл бұрын
Same
@elbarto82828 жыл бұрын
WTF 3:03 for me. KZbin recommends this at 3:00 am to everyone? ROFL
@williamaddie31068 жыл бұрын
Same here mate 😂😂
@luisvillatoro67308 жыл бұрын
Doing the same exact thing lmao
@Audivision4U8 жыл бұрын
Same here too
@dollycool14 жыл бұрын
Hope this sweet old man is fine in this pandemic Corona virus. Everybody please stay home stay safe and keep others safe ❤
@anty0997 жыл бұрын
I love how he talks as if the cheese is a human
@glubby22626 жыл бұрын
he speaks for the cheese
@josep19916 жыл бұрын
Man, I dont know how many humans would you cut in half, and then in half again, and again, and again... And then you´d eat it xD
@prepstock32645 жыл бұрын
I love him. You can feel that his passionate in everything that he does.
@sarkar00003 жыл бұрын
Hi
@CosmosProvider3 жыл бұрын
actually he said his only passion is cheese
@noneofyourbusiness11993 жыл бұрын
How can anybody be passionate about cheese? Such a stupid thing to be excited about.
@darth64663 жыл бұрын
@@noneofyourbusiness1199 cheese is epic
@bombdiggityr54806 жыл бұрын
“The cheese is now broken alone “. I start singing in my head....” hello darkness my old friend”
@rka182825 жыл бұрын
He's not alone...
@gracenjon8885 жыл бұрын
You know he's a master when he talks to the cheese... bellissimo!
@Swof997 жыл бұрын
"We say to the cheese, where we wish it will broken" I teared up a little
@wfloes54206 жыл бұрын
This a whole lot easier than opening a packet of string cheeses.
@Larry9 жыл бұрын
"How to break open a Parmesan cheese with Carlo Guffanti" What if I don't have a spare Carlo Guffanti lying around though?
@qrchina9 жыл бұрын
***** Who the fuck are you
@Larry9 жыл бұрын
TheRealXiemens Who the fuck wants to know?
@qrchina9 жыл бұрын
***** Me
@heidi20359 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahhaha that's hilarious 😂
@iamdubers18779 жыл бұрын
***** How to BROKEN a Parmesan cheese with Carlo Guffanti.
@gutenman71126 жыл бұрын
Man knows his cheese . Its fun looking at him explaining with passion .
@tormentedsoul78524 жыл бұрын
I think I have dies and gone to heaven. This is a channel dedicated to cheese. I randomly came across this... never thought to even search for a cheese channel. I love cheese.... I am lactose intolerant but I choose to suffer because I love cheese so much.
@Claudio-gv2lz7 жыл бұрын
The cheese understand alone where he must broken
@giovannimontgomery6836 жыл бұрын
Claudio Andrei real shit
@pichonurbano6 жыл бұрын
Marbelous.
@despawningenemy4206 жыл бұрын
This is one of the greatest quotes on the internet xD
@despawningenemy4206 жыл бұрын
THIS is the only accurate comment in this whole comment section, hats off sir you nailed it, could do with a time stamp thou but at least you got it right, unlike the rest of the idiots in the comments here.
@johnpetrov66026 жыл бұрын
You must not cutten the cheese. YOU MUST BROKEN THE CHEESE
@kiloone22863 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@maveluck3 жыл бұрын
He tried so hard to get a neat piece.lol But failed badly.lol
@thirddayfilms64893 жыл бұрын
@Travis L Ha ha....You win!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 That’s the funniest thing ever... Thank you for bringing joy in the form of laughter into my life...
@JohnPoteet10 жыл бұрын
I love this. Years ago my kids discovered the perfect gift for dad was a lump of pricey cheese. So this is a beautiful thing.
@MarcSchnau10 жыл бұрын
And Parmesan is such a wonderful cheese! I am a huge fan of all these different types of cheese from Italy, Switzerland and not at last Denmark! Especially the spicy ones. _and to the dismay of my family, the smelly ones too ;-)_
@JohnPoteet10 жыл бұрын
Luckily California has a developing artisanal cheese industry. We're getting some very good, if sometimes inconsistent, local cheeses here. I love the imports too.
@RebetikoWalrus10 жыл бұрын
No more cutting for me! I will tell the cheese where he will break!
@LevOsherovich10 жыл бұрын
We are blessed to live in the Golden Age of Cheese.
@rideswithscissors10 жыл бұрын
Chris Blackmore Only Chuck Norris can do that!
@nightnight67955 жыл бұрын
I lost my mind at the Action Replay of him breakin the cheese, Genuinely brilliant
@Neky_Hina8 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile in Italy, cheese brokens people!
@shushruthsudhirurwa91618 жыл бұрын
ROFL
@vidjdwhite8 жыл бұрын
+Lora Choi In russia... cheese ferment people. Is that what this post is referring too?
@Neky_Hina8 жыл бұрын
John D | Oh, that's similar. XD
@feisbuc99nextAD8 жыл бұрын
oh fuck
@lmover42358 жыл бұрын
Its not cool to make fun of thing like that, but if ur good with that...
@gabryl1231238 жыл бұрын
i come back just to hear him say broken
@deplorableamerican94518 жыл бұрын
😂
@majkymajky44418 жыл бұрын
Same
@fettahflorentino8 жыл бұрын
LoooL x))
@GamelutioN18 жыл бұрын
:D
@yurchikkk7 жыл бұрын
Haha!!! me too!
@JoshMutia10 жыл бұрын
You must not cut the cheese *You must broken the cheese.*
@XzzVttll10 жыл бұрын
next time, he will speak italian so you can understand him
@nightwolf73479 жыл бұрын
lalos i like you
@weltraumprasidentsuperstar58719 жыл бұрын
***** In Soviet Russia, cheese breaks you!
@Charles-A9 жыл бұрын
well, the same would be for us, the ones who don't speak italian at all, and for that old man, it should be difficult to learn to speak a foreign language at his age, as cheetan said ._. if you think it's easy, try to speak (or write) in italian or any other romance languages
@weltraumprasidentsuperstar58719 жыл бұрын
57069carlos You know, as far as youtube standards go, nobody here has said anything really mean about him. Also, he always had the option to say "I prefer speaking italian". Obviously the reporter speaks italian, she could have easily translated.
@abirahmed83044 жыл бұрын
I love when any Italian talks English in their accents.. This guy is very passionate to his job..love it
@watermarkfale8 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see your English native speaker grandpas trying to speak Spanish, Italian or French. Also consider that most of the people over 70 years in Italy went to school only for very short amounts of time, and foreign languages usually weren't taught either
@pavelfara85138 жыл бұрын
Yes)))
@SouthSide1312.8 жыл бұрын
At least he knows a lot of words and you can understand..The English native speaker grandpas can't speak any other language...
@data_expungedredacted98308 жыл бұрын
What a random comment.
@noctisstrife69218 жыл бұрын
+Jason Fakename he said that because many people are making fun of the guy in the video cus of his bad english....
@shawns.28518 жыл бұрын
But English natives aren't foreign within their own territory. They don't need to speak Spanish, French, or Italian within their own territory. Those that speak Spanish, French, or Italian need to learn the English language when in our Country. Not the other way around.
@sowhat828 жыл бұрын
This cheese is enough for my entire life.
@ISLANDGAMERx8 жыл бұрын
+jsj3727 hahah
@koelling8 жыл бұрын
it's time for L.A. Beast ^^
@meepage3328 жыл бұрын
It's probably just about enough for my week.
@zifeapollo52718 жыл бұрын
Not for me I would eat it in a couple weeks😂
@X-118 жыл бұрын
that would be a short one for me :)
@oscarschumacher74817 жыл бұрын
Cracking open a cold one with Carlo guffanti
@leonardomagnus67627 жыл бұрын
Oscar Schumacher I died
@xNizmoo5 жыл бұрын
Those look to be the real parm cracking knives from the consorzio. I've cracked a few wheels and it's a really satisfying feeling. Great video
@randomlol00XD8 жыл бұрын
Why the hell am i waching this 2 in The morning? i dont even like cheese. And i have a test tommorow!
@Zachary1234567890Mon8 жыл бұрын
+gagge carlsohn lmfao
@danialamin99268 жыл бұрын
he's the cheese whisperer
@bugglediggs77838 жыл бұрын
Me 2 xD
@barbossza8 жыл бұрын
+gagge carlsohn KZbin factor.
@mouhanadyousef19448 жыл бұрын
Bro how was ur test??
@igot2picklesheyheyhey5669 жыл бұрын
"This is da firsta indication to da cheese where HE will cut", "We saya to da cheese where we wish it will broke" "Now we have explained to the cheese where HE must broke" "If you cut so, you donta understand the way HE's produced". Lmao I love how he talks about the cheese like its a person.
@RoxanaKings9 жыл бұрын
That's because of feminine and masculine nouns and cheese is a masculine noun in Italian. He's thinking in Italian, so when he speaks, the word his brain is trying to translate, it becomes 'he'.
@guguigugu9 жыл бұрын
in many european languages, EVERY THING has a gender.
@Fennecbutt9 жыл бұрын
And yet idiots in the Western world say "she" for cars and boats so there's no difference at all, really.
@igot2picklesheyheyhey5669 жыл бұрын
Can everyone stop getting their panties in a twist over the gender role thing? I said I loved the way he talked about the cheese like its a person. It's also pretty fucking hilarious, it made my day. So I ask you ppl, please, don't get butt hurt over it & let me just enjoy this man and his cheese k? Thanks!
@mukashibanashi1239 жыл бұрын
Fennecbutt I suppose some people say "he" or "she" to an item or an animal,if it has been given a name...
@tommydimmel191410 жыл бұрын
How beautiful to see someone take pride in what they do!
@gildrop10 жыл бұрын
agreed my friend! The cheese looks so much better the way he does things!
@NomzNoodle3 жыл бұрын
I love the way this man speaks
@PikaPetey8 жыл бұрын
there is an ENTIRE KZbin CHANNEL OF CHEESE?!!! where have you been all my life?!
@gaarathesandslayer8 жыл бұрын
Your profile picture coupled with the excited tone of your comment had me in stitches.
@andreoliveira74208 жыл бұрын
+Nim lol...
@Elena-wy6lk8 жыл бұрын
omg ikr...
@yutautatata89708 жыл бұрын
Lol
@MaddieandKiki8 жыл бұрын
Totally!! We just stumbled upon this channel as well and cannot stop watching this video! We are crushing on Senor Guffanti and his cheese cutting talent...is that wrong??? :D LOL
@sin52317 жыл бұрын
We will broken the cheese
@ducmingnguyen18917 жыл бұрын
But first, you have to explain the cheese where he must broken.
@happy2010-g3o7 жыл бұрын
Ice King Speech 100
@anotheronethankyou7 жыл бұрын
Thanks for pointing out that mistake, very helpful
@MrMrRubic7 жыл бұрын
com_plaining The joke . . . . . You
@neoroxx7 жыл бұрын
i give the guy a credit for trying to speak a language that isnt native for him.
@HotVoodooWitch7 жыл бұрын
I love the way he personifies the cheese (and apparently, so does his wife). This is a man who has a profound appreciation of his craft.
@deeznut81724 жыл бұрын
Let me guess,, your here because u r in a quarantine?? 😭🤣
@VT-mw2zb4 жыл бұрын
Yes, whenever I feel down with my work, I watch this man break a wheel of cheese with passion and broken English.
@alexmason4204 жыл бұрын
Bro wtf 😂😂😂😂
@aznahshafirah95074 жыл бұрын
Yes 😂😂😂
@rolux48534 жыл бұрын
V T well that seems like a nice ritual!
@Gadawi4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@BelenBlue139 жыл бұрын
I love how he talks about the cheese like it's a human. Like it's alive. Shows true passion for his work.
@osorin_8 жыл бұрын
How did I end up here?
@billydavis958 жыл бұрын
lol same
@arielbrooks56368 жыл бұрын
Medraut cause you clicked on the video that's how
@shawns.28518 жыл бұрын
Ask the rest of your crew.
@muellermaxwell8 жыл бұрын
I'm watching an Italian man cut the cheese..
@UR868 жыл бұрын
wonderfulmax me too why I am even here?
@whatup41728 жыл бұрын
Kill me now
@vtyler188 жыл бұрын
wonderfulmax he's obviously breaking the cheese... not cutting... 😂😂😂 like I really give a shit. I don't even know why this was recommended
@shawns.28518 жыл бұрын
+What Up Gladly.
@phil_bunjerman697 жыл бұрын
DID YOU EVEN WATCH THE VIDEO HE IS NOT CUTTING IT HE IS BROKING IT
@abhishekchoudhary87024 жыл бұрын
look how he explaining all the details..it says how much he loved his work and how passionate he is about cheese....
@malcolmx11558 жыл бұрын
I actually watched this shit the whole way through. Props to the guy, his passion makes the video interesting. Long live cheese.
@ww1topic1317 жыл бұрын
Malcolm X same here
@seanchagani54149 жыл бұрын
3:55 I always say to my cheese where I wish that it will broken.
@seimela9 жыл бұрын
Sean Chagani hahaha he killed me
@dakotalayinlow9 жыл бұрын
Sean Chagani 11:00 - making saw..the cheese understand alone.. where he must.. broken.
@seimela9 жыл бұрын
English is my second language but this got me laughing too much
@Kupkaik9 жыл бұрын
+shand seimela French is my second language and it made me laugh.
@thecrimestory81646 жыл бұрын
Even though his communication is poor he tries to make us understand.. We have to appreciate it we should not make fun of it... I think those people who have commented about his communication have done phd in English...
@rbzuuka79486 жыл бұрын
yes yes to him we are just like the cheese we have to understand where to broken the words to broken the cheese
@marionforge27696 жыл бұрын
He needs interpreter then, I got headache from listening to him
@thevesselofiam84756 жыл бұрын
My Favorite oh man this guy. Let's all be one with the cheese!!!!
@HrSamstag5 жыл бұрын
Mar Nitsuga Then you should go see a doctor. If _that_ makes you headache.
@raymond17195 жыл бұрын
@@HrSamstag 😂😂😂😂😂
@yeepsleep3 жыл бұрын
I'm here for my yearly viewing of this
@stevechan98988 жыл бұрын
this man thinks that cheese is a person
@haloCE68 жыл бұрын
To cut the cheese, you must think like a cheese.
@fankdaggot89618 жыл бұрын
Norin pone No Randy, i AM the cheese.
@alisher19848 жыл бұрын
I assume you've never heard that most languages have grammatical gender.
@newchap76708 жыл бұрын
Cheese was born 2 years ago
@kLix0808 жыл бұрын
in italy we have grammarical gender.
@TApoUTxMFFN7 жыл бұрын
title correction: How to broken the cheese
@thumpertorque_7 жыл бұрын
lol
@alekdembo42277 жыл бұрын
TApoUTxMFFN YESS FINALLY
@aztlanguana87267 жыл бұрын
TApoUTxMFFN lmao
@bryanzack43277 жыл бұрын
TApoUTxMFFN don't be like that, he can barely speak English
@hexterboi53057 жыл бұрын
How many languages can you speak?
@bungerlord5 жыл бұрын
Me: What’s your job? Random person: I’m an insurance broker.. Me:What’s your job? Carlo Guffanti: I’m a cheese broker..
@ashasaid85975 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣break breaker broker
@venkatarr5 жыл бұрын
@@ashasaid8597 brokes😜😜
@ilariazirattu22405 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@thenin4e4 жыл бұрын
Good comment! Made me laugh.
@Make_America_Trump_Again4 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is, he probably actually says that, lmao. To be honest, I have always preferred broken English. It is so much more entertaining. English has become way too wordy. Bring back the soul of language!
@MmMny14 жыл бұрын
His cute simple english explain his passion very well
@carpii8 жыл бұрын
i like this guy. he just talked for 15 minutes on how to cut cheese. now thats passion